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A cute sentence my smile doesnt

A cute sentence My smile… doesnt always mean ‘i’m happy’… sometimes it means ‘i can manage’. .. And sometimes it just means ‘i am

Keep the smile leave tears think of

‘Keep the smile, leave the tears, Think of Joy and forget your fears, Here I am wishing you a very happy new year. ‘

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Jane tu mairi kia he main tera

jane tu mairi kia he jane main tera kia tha sath tera har pul sath har ek lamha tha jane kaisi kasak he jane

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

wife i am pregnant pathan

*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha! WIFE: Apki photo thi na pas. Pathan: Mujhay ulloo

Students of 2011 tomorrow is my

StUdENts of 2011…. Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am preparing for it… The Ionization Energy of atoms decreases, when an electron shell….

do you love me because i

‘ Do you love me?? Because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful, because you love me?’ =Cinderella=

I am afraid to close my eyes

I Am Afraid To Close My Eyes I Might Think Of You, I AM Afraid To Open Them Cuz I Might See You, I

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

I am still watching you are every

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga.. Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving

Salaam sir i am trying to open

salaam sir i am trying to open receive sms

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

Every life is written by allahs own

Every ‘Life’ is written by ALLAH’s own hand i am realy very thankfull to ALLAH that when He wrote my life He included ‘YOU’

When i am not messaging u it

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day We Think Of Those Who Make Our Lives Worthwhile, Those Gracious, Friendly People Who We Think Of With A Smile.

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father: i dont like u boy: why? Father: i am

The primary imagination i hold to be

The primary imagination I hold to be the living power and prime agent of all human perception, and as a repetition in the finite

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

Some say they love rain but when

Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella.. . Some say they love da sun …but when da sun

I wish to tell you that every

I wish to tell you, that every time I am with you I feel blessed. I plead you to bless me forever with your

This is a funny crime story

THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT

I am never a failure until begin

I am never a failure until I begin blaming others.

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 50,000 Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k, Dad ne

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

On valentines day we think of those

On Valentine’s Day we think of those Who make our lives worthwhile, Those gracious, friendly people who We think of with a smile. I

Aoato all my friend cousins i

AOA,To All my Friend & Cousins, I have a good news for all of you, I am here to ammounce that my ‘MARRIAGE’ has

The most hmbl statement i

The Most Hmbl Statement .. ‘I am NOTHING without ALLAH.’ And the Most Powerful Statement is.. ‘With ALLAH, I can do EVERYTHING!’ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´

W0rlds m0st beautiful sentence but i

W0rld’s m0st beautiful sentence. ‘but , i am with you’. World’s m0st painful sentence. ‘i am with you,but…’ words are same but rplacement matters.

I am sorry to be smiling every

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here I am sorry that cupid

You already have to know it what

You already have to know it what you have mean to me. Enjoy your EID keeping it in mind that I am thinking of

Mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl

mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl ki talaah hay.agar wo aap hay to plz call me my cell number.03006050034.i am from sargodha

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

I cry because know she doesnt

I Cry Because I Know She Doesn’t Feel The Way I Do. I Cry Because I Think Of How Pathetic I Am And I

To have something i never had am

To have something I never had, I am doing something I never did!

Little girl her father crossing a

little girl & her father crossing a bridge.. Father:plz hold my hand Girl:no dad u hold my hand. Father:whats the difference? Girl:if i hold

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

A line by depressed heart i

A Line By A Depressed Heart: I Don’t Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons, When I Am Not Interested In Learning….! !

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Im enthralled by your beauty mesmerised charisma

‘I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.’

I believe in angels the kind that

I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.

Are we friends or not you told

Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me ‘now’ and tell me ‘true’.. so i

My silence does not mean i am

My Silence Does Not Mean I Am Gone.My Quietness Does Not Mean.IAm Dead.But Dep In My Heart,Anywhere.Anytime Ur Alwaz Remambered.Cared, loved Miseed my sweeto

Oh allah i am urs u

Oh Allah I am urs & u r mine I love u And i need u all the time, Plz be in my heart

I am indeed blessed to have

I am indeed blessed to have Someone like you as my father On this special day I‘d like to thank you for everything You

Lonesome without ueach n every momentswhen i

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me

To my dad on his day

To my dad on his day, Of whom I am a living will: May your happiness fulfill Your goodness, as is just and right.

