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Mujhe ghuroob na jano jo main ufaq

Mujhe ghuroob na jano jo main ufaq pay nahi… .Bikher gaya hoon andheron main kehkasha ki tarah…

Labon ko si liya hota agar wasta

Labon ko si liya hota agar wasta na hota Mai bhatak gaya hota agar rasta na hota Beman se hote mere liye jahaan ke

Kahin se dhoond k laa do wafa

Kahin se dhoond k laa do wafa jo mil jaye ”Faraz” Taras gaya hai jahan rasm-e dosti k liye.

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad ek

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us dekh

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us ko dekh k sb ghr walo ko b ulti aa gai, . batao kesy? . . . .

Hawa khane k lye me thori dair

Hawa khane k lye me thori dair chatt pe kya gaya. faraz Logo ne shor macha dya k Chand nazr aaYa Chand nazr aaYa…*?

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Lotti izzaten aur katte sar hain

Lot’ti Izzaten Aur Kat’te Sar Hain,, Ghar Wale Dekho Be-Ghar Hain,, Dhoop Bhi Sar Par Bahot Hai,, Be Saaye Se Aj Shajar Hain,, Apna

Sare pakistan ko kam pe laga don

Sare Pakistan Ko Kam Pe Laga Don Ga Sara Pakistan Hath Mai Mobile Pakar K Yeh Msg Parh Raha Hoga Koi Bhi Insan Farigh

1 teacher ka un ke class sath

1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo dete hoe kehne lagen’jab

Dukh sub ke mushtarik thay magar hoslay

Dukh sub ke mushtarik thay magar hoslay juda..! koi bikhar gaya to koi muskura diyaa…!!

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Na wo din rahe mehflen jaan se

Na Wo Din Rahe, Na Wo Mehflen, Na Wo Jaan Se Azeez Log…! Waqt Cheen K Le Gaya Mujh Se Mere Apne Kahan Kahan…!!

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi

‘Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi..!! Meri dharkano’n ka fareb tha ‘mudassar. Mujhy muskraana sikha k wo meri ‘rooh’ tak ko rula gaya.

Barsoon kay intizaar ka anjaam likh dia

Barsoon Kay Intizaar Ka Anjaam Likh Dia Kaaghaz Pay Shaam Kaat Kay Phir Shaam Likh Dia Bikhri Pari Thi Toot Kay Kaliyaan Zameen Per

Tery shehar sy paya b to kya

Tery Shehar Sy Paya B To Kya Paya Me Ny, Bhanwar Me Doob Gaya SeHra NaHi Paya Me Ny. Ro Ro K Apni Aankhen

Karbala mein dekha hai hum ne ek

Karbala Mein Dekha Hai Hum Ne Ek Ajab Waqiya Jis K Honton Per Hansi Thi Woh Rulata Reh Gaya Run Mein Teer Andaz Munh

Wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere

wo jisay samjhta tha zindagi mere dharkanoon ka fareeb tha “sabi” mujhay muskurana sikha k wo mere rooh tak ko rula gaya

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi Teri sanso pe naam likh gaya koi Chalo waada raha tumse Bhool jana hume agar humse Ahcha

Ap sub ko bohat mubarak hoo pakistan

‘Ap sub ko bohat bohat mubarak hoo.. pakistan me NFC award ka masla hal ho gaya naya aaieen bhi aagaya ab bas loadshading,curruption,unemployment &

Safar per saath chala tha jo rehbron

‘Safar Per Saath Chala Tha Jo Rehbron Ki Tarah’ ‘Juda Huwa Wo Bhi Aakhir Musaafiron Ki Tarah’ ‘Main Sochta Hon Wo Kese Bichar Gaya

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise Saath chal mouj-e-saba ho jaise Log yunhi dekh ke hans dete hain Tu mujhe bhool gaya ho

Mariz doctor se sahb g ye dawa

Mariz doctor se; sahb g ye dawa to kahin se nahen mil rahi. patha doctor; oo hoo dawai likhna to main bhool hi gaya

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay

pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay main 1 larka milla usne pathan ko kaha tmhara biwi kisi shadi main nach rhi hai. pathan

Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv

Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed pe litaya phr kamre ki lite buja di b.v

Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja

Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja rakha hai teray pyar main sab ko bhula rakha hai kuch acha nahin legta teri judai kay

Har dil pe naqash hai naam e hussain

Har dil pe naqash hai naam-e-hussain Kon bhula sakta hai shadat-e-hussain Nasha-e-iqtedar mein bhool gaya yazeed Nawasa-e-Rasool hai ye hussein jung iqtedar ki na

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir

Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir hain, ‘Faraz’ Halay mujra shuru hoya si tey police da chaapa py gaya

Kabhi mushkilo ka tha saamna kabhi rahaton

Kabhi mushkilo ka tha saamna, kabhi rahaton mein guzar gaye Wo jo din the mere shabab ke, teri chahaton mein guzar gaye Kabhi dil

Naya dard ek dil mein jaga ker

Naya Dard Ek Dil mein Jaga ker Chala Gaya, Kal Phir Woh Meray Sheher mein aa ker Chala Gaya, Jisay Dhoondta Raha Main Lougon

Us shaks ko to bichadeny ka saleka

Us Shaks Ko To Bichadeny Ka Saleka Nahi FARAZ!! Jatay Hoe Khud KO Mere Pass Chor Gaya

Farq sirf itna sa hai us ki

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi, phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they, mehfil wahan

Itna to mere haal per ehsaan kiya

Itna to mere Haal per Ehsaan kiya kar, Ankhon se mera Dard pehchaan liya kar. Kuch sath dy safar main boht thak gya hun

Mola ali as farmate hain jung uhad

Mola Ali ‘as’ farmate hain Jung uhad k din mere hath ko zakham laga or Alam mere hath se gir gaya to Rasool pak

Tere shaher teri soch se nikal jaonga

Tere shaher teri soch se nikal jaonga Kisi udaas sham main dhal jaonga Tu jo mukar gaya hai har baat se apni Dekh lena

Kuchh hum khiche khiche rahe tum khiche khiche is

Kuchh hum khiche-khiche rahe, Kuchh tum khiche-khiche, Is kash-ma-kash me toot gaya, Rishta chaah ka..

Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha

(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar

Hum janday paye thay sair ko kinare

Hum Janday Paye thay Sair ko Kinare Kinare Nehar ko kutta Peya Nigah main Sutta paya tha Rah main Hum ne gull Khila Diya

Taxi driver to sardar sardar ji petrol

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Anjani raah tanha nager de gaya mujhe

‘Anjani raah tanha Nager de gaya mujhe, Pather ka shehar sheeshe ka ghar dy gaya mujhe, Wo bhi mujhi ko sochta rehta hai raat

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Mere zehan ko jo nahi qabool wohi

Mere Zehan Ko Jo Nahi Qabool Wohi Log Hain Mere Humsafar Mujhe Har Tarha Se Jo Raas Tha Wohi Shakhs Mujh se Bicchar Gaya…!!

Kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai

kuh pal mai yo to apna lagnai laga kuch pal mai too muj sai door honai laga dill hua betab bht,raha munbtazir tera mai

Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya

Chaha tha jisko use bhulaya na gaya, jakhm dil ka logo se chupaya na gaya, judai k baad bi itna pyar karta hai dil

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Wo jo dil mey tera maqam hai

wo jo dil mey tera maqam hai, kisi ko wo dia nahi, wo jo rishta tujh se hai ban gaya, kisi or se wo

Jab wo nend se jaagey to usey

Jab wo nend se jaagey to usey bata dena . K, saari raat tere paas jaga tha koi . Tum ne jab neend me

Usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil

usay nafrat thi mujh se mere mehfil se uth k wo chala gaya yaar shahid usay bhi maloom tha hum nazroon se apna bana

Aansoo bhar aaye aankh mein har ikk

Aansoo Bhar Aaye Aankh Mein Har Ikk Hansi Ke Baad Gham Ban Gaya Naseeb Maira Har Khushi Ke Baad Nikla Tha Kaarwaan Mohabbat Ki

Rehnay do ab k tum bhi mujhe

RehNAy Do Ab K Tum Bhi MuJhe PArh NA SAKo GAy…! BArSAAt MAiN KAAghAz Ki TArAh Bheeg GAyA HooN MAiN…! ‘SALAM_e_BAAriSh’r

Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain

Wo keh rahi thi samander nahi hain ankhein hain FARAZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Main un main doob gaya etbaar kerte huye,,,!

