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Apni beeti hui rangeen jawani dega

Apni Beeti Hui Rangeen Jawani Dega Muj Ko Tasveer Bi Dega To Purani Dega Aadatein Milti Hain Sooraj Se Bohat Hi Uski Waqt-e-Rukhsat Bi

Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na

Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo marzi keh do g Us ko kaunsa kuch sunai

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Kisi ko apni beti do shadi k

Kisi ko apni beti do (shadi k lye) To wo zaror dekho k larka naik, parhezgar hai ya nh. Q k agr ap ki

Rahem kiya karo tum par jaege maf

Rahem kiya karo tum par Rahem kiya jaege maf karma ikhtiyar karo Allah tumhay maf farma dega” (MUSNAD AHMED) Vol 2 page 982

Jo bismillahpuri parhega allah hr harf k

Jo BISMILLAH(Puri) parhega ALLAH hr harf k badly us k Nama-e-Aamal me 4000 nekyan darj frmaega 4000 gunah baksh dega or 4000 drajat buland

Ptcl or mobile ek pathan ki girl

PTCL or Mobile Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge? Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL

Al quraan mgr jo toba karen

*~AL QUR’AAN~* ‘Mgr jo Toba karen or apne A’maal ki Islaah karlen to Allah inki Bura’iyon ko Nekiyon se Badal dega.’ (Sur e Furrqan

Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na? Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega ?

Ab na hoga raabta kehna usse

Ab na hoga raabta kehna usse jis pe hum chalte rahe hain saath saath Khogaya woh raasta kehna usse Teri yaadein Dil se rukhsat

Me roz e hashar ka qayal hon phr bhi

Me roz-e-hashar ka qayal hon phr bhi hansta hon ‘Ali’ K ek banda ALLAH ko hisaab kya dega. …

Wom umar bhar ka sath kya dega

Wom Umar Bhar Ka Sath Kya Dega Faraz… . . . . . . . . Jisne Package Hotay Huye Bhi SMS Karna Chhor

Pathan apni girlfriend se dilbara hum

Pathan apni girlfriend se: dilbara hum tum ko gift me jeans ka pant dega Girlfrnd Khush hokr boli: 0h realy Pathan: Haan mgr uska

Golden words achha dost kitni dafa hi

Golden words ‘Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kiun K, Wo kanjar aap k saary raaz janta

Sms magic aap ko punjabi ka 1

SMS Magic Aap Ko Punjabi Ka 1 Lafz Bhejta Hoon. Jise Aap Aage Se Parho Ya Pichhe Se, Aap Ko Mera Hi Naam Dikhai

Gamo ki barsaat samete huay betha hu

Gamo ki Barsaat Samete Huay Betha hu. Kisi Bewafa se Dhokha Khai Bhetha hu. Jane Kab Dega Uper wala Mot Mujh ko, Ab To

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Rajab mubarikjo shakhs rajab k maheeney ki

”RAJAB MUBARIK” jo shakhs ”RAJAB” k maheeney ki mubarakbaad kisi ko dega us k liye ”JANNAT” ki khushkhabri hai.

Mein apni zindgi mein kisi shaks

Mein Apni Zindgi mein kisi ß Shaks ko NazarAndaz Nahi karta Qk Jo Acha Shakhs Hoga wo Mujhy Khushi Dega oR Jo Bura Shakhs

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

bandishen puch na hm pr uski

*’* Bandishen Puch Na Hm Pr Uski , Lamha Bhar Ko Bhi Agr Khulta Hai, *’* Dil Ko Dega Wo Rafaqat Ki Tapish, Rakh

Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye

Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad lota dega. . . Memon (after 2 month): Chal

Main kyun karun kisi par aitbar

Main Kyun Karun Kisi Par Aitbar, ‘Har Cheez Yadain Chor Jayngi, ‘Main Kaise Mano Koi Mera Sath DeGa, ‘Jab K Meri Dharkan Bhi Ik

Hazrat ali ra ka frman hy bura

Hazrat ALI R.A Ka Frman Hy:- ‘Bura Dost Aag Ki Manind Hy’ ‘Agr Jalta Hoga To Apko Jala Dega’ ‘Or Agr Bujha Hoga To

