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Gam e ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye, ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye, humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko, vo zalim

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Great line i dont need to

Great LINE* I Don’t Need To Be Your FIRST or Your LAST But I Want To Be The BEST You Ever Had … =)

Chehra koi bhi aankh main thehra na

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Main Thehra Na Phir Kabi, DiL Ne Kisi B Shakhs ko Chaha Na Phir KaBi, Rotha Zara C Baat Py

Chand ki had ek raat tak hoti

Chand ki Had ek RAAT tak hoti hai Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai Hum YAAD karne me din-raat nahi dakhte Q

Wondering what my valentine lover will

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine’s day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to

But i remember all the fun we

But I remember all the fun we had Every time I think about it, it makes me feel so sad I think about your

Aaj afs0s h0 raha hai haalezindagi par

Aaj afs0s h0 raha hai haal_e_zindagi par…. Kaash kabhi kisi k sath had se ziyada m0habbat na ki h0ti…!

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

Har bar muqaddarko qasoor dena achi bat

‘Har bar Muqaddarko qasoor dena achi bat nai, Kabhi Kabhi hum bhi had se Zeyada Mang lete hain’….

Naadany ky had to dekho us

naadany ky had to dekho us ky fraz mujhay kho kar meray jaisa dondh raha hay

Shar ke aage sar uthaana chaahiye

Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaahiye,, Haq Ki Khaatir Sar Kataana Chaahiye,, Zulm_o_Istabdaad Ki Had Ho Chuki,, Aah Ko Ab Rang Laana Chaahiye,, Roshni

Remember the good times we had spent

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of… Darling I never wanted to create a distance

Jo mile hayat e khizr muje to usy me

Jo mile hayat-e-khizr muje, To usy me sarf-e-sana kron. Tera shukr pir b ada na ho, Tera shukr kaise ada kron. Tere lutf ki

A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook – – – – …- – –

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru

Dil e nadan ko samjhao muhabat zakhm deti

Dil-e-nadan ko samjhao ‘MUHABAT’ zakhm deti ha Tum apni zid se baz aao ‘MUHABAT’ zakhm deti ha ‘MUHABAT’ka safar aaghaz krne par Tumhain hamne

Shumar maa ki muhabt ka jab kiya

Shumar Maa Ki Muhabt Ka Jab Kiya Mene Samajh Mai Aya Koi Iski Had Nhi Hoti Dua Qabul B Hoti Ha,Rad B Hoti Ha

Kya bat hy jis ka ghum b0ht

*Kya Bat Hy Jis Ka Ghum B0ht Ha, *Kuch Din0 se Ye Ankh Purnam B0ht Ha, *MiL Leta Hy GuftGu Ki Had Tk, itna

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padne

When we were kids none of

When we were Kids, None of our friends had a watch. But they had time. Now all have Branded watches, But none of them

Zok e jnon ko had se guzr to jane

Zok-e-Jnon ko had se guzr to jane do,Wo samaitny khud aye ga hume bikhr to jane do,Abi dstras me hon to ehsas nhi usko,Ro

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Had e jaan se guzar hua to

Had e jaan se guzar hua to mohabatoon ka pata chalay ga, Koi mohabatoon ki nazar hua to mohabaton ka pata chalay ga, Ye

Usay kehna gilay unhi se hote hain

Usay kehna… Gilay unhi se hote hain Jo dil k pass hote hain Shikayat un se hoti hai Jo be had khaas hote hain

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them… ‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane) .

If i had one last wish before

If i had one last wish before i die … My last wish would be that , you will never cry

Aj ka kam kal par chordo

Aj Ka Kam Kal Par Chordo’ Hoskta hai Kal Tak Usk Lie Koi Machine Ijaad Hojae..!! By..William Had Haram.

