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Mohbt ho gyi tm se kisi gahre

mohbt ho gyi tm se, kisi gahre smander ko mohbt ho gyi tm se, suna hai zindgi to pal do pal ka ak mela

Na umeedi ka main kayal to nahi hoon

Na-umeedi ka Main kayal to nahi hoon lekin,,, Maine Barsaat mein jalte hue Ghar dekhe hain…!!!

Toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi

toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata, ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa, kabhi to socha hota e dil todnewale, toota

Apne ehsaas ki shamma ko jalaye hue

Apne Ehsaas Ki Shamma Ko Jalaye Hue Rakhna, Ek Dard Sa Seene Mein Jagaye Hue Rakhna, Aas Paas Bikharna Apni Yaadon Ke Sab Moti,

Baha k ansu usne mujh se 1

Baha K Ansu Usne Mujh Se 1 Swal Kiya, Q Akhir Tm Ne Is Qdr Mujse Pyar Kiya, Kuch Aise Uske Swal Ne Mujhe

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue

Vo saahilon pe gaane vale kya hue Vo kashtiyan jalane vale kya hue Vo subah aate aate rah gai kahan, Jo qaafile the aane

Ab bahaaron k din tmaam hue umer

Ab bahaaron k din tmaam hue.. Umer baaqi ki umer qaid hui.

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil

‘Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil he, rote hue dil ko manana muskil he, ye dil apno ko kitna yaad karta he, ye

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Ishq mein qalb o jigar bhi na hamary nikly

Ishq Mein Qalb-o-Jigar Bhi Na Hamary Nikly. Jo B Nikly Wo Taraf’daar Tumhary Nikly. Kitny Aashiq Hue Qurban tujy kya Maloom, Kitny Zalim Teri

Raat aayi dard ki chaadar liye hue

Raat Aayi Dard Ki Chaadar Liye Hue Soye Rahe Yeh Bojh Palkon Par Liye Hue Raaste Mein Mujhko Be-Ghar Dekh Kar Dost Aaye Hai

Um meri ankh k tewar na bhula

um meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Rehman wo zat jisne tumhe mitti

REHMAN Wo zat jisne tumhe mitti se insan banaya wo zat jo tumhare gunaho k bavjod tumhe har roz rizq deta hy wo zat

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil

Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi

*Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi din, Aisa ho jaye k na yad aao kisi din, Sawan k bina jaisay ho jati hai

Ghazal mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta

GHAZAL Mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta rehne do, Mere jazbaat K sholon ko buja rehne do, Dard sehne ki hai bachpan hi se

K0n c cheez tujhy eid ka tohfa

K0n C cheez Tujhy Eid Ka Tohfa bhaijun?? Ash’k Bhaijun Ya Sisktee hue Ankhen Bhaijun??:-( HaPpY EiD daY..

Ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat

ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat hai tu parna ek dafa ek bhayanak budha tez barish mein hath mein ek kitab bech raha

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue se raaz hai Aap se bhi khoobsurat aap ke andaaz hai Lab hile to mogare ke phool

Yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah

yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah deta hai, Ped bhi sukhe hue patton ko gira deta hai,Waqif hai hum bhi khoob duniya ke

Hath zakhmi hue to kuch apni hi

…Hath Zakhmi Hue To Kuch Apni Hi Khata Thi,,,! mohsin …Lakeeron Ko Mitana Chaha Kisi Ko Paany K Liye..

To an unknown girl enjoy the

To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like morning dew Don’t let tears to create rough strife

Gile fuzul the ahad e vafa k hote hue

gile fuzul the ahad-e-vafa k hote hue so chup raha sitam-e-narava k hote hue ye qurbaton main ajab fasle pare k mujhe hai ashna

Uski qurbat main guzre hue wo chnd

‘uski qurbat main guzre hue wo chnd lamhe Mujhe Madhosh to kr dete hain per sone nahi dete’

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Bad naseebi ka mein qaail toh nahin hun

bad-naseebi ka mein qaa’il toh nahin hun, lekin mein ne barsaat me jalte hue ghar dekhe hain…….

Boss guse ma tumne kabhi ullu dekha

Boss ..guse ma.. Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai Executive ..Sar Jhukate Hue.. Nahi.. Sir Boss Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.

