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Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki

Dil mra hr lmhay jisy pany ki dua krta hy, Misl e khushbu mri sanson m bsa krta hy, Sochta hun k ek bar

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Jee raha hun kis liye main is

Jee raha hun kis liye main is gham-e-zindagi ko, Mar ke bhi keh na sakunga apni kahaani ko Chup raha to mar de gi

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

‘Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Kuchh ishq thaa majabuurii thii so maine

kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa ye

Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand

Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon

Qafas main rehtay ho gai sayyaad sy

Qafas main rehtay rehtay ho gai Sayyaad sy Ulfat, Main khud he noch lyta hun maray jb PAR nikaltay hain.

Wo rotha sa lgta hey koe tarkeb

WO ROTHA ROTHA SA LGTA HEY KOE TARKEB BATAO MANANE KI MAIN ZINDAGI GIRVI RKH SKTTA HUN TM QEMAT BATAO MUSKURANE KI

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Kbhi ulfat bhara lehja utra hua chehra

Kbhi Ulfat Bhara Lehja Kbhi Utra Hua Chehra, Samajh Mein Kuch Nahi Aata Bata MERA Gunah Kya Hy…? Meri Uljhan Mita Tou Dy, Mujhy

Ek din usne mujhse pucha main kahan

Ek Din Usne Mujhse pucha ‘Main Kahan Hun’ Maine Kaha Mere Dil Main Meri Jaan Main ho Tum Ho Tum Meri har Saans Main

ghazal hina ka rang hun mn

= Ghazal = Hina Ka Rang Hun Mn Hathon Pe To AaunGa. Utar Gya To Mhak Apni Chor JaunGa. Ghazal Ka Shair Hun Dil

Punjabi love letter way sheedeya hun

Punjabi Love letter ‘Way Sheedeya hun apne dil te watta rakha k menu pul ja hun main Booty di Mang aaan Way otri maa

Aap say kia purda baji main sub

AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI MAIN SUNA DAITY HUM, RAT KIA RAT THE JUNAT

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas dedo mainu sja yaaro… Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro…. Ithe

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun. Is tarah kuta ap

Dil e naadaa tujhe huaa kyaa hai aakhir is

dil-e-naadaa tujhe huaa kyaa hai aakhir is dard ki davaa kyaa hai ham hai mushtaaq aur vo bezaar yaa ilaahi, ye maajaraa kyaa hai

Bahot sahi gam e geti sharab kam kya hai

Bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai Bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai Gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai Tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain

Allah kare hm na kbhi hosh main

Allah Kare Hm Na Kbhi Hosh Main Aayeen. Be’khud Yu0n He Rakhein Gi Hameen Sh0kh Adaayen. Jb Saamne Hun Aap To Kya Hosh Main

Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya Hai, Mein Tou Liaquatabad Mein Rehti

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni taiz hai, Lion Fox Elephent Goat Tiger Camel Reply

Apni dhun main rahta hun bhi

apni dhun main rahta hun main bhi tere jaisa hun o pichli rut k sathi ab k baras main tanha hun teri gali main

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere marti

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere ishq main marti hun tere liye zalim main kya kya karti hun ..

Bohat hi masroof zindagi hy mashoor

BOHAT HI MASROOF ZINDAGI HY MASHOOR O MAROOF ZINDAGI MAY KHUSHI SE BHAR POOR SAA ATON MAY HAZAR TARHAN KI RAHATON MAY BADAN MAY

Khali he abhi jam men kuchh soch

Khali He Abhi Jam Men Kuchh Soch Rha Hun. Ae Grdish-E- Ayam Men Kuchh Soch Rha Hun. Ae Saqi Thori Si Tkleef To Hogi

Habib jalib keh nahin sakti par

HABIB JALIB Keh nahin sakti par kehti hai Mujh se meri nanhi bachchi Abbu ghar chal Abbu ghar chal Us ki samajh mein kuchh

Jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain dar

jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain yeh dar jaisa bhi hai sar chupanay ko muyassar toh hai ghar jaisa bhi haiusko mujhse mujhko uss

main talkhie hayat se ghbra k

*.* Main Talkhi’e Hayat Se Ghbra K P Gya Gham ki Sayah Rat Se Ghbra K P Gya Itni Daqeeq Shay Koi Kese Smjh

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu me tu thek khta hi shyed bdal gya hu me tjy khbr nhi ksy srab rsty thy

Tere honay par khud ko tanha samajhun

Tere Honay Par Khud Ko Tanha Samajhun? Main Bewafa Hun Ya Tujhko Bewafa Samajhun? Teri Berukhi Se Waqt Toh Guzar Geya Hai Mera, Yeh

Main kub teri yaad say juda hoon

Main kub teri yaad say juda hoon, Main to har pal is saza m hoon, Koi to ha bat koi majbori meri, main jo

Wo saamne nahin pardeedaar karta hunwo aayegi

Wo saamne nahin par…Deedaar karta hun…wo aayegi nai par intazaar karta hun Deewaangi mein dil ko bekaraar karta hun.. Uss ladki se haaan mai

Tujhse ho kar judaa mere sajan teri

Tujhse Ho Kar Judaa Mere Sajan, Teri Yaadon Mein Main To Khoi Hoon, Tujh Ko Malum Hi Nahi Sajan, Kitna Tadpi Kitna Royi Hun,

Rehne do ab ki tum bhi mujhey

Rehne Do Ab Ki Tum Bhi Mujhey Parh Na Sako ge Barsaat Mein Kaaghaz Ki Tarah Bheeg Gaya Hun

Tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai

tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai na dun main zakhm zakhm hun phir bhi tujhe dikhai na dun tere badan main dharakne laga

Duniya ne ham pe jab koi ilzam

Duniya Ne Ham Pe Jab Koi Ilzam Rakh Diya Ham Ne Muqabil Us Ke Tera Nam Rakh Diya Ik Khas Had Pe Aa Gai

Ajab chiragh hun din raat jal raha

Ajab Chiragh hun ‘Din ‘Raat’ ‘Jal’ Raha hun ‘FARAZ’ . . . . Main Thak Gya hun Koi ‘ROOH AFZA’ hi Pila Dy Mujhe.

jane phir q khud

‘*’* JANE PHIR Q *’* *’* Khud Ko Mujh Se JUDA Kia Usne, Jo Na Karna Tha wo Kia Usne, *’* Yaad Karne Se

1 gujjar ne five star hotel me chaye

1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se Cup Me Chaye Di Gujjar aik Sans Me Chaye

Najane us k dil main mehfilain abad

najane us k dil main mehfilain abad hun kitni akela jo bhi baitha ho usey tanha nahi kehte

Aik poet daku ban gya bank main

Aik Poet Daku Ban Gya Bank Main Daka Dalny Gya Aur Bola Arz Kiya Hai Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wo Mily Ga Handz Up!

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

Gham hay ya khushi tu meri

GHAM HAY YA KHUSHI HAY TU MERI ZINDAGI HAI TU AAFTON K DOR MAIN CHAIN KI GHARI HAI TU MERI RAAT KA CHARAGH MERI

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla

mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla mom samajhe the tere dil ko so paththar nikla dag hun rashk-e-mohabbat se k itna betab kis

Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne

SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha SARDAR ‘ Main

Ishq maasum hai isa rulaya na

Ishq maasum hai, Isa rulaya na karo… Yun bewajah hamein, Sataya na karo…. Tuta hua hun chune se bhikar jaunga, apne Zulf ke pani

Tauheed ka nara hai umeed parcham hai

Tauheed ka Nara hai, Umeed ka Parcham hai Apni meri Dharti, Apna Mera Musam hai Iss Khhak pay main Qurbaan, Iss ka hi Deewana

