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Gungunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko

Gun’gunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko Ungliyan phair k baalon me sula de mujhko Yaad kr k mujhe takleef hi hoti ho gi

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain

tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain chirag log kya sada hain suraj ko dikhate hain chirag apni mahrumiyo pe sharminda hain Khud nahi

Hawa ke jhonke ki tarah zindagi mein

hawa ke jhonke ki tarah zindagi mein chale aaye the tum khushiyon ki saugaat aur pyaar ke rang sang laaye the tum ghum ke

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula paaoge ankahi baat ko samjho ge tau yaad aaunga hum ne khushiyon ki tarha dukh bhi ikhat.te

Hawa mahak uthi rang e chaman badalne

Hawa mahak uThi rang E chaman badalne laga Woh mere saamne jab pairahan badalne laga Bahum hue haiN to ab guftagu nahi hoti Bayaan

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya moajzy

Ab k mohabaton me ye kya mo’ajzy hue Hum khud ko sochty hain usay sochty hue Ek bar usko socha sar-e-sham aur phir Ek

Shehr e aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan

Shehr-e-aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan, Meri aankhon ko bhigoti hui awara hawa, Dosh-e-deewar pe bezaar gharri ki tik tik, Mere anjaam pe

Apne mazi k taswar se heraan hon

Apne mazi k taswar se heraan hon men Apne guzre hue ayam se nafrat ha mujhe Apni be kar tamnaon pe sharminda hon men

Shehr main aisi b qayamat na hui

shehr main aisi b qayamat na hui thi Tanha thay magar kudh se to wehshat na hui thi Ye din hain k yaroon ka

Jis ke dhoron ko zaalim hankaa le

jis ke Dhoro.n ko zaalim ha.Nkaa le gaye jis kii beTii ko Daakuu uThaa le gaye haath bhar Khet se ek a.ngusht paTavaar ne

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Aise bhi kai rang dikhati hai zindagi

Aise bhi kai rang dikhati hai zindagi Phir uski mujhko yaad dilati hai zindagi Sham-O-shahar sukoon ki chahat liye hue Thak haar ke mere

Lutf voh ishq men paaye hain ki

lutf voh ishq meN paaye haiN ki jii jaantaa hai ranj bhii aise uThaaye haiN ki jii jaantaa hai muskuraate hue voh majma-e-aGhyaar ke

Agr tmhari maa tmhare ghuse ki waja

AGr Tmhari MAA Tmhare Ghuse Ki WaJa Se Tm se Bat Krte Hue -DARTI- Hai To Phr Tm AFsoos Karo Q.K Tm ne Apne

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Ek beqarari mein doob kar masti

Ek Beqarari Mein Doob Kar, Ek Masti Mein JhooM Kar, Mohabbat Ne Apna Izhaar Chaha Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Dil Ne Kisiko Dil Se

Jo khyal thy na qyaas wohi log

‘Jo khyal thy na Qyaas thy Wohi Log Hum Se Bichar Gaye, Meri Zindagi ki Jo Aas thy Wohi Log Hum se Bichar Gaye,

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai, Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua

Ghazal wo talu e aftab se yaad ate hain

GHAZAL Wo talu-e-aftab se yaad ate hain aksar, Un ki furqat mai hum dil jalate hain aksar, Din guzar jata hai yadon mai unki,

Ablees 4martaba kb roya 1jb us pr

Ablees 4martaba kb roya? 1=jb us pr laanat hue 2=jb zameen pr bheeja gya 3=jb hazur (s a w) ko nabi bnaya gya 4=jb

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Khud ko kyuun jism kaa zindaani karen

Khud ko kyuuN jism kaa zindaani kareN fikr ko taKht-e-Sulemaanii kareN der tak baiTh ke socheN Khud ko aaj phir ghar meN biyaabaanii kareN

Tanha si ho gayi hoon mein sab

tanha si ho gayi hoon mein sab kuch hote hue saari umar guzaari hai meine to rote hue din to kat te rahe hai

