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Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Headlines of geo in 2050 1

Headlines Of Geo in 2050: . 1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter. 2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding. 3. Petrol 984/Litre

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota gulshan

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota Bypass pr ishara na hota Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota Pace

2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main

!!2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main puhnchy.. !!Namaz k bad 1 bola shukar hy bajamat namaz phrd li, !!2sra pathan bola: !!Han yar

Hum geo super band karne ki hakumati

Hum GEO SUPER band karne ki hakumati qadam ki sakht muzammat karte hain aur tab tak ehtejaj jari rahe ga jab tak . .

Geo k wo kon se do program

GEO k wo kon se do program hain jin k naam larrkiya’n lene se darti hain…? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Ddict t ur swt lahore gar

DèDicätè tö ÖuR SwèéT Lahore Lahore ägar pyärä nä höndä, canäl Roäd dä nzärä nä höndä, akbar Chöwk tay ishärä nä hönda, Kfc dè

Geo 1 din veena k 7

‘GEO’ ‘1 Din Veena K 7’ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro

Aik pathan apna sara saman le k

Aik Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha; Woh baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai, Hamaray

Usa hmare dog football khelte hen

USA: Hmare Dog Football Khelte Hen JAPAN: Hmari Fish Dance Krti Hen CHINA: Hmare Hathi Cycle Chalate Hen PAKISTAN: HAMARE KUTTY telephone pe khitab

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai writer:6 months Doctor:2 months Lawyer:1 month Profsr:1 week student: Paper wali raat GEO

Sab ko apni pari hoi hai zardari

Sab ko apni apni pari hoi hai. Zardari ko apne account ki. Nawaz sharif ko apni kursi ki. Imran khan ko siyasat ki. Musharaf

Khaliq say mangna shujaat hay agar day

‘Khaliq say mangna shujaat hay agar day day to rehmat or na day to hikma, Makhlooq say mangna zillat hay agar day day to

Breaking news wapda ka kehna hy k

¤BREAKING NEWS¤ WAPDA ka kehna hy k sirf APRIL mein awaam ko LOAD SHEDDING ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi . . . .

Hasil ye zamanay min faqat hum ko

Hasil ye zamanay min faqat hum ko sharaf hay Dil ban k Ali (AS) walon k seenay may Najaf hay Jeenay ka isi baat

Aj katrina kaif ny geo news ko

Aj Katrina kaif ny geo news ko kha he Agr Sania Shoaib Sa Shadi Ka Fesla Kr Skti HaiTo . . Wo Kon C

Ipl ne tu 11 pakistani reject kiye

Ipl ne tu 11 Pakistani reject kiye thy, jani ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ sania bhabi ne tu pura india reject kar diya Geo

Parh to liya hai us khat ko

Parh to liya hai us ‘Khat’ ko ab kese phaar doon FARAZ….!! hai kaghaz mein khushboo tere hath ki abhi bhi. Geo Sms Group

Hum ne tumhe dil may basaya geo

hum ne tumhe dil may basaya GEO samajh kar.. ankhon may sajaya STAR PLUS samajh kar. yadon may yad kya ZEE T.V samajh kar.

What is common between allama iqbal gandhi

What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on govt holidays:-) *Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)

Teri meri meri teri light aani

Teri meri Meri teri . . . . . . Light aani hai mushkil… 2 ghantoun main b yea na aa pay… Sara din

Breaking news on geo tv pakistan

Breaking News on Geo TV. Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam : : : : : Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali gae 🙁

Yun dil na lagy drd uthy

YuN DiL Na LAgy Na Drd UthY, Mat ROz M¡Lo tO Acha Ha¡.. Na PYar BaRhy Na JHAgra hO, TuM DOor BsO tO Acha

Elm hasil karo aisa na ho k

‘Elm hasil karo aisa na ho k hahil-o-nadan marr jao —- Khuda jahalat k silsilay min koi uzar qabool nahi karay ga’ (HAZRAT ALI

Bijli hoon main bijli wapda ki titli

BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon WAPDA ki main titli hoon, Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon 2,2 ghantay jati hoon, 0oper pankha rukta hai

Geo tv ary hum ptv duniya

Geo TV ARY TV HUM TV PTV Duniya TV Tensport HBO Peace TV Q TV Express News Waseeb TV & Youtube Facebook Orkut Yahoo

Hum poora saal kuch nahi perhtay magar

hum poora saal kuch nahi perhtay, magar sari perhai, exam ki raat hi kyun yaad ati hai? 😛 😛 😛 😛 . . .

