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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Ye kia k jis say muhabbat ka

ye kia k jis say muhabbat ka pochiay matlab har aik shakhs ka apna jawab hota hay

Sumandar mein fana hona to qismat ki

Sumandar mein Fana hona to qismat ki kahani hai,,, Jo marty hain kinaron per, mujhy dukh un pe hota hy….

Na hote hum jo is tarha bettab

Na Hote Hum Jo Is Tarha Bettab Na Hote Jo Hum Ruswa Kabhi Shayad Sama Kuch Aur Hi Hota Kaash Hum Tumse Juda Na

Baba saxidas se ek mastmaula ashiq ne

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Na tha kuchch to khuda tha hota

Na Tha Kuchch To Khuda Tha, Kuchch Na Hota To Khuda Hota Duboya Mujhko Hone Ne, Na Hota Main To Kya Hota Huaa Jab

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Kiss qadar anokha hai zabta muhabbat ka

Kiss Qadar Anokha Hai Zabta Muhabbat Ka, Kab Na Janay Hojaye Moujza Muhabbat Ka, Apni Zaat Se bhi Woh Ajnabi Lagta Hai, Jis K

Aik nurse ka mangetar usay bari hasrat

Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se: ‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata to main tumhare ward may admit hota, Tum meri

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

ye masal tasawuf ye tera

*. . .Ye Masa¡L Tasawuf! Ye Tera B¡Yan Ghal¡B, Tujhey Hum Wal¡ Samajty Jo Tu Bada khuwar Na Hota. . .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Labon ko si liya hota agar wasta

Labon ko si liya hota agar wasta na hota Mai bhatak gaya hota agar rasta na hota Beman se hote mere liye jahaan ke

Zindagi to buhat hai mohabat k liye

Zindagi to buhat hai mohabat k liye Rooth kar waqt gawayny ki zarorat kiya hai Rooth jane ki ada hum ko b ati hai

2006 main shops notice likha hota tha

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak” Aur 2011 Ke Notice Main, “Udhar Band Hai Judge

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota ha Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota ha Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur ha

Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna . Cream wale Biscuits main Cream hoti hai . lekin Tiger Biscuits main Tiger nahi hota

Koi dekhy to hamari bebasi dost hum

koi dekhy to hamari bebasi dost hum sabhi k ho jate hai par koi hamara nahi hota

Agar main badshah hota too qanoon myuhabat

agar main badshah hota too qanoon myuhabat ke bna diata FARAZ doo dilon ki juda karni walo ko sazai mout diata AJNABE Z

Buhat hi muddat kai baad kul jub

Buhat hi Muddat kai baad kul jub kitaab-e-maazi ko main nai khola buhat sai chehrey nazar main utray buhat sai naamoan pai dil paseeja

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns Sirf friend kehnay

Chorr bhi do qissae december ko

chorr bhi do,, Qissa.e. December ko,, % % Hum Hijar k maron ka,,, to har rooz DECEMBER hota hai

Muhabbat haar k jeena buhat dushwar hota

Muhabbat Haar K Jeena Buhat Dushwar Hota Hai . ..!! ‘Sagar?’ Usay Bs Itna Bata Dayna Bharam Tora Ni Kartay….!

Taaluq toot jaye ga mera sare zamane

Taaluq toot jaye ga mera sare zamane se mere apne khafa honge tumhe apna banane se tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskeen milti ha

Rooth jane ki aada hum ko bhi

ROOTH JANE KI AADA HUM KO BHI AATI HAI.KAASH KOI HOTA HUM KO BHI MANANE WALA.

Hota hai apni ankh ka ansoo bhi

Hota hai apni ankh ka ansoo bhi bewafa JAMALI WO bhi nikalta hai tou kisi aur ki khatir

Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein Her nazar ka milna

Kesi ka yad krnay sy safr e zindage

Kesi ka yad krnay sy safr-e- zindage kat to jati hi , FARAZ Magr apno ka yon bhula daina qayamat sy km nahi hota.

