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F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Santa joined nasa after one month the

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Kis had tak jana ha yeh kon

Kis had tak jana ha yeh kon janta ha Kis manzil ko pana ha yeh kon janta ha Dosti k do pal ha ji

Khud ba phirtay nazar aayein gay tufanon

Khud Ba Khud Phirtay Nazar Aayein Gay Tufanon K Rukh Tum Fiza Mein Parcham e Abbas (A.S) Lehranay Toa Do Kon Roya Kon Soya

Aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi

aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi ho ge itna pyaar do ga tujhay ae meray sanam ab na koi gham ho ga na

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy ya

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy Ya riwaaj hy try shehr ka Kbi is taraf kabi us taraf Kia mizaaj hy try shehr ka

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Bano jo dost to phir sirf wafa

‘Bano jo DOST to phir sirf WAFA ho jao : Bano jo PYAR to phir had se FIDA ho jao : Bano jo DIL

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

Hum ne un k aane pr ghar

Hum ne un k aane pr ghar k kachay raste par itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kar di, woh is pareshani me

We were young but we had good

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm. Bill Gates

Had e inteha se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai

Had-e-inteha se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai, Hum ne wafa se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai, Jahan se lout aane ka rasta nahi milta,

Meri taraf a ker to dekh

Meri Taraf A Ker To Dekh Mutawajah Na Hoon To Kehna Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh Rahain Na Khool Don To Kehna

Ghalti humari thi k usse had se

Ghalti Humari Thi K Usse Had Se Bhi Ziyada Chahne Lage Hum ‘Faraz Humain Kia Pata Tha Humari Itni Wafa Usse Bewafa Bana De

Shar ke aage sar uthaana chaahiye

Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaahiye,, Haq Ki Khaatir Sar Kataana Chaahiye,, Zulm_o_Istabdaad Ki Had Ho Chuki,, Aah Ko Ab Rang Laana Chaahiye,, Roshni

Hans ke bola karo bolaya aap

Hans ke bola karo bolaya karo Aap ka ghar hai aaya jaaya karo Moskurahat hai husn ka zevar Roop badhata hai moskuraya karo Had

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu mujy maf krna tere dil ma utr jaon tu mujy maf krna yuhi gusy ma aa k

Reza e kaanch ki surat men bikhar jata hon

Reza-E-Kaanch Ki Surat Men Bikhar Jata Hon Men Teri Yaad Men Jab Had Se Guzar Jata Hon Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se Jo

Kisi ko pyar itna dena ki had

Kisi Ko Pyar Itna Dena Ki Had Na Rahe……Par Aitbaar Bhi Itna Rakhna Ki Shak Na Rahe…..Wafa Itni Karna Ki Bewafai Na Ho…..Aur Dua

Gazab ka nakhra ajeeb style hai msg

Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai. MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai. Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho Ye Parh K

Teachr gurbat ki had kia ha

Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha? Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho . . . . .

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk piyar maangta tha Jahan na dard na judai ho, esa dayaar mangta tha.. Jo maangta tha wo

Jab bhi zulmat ko koi had say

Jab Bhi Zulmat Ko Koi Had Say Barha Deta Hai Mera Khaliq Bhi Nai Shamma Jala Deta Hai Ham Say Uljho Gay To Pachtao

A pakistani an american met on

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai, pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek SMS to kar de Zalim, Paise bachane

It is easy to look back self indulgently

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that. But

Me jis ki khater muhabtoun har aik

me jis ki khater muhabtoun ki har aik had sy guzar gya hun.. wo ab bi muj sy ye puchta ha k such btaoo

Missing you is not the

Missing You … Is Not The Hard Part !!! But …. Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart …

Likhnaa use honton se padhnaa lab e laaliinaa us

likhnaa use hoNtoN se, paDhnaa lab-e-laaliinaa us shoKh ko likh paDh ke siikhaa hai Gazal jiinaa sab sang-e-malaamat ke ruKh ek hii jaanib haiN

Let the world stop turning sun

Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart,

I moaned because had no shoes until

I moaned because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Salman butt dont be worry zardari

SALMAN BUTT DON’T BE WORRY. ZARDARi had been imprisonment for 11 year. and he became the president of Pakistan. Yousuf RAZA Gillani Had been

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to usay Mujhay kho ker wo koi meray jesa dhoond raha hai…!