Breaking news geo lagao abhi

Breaking news Geo news lagao . Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (kakuana) (mukuana) (Dhudiwala) (Abudallpor) Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj

Samina ke shadi me hoe itne phool

SAMINA ke shadi me hoe itne phool nichavar……….. camera man AHMAD FARAZ k sath GEo NEWS Peshawar…….

1khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf

1.Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali? 2.Shohr ki zindgi pehlay khatam hoti hai ya BV ki fermaishin? 3.Maa ki dua ko jannat

Usay kehna agar milna nahi asan

Usay kehna Agar Milna Nahi Asan To Likh Bhejay wo kesa Ha? Bohat Dinon Se ye Dil Udas Rehta ha Tabiyat Bhi Machalti Ha

Great words us chiraag ki trha

‘Great words: Us Chiraag Ki Trha Geo Jo Badshah K Mahal Main B Utni Hi Roshni Deta Ha, Jitni Kisi Ghareeb Ki Jhonpri Main

Pathan in computer exam examiner what

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand of Surf Excel, to clean the computer :p:-) Geo

2 pathan car main bomb fit kar

2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay aik phat gaya to phir ‘???? 2nd Pathan ‘Dont

Laziness is the mother of all bad

LAZINESS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BAD HABITS BUT ULTIMATELY SHE IS A MOTHER AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER GEO BACK BENCHES

Multan k village ek zamindar nain geo

Multan k village k ek zamindar nain GEO per inkshaf kiya ha k us k pas zamin ka ek aisa tukra ha jo sardiyon

Sindhi topi shaan asaan jo ajrak

Sindhi Topi shaan Asaan jo Ajrak Aahy Maan Asaan jo Sindhi Jaago Izat bachaayo Sindhi Topi, Ajrak paayo 5th December Tay Sindhi Media Saan

Wakt acha ho ya bura guzar jata

Wakt acha ho ya bura guzar jata hy Rukta nae. kabi bhi sabr ka daman na chorna (Geo Or Jeny Du)

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me kese Aye ho? Pthan: Oh yara bas kia batao, GEO ki LARKI Interview leny ayi thi Us k seenay

Geo tv k woh konse 2 programs

Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain. Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain? . . . . . 1. Hum Sab

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

Breaking news pakistan k mashriqi elaqy

Breaking news pakistan k mashriqi elaqy sy suraj nikalny ki itlahat masol ho rahi hai ye waqia abi kuch dair phely rohnma howa ha

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur

Mein aise sher me apni zindagi basar

Mein aise sher me apni Zindagi basar kar ra hun FARAZ Jhan HARTAL se hota hai Naye sal ka aghaz HAPPY NEW YEAR GEO

Jb pechly sal ramzan ay to

Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

A girl ask papu wo kya hai

A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain. Papu:Legs. Girl:Wo kya hy jo teri Pent

Is pyaar ki sundar baahon mein ab

Is Pyaar Ki Sundar Baahon Mein, Ab Baahein Daal Ke So Bhi Chuko, Youn Jee Jee Ke Ab Marne Se, Mar Mar Ke Geo

Ek murghi ne pak india border pe anda

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india Border pe Anda diya 2no Mulk Ek Ande k Liye Larne Lage Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk 2sre Mulk

1 memon bache ko le kr nai

1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua. Memon ne baal katwaye, shave banvai or naai ko kaha: Bachay

Pehali wo kon se alfaz hain jo

Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain jo har din hum 24 times( har aik ghantay k bad) sunte hain?.. . . . Nahi pata?

