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Husband 2 wife did u have

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu

If you judge people have no time

‘If you judge people, you have no time to love them’. (Mother Teresa)

Two things that define success in life

Two Things That Define SUCCESS In LIFE:- ‘The Way You Manage When U Have Nothing & The Way U Behave When U Have Everything’…!

Understanding me is like downloading a 1gb

understanding ME is like… downloading a 1GB file with a 2kbps speed… and when u have downloaded 95% , , u’ll get an ERROR

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

Without change there is no innovation creativity

Without change there is no innovation, creativity, or incentive for improvement. Those who initiate change will have a better opportunity to manage the change

Friendship medicines both are good for

Friendship & medicines: BOTH are good for our health.when we are not well. BUTT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAt. Medicines have expiry date. BUTT:Friendship

I hope we can laugh and cry

I hope we can laugh and cry, Never to have a reason why, I pray God will create a rainbow in our sky. So

A successful relati0n d0esnt depend 0n h0w

…*A successful relati0n d0esn’t depend 0n, ‘h0w go0d undestandings we have’ But it depend upon this, ‘h0w better we avoid miss understandings…23*

Wish you a very happywomens day

Wish you a very happywomen’s day….. Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives…. And I am one of them…. Have a

Happy ist good morning of 2010 very

Happy Ist Good Morning of 2010 Very Best Wishes to You Have a jolly and cheerful Morning with whole Year God Bless you Gud

SMS #25195

.* *, ,* *. * * * *. .* “*,,*” Pass This HEART To All Ur Friends & Also To ME.. See.. How Many

Admit it at some point

Admit it! . at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when and how the light

Supposei could fulfil one of your wish

Suppose: I could fulfil one of your wish. What you would have been demanded from me? Reply plz

Who says nothing is impossible i

Who Says nOtHiNg iS impossiblE? I havE BeeN DoiNg NothinG fOr yEars ..

Whats missing in hrt ea or u

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you will get hurt! I’d pick

Having allah in ur heart doesnt mean

Having Allah in ur Heart Doesn’t Mean That u Will Not Face Any Storm, But It Mean’s That No Storm Can Sink ur Boat

ake the most of it o pen your

-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

What is thy body but a swallowing

‘What is thy body but a swallowing grave, Seeming to bury that posterity Which by the rights of time thou needs must have, If

Every bad situation will have something positiveeven

Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….

ood

.*’.*”””* *’* OOD ___ ‘*’*,,,,,,,*,*/ /__/ /””/””/ /___/__/_/orning .*’*.*’Have’*’*.*’A_Nice *’*.*’_Day.* with my prayers!

appy good morning

*|”’|___|”’|*.¤. *| APPY¤ *|__|””’|__|*.¤. *GOOD MORNING* *.__.*.*.__.** *..*HAVE A NICE DAY*..**_.*._.*._*

Al quran allah has promised to those who

Al-Quran; Allah has promised to those who believe and do good deeds (that) they shall have forgiveness and a mighty reward.

What is mentioned above cos im really

what is mentioned above. cos im really not having the patriotic feelings i used to have till even last year, due to so much

What we become depends on what read

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection

G o d m o r

*,G’*, ‘*,O’*, ‘*,O’*, ‘*,D’* ‘*,M’*, *,O’*, ‘*,R’*, ‘*,N’*, ‘*,I’*, ‘*,N’*, ‘*,G’* Have a nice day.

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Even if we have less talks

Even If We Have Less Talks . . . Less Hellos . . . Less Stories . . . Less Greetings . . .

Stealing the blue from splashing seas a

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

Most people have never learned that one

”Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it”V8G

Santa i have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

A smile to start a day

A smile to start a day, A prayer to bless Your way, A cheer to say… Have a Very nice day G(‘,’)(‘,’)D MORNING

If you live to be a hundred

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live

To where would you have to travel

To where would you have to travel in order to stand by the Marsh of Decay? Moon

A lover says i will

A Lover says, ‘ I will be with U in All Ur troubles’. But, A Good Friend says, ‘ U will have no Troubles

True love is like ghostswhich everybody talks

‘True love is like ghosts,which everybody talks about and few have seen.’M~E’

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Before marriage roses are red sky is

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come

Every bad situation will have sum thing

Every bad situation will have sum thing positive… Even a stopped Clock iz correct twice a day… Think of dis and lead ur life….Good

Salam r u waiting 4 my

SaLaM….. R u waiting 4 my msg? .-*-. ( ‘.’ ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shooo Shweeeeet.. Dont worry. HERE comes my wish. GOOD MORNING. Have a

An excellent road sentence written on national

An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

Hi i looked 4 u up down

HI I LOOKED 4 U UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT HERE THERE EVERY WHERE JUST 2 TELL U ***GOOD**NIGHT***AND HAVE A SWEET DERMZ*

