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First it is taken away from me

First It Is Taken Away from Me And now I am home again. I can sit out in my pyjama bottoms, two cats sprawled

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Tel me who i am in ur

Tel me Who I am, in ur opinion? Tweety.. (speak a lot) Tom.. (fight 2 mch) Jerry.. (naughty) Pooh.. (senstive) Donalduck.. (frank) Dextr.. (studious)

I am sending you a gift packed

‘I am sending you a gift packed with Sincerity,?sealed with love and engulfed in care. Bless you. Happy New Year.? ‘

Very touching line by shakespeare from his

Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel, ‘ I am Mad for her…but why I am not made for her….? ‘

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Tum na sms karty ho na call

Tum Na SMS karty ho na call, I think you have zero balance Yeh lo card number Load kar lo, lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Scratch khud karo

Height of expressing boy is ur

Height Of Expressing…!! Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ? Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks ) Why..?? Boy- Bcoz I Am Loving It….:)

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

Lonesome without u each n every moments

Lonesome without u, Each n every moments When i am alone I close my eyes n think of u N thoughts of ur love

If 10 people care for you one

If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if 1 person cares for you that would be me again, if no

There is nothing you cannot be there

There is nothing you cannot be there is nothing you cannot do There is nothing you cannot have; all you have to do is

Dearbefore my ammal nama is taken to

DearBefore my ‘ammal nama’ is taken to Allah in ths m0nth of RajabI want sayIf I ever hurt U or made U feel bad

After 20 years of friendship a friend

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy: ‘How come we travelled so far in this friendship?’ His buddy smiled and said:

I know how angry you are

I Know How Angry You Are … & What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am

Some say they love rain but when

Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella.. . Some say they love da sun …but when da sun

How can you smle without i

How can you ‘SM_LE’ Without ‘I’..? How can you be ‘F_NE’ without ‘I’..? How can you ‘W_SH’ Without ‘I’..? How can you be ‘FR_END’

2011 aik babarkat saal saal

** 2’0’1’1 ** *Aik Babarkat Saal* ‘Saal ki Ibtida Friday . ‘Saal ki inteha b Friday . ‘Eid-ul-Fitr B Friday . ‘Eid-ul-azha(3rd) B Friday

Life without u is impossible r in

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not

Risk is my life danger game

RISK is my LIFE, DANGER is my GAME! Deshi is my name SINDHI is my Surname I am a young Sindhi Born to DIE

I am always thinking of you and

I am always thinking of you and hoping you are okay, get well soon.

U think i am best thnk r

U THINK I AM BEST I THNK U R THE BEST’ U THINK I AM THE BEST I THINK U R THE BEST’

I prepared excitedly for my departure as

I prepared excitedly for my departure, as if this journey had a mysterious significance. I had decided to change my mode of life. ”til

Pilot to control tower this is j 327

Pilot to Control Tower: This is J-327. I Am 300 Miles From Pakistani Land 600 Feet Over Water with No Fuel Awaiting Instructions. Over.!

Lonesome without ueach n every momentswhen i

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me

Words will not be able to ever

Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express How Sorry I Am For This, And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow For The Multitude

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry. ‘Bakra mar geya larai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me. Pani me machar tair nahi sakta

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

Friend ship paper 1 meri tareef 1

Friend ship paper 1. meri tareef 1 line me? Ans= 2. koi 1 burai jo mj me ho? Ans= 3.wo colour jo mj pay

Open with love if i disturb u

Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you by : dj shuweet

I am made of 5 letters if

I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter,

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

I am indeed blessed to have

I am indeed blessed to have Someone like you as my father On this special day I‘d like to thank you for everything You

I am never a failure until begin

I am never a failure until I begin blaming others.