How can u smle without i

How can u ‘SM_LE’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘F_NE’ without ‘I’? How can u ‘W_SH’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘FR_END’

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

When i am dead my dearest

When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me: Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: Be

Good night i am not perfect

*Good Night* I am not perfect,, I make mistakes,, I hurt people, but when I say sorry, I mean it … !

Kiss me in the moonlight to reassure

Kiss me in the moonlight, to reassure me everything is alright. I want to us to stay this way forever, I don’t want to

I am sweet and you are sour

I am Sweet and you are sour so just shut up and give me a flower! Happy Valentines day!

Friendship is not a word onlyit the

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A WORD ONLY,IT IS THE RELATIONSHIP……. IT IS A SILENT PROMISE WHICH SAYS……….. I WAS, I AM AND I WILL B

It takes half of our life to

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in

How can you smle without i

How can you ‘SM_LE’ Without ‘I’..? How can you be ‘F_NE’ without ‘I’..? How can you ‘W_SH’ Without ‘I’..? How can you be ‘FR_END’

yy after 55

(_) ¿”.=””””’)? ‘ y”””””’y’ After 55 Days EiD- ul- AZHA is Coming, i Hope i Am The 1st One To Wish You in Advance

For shame he cries let go and

‘For shame,’ he cries ‘let go, and let me go! My day’s delight is past, my horse is gone, And ’tis your fault I

Every life in this world has been

Every life in this world has been painted by God’s own hands, That’s why I am thankful 2 God, coz when he painted my

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

Wish you a very happywomens day

Wish you a very happywomen’s day….. Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives…. And I am one of them…. Have a

I am not sure what life could

i am not sure what life could bring… I am not sure if dreams comes true… I am not sure what lov can do…

U think i am best thnk r

U THINK I AM BEST I THNK U R THE BEST’ U THINK I AM THE BEST I THINK U R THE BEST’

ii sorry

(..) [ii] ((””=(*_*) / ?? SORRY YAR!!!!! ‘MY NAME IS KHAN’ ! ! ! ! AND I AM NOT A BACHA BAAZ

I am the light indeed so one

‘I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

A lover says i will

A Lover says, ‘ I will be with U in All Ur troubles’. But, A Good Friend says, ‘ U will have no Troubles

Your sms is my gulab jamun miss

Your sms is my gulab jamun. Your miss call is my rasmalai. Your call is my Rasgulla. So,always KEEP MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL.i

I am sorry to be smiling every

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I am sorry that cupid

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

gun i am a killerapun paise

(””””””) gun/ /@””’”I am a killer. Apun paise kLiye logo ko marta ha Par to apun ka DOST he. Apun tere ko free mai

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

I am in love passionate about him

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 62st Birth Day. Its

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

I am a great friend to public

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

App kia kar rahia ha this time

app kia kar rahia ha this time ma. app ko kal sa message send kar rahia ho lakin app na koi respones nai dhaia.

Prophet muhammad salla allahu taala alayhi wa

Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam did say this about the month of Shaban, ‘This is a month that people usually forget

I am not discouraged because every wrong

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. Thomas Alva Edison

I am expert in

I am expert in ___________ ?? 1.FashiOn/style 2.LOve 3.Flirt 4.Giving respect 5.talking 6.Studying 7.watching tv 8.Friendship 9.backbiting 10.passing time.

i am a bird

_ I am a bird ( ‘ > standing /) ) at ur /,,/ window, Waiting 4 u 2 say Asalam-o-alaikum And ¤ ,^””^,

Never ever thought we will not be

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good,

I am in the habit of looking

I am in the habit of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is

After the end of year i

After the end of YEAR I thanks 2 those who hated me, They made me a stronger person. Thanks 2 those who loved me,

