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is-ki SMS Messages

Tum apnay ghar mei aza khana jab

TUM APNAY GHAR MEI AZA KHANA JAB SAJAOOO GAAY JAZA RASOOL(S.A.W.W) SE IS KI ZAROOR PAOO GAAY , KHUDA B RAZI RAHAY GA .

Ticket checker bachy ka half nai

Ticket Checker: ‘Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga, Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai’ Father Angrily: ‘Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada

Is ki baaton main uski yaadon kahin

IS KI BAATON MAIN USKI YAADON MAIN KAHIN MERA Aks BHI TO JHILMILATA HOGA LAKH MASROOF REHTA HOGA APNE KAMON MAIN WOH EID KA

Gazal tmhary shear ka m0sam bra

[¤GAZAL¤] Tmhary shear ka m0sam bära suhana £agy,…. Main ek sham chura £ou agr burä na £agy,…. Jo d0ubna ha t0 itnay säc0un sy

Bechain yun kisi ki mohabat men ham

Be’chain yun kisi ki mohabat men ham rahy.. Jesy k lamha lamha qyamat men ham rahy.. Aansu kisi ki yad men behty chaly gay..

2touching line is ki chahat main baraa

2/TOUCHing-LiNe is ki chahat main baraa ji ka zeeyaan hai yaro ye alg baat hai kay hum nay ise chaha phir bhi

Jo shakhs zina kerta hai us k

Jo shakhs ZINA kerta hai us k ahle khana ki orton se ZINA kiya jaye ga agerche is ki bad wali naslon main ho.Imam

Humesha munfarid kirdaar rakho jese namak

Humesha Munfarid Kirdaar Rakho Jese ‘NAMAK’ Is Ki Mojudgi Mehsoos Nahi Hoti, Magar Is Ki Ghair Mojudgi Tamam Cheezon Ko Be-Zayiqa Bana Deti he.

Quran pak k 5 huquq 1 is

Quran Pak K 5 HUQUQ.. 1-Is Per ‘EMAAN’ Lana.. 2-Ise ‘PARHNA’.. 3-Ise ‘SMAJHNA’.. 4-Is Per ‘AMAAL’ karna.. 5-Is Ki ‘DAWAT’ Aam Karna.. By..! ‘Zaheer

Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari

duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8

Rab ne maa ko ye azmat e kamal di

Rab Ne “Maa” Ko Ye Azmat-E-Kamal Di, Is Ki Dua Pe Aye Musibat B Taal Di, Quran Ne “Maa” K Pyar Ki Is Tarhan

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata.. Hum bhe

Har kisi se jo hum ne wafa

‘Har kisi se jo hum ne wafa ki’ ‘Bus yehi zindagi mein khata ki’ ‘Chahaton k hajoom mein tanhai’ ‘Mujh ko doston ne hi

Khofnaak kahaani andheri raat men tufaani

Khofnaak kahaani. Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha. 1 larki ayi or us se

Kabi kisi ko nasihat na krobcz aqal

Kabi kisi ko nasihat na kro,bcz aqal mand ko is ki zarorat ni,n bewakof nisihat sune ga ni…

Boy 2 girl aaj kal phuddi ki

Boy 2 Girl:- ‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’ Girl:- Is Ki Or B Ziyada Demand Honi Thi Agar Tum Jaise Larke Gaand

Uqaab nami ghora jis ko saif bin

UQAAB Nami Ghora jis ko ‘Saif Bin Zee Yazn’ ny MOLA RASOOL E KHUDA Saww Ko bheja ta, Yehi Woh Ghora tha jis py

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Suno zindagi apni hans k basar

Suno Zindagi Apni Hans K Basar Krna Nafraton K Raste Pe Na Safar Karna Suno Wafa Na Ho To Mohabbat Adhori He Mohabbat K

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they ek din us nay un donun ko kiss kartay dekha to donun ki tind kar di kuch

Yeh kon mazloom hai k jis ki

Yeh Kon Mazloom Hai K Jis Ki Jabeen Lahu Se Damak Rahi Hai Bara Andhera Hai Is K Ghar Mein Bas Ek Shamma Bharak

Na jaany kis matti ka bna hai

‘Na jaany kis matti ka bna Hai ye Decembr…..!! Subhen Bhi Sogwar is ki , raten Bhi Udaaas….!! *Last night of december* *Good* *Night*

karte ho tum rasool saww

*. . .Karte Ho Tum Rasool (S.A.W.W) Ka Kitna Ehtaram! ZAHRA (S.A) Ki Qabr Dhoop Mein Is Ki Daleel Hy. . .*

Kar ke tumhare gunah maange tumhari panah

Kar ke Tumhare Gunah Maange Tumhari Panah Tum Kaho Daman Main Aa Tumpe Karoroon Durood Hum ne khata Mein Na ki Tumne Aataa Mein

Jism tarhpa hay khaak per tanha

Jism tarhpa hay khaak per tanha, Rooh kerti rahi safer tanha. Neend walo ko kia khabar is ki, Kon jaga hai raat bhar tanha.

