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Usey itna batadena main us sey dour

Usey Itna Batadena! Main Us sey Dour Ho Kr Bhi Boht Majboor Ho Kr Bhi Dukhoan Se Choor Ho Kr Bhi Usi ko Yaad

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

Usey itna batadena main us sey dour

Usey Itna Batadena! Main Us sey Dour Ho Kr Bhi Boht Majboor Ho Kr Bhi Dukhoan Se Choor Ho Kr Bhi Usi ko Yaad

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

Usey itna bata dena main us se

Usey itna bata dena… Main us se door ho kar bhi.. Bohat Majboor ho kar bhi. Dukhon se choor ho kar bhi.. Usi ko

Mehak mein sary haroof dho kr

Mehak mein sary haroof dho kr Qalam ko b ijz mein dubo kr sana-e-RAB-E-JALIL likhon Tavil tr sy Tavil likhon Jamal likhon Jameel likhon

Aisa na mehroom kaheen ho betho mery

aisa na mehroom kaheen ho betho, mery hony sy hath he dho bethoo, jo poochna chahty ho poocho muj sy, is sy pehly k

Utho utho bister choro uth kr

Utho utho bister choro uth kr jaldi sy moun dho lo dudh piyo or anda khao kha pi kr O ho Aj tu Sunday

Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr B,, Dukhon se Choor ho kr B,, Usi ko

Tujhe chor bhi nahi saktey tere ho

Tujhe chor bhi nahi saktey, Tere ho bhi nahi sakte, Ye kesi be basi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahi saktey, Tumhari yaad aati

Zakm jo dita sajna ne oh na

Zakm jo dita sajna ne, oh na satho dho hoea, Jo Ranjhe nal v na hoea, Mere nal ta oh hoea, Oh doli chardi

Jab seena gham se bhojal ho aur

Jab Seena Gham Se Bhojal Ho Aur Yaad Kissi Ki Atti Ho Tab Kamre Mein Band Ho Jana Aur Chupke Chupke Ro Lena Jab

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na Tujhe Chorr Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai

Hogaye jawan bachay boorhi horahi hai maa

Hogaye Jawan Bachay Boorhi Horahi Hai Maa Be Chiragh Ankhon Me Khuwab Bo Rahi Hai Maa Roti Apney Hisse Ki De K Apney Bachon

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na Tujhe Chorr Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

Khana e kaba ki aftari khana e kaba me aftari k

KHANA-E-KABA KI AFTARI’ khana-e-kaba me Aftari k lie bichhae jane wale dastrkhuan ki lenght 12km hoti hai, Ye Tawaf ki jaga bichhaya jata hai,

Taqon main sajaya jata hoon aankhon se

TAQON MAIN SAJAYA JATA HOON AANKHON SE LAGAYA JATA HOON TAWEEZ BANAYA JATA HOON DHO DHO K PILAYA JATA HOON JIS TERHAN TOOTA MAINA

Mehak me saray huroof dho kr

‘Mehak me Saray huroof dho kr ‘Snae’ Rabe Jalil likhun ‘Taveel tr Se Taveel likhun ‘Jamal likhun ‘Jameel likhun ‘Usi ko uski daleel likhun

Ghazal tujhe chor bhi nahi saktay

!GHAZAL! Tujhe Chor bhi nahi saktay, Tere Ho bhi Nahi sakte, Ye kaisi Bebasi hai k hum Ro b nahi saktay, Ye kaisa DarD

uljhan na tuj ko chor

‘ ULJHAN ‘ Na tuj ko chor skty hain tere ho b nhi skty. Ye kaisi be-besi hai aj k hm ro b nhi

Larki ny jeans utari or pappu sy

Larki ny jeans utari or PAPPU sy kaha MUJHY LARKI HONY KA EHSAS DILAO,PAPPU ny bhi jeans utari or kaha… JAO DONON JEANS DHO

Halaku ab jo tum baghdad aaoge to

Halaku ab jo tum Baghdad aaoge to sail-e-khuuN se Dajlaa apne saahil dho chukaa hogaa yahaaN ek aur lashkar, aatish-o-aahan ka lashkar chhaonii Daale

Yaqeen aata nh dil ko k esa

Yaqeen Aata Nh Dil Ko k esa ho B Skta hy Hmara Haal-e-Gham Sun kr wo Zalim ro B Skta Ha Kbi insan Akela

Mom kii zindagii ghulaa karanaa kuchh

mom kii zindagii ghulaa karanaa kuchh kisii se na tazakaraa karanaa meraa bachapan thaa aa_iine jaisaa har khilaunaa kaa muu.N takaa karanaa cheharaa cheharaa

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2 andey 1 chamach lal mirch phent kr chehrey pe 5 mint msaj kr k dho len. Surkhi

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz 20 ka balnc dalwa do me is time bath room me ho or ghr my koi b

Jis tarha se wo baith ke muskra

Jis tarha se wo baith ke muskra rahe hai Unhe dekh kar hum ek shok gazal bana rahe hai Wo aadat hai unki jis

Chod dho tanha mujhe ke ab mehfil

chod dho tanha mujhe ke ab mehfil ki ronakh mujhe raas na aayegi, jee barkar ronay dho mujhe ke ab koi khushi in ansooyo

Pyar aik baar hota hai

pyar aik baar hota hai / Hum Is Per Kuch nahi likhain gy… Dil ka tumharay jo safhaa hai… Wo aaj bilkul Sadaa hai..!!

Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho

Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo se tum dho lena Koi sookha paer mile to us se lipat ker ro lena Us ke

Khana e kaba ki aftari khana kaba me aftari

‘KHANA-E-KABA KI AFTARI’ khana kaba me Aftari k lie bichhae jane wale dastrkhuan ki length 12 km hoti hai, Ye Tuwaf ki jaga bichhaya

Ho gye jawan bachay boorhi ho rahi

Ho gye Jawan bachay, Boorhi ho rahi hy ‘MAA’ Be chiragh ankho me Khwab bo rahi hy ‘MAA’ Rotti apne Hissy ki de k

Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Na tuje chor saktay hain tere ho

Na Tuje Chor Saktay hain Tere ho bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesi Bebasi hy Ham ro bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesa Dard Hy Hmein

Shab e tanhai usy kehna hamari neend lota

Shab-E-Tanhai Usy Kehna Hamari Neend Lota Day K Uski Yaad Main Be-Had Aziyat Hay Ya Apna Naqsh Dho Jay Ya Phir MERI HE HO

Usse kehna uski yad main be had azziyat

Usse kehna uski yad main be-had azziyat hai ya to apna naqsh dho jaye, ya phir mera he ho jaye…!!!!!

m a a wo is

‘ ‘.’.’.’M A A’.’.’.’ ‘ Wo Is Tarhan Merey Gunahon Ko Dho Deti Hai, Maa Bohot Ghusse Main Ho To Ro Deti Ha Labon

Na tum ko chor sakty hai

NA tum ko chor sakty hai tere ho bhi nahi sakty ye kesi bebasi hai Aaj hum roo bhi nahi sakty ye kesa dard

Hum to aesay hi apna kambal

Hum to aesay hi apna Kambal dho kr sukha rhay thay MQM wale Qurbani ki Khal smjh kr lay gay (,’)/’Oye /| | /

Chaa pio ty khajo anday happy sunday

Chaa pio ty khajo anday Happy Sunday Happy Sunday Sara hafta nahaey nai Kpry v nve paay nai Naha dho k ban jajo bandy

Usey itna bta dena main us

USEY ITNA BTA DENA…!! Main Us se door ho kar B, BOht mjboor ho kar B, Dukhon se choor ho kar B, Usi ko

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Chai pio or khao anday happy

Chai pio or khao anday, Happy Sunday.. Happy Sunday..:- . Sara hafta nahaye nahi,:( Naha dho k ban jao bandy, Happy Sunday, Happy Sunday..)

Usay itna bta dena main us se

USAY ITNA BTA DENA.. Main Us se door ho kr b.. Bohat majboor ho kr b.. Dukhon se choor ho kr b.. Usi ko

Chai pio or khao anday happy sunday

Chai pio or khao anday, Happy sunday.. Happy Sunday..:-) Sara hafta nahaye nahi, Naha dho k ban jao bandy, Happy sunday,. Happy sunday..:-) Rang

Mehak me sary haroof dho kr

Mehak Me Sary Haroof Dho Kr, Qalam Ko Ambar Mein Dubo Kr, Sana-e-RAB-E- JALIL Likhon, Taveel Tar Se Taveel Likhon, KAREEM Likhon, RAHEEM Likhon,

1 shadi me jin aa gya jin

1 Shadi me JIN aa gya Jin ko dekhte hi Larkiyo ki Chikhen nikal gayen 1 baba g ne kaha Sari Larkiyan wazu kr

Use itna bta dena hm us

Use Itna Bta Dena Hm us se door ho kr b Buhat mjboor ho kr b Dukhon se choor ho kr b Usi ko

Aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya

aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya gham hai, chor dho thanha mujhe, maine aaj jee bar kar rona hai. jab maloom tha tumhe

Aj kal aksar nojawan ehtalam hone ki

Aj Kal Aksar Nojawan ‘EHTALAM’ Hone Ki Sorat Me KAPRE Ko Bina PAK Kiy Utar Dete Hen Jisko Ghr Wale Utha Kr MACHINE Me

Paaon se lahu ko dho daalo

Paaon Se Lahu Ko Dho Daalo Hum Kya Karte Kis Raah Chalte??? Har Raah Main Kaante Bikhre The, Un Rishton K Jo ChhoOt Gaye,

Ay shab e tanhi use kehna humari

AY SHAB E TANHI, USE KEHNA, HUMARI NEENDIAN LOUTA DAY, KW US KI YAAD MAIN BE-HAD AZIYAT HAI YA APNE NAQSH DHO JAY YA

Ek shadi mein achanak kahin se jinn

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..! Jinn ko Dekhte Hi; Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin, …… Wahan par Ek BABA