Zaat ban kar meri zaat men raha

Zaat ban kar meri zaat men raha karta he, Ek shakhs he jo mujh men basa karta he, Mere chehry men nazar ata he

Jab dil tumara apna ho par batain

Jab dil tumara apna ho, par batain sari us ki ho, Jab sansen tmhari apni hon Or khushbo ati us ki ho, Jab had

Dabii huii hai mere labon men kahiin

dabii hu_ii hai mere labo.n me.n kahii.n pe vo aah bhii jo ab tak na sholaa ban ke bha.Dak sakii hai na ashk-e-besuud ban

Is had tak hame sataya na karo

Is had tak hame sataya na karo Jan ban kar bhul jaya na karo Jab hum pyar se aik SmS kar diya karen Phir

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Mangta hay mujh say dil teri sari

Mangta hay mujh say dil teri sari nishaniyan. Baatain puraniyan woh raatain suhaniyan. Aankhon main gholti hain nashay ki sharartain. Chalaak chandni main chamakti

Plz dont listen the song behne

Plz don’t listen the song. ‘Behne de, mujhe behne de’ Movie: Raavan. Is song me wo banda logon ki behne maang raha hai. :-p.

Anger is a killing thing it kills

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers 4 each rage leaves him less than he had been b4 it takes

Even as the sun with purple coloured face

Even as the sun with purple-coloured face Had ta’en his last leave of the weeping morn, Rose-cheeked Adonis hied him to the chase; Hunting

Salman butt dont be worry zardari

SALMAN BUTT DON’T BE WORRY. ZARDARi had been imprisonment for 11 year. and he became the president of Pakistan. Yousuf RAZA Gillani Had been

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

There r few things tat must be

There r few things Tat must be don B4 one says Goodbye One’s Eyes must 4get another’s face One’s Ears must 4get another’s voice

Wat if i dieit wont matter 2

WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter 2 da sky;Same will b da earth;Da land of my birth;I’ll b

To have something i never had am

To have something I never had, I am doing something I never did!

Imam musa kazim as aza e hussain as

IMAM MUSA KAZIM A.S Aza-e-Hussain a.s. ALA TAREEN IBADAT Hy Or Es Ibadat Ki Koi HAD Nhi Jahan Tk Ho Saky MOLA HUSSAIN a.s

Teri tlab ki had ne aaisa janoon

Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha… Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad krtay krtay…

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne khud se bohat larai ki aur kuch bhe nazar nhe ata ye saza soorat aashnai ki zakhm

Duniya ne ham pe jab koi ilzam

Duniya Ne Ham Pe Jab Koi Ilzam Rakh Diya Ham Ne Muqabil Us Ke Tera Nam Rakh Diya Ik Khas Had Pe Aa Gai

Friend youve had a good sleep

Friend You’ve Had A Good Sleep, A Good Night, A Good Bed, A Good Pillow, A Good Good Whatever. But Now Wake Up n

Santa had a dream in which someone

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We

Boy i had a dream about you

Boy: I had a dream about you! Girl: Awwwwwwwww! ? sweetoO!!! (: … . . Boy: You died…:-P 😀 Girl: GET LOST YOU IDIOT

Mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla

mahar ki tujhse tawaqqo thi sitamgar nikla mom samajhe the tere dil ko so paththar nikla dag hun rashk-e-mohabbat se k itna betab kis

Koi dost meri zindagi me aisa ho

Koi Dost Meri Zindagi Me Aisa Ho, Mohabbaton Ki Tarah Ho Wafaon Jesa Ho. Meri Talash Ki Had Us Pe Khatam Ho Jaye, Zameen

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Khwaabon ke shahar me ka maqaan hai

khwaabon ke shahar me khwaabon ka maqaan hai khwaabon ke maqaan me khwaab sa husn hain husn ki aakhon me jannat sa nasha hai

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Aansu baha k hamay manaya karta tha

Aansu Baha K Hamay Manaya Karta Tha … Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se Wabista Hai Aksar Ye Baat Hamay Bataya Karta Tha Uski Baton

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

Reza e kanch ki soorat me bikhar jata

‘Reza-e- Kanch Ki Soorat Me Bikhar Jata Hon ‘Mai Teri Yaad Me Jab Had Se Guzar Jata Hon ‘Ab Gurezan Hai Wo Milne Se

At hours wherein no other dared intrude

At hours wherein no other dared intrude, I had drawn comfort from its smiling grace. Silent companion of my solitude, My soul held sweet

Whn old wishes in ur heartol d

Whn old wishes in ur heart,ol d dreams uv evr had & ol d things uv always hoped 4 soar in2 the sky &