Yaad aata hai humen londe bazi ka

Yaad aata hai humen Londe Bazi ka woh zamana Kabhi tumhari taange uthana to kabhi ghori banana Wo thook ki lazat wo tail ki

Zakhmo se gosha e dil e veeran saja liya hum

Zakhmo Se Gosha-e-Dil-e-Veeran Saja Liya.. Hum Ne Khizaan Me Jashn-e-Bahaaran Mana Liya.. Sooraj Ki Chaal Chal K Bayabaan Ki Dhoop Ne,, Ek Be-Kafan Darakht

Sham har roz tumhain doondhti hai

SHAM HAR ROZ TUMHAIN DOONDHTI HAI DIL ki galiyun main mohbbat k nihan khano main shehar main shehar se door bayabno main sham namnak

Ye jo zindagi ki kitaab hai bhi

Ye Jo Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hai Ye Kitaab Bhi Kya Kitaab Hai kahin ik haseen sa Khwaab hai kahin jaan-levaa azaab hai kahin chaun

Wo janta tha us ki hansi mje

wo janta tha us ki hansi mje pasand he faraz is liye us ne jb b drd diya muskurate hue diya

Is tarha dil ko teri yad bahlate

Is tarha dil ko teri yad bahlate hain, rat bhar teri har 1 bat ko duhrate hain, h teri yad k tapte hue suraj

Pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye

pasine pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho hamen sabr karane ko kah to rahe ho magar dekh

Tum chain ho karar mera ishq pyar

Tum chain ho karar ho mera ishq ho mera pyar ho barson kiya jiska mene tum wahi intzar ho, Mujh se sanam tum itni

beta papa ye sex kya hota

*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega Aftr tht he

Ghalib ko nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad

Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye. To Farmaya….. Dil mein hai tumhara Aks Dil mein hai tumhara Aks Or Hath mein hai

Mere qaatil dildaar paas raho jis ghadii

mere qaatil mere dildaar mere paas raho jis ghaDii raat chale aasmaanoN kaa lahuu pii kar siyaah raat chale marham-e-mushk liye, nashtar-e-almaas chale bain

Toote hue dil se kbi fariyad nhi

Toote hue DIL se kbi Fariyad nhi Karte, Ansuon ko baha kar Sawal nhi karte. Jo kehna ho keh dena, Magar yeh na kehna

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil he, rote hue dil ko manana muskil he, ye dil apno ko kitna yaad karta he, ye

Yeh pal ka chalna fasila khatam na

Yeh pal pal ka chalna, Fasila khatam na karega, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe woh kal na milega! Yeh koi gaata hai, Ya namaaz

Shaikh saahab se rasm o raah na kii

shaiKh saahab se rasm-o-raah na kii shukr hai zindagii tabaah na kii tujh ko dekhaa to ser-e-chashm hue tujh ko chaahaa to aur chaah

Allah kare hm na kbhi hosh main

Allah Kare Hm Na Kbhi Hosh Main Aayeen. Be’khud Yu0n He Rakhein Gi Hameen Sh0kh Adaayen. Jb Saamne Hun Aap To Kya Hosh Main

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Ek baat kahoon tum mujhe bhool

Ek Baat Kahoon, Tum Mujhe Bhool Nahin Pao Gi, Kasam To Kha Li Tum Ne Guriya, Mujhe Kabhi Bhi Yaad Na Karne Ki, Magar

Chand her din apna chehara badalta rahta

Chand her din apna chehara badalta rahta hai Woqt ke sath sath sab kuchh badalta rahta hai Kabhi bachpan kabhi jawani to kabhi budapa

Kuch uljhe hue swalon se drta he

Kuch Uljhe Hue Swalon Se Drta He Dil, Na Jane Tnhai Me Bikhrta Hai Dil, Unko Pane Ka Khayal Koi Badi Baat Nahi Bas,

