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Iss kadar gham seh gayi hai zindagi

Iss kadar Gham Seh Gayi Hai Zindagi, Dard Ban ke Reh Gayi Hai Zindagi, Kujh Na Suneya kaafiley De Shor Chon, Saara kissa keh

Sheher ki soorat mei apni raajdhani bech

Sheher ki Soorat mei Apni Raajdhani Bech ker, Do Niwalay hi milay Aankhon ka Pani Bech ker, Apni boorhi Maa ki Khatir Aik Beti

Faraz daku ban gya bank me daka

Faraz Daku Ban Gya. Bank Me Daka Dalne Gya or Bola Arz Kia He Takdeer Me Jo He Wo Mile Ga Handz Up!! Koi

Gungunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko

Gun’gunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko Ungliyan phair k baalon me sula de mujhko Yaad kr k mujhe takleef hi hoti ho gi

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

Gham ki jagir verasat main mli ha

Gham ki jagir verasat main mli ha mjh ko Fraz Apni jagir main rahta hun navabun ki tarah

Kash tum dekh sakty tuty huy dil

Kash tum DEKH sakty… Tuty huy dil ko Behty huy ansuon ko Is adhury mösam ko Kash Tum PARH sakty… Mery hathon ki lakeron

Joke of the year zardari said

‘Joke of the year’ zardari said: ‘ Qaum ki duaon se theek hun’ 🙂

Murjha ke kali jhil may girate huye

Murjha ke kali jhil may girate huye bhi dekh Suraj hun mera rang magar din dhale bhi dekh Kagaz ki katarane ko bhi kahate

Mohabbat me tarrapne se to kuch hasil

Mohabbat me tarrapne se to kuch hasil nahi hota. Wo bhi dil me reh kar ab shareek-e-dil nahi hota.. Kabhi aisa bhi hota hai

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha ‘Andar ana mana hAI’ Muhabat muskrati hui ai Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha Or kehne lagi ‘Maaf

Suno wohi sochain wohi batain andaz

‘Suno…..! Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hai.. Boht be-chain hun mae k koi naraaz ab b hai.. Main kese uski yadon

Hasrat bhari nigahon ko aram tak nahi

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon ko Aram Tak Nahi Palta Wo Zindgani ki Phr Sham Tak Nahi Jiski Talab Maen Zindagi Apni Guzar Di Us Beywafa

Mai ne dil k darwazy pr likhha

Mai ne Dil k darwazy pr likhha:-) ‘Andar ana mana ha’ Muhabat muskrati hui i Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha Or kehne lagi

Duaa kaa tuutaa huaa harf sard aah

Duaa kaa TuuTaa hu’aa harf sard aah meN hai Terii juda’ii kaa manzar abhii nigaah meN hai Tere badalne ke baa-vajuud tujhko chaahaa hai

Na khalish e judai khatam hui hayat guzri qarar

Na khalish-e-judai khatam hui,,, Na hayat guzri Qarar se,,, Main khizan parast hun dosto,,, Mujhy kya gharz hai bahar se… Zra berukhi se bat

Hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka

hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka, jb farq pra nhi unko hamarai judaii ka, khamoshi sa saha hun ne jb har gham, to

Likha to tha k khush hun tere

Likha to tha k khush hun tere bgair b, Ansoo mgr qalam se pehle hi gir gaya…!!!

Main khush naseeb hun mujh par karam

Main Khush Naseeb Hun Mujh Par Karam HUSSAIN a.s Ka Hai Ata Kia Hua Sara Bharam HUSSAIN a.s Ka Hai Main Moutabar Hun Jahaan

Doctor pagal setum chat se q latak

Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q latak rahe ho? Pagal: Mein ek Bulb hun. Doctor: To phir tm jal q nhi rahe? Pagal: Bhootni

Baazi jitt ke hun asi han haar

Baazi Jitt Ke Hun Asi Han Haar Chale, Satt Apne Dil Te Ha Maar Chale, Nai Bhulne Sajna Oh Din Sanu, Jo Tere Sang

Samajh jatai hun chaalon ko magr kuch

Samajh Jatai hun Chaalon ko Magr kuch der Lagti ha wo baazi jeet jaty hain mere Chaalak hone tak..:(

