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Posted by adam november 27 1149am

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:49am Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar

Muhabat k liye kuch dil makhsus hotay

muhabat k liye kuch dil makhsus hotay hain dost, ye wo naghma nahi jo har saz par gaya jaye ..

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya koi, aap ki sanso per naam likh gaya koi, Chaloo wada hai aap se bhool jana humain,

Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte

chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar gaya

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye, jeena marna tha sirf usi k liye, wo mujh ko TANHA chor gaya to yaqin aya,

tu k simta to rag e

*’* Tu K Simta To Rag E Jan Ki Hadon Men Simta, *’* Men K Bikhra To Simta Na Gaya Tere Bad.

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Pakistani media say sawal kia mehran base

Pakistani media say sawal. Kia Mehran base par hamly min qurbani sirf Lt Yasir nay di hay? Kia baqi log jo shaheed hoay hain

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8

Yun hi udas he dil beqrar thori

Yun Hi Udas He Dil BeQrar THori He, Mujhe Kisi Ka Koi Intezar Thori He, Nazar Mila K B us Se Gila Karon Kaise?

Ghazal zindahain jis ki aas pe

Ghazal ‘Zinda’hain jis ki AAS pe wo b rula gaya Bandhan wafa k toor k sare chala gaya Khud hi to ki thi usne

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab

Wo mujh ko milli mai usko

wo mujh ko milli, mai usko mila, pir izhar huwa, aur iqrar huwa, wo chahny lagi, mai bhi chahny laga, usko piyar tha boht

Vicky heart hacker q tere doshezgi py

Vicky HeArt Hacker Q tere do,shezgi py itni aye hy chamak kya kisi khali anghoti py nagena char gaya?? zehn mey dil py aik

Najanay kaisi hawa chali hy k sheher

Najanay kaisi Hawa chali hy K Sheher Saara badal gaya hy,, Kisi ki Aankhein badal gai hain Kisi ka Chehra badal gaya hy…… Haseen

Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya

Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya dukandar:Pathan G size batao? Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan

Dukhon k kaanty daal kar meri aankhon

DukhOn k kaaNty daaL kar mERi aankhOn mEin, :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, Woh mERy LaB Se hansi k GuLaaB Ly Gaya. :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, chor CHOR chOR ChoR chor:-P

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Ph00l murjha gaya par bahar v0hi hai

Ph00l murjha gaya par bahar v0hi hai, d00r h0 hum se par pyaar v0hi hai, mana k mill nahi paate hum aap se, mager

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaya mujh

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaya mujh ko Ye dard sham k lamhon mein kha gaya mujh ko Humen to phool ki khushbu pe

Mana ki ham bhula nahi paate unhe

Mana ki ham bhula nahi paate unhe ek pal ke liye par yu roya bhi nahi jaata ek pal ke liye mila jo yu

Mere zehan ko jo nahi qabool wohi

Mere Zehan Ko Jo Nahi Qabool Wohi Log Hain Mere Humsafar Mujhe Har Tarha Se Jo Raas Tha Wohi Shakhs Mujh se Bicchar Gaya…!!

Kon tolay ga ab heeron main mere

Kon tolay ga ab heeron main mere ansu Fraz… wo jo ek dard ka tajir tha dukan chor gaya

Muskrane ki aadat bhi kitni mehngi pari

muskrane ki aadat bhi kitni mehngi pari FARZ chor gaya wo ye soach ker ke hum judai main bhi kitna khush hen

Pathan yar me 2 mushkilon phans gaya

Pathan: Yar Me 2 Mushkilon Me Phans Gaya Hon Friend: Wo Kon C Pathan: Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht AuR Na

Main jalwa e sadd rung hoon ya moj e saba hoon

Main jalwa-e-Sadd rung hoon ya Moj-e-Saba hoon.? Ehsas ki Chokhat Pe Khara Soch raha hoon Ik jaam to Pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan Phir

Pathan tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Pathan : LIMOO

Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy

Girl: Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy Plz Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy Oh Oi Ma Aah Itna Zor? Bus Karo! Nikaal B

1 pathan bhagte ruk gayayabay saans phool

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya......Y?...............Abay saans phool gai thi uski..Tum log bhi na,Jaan lelo pathano ki….

Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme muje

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme Mere Hi Chehra Dikha Apka Chehra

Shadeed garmi me bus stop pe log

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me

Medical ghazal chalo ao ab mosam

MEDICAL GHAZAL Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo

Un k andazekaram py wo ana dil

un k andaz.e.karam un py wo ana dil ka, haye wo waqt wo baten wo zamana dil ka, na suna us ny tawajo sy

Ussay kehna sard ratoon mein thi thar tay tanha

ussay kehna…! sard ratoon mein thi-thar-tay tanha udass chand k sath uss ka inteezar kia hay mein nay usaay kehna…! amavus ki ratoon mein

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi Teri sanso pe naam likh gaya koi Chalo waada raha tumse Bhool jana hume agar humse Ahcha

faqat mera wo muj se

~ Faqat Mera ~ Wo Muj Se Be-Sabab Uljha nhi tha, Wo Pehle to kbhi Aisa nhi tha… Boht Aala tha Uss ka Zarf

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train

Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha Wife: janu sar ma dard ho raha ha, Husbnd

Thaka gaya hai musalsal safar udaasi ka

Thaka Gaya Hai Musalsal Safar Udaasi Ka Aur Abb Bhi Hai Mairey Shaaney Pey Sar Udaasi Ka Woh Kon Keemiyaa-gar Tha Ke Jo Bikheir

Jag jao k tumhare chehray k krnen

Jag jao k tumhare chehray k¡ k¡rne¡n humar¡ subho kart¡ ha¡n JAAN Yeh Suraj aab-o-taab se k¡s¡ aur k l¡ye n¡kalta hoga / GuD

Kat hi gai judai bhi kab yon

Kat Hi Gai Judai Bhi Kab Yon Hua Ke Mar Gaye Tere Bhi Din Guzar Gaye Mere Bhi Din Guzar Gaye To Bhi Kuch

Kaise btaon kaisi hain teri aankhin madhosh

Kaise btaon kaisi hain teri aankhin Madhosh sa bna deti hain teri aankhin Jab saam’ne mere tum aati ho Apni gehri jheel me dabu

Wo jo bhool gaya hm ko qasoor

Wo jo bhool gaya hm ko qasoor us ka nahi hai ‘dosto’ Jab TAKDEER hi buri ho to koi apna nahi banta.

bujh gaya tujh say wabsta meri

.-._.-. ‘-._BuJh Gaya -TuJh-Say WabSta -Meri Umeed Ka ChiRaaG… -Tere Shehr Say -Aany Wali -Kuch ‘HaWaaYain’ A C Bhi Thi…….!!!!

Mere ek ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga

Mere ek-ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga Aye sangdil tujhko bhi meri tarha rona hoga Siskiyo main lipti tanha bojhal raate Har shab tujhko

Methi neend methe khawab ho gaya savera

Methi Neend Methe Khawab Ho Gaya Savera Ab To Jago Janab Chand B Chup Gaya Phr Raat K Intzar Mae Ik Naya Din Shru

Mery likhy huwy lafz bheeg gaye barishon

Mery Likhy huwy lafz bheeg gaye barishon k bahany Phir wo shama bhi bujh gai Hawaon k bahany Gham ye nahi k sirf wohi

Ek truck doosre ko rassi se bandh

Ek Truck doosre Truck ko Rassi se bandh kar le ja raha tha Yeh dekh k 1 Pathan Hans Hans k Lotpot ho gaya

Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua.. Waiter: janab kia chahiye.? Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha, kuch bach gaya tha,

Mere marne se kisi ko zeyada fark

Mere marne se kisi ko zeyada fark nahi padega’ . FALAK…. . bus tanhai royegi ke mera humsafar chala gaya….

Jo bisate jaan ulat gaya rastay say

Jo Bisate Jaan Ulat Gaya Jo Rastay Say Palat Gaya Usay Roknay Say Kiya Husool Usay Mat Bula Usay Bhool Ja Malli…… Meray Naseeb

Ek he sif me karay hogay mehmood

Ek he sif me karay hogay Mehmood o Ayaz dono k jotay lekar bhaag gaya faraz

Matt kar kisi se pyar itna k

Matt kar kisi se pyar itna K woh pyar teri zindagi ban jaye paGal, Tu ye kesay bhool gaya K zindagi kabhi kisi se

Bichrah hai jo ik bar tu

Bichrah Hai Jo Ik Bar Tu Miltey Nahin Dekha Is Zakhum Ko Hum Nay Kabhi Siltey Nahin Dekha Ik Bar Jisay Chaat Gai Dhoop

Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se, Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse. Choochi Tan Gayi,

Khuda jaane hmko kya ho gaya hai

Khuda jaane hmko kya ho gaya hai, Aur hum yeh kya kar rahe hai Jaante he ki aap hmari kismat me nAhi hAi, Phir

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi to garmi boht thi aap yaqeen karen k dosre din hiUnk ghrbacha huwa,SAALAN, khrab ho gaya.Hahaha

2011 ka super hit sms pathan

2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka ziyada se ziyada istmaal kren Pathan Bethy Bethy hi

Meri zindagi mjhe ye bta bhool k

meri zindagi mjhe ye bta, mjhe bhool k tjhe kia mila tere char din k piar se mjhe umr bhr ka ghum mila main

Pathan ka promotion inspector se dsp ho

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar Aa Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh ? ? . .

Rukhsat howa to baat meri maan kr

Rukhsat howa to baat meri maan kr gya apne tamaam dard maray nam kr gaya bichra khuch is ada se k rut hi badal

Aik larka apni girl friend se dat

Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main

Us shaks ko to bichadeny ka saleka

Us Shaks Ko To Bichadeny Ka Saleka Nahi FARAZ!! Jatay Hoe Khud KO Mere Pass Chor Gaya

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai voh ek

Mujhse chipak sa gaya hai, Voh ek saya hai Mujhe nigal raha hai Voh to maya hai Meri hi parchai hai Kabhi juda hote

Wo keh ke chalay itni mulaqat bohot

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say

Ajeeb shukhx tha wo zindaghi main jis

ajeeb shukhx tha wo zindaghi main jis ko main samajh ker bhi na samajh saka,,,,, mujhe chahta bhi ghazab ka tha mujhe chor ker

Bahna pata nahi kudrati aap se itna

Bahna Pata nahi Kudrati aap se itna lago kaise ho gaya Bahna aap sab se alag ho is bahi ki aap ko hamesha douwa

Lauta nahi dil koocha e janaa se abhi tak

Lauta nahi Dil Koocha-e-Janaa Se Abhi tak Kambakht Kahin Raah main Mara Na Gaya Ho

Ae arz e karbala mera dilbar kidhar

Ae Arz e Karbala Mera Dilbar Kidhar Gaya Ae Dasht e Nainawa Maah e Anwaar Kidhar Gaya Maqtal Mein Hum Shabeeh e Peyamber (A.S)

Usay barishon ne chura liya k woh

Usay barishon ne chura liya, K woh badalon ka makeen tha, Kabhi mur k ye bhi to dekhta, K mera wajood zameen tha, Wohi

Ankh0n ko intezar ka hunar de kar

Ankh0n ko intezar ka hunar de kar chala gaya. Chaha tha ek shaks ko jane kidhar chala gaya.

Ghazal mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta

GHAZAL Mitt gaya hon mujko to mitta rehne do, Mere jazbaat K sholon ko buja rehne do, Dard sehne ki hai bachpan hi se

Lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon

lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon ko choomna Faraz Us ne kaha jo mujh se k kaanta nikaal do..

na haath thaam sakey pakar daman

?~ Na Haath Thaam Sakey Na Pakar Sakey Daman,,, Bohat Hi Qareeb Se guzar Kar Bichar Gaya Koi…!

Dil teri zulf ki zangeer k qabil

dil teri zulf ki zangeer k qabil na Tha” Ye abhi masom tha taqdeer ka qabil na tha Tujhe sai aek tasweer mangi thi

cham ll cham

(,’)//”//(‘,) cham )) (( cham LL ,¡ /,cham 8 aany ki chhalia 8 aany ka paan Chal mere ghore hindustan . Pakistan me kuch

Wo kisi k khatir mujhe bhul bhi

wo kisi k khatir mujhe bhul bhi gaya to koi baat nhi. ‘Faraz’ Main bhi to bhul gaya tha sara zamana us k khatir.

A true story kisi drakht pe ik

‘A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Marmareen haath mein hina dekhi hum

‘Mar’mareen Haath Mein Hina Dekhi, ‘Hum Ny Bhi Qudrat, E, KHUDA Dekhi, ‘Us K Gaisoo Khulay Hain Jab Jab Bhi, ‘Raqs Karti Hui Hawa

Yeh saal bhi udaas raha rooth ker

Yeh Saal Bhi Udaas Raha Rooth Ker Gaya, dekhy baghaer tujh ko December guzar gaya.

