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Height of double meaning a dad

‘Height of double meaning A Dad Went To School To Get Son’s Report Card, Busy Madam To Dad, ‘Abhi Nahi De Sakti.’ Dad,’Chalain Aap

F u want to get r love

f u want to get u r love so just wait and watch when he recognized that u love him realy much .u will

It is easier to get forgiveness than

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Do not take life too seriously you

‘Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.’ ~ Elbert Hubberd

Two kinds of greedy people never get

Two kinds of greedy people never get satisfied; the seeker of knowledge and the seeker of this world

After so many yrs of education i

After so many yrs of education I jst realisd . . . . . . . . . .Baba black sheep, Twinkle twinkle &

Life is nothing without love luv emotion

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START

Blessing of ramadan uae 60

blessing of RAMADAN UAE: 60 % discount on all food items INDIA: only for muslims 60 % discount milk and sugar 25 rps only

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU. [email protected]

Before the sun sets in this year

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed…..Wish you and you family Happy Sparkling New

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she’s certain that her boy will

As we get older it becomes difficult

As we get older, It becomes difficult to just trust and believe. It’s not that we don’t want to, but too much has just

U never get a person of ur

U neVer gEt a pErsOn oF uR tYpe In this WoRld.. You will either have to Adjust or u will have to ComprOmiSe..! U

If a woman gives something ie in

If a woman gives something (i.e. in charity) from her husband’s earnings without his permission, she will get half his reward. Bukhari

Thought of the day everyone wants

Thought Of The Day ”EveryOne Wants Happiness, No One Needs Pain, But Its Not Possible To Get A Rainbow… Without A Little Rain”

For shame he cries let go and

‘For shame,’ he cries ‘let go, and let me go! My day’s delight is past, my horse is gone, And ’tis your fault I

Tell me mera ek jumla jo

Tell Me: Mera Ek Jumla Jo Aapko Aksar Yaad Aata Hai. Reply Is Must. Forward It To Your All Friends and Get Intresting Yaadain.

Never hold ur gases inside they

Never hold ur ‘GASES’ inside. They travel into ur body & into ur brain & that’s y u get SHITTY ideas. So, Blast loudly

Boy marry me girl do you

Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. …Girl:

Every problem in life carries a gift

Every problem in life carries a gift inside it so whenever you loose something don’t get upset because something may wait for you more

Fill the intrstng blanks main or

‘Fill the Intrstng Blanks’ Main Or Aap _____ Nahi Balke kash_____ Hote? Plz Complete these sentance Send to all friends and get cool replies

B someone wid a big broad smile

B someone wid a big broad smile, try 2 b hapy all d while, wen thngs go wrong dont get blue, jst smile nd

Its very easy to hurt someone and

It’s very easy to hurt someone and then say, ‘Sorry’ But it’s really very difficult to get hurt and say, ‘It’s ok, I am

Advise to all the girls do

Advise to all the girls.. .. .. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies. .. And .. Do not play with

When u get attracted to someone realize

when u get attracted to someone, u realize what is love, but, when that someone starts avoiding u, then u realize what is life.

Smile is a language of luvsmile way

Smile is a language of luv….Smile is a way 2 get success…..Smile is 2 win hearts,Smile improves ur personality….. So plz… Brush Daily;-)

May the little flowers lying in gloom

May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

Assalamoalaikum ya ali as madad dear mominees

Assalam_o_alaikum Ya Ali a.s madad dear mominees join the H_U_S_S_A_I_N_I G_R_O_U_P sms service & get the Ahadis mubarak, Farman Ahl_bait a.s,alert news ,& Inshallahevery

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

There is always a sign board drive

There is always a sign board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’ near a schøøl. But Never near a girls college. . Why? Ans: Bcoz here vehicles automatically

Life is a paradoxwhat ever you want

life is a paradox,what ever you want you don’t get.whatever you get.you don’t enjoy .whatever you enjoy is not permenantan and whatever is permenant

Send a honey hug to your

Send a honey hug to your dear ones and get the same .. Happy Hug day

question shadi ki raat room

~ Question ~ Shadi ki raat room ko decorate q kiya jata ha? send to al frnds and get intresting replz!but reply me first.

