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diya SMS Messages

Ek lardki ko daka tho aasa laga

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa laga Jaise chandni raat Jaise narmi ki baat Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya Ho… Ek ladki

Dil de diya hai jaan bhi tumhe

Dil De diya hai jaan bhi tumhe denge lund bhi fida hai sanm rahoon ki kasam yara chut me ghuse ga mera lund aafat

Jquraan s nisa a 51 52 kia aapny un lgun

‘J$$’QURAAN’ S-Nisa-A-51-52 Kia AapNy Un Lögun Ka Hal Nhi Dekha Jinhen Kitab Ka Ek Hisa Diya Gya h Jø Gær Allah Kö Mabud Or

Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne

Wo jis ne apne nana ka wada

Wo jis ne apne NaNa ka wada wafa kr diya Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kr diya Nosh kr liya jis ne shahadat ka jaam

Mujh ko apna kaha karey koi sath

Mujh Ko Apna Kaha Karey Koi.. Sath Mery Chala Karey Koi.. Kitno Sey Hi Bhala Kiya Main ny.. kaash Mujh Sey Bhala Karey Koi..

Shabbeer as karbala ki hukumat ka tajdaar

Shabbeer (A.S) Karbala Ki Hukumat Ka Tajdaar Insan Ka Naaz Dosh e Naboowat (S.A.W.W) Ka Shehsawwar Hai Jis Ki Thokron Mein Khudayi Ka Iqtedaar

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

Bazm e bafa mein humari ghareebi na poocho

Bazm-e- Bafa mein humari ghareebi na poocho ‘FARAZ’ ik dard-e-dil hai wo Bhi kisi ka diya huwa… ._.03006329056._.

Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai…. pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa

Haq meri mohabbat ka ada kiy0n nhi

Haq MEri MOhabbat Ka Ada Kiy0n Nhi KartE Tum Dard Haq MEri MOhabbat Ka Ada Kiy0n Nhi KartE, Tum Dard T0 DEtE H0 Dawa

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor diya to main toot jaon ga kAsHiF Chahny waley bohat hein jo hum ne chory they tumhari

Main jalwa e sadd rung hoon ya moj e saba hoon

Main jalwa-e-Sadd rung hoon ya Moj-e-Saba hoon.? Ehsas ki Chokhat Pe Khara Soch raha hoon Ik jaam to Pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan Phir

Kia tha pyar jisay hum ne zindage

Kia tha pyar jisay, hum ne zindage ki tarah woh ashna bhi mila hum se ajnabi ki tarah. Bhara k pyas meri us ne

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun ne! Ik shoq zara kya jaga titli pakarnay ka!

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi, Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi. Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota, Dil

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Abhi kya kahen sunayen ke sar e fasil e sukut e jan kuf e roz o shab

abhi kya kahen abhi kya sunayen ke sar-e-fasil-e-sukut-e-jan kuf-e-roz-o-shab pe sharar numa wo jo harf jarf charag tha use kis hawa ne bujha diya

Jab tassavur mera chupkey se tujhey choo

Jab tassavur mera chupkey se tujhey choo aaye Apni har saans se mujhko teri khushbu aaye Mashgala ab hai mera chaand ko taktey rehna

mujhe aaj tak na khabar hui

‘ Mujhe Aaj tak na khabar hui k me kis diye ki aag hoon..? ADRESH ‘ Mujhy jis ne chaha jala diya jis ne

Chaha he tmhe is liye shikwa nhi

Chaha He Tmhe Is Liye Shikwa Nhi Kia, Hmne To Kbhi Tmko Ruswa Nhi Kia, Smjha He Teri bat Ko Hr Bat Se Brh

Koi kissa afsana sunate jate mere mazi

koi kissa koi afsana sunate jate mere mazi se mujhe aaj milate jate dil ka murjhaya hua phool khilate jate yaad guzre huye mausam

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha, 2nd Udaas Kony Me betha Tha. Baap:Tm itna