Zindagi k har morr pe kuch is

Zindagi K Har Morr Pe Kuch Is Tarha Aazmaya Gaya Mujhe,, Zindagi Dey K Phir Zindagi K Liye Tarsaya Gaya Mujhe.! Pehle Inayat Kia

Main sar k bul gira tha gunahon

Main Sar K Bul Gira Tha Gunahon K Bojh Se Dunya Smajh Rahi Thi K Sajdy M Para Hy Sajdy M Jb Gaya To

bari mushqil se hum app

Ç Bari.. mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan se channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay wapsy per Shopper phat

Ni tu challi gayi england baja ke

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara

Zainab sa chali toa jabar ka suraj

Zainab (S.A) Chali Toa Jabar Ka Suraj Palat Gaya Qadmon Ki Chap Sun K Sitam Dar K Hat Gaya Zalim Ameer e Sham Ka

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Jummay ki history 1 kainat

Jummay ki History 1 : kainat 6 Din me bani or Akhri Din Jumma ka tha 2 : Jumma k Din hi Qayamat aegi

Sar de ke subukdosh hua ishq mein

Sar De Ke Subukdosh Hua Ishq Mein Farhaad Buzdil Se Uthaya Na Gaya Baar-e-Mohabbat Is Koh-e-Museebat Ko Uthaya Mere Dil Ne Aalam Se Uthaya

Tu vo zalim hai jo dill main

Tu vo zalim hai jo dill main reh kar b mera na ho saka sAGAr aur dill vo kafir hai jo mujh main reh

1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank

1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi Brbad krty ho? Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy, Ao

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

Main hosh mein tha tou phir uss

Main hosh mein tha tou phir Uss pe mar gaya kais Yeh zehar mere lahoo mein utter gaya kaise Kuch Uss k dil mein

Ghazal bhool ja yehi zindagi ka

=GHAZAL= (BHOOL JA) Yehi Zindagi Ka Ussol Hai, Jo Bichar Gaya Ussy Bhool Ja, Jo Mila Hai Dil Se Laga K Rakh, Jo Nahi

3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Ek dafa umar raseeda aorat apnay jawan

Ek Dafa Ek Umar Raseeda Aorat Apnay Jawan Betay K Sath Baithi Hui Thi Ek Kawwa Un Se Kuch Faslay Per Aa Kar Baith

Iblees ka wahabi se sawal

IBLEES ka WAHABI se Sawal. . . . . ! Mein Bi Toheedi Tha, Tu Bi Toheedi Hai,, Mein Bi Namazain Bohat Parrhta Tha,

Main to phoolo wali razaee ley kar

Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar Soo rahi thi faraaZ..! . . . Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya…:-(

Us muqam per hun jahan na maal

‘Us muqam per hun jahan na maal na naam ka charcha hai Apno se main b bichar gaya wohi qisaye aam ka charcha hai

Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to

Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi le gaya cheen ke kaun

Zindagi ki justaju mai har gaya akhirkar

zindagi ki justaju mai har gaya akhirkar tum hi safal rahe ho maine jo chaha woh pa na saka jeetkar mujhse tum muskura rahe

Main bhool jaoon tumhain ab yehi munasib

MaiN Bhool JaooN TumhaiN Ab Yehi Munasib Hai Magar Bhulana Bhi ChahooN To Kis Tarah BhoolooN K Tum To Phir Bhi Haqeeqat Ho Koi

Bari garam thi tere honton ki chasni

bari garam thi tere honton ki chasni. woh toh mein hii tha jo pi kar sanmbhal gaya..

Is khudgaraz duniya main woh tanha chod

is KHUDGARAZ duniya main woh tanha chod gaya muje….. tha MAIN ek ghulab woh rahk k kitab main bhool gaya muje….. maine KITNA chaha

Woh bewafaa na tha yun hi badnam

Woh Bewafaa Na Tha Yun Hi Badnam Ho Gaya ‘FARAZ’ Hazaron Chahnay Walay Thay Kis Kis Say Wafa Karta.