Na manzilen thiin kuchh dil men thaa

na manzileN thiiN, na kuchh dil meN thaa, na sar meN thaa ajab nazaara-e-laa-simtiyat nazar meN thaa ataab thaa kisii lamhe ka ek zamaane

Wafaa ka sila phair lete hain

‘Wafaa Ka Sila’ Phair Lete Hain Nazar Dilse Bhula Dete Hain Kya Yunhi Log Wafaoun Ka Silaa Dete Hain Wadaa Kiya Tha Phir Bhi

Yun jurm muhabat ki saza deti he

‘yun jurm muhabat ki saza deti he duniya hanste hue chehero ko rula deti he duniya armaan machalte hue darte hein dilo mein jazbaat

Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai

Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad ki jaye;-( . . . . . . .

Tum bin jiya jaey kaise kaise

Tum Bin jiya jaey kaise Kaise jiya jaey tum bin Sadiyon si lambi hein ratein Raton se lambey hue din Aa jao lot kar

Who sees his true love in her naked

‘Who sees his true-love in her naked bed, Teaching the sheets a whiter hue than white, But, when his glutton eye so full hath

Nawaqif the chahat k usolon seis liye

Nawaqif The Chahat K Usolon Se,Is Liye Hum Barbaad Hue ‘._.’ FARAZ ‘._.’ Na Kisi Ne Apna Banaya Aur Na Kisi K Qabil Chora….

Rail ki seeti hawa ke pait

Rail Ki Seeti Hawa Ke Pait Mein Suraakh Karti Ja Rahi Thi .. AlvidaaYi Haath Lehraate Hue Roomaal Vaade Laut Aane Ki DuaAyain Aur

Luta diya hum nay apna sab hasil e zindagi

Luta diya Hum nay Apna sab Hasil-E-zindagi, ‘dost’ Badshah say Fakeer hue Fakat ik ‘WAFA’ ki Talash mein

Hath zakhmi hue to kuch apni he

hath zakhmi hue to kuch apni he khata th…,,, Lakeeron ko mitana chaha kisi ko paany k liye

Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Mana k hum hain ujre hue shehar

Mana k hum hain ujre hue shehar ki misal…. Magar ankhen bata rahi hain k viran tum b bht ho

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte huwe AP ko dafaa 01/01/2011 k tehet 1 din Pehle ‘Happy NEW YEAR’khte hue zindgi bhar khush

Mohbt ho gyi tm se kisi gahre

mohbt ho gyi tm se, kisi gahre smander ko mohbt ho gyi tm se, suna hai zindgi to pal do pal ka ak mela

Na umeedi ka main kayal to nahi hoon

Na-umeedi ka Main kayal to nahi hoon lekin,,, Maine Barsaat mein jalte hue Ghar dekhe hain…!!!

Toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi

toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata, ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa, kabhi to socha hota e dil todnewale, toota

Apne ehsaas ki shamma ko jalaye hue

Apne Ehsaas Ki Shamma Ko Jalaye Hue Rakhna, Ek Dard Sa Seene Mein Jagaye Hue Rakhna, Aas Paas Bikharna Apni Yaadon Ke Sab Moti,

Baha k ansu usne mujh se 1

Baha K Ansu Usne Mujh Se 1 Swal Kiya, Q Akhir Tm Ne Is Qdr Mujse Pyar Kiya, Kuch Aise Uske Swal Ne Mujhe

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue Vo kashtiyan jalane vale kya hue Vo subah aate aate rah gai kahan, Jo qaafile the aane

Ab bahaaron k din tmaam hue umer

Ab bahaaron k din tmaam hue.. Umer baaqi ki umer qaid hui.