90 boys girls pehli mulaqaat main

90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaat main apnay zehen main ek dosry k baray main is tarah sochty hain: GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy BOy:kya

Meri zindagi mein bus ik kitaab hai

Meri zindagi mein bus ik kitaab hai Ik khawab hai or tum ho Yeh jo kitaab-o-khawab k darmiyan manzilein hain Mein chahti hun tumhare

Tumhain zid hai k main keh dun

Tumhain zid hai k main keh dun Muje zid hai k tum keh do ‘Muje tum se mohabbat hai’ Kaho muj se mohabbat hai

Usko ye bhi khiraaj milta hai

Usko Ye Bhi Khiraaj Milta Hai, . Shaairo’n Se Mizaaj Milta Hai. . Uske Lehje Mein Rang-O-Khushbu Ka, . Ek Haseen Imtezaaj Milta Hai.

Hajr e aswad ye pathar khaana kaaba mein

‘HAJR-E-ASWAD’ Ye pathar Khaana Ka’aba mein laga hua hai.. Ye jannat se zameen par utara gya tha. Is Ki 2 Hairat Angaiz Qualities hain.

Nazil huwa jo aaj muhammad saww ka

Nazil Huwa Jo Aaj Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Ka Noor Hai Munkir Hai Jo Bhi Is Ki Hikayat Se Door Hai Chehray Munafiqon K Hain Jal

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Maine kaha mere lye b dua kya

Maine kaha mere lye b dua kya kro Us ne kaha is ki na fikar kya kro Maine kaha mere zehan pe rhta hy

Pyaray allah pak ye insan jo msg

*PYARAY *ALLAH* PAK,* *Ye* Insan* Jo* *Msg* parh* Raha* Hai*, *Ye *Bohat* Pyara* *Hai,* *Is Ki* Zindgi* *Khushiyon* Se* *Bhar* Dena,* *Is Ko* Bohat*

Na jane kis matti ka bana hai

Na jane kis matti ka bana hai ye december, shamen bhi sogwar is ki , sawery b udas is k…,!

G h a z l kisi ki

‘G H A Z A L’ Kisi ki Rah Me Ankhen Bicha kr kuch Nhi Milta. Ye Dunya Bewafa Hai Dil Laga kr kuch

Student school me gadha le k aya

Student School Me Gadha Le K Aya Miss:Ye Gadha,Q Laye Ho? Miss Aphi To Kehti Hn K Mene Bary Bary Gadho Ko Insan Bnaya

Mohabat rog hoti hai kaha b tha

Mohabat rog hoti hai kaha b tha, Rula k khud b roti hai kaha b tha, Usey tum dil ki dharti ka pata na

Ullu ajeeb parinda he dunya isko

‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar Is ki himmat dekho Ye SmS kitny ghor se

Wohi rabb hai jo subha neend

WOHI RABB HAI jo Subha neend se JAGATA HAI! us insan ko jo sara din ALLAH ki na farmaniyan karta hay, Kabhi Nach, kabhi

Main ny roka bhi nahi or

main ny roka bhi nahi or wo tehra bhi nahi hadsa kiya tha jisy dil ny bhulaya bhi nahi janay waloon ko kaha rok

Badal gai hai yeh zindagi ab sabhi

Badal Gai Hai Yeh Zindagi Ab Sabhi Nazaray Badal Gai Hain Kahin Pay Moujay Badal Gai Hain Kahin Kinaray Badal Gai Hain Badal Gaya

Jab rooh kichegi rug se us

Jab Rooh Kichegi Rug Rug Se Us Waqt Ka Aalam Kya Hoga? Ye Jism Gawahi Khud Dega Her Hissa Badan Ka Bolega Khamosh Zuban

Tum ne hamari qabar pe ake jo

Tum ne hamari qabar pe Ake jo muskuradiya Bijli chamak ke gir padi Saara kafan jala diya Chen se so raha tha mein Lapete

Tallaq ki tareef nikah se aurat shohar

Tallaq ki tareef: Nikah se aurat shohar ki paband ho jati he, is pabandi k utha dene ko Tallaq kehte hen. Is ki 2

Aap ne kitni dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi ko Is ki History Nahi Pata. Hum bhi aksar

shabe

,¤’¤ .,. ¤’¤, ¤ shab.e. ¤ ‘¤ meraj ¤’ ‘¤, ,¤’ ‘¤,:,¤’ mubrk ho.Allah is ki rihmt sy hm sb pr apna karm farmaey.amen