Wah karachi k halaaat pentshirt pehno

Wah karachi k HALAAAT, Pent,shirt pehno to baloch aur pathan nahi chorege, Shalwar,qameez pehno to MQM Wale nahi chorege, Chaddi banyan pehno to taliban

1 bar main bemar hoa dost ne

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa 1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha Main Hospital Chala Gya Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy 1 Pr ‘Khas

Newz alrt barish hony or mosum

NEWZ ALRT.. Barish hony or mosum khosh gawar hony ke waja sy bachiyan chatoon py aagai hn. Larkon sy guzarish hy k srif apni

Zindagi ka sab se bura lamha vo

‘ZINDAGI KA SAB SE BURA LAMHA VO HAY, JAB KOI APNA APKO ATNA DUK DAY K ANKHEN BHAR JAEN, VO POCHAY KIA HOW? AUR

Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better

British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim? British:Yes Sindhi:Den Whats the Differnc btwn u & Dog..

geomentary batayen duniya ka pehla

‘ GEOMENTARY ‘ Batayen duniya ka pehla traffic signal kahan lagaya gaya tha ?? . Jawab janye is break k baad Break:- Ufone tm

Geo or jeenay 2 ay dost

Geo or jeenay 2 ay dost tayri dosti ketni payari hy.. lekin har dost nay tayri khol khol k mari hy.. Agar tugy payari

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai, kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai, ‘kaun kheil

Geo to aisey shadeed barish mein bus

‘GEO TO AiSEY’ Shadeed barish Mein Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Mein Kharey They, 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Sy Bheek Li,

Paper dene k bad sari girls ki

Paper Dene K Bad Sari Girls Ki Feelings ye Hoti Hain, 1,toba.Kitna Lamba Tha Na! 2.Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata! 3.Toba Pehle Kitna

Teachr ye ks tense ka sentence he

Teachr: ye ks tense ka sentence he, ‘MISBAH AFRIDI KA RECORD TOREGA’ Studnt: ‘future impossible tense’ GeO AFriDI

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat rishte

‘MAA’ Maa kia he? Aik khobsorat rishte ka nam Maa k dam se hi kainat me rang he Ye maa hi he jo apne

Geo pathan for those who say

GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T MAKE AN ATOMIS BOMB– Dr QADEER KHAN DID IT

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi

Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye. Kmenu Ne Munni Ko Chora or Mere Pechy Ho

Masroof rehty din raat daharki waly karte

Masroof Rehty Din Raat Daharki WALY Karte Hai Raaj Dilo Par Daharki WALY Betabi-e-Dil Ka Andaza Ksi Aur Ko Hota Nahi Samjhte Hai Dilo

Jab tum pe koi musibt aa jaye

Jab Tum pe Koi Musibt Aa jaye To Kisi Ka Ahsaan Na Lo kun k Musibat 4 din ki Or Ahsaan zindagi Bhar ka

Breaking news janab aamir sb hr sal

BREAKING NEws! ‘Janab Aamir sb’ Hr Sal ki Trh is Sal B Eid-ul-Fitr ki namaz Apne Aabai sheir hasilpur Mein Ada karen Gy. Namaz

Eid mubarak hairaan na ho abhi mobile

*EID MUBARAK Hairaan Na Ho. Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya. Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye. .

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise hua????? Pathan:o doctor yara kya btaon!!! main mor katne

3 mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se

3 Mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se pehle judge ne poocha tmhari taleem kia hai? 1st. Maine M.A ki he. 2nd. Maine Diploma Kiya

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KON THA WO KAMEENA?’ Aur Agr larkay ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KAMEENAY!

Kal mara nikah hai new drama

Kal mara nikah hai New Drama serial. Coming Soon only on ‘GEO’.. Sab ka dimag ghuma k Geo..

