Advertisement

ho-jati SMS Messages

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father: i dont like u boy: why? Father: i am

Ya rab gam e hijran mein itna to kiya

Ya rab! gam-e-hijran mein itna to kiya hota jo hath jigar pe hai wo dast-e-dua hota ik ishq ka gham aafat aur us pe

Hal pouchany say kon sa hal behtar

Hal pouchany say kon SA hal behtar ho jata hai. Tasali dil ho jati hai k koi apna b hai

Reply must jawab dana zaror q1 wo

Reply must jawab dana zaror Q.1 Wo kon si masjid thi jo ALLAH ko bhi pasand nahi thi,aur ALLAH ne us ko jalany ka

Dil se rotay hain mohabbat ki aag

Dil Se Rotay Hain MohaBBat Ki Aag Mai Log .. Fatah Ho Jati Zindgi Agr Itne Aansu Ebadat Mai Baha Detay ..!!!

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

”Wo Rooth Jata Hai Aksar Shikwa Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Bhi To Seh Jatey Hain Shikayat Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Sochte Rahey Mohabbat Be-Loos Hoti Hai,,,

Bina chot khaye ehsaas nahi hota har

Bina chot khaye ehsaas nahi hota, Har koi duniya me khaas nahi hota, Magar jiski arzu dil se ho jati hai, Wo hi shakhs

Kehtay hain larki k hath main barkat

Kehtay Hain Larki K Hath Main Barkat Hoti Hai. Bilkul Sahi Hai. Kyon K 3 Inch Ki Cheez Hath Main Do To 9 Inch

Taiz zor dar paad marne se dil

‘Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar

Education related songs school ye dunya

=Education Related Songs= *SCHOOL- Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nhi.. *TUTION- idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.. *MATHS-

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib 0 garib makhloq k

Dosto aaJ hum 1 aJib-0-Garib makhloQ k bare me parheNGe, Is Jandar ka nam haiGIRLFRIEND, G hanGIRLFRNDYe aksar Boyfrnd k 7 pai Jati hai,

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hunsa de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

Pathan to molvi kya wazu kiye bina

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban se chaat lia jaye to Romal kharidne ki zarort khatam ho jati hai ZUBIDA AAPA K TOTKE 😉

Aaj dekh ke aaine me insan khudse

AAJ DEKH KE AAINE ME INSAN, KHUDSE NAZRE BHI NA MILA PATA HAI, ARE!! PHIR BHUL GAYA ME YE KE AB TO PAISON SE

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam

‘Dost’ ka Pyar kisi dua se kam nahi hota. ‘Wo’ chahe door bhi ho to ghum nahi hota. ‘Pyar’ me aksar dosti kam ho

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik hi Chez Common hai.. Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal

Beautiful thoughts agr ghalat fehmiyan door

*~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~* ¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan door na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hen ¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib

Anjan tu is ghum se reh nahi

ANJAN TU IS GHUM SE REH NAHI SAKTA. KOI ZABAT KARTA HAI TO KOI SEH NAHI SAKTA. MUHBAT TO HAR DIL KO HO JATI

Mujhe us jagah se bi buhut muhbt

Mujhe Us Jagah Se Bi Buhut Muhbt Ho Jati hy GuriyA . . . . . / Jahan Beth Kar Ek Bar Tujhe Soch

Haal pochnay say kon sa haal theek

‘Haal pochnay say kon sa haal theek ho jata hay ……….(Dost)………. Tasali-e-dil ho jati hay k koi hamara b hay’

Gunah ka moqa na milna b naimaton

‘Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimato’n Me Se Ek Naimat Hy. ‘ Pareshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Paida Hoti Hy. ‘ Behtreen

Ye naya injection khaas un

Ye Naya Injection —(‘_’_’_’_’_’]==() Khaas Un K Liye Jo MSG Nhi Karte Isko Lagate Hi Sari KANJUSI Door Ho Jati Hai Jab Asar Karne

Aaj news paper mein perha hai k

Aaj news paper mein perha hai k Dost’n ko sms kerne se Dil ki bemari ho jati hai.. So aaj se band.. . .

zalim ki hukumt us mot sy

*. .Zalim ki hUkUmt Us ki mOt Sy Khtam hO Jati hai, Jb k ShahedOn ki hUkUmt Shahadt k bad ShUrU hOti hai. .

