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Jaan de dain gay yehi humary bas

JAAN de Dain gay Yehi Humary Bas main hai AANSOO,, Hum Nahi Krtey Baat Sitarey Tor Lanay ki

Sard ratoon k mehaktay huay sannaton mai

Sard ratoon k mehaktay huay san’naton mai jb kisi phool ko chomo gay to yaad aon ga.

Teeri nazron say oojhal hoo jayain gay

Teeri nazron say oojhal hoo jayain gay hum, Door fizaoon mai kaheen khoo jayaingay hum. Meeri yaadon say lipat ker roo gay tum.., Jub

Lot aao ye doar hy afra

*LOT AAO* Ye doar hy Afra tafri ka or Waqt hy Nafsa nafsi ka Kch hosh nhi Insanon ko Khatra hy sb ki jaano

Aankho me apne aansuon ko rokti hui

Aankho me apne aansuon ko rokti hui.. Maa ro pari maathe ko meray choomti hui Aab kitney din raho gay, mere paas tum yahan

Behtar hai dar ali as ka ghulami

Behtar Hai Dar Ali (A.S) Ka Ghulami K Wastay Sab Kuch Hai Un K Paas Sawali K Wastay Ghar Per Buland Kijiye Abbas (A.S)

Ye dukhon ki lambi musafaten kabhi

Ye ‘DUKHON’ ki lambi ‘MUSAFATEN’ Kabhi ‘BAFRATEB’ kabhi ‘CHAHATEN’ Kahin kar na den ‘Hamen’ phir ‘Juda’ ‘Mujhe’ bhool ja ‘Mujhe’ bhool ja Main ‘Ghareeb’

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

Thakay haaray parindon ko jo dekha to

Thakay Haaray parindon ko Jo dekha to khayal aaya . . .DOST . . . K koi Muntazir hota to Ham bhi Kab k

Mera wajood sirf meri muhabbat say hai

Mera Wajood Sirf Meri Muhabbat Say Hai. Mujhe Gharoor Bohat Apni Muhabbat Pay Hai. Mujhe Chahtay Hon Gay Or Bhe Bohat Log Magar. Mujhe

Please note it once ak admi

Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha rastay main wo gira and clothes khrab ho gay

Na tujhk0 chh0r sakte hain tere h0

Na Tujhk0 Chh0r Sakte Hain Tere H0 B Nahi Sakty, Ye Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum R0 B Nahi Sakty, Ye Kaisa Dard Hai

Jab bhi zulmat ko koi had say

Jab Bhi Zulmat Ko Koi Had Say Barha Deta Hai Mera Khaliq Bhi Nai Shamma Jala Deta Hai Ham Say Uljho Gay To Pachtao

Itwar special dekhna chaho jo hamare

==ITWAR== ==SPECIAL:== Dekhna chaho jo hamare Pyar ko, To aao kabhi Itwar ko, Neeche karo Shalwar ko, Mu karo Deewar ko, Andar lo Hathyar

Apni merzi say juda tu bhi nahi

Apni Merzi Say Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi Shayad Ab K Bewafa Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi Dekhna Hum Ek Din

Kat k bhi sab se jo uncha

Kat K Bhi Sab Se Jo Uncha Hai Woh Sar Kis Ka Hai Lut K Aabad Hai Ab Tak Woh Jo Ghar Kis Ka

Apno k sitam unki jafa yad krayn

Apno k sitam unki jafa yad krayn gay, Hum jurm e mohabat ki saza yaad kryn gay, Mai ne dam e rukhsat jo kaha

Best gazal jab guzar jaye gi bahaar

Best Gazal ¤¤Jab Guzar jaye gi Bahaar to kya karo gAY¤¤ ¤¤Yaad aye ga mera Pyar to kya karo gay¤¤ ¤¤Sattaty ho aise jaise

Tujhe chor bhi nahi saktey tere ho

Tujhe chor bhi nahi saktey, Tere ho bhi nahi sakte, Ye kesi be basi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahi saktey, Tumhari yaad aati

Teacher tum baray ho ker kia kero

teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay? Student: Dulha.. Teacher: Ohooo…I mean bare

Apka couple kaisa hoga log dekh k

Apka couple kaisa hoga? Log dekh k kia kaha karain gay! 9+2 8+4 6+9 5+5 4+2 1+4 6+7 3+4 3+1 reply must

