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diya SMS Messages

Phool apni adat se kitny bebus hain

Phool Apni Adat Se Kitny Be_Bus Hain ..:::N~ß:::.. Tornay Waly Ko Bhi Khushboo Hi Diya Karty Hain.

Tujhe hq diya hai me ne mere

Tujhe hq diya hai me ne mere sath dil lgi ka %DOST% Mere dil se khel jb tk tera dil bhr na jaye……!

Baha k ansu usne mujh se 1

Baha K Ansu Usne Mujh Se 1 Swal Kiya, Q Akhir Tm Ne Is Qdr Mujse Pyar Kiya, Kuch Aise Uske Swal Ne Mujhe

Insani jism ki ragein veins 72000 kilo

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain.. Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai.. Lekin..

Dil ki dunia kuch es tarah se

dil ki dunia kuch es tarah se ujri ;FARAZ;us ne dard ka aadi bana k dard dena choor diya

Thukra ke usne mujhko kaha ki

Thukra ke usne mujhko, kaha ki muskuraao! Maine has diya, aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,

Guzar gaee raat aankhon main ho mulaqaat

Guzar gaee raat aankhon aankhon main Ho gaee mulaqaat aankhon aankhon main Sadiyoun say piyaasi thee mohabbat Ho gaee bersaat aankhon aankhon main Mil

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai, wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do, wo b maan

Me ye nahi kehta k meri kher

Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho. Magr NAALAIKO..! TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA HO. Ye Btanay K Liey To Ek Do SMS

Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz

Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega, wo b unkay

Tanhai to hai saathi apni zindagi k

Tanhai to hai saathi apni zindagi k her ek pal ki faraz Chalo yeh shikwa bhi door huwa k kisi ney saath na diya

Kahani dard ki mein zindagi se kya

Kahani dard ki mein zindagi se kya kehta,.. Ye dard jisne diya hai usi se kya kehta,.. Gila to mujh ko bhi karna tha

Usay t0u kh0 diya hay ab najaanay

Usay t0u kh0 diya hay ab najaanay kis k0 kh0na hay??? Lakeer0’n main judaai ki alaamat ab bhi baaqi hai.

Na tasvir hai aapki jo deedar kiya

Na Tasvir Hai Aapki, Jo Deedar Kiya Jaye, Na Aap Paas Hai, Jo Pyaar Kiya Jaye, Yeh Kaun Sa Dard Diya Hai Aapne, Na

Aansoo main ne rok liye hain

Aansoo Main Ne Rok Liye Hain, Khuwaab Gharonda Tod Diya Hai, Khat Bhi Saare Phaad Diye Hain, Dil Ko Main Ne Baandh Liya Hai,

Aaj to zindagi ne bi keh diya

‘Aaj To Zindagi Ne Bi Keh Diya K Tujh $e Logon Ne Wafa Nai Ki… MENE Kaha Jab Apni Zindgi Bewafa Ho $akti Hai

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar

Aa kay ek bar mere man main

Aa kay ek bar mere man main sama k dekh. Tufano k rukh pe koi diya jala k dekh.. Hosla rakhte hain hum tum

Bazm e wafa main hamari gareebi na puch dost

Bazm-e-Wafa Main Hamari Gareebi Na Puch DOST Ik Dard-e-Dil Tha Kisi KA Diya Huwa ???

Ya mujhe afsar e shaaha na banaya hota

ya mujhe afsar-e-shaaha na banaya hota ya mera taaj gadaya na banaya hota Khak-sari ke liye garache banaya tha mujhe kash Khaak-e-dar-e-jaanan na banaya

Roshni ho to diya jalta hai

‘ROSHNI’ ho to diya jalta hai,’ ‘SHAMMA ‘ ho to parwana jalta hai,’ ‘MOHABBAT ‘ho to DIL jalta hai,’ ‘AAP’jisa sweet ‘ DOST ‘Ho

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Koi khawahish nahi rahi hasratain bhi mit

koi khawahish nahi rahi, hasratain bhi mit gayin…… zindgi tu ne mujhe be-misaal bna diya……

Ibtada hy rab e jaleel k ba barkat naam sy

Ibtada Hy ‘RAB-E-JALEEL’ K ‘BA-BARKAT’ Naam Sy ‘JISS’ Ne Kaali Raat Ko Roshan Din Main Tabdeel Kar Diya Aur Zindagi Ka Aik Aur Din