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka

Kitnay wo itmenaan se thukra gaya mujhay

Kitnay wo itmenaan se thukra gaya mujhay, aansoo bana ke aankh se tapka gaya mujhay.. kaisee ye rehbaree thi ye kaisa fareb tha, munzil

Fm pe abi suna hai k masjidon

F.M pe abi abi suna hai k masjidon se jotey or lotey chori karne wala group pakra gaya hai, Tm kidr ho? Tasalli k

Verified msg hum kehte hain haleem

Verified Msg: Hum Kehte Hain -HALEEM Ko Ghota Lagaya. -HALEEM Jal Gya. -HALEEM Kharab Ho Gaya. – HALEEM Thanda Ho Gaya Wagera Wagera. Jab

Thokar lagi to apne muqaddar pe ja

Thokar Lagi To, Apne Muqaddar Pe Ja Gira! Phir Yu Huwa K, Aaina Pathar Pe Ja Gira! Ehsaas_e_Farz Jab Bhi Huwa, Neend Aa Gayi,

Ye kesa pyaar he jo mere dilme

Ye kesa pyaar he jo mere dilme bas gaya, Mujh ko ap ni zaat se jese alg sa kar gaya Dam ghutaa jata he

Be eitbar shakhs tha so waar kar gayalekin

BE-EITBAR SHAKHS THA SO WAAR KAR GAYALEKIN MERE SHAOOR KO BE-DAAR KAR GAYA KUCH MEIN NE ISHTIAL MEIN SHIKWAE GILAY KIYE KUCH WO SHIKAYTEIN

Aj ishq de toornamint andar mn pyar

aj ishq de toornamint andar mn pyar da fienal har gaya. hoei husan di baiting taiz bri har chhika bondrion par gaya. mera dilbar

dil k darya m gaya jo

*’* Dil K Darya M Gaya Jo B, Wahin Doob Gya, Ye Magr Dhyan Ki Galyon S Sada Kis N Di! *’* Apni Hi

Apni yaadain apni baatain le kr jana

Apni yaadain apni baatain le kr jana Bhool gaya… Jaane wala jaldi main tha mil kr jana Bhool gaya, Murr murr kr daikha tha

be simt hawayon ko nahin roka

~ Be simt hawayon ko nahin roka karty.. ~ Jo beet gaya osko nahen socha karty. ~ Suraj say kaya pochty ho tapish iski.

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya? GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na? GIRL:Haan Thora Thora. Boy: Oye Maqsood Baji Ko 8

Junooneishq tha to kat jati thi raat

Junoon_e_ishq tha to kat jati thi raat baato’n mein ~Jana~ Sazay-e-ishq aayi to har lamha sadiyo’n sa ban gaya . . . /

Mohabbat hum ne ki jo ek khata

Mohabbat hum ne ki jo ek khata hogayi Ki wafa or zindagi saza hogayi Wafa karte rahe hum ibadaton ki tarhan Phir ibadat khud

Yaadain hum jugnu pakra krte thy

‘~’Yaadain’~’ Hum JuGnu PaKra Krte Thy In Chote Chote Taron Se Ghar AanGan MehKa Krte Thy KuCh Sapne DeKha Krte Thy KuCh Apne Chaha

December ab kay aao to tum

December ab kay aao to… Tum uss shehr-e-tamanna ki khabar laana… Kay jis may jugnoo’n ki kehkashaain jhilmilaati hain… Jahan titlee kay rangoo’n sey

Yehi zindagi ka ussol hai jo bichar

Yehi Zindagi ka ussol hai, jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, jo mila hai Dil se laga k rakh, jo nahi mila ussy Bhool

Aik train ulatnay ka case adalat mein

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu

Main ajeeb zamanay ki wafa dekhta raha

Main ajeeb zamanay ki wafa dekhta raha Umar bhar apna ghar tanha dekhta raha, Kahin na kahin to bddl hi jatay hen silsiley Magar

Jahane shoq mein takmeel e zindagi

Jahane Shoq mein Takmeel e Zindagi kya hia Na ho jo gham hee mayyassar to phir khushi kya hia Ye tarz e fikr-e-Hussaini hai

Zardari hajj karne gaya jab wo shetaan

Zardari HAJJ Karne Gaya Jab Wo Shetaan Ko Pathar Marne Laga To Awaz Aai . . . ABBU Aap se ye umeed nahi thi.

Ali as ka adna ghulam hoon sawab

Ali (A.S) Ka Adna Ghulam Hoon Sawab Lay Kar Kya Karoon Ga Hai Hub e Haider (A.S) Se Dil Moattar Gulab Lay Kar Kya

Main bhula rahi hoon jinhen bahut wohi

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