Saanvli si ik larki aarzoo k

Saanvli Si Ik Larki Aarzoo K Gaon Mein Intizaar Karti Thii Uss Ki Zindagi Mein Bhi Ik Bahaar Aa Jaey Uss Ki Duniya Mein

Najane kyon khayal ata hai mujhe jaise

Najane kyon khayal ata hai mujhe. Jaise ajj se pehle dekha hai tujhe. Jaise bus kuch palon ki hi baat hain. Chod ke chal

Nabi e karim sallallahu alaihe wasallam farmate

NABI E KARIM SALLALLAHU ALAIHE WASALLAM farmate hai ki jho log tasweer banate hai unhe AZAAB diya jaaega aur QAYAMAT key din kaha jaaega

Mere paas baitho guriya

Mere Paas* *Baitho* GuriYA . . . . !!!! Mein apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko. Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko. Marr

A true story kisi drakht pe ik

‘A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Dekha jidhar yeh payaa aalam hijaab ka

Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain Yeh

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Sms ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile

SMS ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile hy Piyaar ke char lafz ko bhejne ke qayeel hy Acha hy jab bhi yaad aayi SMS

Diya jb sham ki dehlez pe jalta

Diya jb sham ki dehlez pe jalta hay jb rat ko chandni phoolon pr prti hay Us rat hum tera chehra talash krty hein

Nind aaye na charagon ko bujha diya

Nind aaye na aaye charagon ko bujha diya karo Sayed,,, Raat bhar kisi ka jalte rehna hum se dekha nahin jata… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´I Love

yaron ne kis khal0os se

*. . . .Yaron Ne Kis Khal0os Se Rasta Badal Diya, Mujh Ko Hajom_e_Ghum Main Geriftaar Dehk Kar. . . .* !¡!¡,_,_,_,RõÇk$,_,_,_,!¡!¡

Khushboo mangi thi khuda se us

Khushboo Mangi Thi ‘KHUDA’ Se, US Ne Lajawab Phool Thama Diya, Thori Khushi Mangi Thi Dua Mai, To aap Se Mila K Sab Se

Aaj unko maine khafa kar diya

Aaj unko maine KHAFA kar diya? Aisa Laga khud se DAGA kar diya, Unhe kaise Manaau sochta Raha Din bhar Äj Aansuo ne bhi

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki

Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya

Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi: Aaj wo mujhay gift mein kitaab de gaya hay

1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Hai..? Chor Ne Jawab Diya

Ek sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gift kar di. Arbi ko phir khoon

Aghaz yun hoa tha us nay

aghaz yun hoa tha, us nay ghulaab bheja main nay kitab kholi aur us main rakh diya woh, sab say usay chupaya, anjam yeh

Pathan passport banwaney gaya clerk nic

Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne Bv ka NIC diya. Clerk: Bv ka Nahi apna do. Pathan: Kal to Humko bola

Pappu ki master se hui ladai mastr

Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke

Ek dost ne hum se pocha k

Ek dost ne hum se pocha? K Doston ko bhulaya kyun nahi Jata Maine muskura kr ek Gulab uske hath m rakh diya aur

men dhup musafat jiske saath raha

*’* Men Dhup Dhup Musafat Men Jiske Saath Raha, *’* Zara si Chaon Men Usne Mujhe Bhula Diya.

Tare yaad nay bora hal kar diya

Tare yaad nay bora hal kar diya Tanha mera jeena mohal kar diya Socha jo tumhain yaad na karean Dil ny daraknay sa inkar

Pyar ki rasmo ko nibhaana aasaan nahi

Pyar Ki Rasmo Ko Nibhaana Aasaan Nahi Hota, Uski Kasmon Par Chalna Aasaan Nahi Hota, Chhodh Diya Humne Pyar Karna Kyunki Apne, Pyar Ko

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham e yaar k

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham-e-yaar k sath, Ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath… Main jo ik umer musafat mein raha,

Janey phir kyun kuhd ko mujhse

Janey Phir Kyun? Kuhd ko Mujhse Kuda kya usne, Jo na krna tha wo kya usne, Yaad Karny sy b na Yaad Aaon, Aisa

Sd stry aik larki apne boy

(Säd Störy) aik larki apne boy frind se gift main RING chahti thi magar larke ne us ko tedy bear gift kar diya jis

A young boy died his mother cried

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry

Dil ki dunia kuch is tarah se

Dil ki Dunia Kuch Is tarah se UJRI ‘SAQI’ US NE ‘MOHBAT’ ka Aadi bana k Pyar Dena Choor Diya.