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Ak tu ha k jehan bhar sy

Ak tu ha k jehan bhar sy ha talluk tera…. ak mein hu k teri zaat sy bahir na gaya!!!

Bahut tanha ho gaye hain tere jaane

Bahut tanha ho gaye hain tere jaane ke baad, ye samaa badal sa gaya hai tere jaane ke baad. Kabhie khush ho jaate the

Main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola……. main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola….. aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda

Ye dard mit gaya to phir zakhm

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir…? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir

1 pthan interview k liay gaya officer

1 Pthan interview k liay gaya, OFFICER: ‘Tum kitney Bhai Behen ho? PATHAN: 9. OFFICER: ‘Un mein Tumhara konsa number hai? PATHAN, ‘ZONG Ka’.

Sab kehte hain k 9 maheeno main

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai, . Aakhir Ye Kab

Dhall gaya aaftab ae saqi la pila

Dhall Gaya aaftab ae saqi, La pila de sharab ae saqi. Ya surahi laga ere honton se, Ya utaar de naqab ae saqi. May’kada

Computerize sheyri kal jab milay to

Computerize sheyri kal jab milay to dil main howa 1 sound or aj milay to kahtay ho your file not found jo mudat say

Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me

SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1.

Us ke mehwar se niklu to dunya

Us ke mehwar se niklu to dunya nazar aye saqi phir bina uske ye Dil chain na paye saqi mohabbat to hogayee hum ko

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo

Kuch tu hy badal gaya hy

Kuch Tu Hy? Tu Badal Gaya Hy ! Vo Teri Ankhon K Khwab Sary , Wo Baaten Sari , … Hisab Sary , Sawal

Aah k khoya gaya tujh sy faqeeri

Aah k khoya gaya tujh sy faqeeri ka raaz Warna hy maal-e-faqeer saltanat-e-rom-o-sham (iqbal)

Hamnashen kaisay bataun jazba e wafa kya hai khud

Hamnashen kaisay bataun jazba-e-wafa kya hai Khud bataegi mohabbat,mohabbat kya hai Ishq ko log kion maseeha samajh baithe hain Agar nahi ishq haqiqat to

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Main nahi hon apny wajood me

“Main nahi hon apny wajood me… “Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya… “Mere khayal m rehta hai ek shakhs… “Koi jadoo us nay chala

Ab kya dhondti ho jalay huay

Ab kya dhondti ho jalay huay kaghzon ki raakh mein GUDYA Wo jis ka unwan tum thay woh afsana he jal gaya…!!

Rooth kar mujh se dushman wo khud

Rooth Kar Mujh se Dushman Wo Khud Ka Ban Gaya’, ‘Aaj’ Bhi Rota Hoga Akeley Mein Chhup-Chhup Ke…!!!

m uski rafaqaton p nazan muhsin

*’* M Uski Rafaqaton P Nazan, MUHSIN wo Gharur E Dosti H, *’* Sau Bar M Us S Kho Gaya Hon, Hansti Hoi Phr

Alwidah mahey ramazan ay hamarey allah

Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan, Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan, Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan, Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan, Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan, Alwidah Alwidah Mahey Ramazan,

Wo ek munfrid phool tha jo mere

WO EK MUNFRID PHOOL THA JO MERE DIL KO BHA GAYA SAGAR WARNA MAI WO NAHI JO HR GUL PE FIDA HO JAON. GOOD

Bana ajnabi mera hum safar or nazar bacha

Bana ‘Ajnabi’ Mera ‘Hum-SafaR’ or Nazar Bacha k ‘GuzaR’ gaya, Main tha ‘RaastoN’ se ‘Be-KhabaR’ or usey ‘ManziloN’ ka ‘ShaooR’ tha! Na Theen or

