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doun SMS Messages

Use ye baat samjhao tumhen koi yaad

Use ye baat samjhao Tumhen koi yaad karta hai Kabhi to milne aa jao Tumhen koi yaad karta hai Hamare sheher se jab tum

1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki Mujhe 1 ring de dena Pathan Mobile pr ya

Waqt e nizah hai iztraab mien houn

Waqt e Nizah Hai Iztraab Mien Houn , Keh Jaan Kis Ko Doun ……………, Khan Wo Bhi Aye Bethe Hain , Ur Maout Bhi

Bhula doun saari yaadoun ko ke jinse

Bhula Doun Saari Yaadoun Ko Ke Jinse Dil Tadapta Hai Ke Jinse Theis Utth Ti Hai Ke Jinse Dard Hota Hai Magar Jab Raat

Tumara khat mila jana khat mila

Tumara Khat Mila Jana.. Tumara khat mila jana, wo jis main tumne pocha hai, mere halaat kaise hain, mere din raat kaise hain. tumari

Ghazal shareek e gum huwa jo mery chot

‘GhAZaL’ Shareek-e-Gum huwa jo mery chot khany k bad, Kho diya main ne us ko pany k bad, Mujy naz raha faqat us amal

Jaan kia eijazat hy k me tujh

JAan kia eijazat hy, K me Tujh bahon me bhar kar Apni dharkano ko bekarrar kar lOn JAan Kia eijazat hY, ME tmhari Aankhon

Chal tujhe dikha doun apne shehar ki

Chal tujhe dikha doun apne shehar ki veeran gallian /MOHSIN/ Shayad k kuch tujhe Ehsas ho mari TANHAI ka.

Main wohe hoon jiay tum piyaar kia

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They… Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh

mohsn main uss namaz ko

*. . .mOhs!N main Uss Namaz Ko Kese Main Chor Doun, ZAINAB s.a Jo Parh Rahin Thi Lashon Ke Darmiya. . .*

Kaha abbas ne mujhe fouj ki zarurat

Kaha Abbas Ne Mujhe Fouj Ki Zarurat Kya Hai, Baazoun Pe Bharosa Hai Tou Talwar Ki Zarurat Kya Hai. Haat Mein ALI Ka Alam

Doctrap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki

Doctr..ap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zarurat he. Ye neend ki goliyan hain. Bivi. Ye me unhain kis waqt doun! Doctr.. Ye ap

Dil sy kiss tarah mitta doun teeri

Dil sy kiss tarah mitta doun teeri yadoon k naqsh Wasi Muj ko majboor na kar yeh meray ikhtiyar ki bat nahi..

Aag jo dil main lagi hai osy

AAG JO DIL MAIN LAGI HAI OSY DUNIYA MAIN LAGA DOUN GA MAIN JO UTHI TERI DOLI ZAMANE KO JALA DOU GA MAIN

Ye khutba hazrat abbasraka fouj e yazeedlase

YE KHUTBA HAZRAT ABBAS(R.A)KA FOUJ E YAZEED(LA)SE Kya karoun ek ehad ka paband houn warna,dikhlaoun mei KARRAR ka KHAIBAR mei utarna,jis rukh se b

Ye shoq e meer e dasht hai paband saans ka is

YE SHOQ-E-MEER-E-DASHT HAI PABAND SAANS KA…. IS RAAH PEY HAI MERA SAFAR CHAND SAANS KA…. MAY APNI UMAR DOSRON MAY BAANT DOUN MAGARR… LAGTA

Dil achay chehro ka talabgar bohat hay

Dil Achay Chehro Ka Talabgar Bohat Hay Dil K Sacho Say Humain Pyaar Bohat Hay Muhabat Ki Baatoh May Mithas Bohat Hay Muhabat K

Pichley baras tha khauf tujhe kho na

Pichley baras tha khauf tujhe kho na doun kahen… . . . . . . Ab k baras dua hai tera samna na ho.

Koi pal ho tere sath kameri umar

Koi Pal Ho Tere Sath Ka,Meri Umar Bhr Ko Smeit Le, Me Fna, Bqa K Sabhi Safar, Osi Aik Pal Me Guzar Dou’n..

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

wo mere shehr mai aane

*. . .Wo mere shehr mai aane ka soche to sahi. . .* Mai sara shehr us ke nam na kr doun to kahna!!

G chahta he apnay hontoun ko

G chahta he apnay “Hontoun” ko us k “Hontoun” pe c doun Na rahay koe dard judai ka judai ka sara dard ek is

Suno logo meri ankhen khareedo gay boht

suno logo meri ankhen khareedo gay….? boht majboor halaat main mujy neelaaam krni hen… koi muj sy nakad ly ly main thory daam ly

Boy to his friend yaar meri girl

Boy to his Friend: Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai… Usaya Kya Gift doun… Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha… Friend: Dikhnay main Kaisi

Aik shaik sb apni bv say kehty

AIK SHAIK SB. APNI B.V SAY KEHTY HAIN B.V AGHAR TUM SAAF LIKH DO, TO TUM KO DAY DOUN GA,BV NAY JALDI MAIN LIKHA

Koi to mere khayalon ko chahane wala

Koi to Mere KhayaLon Ko Chahane WaLa ho!! MOHABBATON K Khazane LuTane WaLa ho!! Us Ek Shakhs Ko Duniya Ki har Khushi De Doun..

Aa apni zindagi ki har sham teray

Aa apni zindagi ki har sham teray naam kar doun Teri hi ankhon ka jam teray naam kar doun Main doob jaoun teri in