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7 al mumin the one who witnessed for

7. Al-Mu’min: The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

Ayat and whoever turns himself away from

AYAT: And whoever turns himself away from the remembrance of the Beneficent God, We appoint for him a Shaitan, so he becomes his associate.

Shakspare said i remember him not

Shakspare said ‘I remember him not as the one who broke my heart.. But I remember him as the one who taught me how

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

If a person is silent it doest

If a person is Silent it does?t mean He is u n9n of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills. But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons which

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. . The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

D only way 2 knw dat sum1

d only way 2 knw dat sum1 truly luvs u is whn aftr uv turnd him down, u see him rise from d fall,

The prophet peace and blessings of allah

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) never expressed disapproval of food; if he desired it he ate it and if

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra Inspector Wrong Food. Arest him! Inspector:Tum kya dety ho

44 ar raqib the one that nothing is

44. Ar-Raqib: The One that nothing is absent from Him. Hence it’s meaning is related to the attribute ofKnowledge.

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

On 14th august august a pathan went

On 14th August… On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag. The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan

Guy setting pswrd 4 his laptop wd

Guy setting pswrd 4 his Laptop wd a girl sitting beside him He types ‘BRAIN’ as pswrd. girl fell off 4rm chair Laughing b’cz

I am the light indeed so one

?’I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab hint say denah chatey hai there for you here.

Friendship is a lifelong incurable disease symptoms

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease Symptoms: Happy Heart Lots Of Laughs Few Fights Couple Of Tears Some Hugs n Many Pointless Convrsations Via

Which after him she darts as one

Which after him she darts, as one on shore Gazing upon a late embarked friend, Till the wild waves will have him seen no

Charles dickens english novelist if husain had

Charles Dickens (English novelist): “If Husain had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied

There was a doctors that really

There was a doctors that was really anger, bcoz I didn’t really let him take a shot ‘I thought it was a gun shot’.

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

I know this is too long but

i know this is too long but read it its mind blowing (: Love is when he starts getting serious about his life,and she

He who has a thousand friends not

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

F u want to get r love

f u want to get u r love so just wait and watch when he recognized that u love him realy much .u will

Sarya usama bin zaid may allah be

Sarya Usama bin Zaid, may Allah be pleased with him, last successful military mission during the Holy Prophet’s life The Holy Prophet, peace be

Bukhari book9 volume 88 hadith 197

Bukhari :: Book9 :: Volume 88 :: Hadith 197 Narrated ‘Abdullah: The Prophet, said, ‘Abusing a Muslim is Fusuq (evil doing) and killing him

When you are angry at someone and

When you are angry at someone and be irritated time to time , but you still can not live without him that is a

He looks upon his love and neighs

He looks upon his love, and neighs unto her; She answers him as if she knew his mind: Being proud, as females are, to

By this poor wat far off upon

‘By this, poor Wat, far off upon a hill, Stands on his hinder-legs with list’ning ear, To hearken if his foes pursue him still;

Sometime she shakes her head and then

Sometime she shakes her head, and then his hand; Now gazeth she on him, now on the ground; Sometime her arms infold him like

A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him ‘Hello , U Can Share

Its an imaginary world where we are

Its an imaginary world, where we are forced to dream the future of super humans, the super natural humans bhind the stage playing everything

God always gives his bst 2

God always gives His bst 2 those who leave da choice with him. A hug is a gr8 gift ….. 1 size fits all.

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with

Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin… Snow White lived alone with 7 men.. Pinnochio was a liar.. Robin Hood was a thief..

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

Funny but true boy did the

FUNNY BUT TRUE Boy did the Mistake, Girl shoutd at Him, Boy said: ‘Sorry’ Girl did the Mistake, Boy shoutd at Her, Girl started

A successful man is one who can

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

I dont know the actual meaning of

I dont know the actual meaning of maturity… But for me, maturity is when a person hurts you & you try to undrstand his

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A prisoner was about to be executed

A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request he said I want

Trusting god doesnt make da mountain smaller

Trusting GOD doesn’t make da mountain smaller.., but makes da climb easier.. So Dont ask Him for a lighter load but ask HIM for