Al hadees jo shaks 3 jumay

AL HADEES ! Jo Shaks 3 Jumay Susti K Sabab Chorhy ALLAH azzawajal Us K Dil Par (ghafil) Ki Mohor Laga Dega – BOOK-Bahar.e.Shariat

Mujh se rothy ga jb wo tu

Mujh se rothy ga jb wo. Tu mujhe rula de ga. Phr khud h¡ apn¡ shrarton se mujhe hansa de ga. Udas hota hun

Jub kabhi dil ko wo yaadon se

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon Se Rehai Dega, Mere Andar Koi Tufaan Sunai Dega, Us Se Milte Hi Ye Ehsas Hua Tha Mujh

Hua kia hai mujh ko wo janta

Hua kia hai mujh ko wo kia janta hai, Wo ek shakhs mujh ko juda janta hai Wo Mumkin hai Mujhko bhula dega lakin

Larky wale hum ko larki pasand hai

Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to larKi perh rahi hai LarKy wale: Hmara beta Konsa

Best of santa banta bantaagar wo meri nhi

**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA** Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui to me use kisi or ki v nhi hone dunga. . santa:Aur agar teri ho gyi

Haseen dard milta hai aaj kal zamane

haseen dard milta hai aaj kal zamane me ……. gum ka dariya chalakta hai paimane me ……. koi mera na hua mujhe gum nahi

Kya likhon k ab to thak chuka

kya likhon? k ab to thak chuka hon likh likh kar dard jo bhe sahen hain wo likho? ya dard deny waly ka hosla

Teachragr tum apny dost ko 500 dousko

Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega? Stdnt:kuch b ni Teachr:Tum Hisab nai jante Studnt:Sir

Its magic ek glas mei thanda

Its Magic: ek Glas mei thanda pani len or usay apnay qareeb bethay hoey shakhs pe dal dain. wo thanda pani usay garam ker

pathan maan hm bra ho k

*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta chalega k ye mere bete ka jahaz h.? Pathan.

Mumkin nahi k wo mujh ko bhula

MUMKIN NAHI K WO MUJH KO BHULA DEGA, WO U HAR PAL HAR DUM MUJH KO DUA DEGA PYAR DIA HY IS KADAR USKO

Larke walehum ko larki pasand he shadi

Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he? Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . . Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Hazrat ali ra ka frman hy bura

Hazrat Ali R.A) Ka Frman Hy:- ‘Bura Dost Aag Ki Manind Hy’ ‘Agr Jalta Hoga To Apko Jala Dega’ ‘Or Agr Bujha Hoga To

Aik sharabi ko police ne raat 2

Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha: Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho? Sharabi: Mein SHARAB or Smoking k

Hr namaz k bad 7 dfaya muhyiprha

Hr NAMAZ k bad 7 dfa‘YA MUHYI’prha kren.Is se ap agli hr nmaz k ly bound ho jayege. yani ALLAH apko tofeeq dega Or

Al hadees jo shaks 3 jumay

AL HADEES ! Jo Shaks 3 Jumay Susti K Sabab Chorhy ALLAH azzawajal Us K Dil Par (ghafil) Ki Mohor Laga Dega – BOOK-Bahar.e.Shariat

Sardar aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay

Na khol mery makan k udas darwazy

Na khol mery makan k udas darwazy, Hawa ka shor meri uljhanen brrha dega, Me khob waqif hon uss ki fitrat se Faraz, Wo

Ay insaan tu samajhta hai k hamesha

‘AY Insaan’ tu samajhta hai k hamesha zinda rahyga nahi jald tera naam zindo ki fehrist se nikal k murdo me shamil ho jayga,

Ek sawal 3 makan hen har k

Ek sawal, 3 makan hen har makan k andar 1 jadoogar hy har makan k bahar ek chokidar hy makan k andar jate waqt

Hr din khuda apko khushyan dega

Hr Din Khuda ApKo Khushyan DeGa QK Hm Hr Wqt Khuda Se Ap K Lye Dua Karte Hen K Ya ALLAH *Banda* ‘SWEET’ Hai

