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1 paindu ki shadi pe sb hi

1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha

Pathn ne jungle se guzarty huay dekha k 1saanp darakht pr latka hua hy Pathan pas ja k bola NIDO b pia kro Srf

Bazme ishq me hmaari ghareebi mat poochiye

Bazme ishq me hmaari ghareebi mat poochiye Ik darde dil hai wo bhi kisi ka diya hua……

Kabhi milenge to phir tera haal poochen

Kabhi Milenge To Phir Tera ‘Haal’ Poochen ge Jawab Denge Na Kuch, Bas ‘Sawaal’ Poochen ge Batao Kese Guzari Ye Chandni Raaten Tumhare Kese

Buht pehly kabhi sunna tha muhabat

Buht Pehly Kabhi Sunna Tha Muhabat Majboor O Be Bass Hoti Hai Diloon Ko Jalati Hai Jaan Ley Lati Hai Judai Ka Mosam Aye

girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon

Kese bhula datey hain log teri is

Kese Bhula Datey Hain Log Teri Is Khudai Ko…! ”Ya RAB’ Mujh Se To Tera Banaya Hua ‘EK SHAKHS’ Bhulaya Nhi JAta.

Aaj phir mujh ko uski yad dila

Aaj phir mujh Ko Uski yad dila di barish ny, Dil min jo bhul Ki aag thi bhuja di barish ny, Main tanha tha

Ehl e dil aur bhi hain wafa hain ek

Ehl-E-Dil Aur Bhi Hain, Wafa Aur Bhi Hain Ek Hum Hi Nahin Duniya Say Khafa, Aur Bhi Hain Hum Par Hi Khatam Nahin Maslak-E-Shoridah

Bhlae ilm seekty rehny hi mei hy

BhLa’e iLM Seekty Rehny Hi Mei Hy Jahan Seekhny OR Sikhaany ‘Ka SiL,SiLa’ Rukhsat Hua Wahan HLakat Ka AmL Shuru Ho Jata Hy

Sooraj k utarny ka bohat ranj hua

sooraj k utarny ka bohat ranj hua, kal mujhy raat guzarny ka bohat ranj hua, jis ny kar dala meri zaat ko reza reza,

Hussain as mehboob e kibriya hy

HUSSAIN a.s Mehboob E Kibriya Hy HUSSAIN a.s Ghurbat Ki Inteha Hy HUSSAIN a.s Maqsood E Karbala Hy HUSSAIN a.s Mazloom E Karbala Hy

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein … Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne

Tum to bicher gaye magar sapne wohi

Tum to bicher gaye magar sapne wohi rahe Mausam badal gaye magar manzar wohi rahe Hoti rahin sergoshian tanhaiyon k saath Lehren badal gayen

Us ke ankhon ma koe dukh basa

Us ke ankhon ma koe dukh basa ha shayed ya mjhe khud he veham hua ha shayed main na pucha k bhool gay ho

Nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche

nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche hai kahan malum nahi, ab apne bhatakte kadamon ko manzil ka nishan malum nahi, barbaad wafa ka

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

18th of ramzan nabi kareem saww ki

(18th Of Ramzan) Nabi Kareem S.A.W.W ki adat shareefa Aitkaf ki hamesha rahi he, is maheene men poore maheene ka Aitkaf farmaya he, aur

Har jhuka hua sar haya ka nhi

Har jhuka hua sar haya ka nhi hota,, Har utha hua haath dua ka nhi hota,, Bujh jate hen aksar diye yunhi,, Har baar

Pal hai imtihan judai mein dakho meri

Pal Hai Imtihan, Pal Hai Judai, Pal Mein Dakho Meri Aankh Bhar Aayi, Pal Ka Hisaab Mere Zakhmo Ka, Pal Dard Bhari Hai Tanhai,

A cute love story a requst

A cute love story & a requst: Boy:Keya me tumhe pyra lgta hun? Grl: Nhi. Boy:Kya tum mere 7 rehna chahti ho? Grl: Nhi.

Jee to halka hua magar ro k

Jee to halka Hua Magar…!! Ro k Lutf-e-Gham Ganvaa Baithy..!!

