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Love works in miracles every day such

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of

Lovely msg for a person form friend

LOVELY MSG FOR A LOVELY PERSON FORM A LOVELY FRIEND 4 A LOVELY REASON AT A LOVELY TIME FROM A LOVELY MIND IN A

Ways to earn even after death

Ways To Earn Even After Death 1) Give a copy of Quraan to someone, Each time they read from it,you gain. 2) Donate a

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Facts of life 1 in a race

FACTS OF LIFE: 1) In a race b/w Cat & Mouse, mouse mostly wins, bcz Cat is running 4 food & Mouse 4 its

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Lovely msg for a person from friend

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely

3 2 one heart praying

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you 3+2= five sensesmissing you. 4+3= seven days

Talk to urself atleast once in

Talk to ‘ URSELF ‘ AtLeast Once In A day. Otherwise ! You May Miss A Meeting With An ‘ EXCELLENT ‘ Person In

If you are not happy being single

‘If you are not happy being single, U’ll never be happy in a relationship..!! Get your own life first, then try 2 share it

I know its ur birth day today

I Know Its UR ‘BIRTH DAY’ Today.. I’m Sure U’ll Give Me Treat In A Big Hotel.. So, I Shall Talk 2 U In

Agar facebook pakistan mein ejaad hota to

Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ? like : lush cOmment : jhuti tareef … unlike : pOnka single : akeli hai ,

Ch0ose the c0rrect 0pti0n 1 vitamin

Ch0osE the c0rreCT 0pti0n 1) Vitamin c is available in: A) Egg B) Wheat C) Fish D) 0range 2) The t0tal number of planets

Glory of the day soundless and restrain

Glory of the day, soundless and restrain With dark clouds, and blessings of rains.. Clouds on way, the splashing of drops, Cheers of birds,

Love is not in those cards

Love Is Not In Those Cards N Gifts .. It Is …-Whn I Hold Ur Hand While Crossing D Road N I Choose To

482 members can sit in a bus

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a

I looked up lazy in a business

I looked up ‘lazy’ in a business thesaurus and now I can add ‘delegator’ to my list of strengths.

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

A beautiful quote a little jealousy in

A Beautiful Quote- ‘A Little Jealousy In A Relationship Is Good Because Its Always Nice To Know That Some One Is Afraid Of Losing

Keep one photo of ur wife in

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will

Do u remember the day we travelled

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then

Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench

Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..” Lady:

Its easier 2 pik up a girl

Its Easier 2 Pik Up A Girl Of Weight 60 Kg When u r in a Romantic Mood bt Its Quite Dificult To Pick

Womens tears are likke male sperms

Women’s tears are likke male sperms;( only one in a million are for the right cause:D

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

In a relationship it is not important

in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same…what is important is that they both think together.

To be yourself in a world that

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

In a park 2 lovers were eating

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?Girl:I think ur eating more

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked

There is a dime dozen then there

There is a dime a dozen… Then there is one in a million… But baby, you are once in a lifetime. – Victor Rodriguez

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

In a party lady wanted to go

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

In a bath room boy touches girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

A girl in a book shop

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left

Boy askd saintwhy she loves a rose

BOY Askd Saint:Why She Loves A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. Bt Doesn’t Love Me,Who Dies 4 Her Everyday? Saint Replied: Oee hoyee..

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

Friendship mean beauty of a human like

FRIENDSHIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIKE GOLDS FRIENDSHIP MEAN FRESH FLOWER FRIENDSHIP MEAN FEELING FRIENDSHIP MEAN HAPPINESS FRIENDSHIP MEAN PLEASED FRIENDSHIP

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

In a controversy the instant we feel

‘In a controversy, the instant we feel angerwe have already ceased striving for the truthand have begun striving for ourselves’. (Buddha)

A scientist james pares from uk proved

A scientist ‘James Pares’ from UK proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around

God picked up a flower and dipped

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Easter so longed for is gone in

Easter so longed for is gone in a day.