Mohabto k sawal jhote jawab ahwal

Mohabto k sawal jhote jawab jhote ahwal jhote yaha mohbto ki okat kia hai? Her nazar mai hazar chehre her dil ko mile beshumar

Mery lafzon ki pehchaan agaar kar leta

Mery lafzon ki pehchaan agaar kar leta wo ‘mohsin’ Usey mujh se nahi khud se mohabat ho jati

Kitni veeran si ho jati hai dil

‘kitni veeran si ho jati hai dil ki basti ali jab gum sum re rehne lagte hai toot k chahny wle,,,,,’

Pathan molvi sahb kia wazoo k beghair

PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN:

Kuch khwab thay meri ankhon main tujhay

kuch khwab thay meri ankhon main tujhay pa lenay ki chahat thi, chand lafzon me hi kehta hon mujhay tum sy bohot muhabat thi,

Dil say rotay hain mohabbat ki aag

Dil say Rotay Hain Mohabbat ki Aag main Hum,, :::.Imran.::: Fatah ho Jati Zindagi Agar itne Aanso Ibadat main baha detyay…

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Achay logon ki sohbat say bhalai hath

Achay logon ki sohbat say bhalai hath aati hey jaisey hawa jab khushbudar cheez k pas se guzary tu khushbudar ho jati hey (HZRAT.ALI

Jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri

jab bhi milta hun tujhse meri jindagi udas ho jati hai. meri har dhadhkan khamosh ho jati hai. teri surmai ankho ki kasam, meri

Mohabat wo jazba hai jo kisi waja

mohabat wo jazba hai jo kisi waja sy ya kisi maqsaq k liy ni ni hoti laikin jb yeh ho jati hai tu jeeny

Yaad aatey ho to jati hain nam

Yaad Aatey Ho To Ho jati Hain nam Aankhen ..’mOHSin’.. Kya Tasawur Mein B Staney ki Qasam khai Hai.

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita wo Faraz…. Usy muj say nahi khud say muhabat ho jati… !!!

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

Jaha roti mazdoor ki tankhuwaah se mehngi

Jaha Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhuwaah Se Mehngi Ho Jaye Waha 2 Do Cheezien Sasti (cheep) ho jati hai 1-Aurat Ki izzat 2- Mard Ki

Door hai sahi par kinara to timtimata

Door Hai Sahi Par Kinara To Hai Timtimata Hi Sahi Sitara To Hai Ho Jati Hai Tumhari Yaad Se Hi Tasalli Tinka Hi Sahi

Aap ko bohat eid mubarak heraan

Aap ko bohat bohat *EID MUBARAK* heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai…!!!

Mera sawan bhi tm homeri pyas ho

mera sawan bhi tm ho,meri pyas bhi tm ho sehra ki bahon main chupi ass bhi tm ho tm youn to boht dor boht

Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi

*Bichray hue logon pe taras khao kisi din, Aisa ho jaye k na yad aao kisi din, Sawan k bina jaisay ho jati hai

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

1 aadmi jab b kapray dohta tha

1 aadmi jab b kapray dohta tha , bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. 1 din bohat dhup nikli, us nay shukar

Yad aate ho tu jati hain ye

Yad Aate Ho Tu Ho Jati Hain Ye Ankhen Num…. Kia Tasawwur Main Bhi Rulane Ki Qasam Khayi Hai….