Ab ke safar kuchh aur thaa hii

ab ke safar kuChh aur thaa, aur hii kuChh saarab the dasht-e-talab meN jaa ba jaa, saNg-e-giraan-e-Khwaab the hashr ke din ka ghulghula shehar

Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Yaad aaoun to bus itni si inayat

Yaad aaoun to bus itni si Inayat krna, Apne badle hue Lehje ki wazahat krna, Tum to chahat ka shah’kar hua krte thy, Kis

Rasool allah ki sift ummi ko be

RASOOL ALLAH Ki Sift ‘Ummi’ Ko ‘Be Parhha’ Is Liye Kehte Hain K AAP Ne Kisi Se Na Parha,Likkha BaL K AAP Ko ALLAH

Phirate hue kisii kii nazar dekhate rahe

phirate hue kisii kii nazar dekhate rahe dil Khuun ho rahaa thaa magar dekhate rahe kuchh din ye bhii rang rahaa intazaar me.n aa.Nkh

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Husn gamze k kashakash se chuta mere

husn gamze k kashakash se chuta mere bad bare aram se hai ahl-e-jafa mere bad mansab-e-sheftagi k koi qabil na raha hui mazuli-e-andaz-o-ada mere

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar

Hawa kay hathon ki meherbaani se dar gaaye hain Yeh phool khushboo ki raye gain se dar gaaye hain Humein bhi rukhsat ki rasam

Vo saahilon pe gaane vaale kyaa hue

vo saahilo.n pe gaane vaale kyaa hue vo kashtiyaa.N jalaane vaale kyaa hue vo subah aate aate rah ga_ii kahaa.N jo qaafile the aane

Ticket checker bachy ka half nai

Ticket Checker: ‘Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga, Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai’ Father Angrily: ‘Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Ae meray allah aslam memon k

Ae Meray ALLAH ”ASLAM MEMON” K 2009 tak k saray Gunnah, jo janay anjanay mai hue hain Muaff farma! Uski Mushkilen door farma! Uski

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Bewafa logon ko hum se behtar kon

‘Bewafa Logon ko hum se Behtar kon jane ga , [ mohsin ] Hum to jale hue kaghzon se bhi alfaaz parh Liya karte

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr rat jagon

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr, Wohi rat-jagon k azab hain Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy, Wohi adh-jalay mere khwab hain Kabhi chaha khud

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

Uss ki duniya main hum jaisay hazroon

Uss ki Duniya Main Hum Jaisay Hazroon Hain ‘mohsin’. Hum Hi Pagal Thay Jo UsSay Pa kr Maghroor Hue RõçKs sTÃ¥R.*.*.*.*.*.*

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

Mera dil bhi shoq se toro ek

Mera Dil Bhi Shoq Se Toro Ek Tajurba Aur Sahi, Laakh Khilone Torr Chuke Ho Ek Khilona Aur Sahi, Raat Hai Gham Ki Aaj

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake hue Ab sochte hai rounakein aundhe pade hue Wo bhale jo bahar ke jaate chale gaye Ab

Zindagi aaj mere naam se sharmaati hai

Zindagi aaj mere naam se sharmaati hai Apni haalat pe mujhe KHud bhi hansi aati hai Ek GHam chaen se jeene nahin deta mujhko

Apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huun

apane maazii ke tasavvur se hiraasaa huuN main apane guzare hue ayyam se nafarat hai mujhe apanii bekaar tamannaon pe sharmindaa huuN main apanii

Is arish k mousam me ajab se

Is arish k mousam me ajab se kashish he Kashan na chahte hue b koi nshidat se yad ata

Jab subha uttho to kalma tayyba parho

Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyba parho Q k marne k baad jab qabar me Farishte humse sawal jawab karne aengay or humain utthaengy

Chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain sher kahti hui ankhen us

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se

yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se milny barson bahd pehly itna roya na thy jitna roye barson bahd lamha lamha ghar ujra hai

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya. Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani” Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy

Mohabat hai duaon mn ksi ka

(‘MOHABAT HAI’) Duaon Mn Ksi ka Hr Ghari Hona Mohabbat Hy Kisi ki Yaad ki Chadr DaLe Sona MoHaBaT HY. Kabi Rangin Raton mai

abe khajur zoo se bhaagay howay

• Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte

Tamam sabuto or gwaho ko maddenzar rakhte huwe AP ko dafaa 01/01/2011 k tehet 1 din Pehle ‘Happy NEW YEAR’khte hue zindgi bhar khush

Taxi wala sahab 30 rupay hue

Taxi waLa: Sahab.! 30 Rupay hue. . Pathan: Ye Lo 15 Rupay. Taxi waLa: Ye To BeEmani Hy. . . . . Pathan: Aby

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo

1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha b nai tha…!! kareb khara hua pathan bola: Abhi

2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank

2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga, Dosra tasalli daity hue bola: Uth.! Abdul-Nasren !

Kaafir hue the jis ki mohabbat mein

Kaafir Hue The Jis Ki Mohabbat Mein Hum ,,, ~ FARAZ ~ ,,, aj Wohi Shakhs Musalman Ho Gaya kisi or k lieyi.

Habib jlib khatra hai zar daron

HABIB [email protected] Khatra hai zar daron ko Girti hui diwaron ko Sadiyon ke bimaron ko Khatre mein Islam nahin Sari zamin ko ghere hue

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil

Kisi ki yaado ko rok paana muskil he, rote hue dil ko manana muskil he, ye dil apno ko kitna yaad karta he, ye

Kiya hai wada usne paanchwen din aane

Kiya Hai Wada Usne Paanchwen Din Aane Ka, Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.

Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari

duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8

Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . … .

Um khas na the jo tumein yad

um khas na the jo tumein yad aa na sake Tm ne bhola diya par hm bhoola na sake Jo zakham lage teri judai

Nawaqif the chahat k usolon seis liye

Nawaqif The Chahat K Usolon Se,Is Liye Hum Barbaad Hue ‘._.’ FARAZ ‘._.’ Na Kisi Ne Apna Banaya Aur Na Kisi K Qabil Chora….

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Muje zapat pe guroor thamere anson ne

muje zapat pe guroor tha,mere anson ne wafaa na ki mere raaz usper ayaan hue ye meri ankh se tapak pare muje chore de

Na neened ati hai chain ata koyee

Na Neened Ati Hai Na Chain Ata Hai Koyee To Bataye Aisa Kyu Hota Hai Chalte Chalte Kadam Ruk Jate Hai Jaise Koyee Awaaz

Hum soya nahiin krte jise shafaf rakhna

hum soya nahiin krte Jise shafaf rakhna ho usay mela nahiin krte Safar jis ka muqadar ho Usay roka nahiin krte Yeh unche pair

Mariz ne achanak aankhen kholte hue poocha

Mariz ne achanak Aankhen kholte hue poocha: Doctor sahib,kia mera operation kamyaab raha? Sabar se kaam lo beta Mein doctor nae FARISHTA hon.

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Mana k hum hain ujre hue shehar

Mana k hum hain ujre hue shehar ki misal…. Magar ankhen bata rahi hain k viran tum b bht ho

Subah kii pahalii duaa se aashanaa hotaa

subah kii pahalii duaa se aashanaa hotaa huaa ek sannaaTaa hai maanuus-e-sadaa hotaa huaa jaate mausam kii ajab tasviir hai chaaro.n taraf darmiyaa.N us

Niyat hi agr thek zamane ki nhi

Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr Hai

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Kuch uljhe hue swalon se drta he

Kuch Uljhe Hue Swalon Se Drta He Dil, Na Jane Tnhai Me Bikhrta Hai Dil, Unko Pane Ka Khayal Koi Badi Baat Nahi Bas,

Main rang e henaa aahang e gazal andaaz e sukhan ban jaauungaa

main rang-e-henaa aahang-e-Gazal andaaz-e-suKhan ban jaauuNgaa ruKhsaar-e-uruus-e-nau kii tarah har aaNchal se chhan jaauuNgaa jaaDon kii havaayen daaman men jab fasal-e-KhazaaN ko laayengii rahruu

Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn krege

Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn Krege dono LAXMI G ko phool arpn Par Diye,patakhe sab hue ranghin Kaise mnaye DIWALI,bin apke sab gamgin