Even as the sun with purple coloured face

Even as the sun with purple-coloured face Had ta’en his last leave of the weeping morn, Rose-cheeked Adonis hied him to the chase; Hunting

Today between him and me there is

Today between him and me there is no third. There can be contact with a slight movement of the hand. But how many seasons

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

There is this benefit in brag that

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out,

Let him who would enjoy a good

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. Roger Babson

By m jaffer sadiq tahir mz

BY M. Jaffer Sadiq Tahir (M.Z) : Then I looked within my own heart and there I found Him-He was nowhere else. Molana Rumi

Love is a driver bitter

Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going, Once You Acknowledge His Power

By this she hears the hounds are

By this, she hears the hounds are at a bay; Whereat she starts, like one that spies an adder Wreathed up in fatal folds

So hold her closer when she cries

So hold her closer when she cries, hold her closer when she feels. She needs a hand to hold, someone who will never let

Its a horrible thing to see your

‘Its A Horrible Thing To See Your Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl, And Its The Worst Thing To Know That You

Read quran on regular basis with translation

Read Quran on Regular Basis (with Translation to understand its meanings – if required) * Do Allah‘s Dhikr & thank Him everyday in the

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

2 friends saw a lion 1st climb

2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His Breath LiOn Came 2 Him & Said, ‘Na PUttar

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

Pappu dad what is an idiot santa

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long

People look for the perfect person to

People look for the Perfect person to love…ButThey fail to realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love him Sincerely’ good

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Tum to kuch mehdood se lamhon main

Tum to kuch mehdood se lamhon main milay ho hum se… Phir janay kyun him itni fursat se tumhain sochtay hain.

Tip 1 just like u ur boss

Tip 1 -Just like u, ur boss has needs and concerns. To persuade him to say yes,your ideas will have to address those things

Hazrat abu hurairah radiallaho taala anhu narrated

Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho ta’ala anhu narrated that a Bedouin came to Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam and said, ‘Show me an action that

Hadith the person who fasts enjoys the

HADITH: The person who fasts enjoys the gardens of Paradise and the angels keep praying for him till he breaks his fast. Bukhari

When allah completed the creation he wrote

When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger. Bukhari

Shakespear said we make 100 mistakes

Shakespear said: ‘We make 100 mistakes daily, but we don’t hate ourself. Our friend make only 1 mistake & we hate him in 1

59 al mubdi the one who started the

59. Al-Mubdi’: The One who started the human being. That is, He created him.

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

If someone meet talk or chat you

If someone meet, talk or chat you. You should be thankful to him becuz he is giving you the most precious thing named Time

Newtons first law of aashiqi

Newton’s First Law Of ‘AASHIQI’ . . . . . … . . . . Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless

naad e ali english translation

*. . .NAAD-E-ALI. . .* (English Translation) ‘Call ALI, He is able to bring about extraordinary. You will find him an effective supporter in

Today i met super mario greeted him

Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me ?’ He said ‘No’ I said ‘ Rascal! I

And whosoever fears allaah and keeps his

And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for

Humor is an affirmation of dignity a

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

Each man takes care that his neighbor

Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not

If u expect the world to be

‘if u expect the world to be fair with u because u are fair………. Its like expecting the lion not to eat u because

Law of love derived from newtons laws

Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws *Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is

26th february 2011 taurus youll be able

26th February, 2011: Taurus, You’ll be able to finalize an important deal which concerns your salary, earnings and career progression. This morning, as you

When a girl cries for boy

When a girl cries for a boy It means She misses him alot But When a boy cries for a girl It means No

The lord never fails to give us

The Lord never fails to give us new blessings every time we wake up. Waking up alive and well is already a miracle! A

1 write an application to the principal

1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two days to attend marriage ceremoney?

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

After hearing that one of the patients

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a

Smiling is infectious you catch it like

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner,

96 al baqi the one that the state

96. Al-Baqi: The One that the state of non-existence is impossible for Him.

Benifits of durood sharif whoever recites ten

Benifits of durood sharif whoever recites durood sharif ten times ALLAH(AZZWAJAL)send one hunderd mercies upon him.

