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I prepared excitedly for my departure as

I prepared excitedly for my departure, as if this journey had a mysterious significance. I had decided to change my mode of life. ”til

Speak 5 lines to yourself every morning

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning: 1. I am the best. 2. I can do it. 3. God is always with me. 4.

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga.. Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving

Agar aap se koi kehta i

Agar aap se koi koi kehta i love you. to tum kia jawab do ge k us ka dil nahi tote, reply must i

I am single after my broke up

I am Single After My Broke-up Not Because I Don’t Pray For L o v e But I am Single Because I Don’t Play

Ab to pathan bhi fakhar se kehne

Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist.

Girl hi baby boy my

girl: hi baby! 🙂 boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl:

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida

Ab tou Karachi mei pathan bhe mutahida walo ko bare fakhar se ye kehne lage hain FARAZ . . . MY NAME IS KHAN

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Doctor mrs taniya good news for u

Doctor: Mrs Taniya, good news for U ! Girl: What do u mean by Mrs..? i am Miss Taniya… Doctor: Okay Miss Taniya, bad

Shb e barat is coming maybe my name written

Shb-e-barat is coming. Maybe my name is written in the list of those people who shall die this year and maybe I’ll never meet

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Me just 1 girl sy pori zindagi

me just 1 girl sy pori zindagi dosti karna chaho ga… i am Nauman Khan bsc.. Architecture Eng..

Whenever new year comes all my saved

Whenever new year comes all my saved up wishes start coming out, And I am glad that you are there to receive them. Happy

Passion spins around love and i

Passion spins around love and I am dizzy always around you.” ~Albany Bach Reid

I know you love gifts i

I know You love gifts i am sending you one that is huge .. Its a hug from me to you

A line by depressed heart i

A Line By A Depressed Heart: I Don’t Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons, When I Am Not Interested In Learning….! !

Lady i think you are the father

Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina? Lady: No Aamir: Sadaf? Lady:

Know lots of people hate me

know lots of people hate me because i am 2 bad but, few people surely love me because they know that my little goodness

This is the last poem i am

This is the last poem, I am composing for you This is the last time , I am missing you This is the last

Lonesome without u each n every moments

Lonesome without u, Each n every moments When i am alone I close my eyes n think of u N thoughts of ur love

Quotes of mind1 russian general in 1987

Quotes of Mind… 1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeated by

I filled in some subjects exam

‘I filled in some subjects in Exam, But my friends Passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the

My attitude i live for

My attitude* *. I LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOU CAN’T PUT INTO WORDS. *. TAKE ME AS I AM, OR WATCH ME AS I

Its the last month of this year

*It’s The Last Month Of This Year So Its Chance To Say Sorry To All aNd BeGin A New Chapter Of Our Life So

When you love should not say

When You Love , You Should not say God is in My Heart But Rather ‘I am in The Heart Of God’

Within this limit is relief enough sweet

‘Within this limit is relief enough, Sweet bottom-grass and high delightful plain, Round rising hillocks, brakes obscure and rough, To shelter thee from tempest

When i see ur miss smile

when i see ur miss ur smile when i see ur smile i miss ur hug when you hug me i want your kiss……

If u r genius solve it 444420

If u r Genius solve it. 4___4___4___4=20 In blanks main ap (plus, minus, divide, multiply k sign laga skte hain) Sawal hy dimag ka.

Ow can yousmi le withouti how you

ow Can You’SMI-LE’ Without’I’..? . How Can You be ‘F-NE’ without ‘I’..? . How can you ‘W-SH’ without ‘I’..? . How can you be

You are abcd attractive beautiful cute dear

You are ABCD Attractive beautiful cute dear EFG Excellent funny gorgeous HIJ Hello I am joking 😉

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of

I am the light indeed so one

?’I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

I am bad in english but i

I AM BAD in ENGLISH BUT i can tell you that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT i can tell you

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Met you became friends shared secrets freaked

Met you, became friends, shared secrets, freaked out, had fun, fought with you, Laughed with you, Smiled with you, Cried with u, Hurt you,

Fish said to water you wont

Fish said to water : you wont see my tears, because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears

I am never a failure until begin

I am never a failure until I begin blaming others.

Will you be my valentine i

Will you be my Valentine Will you be my Valentine I know that I am yours You are like a ocean, And I am

Mom and dad you know i love

Mom and Dad you know I Love You A lot! But . . . .. I am Sorry . . . . .. .

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’ Student: All

Dearbefore my ammal nama is taken to

DearBefore my ‘ammal nama’ is taken to Allah in ths m0nth of RajabI want sayIf I ever hurt U or made U feel bad

Salaam sir i am trying to open

salaam sir i am trying to open receive sms

Dear heart i am sorry but ive

Dear heart, I am sorry but I’ve just fallen in love with someone, so be ready for anything you may go through. Good Luck!