Allah tala farmata hai agar koi jawan

ALLAH Ta’La Farmata Hai: ‘Agar Koi Jawan Larka Kisi Jawan Larki Ko Dehk Kar Apni Nazar Juka Dega, Main Usi Waqt Uska Nikha ‘JANNAT’

Hadees jo sakhs apne gussy ko rokega

Hadees: jo sakhs apne gussy ko rokega ALLAH azza.wa.jal qyamat k din usse apna azab rok dega (Shob-ul-Iman J-6 P-315)

Answers 1me joruu ka ghulam ban

Answers: 1:Me Joruu Ka Ghulam Ban K Rahoonga 3:Uff Me Kahan Phans Gaya 5:I Cant Wait More 7:Betta Tension Naa Lo 9:Tumhare Kitne Boy

Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni

Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni jafa ka Rula dega use ek din khayal meri wafa ka Usne insaan sa sulook bhi na

Hadeees logo tum jumma chorne

HADEEES : Logo Tum JUMMA chorne se baz ajao warna ALLAH tumhare Dilon per Moher lga dega, Phr tm Gafil ho jaoge. (MUSLIM:865)

Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop

Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop se guzri Bacha zid krne lga k khilona lena ha, boht samjhanay ke bawjood bache ne zid

Al quraan mgr jo toba karen

*~AL QUR’AAN~* ‘Mgr jo Toba karen or apne A’maal ki Islaah karlen to Allah inki Bura’iyon ko Nekiyon se Badal dega.’ (Sur e Furrqan

mujhko meri hi udaasi se

*. . .Mujhko Meri Hi Udaasi Se Nikaale Koi, Main Mohabbat Hon, Muhabbat Ko Bacha Le Koi, Main Samandar Hon, Meri Teh Meh Sadaf

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur makeen hay Phir b tu mera aqeeda hai mera yaqen hai Ye aaina tujhe teri khabar nhi

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Panjabi or pathan ke larai ho rahi

PANJABI or PATHAN Ke Larai Ho Rahi Thi. PANJABI: KHAN Hum Tera Kapra Phar k Tumko Nanga Kar Dega PATHAN: yar Serious Larai Me

Mere sawal or quran k jawab

Mere Sawal or Quran K Jawab Mene kaha teri madad kese milegi YA RAB? Jawab mila: Sabar or Namaz se Madad liya karo (2:45)

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Jo bismillahpuri parhega allah hr harf k

Jo BISMILLAH(Puri) parhega ALLAH hr harf k badly us k Nama-e-Aamal me 4000 nekyan darj frmaega 4000 gunah baksh dega or 4000 drajat buland

Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya

Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan: Wo Doctr khabees ka Bacha kehta Tha Hamara BV

Larky waly hum ko larki psand hy

larky waly: hum ko larki psand hy shadi kab krni hy? larki waly: abi to larki perh rhi hy! larky waly: humara beta konsa

Na khol mere makan k udas darwazey

Na khol mere maKan K uDas DarWazey… Hawa ka shor meri UlJhaNen baRhA dega……. Main kHoOb WaQif hoOn uSki FiTrat se ‘Sahir’ … wo

Sheikh apne bachon sejo rat ko khana

Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege Sab bache 5,5 Rupe lekar sogae Subha ko Sheikh bola: Jo

Kuch uski khabar bhi hai tujhko woh

Kuch Uski Khabar Bhi Hai Tujhko Woh Soze-Jahanum Kya Hoga? Jis Aag Ka Eendhen Insaan Ho Uss Aag Ka Aalam Kya Hoga? Jab Rooh

Pathan aao race lagatay hain jo haara

Pathan: aao race lagatay hain jo haara wo ek hazar rupy dega sardar: lekin mujhe rasta nhi maloom Pathan: bus tum meray pichay pichay

Fighting styles 1980s meet me at

Fighting Styles: 1980’s: Meet me at the ground and I’ll show u !! 1990’s: Dare to come at my place.. then You’ll know who

Bv pathan se khan hmko hmara salgirah

BV pathan se: Khan hmko hmara salgirah me Chain gift karna, Pathan: wai qurban! Lalay di jaan! Zaroor dega Batao. CYCLE Wala Ya KUTTE

Maine yeh soch kar nhi boye khwaabon

maine yeh soch kar nhi boye khwaabon k darakht.. Kaun sehra me lage shajar ko pani dega ???

Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo

Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya techr ye ks ne

Jab rooh kichegi rug se us

Jab Rooh Kichegi Rug Rug Se Us Waqt Ka Aalam Kya Hoga? Ye Jism Gawahi Khud Dega Her Hissa Badan Ka Bolega Khamosh Zuban

Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat

Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat me jaega (chahy toba b krly). Wo sbse pehly dozkh me dakhil hoga. Dozkh me uspr khaarish

13 august mubarik quid e azam

*13 August MUBARIK* Quid e Azam ne Farmaya Hay: Jo Logon ko 13 Augst ki Khabar Dega UseY agly Din, *14 AUGUST* Ki Chutti

Mene ye soch k boye nahi khawabon

Mene ye soch k ye boye nahi khawabon k darakht kon sehra me lage per ko pani dega.

Meri ummat k tamaam logon gunah allah

‘Meri Ummat K Tamaam Logon K Gunah ALLAH Bakhsh Dega, Siwaey Un Logo K Jo Gunnah Kr K Logon Ko Fakhr Se Bataen K

Log aag se darte hain k wo

Log AAG Se Darte Hain K Wo Jala Dega? Log PANI Se Darte Hain K Wo Duboo Dega? Log TOFAAN Se Darte Hain K

French kiss kya hai french kiss

FRENCH KISS KYA HAI ? French kiss ka matlb ye k larka pehle larki k honton se hont touch kre phir larki ka uper

Shab e braat nazdeek hai hamara nama e aamal tabdeel

‘SHAB-E-BRAAT’ nazdeek hai.. Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain. Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai.. Main nahi chahta k

Jis sakhs ne gussa zabt kr lya

Jis sakhs ne gussa zabt kr lya bawajud isk k wo nafiz krne pr qudrat rakhta tha ALLAH (azza.wa.jal) usk dil ko Sukun-o-Iman se

Jisne gusse ko zabt kr lya halank

Jisne gusse ko zabt kr lya halank wo use nafiz krne pr qadir tha to ALLAH baroz-e-qyamat usko tamam makhluq k samne bulayga or

Farmaya jo gussa pi jayega halanke wo

Farmaya: jo gussa pi jayega halanke wo nafiz krne pr qudrat rakhta tha to ALLAH qyamat k din usk dil ko apni riza se

Allah ne frmaya agr koi jwan

Allah ne Frmaya ‘Agr koi Jwan Lrka kisi Jwan Lrki ko dekh kr Apni Nzr Juka dega Me usi wqt Uska Nikah JANaT ki

Jo bismillahpuri parhega allah hr harf k

Jo BISMILLAH(Puri) parhega ALLAH hr harf k badly us k Nama-e-Aamal me 4000 nekyan darj frmaega 4000 gunah baksh dega or 4000 drajat buland

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka, Pehly sy mota or Extra lamba, Jo aapko dega pehly sy ziyada maza, Sukoon, Or araam ki

Kya likhon k ab to thak chuka

kya likhon? k ab to thak chuka hon likh likh kar dard jo bhe sahen hain wo likho? ya dard deny waly ka hosla

A boy went to buy talking parrot

A boy went to buy talking parrot Boy: main kasa lagta hon? Parot: begairat lagtay ho. Boy.parrot badtameez hai shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani

Jo bismillahpuri parhega allah hr harf k

Jo BISMILLAH(Puri) parhega ALLAH hr harf k badly us k Nama-e-Aamal me 4000 nekyan darj frmaega 4000 gunah baksh dega or 4000 drajat buland

Sms magic ap ko english ka 1

Sms magic Ap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 w0rd bhejta hun. Jise ap aage se parho ya pichhe se, Ap ko apne father ka hi

Karo ge yad ek din dosti k

Karo ge yad ek din dosti k zamane ko, Hum chale jayen ge ek din wapis na aane ko, Zikar jab cher dega koi

Ye aaina tujhey teri khabar kia dega

Ye ‘aaina’ tujhey teri khabar kia dega, Ay ‘Imran’ Aa dekh meri ‘Aankhon’ mein k tu kitna ‘Haseen’ hey.