Aik rah per sari umer chaley ek

Aik Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer Bay_Khahish Bay_Araam Safer Jevan K Kissi Bhi

Wo mosmoon main puranay mosam dosti or

WO MOSMOON MAIN PURANAY MOSAM WO DOSTI OR YARANAY MOSAM WO DILLAGI K SUHANAY MOSAM KAHAN GAY HAIN KIDAR BASAY HAIN? MOHABTOON K AJEEB

Kabhi to kholay ga tu apna dar e mohabat

Kabhi to kholay ga tu apna DAR-E-MOHABAT hum pe Sahil………… Hum tairay dar k sawali hain dastak detay rahen gay

Dard kiya hota hay batain gay kissi

Dard kiya hota hay batain gay kissi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunain gey kissi roz Thi un ki zidd k main jaoon

Kisi ki jaan jaye gi to jao

Kisi ki jaan jaye gi to jaan jao gay FARAZ Ke hasil kuch nahin hota kisi ko aazmanay say

Chand tanha hai asmaa dil mila kahan

chand tanha hai asmaa tanha dil mila hai kahan kahan tanha bhojh gaaei aAs chup gaya tara thertharata raha dhonan tanha zindigi kia esi

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur gay jb ,, .. FRAZ…! , jb kaam wali maasi ny khaa ,, saaab G , facebook

Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay aansoo

‘Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay, Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h, Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat, Hamaari Lout k Aany ki

Dost kehtay hen k zinda rhay tu

Dost kehtay hen k Zinda rhay tu phir milain gay. mgr apna yeh kehna he Ahmed k miltay rhay tu Zinda rhain gay..

Rehny do k ab tum b mjhe

Rehny do k ab tum b mjhe parak na sako gay, Barsaat mein kaghaz ki tarah bheeg gaya hun….

Ja k kahan minnaten faryad kro gay

Ja Ja K Kahan Minnaten Faryad Kro Gay.. Lo Hmne Tmhe Miss Kya, Kia Yaad Kro Gy…!!!

Qaafile waqt k hathun hain lutte jate

[Qaafile waqt k hathun hain lut’te jate] Chalo ik bar phr dar_o_bam sajaya jaye, Geet ulfat ka koi sar_e_sham bajaya jaye, Toot’ti jati hai

ye dobta hua suraj har roz

‘ Ye Dobta Hua Suraj Har Roz Ik NAya Sabaq Deta Hia’ Maghrib Ki Taraf Jao Gay To Doob Jao Gay…

Dard kya hota hai batayein gay kisi

Dard Kya Hota Hai Batayein Gay Kisi Roz Kamal Ki Ghazal Sunayein Gay Kisi Roz Urnay Do In Prindon Ko Azad Fizaon Mein Tumharay

Al quran yahi jo log allah k siwa

AL-QURAN ‘Yahi jo log Allah k siwa jin logon ko pukartay hain wo koi cheez peda na kr skay aur khud makhlok hain aur

Mujhay eemaan teri mohabbaton pay apni saans

Mujhay eemaan teri mohabbaton pay apni saans ki tarah.. Bus aik baar meray sir ki qasam khao badal to na jao gay.. Tum jo

ek ghazal wo b sunayein to

‘ =Ek Ghazal Wo B Sunayein to Maza Aye Ga’ ‘ =Kuch Ansu Wo B Bahaen to Maza Aye Ga’ ‘ =Keh DO SAQI

rasool e pak saww agar

*. . .Rasool-e-Pak (saww). . .* ‘AGAR Tum Meray Baad Dekho K Akela ALI (as) Aik rastey per chal Rahy Hein Aur Tmam Aulad-e-Adam,

hum jaise barbad logon ka jeena

* Hum Jaise Barbad Logon ka Jeena Kya r Marna Kiya **]DOST[** Aaj teray DiL se Nikle Hain Kal Duya se Nikal Jaein Gay’

A scientist james pares from uk proved

A scientist ‘James Pares’ from UK proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around

Raat ko phir teri yaad ne cheen

Raat ko phir teri yaad ne cheen liye hosh.o.hawaas… Fana ho jaayen gay hum agar yehi silsila raha.,.?

