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Aasoon mere sathi the ghum the humdam

Aasoon mere sathi the, ghum the mere humdam, Dard se ishq hua tha mujhko, gumsum rehta tha mai hardam, Tumne aake haath jo thama

Kal sham tere ghr qayam kiska tha

KaL Sham Tere Ghr Qayam Kiska Tha Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kiska Tha Likh Likh K Ch0mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar

Assalamoalykum al hadees logon me sy behtr

Assalamoalykum Al Hadees: “Logon Me Sy Behtr Zindgi Us Shaks Ki Hy Jo Apnay Ghoray Ki Lgaam Ko Allah Ki Raah Me Thamey Huay

Rishton ki dastan jab waqt sunaye ga

Rishton ki DASTAN jab waqt sunaye ga, Tum ko bhi aik RISHTA yaad aiy ga, Bhol jao gay zindagi k saray GHUM, Jab humare

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai? Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai? Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta

Ye jo duniya hai saraaye guzar

ye jo duniya hai ‘ saraaye hai guzar hone tak zindagi ik tamaasha hai basar hone tak tujh se bichraa tou mere dil ka

Sultan salahuddin ayubi great muslim general ne

‘sultan salahuddin ayubi great muslim general ne falastin,urdan,labnan our misr pe hakumat ki BAITUL MUQADAS b fatah kia lekin jab un ka intiqal hua

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya

ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya tha ek chota sa ghar humne bhi banaya tha aangan mein do kaliya sundar bhaag ko mehkayegi

3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st

3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon, 2nd : Mein Dettol laga k sex krta hun,

Pankhe pe latka hua sar khirki

Pankhe Pe Latka hua sar Khirki Se Dekhti hui Atma Bed K Niche Bethi Churail Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash In SbKi Taraf

Wo juta sharma k ye kehta hua

Wo Juta Sharma k ye Kehta hua pehle h gir gaya Faraz, Nahi Jana mujhe us Muchon Walay —————- k Pas

Hum apni wafawon ka sila kis say

Hum apni wafawon ka sila kis say mangtay Hum ba wafa thay lakin wafa kis say mangtay Khud hee to kee thi hum nay

Teacher tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond

Sultan salah ud din ayubi ne phalastine shaam urdan

*Sultan Salah-Ud-Din Ayubi* Ne Phalastine, Shaam, Urdan, Libnan, Or Misar Pr Hukumat Ki BAIT-UL-MUQADDAS B Fatah Kiya. Lekin Jb Un Ka Inteqal Hua To

Pathan khuda ka shukar hai k pakistan

Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua. Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun

mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi k haq mein bura na ho kahin aur ho na ye hadsa koi raastey mein judaa

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Dard ki kainaat main mujh se b

DARD KI KAINAAT MAIN, MUJH SE B ROSHNI REHI WARNA MERI BISAT KYA, IK DIYA BUJHA HUA

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Meraa apna reath aur barf pay

Meraa Apna Reath Aur Barf Pay Naqsh KufPa Mera Ha¡,, Main Ne Har Sehmait Mein,, Har Mulk Mein,, Har Mausam Mein,, Justujoo Ki Hai

Tum khafa q ho tumhe mujse

TUM KHAFA Q HO Tumhe mujse Gila kya hy Achanak ßerukhi itni ßtao to hua kya hy Mnaaon kis trha tumko Muje itna to

Dil nadan tujhey hua kia hai aakhir

Dil nadan tujhey hua kia hai, Aakhir is dard ki dawa kia hai, Humko un sa hai wafa ki umeed, Jo Nahin jaante wafa

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare bazm raat ye kia hua.meri ankh kase chalak gayi mjhe ranj hai ye bura hua.meri zindagi ke

Husn e jaana ki taareef mumkin nahin aafreen

Husn-e-Jaana Ki Taareef Mumkin Nahin Aafreen, Aafreen, Too Bhi Dekhe Agar To Kahe Ham-Nashin Aafreen, Aafreen, Aisa Dekha Nahin Khubsurat Koi Jism Jaise Ajanta

Abr malboos e aab tha jaise chaand ko kuch

Ab’r malboos-e-aab tha jaise’ Chaand ko kuch hijaab tha jaise’ Kal achaanak wo yoon mila mujh ko Koi pinhaan jawaab tha jaise’ Safha safha

Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion

Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin, sahil se to chale the sath