Kabhi nazar se gira diya dil

Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be

I prepared excitedly for my departure as

I prepared excitedly for my departure, as if this journey had a mysterious significance. I had decided to change my mode of life. ”til

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Each moment of your life is a

Each moment of your life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live

Khamoshi bol uthe to har nazar paighaam

Khamoshi bol uthe, to har nazar paighaam ho jaye Ye sannata agar had se badhe to kohraam ho jaye Sitare mashalen le kar mujhe

Pal main doori ho jati hai

”Pal main doori ho jati hai, Zaat adhoori ho jati hai, Pehlay to hoti hai chahat, Phir majboori ho jati hai, Tanhai jab bol

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Insan ki yeh had se siwa lagta

Insan Ki Yeh Had Se Siwa Lagta Hai Yeh Shakhs Toa Mabood Numa Lagta Hai So Jaye Toa Lagta Hai Rasool e Arabi Jagay

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Mangi wazahtein na k0i daleel dost

Mangi wazahtein, na Mangi k0i daleel, ‘DOST’ ‘Dil ny t0 had hi kr di uss py aitbaar ki.

It is very ussual 2 ask

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask Whats Up? H R U? Had Ur Lunch? Hows Life etc etc, So Let Me Ask U Something

Uljhay to talkhion ki bhi had se

Uljhay To Talkhion Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaye.. Tootay To Kirchion Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaye.. Nafrat Hui Kissi Se To Be-Inteha

Hum ko pyar itna do k had

hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe, magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe, wafa itni karna k bewafai na

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

kbi yad aao to is tarah

*’* Kbi Yad Aao To Is Tarah, K Dil O Nazar Men Utar Sako, Kbi Had S Habs E Junun Barhy, To Hawas Bn

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he : RABTE HAD SE BHAR JAYEN TU GAM MILTE HEIN ISI LIYE HUM LOGON SE KAM MILTE

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne khud se bohat larai ki aur kuch bhe nazar nhe ata ye saza soorat aashnai ki zakhm

Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan us nu

Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan, Us yar nu yar na samjhin. Jerha had ton wad k pyar kary, Us pyar nu pyar na sajhin.

Had e jaan se guzar hua to

Had e jaan se guzar hua to mohabatoon ka pata chalay ga, Koi mohabatoon ki nazar hua to mohabaton ka pata chalay ga, Ye

Na chooney ki ijazat hai na paa

Na chooney ki ijazat hai, na paa sakta hun main tum ko??? chalo aao ye tay kar lain,k meri had kahan tak hai !!!!

If wealth had been the secret 2

If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness, Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets… Only Poor Kids Do That…! If Power

Symtyms d most impt thng dat we

symtyms d most impt thng dat we get frm a relationshp s nt d guarantee of permanence bt d leson dt we learn frm

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

Kabhi nazar se gira diya dil mein

Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be

St valentine never married he only had

St. Valentine never married. He only had illegal, illicit relations with his beloved nun. Its 1 of the dirtiest sins in Islam. Make a

If i had one last wish before

If i had one last wish before i die … My last wish would be that , you will never cry

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr proposd her.. He decided to tel her one day befor her engagment at 1 am …. So

Mujhe mehsoos hota hai k lutf e zindgi kam

Mujhe mehsoos hota hai k Lutf-e-Zindgi kam hai Ghum-e-Dil had se barrh kar hain, Muyassar ab khushi kam hai Musalsal Dil ki Be-Cheni ko

Teri ankho mien myne khud ko dekha

teri ankho mien myne khud ko dekha.. myne kai baar tujhe ayena samjha.. tujhmey itni samajh kahan? k tere an chahey dhokey ko b

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Met you became friends shared secrets freaked

Met you, became friends, shared secrets, freaked out, had fun, fought with you, Laughed with you, Smiled with you, Cried with u, Hurt you,

Charles dickens english novelist if husain had

Charles Dickens (English novelist): “If Husain had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied

Qadam qadam par humen sanp mil rahe

Qadam qadam par humen sanp mil rahe hain ‘H’, Kahan kahan hai had e asteen khuda jane. …

It leaves a smile on my face

It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories

Main jis ki khaatir muhabaton har ek

Main Jis Ki Khaatir Muhabaton Ki Har Ek Had Sa Guzar Geya Hon. =Dø§t= Wo Ab B Mujh Sa Pochti Ha! Such Batao Mera