Ager dunya k tamam musalman fajar ki

Ager dunya k tamam Musalman ‘FaJaR’ ki namaz perhna shru kardein to.. Islam k Dushman Issi darr se marjaen gay k. Muslman jag uthey

Azaan khamoshi se suna karo aur jawab

‘AZAAN’ Khamoshi Se Suna Karo Aur Jawab Bhi Diya Karo ‘AZAAN’ K 1.AIK Lafz K Badle (1500) Nekiyan Milti Hain Mukamal ‘AZAAN’ Se (2640000)

2 pathan bank lotne gay gun

2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE . Bank manager b PATHAN tha Bola GUN kal

Asay odaas lamhon ma tahreer muj ko

Asay Odaas lamhon ma tahreer muj ko mat krna, Phir lafz muskarain gay un ko Odaas mat krna, Kabi chand ban kr raton ka

Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa

Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly. EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy

Ruthi jo zindagi tu mana lein gay

‘Ruthi jo zindagi tu mana lein gay hum’ ‘mila jo gham tu nibha lein gay hum’ ‘bus aap raho sath humare sada’ ‘girte ansuon

Ankho ma rehny walo ko yaad nhi

Ankho ma rehny walo ko yaad nhi kerty, Dil ma rehny walo ki bat nhi kerty, Ap to meri ROOH ma bus gay ho

Musamoon kay iss milnay aur joda honay

Musamoon Kay Iss Milnay Aur Joda Honay Say Janay Dil Ka Kya Rishta Hayjab Ek Mosam , Dosray Say Milta Hay Janay Kyun Isss

Tere yeh waday janay kab wafa hon

Tere yeh waday janay kab wafa hon gay, Tere hotay huay bhi janay kab tak hum tanha hon gay, Tu Bewafa bhi nahi –

Ho k rahey gaa ajj to zubaan

HO K RAHEY GAA AJJ TO ZUBAAN KA ISTMAL THAK GAY HUM B ANKHOON SAY IZHAR KARTEY KARTEY KHURRAM BUTT

Mohabbat ki kahani main koi tarmeem mat

Mohabbat ki kahani main koi tarmeem mat karna Mujhey tum toar daina par mujhey taqsem mat karna Bohat hoon gay humarey baad daawa-e-muhabbat karney

Ghum o dukh k ye isharay tm na samjo

‘Ghum-o-dukh k ye isharay tm na samjo gay’ ‘Jo din hmne tmharay bin guzaray tm na samjo gay’ ‘Tmhen kesay batayen tm hmaray wastay

Mosam ko ki baharoon ne luta kashti

Mosam Ko Mosam Ki Baharoon Ne Luta,,, Kashti Ko Sahil K Kinaroon Ne Luta,,, Abi Tm To Aik He Qasam Se Derr Gay,,, Humhe

Rooh k qabz honay mein masla kya

Rooh K Qabz Honay Mein Masla Kya Ho Ga Jo Muhib e Aehal e Bait (A.S) Ho Ga Usay Masla Kya Ho Ga Sibtain

Jis train me pyari larkaya safar kr

Jis train me pyari pyari larkaya safar kr rahi hon, Us train ko kya kahen gay? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? It’s

Yahan ujlay roop bohat pr asli kam bahroop

yahan ujlay ujlay roop bohat-pr asli kam bahroop bohat es pair k nechay kia rukna jahan saya kam ho dhoop bohat chal Mohsin apnay

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke

Ek sawal 3 makan hen har k

Ek sawal, 3 makan hen har makan k andar 1 jadoogar hy har makan k bahar ek chokidar hy makan k andar jate waqt

Qabr ki pukar ay ibne adam

‘Qabr ki Pukar’ Ay ibn’e Adam Tuje aj b mene YAD kiya hy kia Tu ne b mjhe YAD kia? Sun! Mere ander ANDHERA

Meray chehray say mera dard na parh

Meray Chehray Say Mera Dard Na Parh Pao Gay…..! !…Yaar…! Meri Aadat Hai Har Baat Pay Muskra Dena….!!!

