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Ajab pagal c lrki the mujy her

Ajab Pagal C Lrki The, Mujy Her Khat Me Likhti The, Mujy Tm Yad Krty Ho,? Mujy Takti He Rehti The, Koch Kehna Tha

Nigahoon se qatal kar dalona ho takleef

nigahoon se qatal kar dalo,na ho takleef dono ko,”GHALIB” tumhain khanjar uthaney ki,humain gardan jhukaney ki….

Quraan tum log allah k raste mein

Qura’an. Tum Log Allah K Raste Mein Karch Kiya Karo Aur Apne Ap Ko Apne Hatho Hala’qat Mein Na Dalo. (Sora Baqra Ruqo 24)

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai. (Qadam tere ghar ki taraf) meine us

Taskeen na ho jis se woh raaz

Taskeen Na Ho Jis Se Woh Raaz Badal Dalo’. ‘Jo Raaz Na Rakh Paye Hamraaz Badal Dalo’ ‘Tum Ne Bhi Suni Ho Gi Bari

Tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki

tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par sari khalqat mujhko takti hai zara tum bhi nazar dalo na

Aaj saqi shrab rehny do tishnagi ka

Aaj saqi shrab rehny do, Tishnagi ka azab rehny do, Ponchh dalo na ankh se kajal, Kuchh to khanjr pe aab rehny do, Tm

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Aaj saqi shrab rhne do tishngi

Aaj saqi shrab rhne do, Tishngi k azab rehne do, Ponch dalo na ankh se kajal, Kuch to khnjar pe aab rhne do, Tum

Ik baat kaho agar sunti ho tum

Ik baat kaho agar sunti ho, tum mujh ko achi lagti ho. Hai chahny walay or bohat, par tum main hai kuch baat alag.

1 chor police sy chupty hue toti

1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya or Police sy bach gya. Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry

Chahat me agar judai na hoti

Chahat me agar judai na hoti Bulai janay ki kabi shikait na hoti Agr humsafar ho manzil tumari Badal dalo wo humsafar jo manzil

Mujhe kaamil yaqeen hai tum meri ho

Mujhe Kaamil Yaqeen Hai Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din Tumhare Dil Mai Utroon Ga, Muhabbat Ki Sada Ban Ker Mere Josh-e-Janoon Per

Thahar jao k hairani to jaye

thahar jao k hairani to jaye tumhari shakl pahchani to jaye shab-e-gam tu hi mahman ban k aja hamare ghar ki wirani to jaye

Itne zalim na bano kuch tu murrawat

ITNE ZALIM NA BANO KUCH TU MURRAWAT SEEKHO MERE ‘MOHSIN’…. TUM PE MARTEY HAI TU KIA MAAR HE DALO GEY HAMAIN!!!!

33 8 ye kese hua

3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..! Or Socho! Nahi Pata? Main Bataon Kese Hua Ghalti

Gila shikwa hi ker dalo k kuch

Gila shikwa hi ker dalo k kuch waqt kat jaye.. JAAN Labon pe aap k ye khamoshi achi nahi lagti..

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na bano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘Ghalib’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo ga

Tm mosam lgty ho jo pal

Tm mosam mosam lgty ho.. Jo pal pal rang badlty ho, Tum sawn sawn lgty ho Jo sadion bad brsty ho, Tum sapna sapna

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban jaao gi ek din tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par

Kyun chup k muhbbt karte ho

‘Kyun Chup k MuHbbt Karte Ho, ‘Sung Chalne ka Dum Bharte Ho, ‘Jo Shikwe Gilay Hain keh Dalo, ‘Kyun Bat Khulne Se Darte Ho,

Nazroon sy qatal kr dalo na ho

nazroon sy qatal kr dalo na ho 2nu ko takleef , na tmhyn khanjar uthany ki na mjhy sir jhukany ki!!

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

1 glass pani lo us me neem

1 Glass Pani Lo Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo, 2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do, fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne

Tmhara farz hai dalna tmhra haq acha

Tmhara farz hai dalna Tmhra Haq hai dalna Acha lge to dalo Bhrosa hoto dalo Jaha mrzi dalo Jsko mrzi dalo 0rat ko dalo

Sexy girl to boy mere aage ungli

Sexy girl to boy Mere aage ungli dalo Ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah Mere moonh mein ungli dalo Boy ye lund kaha dalon

Romentic story ajab pagal c lrki

Romentic Story Ajab pagal c lrki the, mujy her khat me likhti the, mujy tm yad krty ho,? Mujy takti he rehti the, koch

Allama iqbal poetry taskeen na ho jis

Allama Iqbal Poetry Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo Tum ne b suni

Zara see furst nikal k hamien qatal

‘Zara see Furst Nikal K Hamien Qatal Hi Kar Dalo’ ¤ZAIN¤ ‘You Tumhare Intazar Mein TaRaP TaRaP Kay Marna Hamien Bardasht Nahi Hota,,,!