Beti ammi agr tum ne meri shadi

BETi= Ammi Agr Tum Ne Meri SHADi Ki Baat Ki T0 Ghar Se BHAG Jaun Gi MAA Rote Hue Boli= Beti Me Ne BHAG

Nazm ulajhii huii hai siine men

nazm ulajhii huii hai siine me.n misare aTake hue hai.n hoTho.n par u.Date-phirate hai.n titaliyo.n kii tarah lafz kaaGaz pe baiThate hii nahii.n kab

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib 0 garib makhloq k

Dosto aaJ hum 1 aJib-0-Garib makhloQ k bare me parheNGe, Is Jandar ka nam haiGIRLFRIEND, G hanGIRLFRNDYe aksar Boyfrnd k 7 pai Jati hai,

Rimjhim barsati barsaat mein milane jab bhi

Rimjhim Barsati Barsaat Mein Milane Jab Bhi Tum Aati Ho Paani Ki Yeh Bondein Tum Per Kyu Itna Sitam Mujh Per Dhati Ho Jhulti

Bhujty hue diye ki dua kaam kar

Bhujty Hue Diye Ki Dua Kaam Kar Gae Ik Shaab Ki Gode Kitny Sitarun Sy Bhar Gae Maa Ko Talashe Rizq Ny Rasta Bhula

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

De ker ghum e judaai woh jaane kidher gaya

De Ker Ghum-e-Judaai Woh Jaane Kidher Gaya Burpaa Qayamatein Jo Mere Dil Pe Ker Gaya Jaate Hue Woh Le Ke Dua Ka Aser Gaya

Betaab nazrain youn mili iqraar hum karne

“~*~Betaab Nazrain Youn Mili Iqraar Hum Karne Lage…~*~ ~*~Yeh Kiya Hua Kyun Is Tarha Izhaar Hum Karne Lage…~*~ ~*~Chalke Hue Jazbaat Kuch Ansoo Bhi

Kabhi roke muskuraye kabhi muskurake roye

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye. Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bula ke roye. Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baar

Chahe jitna bulao ge wapis nahi aaonga

chahe jitna bulao ge wapis nahi aaonga mai aasmaan ki bahon mai sama jaonga mai dekhna yunhi hanste khelte yunhi muskurate hue kisi roz

Apni maazi ke tasaavoor se hiraasa hoon

Apni Maazi ke tasaavoor se hiraasa hoon mein apni guzre hue ayyaam se nafrat hai mujhe apni bekaar tamanaaoo pe sharminda hoon apni be-sood

Gungunatay hue anchal ki hawa deh mujh

Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

Itane chup chaap ke raaste bhii rahenge laa ilm

itane chup-chaap ke raaste bhii rahenge laa-ilm chhoD jaayenge kissi roz nagar shaam ke baad main ne aisee hii gunaah terii judaa_ii me.n kiye

Wo aa gae tn qalb ki taleef

Wo aa gae tn qalb ki taleef ho Gai rukhsat hue to phr wohi taklif ho Gai …

A girl ask papu wo kya hai

A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain. Papu:Legs. Girl:Wo kya hy jo teri Pent

Apna gam leke kahin or na jaya

Apna gam leke kahin or na jaya jaye, Ghar me bikhri hue cheezo ko sajaya jaye, Jin hawayo ko chirago ka koi khauf nahi,

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad ek

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

Shehr e aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan

Shehr-e-aazaar ko khulti hui khirki ki thakaan, Meri aankhon ko bhigoti hui awara hawa, Dosh-e-deewar pe bezaar gharri ki tik tik, Mere anjaam pe

Gazal kisi k liye zindagi

(GAZAL) ‘ Kisi K Liye Zindagi Thi ‘ ‘Koi Zindagi K Liye Tha’ ‘Kisi Ki Andheron Me Guzri’ ‘Koi Sirf Roshni K Liye Tha’

Gungunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko

Gun’gunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko Ungliyan phair k baalon me sula de mujhko Yaad kr k mujhe takleef hi hoti ho gi

Dua 4all mothers plz sub 1

Dua 4all MOTHERs Plz Sub 1 bar Ameen kahen! Ay ALLAH, Hr Maa ko Sehat ar Tandrusti atta Frma Unki tamam pareshanion ko khatam