Wo shakhs to ek choti si baat

Wo Shakhs To Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Youn Rooth K Chal Diya ==Mohsin== Jaisey Usey Sadiyon Se Ksi Bahanay Ki Talash Thi.

Ek din usne mujhse pucha main kahan

Ek Din Usne Mujhse pucha ‘Main Kahan Hun’ Maine Kaha Mere Dil Main Meri Jaan Main ho Tum Ho Tum Meri har Saans Main

Jaanay kaya khuwahish hay us ki

Jaanay kaya khuwahish hay us ki Woh aandhiyon mein diya jala raha ha Muhktasar si baat nai lagti yeh par Woh behtay pani mein

Ab tere ankh main ansoo kis liye

Ab Tere Ankh Main Ansoo kis liye hain,,?? Jab Chor hi diya tha to Bhula b diya hota…!!!

Diya khud se bhuja dena hawa ko

Diya Khud se Bhuja Dena Hawa ko aur kya Dena Kabhi is tor se Hansna K duniya ko Rula Dena Kabhi is Rung mein

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Tri dosti ne bahut khuch sikhla dya

Tri dosti ne bahut khuch sikhla dya, mri khamosh dunya ko jaise hansa diya Karzdar hon mn KHUDA ka, jis ne muje tum jaise

Yehi wafaa ka silaah hai to koi

Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi Yehi bohot hai ke tum

Angrezi padha rahe they professor bharati claas

Angrezi Padha Rahe they Professor bharati, Claas me hi baithee thee unakee Beti Aarti. ladakaa Ek Saitaan thaa, naam thaa Durayodhan. Professor India ji

Dil jisko dia wo england chli gai

Dil Jisko Dia Wo england Chli Gai Pyar Jis Se Kia Wo Itly Chli Gai Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kr Lo.. Hath Switch Me

1dil todh diya mera ab chita bhi

(1)Dil todh diya mera ab chita bhi jala dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puche ke rog kya tha to

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo ab

Main nae kal shab chahaton ki sab

Main nae kal shab chahaton ki sab kitabain phar den, Srf ek kagaz pae likha MAA rahne diya…..

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Fqeer10rs dedo chay peni haadmichay to 5

Fqeer:10Rs dedo chay peni ha!Admi:chay to 5 ki haFqeer:Grl Frnd ko b pelani haAdmi:Fqeron ne b Grl Frnd bna liFqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne

Woo haay shar eey rosha nee main

woo haay shar eey rosha nee main timtimata saa diya arzoo usss kee karoon , phir khird maand khud koo kahoon !!! younn sitarray

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Imam azam abu hanifa benamazi ko

Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : ‘BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk jb tk Toba na kr le’ Imam Shafi: ‘Be

Udaasiyon ka ye mosam badal b saktatha

”UDAASIYON” ka Ye Mosam badal b sakta^tha, To Chahta to Mere saath chal b sakta tha, WO SHAKHS to ne jisay chorrnay mein JALDI

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Reza e kaanch ki surat men bikhar jata hon

Reza-E-Kaanch Ki Surat Men Bikhar Jata Hon Men Teri Yaad Men Jab Had Se Guzar Jata Hon Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se Jo

Aik shaks apnay ghar ka gate utha

Aik Shaks apnay ghar ka Gate utha kar le ja raha tha Loog smajhay choor ha,Unho ne usay marna choro kar diya Wo Bola