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

Godll not give u a burden cant

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, Take it as

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

482 members can sit in a bus

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a

People like you r one in

People Like You r One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain’t In A Mood To Search Another Billion For

What is pyaar its a group of

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF TEA AND COFFEE IN HAND AND SAYING P…..YAAR WARNA

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

There are two great days in a

There are two great days in a person’s life. The day we are born and the day we discover why. (Willian Barclay)

There are two kinds of talents man made

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

Todays thought a little bit of

Today’s Thought; ‘A little bit of jealousy in a relationship is good… It is always nice to know that someone is afraid of losing

If you find yourself in a hole

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. Will Rogers

A one line advertisement by a married

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

Godll not give u a burden cant

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, Take it as

Single and in a relationship are

‘SINGLE’ And ‘In A RELATIONSHIP’ Are Just Terms. Your HEART Determines Your Status. . . =)

The meaning of success has changed in

The meaning of success has changed in a lot of ways for me. I guess I’ve gone through a period of my life where

We live in a moment of history

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is

Boy girl in a resturant boyi love

Boy& girl in a resturant Boy:I love u Girl:I dont love u Boy:But i love u Girl:Bola na nai Boy:Waiter Hmara alag alag bil

All our final decisions are made in

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. Marcel Proust

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin… Snow White lived alone with 7 men.. Pinnochio was a liar.. Robin Hood was a thief..

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told

Me and my bed r in a

Me and My Bed R In A Comitted Reltionship . I Dont knw why this Alarm Cl0ck iS Jeal0us.:-P

only one man in a thousand

? Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow the women. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Easter says you can put truth in

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

If you born poor its not your

‘If you born poor, its not your mistake but if u die poor, its ur mistake’. ‘Born with personality is an accident but dying

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

A friend is some 1 we turn

A friend is some 1 we turn 2 wen our spirits need a lift A friend is some 1 we treasure for our friendship

Boy askd girl y do u love

BOY Askd Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Don’t Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl

All good soldiers will go to heaven

All Good Soldiers Will Go To Heaven.. I Dont Want My Teenage Queen, Just Give Me My Rifle M16 If I Die In A

What is the name of first woman

What is the name of the first woman in a muslim country to be elected prime-minister? Ghulam Ishaq Khan Dayanidhi Maran Benazir Bhutto Cilla

Best way of removing tension is

Best Way of Removing Tension Is not saying. ‘All is Well’ Just sit in a Corner Close your Eyes and say.. ‘Bhar Main Jaaye’

A girls heart is slower than turtle

A Girl’s Heart is Slower than Turtle in forgetting a guy, Whom She Loved.. But, A Guy Eye is Faster than Google in Searching

Deres no gud or bad in

Dere’s no Gud or Bad in dix World But Our preception makes it so …Wh8 ppl call ‘CONGESTION’ in a ‘TRAIN’ Bcums ‘ATMOSPHERE’ in

Once upon a time in film there

Once upon a time In a film there came a strange situation Hero Loves heroine But heroine loves Villan But Villan loves heros Sister

Best 3 lines in a students life

Best 3 lines in a student’s life.. 1:) please don’t disturb i want to study..! 2:) no class,then lets go to library..! The best

In a free society every opportunity comes

‘In a free society, every opportunity comes with three obligations. First, you must seize it. You must mold it into a work that brings

When u feel r alone in a

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected

Whenever i talk to feel a

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell.

Little jealousy in a relationship is healthyits

little jealousy in a relationship is healthy…it’s always nice to know someone’s afraid to lose you!!!!

In a cool cool morning hot coffee for

In A Cool-Cool Morning A Hot Coffee For U There Is No Cup & Coffee… Your Cell Is Cup & My SMS Is COFFEE..

Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench

‘Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..” Lady:

Sum daughter in laws r well trained

Sum daughter in laws r well trained & well mannered. They dont cum 2 change family, they r there 2 join d famly! A

The friendship we have iz so rare

The friendship we have iz so rare to find We hate to see each other in a bind. We have made each other laugh

Be ready you can not skip being

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don’t just lock your self up on the day and Holi hard.