1 larki bus mein plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to nahi… Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle

Gazal na mila karo sar e sham mujhe

===GAZAL=== Na mila karo Sar-e-Sham mujhe Main tanha tanha he theek hon Mujhe chahton se darr Lgta hai Main Nfraton me he theek hun

Azeez hai mujhe har shaey se mohabbat

AZEEZ HAI MUJHE HAR SHAEY SE MOHABBAT APKI UTAAR GAYI HAI MERE D?L MEIN SAADGI APKI AB APNE AP SE KAISE JUDA KARO GE

Ae ajnabi tu bhi kabhi aawaz de

Ae Ajnabi Tu Bhi Kabhi Aawaz De Kahin Se Main Yahan Tukdo Mein Jee Raha Hun Tu Kahin Tukdo Mein Jee Rahi Hai Roz

Jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri

jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri jindagi udas ho jati hai. meri har dhadhkan khamosh ho jati hai. teri surmai ankho ki kasam, meri

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

‘Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…

Sirf fursat main hi na yadd kiya

Sirf Fursat Main Hi Na Yadd Kiya Karoo Mujhy , Main Tanha Zarurr Hun Per Fazuuul Nahiii ….

Height of fb update suhaag

Height of FB Update . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . ‘Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat Utha

Gazal kisi jhooti wafa se dil

~*’GAZAL’*~ Kisi jhooti wafa se dil ko behlana nahi aata Muje ghar kaghzi phoolon se mehkana nahi ata Main jo kuch hun wohi kuch

Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha

Ek Admi Ny Ek Buzurg Sy Kaha, ‘MAIN SUKOON CHAHTA HUN’ Buzurg Ny Farmaya, ‘ Ais Jumlay Mein Sy ‘MAIN’ Nikaal Doo, Yeh Takabbur

Kuch nahi dard o gham k siva ishq main

KUCH NAHI Dard-o-gham k siva ishq main kia mila ‘ kuch nahi’ Jo tha kho bethy hasil hua ‘kuch nahi’ Mene likh k bheja

Baray e naam sahi koi meharbaan to he hamare

Baray-e-naam sahi koi meharbaan to he, Hamare sar pe Bhi hone ko Aasamaan to he Teri faraakhdili ko duaen deta hun, Mere labon pe

Molana roomiaik dokan pr kharay thay aik

‘Molana Roomi’Aik dokan pr kharay thay aik aurat suda lainay aai Dokandar ne suda dekar us se paisay talab na keye. Jab wo aurat

Saans letey huay bhi darta hun

Saans letey huay bhi darta hun Ye na samjhen ke aah karta hun Bahr-e-hasti mein hun misaal-e-hubaab Mit hi jata hun jab ubharta hun

Chalo tm chhor do muj ko

Chalo tm chhor do muj ko, Main wapis lout jata hun, Tmhen manzil mubarik ho, Naya sathi mubarik ho, Mgr phr aey mery hmdam,

Kahein se aai hy awaz phir mohabat

Kahein se aai hy awaz phir se mohabat ka karein aghaz phir se kisi ki yad karwat le rahi hy mere dil k bajay

Main lab kusha nahi hun or mehw e iteja

MAIN LAB KUSHA NAHI HUN OR MEHW-E-ITEJA HUN MAIN MEHFIL-E-HARAM K AADAB JANTI HUN KOI TO AANKHWALA,GUZREYGA IS TARAF SE TAIBA K RAASTEY MEIN,MAIN

Ye baat alag hai k haara hun

Ye Baat Alag Hai k Haara Hun Na Jhuka Hoon, Ik Umar Magar Zulm Ki Chaki Mein Pissa Hun, Ye Kis Nay Kaha Hai

Hadees pak agr tum aakhrat ki wo

HADEES-PAK’ Agr Tum Aakhrat ki Wo Mushkilaat Jantay jo Men Janta hun to Tum Ziyada Rotay or Kum Hanstay. (SAHI BUKHARI)

Gamonme bhi muskurana chahta hun main tumhe

GaMonMe Bhi Muskurana Chahta Hun Main, TuMhe Bhulakar Nayi Duniya Basana Chahta Hun Main, Magar Na Jane Queen Nikal Aate Hai Aansu Jab Bhi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h

Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab!

