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7 al mumin the one who witnessed for

7. Al-Mu’min: The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

D only way 2 knw dat sum1

d only way 2 knw dat sum1 truly luvs u is whn aftr uv turnd him down, u see him rise from d fall,

96 al baqi the one that the state

96. Al-Baqi: The One that the state of non-existence is impossible for Him.

By this she hears the hounds are

By this, she hears the hounds are at a bay; Whereat she starts, like one that spies an adder Wreathed up in fatal folds

But according to himim beautifulincrediblehe cant get

But according to him,I’m beautiful,incredible..He can’t get me out of his head,According to him,I’m funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted!Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like

A boy was driving a car girl

A boy was driving a car, A girl was tring to overtake him rashly. Boy:’Hey…Buffalo!’ Girl shouts back:’u pig,donkey,stupid!’ then she accidents and hits

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Some unrefusable facts of 2days world 2day

some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world 2day we have bigger houses but small families. more degree but less common sense. advanced medicines butpoor health.

Today between him and me there is

Today between him and me there is no third. There can be contact with a slight movement of the hand. But how many seasons

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

Shakespear said we make 100 mistakes

Shakespear said: ‘We make 100 mistakes daily, but we don’t hate ourself. Our friend make only 1 mistake & we hate him in 1

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

Bnefit of durood shref whoever reads 10

Bnefit of Durood Shref Whoever reads Durood Shref 10 times ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends 1 hundred mercies upon him. (At targheeb wat tarheeb, V2, P322)

Wat will u call mrbean when he

wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping guess guess abhe soch yaar kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha U will call him

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

How can i believe when lie just

How Can I Believe When ‘Lie’ Just Lies In The Center Of ‘Believe’, . How Can I Love When There Is ‘Over’ In ‘Lover’

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

For allah my heart went there where

For Allah, my heart went there Where I turn my face in Prayer . It’s a duty, this I know So to Makkah I

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

Ring out the old ring in new

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the

O children of adam keep yourself well

‘O Children Of Adam! Keep Yourself Well Dressed Whenever You Go To The Mosque And Eat And Drink And Do Not Cross The Limits.

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman

Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a calendar and said ‘In this, a week has 7

The movie jurassic park a pathan goes

The Movie Jurassic Park A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

If it turns out that there is

If it turns out that there is a GOD, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him

Life is like a library owned by

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Hadith by him in whose hands my

HADITH: By Him in whose hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and

One day i see young boy fight

one day i see one young boy fight him is mother is boy hit him is mother is mother is kringa .out side is

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Let him who would enjoy a good

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. Roger Babson

Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab hint say denah chatey hai there for you here.

F u want to get r love

f u want to get u r love so just wait and watch when he recognized that u love him realy much .u will

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

In an african safari a lion suddenly

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly jumped on Americans Wife. WIFE:- Shoot him! Shoot him! American:- Yes Yes. I’m changing d battery of

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

With this she seizeth on his sweating

With this she seizeth on his sweating palm, The precedent of pith and livelihood, And, trembling in her passion, calls it balm, Earth’s sovereign

For shame he cries let go and

‘For shame,’ he cries ‘let go, and let me go! My day’s delight is past, my horse is gone, And ’tis your fault I

Santa was drawing money from atm banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U

Charles dickens english novelist if husain had

Charles Dickens (English novelist): “If Husain had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied

Every mans work whether it be literature

Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or anything else, is always a portrait of himself, and the more he

Generosity is to help a deserving person

Generosity is to help a deserving person without his request, and if you help him after his request, then it is either out of

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

70 al muqtadir the one with the perfect

70. Al-Muqtadir: The One with the perfect Power that nothing is withheld from Him.

Tum to kuch mehdood se lamhon main

Tum to kuch mehdood se lamhon main milay ho hum se… Phir janay kyun him itni fursat se tumhain sochtay hain.

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

As we walk in the path of

As we walk in the path of our faith, may ALLAH enable all of us to fulfill the sacrifice that is required to follow

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

Height of jhatka a boy after

Height of Jhatka A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked ‘Is He ur x-BF? GF

What is trust trust a feeling

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. . The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly

When allah completed the creation he wrote

When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger. Bukhari

God always gives his bst 2

God always gives His bst 2 those who leave da choice with him. A hug is a gr8 gift ….. 1 size fits all.

I hate ego but love him

I Hate Ego But I Love Him… I Hate Liers… But I Love Him…. …………… I Hate Love.. But I Love Him…. I Hate

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in

Venus salutes him with this fair good morrow

Venus salutes him with this fair good-morrow: ‘O thou clear god and patron of all light, From whom each lamp and shining star doth

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

People look for the perfect person to

People look for the Perfect person to love…ButThey fail to realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love him Sincerely’ good

Full gently now she takes him by

Full gently now she takes him by the hand, A lily prisoned in a gaol of snow, Or ivory in an alabaster band; So

Read quran on regular basis with translation

Read Quran on Regular Basis (with Translation to understand its meanings – if required) * Do Allah‘s Dhikr & thank Him everyday in the

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

Huzoor peace be upon him ny aik

*HUZOOR (Peace be Upon HIM) ny Aik Baar HAZRAT USAID BIN UNAAS (ALLAH is Pleased With HIM) k Chehry or Seeny per Apna Dast

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

A great japanese proverb if one

A Great Japanese proverb: ‘If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it…’ Its

Full many a glorious morning have i

Full many a glorious morning have I see Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye, Kissing with golden face the meadows green, Gilding pale streams

Dont ever give up if you still

Don’t ever give up if you still want to try, don’t ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry. Don’t ever settle

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

This sardarji goes to the see jurassic

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

1 write an application to the principal

1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two days to attend marriage ceremoney?