So many times you have seen me

So Many times you have seen me laugh , and smile, but have you ever stopped and wondered is it Real?? Can you not

On valentines day we think of those

On Valentine’s Day we think of those Who make our lives worthwhile, Those gracious, friendly people who We think of with a smile. I

Sardar1 i am going ka kya

Sardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun.. Sardar1: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

Wish you a very happywomens day

Wish you a very happywomen’s day….. Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives…. And I am one of them…. Have a

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

Boyy did gandhi ge have no hair

Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

I always respect honour pray 4

‘I always Respect, Honour & Pray 4 them who helped me in bad time. I am also thankful 2 bad time, 4 showing me

Life asked death why people love me

Life asked Death: Why people love me & hate you? Death replied: Becoz you are a BEAUTIFUL lie & I am a PAINFUL Truth.

Once there was a admi he cutting

Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd Bara Sapp,,, He began to cry,,, Bachao Bachao,,, I

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon? Sardar: i am pregnant for job

I love you for not what are

I Love You For Not What You Are But What I become when I am there with You. SO be with me forever. “Happy

Could you fax me your photo very

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ? Mind you – it is really very very urgent, damn serious and very important

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

When u feel sad to cheer up

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ‘damn I am really so cute’. U will overcome your

I am missing you what do

i Am Missing you What i Do?? Tell me:-) 1-Hug pillow or 2-Hug Teddy Bear or 3-just Come to YOU And Hug you

When i am not messaging u it

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

I want to be able give you

I want to be able to give you the strength to keep going. Link arms with me, Let’s move on, As one living, breathing,

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

For shame he cries let go and

‘For shame,’ he cries ‘let go, and let me go! My day’s delight is past, my horse is gone, And ’tis your fault I

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga.. Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving

Its very easy to hurt someone and

It’s very easy to hurt someone and then say, ‘Sorry’ But it’s really very difficult to get hurt and say, ‘It’s ok, I am

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

I am very missing you

i am very missing you

My silence does not mean i am

My Silence Does Not Mean I Am Gone.My Quietness Does Not Mean.IAm Dead.But Dep In My Heart,Anywhere.Anytime Ur Alwaz Remambered.Cared, loved Miseed my sweeto

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Moon is doobing sun nikling birds r

Moon is Doobing Sun is Nikling Birds r chillaying Hens r Kukrukuing Flowers r Khubuing nd i am also kahing 2u too GOOD MORNING

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

If you make a list if

if you make a list ‘If you make a list of your friends, Which Position Will you give me?’ . Top 1 Top 2

Rock on attitude quote do u like me

Rock-on Attitude Quote: Do U Like Me as I am? Or Should I Pray To GOD To Improve Ur Taste..??!! ;-);-):-):-

Sometimes give myself admirable advice but i

sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. Anonymous

A cute sentence my smile doesnt

A cute sentence My smile… doesnt always mean ‘i’m happy’… sometimes it means ‘i can manage’. .. And sometimes it just means ‘i am

Keep the smile leave tears think of

‘Keep the smile, leave the tears, Think of Joy and forget your fears, Here I am wishing you a very happy new year. ‘

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Jane tu mairi kia he main tera

jane tu mairi kia he jane main tera kia tha sath tera har pul sath har ek lamha tha jane kaisi kasak he jane

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

wife i am pregnant pathan

*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha! WIFE: Apki photo thi na pas. Pathan: Mujhay ulloo

Students of 2011 tomorrow is my

StUdENts of 2011…. Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am preparing for it… The Ionization Energy of atoms decreases, when an electron shell….

do you love me because i

‘ Do you love me?? Because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful, because you love me?’ =Cinderella=

I am afraid to close my eyes

I Am Afraid To Close My Eyes I Might Think Of You, I AM Afraid To Open Them Cuz I Might See You, I

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

I am still watching you are every

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

Salaam sir i am trying to open

salaam sir i am trying to open receive sms

Every life is written by allahs own

Every ‘Life’ is written by ALLAH’s own hand i am realy very thankfull to ALLAH that when He wrote my life He included ‘YOU’

Wife hints to husband for a new

Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when i am

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day We Think Of Those Who Make Our Lives Worthwhile, Those Gracious, Friendly People Who We Think Of With A Smile.