Tum yaad ho to naqsh merey hawaas

Tum yaad Ho To Naqsh Ho Merey HawaaS par Tum Ashk Ho To Merey Dukhon Ka ILaaj Ho Tum Khuwab Ho To Meri Aankhon

Mein kisi aur ka hon itna bata

Mein Kisi Aur Ka Hon Itna Bata K Roya , Woh Mujhe Mehndi Lagay Hath Dikha K Roya , Umar Bhar Ki Judai Ka

gazal jaanay lagay trey shehar se

% GaZal% Jaanay Lagay Trey Shehar Se To Tujhy Alwida Bhi Na Keh Skay Teri Sadgi Itni Haseen Thi K Tujhy Bewafa Bhi Na

Maan lo hum tumhain yad aein gay

Maan lo… Hum tumhain yad aein gay, Barish ki pehli boond k sath, Sooraj ki pehli kiran k sath, Dil ki har dharkan k

Ban k ajnabi mile the zindagi safar

ban k ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me kahe’ in yado k lamhon ko kabhi bholain gay nahi ‘Agar yad rakhna apki fitrat

Aah ko chahiye ik umer asar hone

Aah ko chahiye ik umer asar hone tak Kon jeeta hai teri Zoulaf ke sar hone tak Ashaquie Sabar Talab or Tamana Bay Taab

Hazoor saww ki hadees mubarka hai

HAZOOR (S.A.W.W) ki Hadees Mubarka hai. ‘JO AURAT NANGAY SAR GHAR SE BAHAR JAYE OR GHAIR MARDON KI NAZAR US AURAT PE PARAY, Us

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Na koi subba na sham dety ho

Na koi subba na koi sham dety ho Dil darakne ko muhabat ka nam dety ho Roz chale atey ho khuwab main mere In

Wo bachpa ki eed to ab ek

Wo Bachpañ ki Ñeeñd to ab ek Aas bañ k reh gai,,, Kya umar thi k raat hoi, paLkeiñ jhukeeñ or so gay…

Rehman hai wo zaat jis ne tmhein

‘REHMAN’ Hai Wo Zaat Jis Ne Tmhein Mitti Se Insaan Banaya Tmhare Gunahon K Bawajod Hr Roz Rizq Deta Hai Wo Zaat Jo Tmhari

Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga

Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga? dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga? aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna, warna

Tujh ko khabar na honay dian gay

‘Tujh ko Khabar na honay dian gay hum nay kitni raatain jaagin Honton pay rookin kitni baatain Palkoon main chupa’ay kitnay aansoo Kitni hum

Admi dost k ghar gia ghanti bajany

Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita ap k abou gar par hen? Bacha. G wo

Mere hr udas pal may mera sath

Mere hr udas pal may, mera sath chor jana Ye kahan ki ulfaten hain, ye kahan ki dosti hai.. Tumhen dekh kr lga tha

mufat mein ehsaan na lena mohsin

” Mufat mein ehsaan na lena Mohsin… Dil abi aur b sasty hun gay……………….

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Keren gay tark e talluq ye tum se wada

Keren gay tark-e-talluq ye tum se wada raha…… Badan se saans k rishta to toot janay do…..

Kia ap ne socha 1subhanallah 2subhanallah 3subhanallah

Kia ap ne socha? 1’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 2’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 3’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 4’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 5’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 6’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 7’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 8’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 9’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 10’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ Agr delete karne se pehle srf 5bar b frwrd kar

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo se tum dho lena Koi sookha paer mile to us se lipat ker ro lena Us ke

Tum mujhay choorh doo gay to yeh

tum mujhay choorh doo gay to yeh samgh lo mohsin koi shaksh zarory naihe hota kisy kaylye.

Ik main he waqif e adaab muhabbat

ik main he waqif e adaab e muhabbat hoon naseer. ahl e wafa dhoondein gay mujhe meray baad..

Pao gay hum se bichhar kar

Pao Gay hum se ‘Bichhar’ kar Bhi ‘Hum’ ko ‘AAS PAAS’Har ‘Shay’ Mein ‘Zindagi’ ki ‘Jhalak’ Chhor jayein Gay.!!