Lo aaj phir ronay laga hai asmaan

Lo aaj Phir Ronay Laga hai Asmaan, Ban ke ‘Barish’ . . . Shayad Aaj us ko Phir Ehsäs Hua Hai Meri Tanhäi kä…!

Main bhool jaoon tumhain ab yehi munasib

MaiN Bhool JaooN TumhaiN Ab Yehi Munasib Hai Magar Bhulana Bhi ChahooN To Kis Tarah BhoolooN K Tum To Phir Bhi Haqeeqat Ho Koi

Jab se hua hai woh khwab ki

Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khaut

Sardar ka accident hua hosh anay pe

Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha Sardar:Rang pata Nahin Pr

Phool se hain jism lekin hoslay folad

Phool se hain jism lekin hoslay folad se, Ye Ali(a.s) k Laal hain dartay nhi tadad se, Wo yazidi nasl ki fehrist mein shamil

Jab mer haqqat jaa kar unko suna

Jab mer¡ haq¡qat jaA jaA kar Unko suna¡ £ogøØn ne, Kuch such bH¡ kaha kuch jhøØt kaha, Kuch baAt baNa¡ £ogøØn ne, Dhaa’yen ha¡N

Har mulaqat per waqt ka takaza hua

Har mulaqat per waqt ka takaza hua.. Har yaad per dil ka dard taza hua.. Suni thi sirf gazlon mein judaai ki baatien.?? Ab

Common dialogue after exams wedding night

common dialogue after exams & wedding night: kaisa hua? acha hua, per thora lamba tha, thora choot gya, zara jaldi ho gya, aata tha

Vaar hua katil muskaan ka hum madhosh

Vaar Hua Katil Muskaan Ka Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye Chahat Ki Chandani Mein Bheega Yuoon Tan Badan Hum Kali Se Pal Bhar Mai Gulaab

Bada e hawas gum khayal khumar ek tere ane

Bada-e-Hawas Gum Khayal Gum Khumar Gum Ek tere ane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad! Zist ki kitab Gum, Jawab Gum Sawal Gum

Newzealand me 1 bacha peda hua haipedaish

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua haiPedaish k wkt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..aur 15 din bad 180kg ho gyaIncredible but true.. Bacha

Ay december kuch to hosh kr ye

ay december kuch to hosh kr ye tuje kya hua? bin barsy guzar jna teri adat pehly to nhi thi.

Me roz tujsetu mujse mila kare gayeh

..Me Roz TujSe.,Tu Roz MujSe., Mila Kare Ga.,Yeh Tay Hua Tha.. Na Koi Rasta.,Na Koi Morr Hum Ko., Juda Kare Ga.,Yeh Tay Hua Tha..

Muddat ke baad dekha use badla hua

Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa

Masti bhari nigha se lehra k pee

Masti Bhari Nigha Se Lehra K Pee Gaya, Zulfon Se Khelta Hua Bal Kha K Pee Gaya, Un Ki Nigha-e-Naaz Se Takra Gayi Nigah,

Kisi dil mein raha na nazar raha

Kisi Dil Mein Raha Na Kisi Nazar Mein Raha, Teri Talaash Thi So Main Safar Mein Raha, Sar-e-asman Nikla To Mili Zulmaton Ko Zia,

Jab hua ehsaas ki pyar nahe unko

Jab hua ehsaas ki pyar nahe unko humse, Hum aa chuke the unki pyar ki gharaai mein. mein sochke ke chala tha ki woh

Jane kab ye tanha dil tumhara ho

Jane kab ye tanha dil tumhara ho gaya Zindagi me khusiyo ka nazara ho gaya Kal tak tapti dhup se lagti thi ye zindagi

Meri zindagi k charagh ka ye mizaj

Meri zindagi k charagh ka ye mizaj koi naya nahi . Kabhi roshani kabhi teergi, na jala hua na bujha hua, Mujhe tm kyun

Tension larki ne apse lift mangi

*Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension

Chemical ghazal dil e organic tujhy hua kia

Chemical Ghazal Dil-e-organic tujhy hua kia hy? Akhir nomenclature ki wja kia hy? Hm hain carbon or wo hydrogen, Ya Ilahi ye hybridization kia

Gharoor toot gaya koi martaba na mila

Gharoor toot gaya koi martaba na mila Sitam ke baad bhi kuch hasil-jafa na mila Sire-e-Hussain mila hai yazeed ko lekin Shikast ye hai

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Pathan baap k marne pr ro raha

Pathan Baap K Marne Pr Ro Raha tha, 1 fone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga Frnd:Kia Hua? Pathan: Hamara Bhai Ka fone

Kisi ki yaad may itna udaas na

Kisi Ki YAad May Itna Udaas Na Hua Kar Aey Dost Log Naseeb Say Milte Hain Udasiyon Say Nahi.