Dil lagi thi usse hum se mohabbat

Dil lagi thi usse hum se mohabbat kub thi Mehfil-e-ghair se usse fursat kub thi Hum thay mohabbat mein lut jaane k qayal Uss

Ab kye hum beshri to shayed kabhi

ab kye hum beshri to shayed kabhi khabon main mile jis tarah sokhi hua pool ketabon main mile dundh ujhri hua logo main wafa

Na fkrefarda yademaz chan dl ko beqarar

Na F¡kr.e.farda Na Yad.e.maz¡ Na Cha¡n d¡l ko, Na Be.qarar¡ Na had se guzra Hua Junoon Na Khamosh¡ Wo pehly jes¡ Bus ek udas¡

Tumne dil ki baat aaj keh diaccha

Tumne Dil Ki Baat Aaj Keh Di,Accha Hua Hum Tumhe Apna Samjhte The,Bada Dhokha Hua Aapki Aankho Mein Yeh Aansoo Kahan Se Aa Gaye

Ek larki k liye sab se barh

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal mila

Wo khuwab tha bikhar gya khayal tha mila nahi, Magar is dil ko kya hua, kyu bujh gya pata nahi, Har ek din udass

Bazm e wafa mai hamari garibi na pooch ek

Bazm-e-wafa mai hamari garibi na pooch,, Ek dard-e-dil hai wo bhi kisi ka diya hua..

Hum lakh achy hain par log khrab

Hum Lakh Achy Hain Par Log Khrab Kehte Han Bigra Hua Humko Nawab Kehte Han Hum To Aise Badnam Ho Gaye Hain K Pani

Kai saal guzray beetay shab o roz ke

Kai Saal Guzray Kai Saal Beetay Shab-o-Roz ke Gardishon ka Tasalsul Dil-o-Jaan Main Sansoon Ki Pertien Ulat’tay Howay Zalzaloon ke tarhaa Hanpta hai Chatakhtay

Tum to bicher gay magar sapne wohi

Tum to bicher gay magar sapne wohi rahay ,, Mosam badal gay magar manzar wohi rahay ,, Hoti rahin sergoshian tanhayon ke sath ,,

Ankhon mein ansuon ki haqiqt na puchta

Ankhon mein ansuon ki haqiqt na puchta Kash muj sy wo meri halat na puchta Ab maine us sy usko talab kr lia to

Sharaafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati

Sharaafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati, Adab ki Aarh main Targheeb-e-Roomani nahi jaati, Khuda maloom Nasl-e-No ka kiya anjaam hona hay? Watan say

Mujrimtry krna umr qaid hophansi na ho

Mujrim:Try krna umr qaid ho,Phansi na ho. Pathan lawer;Dont worry After court mujrim:Kia hua? Pathan:Bht mushkil se umr qaid hoi adalt to riha kr

Nai hy hosla mujh me sitam uthane

Nai hy Hosla Mujh Me Sitam Uthane Ka, Saza me Likha geya hy Tamam Umar Ka Rog, K Jurm Mujhse hua hai Kisi Ko

Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty

Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua? Sardar ne Apni BV ki SaHri uthai Undrwear nechy

Wo larki bhi ek ajeeb paheli thi

Wo Larki Bhi Ek Ajeeb Paheli Thi Piyase Hont The Ankh Samundar Jaisi Thi Suraj Is Ko Dekh Ke Peela Parta Tha Who Sarma

1 kabar ki takhti par likha hua

1 Kabar ki Takhti Par likha hua tha “A Rah-E-Guzar Parh le Fatiha Meray Wastay” “Kal tu Bhi Majboor hoga Is Dua K Wastay”

Matti sy bana tha hi ban jaun

Matti sy Bana tha..! Matti hi Ban jaun ga..! Is sy Aagy na kuch kr paya..! Na kr paun ga..! Rota Hua Aaya tha..!