Pathan shia ki majlis mai aaj

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath

Ajab tarah se socha hai zindagi k

Ajab Tarah Se Socha Hai Zindagi K Liye, Zakham Zakham Likhte Hain Har Kushi K Liye, Wo Shaks Muje Bhool Gaya To Yaqeen Aya,

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k

Ajeeb tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye, jeena marna tha sirf usi k liye, wo mujh ko TANHA chor gaya to yaqin aya,

Gharoor toot gaya koi martaba na mila

Gharoor toot gaya koi martaba na mila Sitam ke baad bhi kuch hasil-jafa na mila Sire-e-Hussain mila hai yazeed ko lekin Shikast ye hai

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir gaya, Memon full speed mein neechay pohancha to rupiya nahi mila, , Kyun, , Q ke, Memon

Ab yaad dilae kon tumhe ye

ab yaad dilae kon tumhe,, ye saal bhe akhir beet gaya,, ye baazi bhe jag jeet gaya,, wo sard hawaein ab bhe hain,, rangeen

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz aisa

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi…… Aur Mat Dabao…. are Neeche Kyun

Ghzal kabhi meharban tha tu anjan

(‘GHZAL’) Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha Mera Wehem Tha Ya Woh Mera Guman Tha !! Dey Kar Zakham Woh Marham Rakhta Tha

1st pathan o yara bike q tez

1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai is se phele acident ho jaye jaldi se ghar

Firr uss ke baad girr gaya bhaav

Firr uss ke baad girr gaya bhaav sone ka….. Ek shaam usNe haath se kangan utaare the….!!!

Mein hosh may tha to us pay

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay, Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay, Kuch us k dil may lagawat

Dil bhar gaya hy unka ab shayd

Dil bhar gaya hy unka ab shayd hum sy ….SAGAR… Unki be-rukhi ka ye andaaz pehly to kabhi na tha…!

Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka

Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai, Afsos karnay

Mosam e gul main agar shaakh se toote hote

Mosam-e-gul Main Agar Shaakh Se Toote Hote Kuch Shagoofey Bhi Isi Shaakh Se Phoote Hote Dil Bara Sakht Tha Har Sang-e-bala Jhail Gaya Warna

Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani

Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee gaya.

Ghongi hogai he aj kuch zuban kehte

Ghongi HoGai he Aj kuch Zuban kehte kehte! Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte! Ye Bat to Nhi k Mujhko is Per

Iblees ka wahabi se sawal

IBLEES ka WAHABI se Sawal. . . . . ! Mein Bi Toheedi Tha, Tu Bi Toheedi Hai,, Mein Bi Namazain Bohat Parrhta Tha,

Meray dil k armano ko koi yun

Meray dil k armano ko koi yun hi bekhar kr chala gaya.. Wo kch alfaz aisay yun hi likhta chala gaya… Jb b parha

Ya allah aaj tak mujh se agar

Ya Allah aaj tak mujh se agar koi kufr ho gaya ho to me us se tauba karta hun. phir pahla kalma parhain awal

Huyi muddat ke ghalib mar gaya par

Huyi Muddat Ke Ghalib Mar Gaya Par Yaad Aata Hai Har Ek Baat Pe Kahna Ke Yun Hota To Kya Hota

Hamary chaly jane k bad ye

Hamary Chaly jane k bad ye samunda ki rait Bhi TUm say pocha kare gi Kahan chala gaya woh Shaks jo tanhai main a

ye hai

)(‘ ‘)( /“/ _/“/_ ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,, ;. . . . . . . . . . . nachi kya?? .

Wo mushkilo ko b mushkil me dal

Wo mushkilo ko b mushkil me dal deta hy Jo doobta hua suraj nikal deta hy Ye mujhko sikhaya gaya hy bachpn se Zikr

Raat ho chuki thi 1 darkht ki

Raat ho chuki thi. 1 darkht ki shakh pe 1 vaila Bulbul lotay jesa mu bana k betha hua tha. Wahan se 1 jugnu

Weeraan masjid k minaar sisakte wuzo

Weeraan masjid k minaar, sisakte wuzo khane, dum torti Takbeeren… ALLAH se Puch rahi hain, emaan khatam ho gaya, ya Musalmaan….?