I am in the habit of looking

I am in the habit of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

classic insult when i see

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Your Face, There’s Not A Thing That I Would Change. . . Except The Direction I Am

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

distance never separates two hearts that

‘ Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I

Like everyonebut i love only one

Like Everyone..But I Love Only One I Live For Everyone..But I Breathe For Only One I Talk To Everyone..But I Share Everything To Only

Very touching line by shakespeare from his

‘Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel, ‘ I am Mad for her…but why I am not made for her….? ”

The best times of your life are

The best times of your life are those when you say‘Yes, I am Fine’ And you know that someone would look into your eyes

I though to bring lot of flowers

I though to bring lot of flowers and happyness for this valentines day but you said i am not your dear not even a

Challenge for u shadi se pehle

challenge for u.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? I am waiting

A good apology has 3 parts 1

‘A GOOD APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS’ 1. I AM SORRY 2. IT’S MY FAULT AND 3. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT RIGHT

Please know that i am aware of

Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because I want to do it. Women must try to

Saying by ramdan i am coming

saying by ramdan I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy plz welcome me after few

If you make a list if

if you make a list ‘If you make a list of your friends, Which Position Will you give me?’ . Top 1 Top 2

I remember how much u hurt me

I Remember How Much U Hurt Me … I Say … I Am Fine Alone… … But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U

Hi dear i am here and

HI DEAR I AM HERE AND YOU ARE THERE BUT DONT CARE FAR AND NEAR WE CAN SHARE HAPPINES AND TEAR COME HERE THORA

i am a bird

_ I am a bird ( ‘ > standing /) ) at ur /,,/ window, Waiting 4 u 2 say Asalam-o-alaikum And ¤ ,^””^,

Sardar1 i am going ka kya

Sardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun.. Sardar1: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta

Please pray for me my condition is

Please pray for me my condition is serious. I am getting day by day M0re Beautiful! M0re Pretty! & More smart! Dua karo menu

I am missing you what do

i Am Missing you What i Do?? Tell me:-) 1-Hug pillow or 2-Hug Teddy Bear or 3-just Come to YOU And Hug you

Every life is written by allahs own

Every ‘Life’ is written by ALLAH’s own hand i am realy very thankfull to ALLAH that when He wrote my life He included ‘YOU’

My attitude a girl proposed me

‘MY ATTITUDE’ A Girl proposed me, I said,’i am not accepting ur proposal but i salute ur choice’

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

2011 aik babarkat saal saal

** 2’0’1’1 ** *Aik Babarkat Saal* ‘Saal ki Ibtida Friday . ‘Saal ki inteha b Friday . ‘Eid-ul-Fitr B Friday . ‘Eid-ul-azha(3rd) B Friday

Losing you has now become a fear

Losing you has now become a fear, you are not here but I feel you near. Lips like rose, you yourself like Daisy, Fragnance

My opinions may have changed but not

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. Ashleigh Brilliant

Shararti questi0n agar next life hoti

Shararti Questi0n Agar Next life hoti to? I am Ur______, (Baby, Wife, husband, Son, Lover, Enemy, friend, sister, brothr, czn, bhabi) what u want

Never ever thought we will not be

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good,

I have been afraid of the dark

I have been afraid of the dark until you came.. you are my light and you protect me from the dark.. if you leave

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

When i am dead my dearest

When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me: Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: Be

Husband messages to wife on cell

Husband messages to wife on cell Hi, what are you doing darling??? … Wife-i am dying…!! Husband: Jumps with joy but types ‘sweet heart,

Friend is not a word relationship it

Friend is not a word not relationship it is a Silt promise Which says i was i Am and I will Be With u

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

Boyy did gandhi ge have no hair

Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long

If 10 people care for you one

If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if 1 person cares for you that would be me again, if no

Mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl

mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl ki talaah hay.agar wo aap hay to plz call me my cell number.03006050034.i am from sargodha

Sardar sent sms to his boss me

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2

Bari mushkil se apni jaan bacha kar

Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar Aaya Hon in Police Walon Se Keh K . . . . . My Name is FARAZ

Men always say i love you to

MeN ALWAYS say ‘I LOVE YOU’ to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this? ‘I’ am ‘L’ooking ‘O’ut 4 ‘V’aginal ‘E’ntry ‘Y’ou must take

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

A lonely tear is set out freee

A LONELY TEAR IS SET OUT FREEE… I AM SITTING ALONE FOR ALL TO SEE!! YOU ARE FAR AWAY… HOW CAN IT BE??? MY

Answers sparrow i am innocent parrot

Answers: Sparrow: I Am Innocent Parrot: I Am Flirt Eagle: U Like Me Crow: We Are Best Friends Pigeon: U Love Me Too Much!

