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Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne magar apnaa

Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne, magar apnaa nhi paey Bht ankhon ne barish ki, mujhe woh yad jb aaey Bary daway thy hm tm

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta hai, boht gehre samndr ka kinara kon bnta hai.. chalo hum dekhte hain khd ko ab barbad

Dor ho kr b meray kareeb ho

dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho, meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho, Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho, Shahid un main

Taaluq baad main tabdeel ho kr jo

Ta’aluq Baad Main Tabdeel Ho Kr Jo Bhi Reh Jaaye Mohabbat Main Wo Pehla Muskurana Yaad Rehta Hy !!!

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Jis mulk k nojwano mai roza rkhny

Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry ho kr traweh na prh sken;-( *5wqt ki Namaz

Azaan internationl report k mutabiq duniya

‘AZAAN’ Internationl Report k mutabiq duniya me hr waqt goonjne wali aawaz AZAAN hy Indonesia se Fajar ka waqt shuru ho kr Samatra tk

1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi

1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola! . .

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr

Jes match ma hum naumeed ho kr sooo jatay hn ~~~LAiLAA bd ma pak woh match jeet jata ha. pata nae kya chakrr ha

K h u d a wo hai

K H U D A wo hai jo qatrey ko faiz-e-aam kry N A B I wo hai jo khudai ka intzam kry K

Itna to mere haal per ehsan kia

Itna to mere haal per ehsan kia kr, Aankhon se mera dard pehchan lia kr. tu saath de safar men, kuch pal hon tere

Usey itna batadena main us sey dour

Usey Itna Batadena! Main Us sey Dour Ho Kr Bhi Boht Majboor Ho Kr Bhi Dukhoan Se Choor Ho Kr Bhi Usi ko Yaad

Salam ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe 1 bar

Salam Ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe! 1 bar train me ja rahe the . Train raste me statai0n per ruki! Magreb ka wqt ho chuka

Itna to mery haal pr ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mery Haal Pr Ehsaan Kiya Kr, Aankhon Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kr, Kuch Saath Dey Safar men Boht thak Gya Hoon

Logon ky hujom mein hum chehra tumhara

Logon ky hujom mein hum chehra tumhara dhondty han; Be-Jan se he Zindgi bus hum jeny ka sahara dhondty han; Aa mout zra ab

Tu door ho kr b meri rooh

Tu Door Ho kr B Meri Rooh Sy Zyada Kareeb Hy. Dil Toot Jata Hai Yeh Dil Ka Naseeb Hy. Teri Kmi Chah K

Usey itna batadena main us sey dour

Usey Itna Batadena! Main Us sey Dour Ho Kr Bhi Boht Majboor Ho Kr Bhi Dukhoan Se Choor Ho Kr Bhi Usi ko Yaad

Tuje orhon ya tera libas ho jao

Tuje Orhon Ya Tera Libas Ho Jao Tre Rango Main Dal Kr Inekas Ho Jao Ik Rat Jo Mily Muje Teri Zat Se Tu

Koi tum se pooche kon hoon mien

Koi Tum Se Pooche Kon Hoon Mien Tum Keh Dena Koi Khas Nhi Ek Dost Hai Kaccha Paccka Sa Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Saccha

aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami

*** Aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami dekhi *** *** chand ki chandni ma b nami dekhi *** *** udas ho kr lot ay

Usay itna bta dena main us se

USAY ITNA BTA DENA.. Main Us se door ho kr b.. Bohat majboor ho kr b.. Dukhon se choor ho kr b.. Usi ko

Tu zinda ho kr b mere liye

Tu Zinda Ho Kr B Mere Liye Kuch Nahi Kr Sakta ‘Ae Dost’ Main Mar Kar B Tere Liye Biryani Chor Jaun Ga !Bhooke

Sardar ko beti k kamre se cigarette

Sardar Ko Beti K Kamre Se Cigarette mili Wo Preshan Phir SHARAB Ki Botle Mil Wo Preshan Phir 1 Larka MiLa Wo KHush Ho

Jo ehlebeit se ranjish ki bhol krta

Jo Ehlebeit se Ranjish ki Bhol krta hy Karor Sajde kre sb Fazol krta hy ALI a.s ka Nam le jo B Khush ho

Nakaam mohabat pe pashaymani bohat hai

Nakaam mohabat pe pashaymani bohat hai, Ab tk zinda hon ye heraani bohat hai, Mera chehra pyar k qabil nahi mgr, Meri rooh pyar

Pathan ye bakra kitne ka hai

Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitne ka Hai.? Aadmi: 38,000 Ka. Pathan Hairan ho Kr: . . . . . . Touch Screen Wala Hai Kya.?