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi

Dil diya hay aytabar ki had thi jan di ha ya mere piyar ki had thi, Marr gya me khuli rahi aankheen ya tere

Had e jana say guzar hoa to mohabbaton ka

Had-e-jana say guzar hoa to, mohabbaton ka pata chalay ga Koi mohabbat ke nazar hoa to, mohabbaton ka pata chalay ga Abhi to phirtay

Me jis ki khatir muhabbat har had

Me Jis Ki Khatir Muhabbat Ki Har Had Sey Guzar Gai Hon…Sagar_ Wo Ab Bhi Mujhsey Ye Hi Poochata Hai Such Batao Wafa Karogay…!

Boy i had a dream about you

Boy: I had a dream about you! Girl: Awwwwwwwww! ? sweetoO!!! (: … . . Boy: You died…:-P 😀 Girl: GET LOST YOU IDIOT

B0y aaj kesa feel kar rahi ho

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ? GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai, Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal

Ek dost meri zindagi mein aisa hai

EK dost meri zindagi mein Aisa hai phoolon mein EK Gulaab jaisa hai. meri dosti ki had us pe khatam hai. zameen pa rehta

All who have accomplished great things had

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

A man had his credit card stolen

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Dil ki khamoshi se sanson kai tehar

DIL KI KHAMOSHI SE SANSON KAI TEHAR JANI TAK,,,,,,, YAD AYE GI MUJE TU MAIRAY MAAR JANE TAK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TO NE ULFAT KAI B PEMANY

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Tum bhi aao na mujha had sa

~tum bhi aao na mujha had sa guzarta daikho, apni ankhon sa aik ajnabi pa mrta daikho, ~ma aise hi tanhai me nhi roya

Palkon ki had tor k daman me

palkOn ki had tor k DAMAN me a gira ik aansu mery sabar ki TOHEEN kr gya….

Jo mile hayat e khizr muje to usy me

Jo mile hayat-e-khizr muje, To usy me sarf-e-sana kron. Tera shukr pir b ada na ho, Tera shukr kaise ada kron. Tere lutf ki

Love marriages are never success cuz they

Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed

Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale.. Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale.. Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab.. Tere ishq

Dard ki hr ik had se ab

Dard ki hr ik had se ab guzr gya hon me phir kbi na simtunga yun bikhr gya hon me Maut bs nai ati

A picture that had hung within my

A picture that had hung within my room For years and years; a relic of my youth. It kept the rose of love in

It is very ussual 2 ask

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask Whats Up? H R U? Had Ur Lunch? Hows Life etc etc, So Let Me Ask U Something

Kia pochtay ho tere hijar me sochtey

Kia Pochtay Ho Tere Hijar Me Kia Sochtey Hain Saja Ke Tum Ko Nighaon Me Sada Sochtey Hain Tere Wajoud Ko Chho Kar Jo

Its not when i look back at

Its Not When I Look Back At All The Memories & Good Tyms We Had Makes Me Sad Its When U Consider Those Memories

Uljhey to talkhiyon ki bhi had se

Uljhey To Talkhiyon Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaey, Tootay To Kirchion Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaey, Nafrat Hui Kisi Se To Be-Inteha

Um ul baneen khaliq e lafz e wafa ki maa sbr o raza husn

Um-ul-Baneen Khaliq-e-Lafz-e-Wafa ki Maa Sbr-o-Raza ki Husn ki Jood-o-Sakha ki Maa Had Ha k Mustafa ki DUA ki DUA ki Maa Mushkil Khusha k

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

jb mry pas thy tm m

*’**’* Jb mry pas thy tm, M n kai bar ye socha, tum s, Aakh m bikhre hwe khwab ka ahwal kahon, Kaisy katy

Had e jan se guzar howa to mohabton

Had-e jan se guzar howa to mohabton ka pata chalay ga Koi muhabton ki nazar howa,to muhabton ka pata chalay ga Abhi to phirty

How close will i come to loving

How close will I come to loving you again How tight must I have to hold on To make you see that I was

Baithe huye dete hain vo daaman se

baiThe huye dete hain vo daaman se havaayen allaah kare ham na kabhii hosh men aayen beKhud yuuN hii rakhengii hamen shoKh adaayen jab