Ramzan main zikar ullah karne wale ko

Ramzan main Zikar ULLAH Karne Wale ko bakhsh diya jata hai aur Is mahinay main ALLAH se Mangnay wala mehroom nahi Rehta. (Shoub ul

Bhula sakte toh kab ka diya hota

Bhula Sakte toh Kab ka Bhula Diya Hota ‘Bhula Sakte to Kab ka Bhula Dia Hota Mita sakte To Kab Ka Mita Dia hota

zakhmon se gosha e dil weeran

*’* Zakhmon Se Gosha E Dil Weeran Saja Liya, Hm Ne Khizan Men Jashn E Baharan Saja Lya, *’* Suraj S Chaal Chal K

Un ki aankhon ne na jaane khwaab

Un ki aankhon ne na jaane khwaab mein kya kah diya, Aaj parde mein bhi unka dekhna achha laga

Hum raaz ko he rakhtay to acha

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Mahfoox! Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche

Diya jub sham ki dehliz pe jalta

DiYa jUb ShaM ki DeHliZ pe jAlta hAi, JuB rAat kO ChanDnI PhOolun pe parti hai, Us RaAt hUm tEra CheHra tAlash KaRte hAiN..

Ishq ney hamain benam kr diya

Ishq Ney hamain Benam kr Diya Hr Khushi se Anjan Kr diya Hamny Khbhi Nahi chaha Keh Hamy Ishq Hu Pr unki aik Nazr

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me bikhar raha hon zara zara, Mere anso’on ko b ponch le me sisak raha hon zara zara,

Deewana chal pada hai kar bharosa aetbaar

deewana chal pada hai kar bharosa aetbaar pe, abhi bhi usse naaz hai apne bewafa yaar pe ….. samajna nahi chahta voh kho chuka

Teri khusboo nahi miltitera lehja milta hamain

Teri khusboo nahi milti,tera lehja nahi milta Hamain to shehar mai koi,teray jaisa nahi milta Yeh kis dhundh mai hum tum,safar-e-aghaaz kar baithay Tumhain

Yadon ki keemat woh kia jane

Yadon ki keemat woh kia jane Jo yadon ko mita diya karte hain Yaadon ka matlab to un se pucho Jo yaadon k sahare

Zakham mere dil k bher jain ge

Zakham Mere Dil K Bher jain ge Aansu B Moti Ban kr Bikher jain gay Ye Mat Pochna K Kis kis Ne Dard diya.,.

Maine qismat ki lakeeron per yakeen karna

Maine qismat ki lakeeron per yakeen karna chor diya hai ‘Faraz’ Jab insan dhoka de sakta he to ya lakeerein kyun nhi

Ek pal aisa tha ke hum inkaar

Ek pal aisa tha ke hum inkaar na kar paye ,, Zamane ke dar se iqrar na kar paye ,, Na thi jin ke

Mere liye kuch khaas hai wo shaqs

Mere liye kuch khaas hai wo shaqs… Mere liye meri ROOH hai wo shaqs… Jiski BAATON ne mujhi ko mujhse se CHURA liya, Mere

relation aik larki

*. . .RelaTioN. . .* Aik Larki Chhatt Pr BheeG Rahi thi. .* JaaneY KiYa KiYa Soch Rahi thi. .* Mosam Sara Jall thall

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Mera apna na tha koi mere siwa

Mera apna na tha koi mere siwa. Main ne chaha kisi ko, na chaha gaya.. Main ne jitne mohabbat bhare khat likhe Un pe

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Us ne pendu keh kay humara dil

Us ne pendu keh kay humara dil hi torr diya ‘wasi’ Hum ne t0 sirf Baryani par SAAG dala tha (‘,) /))_/l_ Lo dasso

Hum ne kab manga hai tum se

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste men milo to chommi dey diya karo……. 😀

Chehra koi bhi aankh main thehra na

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Main Thehra Na Phir Kabi, DiL Ne Kisi B Shakhs ko Chaha Na Phir KaBi, Rotha Zara C Baat Py

Dard bhari zindagi ka suraag dhondte hai

Dard bhari zindagi ka suraag dhondte hai Hai andhera bhut yaha eak chiraag dhondte hai . Banaye thy tamsha zindagi ko es tarh Ke

ek acha dost phool ki tarah

*’* Ek Acha Dost Ek Phool Ki Tarah Hota He, Jise Hm Chor B Nhi Sakte Or Tor B Nhi Sakte, Tor Dya To

Chor diya humne uska deedar kerna hamesha

Chor diya humne uska deedar kerna Hamesha k liye Faraz jis ko Hamari Nigha se Nafrat Ho Usko Murh MUrh k kiya Daikhna……

Kal orr aaj main farq sirf itna

Kal orr Aaj Main Farq Sirf Itna Hai Kal Tha Jeena orr Aaj Sehna Hai Bhary To Kaise Bhary Zakham hai K Dariya Hai

Gareeb samajh kar utha diya tum ne

Gareeb samajh kar utha diya tum ne apni mehfil se humko Faraz, kya chand ki mehfil me sitary nahi hotay….