Aati hai baar teri yaad yun mujhe

aati hai baar baar teri yaad yun mujhe jaise diya ho pyar tune sada mujhe jo bhi diya aziz hai tujhse juda jo hai

Mujhe tum se kuch baat karni hai

MUJHE TUM SE KUCH BAAT KARNI HAI BAAT YEH HAI KE KE KE KE ?? ?? KE MUJHE TUMHARA TIME KHARAB KARNA THA SO

Darte darte afsaana e dil aaj unse hamne keh

Darte darte afsaana-e-dil Aaj unse hamne keh to diya Yeh yaad nahin ghabraahat mein Kya yaad raha, kya bhool gaye

Um khas na the jo tumein yad

um khas na the jo tumein yad aa na sake Tm ne bhola diya par hm bhoola na sake Jo zakham lage teri judai

Kash hum samjh letay manzilon ki

kash hum samjh letay, manzilon ki chahat main! rasta badlny se, fasla nahi ght’ta, do ghari ki qurbat main… char pal ki chahat main.

Sitara hamari qismat ka us se mila

Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila He Nhi, Wo Kaise Hota Hamara,sahil Aisa Kbhe Howa He Nhi, Hum Ne Apni Hr Khushi Dusron

Un ki yaadon ka mehall banaya ham

Un ki ‘Yaadon’ ka Mehall Banaya ham ne, Aarzu ka ‘diya’ Jalaya ham ne, ‘Yaad’ Aane waley Tujhe Meri ‘Qasum’, Woh Lamha bata jis

Bus ek maafi hamari tauba kabhi

Bus Ek Maafi, Hamari Tauba, Kabhi Jo Aisay Sataayein Tum Ko . . !!! Lo Haath Joray, Lo Kaan Pakhray, Ab Aur Kaisay Manaayein

Ae palnay walay mujhay sardar bana day

Ae Palnay Walay Mujhay Sardar Bana Day Nalain e Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Meri Dastaar Bana Day Kar Un K Nawason (A.S) K Azadaron Mein Shamil

Yehi wafa ka silaah ha to koi

Yehi Wafa Ka Silaah Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yeh Dard Tum Ne Diya Ha To Koi Baat Nahi Yehi Bohot Ha K Tum

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko Din ko aaram hay na

Dil tum bin lagta kahin nahi aur

Dil tum bin lagta kahin nahi,…… aur dekhe se bhi ji bharta nahi….. Kaisa jaado kar diya tumne mujh par,….. ki koi aur in

Na gila hai koi halaat se shikayaten

Na Gila Hai Koi Halaat Se Na Shikayaten Teri Zaat Se, Khud Hi Saary Warq Juda Huy Meri Zindagi Ki Kitab Se, Tujhy Chaha

Aap dunya k bevakuf treen insan ho

Aap dunya k ‘BEVAKUF’ treen insan ho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

bhool ja yehi zindagi

=*******= =(BHOOL JA)= ;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’; Yehi Zindagi ka assol hye, Jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, Jo mila hye Dil se laga k rakh, Jo

Allah se scooter mangacar di ghar managbangla

Allah se Scooter manga..Car di; Ghar manag..bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya Alla ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.

1 pathan ko uska susar

——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho? Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Sata ke hamen ashkbar karati hai

sata sata ke hamen ashk_bar karati hai tumhari yad bahut beqarar karati hai vo din jo sath guzare the pyar ke hamane talash un

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayega

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayeGa itna mat chaho use wo bewafa ho jaayeGa hum bhi dariya hai hame apna hunar maloom hai

jane phir q khud

‘*’* JANE PHIR Q *’* *’* Khud Ko Mujh Se JUDA Kia Usne, Jo Na Karna Tha wo Kia Usne, *’* Yaad Karne Se

Yeh koun chal diya mera shehar chor

Yeh koun Chal diya mera shehar chor kar Ankhon mein rakh diye darya nichor kar Hum sari rat dekhte rahe chehra apna Kabhi Aaina