Har taraf jagah beshumaar aadmee phir bhi

har taraf har jagah beshumaar aadmee phir bhi tanhaaiyoN ka shikaar aadmee subah se shaam tak bojh Dhotaa hua apanee hi laash ka khud

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae

Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th main fail hua to 3rd main Or 3rd se

Wo juta sharma k ye kehta hua

Wo Juta Sharma k ye Kehta hua pehle h gir gaya Faraz, Nahi Jana mujhe us Muchon Walay Kuttay k Pas

Meri zindagi k charagh ka ye mizaj

Meri zindagi k charagh ka ye mizaj koi naya nahi . Kabhi roshani kabhi teergi, na jala hua na bujha hua, Mujhe tm kyun

Me roz tujsetu mujse mila kare gayeh

..Me Roz TujSe.,Tu Roz MujSe., Mila Kare Ga.,Yeh Tay Hua Tha.. Na Koi Rasta.,Na Koi Morr Hum Ko., Juda Kare Ga.,Yeh Tay Hua Tha..

Koi rutha hua shaks aj bahut yad

koi rutha hua shaks aj bahut yad aaya. ek guzra hua waqt aj bahut yad aaya. chupa leta tha jo mera dard ko apne

Gazal kisi k liye zindagi

(GAZAL) ‘ Kisi K Liye Zindagi Thi ‘ ‘Koi Zindagi K Liye Tha’ ‘Kisi Ki Andheron Me Guzri’ ‘Koi Sirf Roshni K Liye Tha’

Jab lagein zakhm to qaatil ko duaa

Jab Lagein ZaKhm To Qaatil Ko Duaa Dii Jaye, Hai Yahii Rasm, To Yeh Rasm Uthaa Dii Jaye, Tishnagii Kuchh To Bujhe Tishna-Labaan-e-Gam Kii,

Koi taweez ho radd e bala ka mery

Koi Taweez ho radd-e-bala ka, Mery peechy mohabat parr gai hy. Main sab se door hona chahta hn, Mujh apni zarorat parr gai hy.

Tera hijr mera naseeb hai gham hi

Tera Hijr Mera Naseeb Hai Tera Gham Hi Meri Hayaat Hai Mujhe teri doori ka Gham ho kyon tu kahi bhi ho mere saath

Husan na mang khuda sa naseb ay

‘Husan na mang khuda sa naseb mang ay insan, Husan walay aksar naseb waloun k gulam hua krtay hain…!

Betay ko saza de k ajab

Betay ko saza de k ajab haal hua hay Dill pehron mera karab k dozakh main jala hay Aurat ko samajhta tha jo mardon

Ghzl raat phr sataya chand ne

GHÄZÄL Raat phr sataya chand ne, Tere na hone ka ehsas dilaya chand ne. Na so saka ek pal k liey b, Apny chehry

Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho … . … . . . .

Kat hi gai judai bhi kab yon

Kat Hi Gai Judai Bhi Kab Yon Hua Ke Mar Gaye Tere Bhi Din Guzar Gaye Mere Bhi Din Guzar Gaye To Bhi Kuch

Bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai

Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai, Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua

Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti warna

Bebas kar deta hai Qanoon-e-dosti warna…!!! , , Main Tujhay itna chodu’n k tu Ghar tak bachy deta hua jaye Bhosri k..:-

Wo silsily shoq qurbat nhi rhi

Wo Silsily Wo ShoQ Wo Qurbat Nhi rhi Phir Yun Hua K Dard Me Shidat Nhi Rhi, apni zindgi mai Hogya Masrof Wo Boht

Ek hi jalwey men hua kaam tamaam

**…Ek hi jalwey men hua kaam tamaam…** . **…Dil bara mard bana Phirta tha…** .

Jungle may 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle May 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo Muth Maarnay Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Nay Dekha To Bhaagtay Huay Tamaam Jaanvarun Say

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya ham

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya ham se milna barson baad, Pahlay itna roye nahi the jitna roye barson baad! Lamha lamha ghar ujra ha

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka…! ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi…! ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy… Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Apni shikast par to har koi aansu

apni shikast par to har koi aansu bahata hai, kuch aise hote hain jo apni jeet par bhi rote hain, gham-e-bewafai apne jaane-e-jigar ko

Hzart bb amina ra frmarti hain

Hzart BB Amina ( R.A) frmarti hain k jab MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Mre pait mai aya to 1 badal ka takra Aasman pew arid hua

Uss ki hasti main uttar janay ko

Uss Ki Hasti Main Uttar Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Kaam Mushkil Sahi Ker Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Shok-e-awargi Itna Hai K Ab

Teri muskurahat ka hua hai kuch aisa

Teri Muskurahat Ka Hua Hai Kuch Aisa Asar Khushiyon Se Bhar Dia Hai Tuney Yeh Mera Safar Marna Hai Sabko Magar Jeena Hai Mujhe