Aey be khabar tujhe kia teri aankhon

Aey be khabar tujhe kia khabar teri aankhon mein kesa jamal hai,,,,,,,,,, tujhe dekh le jo bas aik nazar us ki aankhon mein phir

Allah se scooter mangacar di ghar managbangla

Allah se Scooter manga..Car di; Ghar manag..bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya Alla ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.

Diya khud se bujha dena hawa

Diya Khud Se Bujha Dena Hawa Ko Aur Kiya Dena? Sitarey Nochney Walo! Falak Ko Aasra Dena Kabhi Is Taur Se Hansna K Dunya

Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle

Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle se tha, kya samjh bethe use jo bewafa phle se tha, Dukh to ye hai k ye

Hum ne kaha k kamal ho jo

Hum ne kaha k kamal ho jo tum hum ko bhula sako, Hum ne to faqat baat ki us ne kamal kr diya…

Naseeb mein tha maan ki mamta daolath

Naseeb Mein Tha, Maan Ki Mamta Ki Daolath Tukhra Diya Tha Maine Us Daolath Ko Aaj Us Daulat Ki Qimat Maloom Padi Per Bouth

2 moqo par allah k farishty hansty

2 Moqo par ALLAH k Farishty hansty h 1-Jab Be-parda Aurat ko KAFAN diya jaye (Jab Pardy ki Zarurat thi to us waqt kiya

Rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri

rahi nagufta mere dil mein dastan meri na is dayar mein samjha koi zaban merii barang-e-saut-e-jaras tujh se dur hun tanha khabar nahin hai

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ? Papa: Chup Battamiz Beta: SUI

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Kabhi os ko nazar andaz mat kro

KABHI OS KO NAZAR ANDAZ MAT KRO JO TUM SY BOHAT PYAR KARTA HO WARNA TUM KO EK DIN PTA CHALY K TUM NE

Kaanton mein reh kar bhi zindagi jee

Kaanton Mein Reh Kar Bhi Zindagi Jee Letay Hain Zakham Ko Apnay Hathon Se Si Letay Hain Jis Hath Ko Keh Diya Dost Ka

Main ek zara asman ko chuny nikla

MAIN EK ZARA ASMAN KO CHUNY NIKLA THA HAWA NY THAM K ZAMEEN PY GIRA DIYA MJKO…………………..DUNWA BANA K FIZA MAIN UDA DIYA MJHKO…………

Pathan ki girl friend shukar hai k

PATHAN KI GIRL FRIEND: Shukar Hai K Aaj Tum Ne Pehli Bar AaGay Se SEX Kiya, Pathan: Laanat Ho WAPDA Waalon Par,…! Andheray me

Har bar mjhe zakhme e judai na diya

Har bar mjhe zakhme-e- judai na diya kar. Agar tu mera nahi to mujh ko dekhai na diya kar. Sach jhoot teri ankh se

Ab to us ne phone tak krna

Ab to us ne phone tak krna bhi chod diya, Aur hum itna roye hain k humarey jism ne khoon tak banana chod diya,

February ki sard raton me phir koi

February ki sard raton me phir koi suhani yaad Aai. Kuch apna zamana yaad aaya kuch teri Kahani yaad Aai. Ikraar kiya tha us

Rasool allah nay khud b ashura ka roza

‘Rasool-Allah Nay Khud b Ashura ka Roza Rakha Aur Ummat ko b Is Din Roza Rakhnay ka hukam Diya’ (Sahi-Bukhari,jild 1, page 268, Sahi-Muslim:359)

ab mat aana

*. . . . . .AB MAT AaNA. . . . . .* Chand sitary R0th gaye Hain. .* Ph0ol Thy ham. .* Ab

Good morning zaban se kah bhi

*Good morning* Zaban Se Kah Bhi Diya La Ilaha Illah To Kya Hasil……….!!! Dil-O-Nigah Musalman Naheen To Kuchh Bhi Naheen ………!!!