Memon i am so miserkanjoos that i

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money. Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved

Youre my world rock light everything to

You’re my world, my rock, my light. You’re everything to me. My heart aches for you. My soul yearns for yours. Without you I

I am enough of an artist to

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the

Every new beginning comes from some beginnings

Every new beginning comes from some beginnings end. Every time u kill me I am born again. Every time u close that door Another

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Oh allah i am yours and u

oh ALLAH i am yours and u are mine .i love u and i need u all the time plz be in my heart

Who said english is easyfill in the

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Its a chalange for u wo kon

It’s a chalange for U. wo kon sey 3 FRUiTS hain,jo Darjan k hisaab se biktay hin. 1. BANANA 2. ORANGE 3……….? Q.2. who

Moon is doobing sun nikling birds r

Moon is Doobing Sun is Nikling Birds r chillaying Hens r Kukrukuing Flowers r Khubuing nd i am also kahing 2u too GOOD MORNING

Please pray for me my condition is

Please pray for me my condition is serious. I am getting day by day M0re Beautiful! M0re Pretty! & More smart! Dua karo menu

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

Boyy did gandhi ge have no hair

Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long

Girl i am the queen of hotties

Girl: I Am The Queen Of Hotties..!!! . . . . … . . . Boy: Yeah..!!! Even Your Brain Has Melted Due To

I like everyone but love only one

I Like Everyone But I Love Only One.. I Live For Everyone But I Breathe For Only One.. I Talk To Everyone But I

You have no idea how good it

“You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and i am yours” Have a great

Pilot to control tower this is j 327

Pilot to Control Tower: This is J-327. I Am 300 Miles From Pakistani Land 600 Feet Over Water with No Fuel Awaiting Instructions. Over.!

Saying by ramdan i am coming

saying by ramdan I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy plz welcome me after few

Shararti questi0n agar next life hoti

Shararti Questi0n Agar Next life hoti to? I am Ur______, (Baby, Wife, husband, Son, Lover, Enemy, friend, sister, brothr, czn, bhabi) what u want

Tell me agar main apki zindagi

Tell me! Agar MAIN apki zindagi main ‘BEJAN CHEEZ’ hoti To aap mujy apnay pass kis cheez k roop main rakhty…? Reply must i

If my t0mor0w never c0mes im s0rry

If My T0mOr0w Never C0mes, Im S0rry, F0r Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. Im S0rry, F0r Al The Things I Did

On this wonderful day a star

On This Wonderful Day, A Star Of pure Love Appeared To be My Gift … My Present And My Future You…!!! I Am Very

I though to bring lots of flowers

I though to bring lots of flowers and happyness for this valentines day but you said i am not your dear not even a

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,

Sweet short msg by a true beloved

Sweet short msg by a true beloved lover to his girlfrnd with full of tears filled words:- ‘ I am ‘MAD’ for him, but

The best feeling in the world is

The best feeling in the world is when u think that ur friend forgot u & suddenly u receive a msg from ur friend

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

Shb e barat is coming maybe my name written

Shb-e-barat is coming. Maybe my name is written in the list of those people who shall die this year and maybe I’ll never meet

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

I am sorry to be smiling every

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I am sorry that cupid

Hinow i am coming to meet u

Hi,now i am coming to meet u… in the way of sun light… in the way of sweet breeze… in the way of good

Friendship is not a word not merely

Friendship is not a word. Not merely a Relationship.. It is a Silent Promise which says.. ‘i was’ ‘i am’ & ‘i will b’

Marriage processions is going to be departed

Marriage processions is going to be departed with running music, I am dancing Samajh aai? Nai? Kdi sakoolay Gya howain te pta lgay.master nu

2011 aik babarkat saal saal

** 2’0’1’1 ** *Aik Babarkat Saal* ‘Saal ki Ibtida Friday . ‘Saal ki inteha b Friday . ‘Eid-ul-Fitr B Friday . ‘Eid-ul-azha(3rd) B Friday