If a person is silent it doest

If a person is Silent it does?t mean He is u n9n of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills. But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons which

Hazrat aaisha radi allah anha narrates that

Hazrat Aaisha Radi ALLAH Anha narrates that Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) said: ‘When ever a person visits the grave of his Muslim

I saw him on facebooki added him

I Saw Him On Facebook,I Added Him… . . . …. . . . I Saw Him Outside,I Deleted Him 😀 ……….Y Display Pictures

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

In an african safari a lion suddenly

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly jumped on Americans Wife. WIFE:- Shoot him! Shoot him! American:- Yes Yes. I’m changing d battery of

Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman

Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a calendar and said ‘In this, a week has 7

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

Have you not seen that to allah

Have you not seen that to Allah, prostrates whosoever is in the heavens and in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and

Height 0f attitude a sleeping beggar

Height 0f attitude, A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up a Notice Board In Front Of Him . . . ‘Please Do Not Make Noise By

You can lead a man up to

You can lead a man up to the university but you can’t make him think. (Finley Peter Dunne)

Tragedies of by life 1 good

TRAGEDIES OF Böy,$ LIFE 1) Good girls are not good looking. 2) Good looking girls are not gud girls. 3) Good looking good girls

A muslim scholar visits the pope in

A Muslim scholar visits the Pope in order to give dawah. He finds him amidst a big christian’s gathering, the scholars smiles at him

When a man spends to support his

When a man spends to support his family hoping (for Allah’s reward) it is counted for him as sadaqah. Bukhari,Muslim

One who spreads his kindness during month

One who spreads his kindness during month of Ramadhan Allah will spread His mercy over him on the Day of Judgement.

As we walk in the path of

As we walk in the path of our faith, may ALLAH enable all of us to fulfill the sacrifice that is required to follow

Wheezing is simply a whistling sound made

Wheezing is simply a whistling sound made when breathing. It is commonly heard in the lungs of patients with Asthma Croup Pneumonia Bronchitis RSV(children)

One day i see young boy fight

one day i see one young boy fight him is mother is boy hit him is mother is mother is kringa .out side is

When allah leads u to the edge

When Allah leads u to the edge of difficulty Trust him fully only two things can happen either HE will catch u when u

The only fool bigger than the person

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Once the king of saudia arebia came

Once the king of saudia arebia came in Pakistan Bhutto carry him on the mizar of sehwan shareef And Request him to salam. The

What is winning attitude 3 ants

WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill hm Ant 2: v will break his legs, Ant

Its love when a little baby girl

Its love when a little BABY GIRL puts all her energy 2 give her Daddy a head massaj to relief his headache. Its love

Height of education a policeman saw

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION A policeman saw a liltle boy crying. He aproachd him & askd: whts d matter? Boy: MATTER is anythng tht ocupies

Zardari is an honest disciplined faithful

Zardari, is an Honest Disciplined, Faith’ful & Nice Person We all love him very much . , . , , Is Tarha kehnay sy

I am the light indeed so one

‘I am the light indeed. So the one who follows me,will never be in dark’ ~’HAZRAT MUHAMMAD’~ ‘(Peace Be Upon Him ) gud morning!’

When u r hurt by the persn

‘When u r hurt by the persn who is close 2u, do Fight wid him bcoz some times Fight saves relation.! But being silent

Wishing u a blessed ramadan

Wishing u a blessed Ramadan *•..,¸??•*´¨`*•,??¸.•*´¨`*•??¸.•*´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´ `*•.¸??¸.•*´¨??`*•.¸¸.•??*´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´ `*•..,¸??•*´¨`*,•??¸.•*´¨`*•??¸.•*´¨`*•.¸??¸.•*´ ??????? As u see the cresent moon ??????? ???????May all ur dreams come true??????? ???????May allah

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Bnefit of durood shref whoever reads 10

Bnefit of Durood Shref Whoever reads Durood Shref 10 times ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends 1 hundred mercies upon him. (At targheeb wat tarheeb, V2, P322)

A boy becomes valuable when a

A boy becomes valuable when a girl drops a tear for him, and a girl is priceless when a boy drops a tear for

If u love sum1 dont keep him

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR

Hadrat anas radi allah taala anhu reported

Hadrat Anas Radi ALLAH Taala Anhu reported that the Messenger of Allah Peace And Blessings Be Upon Him has said, “Everything has a heart,