Jab b rat ki tariki me hota

Jab B Rat Ki Tariki Me Hota Hon Akela Teri YADON Ko Pas BULA Leta Hon Had Se Barh Jaey Jab YAD Teri To

Din dhal chuka tha or parinda safar

Din dhal chuka tha or parinda safar main tha sara laho badan ka rawan misht-e-par main tha had-e-ufaq pay sham the khaimay main muntazir

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku

jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

I was born not knowing and have

I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there. Anonymous

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

Naadani ki had hai zara dekho

Naadani ki had hai , zara , dekho to usy……..!! Mujhe kho kar wo mere jaisa dhoondh rahi hai,

F i had no sense of humor

f I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Santa joined nasa after one month the

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Kis had tak jana ha yeh kon

Kis had tak jana ha yeh kon janta ha Kis manzil ko pana ha yeh kon janta ha Dosti k do pal ha ji

Khud ba phirtay nazar aayein gay tufanon

Khud Ba Khud Phirtay Nazar Aayein Gay Tufanon K Rukh Tum Fiza Mein Parcham e Abbas (A.S) Lehranay Toa Do Kon Roya Kon Soya

Aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi

aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi ho ge itna pyaar do ga tujhay ae meray sanam ab na koi gham ho ga na

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy ya

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy Ya riwaaj hy try shehr ka Kbi is taraf kabi us taraf Kia mizaaj hy try shehr ka

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Bano jo dost to phir sirf wafa

‘Bano jo DOST to phir sirf WAFA ho jao : Bano jo PYAR to phir had se FIDA ho jao : Bano jo DIL

Hum ne un k aane pr ghar

Hum ne un k aane pr ghar k kachay raste par itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kar di, woh is pareshani me

We were young but we had good

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm. Bill Gates

Had e inteha se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai

Had-e-inteha se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai, Hum ne wafa se bohat aage tumhain chaha hai, Jahan se lout aane ka rasta nahi milta,

Meri taraf a ker to dekh

Meri Taraf A Ker To Dekh Mutawajah Na Hoon To Kehna Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh Rahain Na Khool Don To Kehna

Ghalti humari thi k usse had se

Ghalti Humari Thi K Usse Had Se Bhi Ziyada Chahne Lage Hum ‘Faraz Humain Kia Pata Tha Humari Itni Wafa Usse Bewafa Bana De

Hans ke bola karo bolaya aap

Hans ke bola karo bolaya karo Aap ka ghar hai aaya jaaya karo Moskurahat hai husn ka zevar Roop badhata hai moskuraya karo Had

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu mujy maf krna tere dil ma utr jaon tu mujy maf krna yuhi gusy ma aa k

Reza e kaanch ki surat men bikhar jata hon

Reza-E-Kaanch Ki Surat Men Bikhar Jata Hon Men Teri Yaad Men Jab Had Se Guzar Jata Hon Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se Jo

Kisi ko pyar itna dena ki had

Kisi Ko Pyar Itna Dena Ki Had Na Rahe……Par Aitbaar Bhi Itna Rakhna Ki Shak Na Rahe…..Wafa Itni Karna Ki Bewafai Na Ho…..Aur Dua

Gazab ka nakhra ajeeb style hai msg

Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai. MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai. Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho Ye Parh K

Teachr gurbat ki had kia ha

Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha? Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho . . . . .

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk

Ajeeb shakhs tha junoon ki had tk piyar maangta tha Jahan na dard na judai ho, esa dayaar mangta tha.. Jo maangta tha wo

Jab bhi zulmat ko koi had say

Jab Bhi Zulmat Ko Koi Had Say Barha Deta Hai Mera Khaliq Bhi Nai Shamma Jala Deta Hai Ham Say Uljho Gay To Pachtao

A pakistani an american met on

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai, pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek SMS to kar de Zalim, Paise bachane

It is easy to look back self indulgently

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that. But

Me jis ki khater muhabtoun har aik

me jis ki khater muhabtoun ki har aik had sy guzar gya hun.. wo ab bi muj sy ye puchta ha k such btaoo

Missing you is not the

Missing You … Is Not The Hard Part !!! But …. Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart …

Likhnaa use honton se padhnaa lab e laaliinaa us

likhnaa use hoNtoN se, paDhnaa lab-e-laaliinaa us shoKh ko likh paDh ke siikhaa hai Gazal jiinaa sab sang-e-malaamat ke ruKh ek hii jaanib haiN

Let the world stop turning sun

Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart,

I moaned because had no shoes until

I moaned because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to

Nadani ki had hai zara dekho to usay Mujhay kho ker wo koi meray jesa dhoond raha hai…!

