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I love mickey mouse more than any

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney

Even if we have less talks

Even If We Have Less Talks . . . Less Hellos . . . Less Stories . . . Less Greetings . . .

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

G00d m0rning u know ur one

*G00D M0RNING* U know ur one smile can kill 1000 s of…Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself… Good Morning ..Have a nice

You already have to know it what

You already have to know it what you have mean to me. Enjoy your EID keeping it in mind that I am thinking of

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

For i have sworn thee fair and

For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night. William Shakespeare

My advice to those who think they

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you’re boned, what’s left to

At ur age of 1 he

At ur age of 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u. When u are 10, he wud have lost

I have found the best way to

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to

Every bad situation will have sum thing

Every bad situation will have sum thing positive… Even a stopped Clock iz correct twice a day… Think of dis and lead ur life….Good

Two things define ur success in life

Two things define ur success in life. The way u manage when u have nothing. And The way u behave when u have everything…

To have something i never had am

To have something I never had, I am doing something I never did!

Ghareeb woh jiska koi acha dost nahi

ghareeb woh jiska koi acha dost nahi ha i have need good friend for mobile sms chat

We enjoy warmth because we have been

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience

Today isfridaythe day of acceptance dua i

Today is’FRiDAY’the day of acceptance of Dua! I pray to ALLAH for you, good health,Long life,brilliant success, Barkat-e-Kaseer in your Jan-o-Mal,Izzat-o-Iqbal, Eeman,Sehat,Rizq,Elm and Umr

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Ten little gigabytes waiting on line one

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jambed a

Teacher did you do your homework

Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have other student’s tests to grade. Student: I have other

I have found the cure for facebook

I Have Found The Cure For Facebook Addiction!!! . . …. . . Just Press Ctrl+ W!!! Trust Me It Works!!

1 dafa ka zikar he ke mai

1 dafa ka ziKar he ke mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aese(^_^) Phir mera fOn baja mai uth gaya, bilkul aese(*_*) mene fOn dekha

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Smilebecause you have just received a text

Smile!Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good Morning..

An awesum thought we always wish we

An awesum thought: ‘We always wish we could have changed our past … without realizing that the past has already changed us’..

We all have some time machines

We all have some Time Machines Some of them take us back; they are called Memories. While others take us forward; they are called

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Even if we have less talks

Even If We have Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But always Remember that My prayers Will Never b Less for You.

Two thoughts that decide your attitude first

Two thoughts that decide your attitude First, “What you think of yourself when you have nothing”. Second. “What you think of others when you

You complete my world i may have

You Complete My World I may have only one life to live, I may have only one gift to give, I may have only

Excellent lines said by a friend

Excellent lines said by a friend ‘i have no words to explain my friendship…. becoz i have got an amazing person who can understand

Youve got to follow your passion figure

You’ve got to follow your passion. You’ve got to figure out what it is you love–who you really are. And have the courage to

The sweetest way to propose excuse me

The sweetest way to propose: “Excuse me, do you have a band aid, because i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with

All my life i have been searching

all my life i have been searching for true magic, but you were right here beside me the whole time

You cant have everything where would

You can’t have everything – where would you put it? Adolf Hitler

Allah almighty welcome to the great

Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a specialist in all problems And His day is never

Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking

M ake the most of it o pen your

M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

Asalam 0 alaikm good

ASALAM-0-ALAIKM ***G*O*O*D*** ,+” ][ /][ ”+, *, ][ ,,/ ][ ,* ‘+,ORNING ,+’ ‘*,,,,,,,*’ HaVe A NiCE Day.:-)

thought knowingly we dont have time

^ ThoughT^ ¤Knowingly! We Don’t Have Time, To Help People… ¤Unknowingly! We Always Manage Time, To Hurt People… Think Again … !

Life is no brief candle to me

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment,

Sohni morning hav a thanda day

Sohni Sohni Morning..:-)! Hav a Thanda Thanda Day..:-)! Keep a Mithi Mithi Smile on ur Face..:-)! RABB JI Bless U..:-)! Gr8 MORNG..:-)! HAVE A

Imagine u me join nasa

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment,Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to

Books are the compasses and telescopes sextants

Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human

Sone ka time fnish ab uthe

Sone Ka Time FìniSh, Ab, Uthe Or Mera Sweet Sa *Salam* Qabool Krain. * * * * * * ** * * * *