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum

Short summery of 1st april spain per

‘SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL’ spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k

Chali aati hain dabe paaon teri yaadein

Chali aati hain dabe paaon teri yaadein shaam dhale ke hoti hai chirageen dil ki mehfil shaam dhale Huye tum kin raahon ke musaafir,itna

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Waqt ny badal diya hy bohut logon

Waqt Ny Badal Diya Hy Bohut Logon Ka Maiyyar Warna,,, Hum Bhi Woh Log Thay Jo Dillon Mein Basaa Karte Thay… ;*” ”*.*’ ‘*;

Mujhe aaj tak khabr na hui

Mujhe aaJ taK khabR na hUi k maiN kis diyE ki Aag hun,, ,,Mujhe Jis ne cHaha jaLa diYa jiS ne chahA buJha diyaaa

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus

Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya dete hue apni bv ko awaz di ?gulbakht? Tum

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Maut ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga Hanste hanste tu ne dunya me guzari zindagi, Ab naya

Humne to sirf pyar manga tha shikwa

Humne to sirf pyar manga tha…. Shikwa nahin ko woh hume de na sake…. Itne bhi kamzor dil nahin hum…. par dard itna diya

Hum to flood walo k liay paisay

Hum to flood walo k liay paisay ikathay ker rahay thay Faraz,,, Kam bakht U.K police ne hm pe match fixing ka ilzam lga

Ab ki baar uss ka hadaf meri

Ab ki Baar Uss ka Hadaf Meri Anna thi. *….So !! Sullah ka Parcham Jala diya Main ney.

Kaanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi

kaanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi rooth ke log tor dete hain jo bohot achey hon un se pyaar na karna aksar achey log

Hum nay to gilay shikway bula kar

HUm nay to gilay shikway bula kar phir say dosti ka hath barhaya tha per na janay q tumhary rawaye nay phir mayoos sa

Kitna haseen phir se nazaara bana diya

Kitna Haseen Phir Se Nazaara Bana Diya, Jaise Khuda Ne Tum Ko Doobaara Bana Diya, Aaya Tha Imtihaan Me Mazmoon Husn Par, Hum Ne

Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz

Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega, wo b unkay

Khuda jane kahan se jalwaye jana tak

Khuda jane kahan se jalwaye jana kahan tak hai Wahin tak dekh sakta hai nazar jiski jahan tak hai Hum itni bhi na samjhe

Rehne walo se nhi jane pocho

Rehne walo se nhi jane walo se pocho zindagi kiya hoti hy pane walo se nhi khone walo se pocho k izaat kiya hoti

Wife shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe

Wife: ‘Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?’ Husband: ‘Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya

Tujhy kya khabar tere yaad nae mjhy

Tujhy kya khabar tere yaad nae mjhy kaisay kaisay sata diya, Kabhi khaloton mae rula diya kabi mahfilon mae hansa diya, Kabhi yun howa

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya, to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya, uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha, or

Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai dil

“Aaj kuch bat keh raha hai Dil” “Shayad koi faryad kar raha hai Dil” “Chupke se keh Diya Dharkan ne” “Wo tum hi ho

Aik memon dozakh mein tha kisi ne

Aik memon dozakh mein tha Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap yahan kaise MEMON: Jannat main flat mila tha rest

Apni saansen kheencch k meri khushbu

Apni Saansen kheencch k meri khushbu khud me basa li or Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyun se gira diya…. teri yaad me

Kab hoi pyar ki barsat mujeh yad

Kab hoi pyar ki barsat mujeh yad nahe? kaif me dobhi mulaqat mujeh yad nahe? main to madhosh tha kuch itna uski chahat mein,

Quran ka mojza lafz al abr yani zameen

Quran ka Mojza Lafz “Al-Abr” yani “Zameen” 13 baar aaya hai, Aur Lafz “Al-Bahar” yani “Samandar” 32 baar aaya hai. Total 12+32=45 Zameeni Elaqa:

jawaab main aksar socha

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poocha jo un se chaand

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