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Barish special aanchl teri yado ka

‘Barish special’ Aanchl teri Yado ka bhigo deti hy barish Sochon Pe jami Grd ko dho deti hy barish Hans hans k sunati hy

Shab e tanhai wo jo baray sukh main

Shab-e-tanhai Wo jo baray sukh main hay Usay kehna Ke raat ka pichla pehr hay Aur abhi hum jagtay hain Hamari ankhon say neend

Na tuje chor saktay hain tere ho

Na Tuje Chor Saktay hain Tere ho bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesi Bebasi hy Ham ro bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesa Dard Hy Hmein

Sahal yun raah zindgi ki hai sahal

(‘*Sahal Yun Raah-€-Zindgi Ki Hai*’) Sahal Yun Raah-€-Zindgi Ki Hai, Har Qadam Hum Ne Aashiqi Ki Hai, Hum Ne Saja Dil Main Liye Gulshan,

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len Surkhi Ana

Na tuje chor saktay hain tere ho

Na Tuje Chor Saktay hain Tere ho bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesi Bebasi hy Ham ro bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesa Dard Hy Hmein

Shehr e talab mein itni hi aoqat thi

Shehr-e talab mein itni hi aoqat thi meri, Sikke Ki Tarha Dast_e_Gada-Gar Pe Ja Gira! Qanoon Ne Jo Dho Diya, Mujrim Ki Aankh Se,

Na tuje chor saktay hain tere ho

Na Tuje Chor Saktay hain Tere ho bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesi Bebasi hy Ham ro bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesa Dard Hy Hmein

maan wo is tarah mary

*’* MAAN*’* Wo Is Tarah mary GUNAHON KO DHO deti hai.., MAAN BUHT GHUSSE mai ho to Ro Deti Hai., LABON pe Uske Kbhi

Na tujhe chor sakte haintere ho bhi

Na tujhe chor sakte hain,tere ho bhi nahin sakte, Ye kaisi bebasi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahin sakte. Ye kaisa dard hai,pal pal

Some facts think about it ek

SOME FACTS: THINK ABOUT IT!! Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki

Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki

Sardar ne “pent” dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi

Ghazal tujhe chor bhi nahi saktay

!GHAZAL! Tujhe chor bhi nahi saktay, Tere ho bhi nahi sakte, Ye kaisi bebasi hai aaj ham ro b nahi saktay.. Ye kaisa dard

Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur

Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho, Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab

Tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho bhi

Tujhe Chorr Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai Pal

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho bhi nahi sakte Yeh kaisi bebasi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahi sakte Yeh kaisa dard hai

Bacha dukan daar se uncle

Bacha Dukan Daar Se : Uncle ‘SAFEGAURD’ Sabun Hai ? Dukan Daar: Ji Haan !! Bacha: Haath Dho kr 1 rupee wali KULFI dena

Rait bhri hy jin aankhon mein aansoon

Rait bhri hy jin aankhon mein aansoon se tm dho lena koi sookha paid miley to us se lipatt k ro lena kuch to

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai MAA, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai MAA, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai MAA, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai MAA, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Irshad e nabwi saww hai uss ghar mein khoob

Irshad-e-NABWI S.A.W.W hai: ‘Uss ghar mein khoob khair ho gi jahan khana khaney k baad hath dho kar qulli karne ki aadat ho’. (Ibn-e-Majah)

Har mehfil dil bee raye ga

Har Mehfil Har Dil Bee Raye Ga, Jahan Dube Gee Mery Kashti Who Sahil Bee Roye Ga, Itna Payar Bikher Dho ga Zamany meh,

Usay itna bata dena usay itna bata

Usay itna bata dena… USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se door ho kr B, Bahut majboor ho kr B, Dukhon se choor ho

Yun raton ko na jago soo leaya

YUN raton ko na jago.. Soo Leaya kro, YUN dil main aanso na roko.. Roo Leaya kro, BAAL to barey ache banate ho, Kabi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai maan, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai maan, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Jigar chalni kare guzre huye lamhaat ka

Jigar chalni kare guzre huye lamhaat ka maosam Dimagh-o-dil pe chaya hai ajab jazbaat ka maosam Ma samjha tha judaaii ke lage daghoN ko

Abhi to aansuon se dho raha hun

Abhi to aansuon se dho raha hun main gunaon ko! Nimazun tuk nae poncha abi tuk mn wuzu main hun!

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon…. Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon… jee karta hai, in baalon

Faraz apni wife se daag to

Faraz apni wife se, . Daag to chala jaega kameez se, . Wah wah .. Daag to chala jaega kameez se, . Agr tum

Tm dosti ka wo dagh hojse hm

Tm dosti ka wo dagh ho Jse hm ARIEL se dho nahi sakte RIN se saf nahi kar sakte SURF EXCEL se mita nahi