Zindagi to bohat kam hai mohabbat k

Zindagi to bohat kam hai mohabbat k lie, Rooth kr waqt gawane ki zarorat kia hai, Rooth jane ki ada hum ko bhi ati

happy slow

/ ‘ / , / ‘ / , / ‘/ , / ,HaPpY , / , / , / / /slow slow/ / /

Allah tala ka farman hai ae

Allah Tala Ka Farman Hai, Ae Habib (S.A.W.W) Agar MUJHE, TERI Ummat Ko Dozakh Main Jalaana Hota To Unhen RAMZAN Jesi Naimat Ataa Nahi

Na umeedin kisi se rakhtey to acha

Na Umeedin Kisi se Rakhtey To Acha Hota Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota $abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney

Yun to koi be tanha nahin hota

Yun To Koi Be Tanha Nahin Hota, Chaa Kar Kissi Sei Juda Nahi Hota, Mohabbat Ko Majburiyaan Hee Lei Dubti Hein’ Warna Koi Khushi

Mere mayar ko samhjne k liye bus

Mere mayar ko samhjne k liye bus itna he kafi ha.. ‘faraz’ Mai uska hargez nahi hota jo har kese ka hojaye….

Guloon ko b nahi aya abi tk

Guloon ko b nahi aya abi tk us trah khilna, Subah jis trah wo neend se bedaar hota hai.

Kyun tatti krti hai lende pe tu

Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai, Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai. Ik Bat Muje Btla De Tu, Us Qabaz Se Kyun Nai Drti Hai,

Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pani chor

Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pani chor jata hy Ksi raste se ghum guzre nishani chor jata hy Hmhari guftguon se b wo qayil

Aj tu besabab udass hai jii ishq

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us ki nishani ye hai. kisi koney mai hoga hath

Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Tarap k dekho kisi ki chahat mein

Tarap k dekho kisi ki chahat mein. to pta chale k intzar kya hota hai, yunhi mil jaye agr koi bina tarpay to kaise

Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab

Teacher, Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai? A Girl, Jab Bacha paida hota hai. A Boy , No Miss, is Behan ki

Zara jo door jaty ho tab ehsas

Zara jo door jaty ho, Tab ehsas hota hai, K baqi kuch nhi rehta Mere jevan k angan main Meri khushion k daman main

Wa bi saume ghadin nawaetu min shahre

‘Wa bi saume GHADIN nawaetu min shahre ramzan’ Note:roze main niyat ki dua na Rasool(S.A.W) se sabit hai aur na hi Kisi Sahabi Se

Mayoos wo hota hai jo allah pe

‘MAYOOS’ Wo Hota Hai Jo ‘ALLAH’ Pe ‘Yaqeen’ Nhi Rkhta. AUR’MEHROOM’ Wo Hota Hai Jo ‘ALLAH’ Ka Shukar Ada Nahi Krta. ‘ JUMA MUBARAK’

Tumhari yad ati hai to hum ansu

Tumhari Yad Ati Hai To Hum Ansu Bhatay Hain, Guzaray Thy Kabhi Jo Sath Din Wo Yaad Atay Hain, Isi Umeed Pe Hum Ne

Q1 agar mohabat bazar main bikti to

Q1: Agar MOHABAT Bazar Main Bikti To Aap Kitni Bar Kharidte? Ans: Q2: PHOOL Songny K Liye TorA Jata Hy Lekin DIL Kis Liye

Nigahain rasta dekhain tumhara lout ao na

Nigahain Rasta Dekhain ‘TUMHARA’ Lout Ao Na, Tumhara Bin Nhi Hota ‘GUZARA’ Lout Ao Na, Bichar K Jaan ‘TUJH’ Sa Zindgi Pal Pal Trapti

