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Some of the best moments in life

Some of the best moments in life:- Lying in bed listening to the rain outside… Thinking about the person you love… A long drive

1 larki motorway road pe teez raftar

1 larki motorway road pe teez raftar se car chala rahi thi to motorway p0lice ne chalan krdia Police:baby ap itni teez gari q

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

Sardar his wife going 2 city

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Global warming is an increase in the

Global Warming is an increase in the Earth’s temperature caused by human activities: Minimize use of electricity (Replace a bulb with energy saver) Think

Girl hum kaha ja rahe hain boy

Girl: Hum kaha ja rahe hain? Boy: Long Drive Par. Girl: Pehle kyun nahi bataya? Boy: Mujhe B abhi pata chala jab Break nahi

You are like youre like my

You are like…. You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Like my car,

Love can be orange the loudness

Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening

A man saw little poor boy looking

A MAn Saw A little Poor BOY LOOKING At His Expensive Car. . . . He TooK he boy 4 A drive, Boy: Your

So true and beautiful no matter

So true and beautiful… No matter what name we have in this world, at the end we all will be called ‘MAYYAT’ Whatever luxurious

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

wife chaliye na kahiin chalte hain

¤_¤ Wife: chaliye na! Kahiin chalte hain, or Drive main karon gi. Husband: is ka matlab hai k,, jayen gay CAR main or Ayen

The differnce bw frnd n best frnd

The differnce b/w frnd n best frnd. Frnd says: ‘yar plz drive safely n slowly.’ Best frnd says: ‘abey bhaga yar agay wali car

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

A student was asked 2 write a

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,

According 2 u 1 meray pass

According 2 u:. 1. Meray pass sub se acha keya hai____? ikhlaq, face, talking power. 2. Mere pass sub se bura keya hai____? Gussa,

There is always a sign board drive

There is always a sign board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’ near a schøøl. But Never near a girls college. . Why? Ans: Bcoz here vehicles automatically

Huge reality no matter what name

Huge Reality : No matter what name we have, at the end we will be called MAYYET. Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today, in

Answers 10 long drive 20 deep kissing

Answers: -10: Long Drive -20: Deep Kissing -30: Hath Pakarna -40: Full Romance Out Of Control..Wow -50: Aankho Me Khona..Wah G:) -60: Baten -70:

In ur opinion mujh mai sbse

In ur opinion: Mujh mai sbse acha kia hy? -Ikhlaq -Face -Love -Talking power Muj mai sbse bura kia hy? -Ghusa -Attitude -Romancism -Rudness

Any man who can drive safely while

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

10long drive 20icecream khana 30galay lgana

10:Long drive 20:icecream khana 30:galay lgana & unlimit kiss 40:hath pakrna 50:Batein 60:Ankho mn khöna 70:Ful romnce wdout limit(wah 80:Movie dkhna 90:Dance. 100:Gift dena

Own your own successful business do you

…Own Your Own Successful Business! Do you have the drive and determination to succeed? But You are not experienced. NO PROBLEM We will train

Wife 2 husband tumhein pyaar karna nahi

Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata, Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya internet se download kiye hain. Wife: Nahi ye to

Concern should drive us into action not

Concern should drive us into action, not into a depression. Anonymous

Once a husband and wife were preparing

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo

Suno mujhay yaad naa aaya karo jub

Suno! mujhay yaad naa aaya karo jub main apnay dostoun k darmiyaan baitha bol raha hota hoon kisi imtihaan ki tayyari main masroof nazar

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that’. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Mehengai k is dour me apne ghar

Mehengai k Is Dour Me Apne Ghar ka Khuwab Ab Haqeeqat! . Karachi k Pur Sukoon Elaqay Qasba Colony me 500 Or 1000 Gaz

Police kya saboot hay key tum taiz

Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahy thy? Man: Janab ! Is sey bara or kya Proof ho Ga k

2007 i will get my weight down

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

Where do u like 2 go with

Where Do U Like 2 Go With Your Lover. -Hoteling. -Long Drive. -Beach At Night. -Out Of City. -Play Land. -Shopping. Reply Me! I’ll

Answers hoteling peaceful life long drive

ANSWERS: Hoteling: Peaceful Life Long Drive: Happy Couple Beach At Night: Lots of Romance Out 0f City: Boring Couple Play Land: Lots of Kids

A leaf which falls from d tree

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind, it goes wherever wind takes it.. be d wind 2 drive

Ek couple car main drive kar rahe

ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey main aa gaia, husband ghussa ho kar bv se

Little boy dad how was i born

Little boy: Dad, how was I born ? Dad: Well son,your mom and I got together at ‘Yahoo’. We ‘setup’ a date via ‘e-mail’

Suno mujhay yaad naa aaya karo

Suno! mujhay yaad naa aaya karo jub main apnay dostoun k darmiyaan baitha bol raha hota hoon kisi imtihaan ki tayyari main masroof nazar

Long may they kiss each other for

‘Long may they kiss each other for this cure! O never let their crimson liveries wear! And as they last, their verdure still endure,

Youre like my asthma you take breath

You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya. Aadmi Bola Han Khan G? Pathan: Full

23 make no efforts for un gain

23- Make no efforts for un gain able matter. 24- Never wish to have a return better than your action. 25- Salutation is crowned

Girlhum kahanja rahe hainboylong drive pegirlwow pehleq

Girl:Hum KahanJa Rahe Hain?Boy:Long Drive Pe!Girl:Wow! PehleQ NahiBtaya?Boy:Muje B AbiPta Chla HePoocho Kese?Girl:Kese?Boy:Break NhiLag Rhi…@

Ur life shud be 654321 6 digit salary

Ur Life Shud Be 654321 6-Digit Salary 5-Bedroom Apartment 4-Wheel Drive 3-Servants 2-Cute Children 1-One Sweetheart Keep Smiling!

Two goldfish are in a tank one

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

Karbla k mainee karbal say mashtaq

KARBLA K MA’INEE : Kar’bal say Mashtaq Drive hy , Kar’bal wo Ghas hy jis par Surkh Rang k Phool Chamakty hain , Aik