Itny zalm na bano kuch tow muravat

itny zalm na bano kuch tow muravat sikho tm py marty hain tow kya maar he dalo gy hamein

What means in honey moon h hey

What means in HONEY MOON H -Hey! Mat Karo O -Oh! Na Dabao N -Nipple Dukhti Hai E -Etna Lamba Y -Ye dalo gay

Teacher love kese hota he student

Teacher: Love Kese Hota He.?? Student: Miss ‘L’ Ko Pakar Ke ‘O’ Ko Daba ke ‘V’ Men Dalo Jab ‘E’ Ki Awaz Aye To

1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho

1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l to raha hun Larki: A*ndar to nai hay Khusra:

Dekho gay hamain roz mager baat nahi

Dekho gay hamain roz mager baat nahi hogi, ek sheher mei reh ker bhe molaqat nahi hogi, kehna hai jo keh dalo abhi waqt

Part2 kion nahi baha ley jatey

part2 kion nahi baha ley jatey tum, ghum merey, yeh dukh merey !! matt poncho inh ansoon ko.. mujhpe ikk ehsan karo !! baha

Sardar in fire brigade lady called

Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum

Itny zalim na bano kuch to muraat

itny Zalim na bano kuch to muraat sekho GHALIB. Tum peh marty hain to kea mar hi dalo gy hamain.

Katal kardo dafan kardo maar dalo pagal

Katal kardo.., dafan kardo, maar dalo.., pagal kardo…! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Taskeen na ho jis se woh jaam

‘Taskeen na ho jis se woh jaam badal dalo’ ‘Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo’ ‘Tum ne bhi suni ho gi bari

Meri mayat pr kafan na dalo

Meri mayat pr kafan na dalo Muje aadat ha muskurane ki Mere janaze ko na le jao Umeed hai mere dost k ane ki

Kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main waiz ghar

kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main kuch waiz k ghar jati hai ham bada-kashon k hise ko ab jam main kam kam ati hai yun

Garmi song suno gaur se pepsi

GARMI SONG . . Suno Gaur Se PEPSI Walon.. . Buri Nazar Na COKE Pe Dalo.. . Chahe Jitna DEW Pilalo.. . Sabse Aage

Itnay zalim na bno kch to murawatt

ItnAy zAlIm nA bnO kCh tO mUrAwAtt sEekhO ghAlIb…..!! tm pAy mRtAy hEn tO kIA mAar hE dAlO gAy…????

Bas itna jan lo tum se pyar

Bas itna jan lo tum se pyar krte hain nahi aati nend din rat yad krte hain har chez me nazr aaty ho tum

Mre masoom sapno ki koi tabeer kr

Mre masoom sapno ki koi tabeer kr dalo, musavir bn k janu tm mjhe tasvir kr dalo ~ basa lo muj ko apne hath

Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai

Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai; kab badal jaye nazar hi to hai; kabhi kisi ke saath ki aadat mat dalo, kab bichad

Etne zalim na bno khuch to murvat

Etne ‘ZALIM’ na bno khuch to murvat sekho ”JaNi” Tun pe MARTE hain kia MARR he dalo ge haMen

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na

Meri hr khata ko maaf kr dena

Meri hr khata ko maaf kr dena ye soch kr., AE DOST. . Shayd yeh meri zindagi ka akhri RAMZAN ho:-( . .pakistan Main

Meri mout meri mayat pr kafan

(Meri Mout) meri mayat pr kafan na dalo muje aadat ha muskurane ki mere janaze ko na le jao umeed ha mere dost k

Girljanu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga? GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena Maza Awami Kha

Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi

Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo.. Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo.. Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na

Aaj saqi sharab rehnay do tashangi ka

~Aaj saqi sharab rehnay do ~Tashangi ka Azaab rehnay do ~Ponch dalo na Ankh say kajal ~Kuch to khanjar par Aab rehnay do ~Tum

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho , Tum mujh ko achay lagte ho Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se , Kuch pagal pagal

Sochta ho k bana dalo main

sochta ho k bana dalo main…….. firqaa ik udaas logo ka……

Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah

Sexy girl Mere aagay ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah Boy lun kahan dalon Girl sms

Wife aur andar dalo thora upar left

Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left Haan! Aur thora left. Husband: (ghussy se) maa ki lori, Tu chudwa rahi he ya lora

Ghazal e sex me teri bahon me ana

GHAZAL-E-SEX Me teri bahon me ana chati hun. Apne lips tere lips se milana chati hun. Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre.