Mai nafratoun k jahan mai reh kr

Mai nafratoun k jahan mai reh kr, juda kro ga to kia kro ga. ye theek kehtay ho bewafa hon, wafa kro ga to

Abhi kamsin ho rehny do kahin kho

Abhi kamsin ho rehNy do, kahin kho do gy DiL mera… Tumhary he liye rakha Hai, Lay jana jawaan Ho kr…..!

Har roz suraj tulo ho kr jb

Har roz suraj tulo ho kr jb gurob hota hai tu wo ALLAH k pas ja kr sajda krta hai or ijazat talab krta

Aesa khamoshi ka alam chaya tmhary jany

Aesa Khamoshi Ka Alam Chaya Tmhary Jany k Bad_._._._._!! K Ho kr Udas Parindy B Mera Shaher Chor Gaey_._.

Q1 larkiyoon ko heart attack q nahi

Q1, Larkiyoon ko heart attack q nahi hota.? Ans.. Q2, Dulha apne moo pr rumaal Q rakhta hai.? Ans.. Q3, larkiya moo pe hath

Use itna bta dena hm us

Use Itna Bta Dena Hm us se door ho kr b Buhat mjboor ho kr b Dukhon se choor ho kr b Usi ko

judai koi ro kr juda

( ‘JUDAI’) ‘Koi ro kr juda hota hai, Koi hans kr juda hota hai, Lakin juda hone ka gham tab hota hai, Jab koi

Majbor e anaa ho kr paband e wafa hm beth

Majbor-e-anaa ho kr paband-e-wafa ho kr Hm beth gaye aakhir razi ba-raza ho kr Jis rut me wo bichra tha us rut k t’aqub

Husband yaar me apni wife ki wja

Husband: Yaar me apni wife ki wja se dozakh me bheja jaon ga. Qk uski wja se mjhe roz jhoot bolna parta hai. Friend:

Pathan ki beti ko 1 larka pasand

Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya, Pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti. Beti: Q? Pathan: Q k

Pathan ye bkra kitne ka he aadmi

Pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he? Aadmi: 38,000 Ka! Phathan heran ho kr: . . . . . . Touch screen wala hai kya..??

Apny mizaaj sy hum khoob wakif hain

apny mizaaj sy hum khoob wakif hain… ‘Marry’ thoray logon sy miltey hain magar mukhlis ho kr….

Peshawar ki adalat mein ek talak ka

Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy, Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha, Is

Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa

Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya ke . behosh ho gaya. …… Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kr pucha. .. ..

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ‘1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola’lun phudi mangda’2 bar choda3rd time uska lun

Itna to mery haal pr ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mery Haal Pr Ehsaan Kiya Kr… Itna to Mery Haal Pr Ehsaan Kiya Kr, Aankhon Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kr, Kuch

Larkidarzi ki dukan par gayi aur

Larki:darzi ki dukan par gayi aur pucha’ Ji yahan galay miltey hein?’Darzi khara ho kr bola’ Wesay to nahi miltay aap kehti hein to

Ba wazoo ho kr sona nabi saw

ba wazoo ho kr sona nabi s.a.w ki sunnat hay is par amal ki koshish kejey. thanks

1 zoo mein touta 3 zabanye janta

1 zoo mein 1 touta 3 zabanye janta tha, (English, Urdu or Punjabi).. 1 Admi imtahan lene k liye:- Admi:- Who are you..? Touta:-

An intresting question larka ishq mien fail

…….An intresting question………… larka ishq mien fail ho kr shave barha leta hai btao larki ishq mein fail ho kr kya krti hai

Meri 3sri eid hum sab subha

Meri 3sri Eid: Hum sab subha uthey, mama ne sivayyan banai, hum sab Eid ki Namaz parhney Faizan-e-Madina gae, phir waapsi me papa ne

Jb abu lahab mr gya to usk

Jb Abu Lahab mr gya to usk baz ghrwalon ne usy khwab me bury hal me dekha. Pucha kia guzri?Bola tumse juda ho kr

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee sub

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye to Astaghfar parna. Kafi der k bad 1 molvi

december k dinu mei tum

“ DECEMBER “ K dinu mei tum ny muj sy kaha than a K tanha hun mgr phr tumhara sathmeu doga Apne hath meri

1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti

Girl to techr ye pyar kya hota

Girl to techr: ye pyar kya hota ha? Techr, jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bno gi to tumy b 1 pyar krny