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil

‘Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil he, rote hue dil ko manana muskil he, ye dil apno ko kitna yaad karta he, ye

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Ishq mein qalb o jigar bhi na hamary nikly

Ishq Mein Qalb-o-Jigar Bhi Na Hamary Nikly. Jo B Nikly Wo Taraf’daar Tumhary Nikly. Kitny Aashiq Hue Qurban tujy kya Maloom, Kitny Zalim Teri

Raat aayi dard ki chaadar liye hue

Raat Aayi Dard Ki Chaadar Liye Hue Soye Rahe Yeh Bojh Palkon Par Liye Hue Raaste Mein Mujhko Be-Ghar Dekh Kar Dost Aaye Hai

Um meri ankh k tewar na bhula

um meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Rehman wo zat jisne tumhe mitti

REHMAN Wo zat jisne tumhe mitti se insan banaya wo zat jo tumhare gunaho k bavjod tumhe har roz rizq deta hy wo zat

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil

Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi

*Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi din, Aisa ho jaye k na yad aao kisi din, Sawan k bina jaisay ho jati hai

Ghazal mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta

GHAZAL Mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta rehne do, Mere jazbaat K sholon ko buja rehne do, Dard sehne ki hai bachpan hi se

K0n c cheez tujhy eid ka tohfa

K0n C cheez Tujhy Eid Ka Tohfa bhaijun?? Ash’k Bhaijun Ya Sisktee hue Ankhen Bhaijun??:-( HaPpY EiD daY..

Ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat

ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat hai tu parna ek dafa ek bhayanak budha tez barish mein hath mein ek kitab bech raha

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue se raaz hai Aap se bhi khoobsurat aap ke andaaz hai Lab hile to mogare ke phool

Yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah

yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah deta hai, Ped bhi sukhe hue patton ko gira deta hai,Waqif hai hum bhi khoob duniya ke

Hath zakhmi hue to kuch apni hi

…Hath Zakhmi Hue To Kuch Apni Hi Khata Thi,,,! mohsin …Lakeeron Ko Mitana Chaha Kisi Ko Paany K Liye..

To an unknown girl enjoy the

To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like morning dew Don’t let tears to create rough strife

Gile fuzul the ahad e vafa k hote hue

gile fuzul the ahad-e-vafa k hote hue so chup raha sitam-e-narava k hote hue ye qurbaton main ajab fasle pare k mujhe hai ashna

Uski qurbat main guzre hue wo chnd

‘uski qurbat main guzre hue wo chnd lamhe Mujhe Madhosh to kr dete hain per sone nahi dete’

Bad naseebi ka mein qaail toh nahin hun

bad-naseebi ka mein qaa’il toh nahin hun, lekin mein ne barsaat me jalte hue ghar dekhe hain…….

Boss guse ma tumne kabhi ullu dekha

Boss ..guse ma.. Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai Executive ..Sar Jhukate Hue.. Nahi.. Sir Boss Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.

Ab ke safar kuchh aur thaa hii

ab ke safar kuChh aur thaa, aur hii kuChh saarab the dasht-e-talab meN jaa ba jaa, saNg-e-giraan-e-Khwaab the hashr ke din ka ghulghula shehar

Yaad aaoun to bus itni si inayat

Yaad aaoun to bus itni si Inayat krna, Apne badle hue Lehje ki wazahat krna, Tum to chahat ka shah’kar hua krte thy, Kis

Rasool allah ki sift ummi ko be

RASOOL ALLAH Ki Sift ‘Ummi’ Ko ‘Be Parhha’ Is Liye Kehte Hain K AAP Ne Kisi Se Na Parha,Likkha BaL K AAP Ko ALLAH

Phirate hue kisii kii nazar dekhate rahe

phirate hue kisii kii nazar dekhate rahe dil Khuun ho rahaa thaa magar dekhate rahe kuchh din ye bhii rang rahaa intazaar me.n aa.Nkh

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Husn gamze k kashakash se chuta mere

husn gamze k kashakash se chuta mere bad bare aram se hai ahl-e-jafa mere bad mansab-e-sheftagi k koi qabil na raha hui mazuli-e-andaz-o-ada mere

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar gaaye hain Yeh phool khushboo ki raye gain se dar gaaye hain Humein bhi rukhsat ki rasam

Vo saahilon pe gaane vaale kyaa hue

vo saahilo.n pe gaane vaale kyaa hue vo kashtiyaa.N jalaane vaale kyaa hue vo subah aate aate rah ga_ii kahaa.N jo qaafile the aane