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

Being singal is cool no worrying abt

Being Singal Is Cool No Worrying Abt Any1, No Obligations & Best Of All,No Heartaches But U Know What? If U’ll Never Get Ur

Hello dear get well soon and allah

HELLO DEAR GET WELL SOON AND ALLAH BLESS U ALWAYS AAMIN.

Hi wish u a happy world bestfriend

Hi, Wish u a Happy World Bestfriend Day. Send it to all ur BEST Frnds, even me, hoping I’m 1 of them. C how

Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u r expected to give, which is everything.

Best breakup girl i hate u

Best Breakup.. Girl: I Hate U Get Lost …I Don’t Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Iz Ovr … Boy: What Happnd? I Didn’t

Trust your heart dont be afraid to

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

tqt hg ys advance

Ä? t??q_?t hüg Æ’?? y_s_?_ ??? advance…({}) ß?cª?s? 2morow ??? wOrLd Frndz hUg Ðay ({}) .4wrd t?is msg t?? speciaL frndz…( even me if

The reward of deeds depends upon the

The reward of deeds depends upon the intentions and every person will get the reward according to what he has intended. Bukhari

People who respect love never get their

People Who Respect Love, Never Get Their Loved Ones..!! – & ……- People who think Love is Timepass… – ‘Get True Love’ – But

Sardarwhy are all these people runningmanthis is

Sardar:Why are all these people running? Man:This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar:If only the winner will get the cup,

Get up from ur softy bed

Get Up From Ur… Softy Softy Bed… Open Ur… Teeny Weeny Eyes… Wash Ur… Pinky Shinky Face… Bcoz… SomeOne Wants 2 wISH U.-> ‘GoÖD

All mornings are like paintings u need

All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & An SMS from someone

Saraiki dictionary excuse me oey buddi

SARAIKI DICTIONARY; Excuse me = (Oey Buddi Da) Stupid = ( o Chuttu Aa) Get Out = (Nikel Maa Ku Yahin) I am in

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Hay rana khalid mustafa missing u allzzzzzzzzzzz

HAY RANA KHALID MUSTAFA MISSING U ALLZZZZZZZZZZZ FRNDS PLZZZZZ NEVER FOR GET ME AND MY CMPNI.

Happy nick name day if u

Happy nick name day If u like my ‘frdship’ Give me ‘one nick name’ (…….. ) N send this to all ur frds. And

Today is propose day so tell

*Today is propose day* so tell, how will you propose any girl/boy. snd this message to all your frndz and get intrsting replyz.but reply

Snrise btterfly pictre msic natre al

S_nrise B_tterfly Pict_re M_sic Nat_re al r waitng 4 ‘ U U U U U U’ so get up and enjoy da beautiful morning

Forward this message including me

Forward This Message Including Me, & Also 2 Ur Friends & Get Cool Reply.. ‘Agar Aap Ko Mere HATH Par Kuch Likhne Ka Chance

Today is remembring day recal ur mind

TodAy Is REMEMBRING DAy, RecAL Ur MiNd.. Or MEri KAhi Hui AiSi BAt BatAyEn JO ApkO Aj B YAd Hy.. SEnd It 2 ALL

Shakespear said dont worry because if

Shakespear said don’t worry! Shakespear said don’t worry! because if u r worried u get a wrinkle, So why don’t u smile & get

Things 2 take note when u sleep

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

The politicians dont just want your money

The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent

When i get a little money buy

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes. Anonymous

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

The one thing we can never get

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

I never blame myself when im not

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if

All mornings are like paintings paintings u need

All mornings are like Paintings: All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS

The brightest future will always be based

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past

Hope youre feeling better get well soon

Hope you’re feeling better– get well soon.