Question pyaar kr k shadi krni

Question: Pyaar Kr K Shadi Krni Chahiye Ya Shadi Kr K Pyaar? ? Answer: Shadi Kr K Pyaar Krna Chahiye Lekin Is Ki Khabar

Ap ne kitni dafa logo k mouh

Ap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi ko Is ki History Nahi Pta. Hum bhi aksar

Wohi rub hai jo subah neend se

Wohi RUB hai jo subah neend se jagata hai! Us insan ko jo sara din ALLAH ki na farmaniyan karta hai , Kabhi Nach,

Dekho aaisha agr reh nhi pati to

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR

Student school mn gadha le k aya

Student school mn gadha le k aya Miss:Ye gdha,Q laye ho? Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gdho Ko

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek

Jism tarpa he khaak pr tanha

Jism Tarpa He Khaak pr Tanha Rooh Krti Rahi Safar Tanha Nend Walo Ko Kya Khabar is ki Kon Jaaga He Rat Bhar Tanha

Ye noor jo is shan se khyber

Ye Noor Jo Is Shan Se Khyber Men Khara Hy, Kainat Ka Dil Is Ki Anghuthi Men Jara Hy, Har Dour K Har Marhab

Wo kehti thi mere dil

‘Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Wo kehti thi mere dil

Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Wo kehti thi mere dil

Wo kehti thi ! Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai K Is ki band nagri se Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai Hr ik

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai MaShoor yeh Shaitan hai Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai Parhna iSey aata

Surah mulk ki namaz e isha k

Surah Mulk ki namaz e isha k baad rozana tilawaat karne waala azaab e qabar sai mahfooz rahay ga… plz is ki pabandi karen

Ab main ise yaad banaa dena chahta

Ab main ise yaad banaa dena chahta hon Main is ki aankhon main dekhta rehta hon Magar meri samjh mein kuch nahe ata Main

Shaam ki tarah aya be shumaar baghon par

Shaam ki tarah aya Be-shumaar baghon par Abr ki tarah chhaaya khwab mein kabhi dekha saamne kabhi aya raat ki manaajatian ranjish sehr-gaahi koh

Kisi ki ankh ke jugnu mang

Kisi Ki Ankh Ke JugnU Kisi Ki Mang Ki Afshaa Kisi Ke Haath Ki Chorri Kisi Ke Haath Ki Mehendi Udhrray,Bujhay,Bikhar Jaye Tumain Kab

Aankh khlle to chehra meri maa ka

Aankh Kh?lle To, Chehra Meri MAA Ka Ho. Aankh Band Ho To, SapnA Meri MAA Ka Ho. Main Mar Ja?n To, Gh?m Nahein Lekin…

Kisi ko dard ki gehrai mardalaygi kisi

Kisi ko dard ki gehrai mardalaygi, kisi ko isqh ki bewafai mar dalaygi, bechar kar ishq may koi jee nahi sakth, jo bach gaya

2touching line is ki baatain bhi dilaveez

2/TOUCHing-LiNe is ki baatain bhi dilaveez hain soorat ki tarah meri sochain bhi pershan mere baalon jesi

2touching line is ki tasweer lye baitha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe is ki tasweer lye baitha hai aankhon main qateel jis kay milne ki koi aas nahain ha yaroo

Aa kay ab tasleem kar lain

Aa kay ab tasleem kar lain tu nahe tu nahe sahi kon maane ga kay hum main bay-wafa koi nahe aankh rakhte ho to

Larka larki se poora ander gaya

Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka:

Hadis e pak hazrat anas radi allah anhu sey

HADIS-E-PAK: Hazrat Anas Radi Allah Anhu sey Riwayat hei kay Rasool Allah Sallal-la-hu-alehi-wa-salam nay Farmaya : Jo Chahey kay is kay Rizq mein wus`sat

Al quranallah ki rehmat se kisi bi haal

*’AL-QURAN’*’¤ALLAH¤ Ki Rehmat Se (kisi bi haal mai) Maayoos Na Ho. Is Ki Rehmat Se To Bus Kafir Hi Maayoos Hoa Karty Hain'[SURAH YOSUF

Assalam o alaikum wa rehmatullah bhaio jo log quran

Assalam-o-Alaikum wa rehmatullah Bhaio jo log Quran nahi samajhte Allah ke farman ke mutabiq un ke dilon par taale lage hue hain aaj badqismati

Kuch din pehle mohabbat ko sapna samjha

Kuch din pehle mohabbat ko sapna samjha hum ne Muhabbat hue mohabbat ko apna samjha hum ne Mohabbat main iskadar madhosh ho Gaye Is

Jis se milna tha mil nahi paayaa

Jis se milna tha mil nahi paayaa !! Chaak daaman ka sil nahi paayaa Kaisi barsaat hogayi abke !!! Ek bhi phool khil nahi

