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dimag SMS Messages

1pathanka hath machine main akrkatgya us

1’PATHAN’Ka Hath Machine Main Akr’KAT’Gya Us K DOST Afsos Krny K Liye Aye Kehny Lagy, Shukar Kro K Tumhra ‘SEEDHA’Hath Nhi Kata, Wrna Tm

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Badam khane se dimag me moch askti

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He . . . Socho Kese . Simple Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega Maklul ki fitrat he ye

Muj se nafrat karo ya muhabat

Muj Se NAFRAT Karo Ya MUHABAT Dono mare Haq Mein Behtar Hain Q k Agr ap NAFRAT Kro Gy Tu ma tumhare Dimag Mein

Police pathan se hum se panga

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai, Police:- DSP Ka

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

sweet

,?,*,?, ; . . ; Sweet ‘=. ‘ .=’ MÄÄNÖ (,,)”(,,)BILLI Apse Srf Itna Khne i Hai k Meow Meow Meow Meow. Billi or

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Barish hui to phulon k tan chak

barish hui to phulon k tan chak ho gaye mausam k hath bhig k saffak ho gaye badal ko kya khabar k barish ki

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy

Kbi kbi mera dimag puchta hy

Kbi kbi mera Dimag puchta hy Me apko itna yad q kru? Itny sms q kru? Tb mera Dil jwab deta hy.. . .

If u r genius solve it 444420

If u r Genius solve it. 4___4___4___4=20 In blanks main ap (plus, minus, divide, multiply k sign laga skte hain) Sawal hy dimag ka.

Suna hai ap bahut dimag wale ho

Suna Hai Ap Bahut Dimag Wale Ho! to in 5 ke naam urdu me batain.? 1. ambulance 2. tube light 3. mobile 4. x-ray

Hamara to yehi soch kr dimag kharab

Hamara to yehi soch kr dimag kharab hogya Faaaraaaaaaaz…….. . . . . . . K aurat saari pehan kar poti kese krti hay…..

Inteligens test qus 1 agr ankhain

***INTELIGENS** ***TEST** Qus 1, Agr Ankhain Milane k bad 2 aur 2=4 ho jati hain, To 2 Dil Milne k Bad 1 Kyun ho

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Badam khane se dimag me moch askti

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He . . . Socho Kese . Simple Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne

Na juban se nigahin dimag rango greetings

Na juban se, Na nigahin se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greetings se, Na gift se, Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL

Agar ankhain milane k bad 2 or

Agar Ankhain milane k bad 2 or 2 = 4 ho jati hy To 2 dil milny k bad 1 kyun ho jata hai?

Dear friends im switching off my number

Dear Friends. I’m switching Off My Number, Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades Plz contact Me

Dimag se iska jawab do

Dimag se iska jawab do ? 1/ Ameer Ko_____Ki Zroorat Hoti Hai.! 2/ Gharib K Paas____Hota Hai! 3/Hum____ Khaye To Mar Jayenge! 3no me

Once a girl askd boy y we have

Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. …Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Friendship.. Y?? ? Boy thought for

Kal mara nikah hai new drama

Kal mara nikah hai New Drama serial. Coming Soon only on ‘GEO’.. Sab ka dimag ghuma k Geo..

Mendak pathan ka dimag nhi hota

Mendak: Pathan ka dimag nhi hota Pathan: Hota hy Mendak: Ni Hota Nai Hota & Jumped in water. Pathan: Lo btao is me khudkushi

1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki

1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me Shetan agya tha Usi wqt Shetan hazir hua or

If u r inteligen thn solve it

if u r inteligen thn solve it….. 4..4..4..4=20 in blanks me sirf(plus, minus nd multiply laga sakte ho. sawa dimag ka he……

Aapki kahani meri zubani aapke

Aapki kahani meri zubani. . . . . . . Aapke pas dimag h. . . . . . . …. . Chalta nahi

Ek taraf paisa ho ek dimag kya

Ek taraf paisa ho ek taraf dimag kya lo gy Teacher 2 Boy : Ek taraf paisa ho ek taraf dimag kya lo gy

Dosti dil hai dimag nahi dosti soch

Dosti dil hai dimag nahi, dosti soch hai, aawaj nahi, koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jajbe, kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaj

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen band karta hai, bohot sochta hai, apne dil ki

Mirchi muh ke alaawa aur kahan lagti

Mirchi muh ke alaawa aur kahan LAGTI hai ? ? ? …? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kheton mein pagal. Tumhara

Bat to sach he magar hujom

‘BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi

1 ladke ne ladki se uska nema

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he 6.1 6.3 6.2 2.1 dimag

Can u think k 2511 kaise

Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise

Jism ki tandrusti namaz may hai dil

JISM KI TANDRUSTI NAMAZ MAY HAI DIL KI TAKAT TILAWAT E QURAN MAI HAI DIMAG KI QUWAT ZIKR E ILLAHI MAI HAI ROOH KI

Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb

Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do.. ‘LENZATE’ Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai. Its challange 4 u. Ye naam kam se

Girl in train can i sit here

Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can i take some water.? . Boy: My pleasure .