Bheege gulab si kitni haseen

BHEEGE GULAB SI.. . kitni haseen koi khuwab si lagti hy. jild se nikli koi kitaab si lagti hy. zulfon ko jhatakti hui jab

Bohat ache lage unki zulf k

BoHaT AcHe LaGe Unki zulf k saaye bohat ache lage hume dekh kar muskuraye bohat ache lage Palkon ki chilman se unka hum ko

Chehara mera tha nigahen us ki khaamushi

chehara mera tha nigahen us ki Khaamushi ma bhi vo baten us ki mere chehare pe Gazal likhati gai sher kahati huwe Nighae us

Teri ek muskaan se kaante bhi phool

Teri Ek Muskaan Se Kaante Bhi Phool Ban Jaaye, Chaand-Sitaare Bhi Ho Jis Par Nisaar Woh Tum Hi Ho…. Kehte Hai Maut Ke Baad

Log to ishq mein qurban ho jate

Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai, Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai, Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal, Jise

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray janab kiya batoon bus zara nazar kamzor ho gayee hai mezban: jal kar tab hi tum orange

sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi

*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni Bholi hy, Main sath Nhi Ja Rha, phir bhi,

Insanebawaqar qwateprwrdgar lafata ila ali lasaif

‘Insan’E’Bawaqar Qøwat’E’Prwrdgar La’fata Ila Ali La’Saif Ila Zulfqar Maa k Hydr’e Qarar Farmaty hain Møula Ali Sarkar (a.slatø.wslam) ‘TAKABUR’ K høty hue Tarif Nahi

Kuchh na kisii se bolainge tanhaaii main

kuchh na kisii se bolainge tanhaaii main ro lainge ham berahabaron kaa kyaa saath kisii ke ho lainge Khud to hue rusavaa lekin tere

Kitnay majboor hue hum apni taqdeer kay

kitnay majboor hue hum apni taqdeer kay haathu, raiza raiza bhi ho gay aur tootay bhi nahi… :'(

Arazu hai vafa kare koi ji na

arazu hai vafa kare koi ji na chahe to kya kare koi gar marz ho dava kare koi marne vale ka kya kare koi

Raaz e ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot

raaz-e-ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot kuch jala ke dekh liya aur kya dekhane ko baaqii hai aap se dil laga ke dekh

Do pal ke haseen khwaab dil fasane

Do pal ke haseen khwaab, Do dil ke fasane, Yaad aate hain ab bhi, Woh guzre zamane, Saanson ki mehak unki, Mohabbat se kahi

1 chor police sy chupty hue toti

1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya or Police sy bach gya. Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry

Teacher munni q badnaam hui student

Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5

Mat beth raston me hawa tang kregi

mat beth raston me hawa tang kregi, Guzri hue lamhon ke sada tang kregi, Na toot kr chao use agaze safar me, Are bachre

Anmol dua ya rab mere soy hue

ANMOL DUA YA RAB MERE SOY HUE DOST KO JAGA DE, BISTER HAI USKA NARM TO PATHER KA BANA DE, MACHARON KI DUTY US

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge Ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga Ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai, Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua

Is daur e bejunuun kii kahaanii koii likho

is daur-e-bejunuu.N kii kahaanii ko_ii likho jismo.n ko barf Khuun ko paanii ko_ii likho ko_ii kaho ki haath qalam kis tarah hue kyuu.N ruk

Dua ya rab mere soye hue

“DUA“ Ya rab mere soye hue dost ko jaga de, Bister hai uska naram to pathar ka bana de, Khatmalon or macharon ki “DUTY“

Yad ha mujko tre bchpn ka zmana

Yad ha Mujko Tre bchpn ka zmana Ptli ptli tango pr Ltka hua pjama Wo behte hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana or Bathrom

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: ‘hun me ae roti nae khani’ Sardar: ‘kha ly putar, choohy

Hum log samundar kay bichray hue saahil

HUM LOG SAMUNDAR KAY BICHRAY HUE SAAHIL HAIN, IS PAAR BHI TANHAI, US PAAR BHI TANHAI… 🙁