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Bahut socha muhabbat mein tumhain main

Bahut Socha Muhabbat Mein.. Tumhain Main Tohfa Kesa Dun Jo Teri ANKHOON Jesa Ho Tu Sada Aaye Mere Dil Se Yeh Jo Tum Hurf

Girl janu mere moun me dalo na

GIRL: Janu Mere moun me Dalo na, me Chusongi BOY: Nahi agar tum kha Gai to me Kya Karonga? GIRL: Tum Dosri kulfi Le

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy. Oldman:Janey do Maadarchod ki kismat me

Raat ke andehere mein pati patni bedroom

Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo”

1 mat jao plz 2 allah

1 = Mat Jao plz 2 = Allah hifazat karey tumhari 3 = I can’t live without U 4 = I Love U, jano

Suno mein laut aya hoon meri batein

Suno mein laut aya hoon Meri batein Meray waday Mein apne saath laya hoon, Suno meri dharkan mein Wohi ik saaz bajta hai Andaz

Baad barso ke yaad aate hai dost

baad barso ke yaad aate hai dost jab dil se door jate hai.apne deewanepan ko kya kahiye chote khaker bhi muskurate hai. sub ke

Itne zaalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itne Zaalim Na Bano Kuch To Murravat Saikho FARAZ… Tum PE Marte Hain To kiya Maar Hi Dalo Ge… @dil se dil tak@

Gila shikwa hi kr dalo k kuch

gila shikwa hi kr dalo k kuch waqt kat jye…! labon pe ap k ye khamoshi achi nahi lagti…

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban jaao gi ek din tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par

Jisam ki moat par tu sabhi roty

Jisam Ki MoAT Par TU Sabhi Roty Hain Marny WalOn K PiyarOn SE MiLtY Hain Un Ki DiL-jooi Karty Hain SuNo .!! Mera DiL

Iqbal taskeen na ho jis se wo

(IQBAL) Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo Tum ne b suni ho gi

december k dinu mei tum

“ DECEMBER “ K dinu mei tum ny muj sy kaha than a K tanha hun mgr phr tumhara sathmeu doga Apne hath meri

Bus aik he arzoo es dil mein

‘Bus aik he arzoo es dil mein rkhta hoon ‘Dost’ ‘Mujhe mohabbat se millo chahe brbaad kr dalo’.

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo Tum ne b suni ho gi bari

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to marawat

itnay zalim na bano kuch to marawat sekho tum pa martay hay to kia mar he dalo gay… CUTE CH

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

Suno mein laut aya hoon meri

Suno mein laut aya hoon Meri batein Meray waday Mein apne saath laya hoon, Suno meri dharkan mein Wohi ik saaz bajta hai Andaz

Itnay zalim na ano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na ßano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘FARAZ’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo Ge..

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo Tum ne b suni ho gi bari

Socho gy humen roz mgr bat na

socho gy humen Roz mgr bat na hogi ek shehr main reh k b mulakat no hogi, kehna hai jo keh dalo, k abi

Taskeen na ho js sy wo raaz

TASKEEN NA HO JS SY WO RAAZ BADAL DALO, JO RAAZ NA RAKH PAY HMRAZ BADAL DALO, TUMNY BHI SUNI HOGI BARI AAM KAHAWAT

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban jaao gi ek din tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par

Dair o haram men basane vale maikhvaron phuut

dair-o-haram men basane vale maiKhvaron men phuut na dalo tufaan se ham takarayenge tum apani kashti ko sambhalo maikhane men aaye vaaiz in ko

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na bano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘Ghalib’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo ga TÂÑHÃ

Thahar jao k hairani to jaye tumhari

thahar jao k hairani to jaye tumhari shakl pahchani to jaye shab-e-gam tu hi mahman ban k aja hamare ghar ki wirani to jaye

Taskeen na h0 jis sy w0 raaz

Taskeen na h0 jis sy w0 raaz badal dal0, J0 raaz na rakh pa’ay hamraaz badal dalo, Tum ny bhi suni h0gi bari aam

Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!! humne piya hai tum bhi

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban

Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban jaao gi ek din tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par

Bacha nurse se mey apk 7 so

BACHA NURSE SE…. MEY APK 7 SO JAWOOON NURSE…. SO JAWOOOO BACHA…. MEY APK NAFF MEY UNGLI DALOOOON NURSE…. HAN DALO NURSE….. AHH AHH

Intnee zalim na bano kuch murawat sakho

INtnee Zalim Na Bano Kuch Murawat Sakho,…… TUm pe Marte ha TU kya mAre khe Dalo geee HUMKO **SAAS**

Ashik ban gayamat karo waar bura nahee

Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar, Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar. Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar, Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.

1glass pani lo us me neem k

1Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo 2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne

Super duper hit formula 1 agar relatives

super duper hit formula #1: ‘agar relatives men koi larki phasani ho to……jab wo kitchen men jai to peechay say ja kr usay jhappi

Aay raaqebo mar dalo mjy k

Aay Raaqebo.. Mar dalo mjy… K mera koi humsafar nh ha..

Raah tabeer ki nikalo tum yah

‘Raah Tabeer Ki Nikalo Tum…. Yah Mere Khawab Maar Dalo Tum.’