Shehr e aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan

Shehr-e-aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan, Meri aankhon ko bhigoti hui awara hawa, Dosh-e-deewar pe bezaar gharri ki tik tik, Mere anjaam pe

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

Jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri

jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri jindagi udas ho jati hai. meri har dhadhkan khamosh ho jati hai. teri surmai ankho ki kasam, meri

Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki

Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki dua krta hy, Misl e khushbu mri sanson m bsa krta hy, Sochta hun k ek bar

Dil k jazbon ka machalna nhi dekha

Dil K Jazbon Ka Machalna Nhi Dekha Jata Gair Say Aap Ka Milna Nhi Dekha Jata Kya Garaz Ham Ko Badal Jayen Sabhi Dost

Gham e zindgi teri raah me shab e aarzu chah

Gham-e-zindgi teri raah me, Shab-e-aarzu teri chah me. Jo ujar geya wo basa nahi Jo bichar geya wo mila nahi. Jo dil-o-nzar ka saroor

Tmhra sath mil jaye to hr dukh

Tmhra sath mil jaye to hr dukh bhul jaongi Wo khti thi! K hr surat tmhe apna bnaungi Nichhawar khuab kr dungi tmhre ek

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

phool chahy thy mgr hath main

*.* Phool Chahy Thy Mgr Hath Main Aye Pathar Hum Ne Aghos E Mohbt Main Suhlaye Pathar Wehshat E Dil K Takkaluf Ki Zrort

Tumhari palkon ku pakad ker surma sharmane

tumhari palkon ku pakad ker surma sharmane lagi,tumhari hoton pe hatakh kr laal rung laalach kurne lagi,tumhari zulfon me jhatakh ker gulaab guroor hone

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. . . . . . . . . . kAbi

Qadam insaan ka raah e dahar men tharraa hii

qadam insaaN ka raah-e-dahar meN tharraa hii jaata hai chale kitnaa hii koii bach ke Thokar khaa hii jaataa hai nazar Khwaah kitnii hii

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein tanha tanha hi theek hun.. Mujhe chahaton se darr lagta hai mein nafraton mein hi theek hun..

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni

Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg

Hum yar hain tumhare dildar tumhare

Hum yar hain tumhare , dildar hain tumhare, hum se mila karo… hum se mila karooooo… Acha tu ye tum ho? phir dor hi