P o e m bijli hoon

P O E M Bijli hoon men bijli hoon, Pakistan Ki Titli hoon, Aadha Ghanta ati hoon, 8,8 Ghante jati hoon, Upar Pankha sota

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

Yun dil na lagy dard uthy mat

Yun DIL na lagy na dard uthy, mat roz milo to acha hai Na pyar barhy na jhagra ho, tum door baso to acha

Ye hai naswaar ka kamal top 3

Ye hai Naswaar ka Kamal, Top 3 bowlrz in world Cup2011, 1. Afridi_21 wktz, 2. Zaheer khan_17 wktz, 3. Umar Gul_14 wktz, Nswaar Khao,

Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai

Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar

Aman ka ik elaan hai afridi

Aman Ka Ik Elaan Hai ‘AFRIDI’ Pyar Ka Ik Farman Hai ‘AFRIDI’ Har Dil Ka Arman Hai ‘AFRIDI’ Sehra Mein Toofan Hai ‘AFRIDI’ Himat

Shahid afridi umer gul or younas khan

Shahid Afridi, Umer Gul or Younas Khan udaas baithay thay. MISBAH! Kia hua Udaas Q ho.? Afridi! Ham ko uska Buhat yaad aaraha hai.

Shadeed garmi me bus stop pe log

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me

Begherat kameene be sharam nalaiq faalto

Begherat Kameene Be sharam Nalaiq Faalto Aawaara Chor Kanjar Jangli Ye sub mil kar Pakistan ko chala rahe hen;-) Geo Or Jeenay DO Plz

Pathan ki murgi bemar hui sardar tum

PATHAN: ki murgi bemar hui, SARDAR: tum is ka sadka utar lo toh phir PATHAN ne murghi k liye 1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa kar dia…

Rajput rraj karny wale aaan par

%RAJPUT% R=Raj karny wale. A=Aan par mar mitny wale. J=Jurat mand. P=Pyer karny wale. U=Umeedon par utarny wale. T=Tamam logon k sukh dukh main

1 baadshah ne elaan kiya koi

1 Baadshah ne elaan kiya ‘ koi aisa bahadur hai jo 3 drum sharab k piye, Sher k daant torey, Or 1 larki k

Teacher batao zmen or chand ka apas

Teacher: Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy? Pathn:Bhai behn ka Techer Wo ksy? Pathn: Q k log chnd ko mamu

Mein aise mulk mei apni zindagi basar

Mein aise mulk mei apni zindagi basar kar raha hoo FARAZ . . . jehan jaali degree wale kar rahe hain mulk per raaj

Yaad rakho subha uth k 2 kam

‘Yaad rakho! Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo: 1st=DIL SE shukar ada karo k tm zinda ho 2nd=LUX se Nahaya karo ta k

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Phudda news bhosri chok pr 1 choot

PHUDDA NEWS… Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia; 10 Lun Halaak 14 Chootein Zakhmi . 40 Mummay phat gaye . Police

Girl agar koi larka har hafte new

GIRL; AGAR KOI LARKA HAR HAFTE NEW LARKI K SATH ENJOY KARE TO TALENTED HAI, MAGAR KOI LARKI ZINDAGI ME 2 LARKO SE TALUQ

Un ki mohabat me bas neek

Un ki mohabat me bas neek kam krte hin Un k chahnay walon ko dil say salam kartay hin Ye bat nahi k ham

Pathan gehri soch mei wife kia rahe

pathan: gehri soch mei. wife: kia soch rahe ho? pathan : ye GEO NEWS walon ko kese pata chalta hai? wife: kia? pathan: yehi

Breaking news by geo wazarat e bijli

Breaking news by Geo: Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan… ” Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

l enni sari

.,____(‘,)____,. ))) / L Enni sari duawan naL subha bkhair khush roho te hasday wasday ro. Nalay geo hazaro saal. (-Good Morning-)

Geo ki taaza taza reporttaliban nay karachi

GEO ki taaza taza Report ‘TALIBAN’ nay Karachi may Samandar ko aag laga di GEO to aise GEO ‘Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO” ‘GEO’

Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye’ Lahore main us Din 26

Meri khali jaib ko meri gharibi na

Meri khali jaib ko meri gharibi na samajh Faraz Agar khof-e-khuda na hota tu main b ‘ZarDaRi’ hota. (,’)/’ /) / GEO BHUTTO _/

Good news for boys ab koi

Good news for BOYs’ Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena Q K ALL PAKISTAN lover BOYz ASSOCIATION Ki Janib Sy