Khayal chor b de mujko aazmane ka

Khayal chor B De Mujko Aazmane Ka Nai he Hosla Mujh Me Sitam Uthane Ka Saza me Likha gaya he Tamam Umar Ka Rog

Ladka apni gf se mai tumhari aankhon

Ladka Apni Gf se ‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’ Tbhi Pas se Guzarta Hua Aadmi Bola: Zara Dekhna, Ghanta Ghar

Wo hmsfr tha mager us se hamnwai

‘Wo Hämsfr tha mager us se Hamnäwai na thi K Dhop Chaon ka alam raha Judai na thi, Adawatayn thin’ Taghaful tha’ Ranjishayn thin

Har waqt naye dost banate chalo kisi

har waqt naye dost banate chalo har kisi ke chere par muskaan late chalo kab koi bichra hua mil jaaye aye dost har kisi

Main chahata bhi yahi tha vo bevafa

main chahata bhi yahi tha vo bevafa nikale use samajhane ka koi to silsila nikale kitab-e-maazi ke auraq ulat ke dekh zara na jane

Itna to mere haal par ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mere Haal Par Ehsaan Kiya Kar Aankho’n Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kar Kuch Saath De Safar mai Bahut thak Gaya Hoon

Ab zid pe aa gaye ho to

Ab zid pe aa gaye ho to ye kaam bhi kero Khud ko humaray naam say badnaam bhi kero Ye kaya k in ruton

Main poochta raha aur wo mujhe ye

Main Poochta raha? Aur wo mujhe ye wzahat na de pai ke Barish to shab bhar Meray angan main barsi thi Lekin Meri Ankho

Wa bi saume ghadin nawaetu min shahre

‘Wa bi saume GHADIN nawaetu min shahre ramzan’ Note:roze main niyat ki dua na Rasool(S.A.W) se sabit hai aur na hi Kisi Sahabi Se

Aati hai dhuup ujale paron ko samet

aati hai dhuup ujale paron ko samet ke zaKhmon ko ab ginunga main bistar pe let ke main hath ki lakiren mitaane pe huun

Koi esa pal b hua kre mae

Koi esa pal b hua kre Mae kahon to bs Wo suna kre Meri furstyn mere mashghle Sabi apne nam likha kre Koi bat

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua kuch

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, Tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, Tadapna bhi toh ussi

Waqt khush katny ka mashwara dety huy

Waqt khush khush katny ka mashwara dety huy ,,, ro parha wo ap mjko hosla dety huy ,,, be’zubani bakhsh di khud ehtsabi ny

Nimchaa yar ne jis vaqt bagal men

nim_chaa yar ne jis vaqt bagal men maraa jo chadhaa munh use maidaan-e-ajal men maraa us lab-o-chashm se hai zindagii-o-maut apanii kab-kabhi pal men

Ek jurm hua hai hum se ek

‘Ek jurm hua hai hum se Ek dost bana bethe hain Kuch apna sa us ko samj kar Sab raa bata bethey hain Phir

Panah e ishq mein haqeeqat ka bharam rakha

Panah-e-ishq mein haqeeqat ka bharam rakha Zillat-e-ishq mein mujh py karam uska Phoot gaye aankhon sy ashk yunhi Murrawat-e-ishq mein hamaisha dil ko naram

Is baar bhi barish khub hui aur

Is baar bhi barish khub hui, Aur badal toot k barsa tha, Galiyan koochay jal thal thay, Per soch ka sehra piyasa tha, Band

Somewhere in india fatherbeta tumhara paper

Somewhere in india. Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai. Lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle… Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen… Kheriat To Hai… Ae Customer Aaj

