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Every sunset gives us one day less

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best.

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor

Sweet boy she says this night ill

‘Sweet boy,’ she says ‘this night I’ll waste in sorrow, For my sick heart commands mine eyes to watch. Tell me, love’s master, shall

According to newtons 4th law for exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal

Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

Hope this day will be amazing

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w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

Smile for the ones you love a

Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways,

Listen to every one and learn

listen to every one and learn for every one becuse nobody knows every thing but every one knows something

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,’Khoti de puttar

Dont love soldiers they are borne to

DONT LOVE SOLDIERS, THEY ARE BORNE TO DIE FOR THE NATION. AMIR KHAN(MURIDKE)

My wishes for you great start janlove

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

How do i measure the love have

How do I measure The love I have for you? I thought, while idly watching A sparrow sippin’ dew And as I pondered thoughtfully

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

A relaxed mind peaceful soul joyful spirit

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a

We always work for making better tomorrow

We always work for making better tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, instead of enjoying we again start thinking for better tomorrow! ‘Tomorrow never comes’.

Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

I am indeed blessed to have

I am indeed blessed to have Someone like you as my father On this special day I‘d like to thank you for everything You

For all boysgirls zina kr k

?^For All Boys&girls?^ Zina Kr k Insan Faqt Fahesh Amal He Nai Krta Balke Dusron Ka Maqrooz ban Jata Hy Or Ye Qarz Is

Every time i see an adult on

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. H. G. Wells

Someone whos been passing by you for

Someone who’s been passing by you for far too long will no longer be allowed to continue doing that. You’re interested, and you’re about

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

Through fun and fears play tears we

Through fun and fears, play and tears, We help each other heal and grow. I prize our time–the days, the years, More than you

A new sun day sms asking u

A new sun A new day A new sms Asking u to forget all ur worries sorrows & tears for someone who wants to

Kyun aankh mai behtay huay ashkon ki

Kyun aankh mai behtay huay ashkon ki lari hai, Chup reh meray ham watan Qiyamat ki ghari hai. Hota hai kuch gumaan sa Maidaan-E-Hashr

Curiosity killed the cat but for a

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Stephen Wright

If u look for gud ll find

If U Look for Gud U ll find Gud If U look for Bad U ll find Bad In Life U always find What

One tear burns 100 drops of blood

One Tear Burns 100 Drops of Blood… . If Someone Is Weeping For You It Means He Is Dieing For You… – Shakespeare

Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane

Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane ko ji karta hai, Toot jate hain hum phir b umar bhar jine ko ji karta hai

Pathan got job in a telenor call

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid

a baskit is full

,’*,”*,*”*’*, ”*”*,’*’,’*’,*’ ______/ a baskit is full of prayers Blesings & Flowrs for *”-Y-”* *”-O-”* *”-U-”* HAPPY 12 RABIUL AWWAL..! urdugold.com

Always be happy always wear a smile

Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason

Life becomes lie if fis missed

“LIFE” Becomes “LIE” IF “F”Is Missed “F” Denotes For Friend So Life Is LIE Without Friend I’m Happy To Say That My Life Is

No life ever grows great until it

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the

For the first time into my

For The First Time Into my world of darkness and silence, you brought light and music. When you lit my candle, I began to

Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze

Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you’ll not find it ‘mongst these trees. It’s scattered ‘cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

My eyes detected heart reacted thousand were

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a

9mm i kill people

(””””””)9mm /”’/&/””” / /I KILL PEOPLE ”’ FOR MONEY, (>’

Husband tells wifeu have a big bum

Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor. At night he asks his wife 2 have sex. Wife said:forget it.why light a

The software engineering field is staffed primarily

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to

Do u know whats a b c

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess

Dear all the fire of jahanam will

Dear All !The Fire of Jahanam will not touch the person who recites ‘Allahumma ajirni minan naar’If you choose to forward it.. It will

Sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai

sa umer pas chi mi janan waleedai. pa wacha zmaka mi baran walidai. mata was khpal haal da zargi na waei. ma ye pa

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God sent in my life a beautiful

God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you’re ready to extend your help

Good news for boys ab koi

Good news for BOYs’ Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena Q K ALL PAKISTAN lover BOYz ASSOCIATION Ki Janib Sy

U will be a rose for all

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

Best wishes to you for a holi

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!