Faqat is dar se sona chhor diya

Faqat Is Dar Se Sona Chhor Diya K Woh Khawabon Mein Bhi Bichhra Toa Mar Jayein Gay

Kabbah alias k faiz se gulzaar ban

Kabbah Ali(a.s) k faiz se gulzaar ban gaya. but khanay se jo badla bawaqar ban gay… Kabba Ali(a.s) ka shukir manay k wastay… kala

Abhi to tarap k raat ki tanhaion

‘Abhi to Tarap Tarap k Raat ki Tanhaion se nikla Hoon, Dost ‘Na jane ab Din k Ujaley or Kitna Stayein GAy…! / Gud

But who can paint like nature can

But who can paint like Nature? Can imagination boast, amid its gay creation, hues like hers? James Thomson

Zakham mere dil k bher jain ge

Zakham Mere Dil K Bher jain ge Aansu B Moti Ban kr Bikher jain gay Ye Mat Pochna K Kis kis Ne Dard diya.,.

Ham nahi badleingay waqt ki raftaar k

‘“Ham nahi badleingay waqt ki raftaar k sath,,, Hm jb b milen gay andaz purana hoga…!’

Haath khaali hain tere shehar se jatay

HAath khaali hain tere shehar se jaTay jatay .. jaaN h0ti tuo meri jaan lutate jatay .. mujh se pehle B mUsaFir kai GuZray

Fana k baad bhi is rasam ko

Fana K Baad Bhi Is Rasam Ko Nibhayein Gay Lehad Mein Ja K Bhi Hum Tera Gham Manayein Gay Nishan Abbas (A.S) Ka Turbat

Khizaan ke toottay patton ki tarah bikhar

khizaan ke toot’tay patton ki tarah bikhar jaayen gay, phir tere dhoondnay se bhi na tumhain nazar aayen gay, Faqat itna he keh de

Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal

Wo shaam rukhsatee ka wakt yaad rahay

wo shaam wo rukhsatee ka wakt yaad rahay ga wo sheher wo safar wo mkaan yaad rahay ga hm bhool sakay hayn na bhoolayn

Suna hai wo jate keh gay k

‘Suna Hai Wo Jate Jate Keh Gay.. K… Hum Ab Sirf Tumhare ‘Khawabon’ Mein Ayen Gay..!!!! Koi Un Se Keh De K Wo Wadaa

Kitnay majboor hue hum apni taqdeer kay

kitnay majboor hue hum apni taqdeer kay haathu, raiza raiza bhi ho gay aur tootay bhi nahi… :'(

Bs yahi soch kr us ki

‘Bs yahi soch kr us ki hr baat pr Yaqeen kr lia…. ‘DOST’ ‘Itny Haseen Honton se wo Jhoot kahan Bolty hon gay…

Apni baaton mein merey naam k hawaley

Apni Baaton Mein Merey Naam K Hawaley Rakhna, Mujh Se Bichrey Ho Tu Khud Ko Sambhaaly Rakhna. Log Pochein Gay Kiyon Preshan Ho Tum,

Apni baton mai mery naam k hawaly

‘Apni Baton Mai Mery Naam K Hawaly Rakhna, ‘MjhSe Bichry Ho Tu Khud Ko Sambhaly Rakhna, ‘Lo0g Pochen Gay Q Preshan Ho Tum, ‘Kuch

Maana keh ab woh door purany nahi

Maana keh ab woh door purany nahi aaty Ankhoon ko bhi ansoo chupany nahi aaty ujery hoi basty main kush log hain abad ab

Yeh keh k laeenon la ko pukaray

Yeh Keh K Laeenon (L.A) Ko Pukaray Shah e Abraar (A.S) Lo Aao K Ab Miyaan Mein Hum Rakhtay Hain Talwar Yeh Asar Ka

Zara odhas hoo lekin zara masroor b

Zara odhas hoo lekin zara masroor b hoo… Tumharay pas hoo shayd, shayd dhoor b hoo… Yon patrili rasto pe chulna shoq nahi mera…

uss se hr saans ki

*. . .Uss se hr saans ki waabastagi rakh lo, mOhS!n. . . . . . . .* Saans rukney ka b kuch aur

Sakoon mil gaya mujhay aaj badnaam ho

Sakoon mil gaya mujhay aaj badnaam ho kar Tere har ek ilzaam par yun be zubaan ho kar Kaya hua agar bulaya mujhay be_izaat

Aik kabristan kay bahir likha tha

Aik Kabristan Kay Bahir Likha Tha: Kabhi Hum Aisay Thay Jaisay Tum Ho Aur Kal Tum Aisay Ho Gay Jaisay Aj Hum Hain think