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Matti say bana hun matti hi banja0n

Matti say bana hun matti hi banja0n ga, Is say agay na kuch kar paya hun na kar pa0n ga, R0ta hua aya tha

Kise ne gulaab se poocha jab tumhe

Kise Ne Gulaab Se Poocha: Jab Tumhe Kisi Ne Toda Tab Dard Nhi Hua.? Gulaab:Hua, Par Todne Wale Ki Khushi Itni Thi Ki Use

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali me log keh rhe

Jo allah ki maarifat logon k muqable

Jo Allah ki maarifat logon k muqable min ziyada rakhta hai vo us k faislon pe sab se ziada razi hua karta hay. (Hazrat

Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee time pe ada na kr ska Court jana para

Hawa k doosh pe rakha hua chiragh

Hawa k doosh pe rakha hua chiragh tha wo jo bujh gya to hawa se shikayat kesi

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye, in aankhon ne sare hasin khwab kho diye, gum ye nai k wo mujhe chor gaya, dard

Mil hi jaye ga kahiin dil ko

Mil hi jaye ga kahiin dil ko yaqeen rehta hai Woh isi shehar ki galiyon may kahin rehta hai Ek zamana tha k sab

Samna kia jis ki khatir her ruswai

Samna kia jis ki khatir her ruswai ka Laqab usi ne humein dia ha be wafai ka Hamaray kochey me to tariki chai ha

Ho sakta hai usne anjane me hume

Ho sakta hai usne anjane me hume rula diya dunia k kehne par hume bhula diya hum to waise bhi akele the kya hua

Raat din rulata hy intzar tera

Raat Din rulata hy INTZAR tera, katt gai umr km na hua PYAR tera, ab to aa jao k boht Udas hy DIL, Sanson

Jisay tha samjha sahara zindagi ka tha

Jisay tha samjha sahara zindagi ka. Tha woh ek khwab meri bay khudi ka. Dard uska tha or trap merya dilki, Hua Hay yeh

Roz dhalta howa suraj yeh kheta hay

Roz dhalta howa suraj yeh kheta hay SAHIL ! Aaj usey bewafa howay aik aur din hua…

Wo hamsfar tha magar us se humnawai

Wo Hamsfar tha magar us se Humnawai na thi, K Dhop Chaon ka alam raha Judai na thi, Adawaten theen’ Tagaful tha’ Ranjishen thin

Suljha howa sa fard samajhte hain mujh

Suljha howa Sa Fard Samajhte hain mujh ko Log, Magar Uljha hua Sa Mujh Me köi dosra bhi hai…!!

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun

mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi ke haq mein bura na ho kahin aur ho na ye hadsa koi raaste mein judaa

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya ik dhokha

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya, Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya. Kya hua hum huye jo udaas, Unhone to apna dil behla

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi surat

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty, Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay, Agr “Cornetto” k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua FARAZ, “Khoye”wali “QULFI” hi

Muddat k baad dekha usay badla hua

Muddat K Baad Dekha Usay Badla Hua Tha WOh Najanay Kya Haadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha WOh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra TO Chupa

Mujhe apne zabt pe naaz tha sare e bazam

Mujhe apne zabt pe naaz tha sare-e-bazam raat ye kia huwa ,, Meri aankh kese chalak pari muje ranj hai ye bura huwa ,,

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja. us

apni galtiy0n se taqdeer ko

*. . .Apni Galtiy0n Se Taqdeer Ko Badnam Na Kr, Ay INSAAN. . . .* Taqdeer To Khud Himmat Ki Mohtaj Hua Karti Hai.

