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Do you know your 1 smile can

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

Dont compare yourself with anyone in this

Don’t Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World If You Do You Are Insulting Yourself. Don’t Get Fear For Facing Failure In The First

Do you often wonder if sum1 is

Do you often wonder if sum1 is thinking of u? do u often wonder if sum1 out there misses u? do u often wonder

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Father how are your grades son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They’Re Below C Level

The sweetest way to propose excuse me

The sweetest way to propose: “Excuse me, do you have a band aid, because i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

Today is chocolate day dairy milk 4

Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons,

Boy marry me girl do you

Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. …Girl:

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It. GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt? . . . BOY:Yes I Like

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Today is chocolate day dairy milk 4

Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons,

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

Do you know there is one gift

Do you know… There is one gift which can’t be given without taking it back… That is why I give you hug which can’t

Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news

Today i met super mario greeted him

Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me ?’ He said ‘No’ I said ‘ Rascal! I

Do you remember your cute childhood when

*…Do you remember your cute childhood when you went to a t0y shop and ask shopkeeper: Antal antal ye monkey titnay ta hai? And

Ultimate flirtism p excuse me

Ultimate Flirtism: 😛 . . Excuse Me, Do You Have A Map ?? Because I’m Lost In Your Eyes..!! 😉 😛 :

I see you whisper of my heart

I see you, whisper of my heart, Do you see me today Would you be my forever friend And stay with me always.

Beautyfull then your dream do you know

‘Beautyfull then your dream’ Do you know why people say that you don’t feel sleepy when you are in love? Bcoz for the 1st

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

Q how do you identify a

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side Q: How do you

Angel what do you want boy

Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina if u r hindu I’ll give

A youth is to be regarded with

A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do you know that his future will not be equal to our present? Confucius

Do you know there is one gift

Do you know… There is one gift which can’t be given without taking it back… That is why I give you hug which can’t

A girl in a book shop

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

It guy asks worker what do

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – ??.stays * quite* IT guy – I have Money, Name,

The sweetest way to propose excuse me

The sweetest way to propose: “Excuse me, do you have a band aid, because i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with

She is hot sweet always needs

She is hot ! She is sweet ! She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her ! Who ?

Do you know why a cars windscreen

Do you know why a car”s windscreen is so large and the rear view mirror so small? Becuse your PAST is not as important

Girl do you believe in angels

Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever

Mallika sherawat i have been raped in

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar? Malika: Because, I

If i met you on tomorrow would

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say, ‘Do You Still Love Me?’ I’D Say,

Girl what do you like in me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt?? Boy: Yes I Like

Height of nalaiqi dad why didnt

(Height of nalaiqi) Dad: why didn’t you go for exam? Son: paper was tough! Dad: without going how do you know? Son: paper was

Own your own successful business do you

…Own Your Own Successful Business! Do you have the drive and determination to succeed? But You are not experienced. NO PROBLEM We will train

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why?

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

How do you convert a student to

…*How do you convert a student a student to a criminal…?? . . . Burn some pages of his assigments, . . . 10

Pappu dad what is an idiot santa

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long

Family do you know what family

FAMILY Do you know what family is? Do you really understand what is behind the word family? It gives me a shock when I

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

Today is chocolate day dairy milk 4

Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons,

Father how are your grades son son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They’Re Below C Level Copy to

A girl and boy were standing in

A girl and A boy were standing in front of a mirror, The boy asked, ‘What do you see..? The Girl smiled. . .

Do you not see that allah drives

Do you not see that ALLAH drives clouds? Then He brings them together, then He makes them into a mass, and you see the

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E = Embrace with open heart

Son father do you believe in ghosts

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are no ghosts Son: But our maid told me that there are ghost.

Do you know that gravity is

Do you know that GRAVITY is stronger at morning? . . . . . . . . . .It is proven in the fact

Driving test what do you at

Driving test : What do you do at a red light? Girl : I usually Respond to texts, check my emails and see the

Sometimes when d people you love

Sometimes When D People You Love, Hurts You D Most, It’s Better To Stay Quiet… Becoz If Your Love Wasn’t Enuf … Do You

Dear facebook everytime i add a

Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me ‘Do you know her?’ . … . . . . . . . .

Do you want to know about yourself

Do You Want To Know About Yourself? Then Always Remember This Golden Sentence ‘You R What U HIDE About Urself 4rm Others’

Love dont ask who are you

‘love dont ask!! ‘Who are you!!’ Love only says!! ‘You are mine!!’ Love dont ask!! ‘Where are you from!!’ Love only says!! ‘You lives

Do you know y love is blind

Do You Know Y Love Is blind…??? Love is blind Bcoz ‘Your Mother started to Love You before Seeing Your Face’ Love Your Mother

Do you ever recall d day we

Do you ever recall d day we 1st met? our 1st helo? d day we bcame lovers? wel i do.i will alwys rmembr..4dat day,i

Wife so what do you have for

Wife: So What Do You Have For Me Today . . . ? Husband: ? ? Wife: I Can’t Believe You Forgot ! Husband:0h….