Living for others nothing in nature

Living for Others Nothing in Nature is for Itself Rivers don’t Drink Their Own Water. Trees don’t Eat their Own Fruit. Sun doesn’t Give

An airline introduced a special package for

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Businessman. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To

Advice is what we ask for when

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. Erica Jong

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,

Fill it for me i you

Fill it for me: I _____ You? You are my……? I like your……..? I hate your…….? I GIVE U……? reply me first.

Every wife is a mistress for her

Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ for her Husband. ‘Miss’ for one hour & ‘Stress’ for the rest 23 hours!

Alphabetic advice for you a b

Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Bad Company. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools. G H I Go for High Ideas. J

Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

I told an angel let all

I Told An Angel Let All My Friends B Healthy N Happy Forever ! Angel Said: …But For 4 Days Only ! I Said:

Get well quick u lazy bum

Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There?s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay Sick, It?s More Work For Me, And I?d Rather

Islam stands for i i s

‘ISLAM’ stands for: I= I S= shall L= Love A= always M= Muhammad (S.A.W) Darrod Ibrahimi kasrat sa para kreen.

I admit was never d perfect one

I Admit I Was Never D Perfect One… I Was Never Always There… .. .I Didnt Make You Smile At Times …But There Is

Look outside its so pleasant sun

Look outside, It?s so pleasant ! Sun smiling 4 you.. Trees dancing 4 you.. Birds singing for you.. Because I requested them all to

Just like a red rose that fills

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.

Get well quick you lazy bum theres

Get well quick, you lazy bum, There’s lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it’s more work for me, And I’d rather

My lips and the heartily whispers of

My lips and the heartily whispers of Ali Ya Ali, how can I simply condone? When my clay and molding stands to tribute My

Take some time to smile when youre

Take some time to smile when you’re sad.. to rest when you’re tired.. to love if you’re feeling empty.. & to let go if

A british asked a sheikh why its

A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not permissable in Islam for women to shake hands wid men??’ Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with

A little girl needs daddy for many

A little girl needs Daddy For many, many things: Like holding her high off the ground Where the sunlight sings! Like being the deep

Sweetest part in life is to carry

Sweetest part in life is to carry all the MeMoRiEs.. But The toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person

Every breath of mine cares for you

‘Every breath of mine cares for you, Every breath of mine is yearning for you, Every breath of mine looked for you, Every breath

Life is like a library owned by

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were

Microsoft bought skype for 85 billion dollars

Microsoft Bought Skype For 8.5 Billion Dollars . . . . . . . Stupids . . . . . They Could Have Download

A father is someone that holds your

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When

Sad lines for some one special to

”Sad Lines for Some One special” To kisi ke lie bht Khas ha koi tere lie bht udas ha kya tujhe is bat ka

Life is unpredictable when you have

Life is Unpredictable: When You have Standards, People Call it Attitude. When You Are Simple, People Try To Cheat You. n When You Need

Friends are like street lights along the

Friends are like street lights, Along the road, they don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the

Eventh0ugh time bec0mz beautful when 0ur bel0ved

Eventh0ugh Time Bec0mz Beaut!Ful When 0ur Bel0ved 0ne Wiped 0ur Tearz Say!Ing : “Hey STUP!D, I’m Here For You !” Even The Tearz Turn

For your anniversary dear we wish

For your anniversary, dear ….., we wish you all the happiness in the world and let your life be long and interesting like the

If i were asked to give what

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect

I like three friends 1 sun

I Like Three Friends 1: Sun 2: Moon 3: You Sun For The Day Time Moon For The Night Time And You For The

The pure urdu name for condom

The pure Urdu name for condom: Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal. Kuch tamiz seekh lo. Gubbaara gubbaara karte rehte ho.

Pathan ne 1 college khola par

Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay. Guess why? ? ? College ka naam tha WOMEN

When the mid night bell rings tonight let

When the mid-night bell rings tonight… Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realization of all things you

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Some people say happiness is life others

Some people say happiness is life. Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity

Life teaches us how to smile even

Life teaches us how to smile even when you lose the most precious thing for you in this world…

Many hugs only luv never anger

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother.