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

‘Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Mere wajood ko t smaet ly main

Mere wajood ko tÜ smaet Ly main bikhar raha hun zara zara, Mere Änsuon ko b ponch Ly main sisak raha hun zara zara,

Ab teri aankh main ansoo kis liay

Ab teri Aankh main Ansoo kis liay ! ! Jab Chor hi diya tha to bhula bhi diya hota.. vIcKy…03133333684

Rasool allah ki sift ummi ko be

RASOOL ALLAH Ki Sift ‘Ummi’ Ko ‘Be Parhha’ Is Liye Kehte Hain K AAP Ne Kisi Se Na Parha,Likkha BaL K AAP Ko ALLAH

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Ek lardki ko daka tho aasa laga

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa laga Jaise chandni raat Jaise narmi ki baat Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya Ho… Ek ladki

Dil de diya hai jaan bhi tumhe

Dil De diya hai jaan bhi tumhe denge lund bhi fida hai sanm rahoon ki kasam yara chut me ghuse ga mera lund aafat

Jquraan s nisa a 51 52 kia aapny un lgun

‘J$$’QURAAN’ S-Nisa-A-51-52 Kia AapNy Un Lögun Ka Hal Nhi Dekha Jinhen Kitab Ka Ek Hisa Diya Gya h Jø Gær Allah Kö Mabud Or

Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne

Wo jis ne apne nana ka wada

Wo jis ne apne NaNa ka wada wafa kr diya Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kr diya Nosh kr liya jis ne shahadat ka jaam

Mujh ko apna kaha karey koi sath

Mujh Ko Apna Kaha Karey Koi.. Sath Mery Chala Karey Koi.. Kitno Sey Hi Bhala Kiya Main ny.. kaash Mujh Sey Bhala Karey Koi..

Shabbeer as karbala ki hukumat ka tajdaar

Shabbeer (A.S) Karbala Ki Hukumat Ka Tajdaar Insan Ka Naaz Dosh e Naboowat (S.A.W.W) Ka Shehsawwar Hai Jis Ki Thokron Mein Khudayi Ka Iqtedaar

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

Bazm e bafa mein humari ghareebi na poocho

Bazm-e- Bafa mein humari ghareebi na poocho ‘FARAZ’ ik dard-e-dil hai wo Bhi kisi ka diya huwa… ._.03006329056._.

Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai…. pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa

Haq meri mohabbat ka ada kiy0n nhi

Haq MEri MOhabbat Ka Ada Kiy0n Nhi KartE Tum Dard Haq MEri MOhabbat Ka Ada Kiy0n Nhi KartE, Tum Dard T0 DEtE H0 Dawa

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor diya to main toot jaon ga kAsHiF Chahny waley bohat hein jo hum ne chory they tumhari

Main jalwa e sadd rung hoon ya moj e saba hoon

Main jalwa-e-Sadd rung hoon ya Moj-e-Saba hoon.? Ehsas ki Chokhat Pe Khara Soch raha hoon Ik jaam to Pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan Phir

Kia tha pyar jisay hum ne zindage

Kia tha pyar jisay, hum ne zindage ki tarah woh ashna bhi mila hum se ajnabi ki tarah. Bhara k pyas meri us ne

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun ne! Ik shoq zara kya jaga titli pakarnay ka!

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi, Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi. Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota, Dil

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Abhi kya kahen sunayen ke sar e fasil e sukut e jan kuf e roz o shab

abhi kya kahen abhi kya sunayen ke sar-e-fasil-e-sukut-e-jan kuf-e-roz-o-shab pe sharar numa wo jo harf jarf charag tha use kis hawa ne bujha diya

Jab tassavur mera chupkey se tujhey choo

Jab tassavur mera chupkey se tujhey choo aaye Apni har saans se mujhko teri khushbu aaye Mashgala ab hai mera chaand ko taktey rehna

mujhe aaj tak na khabar hui

‘ Mujhe Aaj tak na khabar hui k me kis diye ki aag hoon..? ADRESH ‘ Mujhy jis ne chaha jala diya jis ne

Chaha he tmhe is liye shikwa nhi

Chaha He Tmhe Is Liye Shikwa Nhi Kia, Hmne To Kbhi Tmko Ruswa Nhi Kia, Smjha He Teri bat Ko Hr Bat Se Brh

Koi kissa afsana sunate jate mere mazi

koi kissa koi afsana sunate jate mere mazi se mujhe aaj milate jate dil ka murjhaya hua phool khilate jate yaad guzre huye mausam