Which after him she darts as one

Which after him she darts, as one on shore Gazing upon a late embarked friend, Till the wild waves will have him seen no

The prophet muhammad pbuh said the most

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “The most enviable of my friends is a believer with little property who finds pleasure in prayer, who performs

If a person is silent it doest

If a person is Silent it does?t mean He is u n9n of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills. But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons which

Behold the proud his soul is not

Behold the proud, His soul is not upright in him; but the just shall live by his faith

Dont simply thank god that you have

Don’t simply thank God that you have much while others have little. Thank Him because He has chosen to bless you and in return

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

If a boy gives love letter 2

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer” But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy,

naad e ali english translation

*. . .NAAD-E-ALI. . .* (English Translation) ‘Call ALI, He is able to bring about extraordinary. You will find him an effective supporter in

Madni phool huzoor pak peace be upon

*,*MADNI PHOOL*,* *,*HUZOOR PAK (Peace be Upon HIM) Ka Naam e Pak Sunty he DUROOD E PAK Parhna WAAJIB hy.*,* [Fatawa Razviya]

If someone throw stone towards u

if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while

Everyone thinks of changing the world but

Everyone thinks of Changing The World, But no one thinks of changing Him Self. “Leo Tolstoy”

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Dear girls if a guy pauses his

Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back .. Marry Him? . …Dear Boys, If A Girl Ruins

He is the one god creater initiate

He is the one GOD; the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer. To Him belong the most beautiful names… He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Wondering what my valentine lover will give

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

2 friends saw a lion 1st climb

2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His Breath LiOn Came 2 Him & Said, ‘Na PUttar

Guy setting pswrd 4 his laptop wd

Guy setting pswrd 4 his Laptop wd a girl sitting beside him He types ‘BRAIN’ as pswrd. girl fell off 4rm chair Laughing b’cz

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

One thing nice about god d more

One thing nice about God, d more u think of Him the more closer He stays besides u. If u forget Him, He follows

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

He who has a thousand friends not

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

Sarya usama bin zaid may allah be

Sarya Usama bin Zaid, may Allah be pleased with him, last successful military mission during the Holy Prophet’s life The Holy Prophet, peace be

Facebooks founder mark zukerberg hospitalized wid serious

Facebook’s Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury.. . Reason?? . . . . Zubair Poked Him On Facebook.. 😀 😀 😀

A tip for all girls

A Tip For All Girls – How To Know If Its True Love Today, If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You, Instead

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

One heartbreak two eyes crying three words

One Heartbreak, Two eyes crying, Three words never said again, Four hands that won’t be held, Five mornings before you changed, Six love poems:ripped

A crow shits on a sardar his

A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi faida nahin, kawwa to urr gaya!

Falling in love with the lord is

Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

I am the light indeed so one

‘I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

It is reported in al bukhari and muslim

IT IS REPORTED IN AL-BUKHARI AND MUSLIM THAT THE PROPHET (PEACE AND BLESSINGS BE UPON HIM) FORBADE FASTING ON FRIDAY ALONE; HE SAID: ‘NONE

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him ?Today?s dinner should be light?

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

Hadith whoever tells a lie against me

HADITH: Whoever tells a lie against me (intentionally) then (surely) let him occupy, his seat in Hell-fire. Bukhari

I am in love passionate about him

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 62st Birth Day. Its

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Amazingly true boy did the mistake

Amazingly TRUE Boy did the Mistake Girl shoutd at Him Boy said Sorry Girl did the Mistake Boy shoutd at Her Girl started Crying

A good friend holds your hand when

A good Friend Holds Your Hand When you need him . But A true Friend Holds your hand more Tightly When You Say ..

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

A boy becomes valuable when a

A boy becomes valuable when a girl drops a tear for him, and a girl is priceless when a boy drops a tear for

Abdullah bin umar reported allahs apostle may

Abdullah bin Umar reported Allah’s Apostle (may peace and blessings be upon him) as saying: The finest act of goodness is that a person

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them… ‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane) .

Today i met super mario greeted him

Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me ?’ He said ‘No’ I said ‘ Rascal! I

Anger is a killing thing it kills

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers 4 each rage leaves him less than he had been b4 it takes

Even as the sun with purple coloured face

Even as the sun with purple-coloured face Had ta’en his last leave of the weeping morn, Rose-cheeked Adonis hied him to the chase; Hunting

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Once the king of saudia arebia came

Once the king of saudia arebia came in Pakistan Bhutto carry him on the mizar of sehwan shareef And Request him to salam. The