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

Agar woh pyar kar leta mera

Agar Woh Pyar Kar Leta Mera Daman Pakar Leta Toa Jeewan Mein Faqat Us Se Mohabbat Farz Ho Jati Mohabbat Qarz Ho Jati Magar

Zindagi na umeed ho jatibut parasti jadeed jatisar na

Zindagi na-umeed ho jati,But-parasti jadeed ho jati;Sar na detay Hussain ( a.s) ibn-e-Ali (a.s) agar,Sari dunia Yazeed ho jati.

Aaql allah ki aik nemat hai jo

Aaql Allah ki Aik Nemat Hai Jo Taleem Aur Tajurbay Say Zyada Hoti Hai, AUR Jab Aql Barhti Hai To Ghuftagoo Mukhtasar ho jati

4 sahee bukhari ki 1 sahee hadees

4, Sahee Bukhari ki 1 sahee hadees MASHKAT me “BAB ASBAT AAZABIL QABR” me he k “QABR KA AZAB INSANO OR JINO K ILAWA

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez dhup nikley huwi the to patan ney shukar keya

Rab ne agar ye rishta banaya na

Rab Ne Agar Ye Rishta Banaya Na Hota, Ek Dost Ko Duje Se Milaya Na Hota, Zindagi Ho Jati Bejaan Agar, Maine Tere Jaisa

Rooh tak nilaam ho jati hai bazar e ishq

‘Rooh Tak Nilaam Ho Jati Hai Bazar-e-Ishq Mein, ‘N~B’ Itna Aasan Nahin Hota Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Wazeefa baraye qaza namaz aik aalim

Wazeefa baraye Qaza Namaz: Aik aalim se aik shakhs ne sawaal kia: ‘Mujh se namazain bohat qaza ho jati hain, koi aisa WAZEEFA bata

Zindagi k safar main gardishon ki dhuop

Zindagi K Safar Main Gardishon Ki Dhuop Main Jab Koi Saya Nahin Milta To Yad Ati Hai Maan – Piyaar Kehtey Hain Kisey Our

Mere lofzon ki pahchan agar wo kar

Mere Lofzon ki Pahchan agar wo kar leta.. ..N2S… usay mujh se nai khod se mohabat ho jati..?

Pal main doori ho jati hai

”Pal main doori ho jati hai, Zaat adhoori ho jati hai, Pehlay to hoti hai chahat, Phir majboori ho jati hai, Tanhai jab bol

Assalam o alekum jahan roti mazdoor ki tankhawa

Assalam-o-Alekum. Jahan Roti Mazdoor ki Tankhawa Se Mehangi Ho Jaye Wahan 2 Cheezain Sasti Ho Jati Hain **ORAT KI IZZAT** **MARD KI GAIRAT** HAZRAT

E i d mubarak is mai

~E I D~ ~MUBARAK~”=*=” is mai preshani wali kya baat hy? . . . . . ‘Mera’ SMS JisKo Mil Jata Hy Samjho Uski

Yaad atey ho toh ho jati hain

Yaad Atey Ho, Toh Ho jati HAin Nam AAnkhein, Kya Tasawur Mein Bhi Satany KI Qasam Khai Hai…?

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy. ye 24 ghante active rehta hy. ye pedaish se le kar is waqt tak kam krta

Kisi ki bewafai bais e herat nahin hoti zara

Kisi ki bewafai bais-e-herat nahiN hoti Zara sa dil to dukhta he magar shidat nahiN hoti Bohat khud ko jalata hooN ye barsoN ki

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

Wo rooth jata hai aksar Shikwa kiye baghair, Hum bhi to seh jate hain Shikayat kiye baghair, Hum sochte rhe muhabbat be-los hoti hai,

Mohabbat karo to milne ki justojoo mat

Mohabbat Karo To Milne Ki Justojoo Mat Rakhna…! !’..dost..’! ‘ Mohabbat Khatam Ho Jati Hai 2 Jissmon Ke Mil Jane say…

Punjabi sey pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi sey Pathan: Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski Tu Ho Jati Hy, Magar Jo