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue Vo kashtiyan jalane vale kya hue Vo subah aate aate rah gai kahan, Jo qaafile the aane

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun lekin

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe

Suraj ki har kiran teri surat pe

Suraj Ki Har Kiran Teri Surat Pe Var Dun dozakh ko chata hun ki jannat pe var dun itani si hai tasali ki hoga

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab sabhi nazarey badal gaye hain kahin pe moaje’n baadal gai hain kahin kinarey badal gaye hai badal gaya

Mera sawan bhi tm homeri pyas ho

mera sawan bhi tm ho,meri pyas bhi tm ho sehra ki bahon main chupi ass bhi tm ho tm youn to boht dor boht

Mintaan na krwa mobile noo utha

Mintaan Na Krwa, Mobile Noo Utha, Write Msg De Vich JA, Hun BUhta Na TArpaa, Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka, Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay.

yaadein 0 000 pura

.–,.!”’”’”’”’”’”’! / – ,!Yaadein,.! “-0-0’”’”‘”’”’0’0?-” Pura truck yadon se ful karke bhej raha hun. Ab mat kahna ki yaad nhi karta

Jab bhi choom leta hun un haseen

Jab Bhi Choom Leta Hun, Un Haseen Aankhon Ko. Sau Charaagh Andhere Mein Jagmagaane Lage Hain. Phool Kya, Shagufe Kya, Chand Kya, Sitare Kya

Suno tum se zaruri baat kerni hai

Suno Tum Se! Zaruri Baat Kerni Hai Samandar K Kinare Per Chale Aao Bahane Se Mujhe Tum Per Bharosa Hai Tumhen Mujh Per Bharosa

Itna to mere haal par ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mere Haal Par Ehsaan Kiya Kar Aankho’n Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kar Kuch Saath De Safar mai Bahut thak Gaya Hoon

Teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi

teri dosti ki yu saza pa rahi hun main khud se hi kitna bichhadti rahA hun na kashti na maanjhi na koi kinara ye

Bv khubsurat thi or shohar kala tha

Bv khubsurat thi Or Shohar kala tha BV Boli: Hum dono Jannati hain Shohar: Ksy? Bv: Tm Muje dekh kr Shukr ada krte ho

Yaad mujhe tm yad aate ho

‘(yaad) mujhe tm yad aate ho…. k jub suraj nikalta…. k jub din ye dhalta h… k jub falak par chand roshni me nahata

Dil k virany aa kar sajaye ga

Dil K Virany Aa Kar Sajaye Ga. Sacha Pyar Hi Use Meri Dehleez Per Laye Ga, Use Khabar Karo K Main Shehar Mein Aya

Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v

Main to aik jahannum hun kyn rehta

Main to aik jahannum hun Kyn rehta hy tu muj main

1 din izrael as se hazoor

1 din IZRAEL (A.S) se HAZOOR (S.A.W.W) ne pocha’Ay IZRAEL tum Jism se Rooh kesy nikalty ho’? IZRAIL (A.S):’Jab kisi barek kapry ko La

Ye akele pun ki udasiyan faraq lumhe

YE AKELE PUN KI UDASIYAN, YE FARAQ LUMHE UDAS SE KBHI DASHT E DIL PE BHI AA RUKAIN TERI CHAHATUN K QAFLE MAIN HUN

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke, Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke, Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

Um meri ankh k tewar na bhula

um meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Pabrehna or mery charon taraf tanhaian

Pa’brehna, or mery charon taraf tanhai’an.. Chun raha hun teri yadon ki sulagti kirchiyan.. Kya kahi’n tark e ta’aluq ka irada to nhi.? Yad

Mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere

mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere robaroo koe aur hey meri khuwahishun k jahan mai meri aarzoo koe aur hey mjhe kal bhi

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Men saabit kar sakta hun apko english

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati… Up Up Up Bas Sabit Hua Apko ‘Up’ Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan dar se

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esacard he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun? Dukandar:Haan he Ladki: 2 darjan

Ho jae khatam teri berukhi to

Ho jae khatam teri berukhi to jaga dena…. SAqI Sonay laga hun mai aj zameen orh k. Gud nite

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. ‘Hun ty das de, O kida a?’

Chand phir udaas hai ajnabi c rahon

Chand phir udaas hai.. Ajnabi c rahon me.. Door tak nigahon me.. Be rukhi ka mausam hai.. Aaj phir nigahon ko.. Beete pal ki

Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone

Bv mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy

BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath

Kon kheta hai k dour hain hum

kon kheta hai k dour hain hum woh bhe tou wahi aasma dekhti hogi jo main dekhta hoon woh bhi tou wohi suraj dekhti

Kachi devaar hun thokar na lagana mujhko

Kachi devaar hun Thokar na lagana mujhko, Apni nazaron me Basa kr na girana mujhko Tumko ankhon me tasavvur ki tarh rakhta hun, Dil

Main logon se mulakat k lamhey yaad

Main logon se mulakat k lamhey yaad rakhti hun Main batien bhool b jaon to lehjey yaad rakhti hun Sar-e-mehfil nigahein mujh pe jin

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare

Me saya hun meri surat tum ho

Me saya hun meri surat tum ho Me sahil hun meri aas tum ho Me lab hun meri bat tum ho Me tab mukaml

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

Santa went to see a gal for

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: ‘behenji, tusin

Mahesoos to kar sakta hun mgr chhor

Mahesoos to kar sakta hun mgr chhor nhin sakta… {FARAZ} Eak shakus phool nhin phool ki khushbu ki trah hy.

Mukhlis har kisi k sath rehta hun

MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA EHSA-E-MUHABT ITNA WASEE HAI FARAZ TERE BAGAIR B DEKH

Mujh mein jab bolta hai junoon yaar

Mujh Mein Jab Bolta Hai Junoon Yaar Ka, Phir Kahan Mein Koi Guftugu Karta Hun…

Rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri

rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri na is dayar mein samjha koi zaban merii barang-e-saut-e-jaras tujh se dur hun tanha khabar nahin hai

Apko 1 shakhs ka kissa sunata hun

Apko 1 shakhs ka kissa sunata hun wo 1 jga sy guzra wahan us ny Prha ALLAH-u-Akbar likha tha Phir wo age gya wahan

Aik sardar ulta laita tha banda us

aik sardar ulta laita tha aik banda us ki hipp ko dhool smaj kar bja raha tha thori dair bad sardar seedha howa or

Aik black africa larki ko jadugar ne

Aik Black Africa Larki Ko Aik Jadugar Ne Jaadu Se Parr Laga Diye… Larki: WOW! Ab Kya Main Parri Ban Gyi Hun? Jaadugar: Ni

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Bad naseebi ka mein qaail toh nahin hun

bad-naseebi ka mein qaa’il toh nahin hun, lekin mein ne barsaat me jalte hue ghar dekhe hain…….

Girls father main nahi chahta k meri

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe ksath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane

Boy chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai

Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai, Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon ma, Kya yhi pyar hy? . . . . Girl:

Doctor pagal setum chat se q latak

Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q latak rahe ho? Pagal: Mein ek Bulb hun. Doctor: To phir tm jal q nhi rahe? Pagal: Bhootni

Mere wajood ko t smaet ly main

Mere wajood ko tÜ smaet Ly main bikhar raha hun zara zara, Mere Änsuon ko b ponch Ly main sisak raha hun zara zara,

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Me ek khilona hun or wo uss

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