Challenge 4 you q1 girls ko

challenge 4 you, Q1, girls ko heart attack kyun nahi hota.? Ans.. Q2, Dulha apne munh pr rumaal Q rakhta hai.? Ans.. Q3, girls

pathan ghar aya to dekha biwi

*. .Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Biwi KaprOn k bagair Leti Hui Hai, Paseena Nikal Raha Hai 0r Sans Phoola Hua Hai Pocha Kya

na marawat muhbt khuloos hy

*’* Na Marawat Na Muhbt Na Khuloos Hy *’* IQBAL *’* *’* Main To Sharminda Hun Is Daor Ka Insan Ho Kr

Jafa o jor ki dunya sanwar di ham ne

Jafa-o-jor ki dunya sanwar di ham ne zahy nasib k hans kr guzar di ham ne kali kali hmen heraniyo se takti he k

1937 india main congress govt

*’* 1937 , INDIA main Congress Govt Bani, Mahatma gandhi ne waziron ko sadgi ki zindagi guzarne ka mashvara dete hwe kaha, Main Ram

Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k aar paar dekh skta hai. Angraiz hairan ho kr

Guzri hoi zindge ko kabhi yad na

Guzri hoi zindge ko kabhi yad na krna, Taqdeer main jo likha he uski faryad na krna, Jo hona he wo ho kr rahy

Some facts think about it ek

SOME FACTS: THINK ABOUT IT!! Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy, Kya tere haath me hathora hy?, Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par, Kaha is ne ye mera

Ye b acha hua k usay paa

ye b acha hua k usay paa na saky frazzzzzzzzzz hmara ho kr agr bichrta to qayamat hoti,

Subha ko baagh me shabnam parti

subha ko baagh me shabnam parti hai faqat is liye! . . k patta patta kare zikar khuda ka ba wuzu ho kr!

Usay itna bata dena usay itna bata

Usay itna bata dena… USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se door ho kr B, Bahut majboor ho kr B, Dukhon se choor ho

Koi tum se pooche kon hoon mien

Koi Tum Se Pooche Kon Hoon Mien Tum Keh Dena Koi Khas Nhi Ek Dost Hai Kaccha Paccka Sa Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Saccha

Apnay mizaj se main khoob waqif

Apnay mizaj se main ! khoob waqif hön MOHSIN’ Thoray logon se milta hun magr mukhlis ho kr. . .

Taaluq baad main tabdeel ho kr jo

Ta’aluq Baad Main Tabdeel Ho Kr Jo Bhi Reh Jaaye Mohabbat Main Wo Pehla Muskurana Yaad Rehta Hy !!!

Koi tum se pooche kon hoon mien

koi tum se pooche kon hoon mien tum keh dena koi khas nhi ek dost hai kaccha paccka sa ek jhoot hai aadha saccha

Waaldain ke faryad aulaad k naam jis

Waaldain ke faryad Aulaad k naam: ‘Jis din tm hamein boorha dekho, sabar karna or hamein samjhanay ke koshish krna… Jab hum khaatay hue

Kabi to aaye ga meri wafaon se

Kabi To Aaye Ga Meri Wafaon Se Shrminda Ho Kr Phir Hum Us Ko Na Milen Ge Zinda Ho Kr Kya Mila Us Ko

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Ahhkya khubsurtiwahkya stylo dressingahhkya personalitywahkya cool hair

AhhKya KhubsurtiWahKya Stylo dressingAhhKya PersonalityWahKya Cool hair style Ye msg main ne SHESHAY(mirror) k samne khare ho kr likha hai.

Mout sy phly b hoti hai aik

Mout sy phly b hoti hai aik mout.. Dekho zara tum juda ho kr kisi say..!!

Februarey k dino me tum ne mjhse

‘FEBRUAREY’ K Dino Me Tum Ne Mjhse Ye Kaha Tha Na… K Tanha Hoon Mgr Phr B Tumhara Sath Me Doon Ga… Apne Hath

Aik shaikh bus me sfr kr raha

Aik Shaikh bus me sfr kr raha tha, Achanak bus be’qabu ho kr drya me ja giri, Hr koi apni zindgi bachany k liye

Faqatangdasti or bemari k asbab 1 mehman

FAQA,TANGDASTI or BEMARI K ASBAB 1-Mehman ko haqarat se dehkna 2-Quran pak ko be wozo hat lagana 3-Bagair BISMILLAH parhe khana khana 3-Jotay pehan

Mola ali asw ni farmya ay

Mola Ali asw ni farmya Ay Salman! Hmari Mayat mar kr b nhi mrti or Hmra Maqtool Qatal ho kr b Qatal nhi hota,or