Azaan internationl report k mutabiq duniya

‘AZAAN’ Internationl Report k mutabiq duniya me hr waqt goonjne wali aawaz AZAAN hy Indonesia se Fajar ka waqt shuru ho kr Samatra tk

Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho jati ha, takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi ,,, ,,,

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

Wo rooth jata hai aksar Shikwa kiye begair, Hum be to seh jate hain Shikayat kiye begair, Hum sochty rahe muhabat be-los hoti hai,

Gdmrnighot tea c chai

GùdmörniñgHot tea (‘,’) ) ))c(”’) ””Chai se urte dhuen mei unki taswer nazr ati ha Rozana inhi chakron mein meri chae thandi ho Jati

Muhabbat to barish jesi hai jise

Muhabbat to barish jesi hai … jise choone ki khuahish men hathelian to geeli ho jati hen magar haath … hamesha khali rehte hen

Sapne bhi kyu itne rang birange hote

Sapne bhi kyu itne rang birange hote hain jaise hare bhare podoun ke patte hote hain zindgi bhi jane kyu sapne dikhati hai tut-ta

Ya rab gham e hijraan mein itna tau kiya

Ya RAB! Gham-E-Hijraan mein itna tau kiya hota Jo haath jigar par hai woh dast-e-dua hota Ik ishq ka gham aafat aur us pe

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita wo Faraz…. Usy muj say nahi khud say muhabat ho jati… !!!

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

Samny munzil thi pechy uski awaz

Samny Munzil Thi Pechy Uski Awaz,,. Rukta To Safar Jata,Chalta To Becher Jata, ,. Uski Ulji Sansen Meri Rukawat Bni,,. Chlta To Woh Mar

Insani rishtn main 3 chezain hn 1

Insani rishtn main 3 chezain hn 1. Pyar 2. Bharosa 3. Izzat Agr in main se aik b chez khtm ho jaye to baki

Punjabi 2 pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai, magar jo

Salam ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe 1 bar

Salam Ala hazarat rhmatulah alehe! 1 bar train me ja rahe the . Train raste me statai0n per ruki! Magreb ka wqt ho chuka

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye me

Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye me tumhari tasveer nazar aati hai, aur inhi kahaylon mein kho kar aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati

Maan ki mamta kitani bholi pyaari duniya

~maan ki mamta kitani bholi kitani pyaari~ ~duniya mein ha sabse nyaari~ ~sabse bholi sabse pyaari~ ~maan ki mamta kitani pyaari~ ~mujhko deti hai

Dosto aj mein ap ko ak ahm

Dosto aj mein ap ko ak ahm point btana chahta hn .insan ko kabhi kisi ka jazbaton sa nai khalna chahiya agr koi tumhy

Agar wo pyar kar leta mera daman

“Agar wo pyar kar leta Mera daman pakar leta To Jewan me faqat uss se Mohabat farz ho jati Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magar

Uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne

uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne shadi k pehle larki k sath zina karne ko jaiz karar diya tha jo k hamare islam

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon sulagti

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hosala de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

Inteligens test qus 1 agr ankhain

***INTELIGENS** ***TEST** Qus 1, Agr Ankhain Milane k bad 2 aur 2=4 ho jati hain, To 2 Dil Milne k Bad 1 Kyun ho

Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nahi

Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota. Sunder Banna Hai To Khoob Rootho, Because. Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai, To Aur Bhi

Hum aksar sab se kehty hain keun

Hum aksar sab se kehty hain Keun khoaab adhory rehty hain? Keun yaad kisi ki aati hai? Keun dard jigar main hota hai? Keun

Zindagi na umeed ho jati but

Zindagi Na Umeed Ho Jati But Parasti Jadeed Ho Jati Sar Na Detay Hussain (A.S) Ibn e Ali (A.S) Agar Sari Duniya Yazeed (L.A)

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Jb nakhun barh jate hain to

‘Jb Nakhun ‘Barh Jate ‘Hain, ‘To Nakhun Hi ‘Katey Jate ‘Hain, ‘Ungliyan Nhi,., ‘Bilkul Isi Tarah ‘Jb Kisi Rishte ‘Me ‘Galat’Fehmiyan ‘Peda Ho Jati

Nafrat ke duniya main pyar na kar

Nafrat ke duniya main pyar na kar ”DOst” Rooh fana ho jati hai lekin wafa nahi milti……………….