Kabhi nazar se gira diya dil

Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be

I prepared excitedly for my departure as

I prepared excitedly for my departure, as if this journey had a mysterious significance. I had decided to change my mode of life. ”til

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

Each moment of your life is a

Each moment of your life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live

Khamoshi bol uthe to har nazar paighaam

Khamoshi bol uthe, to har nazar paighaam ho jaye Ye sannata agar had se badhe to kohraam ho jaye Sitare mashalen le kar mujhe

Pal main doori ho jati hai

”Pal main doori ho jati hai, Zaat adhoori ho jati hai, Pehlay to hoti hai chahat, Phir majboori ho jati hai, Tanhai jab bol

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . . SHE Was Strange … I Was Wonderful … ;)!

Insan ki yeh had se siwa lagta

Insan Ki Yeh Had Se Siwa Lagta Hai Yeh Shakhs Toa Mabood Numa Lagta Hai So Jaye Toa Lagta Hai Rasool e Arabi Jagay

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Mangi wazahtein na k0i daleel dost

Mangi wazahtein, na Mangi k0i daleel, ‘DOST’ ‘Dil ny t0 had hi kr di uss py aitbaar ki.

It is very ussual 2 ask

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask Whats Up? H R U? Had Ur Lunch? Hows Life etc etc, So Let Me Ask U Something

Uljhay to talkhion ki bhi had se

Uljhay To Talkhion Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaye.. Tootay To Kirchion Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaye.. Nafrat Hui Kissi Se To Be-Inteha

Hum ko pyar itna do k had

hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe, magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe, wafa itni karna k bewafai na

Apna ehsas mar na jaye kahin dard

Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na

kbi yad aao to is tarah

*’* Kbi Yad Aao To Is Tarah, K Dil O Nazar Men Utar Sako, Kbi Had S Habs E Junun Barhy, To Hawas Bn

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he : RABTE HAD SE BHAR JAYEN TU GAM MILTE HEIN ISI LIYE HUM LOGON SE KAM MILTE

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan us nu

Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan, Us yar nu yar na samjhin. Jerha had ton wad k pyar kary, Us pyar nu pyar na sajhin.

Na chooney ki ijazat hai na paa

Na chooney ki ijazat hai, na paa sakta hun main tum ko??? chalo aao ye tay kar lain,k meri had kahan tak hai !!!!

If wealth had been the secret 2

If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness, Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets… Only Poor Kids Do That…! If Power

Symtyms d most impt thng dat we

symtyms d most impt thng dat we get frm a relationshp s nt d guarantee of permanence bt d leson dt we learn frm

Kabhi nazar se gira diya dil mein

Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be

St valentine never married he only had

St. Valentine never married. He only had illegal, illicit relations with his beloved nun. Its 1 of the dirtiest sins in Islam. Make a

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr proposd her.. He decided to tel her one day befor her engagment at 1 am …. So

Mujhe mehsoos hota hai k lutf e zindgi kam

Mujhe mehsoos hota hai k Lutf-e-Zindgi kam hai Ghum-e-Dil had se barrh kar hain, Muyassar ab khushi kam hai Musalsal Dil ki Be-Cheni ko

Teri ankho mien myne khud ko dekha

teri ankho mien myne khud ko dekha.. myne kai baar tujhe ayena samjha.. tujhmey itni samajh kahan? k tere an chahey dhokey ko b

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Met you became friends shared secrets freaked

Met you, became friends, shared secrets, freaked out, had fun, fought with you, Laughed with you, Smiled with you, Cried with u, Hurt you,

Charles dickens english novelist if husain had

Charles Dickens (English novelist): “If Husain had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied

Qadam qadam par humen sanp mil rahe

Qadam qadam par humen sanp mil rahe hain ‘H’, Kahan kahan hai had e asteen khuda jane. …