Jab hath dua ko uthte hain alfaz

Jab hath dua ko uthte hain, Alfaz kahin kho jate hain, Bas dehaan tumhara rehta hai, Aor aanso behte rehte hain, Har khawb tumhara

Khuli jo ankh tou woh thaa na

Khuli Jo Ankh Tou Woh Thaa Na Woh Zamana Thaa Dehkti Aag Thee Tanhaayi Thee Fasana Thaa Gamon Ney Baant Liya Mujhe Yuun Aapas

Us ne din raat mujhe itna sataya

***Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sataya K, Nafrat Bhi Na Hui Or Muhabbat Bhi Ho Gai, Us Ne Is Nazakat Se Mere Hoton

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

r niyat hi agr thek zamane ki

-‘R’- Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr

Baahon main teri ajj bikhar janay do

Baahon main teri ajj bikhar janay do Mehki saanso main mujhe utar janay do Raat tanha or sard mosam hai ajj apni saanson main

Niyat hi agr thek zamane ki nhi

Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr Hai

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Khubsurati ko kal dekha thha aaj jeena

Khubsurati ko kal dekha thha, Aaj Jeena Muskil Ho Gaya, Wo Har Ada, Har Nazar , kambakhat pagal dil Ho Gaya, Wo Muskurahat Unki

Pathan darakht k uper ulta latka hua

PATHAN: Darakht k uper ulta latka hua tha. Wife: Tum darakht per Q latka hai..? Pathan: Kocha, Sir dard ki goli khaai thi, kahin

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Piyare dosto aj kal hum msges me

Piyare Dosto Aj Kal Hum Msges Me Misbah Ko Badnam Kar Rahe Hain Kya Ap Ko Pata Hai K Misbah Humare Piyare Nabi (S.A.W.W.)

Chor kar ja rahe ho ke jane

Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Aagy road

Kbhi nadan krti he heran mujhe

Kbhi Nadan Krti He Kbhi Heran Krti He MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD Boht Nuksan Krti He Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai Jaha Hon Ronaqin

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana

Gabbarsingh ne janam lia to uski maa

Gabbar_Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi, Nurse_Q mar rahi ho? Maa Boli_kamenna jb se peda hua hy 1 hi

Sooraj hua madham chaand dhalne laga men

Sooraj hua Madham, Chaand dhalne laga, Men thehra raha Zameen chalne lagi Saajnaa ! Kia yehi Piyaar ha?? Wo boli: Nas o chawla Ae

Zamane bhar k kaamon mein bohat

Zamane Bhar k Kaamo’n Mein Bohat Masroof Ho Shayad Humari Yaad Bhi Ab Tou … Tumhei’n Kam Kam Satati Hy Humara Naam Bhi Aksar

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

us se asaan na thi

*. . .Us Se Asaan Na Thi Rasam_E_Taaruf Bhi Magar, Baat Ko Aage Barhane Men Bohot Dair Lagi. Pehle Bhi Rootha Tha Per Aise

Din guzarte hain kahan raat hoti hai

Din guzarte hain kahan raat kahan hoti hai dard k maaron se yeh baat kahan hoti hai ek se chehre tow hote hein is

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Ek admi ne apni wife ko letter

Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month salary nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej raha ho I

Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla? Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua

Islamabad or iske mazafat mein light

Islamabad or iske mazafat mein light jane ka waqt hua chahta hai… . . . . . . Baqi loag apne apne muqami waqt

Katraa k manzalon se guzarte chale gaye

katraa k manzalon se guzarte chale gaye.. sehra ki was’atoon main utarte chale gaye.. sheesha badan thay phir bhi kisi ki talash main.. takraa

Jab gaie masjid o mimber py nazar eid k

Jab gaie Masjid-o-Mimber py Nazar Eid k bad, Aaisy Majrooh huy Qalb-o-jigar Eid k bad. Dar-o-Deewaar-e- Masajid ny kia hum sy sawal,? Jo Namazi

Matti pe tarapti rahi gareb ki lasha

Matti pe taraptI rahI GAREB kI LASHA Aur mehv- e- tamasha khari RANGERS rahi sari,,~ Lagta hai k wo majma e Islam nahin tha,

Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton

‘Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Naseeb us ka samar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Abh¡ to

Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki Underwear pe Ye likhha hua tha: ‘100% Soft &

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

For our country mere watan ki

For Our Country Mere Watan Ki Halat Ne Guzarty Badalo’n Ko Rula Dia …Hawa0n Ki Narazgi Ka Tab Ilm Hua Hum Ko Jab Kisi

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua to

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi mera un se jhagra ho gaya hy main 3,

Girls of 2011 1st girl aaj

‘Girls Of 2011’ 1st girl: Aaj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nhi, Main to ab uska muhn b nhi dekhungi 2nd: Q kiya

Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap

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