Toty huwe lafzon mein rawani nahe milti

Toty huwe lafzon mein rawani nahe milti Lamhon mei tou sadiyon ki kahani nahe milti Dil jal gaya ab is sey dhuwan tak nahe

Kaanto k badlay phool kia do ge

Kaanto k badlay Phool kia do ge, Aansoon k badlay Khushi kia do ge, Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti Hamary

Yaar kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya. Na yaar kaise? . . . Niche deakho. . . . . . BUS AESE hi banbya

Hazrat osama bin zaid ra biyan krtay

Hazrat Osama bin Zaid (R.A) biyan krtay hain kay mein nay AAP (S.A.W.W) ko farmatay hoa suna:’Aik Shakhs ko Roaz-e-Qiyamat laaya jai ga aur

Wo kah kar chalay kay bas itni

Wo kah kar chalay kay bas itni molaqat buhat hay, main kaha kay rook jao abhi raat buhat hay, asoo maray tham jayaan to

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh do na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh do na, Judai ki tarha drya

Jab yaaden mri yaad kar k roya

Jab Yaaden mri yaad kar k roya karo gay Tum, Na neend aaye ge na soya karo gay Tum, Us waqat mri yaad tumhen

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Ho sakay to pyar ka aitbar kar

Ho sakay to pyar ka aitbar kar k dekhna Phir laffzon se iqraar kar kay dekhna Jonon ki hadd se agay nikal jaen gay

Meri yadasht ka mehwar hai teri yaad

Meri yadasht ka mehwar hai teri yaad ay Dost phir q dartay ho k hum bhula daiyn gay tumhain.AS

Height of oohh shit a boy

Height Of ‘Oohh Shit’ A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother.. . . …. . .

tera maqam mere dil main is

‘ Tera Maqam Mere Dil Main Is Qadar Buland Hai ‘ ‘DOST’ ‘ Agar Mehsoos Kar Lo To Kisi Aur K Ho Na Pao

Geele kaghaz ki tarah he zindagi apni

Geele kaghaz ki tarah he zindagi apni, Koi jalata b nahin or likh pata b nahi, Es qadar akele ho gay hain aaj kal,

Agar hon phool pardaisi mat choo bewafa

Agar hon phool pardaisi mat choo bewafa hon gay watan k hon agar kanty to bhar le apny daman main.

Hijer k maaron ki khushfehmi jaag rahe

Hijer K Maaro’n Ki Khushfehmi… JAAG RAHE HAIN PEHRON SE…..!! JAISE Yun Shab Katt JAYE… Jaise Tum Aa Jao Gay…!!!

Ye tumhara weham hai k hum tumhen

Ye Tumhara Weham Hai K HUM TUmheN Bhool Jaen gay,, !!_._._DOST_._._!! Wo Koi or Nagar Hoga Jahan Bewafa Log Basty Hain,

W0 k0n sa rishta hai jis main

‘W0 k0n sa Rishta hai Jis main Munsalik ho k tamam Musalman Jisdowahid ki tara hain. W0 k0on c chatan hain Jis per in

Aik arsay baad mila to naam talak

Aik Arsay baad mila to Naam talak wo bhool gaya Jis ne jatay waqt kaha tha’Yaad buhaat Tum aoo gay’

Usay barishon ne chura liya k woh

Usay barishon ne chura liya, K woh badalon ka makeen tha, Kabhi mur k ye bhi to dekhta, K mera wajood zameen tha, Wohi

Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itne chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k choha Bori

Mat pooch meray dukhoon ki daastan meri

Mat Pooch Meray Dukhoon Ki Daastan Meri Zaban Se ‘Kä$h Jän’ Lafzoon Main Itni Tapish Hai Sun Kar Jal Jao Gay.

Cousin se out of family jisy

#=cousin se *=out of family %=Jisy aap pyaar krty hen. +=Jo aap ko pyaar krta hy ?=parents wish !=love marrige. &=kunware maro gay. .

Bechain yun kisi ki mohabat men ham

Be’chain yun kisi ki mohabat men ham rahy.. Jesy k lamha lamha qyamat men ham rahy.. Aansu kisi ki yad men behty chaly gay..

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