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ho-raha SMS Messages

Husbandjan de do bohat mood ho raha

Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He. Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi. Husband:Aajao Na Please. Wife:Kaha Na Nahi. Child: Papa Muth Mar Kay So Jao

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta

jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah janta hai yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Dua e zehra sa sms center izat ki

‘DUA-E-ZEHRA s.a’ SMS center ‘Izat Ki Maot Zillat Ki Zindagi Se Behtar Hy.’ HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN (A.S) (Manaqib-e-Aal-e-Abi Talib (A.S), Vol#4, Pg#68) ‘Kia Tum

Wohi rabb hai jo subha neend

WOHI RABB HAI jo Subha neend se JAGATA HAI! us insan ko jo sara din ALLAH ki na farmaniyan karta hay, Kabhi Nach, kabhi

1 baar langar takseem ho raha ta

1 Baar Langar Takseem Ho Raha Ta. 1 Shakhs Ne 2 Admiyon Ka Khana Manga Jab Us Se Sawal Kiya Giya K 2 Admiyon

Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9

Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy, 9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar kaha k Mohalley Me Jo kuch ho raha ha

Jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa

jo bhii buraa bhalaa hai allaah jaanataa hai bande ke dil me.n kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai ye farsh-o-arsh kyaa hai allaah jaanataa hai

Angushtari hai deen ki nageena hussain as

Angushtari Hai Deen Ki Nageena Hussain (A.S) Ka Kheraat Mein Bhi Dekh Qareena Hussain (A.S) Ka Suraj Pe Soch Chand Sitaron Pe Ghuroor Kar

Jo log dil ma allah ka khouf

Jo Log Dil Ma ALLAH Ka Khouf Nhi Rakhtay Phir ALLAH Un K Dil Ma Us Cheez Ka Khouf Paida Farma Deta Hai Jisay

Guriya zamany bhar ko tanha kar rahy

GurIyA ZamaNy Bhar Ko Tanha Kar Rahy Ho, Jisay Daikho Tumhara Ho Raha Hy.

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Bicharnay waalay tujhay khabber hai k

Bicharnay Waalay! Tujhay Khabber Hai? K Tairay Jaanay se Maira Jeevan Hazaar KhanooN main Batt Gaya Hai! Tujhay Khabber Hai Bicharnay Waalay! K Mairi

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Meri chahtoon pe shikway tere rabtoon mai

Meri chahtoon pe shikway, tere rabtoon mai waqfay..! Haan yehi nishaniyan hain k tu door ho raha hai..

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

Ye mojza b muhabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhe

Ye mojza b muhabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhe, K sung tujh pe giray or zakham aye mujhe. Main apnay paon talay rondata hoon saye ko,

Mere computer ka 3d card ho gya

Mere computer ka 3d card ho gya hai kharab Yeh naqsaan muj se nahi ho raha bardasht Abi saal pahle he tu kharcha tha

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain? Shadi hui? Kitnay bache hen? Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Kuch ajeeb faaslo ka janam ho raha

Kuch Ajeeb Faaslo Ka Janam Ho Raha Hai, Naseeb Mera Jaag Kar Bhi So Raha Hai, Kese Keh Doon Toota Dil Dharakta Nahin, Jab

Ye zalzaley yoon hi besabab nahi aatay

Ye zalzaley yoon hi besabab nahi aatay FARAZ..! Zaroor kaheen par pashto dance ho raha hai :-)@

Abhi toa zulam ka qisa tumam hona

Abhi Toa Zulam Ka Qisa Tumam Hona Hai Hussainiyat (A.S) Ko Abhi Gaam Gaam Hona Hai Jo Ho Raha Hai Sitam Us Ki Sham

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se: Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha Dulha: Lao isay

Pani main akas dekh k kush ho

Pani main Akas dekh k kush ho raha tha main., mOhs!N Pathar kisi ne Phainka to Manzar badal gaya.