Boywhat is that u keep in ur

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance

Life is best for those who enjoy

Life is best for those who enjoy it Difficult for those who analyse it Worst for those who criticise it Stay blessed / Gud

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

All of us who are concerned for

All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and

Ii for

..i::::i.. * . * , * (+.+) . * ,…for (””’) * .YOU!’ (………) . . * . *

For those who play the game an

For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day’s work an achievement for eternity. Anonymous

Dont forget me me never when u

Don’t forget me, forget me never, When u forget me, then forget me for ever.

Success is waiting for you difficulties are

Success is waiting for you. Difficulties are blocking the path. Take the weapon of confidence and reach your success every day! Good Morning.

Question paper in year 2010 1 name

Question Paper In Year 2010 1-Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found. 2-How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words. 3-Draw A

before tom cruise rajani was approached

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Wen da april wind wakez call for

Wen da April wind wakez da call for da soil, I hold da plough as my only hold upon da earth, & az I

There will be plenty of time

‘There will be plenty of time to sleep when You are dead, Life is for Living. …So wake up and perform’ ~ Benjamin Franklin

Your wealth beauty and status are t0

‘Your wealth, beauty and status are t0 be remembered for some time, But, Your good character will rule over the hearts forever’.

Forget about the consequences of failure failure

Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Denis Waitley

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

A sad sms for all young gulz

A Sad SmS foR AlL YoUnG Gulz n GuYs.. Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY. Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO

I miss u when i smell any

I Miss U When i Smell Any Rose I Miss U When i Taste Any Sweet i Miss U When i Look At The

O son of adam whatever you earn

O? son of Adam, whatever you earn beyond your basic needs, you will only be a trustee for someone else to use it Obstinacy

Che nari waghe marghan zama pa qabar

Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham Sandari Wai Sa Hajat

Dont shed ur tearz 4 some 1

Don’t shed ur tearz 4 some 1 who hurt U…… Don’t long for that person if he or she left u… Don’t feel sorry

Dua for u utha k haath allah

*DUA FOR U* Utha k haath Allah se bus maangi yehi dua,Naseeb hon khushian tumhain,tum khush raho sada,Tum ko rahat milay tum ko chahat

Missing u is my hobby messaging job

missing u is my hobby messaging u is my job making u happy is my dream praying for u is my duty and to

Cherish your visions cherish ideals the music

Cherish your visions; cherish your ideals; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that

The stars look down upon you at

The stars look down upon you at night, and envy u, coz even while i’m looking at them i’m thinking of u, my angel.

Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab hint say denah chatey hai there for you here.

Genuine success comes only to those who

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon? Sardar: i am pregnant for job

If u r planning for a year

‘If u r planning for a year, sow rice; if u r planning for a decade,plant trees; if u r planning for a lifetime,

I woke up today smiling as recall

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still wake up smiling for

Carefully i weighed my options these three

Carefully I weighed my options… These three seemed to be the top ones. Clearly I must now adopt one; choose: Abort, Retry, Ignore? With

Widout crossing the worst situations no

Widout crossing the worst situations, No one can touch the best corners of life. So, Always taste worst situation for the best results…!

Best reason for our failure we

Best Reason For Our Failure We Are Expecting ORANGES By Standing Under MANGO …Tree So We Should Change Either Our Expectation Or Tree …

Perhaps nothing in our society is more

Perhaps nothing in our society is more needed for those in positions of authority than accountability. Too often those with authority are able (and

Third person never creates misundrstanding between two

Third person never creates misundrstanding between two people, But Misundrstanding between two people creates space for third person.

The greed of gain has no time

The greed of gain has no time or limit to its capaciousness. Its one object is to produce and consume. It has pity neither

If i had a single flower for

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

Lovely msg for a person form friend

LOVELY MSG FOR A LOVELY PERSON FORM A LOVELY FRIEND 4 A LOVELY REASON AT A LOVELY TIME FROM A LOVELY MIND IN A

If you cannot read this please ask

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.

I want u 2 caress mu lips

I want u 2 caress mu lips the way u always do I want u 2 look into my eyes & see my love

Some say they love rain but when

Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella.. . Some say they love da sun …but when da sun

I love you for not what are

I Love You For Not What You Are But What I become when I am there with You. SO be with me forever. “Happy

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and the sentiments of millions of Musalmans when you say