At ur age of 1 he

At ur age of 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u. When u are 10, he wud have lost

Angels r moving door2door tonight dropping

Angels r moving door2door TONIGHT dropping blessings,I prayed to ALLAH that they get to your door soon.Remember me in ur prays‘SHAB-E-MERAJ MUBARAK’

Sometimes eyes also get jealous of hearts

Sometimes eyes also get jealous of hearts. U knw y? Guess!! Its simpl some times sweet persns remains close 2 heart bt far away

Special rose good morning hav a nise

Special~~~ ROSE~~~ GooD~~~ MoRNiNG~~~ Hav~~~ A NiSE~~~ Day~~~ Happy Rose Day to you and your love. What you feel on Rose Day 2010, i

Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

Come see the sunshine of new day

Come see the sunshine of the new day. Get well soon my friend!

G get up o open ur eyes o out of

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life

Information you get from the imei international

Information you get from the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity) XXXXXX XX XXXXXX X TAC FAC SNR SP TAC = Type approval code of

That mini heart attack you get when

That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your … Pocket. . . !!! =P ;-

You can make more friends in two

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to

Reply must jb light jati hy

(Reply Must) Jb light jati hy to Moun se sb se phla lafz kea niklta hy? Send ur Frinds n get funy replyes bt

Broken hearts are never healed they haunt

Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make

Every problem in life carries a gift

Every Problem In Life Carries A Gift Inside It So Whenever You Loose Something Don’t Get Upset Because Something May Wait For You More

Maths magic 13837 ur age

maths magic:> 13837* ur age * 73 = ? just try it. U will get an interessting answer. cool text messages,get,will,an,interessting,

Ja new friend sur love ohoo

J=a new friend S=ur love ohoo A=romantic night with ur lover R=good exam result Z=lots of hapiness T=u will get married M=U will get

1 bus ma baba g ka paaon

1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya. Baba G: Sorry! Larki: Get lost Phir 1 handsome larkey ka

Facebook is like a refrigerator

Facebook is like a Refrigerator. . You get bored and keep checking, . But nothing ever change.

Girls are like apples on trees

Girls—————————————– ——- —–are like apples——————- ——–on trees. The best ones————– ——are at the top of the tree.————– —-The boys dont want to reach————- —for

Ask five economists and youll get different

Ask five economists and you’ll get five different explanations… six if one went to Harvard. BY Edgar R. Fiedler

L i v e t o g

L I V E T O G E T H E R” What did u read? Live Together or Live To Gather or Live

A little kid asks his dad daddy

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for

Dont compare yourself with anyone in this

Don’t Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World If You Do You Are Insulting Yourself. Don’t Get Fear For Facing Failure In The First

End is not the end infact

End is not the end. Infact E.N.D is ‘Effort Never Dies’ & If u get NO in answer. Then, remember! N.O. is ‘Next Oppretunity’

Past is experience present experiment future expectation

Past is experience, present is experiment, future is expectation. Use ur experience in ur experiments to get ur expectations.

Respect the love you get from a

Respect the love you get from a special person in your life or else you will have to face a day where you would

Today iz remembrence day tel me 1

Today iz remembrence day. Tel me 1 special day of ur lyf & also tel about the persn who made ur day special ?

Hope you get to off the bed

Hope you get to get off the bed soon, I miss you. Get well!

Love is so easy to feel hard

Love is so easy to feel, so hard to explain. Easy to get, so hard to go. Easy to spell, so hard to define.

In todays world when everything around us

IN TODAY’S WORLD, WHEN EVERYTHING AROUND US SEEMS ABSOLUTELY DISTORTING AND UNCERTAIN. NO MATTER IF IT’S THE SOCIAL ISSUES, POLITICAL INSTABILITY, FUTURE CONCERNS, ACADEMIC

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

To control negative physical and verbal actions

To control negative physical and verbal actions, it is necessary to get at their root, the mind, and tame it. Good Morning

To all my friendz shub e barat wil b

To All my friendz.. Shub-e-barat wil b To nyt. Might b my name shall b writen in d list of those ppl who shall

Awesome quote only a few people

Awesome Quote: Only a few People can feel The Rain, Others just Get Wet… Much Awesome: Only a Few Lovers can Feel The pain

I hope youre feeling better miss you

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

Banta when i get mad at u

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How

A truly question for you app

A Truly Question for You. App ko apni zindagi main kis din ka intazaar hai? snd this msg 2 ur frndz n get intrestng

Try hard to get what you love

Try hard to get what you love; otherwise you will be forced to love what you get.