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

tu phool hai ghulaab ka

~~~ Tu phool hai ghulaab ka ~~~ ~~~ Mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka ~~~ ~~~ Teri tasveer hai mere dil main ~~~ ~~~ Kya

Koi phol do koi khawab main bohat

Koi phol do, koi khawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun Meri zeest ko tab_o_taab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun K

Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta

veeran buht hun wasal se tashkeel

*’* Veeran Buht Hun, Wasal Se Tashkeel Kr Mujhe, *’* Tu Mjh Se Pyar Kr Zra Tabdeel Kr Mujhe, *’* Sehra Ki Tapti Rait

Sapnay hain yaaden our bohat kuch tum

‘Sapnay hain yaaden hain our bohat kuch… ‘tum ho,tumhari baten hain our bohat kuch…. ‘nahe chahty hum tum ko bhulana…. ‘magar dooriyan hayn….. ‘majbooriyan

Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or

Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band hy phir b Sardi lag rhi hy Paseene se

1 shaks imam ali raza as

‘ 1 SHAKS IMAM ALI RAZA A.S K PAAS AYA AUR KAHA JAB MEIN BAHAR JATA HUN TO DUSREY MUQAMAT KA PAANI MERI SEHET

(”,)____//_ (‘,’)/ ( ) / (‘ ,’) (;) ; / (”,)____//_ Dazz mje bori m pek krny aya tha Janta nae kon hun m

Mere qatil ko pukaro k me zinda

Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro K Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Phr Se Maqtal Ko Sanwaro K Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Ye Shab-E-Hijar To Saathi He

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy

Mein khud hairaan hun apny sabar ka

Mein Khud hairaan hun apny sabar ka pehlu dekh kar… ,,Us ne yaad krna chhor diya par mein ne intezar nahi chhora,,

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Dunia ko parkhnay ka hunar main nahi

Dunia Ko Parkhnay Ka Hunar Main Nahi Rakhta Saada Hun K Baton Me Makar Main Nahi Rakhta Rakhta Hun Faqat Apnay Hi Aibon Pe

Husn e shama likhun ya sharab hamdam sathi

Husn-E-Shama Likhun Ya Sharab Likhun Hamdam Likhun Sathi Likhun Ya Khuwab Likhun Tere Sarapa-E-Husn Se Heran Hun Main Meh-Jabeen Likhun Shear Likhun Ya Aftab

Farz kro hum ehle wfa hunfarz diwany

Farz kro hum ehl_e wfa hun,farz kro diwany hun, farz kro ye dono batain jhoti hun afsany hun, farz kro is g ki bytabi

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Love story 1 din chiray ne

Love Story” 1 din chiray ne kaha k muje chor kr kbi tm urr to ni jaogi? Chirya boli: urr jaungi to tm pakr

aaya khyal e yar to deewana kr

*. . .Aaya khyal-e-yar to deewana kr gya. . .* Selab-e-ashk aankh k sagr ko bhr gya Sb hm sfr chley gaye ye hadsa

Tera muntazir hun mujhe muskura ke mill

Tera muntazir hun mujhe muskura ke mill kab tak tujhe talaash karon ab aa kr mil yunh mill ke phir judai ka lamha na

Bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na

bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na bana ab chor k mujhy dunya me tmasha na bana muje ghamon ka sath hai ujarhi mere

Jitna b usko sochoon utna hi door

jitna b usko sochoon utna hi door paoon, jitna b usko chahoon khud hi bikharti jaoon, may aam c musaafir be aas be sahara,

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi mangetar se: Darling aaj mein boht khush hun Mango kia mangtay ho? Molvi sharma k bola: Qurbani

Faraz suzuki chala raha tha or samne

faraz suzuki chala raha tha or samne bachy a gaye to ARZ kiya: DIL MAIN JALAYE RAKHTA HUN APKE PYAR DEEP HATO KUTTY KE

Barasta bheegta mosam hai kamzori meri lekin

Barasta, Bheegta Mosam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin…! Main Ye Rim Jhim,Ye Ghataa,Ye Badal Tmhare Naam Krta Hun….!

Dilksh dilruba nehayt haseen hy jo

DilKsh ,DilRuba, Nehayt Haseen hy, Jo dard Ki sda hA Nehayt Haseen ha, UsKa ghrur, Meri LaGan k sbab Nhe, Wo Khud b janta

Bicharnay walay tujhay daikh kar sochta hun

Bicharnay walay tujhay daikh kar sochta hun, Tu phir milega to kitna badal chuka hoga..!!!

Ae iraado mujhe takmeel ki taaseer dikhaao

Ae iraado!!! Mujhe takmeel ki taaseer dikhaao Khab maiN dekh chuka huN mujhe taa’beer dikhaao Khaahisho!! AaNkh se bahti hui hasrat na bano Waqt

Ab tak wohi khwaab hain mein wohi

Ab tak wohi KHwaab hain wohi mein Wohi mere gulaab hain……… wohi mein Ye jism ke jaaN ki tashnagi hai Wohi taaza saraab hain

Jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or

jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or wo sathi ban kar na mile to taklifhoti hai me ya kahna chahta hun ke Allah pak

Her aahat me uska ehsas nazar ata

Her aahat me uska ehsas nazar ata hai Mar bhi jaun to uska chehra nazar ata hai Kya karu dilse ye baat ab jati

Jub wo hoga apni zat main tanha

jub wo hoga apni zat main tanha to yad aon ga, na chla qadam say qadam koi sath to yad aon ga, main us

Tere qareeb rahon ya k door jaaon

Tere qareeb rahon ya k door jaaon mei, Hah dil ka ek hi aalam tujh hi ko chaahon mein, Mein jaanta hun wo rakhta

Meri zindagi mein bus ik kitaab hai

Meri zindagi mein bus ik kitaab hai Ik khawab hai or tum ho Yeh jo kitaab-o-khawab k darmiyan manzilein hain Mein chahti hun tumhare

Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki

Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki dua krta hy, Misl e khushbu mri sanson m bsa krta hy, Sochta hun k ek bar

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Jee raha hun kis liye main is

Jee raha hun kis liye main is gham-e-zindagi ko, Mar ke bhi keh na sakunga apni kahaani ko Chup raha to mar de gi

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

‘Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Kuchh ishq thaa majabuurii thii so maine

kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa ye

Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand

Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon

Qafas main rehtay ho gai sayyaad sy

Qafas main rehtay rehtay ho gai Sayyaad sy Ulfat, Main khud he noch lyta hun maray jb PAR nikaltay hain.

Wo rotha sa lgta hey koe tarkeb

WO ROTHA ROTHA SA LGTA HEY KOE TARKEB BATAO MANANE KI MAIN ZINDAGI GIRVI RKH SKTTA HUN TM QEMAT BATAO MUSKURANE KI

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Kbhi ulfat bhara lehja utra hua chehra

Kbhi Ulfat Bhara Lehja Kbhi Utra Hua Chehra, Samajh Mein Kuch Nahi Aata Bata MERA Gunah Kya Hy…? Meri Uljhan Mita Tou Dy, Mujhy

Ek din usne mujhse pucha main kahan

Ek Din Usne Mujhse pucha ‘Main Kahan Hun’ Maine Kaha Mere Dil Main Meri Jaan Main ho Tum Ho Tum Meri har Saans Main

ghazal hina ka rang hun mn

= Ghazal = Hina Ka Rang Hun Mn Hathon Pe To AaunGa. Utar Gya To Mhak Apni Chor JaunGa. Ghazal Ka Shair Hun Dil

Punjabi love letter way sheedeya hun

Punjabi Love letter ‘Way Sheedeya hun apne dil te watta rakha k menu pul ja hun main Booty di Mang aaan Way otri maa

Aap say kia purda baji main sub

AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI MAIN SUNA DAITY HUM, RAT KIA RAT THE JUNAT

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas dedo mainu sja yaaro… Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro…. Ithe

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun. Is tarah kuta ap

Dil e naadaa tujhe huaa kyaa hai aakhir is

dil-e-naadaa tujhe huaa kyaa hai aakhir is dard ki davaa kyaa hai ham hai mushtaaq aur vo bezaar yaa ilaahi, ye maajaraa kyaa hai

Bahot sahi gam e geti sharab kam kya hai

Bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai Bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai Gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai Tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain

Allah kare hm na kbhi hosh main

Allah Kare Hm Na Kbhi Hosh Main Aayeen. Be’khud Yu0n He Rakhein Gi Hameen Sh0kh Adaayen. Jb Saamne Hun Aap To Kya Hosh Main

Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Mein Tou Liaquatabad Mein Rehti

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni taiz hai, Lion Fox Elephent Goat Tiger Camel Reply

Apni dhun main rahta hun bhi

apni dhun main rahta hun main bhi tere jaisa hun o pichli rut k sathi ab k baras main tanha hun teri gali main

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere marti

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere ishq main marti hun tere liye zalim main kya kya karti hun ..

Bohat hi masroof zindagi hy mashoor

BOHAT HI MASROOF ZINDAGI HY MASHOOR O MAROOF ZINDAGI MAY KHUSHI SE BHAR POOR SAA ATON MAY HAZAR TARHAN KI RAHATON MAY BADAN MAY

Khali he abhi jam men kuchh soch

Khali He Abhi Jam Men Kuchh Soch Rha Hun. Ae Grdish-E- Ayam Men Kuchh Soch Rha Hun. Ae Saqi Thori Si Tkleef To Hogi

Habib jalib keh nahin sakti par