Yeh theek hae k teri bhi neendey

yeh theek hae k teri bhi neendey ujer gaie, tjhe sae bicher kr hum sae bhi soya nahi gaya

Hoti hai tere naam se vehshat kabhi kabhi

Hoti hai tere naam se vehshat kabhi-kabhi barham huee hai yoon bhi tabiyat kabhi-kabhi ae dil kise naseeb ye taufeeq-e-iztiraab milti hai zindagi mein

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

2touching line ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia

2/TOUCHinG-LiNe ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia uthate ho….. jo chor dil main chhupa tha wo kaam kar bhi gaya…..

Winter ka taza kalaam arz kiya hai

Winter ka Taza Kalaam.. Arz kiya hai… Alag alag kambal mein so rahay thay Mehmood o Ayaaz, Full speed me pankha chala k bhaag

Mein ro raha tha jab mere pawon

Mein RO Raha Tha Jab Mere Pawon Me Jootay Nahi Thy Lekin… Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Me Ne 1 Shakhs k0 Dekha,

Ek din woh bahot pachtaiga jab laut

Ek Din Woh Bahot Pachtaiga Jab Laut Ke Wapis Aayega Mai Haule Haule Bolungi Sab Raaz Dil K Kholungi Yeh Duniya Aisi Basti Hai

Haseen pal ki zarurat hai humen

Haseen pal ki zarurat hai humen, Beete huwe kal ki zarurat hai humen, Sara zamana rooth gaya humse, Jo kbhi na rothe aise Dost

Hai shidat e khulos bhi aik jurm e aashqi parwana

Hai Shidat-E-Khulos Bhi Aik Jurm-E-Aashqi -=- ParwaNa Jal Kai Shama Ko Badnam Ker GaYa -=-

Is qadar shiddat se aaj socha

Is qadar shiddat se aaj socha ha tumhain main ne_¤ K aaj meri zaat ko mujh se ikhtalaf ho gaya _¤

Jis ne gham e hussain as mein

Jis Ne Gham e Hussain (A.S) Mein Aansu Bahaye Hain Lakhon Chiragh Raah e Wafa Mein Jalaye Hain Shabbeer (A.S) Jaag Uthay Jo Kabhi

Guriya teri berukhi ny cheen leen hyn

GurIyA Teri Berukhi Ny Cheen Lee’n Hyn Shararte’n Meri Log Samajhtey Hy Main Sudhar Gaya Hoon !!!

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Kafi arsa beet haya hai na

kafi arsa beet haya hai na jane abh wo kesa hoga waqt ki sari karvi batein chupkey chupkey sehta hoga ab b bheegi barsih

Javaaz by parveen shakir kitni sunsaan

‘JAVAAZ’ By: Parveen Shakir Kitni SunSaan Zindagi Thi, Sub Taaq Mere Diye Se Khali, BeBarg O Samar Badan Ki Daali, Khedki Pe Na Aa

Torr gaya wo hum say her taaluq

”Torr Gaya Wo Hum Say Her Taaluq Faqt Itna Keh Kar faraz== ‘K Ujjray Huay Logon Mein Hum Basa Nahi Karty’

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 .

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Aey ibne adam tujhe kia ho gaya

Aey ibne ADAM! Tujhe kia ho gaya hai? Tu ne apni namazon, Duaon aur ibadaton ko sir pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye

Main hosh mein tha tou phir uss

Main hosh mein tha tou phir Uss pe mar gaya kais Yeh zehar mere lahoo mein utter gaya kaise Kuch Uss k dil mein

Load shedding ki musibat ek admi

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne gahr gaya. darwaza knock kiya. Bivi:kon? Admi:Guddu da abbu! Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,pehr andar kon

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke, Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke, Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,

Wo tha bara nadanpr khosh jabeen yar

wo tha bara nadan,pr wo khosh jabeen tha wo yar mera onchy mkanon ka makeen tha wo dosry kenary ka jo arman rah gaya

Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye

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Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya

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Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

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Ak pathan restey key ley tasveer khechwa

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