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father: i dont like u boy: why? Father: i am

The primary imagination i hold to be

The primary imagination I hold to be the living power and prime agent of all human perception, and as a repetition in the finite

Sardarji went to party and introduced his

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this

I wish to tell you that every

I wish to tell you, that every time I am with you I feel blessed. I plead you to bless me forever with your

This is a funny crime story

THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 50,000 Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k, Dad ne

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

Aoato all my friend cousins i

AOA,To All my Friend & Cousins, I have a good news for all of you, I am here to ammounce that my ‘MARRIAGE’ has

The most hmbl statement i

The Most Hmbl Statement .. ‘I am NOTHING without ALLAH.’ And the Most Powerful Statement is.. ‘With ALLAH, I can do EVERYTHING!’ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´

W0rlds m0st beautiful sentence but i

W0rld’s m0st beautiful sentence. ‘but , i am with you’. World’s m0st painful sentence. ‘i am with you,but…’ words are same but rplacement matters.

I am sorry to be smiling every

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here I am sorry that cupid

You already have to know it what

You already have to know it what you have mean to me. Enjoy your EID keeping it in mind that I am thinking of

Mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl

mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl ki talaah hay.agar wo aap hay to plz call me my cell number.03006050034.i am from sargodha

I cry because know she doesnt

I Cry Because I Know She Doesn’t Feel The Way I Do. I Cry Because I Think Of How Pathetic I Am And I

To have something i never had am

To have something I never had, I am doing something I never did!

Little girl her father crossing a

little girl & her father crossing a bridge.. Father:plz hold my hand Girl:no dad u hold my hand. Father:whats the difference? Girl:if i hold

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

A line by depressed heart i

A Line By A Depressed Heart: I Don’t Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons, When I Am Not Interested In Learning….! !

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

Wife you always carry my photo in

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Im enthralled by your beauty mesmerised charisma

‘I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.’

I believe in angels the kind that

I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.

Are we friends or not you told

Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me ‘now’ and tell me ‘true’.. so i

Oh allah i am urs u

Oh Allah I am urs & u r mine I love u And i need u all the time, Plz be in my heart

Lonesome without ueach n every momentswhen i

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me

To my dad on his day

To my dad on his day, Of whom I am a living will: May your happiness fulfill Your goodness, as is just and right.

How can u smle without i

How can u ‘SM_LE’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘F_NE’ without ‘I’? How can u ‘W_SH’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘FR_END’

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

When i am dead my dearest

When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me: Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: Be

Good night i am not perfect

*Good Night* I am not perfect,, I make mistakes,, I hurt people, but when I say sorry, I mean it … !

Kiss me in the moonlight to reassure

Kiss me in the moonlight, to reassure me everything is alright. I want to us to stay this way forever, I don’t want to

I am sweet and you are sour

I am Sweet and you are sour so just shut up and give me a flower! Happy Valentines day!

Friendship is not a word onlyit the

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A WORD ONLY,IT IS THE RELATIONSHIP……. IT IS A SILENT PROMISE WHICH SAYS……….. I WAS, I AM AND I WILL B

It takes half of our life to

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in

yy after 55

(_) ¿”.=””””’)? ‘ y”””””’y’ After 55 Days EiD- ul- AZHA is Coming, i Hope i Am The 1st One To Wish You in Advance

Every life in this world has been

Every life in this world has been painted by God’s own hands, That’s why I am thankful 2 God, coz when he painted my

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

I am not sure what life could

i am not sure what life could bring… I am not sure if dreams comes true… I am not sure what lov can do…

ii sorry

(..) [ii] ((””=(*_*) / ?? SORRY YAR!!!!! ‘MY NAME IS KHAN’ ! ! ! ! AND I AM NOT A BACHA BAAZ

I am the light indeed so one

‘I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

A lover says i will

A Lover says, ‘ I will be with U in All Ur troubles’. But, A Good Friend says, ‘ U will have no Troubles