Salam dawat e islami ke zere ahtimam 26 10 2010

Salam Dawat-e-islami ke zere ahtimam 26-10-2010 Tuesday zimedaran ke liye 41din ka madani qafla course aur degar islami bahiu ke liye 63din ka madani

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Kuch ajeeb faslon ka janam ho raha

Kuch ajeeb faslon ka janam ho raha hai, Naseeb mera jaag kar bhi soo raha hai, Kaise keh doon tuta dil dharakta nahi, jab

Woh hata rahe hain parda sar e aam

Woh hata rahe hain Parda, Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke, Koi qatal ho raha hai, Dar-e-baam Chupke Chupke, Ye jhuki jhuki Nigahein, Ye haseen haseen Ishare,

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sakht sardi k

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho

Meri chahton pe shikway tere raabton ma

Meri chahton pe shikway, Tere raabton ma waqfay, Haan yehi nishaanian hain, Ke tu door ho raha hai …!!!

Allah taala farmate hainaye bande jo huawoh

ALLAH TA’ALA Farmate Hain…Aye Bande Jo Hua….Woh Acha Hua… Jo Ho Raha Hai…Acha Ho Raha Hai…Jo Hoga Wo Bhi Acha Hoga..Tera Kia Gya Jo

Teri laash ko main asghar dafnaou ab

Teri laash ko main Asghar dafnaou ab kahan. Dhoonday gay tujh ko naizay chaaron taraf yahan. 1) Jhoolay main ho raha hay, kyun bay

Meri chahton pay shikwayteray rabton main waqfay

Meri chahton pay shikway,Teray rabton main waqfay Haan yehi nishaniyaan hain,Kay tu door ho raha ha

Salam kia haal hain kiya ho raha

Salam, Kia Haal hain, kiya ho raha hain, yar mujay Mubarak baat do mara Rishtaa Paka ho gaya hain. . . . . .

Husbnd bv se pani pila do

husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna hai kahin se leek to ni ho raha….:P

1 patan ke ankoon ka 0pration howa

1 patan ke ankoon ka 0pration howa lekan fees se bachne k lye kud ko anda zehar kar raha tha doctor ne nars ko

Allah taala farmate hein aiy bande

Allah Ta’ala Farmate hein… Aiy Bande jo Hua… Woh acha… Hua… Jo ho raha Hai… Acha ho raha Hai… Jo hoga woh bhi Acha

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya

Aslam o alaikum ya ali madad kia ha hal

aslam-o-alaikum ya ali madad kia ha hal kasay ha kia ho raha ha ko sms nahi kia bool ghay ha hum ko agar koi

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar

Pathanbhari hui bus me 1 larki se

Pathan_Bhari Hui Bus Me 1 Larki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha! . Larki_Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahy. Pathan_Itne Rush Me Is Se

Walion ki zindagi hy pasina hussain ka

Walion Ki Zindagi Hy Pasina HUSSAIN Ka zulm-o-sitam Ki Mout Hy Jeena HUSSAIN Ka Kehdo yazidion Se K Ab apne Din Giney Aghaaz Ho

Allah taala farmata hai aiy bande

Allah Ta’ala Farmata hai. Aiy Bande jo Hua, Woh acha Hua, Jo ho raha Hai, Acha ho raha Hai, Jo hoga woh bhi Acha

Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello! Kia Haal Hai ? Kia Ho Raha Hai ? Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ? KitNe RoomS HaiN ? Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

Husband lgta hai paros me bakra halal

Husband: Lgta hai Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy.Acha hy aaj Gosht nhi lana parega BV: Tum apnay kaan saaf krwao ‘ALTAF Bhai’

Ye mojaza bhi mohabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhy

Ye Mojaza Bhi Mohabbat Kabhi Dikhaye mujhy, K Sang Tujh Py Giry Or Zakhm Aye Mujhy. Wo Meharban Hai To iQrar Kyn Nahi Krta,

Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia

Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha bhoot sarey sheer(lion)nach rahey heen.kutey sey bardasht nahi huwa

Chorh do mera hath jane mujhe

Chorh Do Mera Hath Jane Do Mujhe Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho Chorh Do Mujhe Mere Qareeb Mat Aao Tumhain Khuda Ka Waasta Mere

Husband jaan dey do bohat mood ho

Husband: Jaan Dey Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha Hai, Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi, Husband:Aajao Na Please, Wife:Kaha Na Nahi, Child: Papa Muth Maar K So

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi, Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi, Pal pal hai guzarta us ki yadon mein, Woh