Agar ankhain milane k bad 2 or

Agar Ankhain milane k bad 2 or 2 = 4 ho jati hy To 2 dil milny k bad 1 kyun ho jata hai?

Tum ye mat samjhna k hum tmhary

tum ye mat samjhna k hum tmhary bagair gee nahi sakty ,, bas tum pas na ho to sans ruk jati hai ,, tum

Bhool jaati hoon buri aadat hai ye

Bhool Jaati Hoon…!! buri aadat hai ye meri magar phir bhi is aadat ko buhat chah kar bhi jane kion badalna bhool jaati hoon

Bichrey howey logoon peh tars khao kisi

Bichrey howey logoon peh tars khao kisi din. Aisa ho jaey k na yad aao kisi din. Sawan k bina jaisey ho jati h

Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

1 punjabi ne cal milai awaz ayi

1 Punjabi ne cal milai awaz ayi: is cal k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai. punjabi: koi bat nahi meri jan tumse

Maan mery leyeay bohat mahiney rakti hay

Maan Mery Leyeay Bohat Mahiney Rakti Hay Jab Men Parishan Hota Hoon Tu Maan Ko Dek Tha Hoon To Sari Parishani Door Ho Jati

Sms of the dayaj ap mujhe apna

Sms of the dayAj ap mujhe apna wo sms batao jo apko lagta hai ke mein parhne se khush ho jati/ jata hun.

Pal me doori ho jati ha zaat

‘Pal me doori ho jati ha Zaat adhoori ho jati ha Aankhon me neend Aati nahi Raat puri ho jati ha Pehle to hoti

Kitni khubsurat si ho jati hai us

Kitni Khubsurat Si Ho Jati Hai Us Waqt Dunya, …..DO¤T….. Jab Humara k0i apna Kehta Hai Tum BUHT Yaad Aa Rahe ‘Ho’

Zalim ki hakoomat uski mot se khatm

Zalim Ki Hakoomat Uski Mot se Khatm ho Jati Hai Jab K Shaheedon Ki Hakoomat Shahadat K Bad Shuro Hoti he..,, HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN

cchaye k urty huye

(‘.’) )) c[__] Chaye k urty huye dhoen men apki tasveer nazar aati hy, Roz inhi chakron men meri chaye thandi ho jati hai…

Rooh tak nilaam ho jati hai bazar e ishq

Rooh Tak Nilaam Ho Jati Hai Bazar-e-Ishq Mein, ‘AJNABI’ Itna Aasan Nahin Hota Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena…,’!

Aql allah ki aik nemat hai jo

‘Aql Allah ki Aik Nemat Hai Jo Taleem Aur Tajurbay Say Zyada Hoti Hai, AUR Jab Aql Barhti Hai To Ghuftagoo Mukhtasir Ho Jati

Kuch khwab thy meri ankho me tuje

Kuch khwab thy meri ankho me tuje paa lene ki chahat thi chand lafzo me hi kehta hun muje tum se boht mohabat hai

Muhabbat karo to milne ki justaju mat

Muhabbat karo to, Milne ki justaju mat rakhna, :::FaRaZ::: Muhabbat khatam ho jati he, Magar jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta

Sochon k gehrey samandar mai khood ko

Sochon k Gehrey Samandar mai khood ko duboya na karo Behter karega Mera Khuda, Tum Dil chota na karo jab Tum Yaad mujhe kartey

Main tu jalta huwa suraj hoon maanta

Main Tu Jalta Huwa Suraj Hoon Maanta Hoon K Log Mujhsey Nafrat Kartey Hain.. ‘DOST’ Lekin Jab Main Doob Jata Hon Tu Duniya Veeran