I want u to be with

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words

Golden opportunities 1 internet email

‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR DESIRED PROFESSION i.e BLOG POSTING FREE POST ADS EMAIL

I wonder if 0ne day somebody will

I wonder if 0ne day Somebody will ever come and Knock on My Door and Tell Me: Hey, we have 10 Mutual Friends in

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

What is the difference between a woman

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

good

+ / + ‘____//\____’+* ‘*\ good //*’ // Night \’+’ +”’\//”*’+ ¤/ ¤. * have a sweeetest nightt…

A frndless life is like a flowerless

A frndless life is like a flowerless garden, but i have a beautiful garden with wonderful flowers, one flower just reading my sms Thnks

On the authority of anas who said

On the authority of Anas, who said: I heard the messenger of Allah say: Allah the Almighty has said: “O son of Adam, so

Years come and go but this year

Years Come And Go But This Year I Specially Wish 4 U A Double Dose Of Health N Happiness Topped With Loads Of Good

I only have two words for you

I only have two words for you: I’m done. After everything I’ve done for you, every chance that I gave you, and yet you

Are we friends or not you told

Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me ‘now’ and tell me ‘true’.. so i

Girls are like apples on trees

Girls—————————————– ——- —–are like apples——————- ——–on trees. The best ones————– ——are at the top of the tree.————– —-The boys dont want to reach————- —for

1 larki apni boy friend se gift

1 larki Apni Boy friend se gift main Ring Lena chahti thi, magr larke ne usko ‘bhalu’ gift kar diya jis par larki ko

Good morning un logn ko jo

*,_GOOD_,* *,_MORNING_,* *,,__Un logön__,,* *,_ko_,* *,_jo sub sy_,* *,_peyary_,* OR DIL K BOHAT *,_KAREEB_,* *,_hain_,* Asalam 0 Alaikum ====$$$$$==== ‘GOOD MORNING’ ‘Have nice day’

Silent lips may avoid many problems but

Silent lips may avoid many problems… But Smiling lips may solve many problems… So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful

Exams should be given on mobiles instead

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. u know y ? Coz today’s Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing Speed What

Good morning with a great light

Good morning ! With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan of Masjid With the Quraan With

SMS #74884

()”() , , , , ( ‘o’ ) , , , , , (,,)=(,,) , . . . .. Have a lovely season Enjoy

It does not matter how many books

It does not matter how many books you have, but how good the books are which you have Seneca

I am indeed blessed to have

I am indeed blessed to have Someone like you as my father On this special day I‘d like to thank you for everything You

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

People say advantage of telling truth

People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You Said …. !!! . . . But Lets Just

its not a msgi

~ ~ @ @ its not a msg, I have just sent u My‘Eyes’ Basaap ko dekhna tha k rozy mein kuch kha to

A snake has its poison in teeth

A snake has its poison in its teeth , A dog in its tongue, A scorpion in its tale, Its only the humans who

I feel sometimes like ive truly lost

I feel sometimes like I’ve truly lost my way Sometimes it’s hard 2 make it through da day When I have da chance 2

To my dad on his day

To my dad on his day, Of whom I am a living will: May your happiness fulfill Your goodness, as is just and right.

The best way to love is like

The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt.

Anniversary wishes may your special day

Anniversary Wishes May your special day Be a celebrating Of where you have been Where you are, & How you are growing Together in

Just a note to say hello before

Just a note to say hello, Before I start my day; Couldn’t help but drop a line, To my friends here and away. As

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Education First When you have got that light of knowledge by means of education and when you have

Loving sum1 who doesnt love you is

Loving sum1 who doesnt love you is like watching a star you know you can never reach. But you just have 2 kip on

I have someting for u close ur

I have someting for u. Close ur eyes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 CHEATER!!! U didn’t close ur eyes. So nothing 4 u

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have

If i had an army like

‘If I Had An Army Like The 72 Soldiers Of HUSSAIN (A.S), I Would Have Won The Freedom For India In 24 Hours …’

May from this new year onwards you

May from this new year onwards you don’t forget dates so that she doesn’t have to bash you up incase you end up wishing

There is a great difference between worry

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem….! Have a

Close your eyes concentrate mind pray

Close your eyes, Concentrate your mind & Pray to God about the things That you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer… Have a

A successful relationship doesnt depend on how

‘A successful relationship doesn’t depend on how good understanding we have; it depends on how better we avoid mis- understandings! *Good Morning*

The museum curator called today and spoke

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have

It is eid today i can see

It is Eid today! It is Eid today! I can see the tiny new moon Up there, in the heavenly sky, Surrounded by beautiful