Ticket checker bachy ka half nai

Ticket Checker: ‘Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga, Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai’ Father Angrily: ‘Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Ae meray allah aslam memon k

Ae Meray ALLAH ”ASLAM MEMON” K 2009 tak k saray Gunnah, jo janay anjanay mai hue hain Muaff farma! Uski Mushkilen door farma! Uski

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Bewafa logon ko hum se behtar kon

‘Bewafa Logon ko hum se Behtar kon jane ga , [ mohsin ] Hum to jale hue kaghzon se bhi alfaaz parh Liya karte

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr rat jagon

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr, Wohi rat-jagon k azab hain Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy, Wohi adh-jalay mere khwab hain Kabhi chaha khud

Uss ki duniya main hum jaisay hazroon

Uss ki Duniya Main Hum Jaisay Hazroon Hain ‘mohsin’. Hum Hi Pagal Thay Jo UsSay Pa kr Maghroor Hue RõçKs sTÃ¥R.*.*.*.*.*.*

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

Mera dil bhi shoq se toro ek

Mera Dil Bhi Shoq Se Toro Ek Tajurba Aur Sahi, Laakh Khilone Torr Chuke Ho Ek Khilona Aur Sahi, Raat Hai Gham Ki Aaj

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake hue Ab sochte hai rounakein aundhe pade hue Wo bhale jo bahar ke jaate chale gaye Ab

Zindagi aaj mere naam se sharmaati hai

Zindagi aaj mere naam se sharmaati hai Apni haalat pe mujhe KHud bhi hansi aati hai Ek GHam chaen se jeene nahin deta mujhko

Apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huun

apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huuN main apane guzare hue ayyam se nafarat hai mujhe apanii bekaar tamannaon pe sharmindaa huuN main apanii

Is arish k mousam me ajab se

Is arish k mousam me ajab se kashish he Kashan na chahte hue b koi nshidat se yad ata

Jab subha uttho to kalma tayyba parho

Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyba parho Q k marne k baad jab qabar me Farishte humse sawal jawab karne aengay or humain utthaengy

Chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain sher kahti hui ankhen us

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se

yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se milny barson bahd pehly itna roya na thy jitna roye barson bahd lamha lamha ghar ujra hai

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya. Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani” Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy

Mohabat hai duaon mn ksi ka

(‘MOHABAT HAI’) Duaon Mn Ksi ka Hr Ghari Hona Mohabbat Hy Kisi ki Yaad ki Chadr DaLe Sona MoHaBaT HY. Kabi Rangin Raton mai

abe khajur zoo se bhaagay howay

• Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte huwe AP ko dafaa 01/01/2011 k tehet 1 din Pehle ‘Happy NEW YEAR’khte hue zindgi bhar khush

Taxi wala sahab 30 rupay hue

Taxi waLa: Sahab.! 30 Rupay hue. . Pathan: Ye Lo 15 Rupay. Taxi waLa: Ye To BeEmani Hy. . . . . Pathan: Aby

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank

2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga, Dosra tasalli daity hue bola: Uth.! Abdul-Nasren !

Kaafir hue the jis ki mohabbat mein

Kaafir Hue The Jis Ki Mohabbat Mein Hum ,,, ~ FARAZ ~ ,,, aj Wohi Shakhs Musalman Ho Gaya kisi or k lieyi.

Habib jlib khatra hai zar daron

HABIB [email protected] Khatra hai zar daron ko Girti hui diwaron ko Sadiyon ke bimaron ko Khatre mein Islam nahin Sari zamin ko ghere hue

Kiya hai wada usne paanchwen din aane

Kiya Hai Wada Usne Paanchwen Din Aane Ka, Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.

Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari

duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Um khas na the jo tumein yad

um khas na the jo tumein yad aa na sake Tm ne bhola diya par hm bhoola na sake Jo zakham lage teri judai

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Muje zapat pe guroor thamere anson ne

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