Sahi bukhari5647 sahi muslim2572 nabi kareem ne

[sahi bukhari:5647 sahi muslim:2572] NABI KAREEM ne farmaya mosalman ko koi kanta chobhay ya is se zada takleef ho to ALLAH is ki wajah

Dosti woh ehsaas hai jo mitta nahi

Dosti Woh Ehsaas Hai Jo Mitta Nahi Dosti Woh Pahaar Hai Jo Jhukta Nahi Is Ki Qeemat Kya Hai Poochho Hum Se Yeh Woh

Rab ne maa ko yeh azmat e kamal di

RAB NE ‘MAA’ KO YEH AZMAT-E-KAMAL DI IS KI DUA PE AYE MUSIBAT B TAAL DI, QURAN ME ‘MAA’ K PYAR KI IS NE

Kya du gy meri wafaon ka sila

Kya du gy meri wafaon ka sila tum mumkin ho tu karty raho muj pe jafa tum, Kab jeeta hai dunya main koe qalb-e-shikasta

Gilafe khana kaba 1ye har sal zil

GILAFE-KHANA KABA (1)Ye Har Sal Zil Hajj Ko Tbdeel Kiya Jata He. (2) Is Ki Kimat 2 Karor Riyal He. (3)Iska Wazan 670 Kg

Maa hay sare jaag se payri shaan

maa hay sare jaag se payri shaan hay is ki se niyazi gher bhar ki hay is se zinat paon tale hay is k

Meri raahon me mat aana kabhi aisa

Meri Raahon Me Mat Aana Kabhi Aisa Nahi Karna Mujhe Aawaz Mat Dena Mujhe Ruswa Nahi Karna Agar Mujh Se Mohabbat Hai To Is

Mohabbat ka sapna kuch din pehle

Mohabbat ka sapna Kuch din pehle mohabbat ko sapna samjha hum ne Muhabbat hue mohabbat ko apna samjha hum ne Mohabbat main iskadar madhosh

Kabi kisi ko nasihat na krobcz aqal

Kabi kisi ko nasihat na kro,bcz aqal mand ko is ki zarorat ni,n bewakof nisihat sune ga ni…

Maan hay sare jaag se payri shaan

Maan hay sare jaag se payri shaan hay is ki se niyazi gher bhar ki hay is se zinat paon tale hay is k

Har kisi se jo hum ne wafa

Har Kisi Se Jo Hum Ne Wafa Ki Bus Yehi Zindagi Me Khata Ki Chahaton K Hajoom Me Tanhai Mujhe Doston Ne Hi Atta

Sardion ka mausam momin k liye bahaar

“Sardio’n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye Bahaar Hy Is ki Lambi Raatei’n Ibadat k Liye Kafi Hyn Aur Chotey Din, Rozay K Liye Saazgar

Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi

Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi. Ik ghazal us k naam or sahi. Is ki zulfen boht ghaneeri hain. 1 shab ka qayaam or

Ye sms fwrd kro dakhna ap ki

Ye sms fwrd kro dakhna ap ki wja se aj ye kalma kitny log prhty hn ‘LA ILAHA ILLALLAHO MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH Or shayd aj

Jab tum apney kisi bhai ko gunaho

‘Jab tum apney kisi bhai ko gunaho mein mubtila dekho to us k khilaf shaitan k madadgar na ban jao k tum youn kaho,

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

Rasolullah saww ny farmaya allah tala farmata

Rasolullah (s.a.w.w) ny farmaya: ‘ALLAH TALA farmata hai: Admi k sab Amal us k lye hain lekin roza khas mery lye hai aur me

Hazrat abu huraira razi allaho anho farmate

Hazrat ABU HURAIRA (Razi Allaho anho) farmate hein k ‘Meine Rehmat-e-do alam (sallallaho alehe wassallam) se ziada kisi ko khoob sorat na daikha, goya

Hadees e pak jo shakhs sote waqt

‘Hadees-e-Pak ‘ jo shakhs sote waqt 21 bar BISMILLAH parhta hai, ALLAH farishton se farmata hai k is ki har saans k badle neki

Hawa ki leher koi chhoo ke mere

Hawa Ki Leher Koi Chhoo Ke Mere Yaar Se Aai, Koi Taza Khabr Yun Bhi Samandr Paar Se Aai, Labon Se Km or Ankhon

Faizan e ramazan allah pak ka crore ha ehsan

=Faizan-e-Ramazan= ALLAH Pak Ka Crore Ha Crore Ehsan K Us Ny Hamain Mah-e-Ramazan Jesi Azeem Us Shan Naimat Sy Sarfaraz Farmaya. Mah-e-Ramazan K Faizan