Shahadaton ki fiza ko hussain as jantay

Shahadaton Ki Fiza Ko Hussain (A.S) Jantay Hain Azal Se Karb o Bala Ko Hussain (A.S) Jantay Hain Woh Waqt Jab K Khuda K

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Ishrat e qatra hai darya main fana ho jana

Ishrat-e-qatra hai Darya main fana ho jana, Dard ka Had se barhna Hai Duwa ho jana

Even as the sun with purple coloured face

Even as the sun with purple-coloured face Had ta’en his last leave of the weeping morn, Rose-cheeked Adonis hied him to the chase; Hunting

Usne aik aisi sadaa dee phir se

Usne aik aisi sadaa dee phir se, Aag dariya mein laga dee phir se. Baat chaahat ki udaa dee phir se, Bujhte sholoN ko

Had hogyi yaar kal me namaz

Had Hogyi Yaar, Kal Me Namaz Parh K Nikla To 1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola: Beta Bohat Piyas Lagi Hy .. .. 60 Mere Pas

Agar main had sy guzar jaon tu

Agar main had sy guzar jaon tu mujy maf kr dena Tary dil main utar jaon tu mujy maf kr dena Yunhe ghusy min

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Typing with a steady hand i then

Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the ‘save’ command But got instead a reprimand: it read, ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ Was this some

Kisi ko itna pyar do k had

kisi ko itna pyar do k had na rhy mgr aitbar b itna kro k shak na rhy wafa itni krna k bewafai na

If i had permitted my failures or

If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see

Baarish ki rim jhim mai aa tujhy

Baarish ki rim jhim mai, Aa tujhy pagal bana doon, Apny pyar ki aag mai tera, tann mann jala doon, Tujhko chupa loon mai

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Q udas bethi ho kisi sham ki

Q udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha. . . . . …. . . . Jharu pocha karlo Mat betho Had haram ki

Meri har soch ki bs had hai

Meri har soch ki bs had hai tery paker tak, meri har bat nikalti hai teri bat se hi mera har shair hy mohtaj

If i had permitted my failures or

If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see

Two days of powercut in delhi had

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck

All good books are alike in that

All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you

Reiza e kanch ki soorat main bikhar jata hoon

Reiza-e-kanch ki soorat main Bikhar jata hoon, Main teri yaad main jab had se gzar jata hoon, Ab gurezaan hai wo milne se jo

Shab e tanhai usy kehna hamari neend lota

Shab-E-Tanhai Usy Kehna Hamari Neend Lota Day K Uski Yaad Main Be-Had Aziyat Hay Ya Apna Naqsh Dho Jay Ya Phir MERI HE HO

Sebastian han i sit here since

Sebastian Han I sit here since last night I can feel you’re still by my side When I hark back to what happened last

If you love something let it go

“If you love something let it go free. If it doesn’t come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.”

Zat bn k mri zat main rha

Zat bn k mri zat main rha krta hy Ik shaks hy jo muj main basa krta hay Mre chehre main nazar ata hy

Usse kehna uski yad main be had azziyat

Usse kehna uski yad main be-had azziyat hai ya to apna naqsh dho jaye, ya phir mera he ho jaye…!!!!!

Wat if i dieit wont matter 2

WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter 2 da sky;Same will b da earth;Da land of my birth;I’ll b

Naadany ky had to dekho us

naadany ky had to dekho us ky fraz mujhay kho kar meray jaisa dondh raha hay

rawan dawan h safar pesh o

*’* Rawan Dawan H safar, Pesh O Pss Nhi Ma’aloom, Qafas M Rehte Hen, Had E Nafs Nhi Maloom, *’* Milon To Taa Abad

Hum ne us ke aane par ghar

HUM NE US KE AANE PAR GHAR KE KACHE RASTE PAR ITNE DIYE JALAYE KE ROSHINI KI HAD KAR DI faraz WO IS PRESHANI

Every morning u r handed 24

Every morning U r handed 24 golden hrs. They r one of d few things in diz world tht U get free of charge.

Mrsaleem had 3 sonsnamed 1 rehmat e saleem 2 barkat e saleem

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named 1-Rehmat-e-Saleem 2-Barkat-e-Saleem 3-Mehboob-e-Saleem When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Hazrat abu hurairah radiallaho taala anhu narrated

Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho ta’ala anhu narrated that a Bedouin came to Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam and said, ‘Show me an action that