Sometimes we must be hurt in order

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow, Sometimes we must fail in order to know, Sometimes we must lose in order to

Sardar g went to by a tv

Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . . Askd Salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv? Salesman: Yes Sure . . . Sardar

Never whisper words of love if the

Never whisper words of love if the feeling is not true…Never share your feeling if you mean to break a heart… Never look into

Orange sappota dates mango pomegranate strawberry water melon

(O)range sapp(O)ta (D)ates (M)ango p(O)megranate st(R)awberry water-melo(N) p(I)neapple ba(N)ana (G)uava Have a FROOTY day…

Silent lips may avoid many problems

silent lips may avoid many problems, & smiling lips will solve many problems, SO always have a silent smile on your face

Have u done 2 of the most

Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2)

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Men who have pierced ears are better

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. . . . . . . Because They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I have seen men hazard their fortunes

I have seen men hazard their fortunes, go on long journeys halfway around the world, forge friendships, even lie, cheat and steal, all for

Son mom teacher was asking me today

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of

It is easier for a father to

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY

New islamic search engine launched to compete

New islamic search engine launched to compete with google & yahoo- if 1.3 billion muslims start to use this-we will have an islamic identity

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru

Someone saidits hard to live alone its

Someone said,”It’s hard to live alone It’s harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you

Be stylish but look silent tough

Be stylish but look silent. Be tough but look soft. Be tense but look cool. Be a beginner but look winner. That’s the way

Alphatbet o stands for opportunity wich

Alphatbet *O* stands for OPPORTUNITY. Wich is absent in yesterday, available once in t’o’day and thrice in t’O’m’O’rr’O’w! so never lose Hope.. have a

Some people have such a unique place

Some people have such a unique place of their own in your life that it can’t be taken by any other… The times spent

I have no gold to send u

I have no gold to send u.. I have no diamond to send u.. I have no credit to call u.. I have just

Difference between friend wife u

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

Stealing the blue from splashing seas a

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

Assalam o alaikum lovely orning have

Assalam-o-alaikum *=*=*=*=*=* *’*LOVELY*’* /””/”””’/ /___/__/!___/orning *’*Have A Nice day*’* ‘*’subha bakhair’*’

Life is no brief candle to me

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment,

g o d

,;*”*;, *;,G,;* __)(__ ,;*”*;, *;,O,;* __)(__ ,;*”*;, *;,O,;* __)(__ ,;*”*;, *;,D,;* __)(__ ,;*”;,;*”;,;*”;,;*;, *;,€MorninG€,;* Have A Nice Day.

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the badluck who keeps right on going iz the man

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And

When we were kids none of

When we were Kids, None of our friends had a watch. But they had time. Now all have Branded watches, But none of them

Knock knock any1 there oh goodhi i

Knock knock… Any1 there? Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u… ()”'() ,@ ( ‘(;)’ ) ,@@@ =(,,)=(”)

My wishes for you great start jan

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June

I have money friends gave my

‘I HAVE MONEY’ ‘I HAVE FRIENDS’ ‘I GAVE MY MONEY TO MY FRIENDS’ ‘I LOST MY MONEY & FRIENDS’

Morning greetings doesnt only mean saying good

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice

I wishing u happiestsweetest andlovely good

*I:* **:Wishing:** *:*U*:* *:Happiest:**:Sweetest:* AND*:*Lovely*:* *:*Good*:* *Morning* *_*have a nice day*_*’GOD BLESS U’ *.$|/|$ KÃŒ||G.*

Please remind me 2 u about reminding

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have

The truth about human tongue it takes

The Truth about Human Tongue:- It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it. But, It takes Lifetime to Learn When & where

The friendship we have iz so rare

The friendship we have iz so rare to find We hate to see each other in a bind. We have made each other laugh

It is better to deserve honors and

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain (1835-1910)

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

The meaning of success has changed in

The meaning of success has changed in a lot of ways for me. I guess I’ve gone through a period of my life where

Life has no pause button dreams have

Life has no pause button Dreams have no expiry date! Time has no holiday So Don’t waste a single moment in ur life, Live

Logon koduak ley kehny sy zyada

‘LoGon’ Ko’Dua’K Ley Kehny Sy Zyada Behtr Hy Aisy AmL Kro K Logon K DiL Sy Ap K Ley ‘Dua’Nikly. Have A Nice Day

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

On this holy occasion of eid al azha

On this Holy occasion of Eid-al-azha may the blessings of Allah lighten up ur way and lead u to happiness, success and peace. Have

Invest in the future have a child

Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well. Anonymous

I wanted to change the world but

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. Aldous Huxley

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

Speak not my tears neither open fears

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE PLACE ALL ITS

Good morning un logn ko jo

*,_GOOD_,* *,_MORNING_,* *,,__Un logön__,,* *,_ko_,* *,_jo sub sy_,* *,_peyary_,* OR DIL K BOHAT *,_KAREEB_,* *,_hain_,* Asalam 0 Alaikum ====$$$$$==== ‘GOOD MORNING’ ‘Have nice day’