Eik masoom takaddus me bhigoya huwa lams

Eik Masoom Takaddus Me Bhigoya Huwa Lams, Kitna Pakiza Hay Ehsas Me Dhoya Huwa Lams. Ye Tere Jism Ki Khushbu Ka Sonehra Ehsas, Jis

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein

Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha

(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar

Kab nikalta hy kohi dil me bas

Kab nikalta hy kohi dil me bas jany k bad, Dard kitna hota hy bichar jany k bad, jo pas hota hy us ki

Tu pass hota sath tera iss

tu pass hota tu sath hota tera iss pyar mein tera iss taqrar mein tera iss izhar mein tera iss inkarr mein teri subha-o-sham

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan” Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain Khush hoti hain Or Sochti hain, Kash…. . .

Bewafa nai hota koi piyar mein

Bewafa Nai Hota Koi Piyar Mein ‘SHEHZAD’ Jisay Khud Se Barh K Chaho Wo Rulata Zaroor Hai

Kon kehta hai k safeed rang main

Kon kehta hai k safeed Rang main wafa hoti hai, Agar Safeed Rang mai Wafa hoti to namak Zakhmon ki Dawa hota…

Dard o gham bhi aziz hain hum ko pyar

Dard-o-Gham bhi aziz hain hum ko, Pyar hota nahin sazaa ki tarah, Tum per jaan di tou soch ker yeh di, Lain ge na

Chale tu kadamdam jo saath mery to

Chale tu kadamdam jo saath mery To tery saath se pyar ho jaye Thamey jo pyar se haath mera To apne haath se pyar

Hamari jaan jaye ge to jaan jao

Hamari Jaan  jaye ge to jaan jao gay FARAZ   ke hassil kuch nai hota kisi ko Azmanay ke sy…..

Ae allah main tuj se dua sirf

Ae Allah main tuj se DUA sirf is liye mangta hoon k tera hukm hai warna main kon hota hon tuje mushwara dene wala

Life men 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Life men 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna. . . Cream wale biscuits men cream hoti hai. . Lekin… Tiger biscuits men tiger nahi hota..:-D

Udaas shamon mai lot kr wo aana

Udaas Shamon mai lot kr wo aana bhol jata tha, kar ka khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha, Inhi khaslaton ne udki mujhe badnam

Masroof rehty din raat daharki waly karte

Masroof Rehty Din Raat Daharki WALY Karte Hai Raaj Dilo Par Daharki WALY Betabi-e-Dil Ka Andaza Ksi Aur Ko Hota Nahi Samjhte Hai Dilo

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki chahat ko thukraya nahi kartey k un betey dino ko bhulna acha nahi hota k un say

Toota ho dil to dard hota hai

Toota ho Dil to Dard Hota Hai, Kar k Mohbbat kisi se ye Dil Rota Hai, Dard ka Ehsas to Tab Hota Hai, Jab

Kash main teray haseen hath ka kangan

KASH MAIN TERAY HASEEN HATH KA KANGAN HOTA TOO BARAY PIYAR SAY,CHAO SAY,MAAN KAY SAATH APNI NAZUK SI KALAI MAIN CHARHATI MUJH KO AUR

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai sub

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain… Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain Sub asal roop chhupate hain… Ikhlaq se

Aaghaaz to hota hai anjaam nahi jab

Aaghaaz To Hota Hai Anjaam Nahi Hota Jab Merii Kahaanii Men Vo Naam Nahiin Hotaa Jab Zulf Kii Kaalikh Men Ghul Jaaye Ko’ii Raahii

Intersting game agar mein ap say

Intersting Game! Agar mein Ap say aisa gift maangun jo meray naam k 1st word say start hota ho to Ap kia dain gay…?