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Kaseelay khanjar utarta ho k wo jo

Kaseelay Khanjar Utarta Ho K Wo Jo Dil Phaink-o-Bewafa Hai K Wo Sab Par Fareeqta Hai K Wo jo Pardes ja Basa Hai Tmhain

Mumkin nahi k wo mujhko bhula

mumkin nahi k wo mujhko bhula dega, wo to hr pal hr dum mujhko DUA dega, piyardiya hai is qadar usko maine, kis tarha

pyas bakhshi h to ajar bhi

*’* Pyas bakhshi h to ajar bhi khul k dena, *’* Abar mangy meri dharti to samadr dena, *’* Apni aukat se barhna mujhe

Is qadar musalsal thin shidaten judai ki

is qadar musalsal thin shidaten judai ki aj pahali bar main ne us sa bevafai ki varana ab talak yun tha khvahishon ki barish

Chale toh hum bhi thay yeh sochkar

Chale toh hum bhi thay yeh sochkar, Ki gar manzil tak na sahi, Kuch der toh saath hoga, Lekin malum agar yeh hota, Ki

Allah pak subko rizq dega ye uska

Allah Pak Subko RIZQ dega, Ye Uska Waada hai. Lekin, Wo Subko BAKHSH dega, Usne Ye WAADA nahi kiya! Phir Q log Rizq k

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur makeen hay Phir b tu mera aqeeda hai mera yaqen hai Ye aaina tujhe teri khabar nhi

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Tery jaben pe likha tha k too

Tery Jaben Pe Likha Tha K Too Bhula Dega So Main Bhe Bhanp Gaya Tha K Too Bhula Daiga Har Aik Shaks Se Larta

Khushi talash li meine gam k aashiyane

Khushi talash li meine gam k aashiyane me, Ab koi aur kya dega mujhe is zamane me, Koi kisi k liye itna berham na

Mujhse roothy ga jub wo to mujhy

Mujhse roothy ga jub wo to mujhy rula daiga phir khud hi apni shrarton se mujhy hansa diaga ye dil rota hai to ji

Agar kisi ka zarf aazmana ho to

Agar kisi ka zarf aazmana ho to zyada izzat do.. woh aala zarf hua to aapko aur zyada izzat dega aur kam zarf hua

Wo husn e mujasim kamaal uski aankhen sarapa mohabat

Wo husn-e-mujasim kamaal uski aankhen, Sarapa mohabat jamaal uski ankhen…. Jb b me puchoon sawal us sy koi, muje roz deti hyn taal uski

Chale toh hum bhi thay yeh

Chale toh hum bhi thay yeh sochkar, Ki gar manzil tak na sahi, Kuch der toh saath hoga, Lekin malum agar yeh hota, Ki

Main us k haathon me tha tute

Main us k Haathon me tha Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha ‘Faraz’, Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega, Bus giraya kuch is Ada

Golden words kabhi zindagee me kisi k

Golden words kabhi “zindagee” me kisi k “pyar” mai mat “rona” Q k wo tumhare “ansuon” k “qabil” nahe hoga or “wo” jo is

Raat hogi to chand duhai degakhawabon mein

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.

Agr ap abi 21 mrtba astaghfar kahen

Agr ap abi 21 mrtba Astaghfar kahen Or apni Hasiat k mutabik Snd krden tu KUCH DAIR me Arbon Astaghfar Allah k azab ko

Allah sab ko rizq dega us ka

Allah Sab ko RIZQ dega Us ka Wada hai, Lekin Wo sab ko BAKHSH dega Ye Us ne WADA nhi kia, Phir Q? Rizq

Ye jo deewane se do chaar nazr

Ye Jo Deewane Se Do Chaar Nazr Aaty Hen, In Men Kuch Sahib-e-Israr Nazr Aaty Hen, Teri Mehfil Ka Bharam Rakhty Hen So Jaty

Aaj khushiyon ki koi duhai dega

Aaj Khushiyon ki koi duhai dega Nikla h to chand dikhayi dega Ae Mohabbat karne walo dekh kar mohabbat karna ek aansu bhi gira