Karo thanks kal se tabiyat khrab thi

karo ,THANKS Kal se tabiyat khrab thi .ik peer baba ko dekhya,baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos

Aik sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski

Aik Sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski apne dost ko phone karna hai usne land line se phone number dial kiya aur bell bajne

Ek haseen kaneez raja ranjeet singh

Ek Haseen kaneez, . Raja Ranjeet Singh k darbar mai Raqs kr rahi thi, . Ranjeet singh bohat bad surat tha, Raqs k bad

Exams socha na tha classes kabhi

Exams – socha na tha, Classes – kabhi kabhi, Question papers – na tum jano na hum, Copying – yaarana, Maths2 – asambhav, Maths1

Gd mrig aaj subah ka nashta meri

\GØØD// \MØRÑIÑG// Aaj Subah ka NASHTA meri traf se…@ Chaie ; ; c(”’) ”” Anda ,+””+ ‘~~~” paratha is plate ma hy ,_________, ‘======’

Tabdeeli allah ki taraf se hai

TABDEELI ALLAH KI TARAF SE HAI.. AE Bande jo Hua.. Woh acha Hua.. Jo ho raha Hai.. Acha ho raha Hai. Jo hoga woh

A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch

Aik pathan barf ka tukra hath mein

Aik pathan barf ka Tukra hath mein pakar k Ghor se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne pucha: Kia dekh rahe ho? Pathan: Mein dekh

gd mrning 0 000 lo

.–,!”’GøøD””!/ – ,! mørning !’-0-0”””0’0′-‘ Lo g Apna GØØD MØRN¡NG jaldi se utaro .. Truck late ho raha hai baqi friends ko bhi wish

Kal se tabiat kharab thi ek

Kal Se Tabiat Kharab Thi . Ek Peer Baba Ko Dikhaya . . Baba Ne Kaha Tum Pr kanjosi Ka Saya Ha . Kisi

Kya ho raha hy insan k

kya ho raha hy insan k sath mar raha insan hi insan k hath mere quran ki galte they moJhe bta do musalman ki

Wo kesa or kaha hoga jiska har

wo kesa or kaha hoga.. jiska har pal mera hoga,, wo pal kitna khusnuma hoga jab mujhe dekh raha hoga… wo kesa or kaha

Tabiyat theek nahi thi eik baba ko

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Eik BABA ko dikhaya. BABA ne kaha tum per CHURAIL ka saya hai,Kisi BHOOT ko msg karo theek ho jao

Dulhan aaa drd ho rha hai aaram

Dulhan: aaa Drd ho rha hai Aaram se, Dulha: kuchh nahi hoga bs tum 10 tk Gino men Nikaal longa, Dulhan:1,2, aaa 3,4,5 ufff

Na dikhaao chalte youn qadam pe shokhi

Na Dikhaao Chalte Chalte Youn Qadam Qadam Pe Shokhi Koi Qatl Ho Raha Hai Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke Kabhi Shokhiyaan Dikhana Kabhi Unka Muskurana Yeh

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi

Bohat Hoon Udaas Woh Jo Pas Nahi Us Ke Wapis Aany Ki Koi Aas Nahi Pal Pal Hai Guzarta Us Ki Yaadon Mein Woh

Meri palken bhigo raha hai koi mujh

Meri palkeN bhigo raha hai koi Mujh se naraaz ho raha hai koi Jagne ki hameN saza de kar Narm bistar pe so raha

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi Pal pal hai guzarta us ki yadon mein Woh

Dil me ek shor ho raha hai

Dil me ek shor ho raha hai, bina sms dil bore ho raha hai, kahin aisa tou nahi k ek pyara sa dost mujhse

Aaj afsos ho raha ha hal e zindagi par

Aaj afsos ho raha ha Hal-e-Zindagi par… ‘WASI’ Kash kabi kisi k sath had sy zyada muhabat na ki hoti…. :'(

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai, main ne kaha chup

Saray shehar mein buss ek usi ki

Saray shehar mein buss ek usi ki batain ho rahi hain, . JAN . Us ko keh do k wo bohat aam ho raha

Meri chahaton pe shikwe tere raabaton

Meri chahaton pe shikwe, Tere raabaton me waqfey, Haan yehi nishaniyan hain K Tu door ho raha hy…