Keep courage whatever you do do not

Keep courage Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself You will win in a great age of opportunity

True guidance can be like a small

True Guidance Can Be Like A Small Lamp In A TunneL. It Does Not Show EverYthing At once, But Gives Enough Light For the

Teacher what should be in a book

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dont be discouraged by a failure it

Don’t be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every

There are six good teachers in the

There are six good teachers in the world. Their names are. What, why, when, where, who, how. Use them in a good manner. You

10 ways to earn hasanaat 1

10 Ways To Earn Hasanaat.. 1) Give A Copy Of The Qur’an To Someone,Each Time They Read From It,U Gain. 2) Donate A Wheelchair

I present myself to you in a

I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you. Luigi Pirandello

Night has ended for another day morning

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries

Meaning of pyaarits a group friends sitting

Meaning of PYAAR? It’s A Group of Friends Sitting Around A Table in A Coffee Shop…& Saying… ‘P – YAAR’…! :-)@

After hearing that one of the patients

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a

Here comes the dayonce in a blue

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shinin up bright And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful. Shinin down

In a world where change is inevitable

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous, the need to achieve that change without violence is essential for survival. Andrew Young

The proudest moment in a students life

The proudest moment in a student’s life… Sitting in the exam hall and asking ‘Saalo meri answer sheet kis k pas hai wapis dey

You fill up my senses like

‘You fill up my senses… Like a night in a forest. Like the mountains in the spring-time, Like a walk in the rain… Like

Edward gibbon english historian and member of

Edward Gibbon (English historian and member of parliament): “In a distant age and climate, the tragic scene of the death of Hosein will awaken

Two cows were in a field enjoying

two cows were in a field enjoying the sun and eating some grass. one cow said.. GaaaaNNNN…. The other cow said…. bari gal kiti

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The

What is invisible romance chris gayle

What is Invisible Romance? Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serena Williams on a moonless night wearing black dresses in a coalmine without

Someone asked me to describe u in

Someone asked me to describe U in a Sentence! I said, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES PLACE IN OTHERS’ HEART WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING AT IT..

In a day if i have to

In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’ whenever i remembered u, i have to say 86400 times per a day….

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share

Extreme limit of pathanism two pathan

Extreme limit of ‘PATHANism’ Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat_!

A lady lost her purse in a

A lady lost her purse in a store. Finally a boy come to her: ‘Madam here is your purse.’ She looked inside and was

If youre in a position to close

If you’re in a position to close yourself off from all the office insanity & workplace,do it!Wear headphones or find a quiet corner if

Teacher how many days are there

Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and Pepsi..!!!! 😀

6 easy ways 2 earn even after

6 Easy ways 2 earn even after death 1-Give a copy of Quran 2 some1 Each time 1 reads 4rm it,u gain 2-Donate a

Pathan got job in a telenor call

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid

Sometimes god fills our eyez wd tearz

Sometimes God fills our eyez wd tearz..! perhaps..! He makes our eyez washed once in a while so that V can see life with

A really beautiful sentence with a very

A really Beautiful Sentence With a Very Wonderful Meaning… ‘We Need EveryThing ‘Permanent’ In a ‘Temporary’ Life’

Now medical cience proved that in a

‘Now Medical $cience Proved That In A LIP Ki$$ 0.7Gm protein 0.45gm fat 0.19gm chemical 50 variety of bacteria will die. Thi$ I$ True.

One day rajnikant participated in a bike

One Day Rajnikant Participated In A Bike Race. So Amazing Tha They Won The Race In.. . ……. . . . . Neutral Gear….

Teacher to kg kid how many months

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow … Tmhe kese pta…? Kid: abey mis wo h na

Boyfrnd rushes home pack ur bag

Boyfrnd rushes home: Pack ur bag Honey, I’ve won Rs.1 crore in a lottery. G.F: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland ? B.F: Who Cares? U

Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never

Marriage is like eating in a resturant

Marriage is like eating in a Resturant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbour’s table and wish KASH

Principal what u want to become in

Principal: what u want to become in future? Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a

A lady siting on a bench in

A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r in the mood to have some romance? Lady: How

True guidance is like a small lamp

True Guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It doesn’t show evrything at once, But gves enough light for the nxt

Gods guidance is like a flashlight in

GOD’s guidance is like a flashlight in a dungeon; it doesn’t shine on all corners at once, but gives out just enough light for

U know chawal frends are always chawal

U know chAwal frends are always chawal Thay receive Kafi msgs but thay send ‘ikka dukka’ msgs in a Hafta Actually thay are special