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jahaz SMS Messages

Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz

PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA K YE MERE BETE KA JAHAZ HY PATHAN HUM

Ek paindo apni un parh maa sy phone

Ek paindo apni un-parh Maa sy phone py: Maa main is sunday par pakistan aa raha hon. Maa: Wah puttar! Log jahaz ty aaundy

Airhostess sir ap kya lain gein

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein?? Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwey: Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan. Bychary ko kia maloom

Pathan f 16 land kr k bahir nikla

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga: Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye

Bachpan m muje palit banay ka shok

Bachpan m muje Palit banay ka shok tha…. Fraz.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan urhaya gaya tha.? ? Jawab janye is break k baad…. . Ufone tm

Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce

Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz hy pathan:

America hum chand per jakr jahaz

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega.

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Socha tha parh likh k pilot banain

‘Socha tha parh likh k Pilot banain gay’ ¤¤ Dost ¤¤ ‘Charas ka sutta kia lagaya, khud hi Jahaz ban gaye! (‘-‘) +–|=|–+ //

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya tha sub logo ne jump aese he laga di, 1 pathan ne parashut pehan k jump lagadi.

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se

Air port par sab baithey hainurney wala

Air Port Par Sab Baithey Hain,.Urney Wala Hai JAHAZ .... . . Sab Ki Halat kharab hai hy, q k pilot hay FARAZ

Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe

Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe ‘jahaz’ kehte hain tumhari speed kitni hai? Charsi: waisay tay 1km/ghanta par jay kisay di cheez chukki hovay

Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz

Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz mein sefar kr rhy thy samny sy airhosts i to0ty ny usy dkh kr seti bjai airhosts

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Lahoo se dil kbi chehre ujaalne k

Lahoo se dil kbi chehre ujaalne k liye Main g rha hon Andheron ko taalne k liye Utr prte hen prindon k ghol sahil

Yar tm se pochna tha k agr

yar tm se pochna tha k agr hum quadratic formula use krte hoe 0 ko equvlant len aur varible ka square root nikal k

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

No jawan nasal ke liye kuch ehem advises

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye Kuch Ehem Advises: 1. Khud ko Mobile main itna na Mashghool Rakho k; …Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye Aur

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se

achi achi baatein 1 bike

.. ‘Achi Achi Baatein’ .. 1) Bike ho ya Car, Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao, Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,,B-) 2) Koshish kro kisi

Khanaekaaba ek aisi emarat jiske upar

/’Khana_e_kaaba’ Ek Aisi Emarat Jiske Upar Se Aj Tak Koi Parinda Nahe Guzra. Duniya Ki Kisi Airline Ka Jahaz Aj Tak Uske Upar Nahe

Jis k pas 500 bary note

Jis k pas 500 k bary Note haiy Wo Ab Say . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jaaney kahan

Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi Jab Paani Main Humarey Bhi Jahaz Chala karte They.

New funny game sath sath solve

‘New funny game’ Sath sath solve krtay jain. Sab say phalay 1 se 9 tk koi number apny Zahen ma rakh lan. thek? phir

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor se chilaya ‘HIJACK’ Sab preshan ho gye Lrky dar gye Larkian rony lgi Aurten chekhne lgi dusry

Bs boht ho gaya ab agr apka

Bs boht ho gaya Ab agr Apka SmS nhi aaya To To Hum Bed se Chalang laga kr Apni Jaan dedenge Urhte huYe Jahaz

Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake

Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki to pata chala pathan zid kar rha tha k

Pathan parashoot bech rha tha jahaz

Pathan parashoot bech rha tha Jahaz se Chlang Lgao button dbao or nichey Utar Jao custmer:Agr perashot nai khula Pathan:O Allah ka Banda wapis

Aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha

aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha k use ulti a gae.ye daiktay hue airhostess nay shopper la k di.tori dair bad jab airhostess

Sardar shirt k liye koi acha sa

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do. SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don? Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat

1 mithoo 0r us ka

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur

1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot

1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot ny jahaz ko orany k lye agy sy oncha kia, to sardar pilot say: j tu wheeling

Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara

Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy

1 tota or usks malik jahaz me

1 tota or usks malik jahaz me safar kar rahe thay ‘ ‘ airhostes guzri to toyy ne c.t bjae … to wo mur