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

Saanvli si ik larki aarzoo k

Saanvli Si Ik Larki Aarzoo K Gaon Mein Intizaar Karti Thii Uss Ki Zindagi Mein Bhi Ik Bahaar Aa Jaey Uss Ki Duniya Mein

Najane kyon khayal ata hai mujhe jaise

Najane kyon khayal ata hai mujhe. Jaise ajj se pehle dekha hai tujhe. Jaise bus kuch palon ki hi baat hain. Chod ke chal

Nabi e karim sallallahu alaihe wasallam farmate

NABI E KARIM SALLALLAHU ALAIHE WASALLAM farmate hai ki jho log tasweer banate hai unhe AZAAB diya jaaega aur QAYAMAT key din kaha jaaega

Mere paas baitho guriya

Mere Paas* *Baitho* GuriYA . . . . !!!! Mein apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko. Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko. Marr

A true story kisi drakht pe ik

‘A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Dekha jidhar yeh payaa aalam hijaab ka

Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain Yeh

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Sms ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile

SMS ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile hy Piyaar ke char lafz ko bhejne ke qayeel hy Acha hy jab bhi yaad aayi SMS

Diya jb sham ki dehlez pe jalta

Diya jb sham ki dehlez pe jalta hay jb rat ko chandni phoolon pr prti hay Us rat hum tera chehra talash krty hein

Nind aaye na charagon ko bujha diya

Nind aaye na aaye charagon ko bujha diya karo Sayed,,, Raat bhar kisi ka jalte rehna hum se dekha nahin jata… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´I Love

yaron ne kis khal0os se

*. . . .Yaron Ne Kis Khal0os Se Rasta Badal Diya, Mujh Ko Hajom_e_Ghum Main Geriftaar Dehk Kar. . . .* !¡!¡,_,_,_,RõÇk$,_,_,_,!¡!¡

Khushboo mangi thi khuda se us

Khushboo Mangi Thi ‘KHUDA’ Se, US Ne Lajawab Phool Thama Diya, Thori Khushi Mangi Thi Dua Mai, To aap Se Mila K Sab Se

Aaj unko maine khafa kar diya

Aaj unko maine KHAFA kar diya? Aisa Laga khud se DAGA kar diya, Unhe kaise Manaau sochta Raha Din bhar Äj Aansuo ne bhi

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki

Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya

Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi: Aaj wo mujhay gift mein kitaab de gaya hay

1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Hai..? Chor Ne Jawab Diya

Ek sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gift kar di. Arbi ko phir khoon

Aghaz yun hoa tha us nay

aghaz yun hoa tha, us nay ghulaab bheja main nay kitab kholi aur us main rakh diya woh, sab say usay chupaya, anjam yeh

Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic

Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv ka Nahi apna do. Pathan: Kal to Humko bola

Pappu ki master se hui ladai mastr

Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke

Ek dost ne hum se pocha k

Ek dost ne hum se pocha? K Doston ko bhulaya kyun nahi Jata Maine muskura kr ek Gulab uske hath m rakh diya aur

men dhup musafat jiske saath raha

*’* Men Dhup Dhup Musafat Men Jiske Saath Raha, *’* Zara si Chaon Men Usne Mujhe Bhula Diya.

Tare yaad nay bora hal kar diya

Tare yaad nay bora hal kar diya Tanha mera jeena mohal kar diya Socha jo tumhain yaad na karean Dil ny daraknay sa inkar

Pyar ki rasmo ko nibhaana aasaan nahi

Pyar Ki Rasmo Ko Nibhaana Aasaan Nahi Hota, Uski Kasmon Par Chalna Aasaan Nahi Hota, Chhodh Diya Humne Pyar Karna Kyunki Apne, Pyar Ko

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham e yaar k

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham-e-yaar k sath, Ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath… Main jo ik umer musafat mein raha,

Janey phir kyun kuhd ko mujhse

Janey Phir Kyun? Kuhd ko Mujhse Kuda kya usne, Jo na krna tha wo kya usne, Yaad Karny sy b na Yaad Aaon, Aisa

Sd stry aik larki apne boy

(Säd Störy) aik larki apne boy frind se gift main RING chahti thi magar larke ne us ko tedy bear gift kar diya jis

A young boy died his mother cried

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry

Dil ki dunia kuch is tarah se

Dil ki Dunia Kuch Is tarah se UJRI ‘SAQI’ US NE ‘MOHBAT’ ka Aadi bana k Pyar Dena Choor Diya.