At starting of match will sachin

At Starting Of Match: ‘Will SACHiN Get HUNDRED Today?’ .. .. . Two Hours After Match: … … . ‘Will INDiA Get HUNDRED Today?’

Today is propose day so tell

*Today is propose day* so tell, how will you propose any girl/boy. snd this message to all your frndz and get intrsting replyz.but reply

No one can possibly achieve any real

No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in business by being a conformist.

We all want success in life successfull

We all want success in life, successfull career, success in studies, successfull relations, successfull life partner… In short we run towards success… But how

The four blessed looks look back

The four Blessed Looks: Look back and get experience. Look forward and see future. Look around and find truth. Look within & Know yourself!

If you want to achieve excellence can

If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work. Thomas J. Watson, Sr

Usually when people are sad they dont

Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

One crazy question for you agar

One Crazy Question For You: Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay? Fwd It to your friends

Its my pray when u sleep

It’s My Pray When U Sleep Your Sorrows, Tensions & Worries Also Sleep 4Ever And When U Get Up Your Success Of Life Get

You has to learn lesson from others

You has to learn lesson from others mistakes because you will not get time to do all the mistakes by yourself.

You live so far away are close

You Live So Far Away You Are So Close To Me I Miss You Everyday I Tell You All My Secrets … I Wish

A famous poet eliot saidwhen u get

A Famous Poet ELIOT Said: When U Get LittleU Want More When U Get MoreU Desire Even More But When U Lose It U

I hope u r feelin betr miss

I hope u r feelin betR, I miss u evryday I’m alwaz thinking of u,Get Well Soon!

In front of the person u love

In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like, u get happy

Facts of life in life we

FACTS OF LIFE: In life we ‘Hide’ because we wanna be missed. We go ‘Alone’ to see who follows. We get ‘Angry’ to see

Understanding me is like downloading a 1gb

understanding ME is like… downloading a 1GB file with a 2kbps speed… and when u have downloaded 95% , , u’ll get an ERROR

When u fully trust a person without

‘When U fully Trust a Person without any DoubT, U ‘ll finally get One Of TwO Results : ‘A PERS0N F0R LIFE’ -OR- ‘A

Prayer is the most powerful weapon against

Prayer Is The Most Powerful Weapon Against Troubles; The Most Effective Medicine Against Illness; & The Most Valuable gift To Someone; So I Pray

SMS #25195

.* *, ,* *. * * * *. .* “*,,*” Pass This HEART To All Ur Friends & Also To ME.. See.. How Many

10 ways to earn hasanaat 1

10 Ways To Earn Hasanaat.. 1) Give A Copy Of The Qur’an To Someone,Each Time They Read From It,U Gain. 2) Donate A Wheelchair

The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

Whats missing in hrt ea or u

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you will get hurt! I’d pick

How to get your brain exercised

How to get your brain exercised 2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Silly thing about love when u

Silly Thing About ‘LOVE’ When U Get ‘Little’, U Want ‘More’ When U Get ‘More’, U ‘Desire More’ But When U ‘Loose’ It, U

Todays quote ability character go hand

Today’s Quote: Ability & Character go hand in hand to succeed in life Ability will get U to the Top & Character will keep

I was a child whn 1stly prayed

i was a child whn i 1stly prayed tht ‘may i get magic stick,whch can gv me all i want,whch can make me hppy,i

Someone saidits hard to live alone its

Someone said,”It’s hard to live alone It’s harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you