Hadis e pak khana kha k

‘HADIS E PAK’ ‘Khana Kha K Shukar Ada Karney Waley Ka Darja, Sabar Karney Waley Rozedaar K Barabr Hota Hai (Tirmizi)

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki pehchan

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar Asli SMS Ki Pehchan Hmara Hr SMS Anokha Or [email protected] K Meyar Mutabiq Hota Hy Purany Ghish Pity Or Bazari SMS

Mera sajan geya pardes waha se nahi

Mera Sajan Geya Pardes Waha Se Nahi K Koe Mail Teri Yaad Satate Hae Mera Sajan Geya Pardes Uss K Betri Hote Hae Akse

Mil h jaen gay yahan hum ko

..’miL h¡ jaEn gaY yaHan hUm kO bhi kuCh lOg apnY… . . . ..’sheHar ka sHehar tO beWafa nahin hOta’.:

Mil hi jayein ge hum ko bhi

mil hi jayein ge hum ko bhi khuch log MOHSIN’ shehar ka shehar to bewafa nahi hota…..’

Shakh py betha parinda ki kamzori ya

Shakh py betha parinda Shakh ki kamzori ya usky jholny sy nhi darta. Kyu k usko shakh pr nhi apny paron py Aitmad hota

Jo aansu na hote aankho me

Jo ‘AANSU’ na hote ‘AANKHO’ me to ‘AANKHEN’ itni ‘KHUBSURAT’ na hoti jo ‘DARD’ na hota ‘DIL’mein To ‘KHUSHI’ ki ‘KEEMAT’ pata na hoti

Jo ansu na hoty ankho me

Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, To ankhin itne khobsurat na hote, Jo dard na hota dil me, To khoshi ki kimat pata na

Aaj ka pyaar man ki aasha

Aaj Ka Pyaar Man ki aasha Tan ka pyaar Ishq hai ek vyapaar Sauda hota hai Anmol rishton ka Kisi ki chahat ka Kisi

Shan e usman ghani frman e mustafa alaihissalam har nabi

/*SHAN-E-USMAN GHANI* Frman-e-MUSTAFA AlaihisSalam: Har NABI Ka Koi SAATHI Hota Hy Mery SAATHI Yani JANNAT Me USMAN Hain (Mishkaat Hadees,5801)

Namaz e mohbat mukamal do he dano par

~*~NAMAZ-E-MOHBAT~*~ Mukamal Do He Dano Par …Ye Tasbeeh-e-Mohbat Ha, Jo aye Teesra Dana Dori Toot Jati Ha, Muqurar Waqt Hota Ha, Mohbat Ki Namazon

Tum jo hote tu hamien kitna sahara

Tum jo hote tu hamien kitna sahara hota Hum ne auroun ko na youn dukh mein pokara hota Jitni siddat se main wabasta tha

Computerize sheyri kal jab milay to

Computerize sheyri kal jab milay to dil main howa 1 sound or aj milay to kahtay ho your file not found jo mudat say

Agar hota yaqeen k tu milny aye

Agar Hota Yaqeen k Tu Milny aye ga Khawab Mein ‘wafa ki Qasam’ Ankhoon Mein Hum Gulaab Ki Pattiyan Saja K Sottay..!

Roze k dunyavi faide roza jismani

Roze K Dunyavi Faide. Roza Jismani Sehat Ko Barqarar Rakhta Hy Balke Use Barhata Hy. Roza Jismko Mushkilaat Ka Aadi Banata Hy. Roze Se

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Wo bolibesaro pa qahishen bemar rakhti hain

Wo Boli,Besaro Pa Qahishen Bemar Rakhti Hain Mai Bola,Aadmi Andoh Ke Batin Se Nikla Hai Wo Boli,Dor Rahekar Dard Badh Jata Hai Sine Me

Na neend arahi hai na sukoon hai

Na neend arahi hai, na sukoon hai mera koi, Na palkhain jhuk rahi hai, na chain hai mera koi, Yaad-e-yaar ne kia hai, kaisa