Rajni doesnt find bugs in any code

Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. J They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da

Solid be izzati girl i like you

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You never asked if I loved you. Girl:

Husband did your mom cooked today wife

Husband Did Your MOM Cooked Today Wife Yes, But How Do You Know ? Husband Daily I Found Black Hairs In the FOOD Today

Logic questions 1when will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without

A guy and his girl were standing

A Guy And His Girl Were Standing In Front Of A Mirror… He Asked Girl- ‘ What Do You See…???’ The Guy Smiled And

Sacrifice is greater than love character

Sacrifice is greater than Love, Character is greater than Beauty, Humanity is greater than Wealth, but nothing is greater than Good Relations. Do you

Did you ever think like this

Did you ever think like this??? Do you know? a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain. … But at

Great quotation forever a man asked

Great quotation Forever! A Man Asked A Sculptorist: ‘How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?’ He Replied: ‘Idols & Images Are Already

Do you know about the things which

do you know about the things which live after death? heart -10mins brain-20mins eyes-4hrs skin-5days bones-30days & Amal-e-soaleha 4ever so do it in ur

Love dont asks who are you only

Love don’t asks “Who are you?” Love only says “You are mine!” Love don’t asks “Where are you from?” Love only says ” You

Q what do you get from

Q : What do you get from a pampered cow? A : Spoiled milk.

Girl how much do you love me

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don’t change the subject! Boy:Just do it! … Girl: Alright!

How do you expect me to remember

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?:)

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

Do you know what is differance between

Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you

Logic questions 1when will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without

Do you know the meaning of eid

Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means ‘ENJOY in DUNIYA!!’ So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….

Do you know the meaning of eid

Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means ‘ENJOY in DUNIYA!!’ So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….

A beautiful quote written in a masjid

a beautiful quote written IN A MASJID: ALLAH HAS TIME TO LISTEN……. DO YOU HAVE TIME TO PRAY….? THINK IT SERIOUSLY!

How do you keep an idiot in

How do you keep an idiot in suspense. . . . . . . . . . . . ………..?? . . . Tell

What do you when a sardar throws

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

A lion was getting married at

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, ‘All the best my brother…. good luck…..’

She is hot sweet always needs

She is hot ! She is sweet ! She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her ! Who ?

She is hot sweet always needs

She is hot ! She is sweet ! She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her ! Who ?

Do you want my one word secret of

Do you want my one-word secret of happiness? It’s growth – mental, financial, you name it. Harold S. Geneen

Sms shotcuts d the dat that

Sms Shotcuts d the dat that d8 date d8ing dating db8 debate dd dead dict8 dictate dinr dinner dk don’t know dl download dm&

Do you not know that allah is

Do you not know that Allah is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth, and that besides Allah you have no guardian or

Q what do you call easter when

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter!

do you love me because i

‘ Do you love me?? Because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful, because you love me?’ =Cinderella=

A single flowr he sent me since

A single flow’r he sent me, since we met, All tenderly his messenger he chose; Deep-hearted pure, with scented dew still wet – –

There are 3 kind of men

There Are 3 Kind of Men. Do You Know? 1-The AFRICANS: They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The

Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

Do you love me plz lie

Do You LoVe Me? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Question how do you cut roads

Question: How do you cut roads? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: By laughing…

The law says if you cant convince

The Law Says: ‘If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.’ Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . . The

Father how are your grades son son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They Are ‘Below C Level’

Face testq1 what do you find on

FACE TEST Q1. What do You find on My face?a) Aggression b) Innocencec) SmiLed) Softness Q2. Which 1 is the most attractivea) Lipsb) Hair

Do you know what pakistan means no

Do you know what Pakistan means? No??? ok let me tell you P-> Perfect A->Aimitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation

Do you know the meaning of bmw

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . [‘!’] Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . .

Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wife do you want dinner husband

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must

Husband asks do you know the meaning

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With

Two goldfish are in a tank one

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’

How do you save a man from

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Do you think u can ans

Do you think u can ans. . . . Q: 4_4_4_4=20 Use + , , * ,- To solve it Its a challenge I

Doctor do you have any aches

Doctor: ” Do you have any aches or pain?”Patient: ”Yes doctor, it hurt dread – fully to breath. The pain i have is in

A husband who forgot his wifes birthday

A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said: ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’ 🙂

0nce bird asked to a bee after

0nce Bird asked to a Bee: ‘After a continuous hardwork, you prepare the honey.. BUT a man steals it. Do you not feel sad?’

Doctor do exercise daily for good health

Doctor: Do Exercise daily For Good health.. Pathan: Sir, I Play Football, Cricket, Tennis daily.. . . . DoctOr: hOw long dO yOu Play..?

Best football joke ever question what

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ? Answer. Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P

Do you think anyone will give a

Do you think anyone will give you a good job when ur 50years old? Can you join the army at 40 years of age?