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Ab jo bichray hain toh ehsaas hua

Ab jo bichray hain toh ehsaas hua hai hum ko Dard kya hotah hai tanhai kisay kehtay hain Char so gunjti ruswai kisay kehtay

Buht pehly kabhi sunna tha muhabat

Buht Pehly Kabhi Sunna Tha Muhabat Majboor O Be Bass Hoti Hai Diloon Ko Jalati Hai Jaan Ley Lati Hai Judai Ka Mosam Aye

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Udat k bad dekha usy badli hui

udat k bad dekha usy Badli hui th wo Najany kya hadsa hua Sehmi hui thi wo Mjy dekh krusny Chehra to chupa liya

Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei

Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana. Mai pochun

Kabhi zarorat pare to awaz dena

‘Kabhi zarorat pare to awaz dena’ ‘dost’ ‘Main guzra hua waqt nahi jo wapis na aaun…

Har bar tora hay usne meri umeed

‘Har bar tora hay usne meri Umeed ko mere Khaloos ko ‘Hum phir bhi Shikwa nahi karty k Anjany main hua ho Shaid.

3 angraz log ko sub continent main

3 angraz log ko sub continent main nokry ka shok hua aur un ko biltarteb bangladesh,pakistan aur india main 10-10 thousand $ ki nokkri

Kia hua tujhay ay shaam ke teri

Kia Hua Tujhay Ay Shaam Ke Teri Rooh Itnee Be-Chain Kion Hay Kion Murjhaya Hay, Aisy Lagay Hay Jesy Saalon Ka Beemar A’amal-E-Zindgi Pe

Us ne din raat mujhe itna sataya

***Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sataya K, Nafrat Bhi Na Hui Or Muhabbat Bhi Ho Gai, Us Ne Is Nazakat Se Mere Hoton

Dil ka rishta hai hamara ke kone

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra, Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra, SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi

Array kaif kall tou tu rind tha

Array Kaif kall tou tu rind tha meray yaar tujh ko ye kiya hua,,,, Barra mazhabi barra parssa barra deendar hai aaj kal……………

Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr

Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Hum Shadi Kr Raha Hai. Sardar: Kon Hai Wo Kush Naseeb Us Larki Ka Naam Kya Hai? Pathan: Munni Sardar:

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr nhi

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr Nhi Gya Wo Q Gya ye B Bta kr nhi Gya Yun lag Raha Hy Jese Abi lot

Phir bachaya hy kisi nadida hasti ny

Phir Bachaya Hy Kisi Nadida Hasti Ny Mujhy, Kiun Hua Kesy Hua Ye Mojza Malum Kerna Hy, Kuch Yaad Hy K Kal Kis Waqt

Hum to aaj bhi usko ussi tarah

hum to aaj bhi usko ussi tarah chahtay hain, jaisay sokha hua darkhat barish ka talabgaar hota hai…!!

Balance muft charge karne ka tarikaabhi tak

Balance muft charge karne ka tarika: Abhi tak ejaad nahi hua..!

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Wo jo dil mein tera muqaam hey

Wo jo dil mein tera muqaam hey, Kisi aur ko wo diya nahin Wo jo rishta tujh se hey ban gaya, Kisi aur se

Fakeerni babuji 1 rupya de 3

Fakeerni: Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu, Babuji: 3 din se bhuki hain to 1 Rupye ka kya karegi? Fakeerni:

Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to

Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai, woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin, shiddat se

Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai Agr kamyab hua to mere liye

Wo aur bhi dilfareb pyara sa ho

Wo aur bhi dilfareb aur pyara sa ho gya Uska b haal jab se hamaara sa ho gya Nazdek tha wo jb to darechy

Rukhsat hua to bat meri maan kar

Rukhsat hua to bat meri maan kar gia, Jo us k pass tha muje daan kar gia, Bichra kuch is adda se k rut

Baray e naam sahi koi meharbaan to he hamare

Baray-e-naam sahi koi meharbaan to he, Hamare sar pe Bhi hone ko Aasamaan to he Teri faraakhdili ko duaen deta hun, Mere labon pe

Ek umar tak main ek main

(‘*Ek Umar Tak Main*’) Ek Umar Tak Main Us Ki Zarorat Bana Raha, Phir Yun Hua K Us Ki Zarorat Badal Gaii, Pehle Tha

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai

kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai laga kuch pal mai too muj sai door honai laga dill hua betab bht,raha munbtazir tera mai

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila Mera guzra hua kal mujy wapas nhi mila, Logon se bhari duniya men dhunda boht

Santaaj party kis khusi mein bantaaaj mera

Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h mein uspr nhi tha nhito mein b kho jata!!!