To have a good friend is one

“To have a good friend is one of the highest delights in life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and

We have forty million reasons for failure

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. Rudyard Kipling

S u b a b a k

*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,S” *,,*,,*,,*,,U” *,,*,,*,,B” *,,*,,A” *,,B” A” *,,K” *,,*,,H’ *,,*,,*,,A” *,,*,,*,,*,,I” *,,*,,*,,*,,*,,R” ***HAVE A NICE DAY *** (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´

From monday to sunday jan to dec

From Monday to Sunday, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings 4u have never changed, For me, you’ve always been…

Q why we have so many masjid

Q: Why We Have So Many Masjid If God Is Every Where A: Air Is Every Where But We Need A Fan To Feel

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

I love you and because i would

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for

Good morning with a great light

Good morning ! With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan of Masjid With the Quraan With

Ho aapki life me khushionka mela kabhi

Ho aapki life me khushionka mela, Kabhi na aaye koi zamela, Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera. I wish you a very happy & NEW

My wishes for you in year 2012

My wishes for you in year 2012 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May,

2 know u is an adventure care

2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U

I have yet to hear a man

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

Dear you are my one true

Dear _____, You are my one true love. You are my destiny. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I’ll love

Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling

Friendship Is The Inexpressible Comfort Of Feeling, Safe With A Person, Because, You Neither Have To Weigh Your Thoughts Nor Measure Your Words !

Good morning pakistanajki khas khabron k sath

Good Morning Pakistan. Ajki khas khabron k sath me hon apka dost Sab sy pehly Headlines: Love u,Miss u,have a nice day Or ab

Life will never provide warranties guarnteesit

life will never provide warranties & Guarntees.It can only Provide possibilities & Opportunities.Its up to us 2 convert them in 2 success.. Have a

max insultz id insult

… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To Notice .. !! * The World Is A lot

Words dont have power to hurt you

Words don’t have power to hurt you. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to you…!!

An awesum thought we always wish we

An awesum thought: ‘We always wish we could have changed our past … without realizing that the past has already changed us’..

Faith makes all things possiblehope worklove beautifulmay

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Every morning u have two choices

Every morning u have two choices! Continue your sleep with Dreaming. Or Wake up and Chase your Dreams Choice is yours Good Morning

Your smile can be compared to a

Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity

When you have a reason to like

When you have a reason to like someone it means that ur mind likes it..! And When u have no reason to liking someone

I have found the cure for facebook

I Have Found The Cure For Facebook Addiction!!! . . …. . . Just Press Ctrl+ W!!! Trust Me It Works!!

You r the best heart surgoen in

You r the best heart surgoen in the world, bcoz you made a place in my HEART without cutting & spoiling BLOOD. i m

Sweet smile i have to do every

sweet smile I Have To Do Every Work Of My Friends Love Miss Care SmS Now Do 1 Thing Give Me A Sweet Smile

Have i told u my sweet heart

Have I told u, my sweet heart Dat I’m all wrapped up in u? My feelings 4 u bring 2 me A joy I

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

good morning

‘(¨`•.•´¨) GooD`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ ) (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´`•.¸.•´ MorninG! (¨`•.•´¨) Have`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ ) A (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Nice`•.¸.•´ DaY. . .*’

If u trust sum1 till the

‘If U Trust Sum1, Trust Till The End; Whatever The Results May Be’ In The End Either U’ll Have A Very Good Relation Or

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

You have only two options in life

You have only two options in life. 1. ACCEPT 2. CHANGE Try to accept what you cant change. And Try to Change what you

I have this theory that if were

I have this theory- that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the only ideal we’ll ever have. Jewel Kilcher

True love stories never have endings

“True love stories never have endings”

Good morning 8tips to be happy

Good Morning ! 8tips to be happy: 1-Never be late 2-Dont cheat 3-Live simple 4-Except little 5-Work more 6-Alwayss smile 7-Have faith in God

To laugh often and much to win

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children…to leave the world a better place…to know

A snake has its poison in teeth

A snake has its poison in its teeth , A dog in its tongue, A scorpion in its tale, Its only the humans who

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Excellent lines said by a friend

Excellent lines said by a friend ‘i have no words to explain my friendship…. becoz i have got an amazing person who can understand

O pasat l mrg l cher

,_o/’ P£èasañt ‘l Mørñìñg! ./L CHEÉR Ãœp & RÉJØICE! Bcaz evry ÑeW DaÂ¥ Br¡nG$ ÑeW £¡Fe ÑeW ßlE$$iÑg$ & ÑeW HòPe HaVe A ÑiCe

When it comes 2 love its hard

When it comes 2 love, its hard 2 know if u have d right 1. Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y? Bcoz Words