HABIB JALIB Keh nahin sakti par kehti hai Mujh se meri nanhi bachchi Abbu ghar chal Abbu ghar chal Us ki samajh mein kuchh

Jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain dar

jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain yeh dar jaisa bhi hai sar chupanay ko muyassar toh hai ghar jaisa bhi haiusko mujhse mujhko uss

main talkhie hayat se ghbra k

*.* Main Talkhi’e Hayat Se Ghbra K P Gya Gham ki Sayah Rat Se Ghbra K P Gya Itni Daqeeq Shay Koi Kese Smjh

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu me tu thek khta hi shyed bdal gya hu me tjy khbr nhi ksy srab rsty thy

Tere honay par khud ko tanha samajhun

Tere Honay Par Khud Ko Tanha Samajhun? Main Bewafa Hun Ya Tujhko Bewafa Samajhun? Teri Berukhi Se Waqt Toh Guzar Geya Hai Mera, Yeh

Main kub teri yaad say juda hoon

Main kub teri yaad say juda hoon, Main to har pal is saza m hoon, Koi to ha bat koi majbori meri, main jo

Wo saamne nahin pardeedaar karta hunwo aayegi

Wo saamne nahin par…Deedaar karta hun…wo aayegi nai par intazaar karta hun Deewaangi mein dil ko bekaraar karta hun.. Uss ladki se haaan mai

Tujhse ho kar judaa mere sajan teri

Tujhse Ho Kar Judaa Mere Sajan, Teri Yaadon Mein Main To Khoi Hoon, Tujh Ko Malum Hi Nahi Sajan, Kitna Tadpi Kitna Royi Hun,

Rehne do ab ki tum bhi mujhey

Rehne Do Ab Ki Tum Bhi Mujhey Parh Na Sako ge Barsaat Mein Kaaghaz Ki Tarah Bheeg Gaya Hun

Tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai

tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai na dun main zakhm zakhm hun phir bhi tujhe dikhai na dun tere badan main dharakne laga

Duniya ne ham pe jab koi ilzam

Duniya Ne Ham Pe Jab Koi Ilzam Rakh Diya Ham Ne Muqabil Us Ke Tera Nam Rakh Diya Ik Khas Had Pe Aa Gai

Ajab chiragh hun din raat jal raha

Ajab Chiragh hun ‘Din ‘Raat’ ‘Jal’ Raha hun ‘FARAZ’ . . . . Main Thak Gya hun Koi ‘ROOH AFZA’ hi Pila Dy Mujhe.

jane phir q khud

‘*’* JANE PHIR Q *’* *’* Khud Ko Mujh Se JUDA Kia Usne, Jo Na Karna Tha wo Kia Usne, *’* Yaad Karne Se

1 gujjar ne five star hotel me chaye

1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se Cup Me Chaye Di Gujjar aik Sans Me Chaye

Najane us k dil main mehfilain abad

najane us k dil main mehfilain abad hun kitni akela jo bhi baitha ho usey tanha nahi kehte

Aik poet daku ban gya bank main

Aik Poet Daku Ban Gya Bank Main Daka Dalny Gya Aur Bola Arz Kiya Hai Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wo Mily Ga Handz Up!

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Gham hay ya khushi tu meri

GHAM HAY YA KHUSHI HAY TU MERI ZINDAGI HAI TU AAFTON K DOR MAIN CHAIN KI GHARI HAI TU MERI RAAT KA CHARAGH MERI

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla

mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla mom samajhe the tere dil ko so paththar nikla dag hun rashk-e-mohabbat se k itna betab kis

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

Ishq maasum hai isa rulaya na

Ishq maasum hai, Isa rulaya na karo… Yun bewajah hamein, Sataya na karo…. Tuta hua hun chune se bhikar jaunga, apne Zulf ke pani

Tauheed ka nara hai umeed parcham hai

Tauheed ka Nara hai, Umeed ka Parcham hai Apni meri Dharti, Apna Mera Musam hai Iss Khhak pay main Qurbaan, Iss ka hi Deewana

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

Gazal na mila karo sar e sham mujhe

===GAZAL=== Na mila karo Sar-e-Sham mujhe Main tanha tanha he theek hon Mujhe chahton se darr Lgta hai Main Nfraton me he theek hun

Azeez hai mujhe har shaey se mohabbat

AZEEZ HAI MUJHE HAR SHAEY SE MOHABBAT APKI UTAAR GAYI HAI MERE D?L MEIN SAADGI APKI AB APNE AP SE KAISE JUDA KARO GE

Ae ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaz de

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Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

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Sirf fursat main hi na yadd kiya

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Height of fb update suhaag

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Gazal kisi jhooti wafa se dil

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Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha

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Kuch nahi dard o gham k siva ishq main

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