Tallaq ki tareef nikah se aurat shohar

Tallaq ki tareef: Nikah se aurat shohar ki paband ho jati he, is pabandi k utha dene ko Tallaq kehte hen. Is ki 2

Pareshani ka tazkira krte rehne se barh

Pareshani ka Tazkira krte rehne se barh jati ha, Khamosh hone se kam ho jati ha, sabar krny sy khatm hojati hy or Shukar

Kitni khobsorat si ho jati hai dil

Kitni khobsorat si ho jati hai DiL ki Basti, ….’FARAZ’…. Jab har gali muhaly sa ye awaz ati ha. 32 a gai 32 a

7 cheze jb khtam ho jati hai

7 Cheze Jb Khtam Ho jati Hai To Bht Tklef Hoti He 1-PYAR 2-RISHTA 3-SCHOOL LIFE 4-DOSTI 5-PAISE 6-SMS PACKage R . . .

Research se sabit hua hai k wife

Research se sabit hua hai k. ‘Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se Tention door ho jati hai. Heart Attack ka khatra 80% kam

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

‘Wo Rooth Jata Hai Aksar Shikwa Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Bhi To Seh Jatey Hain Shikayat Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Sochte Rahey Mohabbat Be-Loos Hoti Hai,,,

Hal poochne se kons haal thek ho

‘Hal Poochne Se Kons Haal Thek Ho Jata Hai’ ‘Nom’ ‘Tasali-E-Dil Ho Jati Hai K Koi Hamara Bhi Ha’

1000 ka note bohat bara lagta hai

1000 ka note bohat bara lagta hai jab masjid mai dia jai lekin restaurant mai bauhat chota lagta hai namaz parhnay mai waqt boht

Adhory khawab ham aksar sab se kehte

=AdHoRy KhaWaB= Ham Aksar Sab Se Kehte Hen. Q Khwab Adhure Rehte Hen? Q Yad Kisi Ki Ati Hy? Q Dard Jigar Me Hota

Jahaa roti mazdoor ki tankhwa say mehangi

Jahaa Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhwa Say Mehangi Ho Jaye Waha Do Chezen Sasti Ho Jati Ha. ‘Orat ki IZZAT’ ‘Mard ki GHERAT’ Hazart Umar

Kitne kubsurat si ho jati hy dil

Kitne kubsurat si ho jati hy dil ki baste, Jab kuch piyary log suba suba yad ahty [email protected]

Ek ladka airport pe cegret p raha

ek ladka airport pe cegret p raha tha.ek ladki ne us se pucha k kub se cegret peete ho to ladke ne kaha buchpan

Aapko muskurana hi hoga jub raat

Aapko Muskurana hi hoga Jub Raat KoAapki Yaad Aati Hai, Sitaroon Main Aapki Tasveer Nazar Aati Hai, Khojti Hai Aankhen aapko aur, Aapki Yaadon

Aankhein main kahoon na kahon ye

[Aankhein] Main Kahoon Na Kahon Ye Aankhein Bata Deti Hain Gham-E-Dil Ye Tammam Mehfil Ko Suna Deti Hain Ho Jati Hian, Teri Yad Main

So qissay hain miltay jultay ik majboori

So qissay hain miltay jultay, Ik Majboori theek nahi Jo kehna hai khul k keh de, baat adhoori theek nahi.. Koi heela, koi bahana,

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain BETIYAN nazuk sa dil rkhti hain masoom c hoti hain BETIYAN Baat baat par roti hain nadan

Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1gand

Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1.gand merwane se sehat achi ho jati hai 2.gand merwane se tatti khul ker ati hai 3.gand merwane

Haal pochney se konsa haal theek ho

Haal Pochney se Konsa haal Theek ho Jata hai? Ghalib…. Tasali-e-Dil Ho Jati Hai k Koi Apna bhi hai…!!