Wo aur bhi dilfareb pyara sa ho

Wo aur bhi dilfareb aur pyara sa ho gya Uska b haal jab se hamaara sa ho gya Nazdek tha wo jb to darechy

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye

Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri

Tum se bichar kar faqat itna hua

Tum se bichar kar faqat itna hua ‘Wasi’ ‘Tera’ gaya kuch nahi ‘mere’ raha kuch nahi

Hai lipta hua dil se kisi raaz

‘Hai lipta hua Dil se kisi raaz ki surat’, ‘Wo shakhs k jis ko mera hona b nahi hai’, Ye ishq-o-muhabat ki riwayat b

Phulo se acchi us ki khushbu kaliyo

Phulo Se acchi Us Ki Khushbu, Kaliyo Se Pyari Uski Muskaan, Sitaro Sa Chamakta Hua Chehra, Koyal Si Meethi Zubaan, Chand Bhi Chhup Jaye

Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein … Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne

kabhi us ka kabhi is mera

( Kabhi us ka kabhi is ka kabhi mera hua MOHSIN’ US Nay husan ganwa diya tijarat karty kart ?

Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi

Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo.. Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo.. Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Nimchaa yar ne jis vaqt bagal men

nim_chaa yar ne jis vaqt bagal men maraa jo chadhaa munh use maidaan-e-ajal men maraa us lab-o-chashm se hai zindagii-o-maut apanii kab-kabhi pal men

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me mar gia Acha hua mn teri rafaqt me mar gia Hakim khud apne ahd e hakumat me

Bazi e ishq kuch es tarah se

Bazi e Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se Harey Yaroo Zakham Per Zakham Lagey Dil Pe Humare Yaroo Koi To Aisa Ho Jo Ghao Per

Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha

Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se boli: Jis Raat Tumhe Ehtlam Hua, Mera BLUETOOTH on

Na parakh meri mohabat ko dunya ki

Na Parakh Meri Mohabat Ko Dunya Ki Doulat K Tarazoo Main ‘Ay DOST’ Haqeeqat To Ye Hai Wafa Karne Waaley Aksar Ghareeb Hua Karte

Jab bhi kisi ko dar badar daikhty hain

Jab bhi kisi ko dar-badar daikhty hain. Kuch waqt ko apna hi manzar daikhty hain. Un lamhon main hamen maazi yaad aa jata hai,

Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya

Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya, Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya.. Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein tanha tanha hi theek hun.. Mujhe chahaton se darr lagta hai mein nafraton mein hi theek hun..

Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se cheekha naheeeeee! . Doctor: Kea hua? . Sardar: Pahlay

Wafa mein ab yeh hunar ikhtiar karna

Wafa Mein Ab Yeh Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai Aap Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitbaar Karna Hai Yeh Aapko Jagte Rehne Ka Shauq Kab Se

A classic example from islamic history hazrat

A Classic Example from Islamic History: Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddique (R.A) Jab Khaleefa Banay Tou Un Ki Tankhwah Ka Sawal Peda Hua. Aap (R.A)

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

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Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi

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Juda jab se main tujh hua hoon

juda jab se main tujh se hua hoon raat bhar sisak sisak kar roya hoon socha khawabon main tera deedar hoga hamesha dhoop niklne

Sabz madham roshani main surkh anchal ki

sabz madham roshani main surkh anchal ki dhanak sard kamre main machalti garm sanson ki mahak bazuon k sakht halqe main koi nazuk badan

Tum to bicher gaye magar sapne wohi

Tum to bicher gaye magar sapne wohi rahe Mausam badal gaye magar manzar wohi rahe Hoti rahin sergoshian tanhaiyon k saath Lehren badal gayen

Mere bina main rehne laga hun teri

Mere bina main rehne laga hun Teri hawaon main behne laga hun Jane main kaisy tera hua hon Mujhy to lagta hai main shayd

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka, Hai wazeefa mujh dil e bimar ka, Arzu e chashma e kausar nahi, Tishna lab hoo’n sharbat