It is easy to look back self indulgently

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that. But

G o d m r n

(G), ‘*,(O), ‘*,(O), ,(D),*’ (M)’*, ‘*,(O), ‘*,(R) ,(N),*’ (I),*’ ‘*,(N), ‘*,(G) Apka har Pal, Har Aaj aur Kal, Khushion, Muhabton, Chahton, Aur Kamyabion, Mai

61 al muhyi the one who took out

61. Al-Muhyi: The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life bygiving the souls

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

Ayat surely we have made whatever

AYAT: Surely We have made whatever is on the earth an embellishment for it, so that We may try them (as to) which of

Anger is natural its part of the

Anger is natural. It’s part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it. Tori Amos

Love your love so much that u

Love your love so much that u Dont have to ask, ‘With whom u were?’ n Trust ur friend that much that u Dont

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

May you always have enough happiness to

May you always have… Enough happiness to keep you sweet, Enough trials to keep you strong, Enough sorrow to keep you human, Enough hope

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

Kiss me in the moonlight to reassure

Kiss me in the moonlight, to reassure me everything is alright. I want to us to stay this way forever, I don’t want to

Dad you are never wrong the only

Dad you are never wrong The only time you are wrong is when you think, I forgot about you. Love you Dad! Have a

Good night have a salt dreamz bcoz

GOOD NIGHT Have a ‘salt Dreamz’ Bcoz daily sweet is not Good for U’r health,take care

Boy marry me girl do you

Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. …Girl:

Whenever i talk to feel a

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell.

1st night in the room wife

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand

Yesterday everybody smoked his last cigar took

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty

Youve seen me laugh cry and

You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks

The museum curator called today and spoke

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have

The eyes shine like cds in the

The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun, I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF

The toughest situation in life comes when

The toughest situation in life comes when we have to choose 1 direction among these: Right : where nothing is right Left : where

How many legs do butterflies have

How many legs do butterflies have? 6 Legs & 2 Pair of Wings

Eid is upon us once again doors

Eid Is Upon Us Once Again Doors Open To Everyone While Perfume Fills The Air A Time To See The Ones We Haven’t Seen

Life is a book we all read

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz.

If someone points out your mistake

If someone points out Your mistake , Be happy that At least someone is Interested in ”What you have done . GOOD MORNING

Pain rain have a strong bonding

‘Pain & Rain have a strong Bonding… When U r in deep pain, U cry like a heavy rain. When U see rain. U

Choose 1 type of music and i

Choose 1 type of music and i wil tel u wat type of personlity u have. Soft Pop Ghazal Rythmic Noisy Jazz Reply must…

Even if the sun refused to shine

Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Till the end of

A good friendship does not depend on

A good friendship does not depend on how good understanding we have. But it depends on how better we avoid Misunderstandings

People like pins r useless if they

People, like pins, r useless if they have lost their heads Zeeshan Khan THE SWEET BABY

Those who believe and whose hearts

Those who believe and whose hearts are satisfied by remembrance of GOD. Oh, it is by remembrance of …GOD that hearts are satisfied. For

When u r in trouble dont ever

When u r in trouble don’t ever sy, Hey God!, I have big problem instead sy,Hey Problem, I have big GOD! & everything will

We enjoy warmth because we have been

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience

Sometimes for some reason you have

Sometimes For Some Reason . Sometimes you have to run away, just to see who will run after you. . Sometimes you have to

People look for the perfect person to

People look for the Perfect person to love…ButThey fail to realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love him Sincerely’ good

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Husband 2 wife did u have

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu

If you judge people have no time

‘If you judge people, you have no time to love them’. (Mother Teresa)

Two things that define success in life

Two Things That Define SUCCESS In LIFE:- ‘The Way You Manage When U Have Nothing & The Way U Behave When U Have Everything’…!

Understanding me is like downloading a 1gb

understanding ME is like… downloading a 1GB file with a 2kbps speed… and when u have downloaded 95% , , u’ll get an ERROR

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

Without change there is no innovation creativity

Without change there is no innovation, creativity, or incentive for improvement. Those who initiate change will have a better opportunity to manage the change

Friendship medicines both are good for

Friendship & medicines: BOTH are good for our health.when we are not well. BUTT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAt. Medicines have expiry date. BUTT:Friendship

I hope we can laugh and cry

I hope we can laugh and cry, Never to have a reason why, I pray God will create a rainbow in our sky. So