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

The night is silent but i cant

The night is silent but I can’t sleep.. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep.. Before I drift away in

Din ek boy ko pata chala k

‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya meray

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

Wish you a very happywomens day

Wish you a very happywomen’s day….. Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives…. And I am one of them…. Have a

I like everyone but love only one

I Like Everyone But I Love Only One.. I Live For Everyone But I Breathe For Only One.. I Talk To Everyone But I

Fill for me i u

Fill for me I . . . . . . . U I am ur . . . . . . . I like

Without whom i am incomplete so better

Without Whom I am Incomplete So Better Take Care Of Your Self Because I Don’t Want To Lose a Part Of Myself

Memon i am so miserkanjoos that i

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money. Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved

What is true love when wife pulls

What Is True LOve? When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed.. Tries Removing His Shirt & Husband Replies: ‘Lady Leave Me

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Whenever new year comes all my saved

‘Whenever new year comes all my saved up wishes start coming out, And I am glad that you are there to receive them. Happy

Keep the smile leave tears think of

‘Keep the smile, leave the tears, Think of Joy and forget your fears, Here I am wishing you a very happy new year. ‘

I am sorry ek buri khabar hai

I am Sorry Ek Buri Khabar Hai Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz… Main Kuch Dino K Baad Tumhy Hamesha K Liye Chor Kr Chala Jaonga

One of the sweetest line said in

ONE Of The Sweetest Line Said in ‘ LOVE ‘ is ‘ Mein khOo Gaya hOon, Tum Bhi khOo Jao..’ …English Translation:- ‘ I

Our first beloved imam mula alias was

Our first beloved Imam Mula Ali(a.s) was born, inside the Kabah, on Friday the 13th of Rajab. He was our first Imamim-Mobeen. The Holy

Girl friend is a virus she

Girl friend is a virus she will enter ur life scan ur pocket Transfer ur money Edit ur mind download her problems Delete ur

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Five lovable words i am alone

Five Lovable words- ‘I am alone without you’, Four pleasant words- ‘I care for you’, Three sweet words- ‘i like you’, Two special words

I wish to tell you that every

I wish to tell you, that every time I am with you I feel blessed. I plead you to bless me forever with your

Aslamoalikum i am amazed at a person

Aslam’o’alikum. I am amazed at a person who feels proud of himself, who by yesterday was a clot of blood & 2morrow will be

I am still watching you are every

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

If someone asks me with whom u

If someone asks me with whom u want to spend your entire life, I will simply say.. ‘Someone who can understand that I am

If mathematicians became film producers then

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers, Then, The Title Would Be Something Like This… . Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity . Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon

I am expert in

I am expert in ___________ ?? 1.FashiOn/style 2.LOve 3.Flirt 4.Giving respect 5.talking 6.Studying 7.watching tv 8.Friendship 9.backbiting 10.passing time.

I always respect honour pray 4

‘I always Respect, Honour & Pray 4 them who helped me in bad time. I am also thankful 2 bad time, 4 showing me

Friendship is not a word not merely

Friendship is not a word. Not merely a Relationship.. It is a Silent Promise which says.. ‘i was’ ‘i am’ & ‘i will b’

I am sending you a gift packed

‘I am sending you a gift packed with Sincerity,?sealed with love and engulfed in care. Bless you. Happy New Year.? ‘

When u feel sad to cheer up

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ‘damn I am really so cute’. U will overcome your

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

I am afraid to close my eyes

I AM Afraid To Close My Eyes I Might Think Of You, I AM Afraid To Open TheM Cuz I Might See You, I

Lonesome without ueach n every momentswhen i

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

A sad love story aik engineering k

A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA. LARKY NE USY PURPOSE KYA LAKIN LARKI NE INKAAR KR DYA AUR

Youre my world rock light everything to

You’re my world, my rock, my light. You’re everything to me. My heart aches for you. My soul yearns for yours. Without you I

It takes half of our life to

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in

Come closer come you cruel i am

Come closer come come you cruel i am going to die Samjhe? . . . Nahi . . . Lo translation parho . .

When d mid night bell rings 2nitelet it

When d Mid-night Bell Rings 2nite,Let It Signify New And Better Things 4 u, Let It Signify A Realisation Of All Things u Wish

My personality is who i am

My personality is who I am, .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . my attitude

When around you i dont need to

When around you, I don’t need to be someone else. Thank you for loving me, for who I am.

Little girl her father crossing a

little girl & her father crossing a bridge.. Father:plz hold my hand Girl:no dad u hold my hand. Father:whats the difference? Girl:if i hold