Ab to kisi bhi baat pay aitbaar

Ab To Kisi Bhi Baat Pay, Aitbaar Nahi Hota Hote Hain Bass Samjhote Dilon Ke, Koi Pyar Nahi Hota Kitna Bhi Samjha Leinn Hum,

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota

HASNA HAMARA KISI KO GAWARA NAHI HOTA ,,, HAR MUSAFIR ZINDAGI KA SAHARA NAHI HOTA,,, MILTE TO BOHAT LOG HAIN IS TANHA ZINDAGI MEIN,,

Jis ka rabta allah ke sath ho

‘Jis ka Rabta ‘ALLAH’ ke sath ho wo Naakaam nai hota’ ‘Naakaam wo hota hai jis ke Umeedein duniya walon se waabasta hon’

Dil main sab ka armaan nhi hota

Dil main sab ka armaan nhi hota,, Har koi Dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,, Par jo ek baar Dil main sama jaey,, uSe bhula

Har sardar k naam mein singh

Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala I= insan N= Nahin G= Gadha H= Hai Dedicated

Hum kismat ki lakeero se tum ko

Hum kismat ki lakeero se tum ko chura lete faraz bas ek bar mera hone ka dava kiya hota….!!!

Bheerd mein bhi jab yeh dil tanha

Bheerd mein bhi jab yeh dil tanha hota hai, teri yadoon k meiley saja leyta hai, in ankon se anson bin mosem-e-barsath k baras

Bohat afsos hota hy mujy ya soch

Bohat Afsos hota hy mujy ya soch kr Sameer K to ny mujy tohda hy sishay ki tarah

Bewajah kise se pyar nahi hota

Bewajah Kise Se Pyar Nahi Hota,, Marne Ke Baad Intizar Nahi Hota,, Her Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna Har Insaan Meri Tarah hot,SWEET,Or

Ab to dard sehne ka itna

Ab to dard sehne ka itna aadat ho gya JAMALI K jab dard nahi milta to bhot dard hota hai

Boht roya wo hamaray pass aa k

Boht roya wo hamaray pass aa k jab ehsas howa unhe apni ghalti ka Chup karwa detay hum agr chehray pe kafan na hota..

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain BETIYAN nazuk sa dil rkhti hain masoom c hoti hain BETIYAN Baat baat par roti hain nadan

Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam

Teache : Tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai ? Pathan: Google khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua ? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai

Ali as se bughz bhi hai aur

Ali (A.S) Se Bughz Bhi Hai Aur Haj Ki Khuwahish Bhi Ibadaton Ka Bhi Asool Hota Hai Ali (A.S) Ki Jaye Wiladat Se Inkhiraf

Zong add remix yaar aik baat

Zong ADD remix: Yaar aik baat tu batain? yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya? aur iss say hota hi kya

Bari be chain hasti hai kbi milne chaly

Bari Be-Chain Hasti Hai, Kbi Milne Chaly Aao Mujhe Hr Saans Dasti Hai, Kbi Milne Chaly Aao Koi Lamha Nhi Guzra Tumhari Yaad Se

Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi

Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana, Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana, Chalakte hai sirf aansu

Mumkin jo agr hota hm tm ko

MUMKIN JO AGR HOTA, HM TM KO BHULA DETE, YADOON KO KAFAN DE KR, BE WAQT SULA DETE, TNHAI MA JEE LYTE, TM KO

Pyar deewana hot hai mastna har

pyar deewana hot hai mastna hot hai har hushi say har gham say beghana hota hai shama kehay parwana say paray chala ja meri

Huyi muddat ke ghalib mar gaya par

Huyi Muddat Ke Ghalib Mar Gaya Par Yaad Aata Hai Har Ek Baat Pe Kahna Ke Yun Hota To Kya Hota

Muhabbat kay baad mumkin hay faraz magar

MuHABBat KaY BaAd MuHABBat MuMkiN Hay FaRaz…..!!!! MaGar ToOT Kay CaHna SirF Aik BaaR Hota Hay…….!!!!

Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy

.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL TU JALAL TU* . *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-)

Na dekh kisi ko be hakarat ki

Na dekh kisi ko be hakarat ki nazar se Her aik chehra kisi ka mehboob hota ha.

Her insan mein koi na aieb zarur

Her Insan Mein Koi Na Koi Aieb Zarur Hota Hy Mager Aqalmand Apny Aieb ko Khud Dekhta Hy Jb k Bewakuf k Aieb Dunya

Khawaish hi nahi alfaaz ki chahat

Khawaish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki, Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki, Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota, Door Se Khabar Hai

Agar dard e muhabbat se na insaan aashnaa hota

Agar Dard-E-Muhabbat Se Na Insaan Aashnaa Hota Ana Marne Kaa Mazaa Hotaa, Na Jine Kaa Mazaa Hotaa Hazaaron Jaan Dete Hain Buton Ki Bevafaai

Woh kehta hai mohabbat sada milna nhi

woh kehta hai mohabbat sada milna nhi hota main kehti hoon, mere hotay bichrne ki na socho woh kehta hai jo mango mein apni

Tumharay khwab k jeisa nahi hoon

Tumharay khwab k jeisa nahi hoon Kami yeh hai k shehzada nahi hoon Yeh pehlee baar aeisa horaha hai Tumhay soocha hai or Roya

Sard raat tumhara intzaar aur nind ka

Sard raat, tumhara intzaar, aur nind ka bojh, main muhabbat na karta, to kab ka so chuka hota.

Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa

Lady to Doctor: Sex k Liye konsa time best hai? Dr: Dopaher 2 bajay se 3 bajay tak Lady: Wo kyun? Dr: Patients Nahi

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota gulshan

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota Bypass pr ishara na hota Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota Pace

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota

ya rub gham e hijran me

*’* Ya rub gham e hijran me, etna to kia hota, Jo hath, ik ishq ka gham aaft, aur es py ye dil, ya

Selaab dekhta hoon tou hota hai ye

Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Hota Hai Ye Gumaan Paani Phirta Hai Talash-E-Hussain Main

suno abhi tum ishq

;-:”: Suno :”:-; Abhi tum ishq mat karna Abhi mitti se khelo tum Tumhari umar hi kya he Abhi masoom bache ho Nahi maloom

Kitab e hasti k sar e warq pay jo naam e ahmed

Kitab-E-Hasti k Sar-E-Warq pay jo Naam-E-AHMED raqam na hota. Wajood-E-Hasti ubhar na sakti, Wajood-E-Loh-O-Qalm na hota. Zameen na hoti falak na hota, Arab na

1 rupia lakh nhi hota magar phir

1 Rupia 1 Lakh nhi hota! Magar phir b 1 Rupia 1 Lakh se nikal jaye to wo b 1 Lakh nhi rehta! Aap

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

Loaut aao kuch yadien dil

!!!!!Loaut Aao!!!!! ~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~*~*~*~ kuch Yadien Dil per jam jati hain jinhy na Barish ka pani mita sakta hai Na hi uonhy hawa ka zoor

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye

Sach hai ke wo muhabbat karta bahut

Sach Hai Ke Wo Muhabbat Karta Hai Bahut Tabhi Har Bat Pewo Mujhse Larta Hai Bahut Pyaar Ke Dino Mein Tanhai Ka Nahi Hota

Teri nafraton ko pyar ki khubu bna

teri nafraton ko pyar ki khubu bna deta mere bs me agr hota tjhy urdu sikha dyta

Majboori kya thi unhone batayi to hoti

Majboori kya thi unhone batayi to hoti, judai ki wajah kabhi sunayi to hoti, apni jaan bhi tohfe me de-dete apko, meri maut ki

Duniya main kabhi achay insan ki talash

DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA. . . . KYUN K . . . . . . . . .