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daal SMS Messages

Daal mein jo kala hai ji wo

daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay

Tarraqi yafta mumalik k masle pollution

Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle: Pollution Global Warming Hyper Tension Public Health Alternative Fuel Forest and Trees Green House Gases U.V Rays Ozone Layer

Perfume wala sahb perfume le lo prfume

Perfume wala: Sahb perfume le lo, prfume le lo. Sheikh:25 paise wala dikhao… Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh lo…;)

Gham e judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge

Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge ‘Faraz’ . . . . Pr daal chawal k sath ‘D.e.w’ na pia to phr kia jiya!!!

Duwa from last aayat of surah

*Duwa* From Last AAYAT Of Surah BAQARAH: Ae Hamare’RAB’ Agar Hum Se Bhool Ho Gai Ho, Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To, Hamari Pakar

Tumhain meri muhabbat ki qasam sach bata

:TUmhain Meri Muhabbat ki Qasam Sach Sach Bata Dena… * Naseer * Galay Mein Daal kar BaahAin Manana kis Se Seekha Hy…*

mali ne aaj kitni duaen wasul

*’* Mali Ne Aaj Kitni Duaen Wasul Kin, *’* Kuch Phul Ik Faqir Ki Jholi M Daal Kr

Yeh muhabbat bhi aik naiki hay

Yeh Muhabbat bhi aik Naiki Hay Ao Derya Main Daal Aatay Hain

Asaa door daraz wasde haa sakoo raat

Asaa Door Daraz wasde haa Sakoo Raat tikaa Subah tur waisoo Mata Samjhee hik Hafta Reh posin Hik Raat Nibhaa Subaah Tur waisoo Tai

Mohabbat ki saza bemisal di usne

Mohabbat Ki Saza Bemisal Di Usne Udaas Rehne Ki Aadat Daal Di Usne Maine Jab Bhi Apna Banana Chaha Use Baato Baato Me Baat

2 lovers park me bethay layschips kha

2 lovers park me bethay lays.chips kha rahe thay ankhon me ankhen daal k Girl sharma k: Ap itne ghor se kia dekh rahe

Log quran pak ya koi kalaam

Log Quran Pak Ya Koi Kalaam e Ilaahi Dafnanay K Bjaye Usy Dariya Me Daal Dety Hain K Wo Samandar Me Chala Jaega Mgr

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Bv aji sunte ho ghar me namak

BV: Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatm ho gaya hai daal mein kya dalon Pathan: naya colgate active salt dal do, Us me

Charday suraj dhalday waikhay bujhay diway balday

Charday suraj dhalday waikhay, Bujhay diway balday waikhay, Heeray da koi mull na taaray, Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay, Jinna’n da na jag te koi,

Uski hasrat hei jisse dil se mita

Uski Hasrat Hei Jisse Dil Se Mita Bhi Nahi Sakon Dhondne Usko Chala Hon Jisse Paa Bhi Na Sakon Maherban Ho Ke Bula Lo

Meri jholi main kuch alfaaz apni duaon

Meri Jholi Main Kuch Alfaaz Apni Duaon K Daal De AE DOST. . Kiya Pata, Tere Lab Hilen, 0r MEri Taqdeer Sawar Jaye..

Mere ishq ko nidhaal kar kabhi

Mere Ishq Ko Nidhaal Kar Kabhi Hij’r Ko Bhi Wisaal Kar Meri Aankh Ko Beenaai De Mere Kalb Ko Ujaal Kar Mujhe Dars De

Teri dosti sala apun ko itni pasand

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka,

Ding dong remix ik kutta mochun

Ding Dong Remix: Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha, Jo Mazy Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha, Ding Dong, Ding Dong KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha

Ham itnay haseen to nahi magr ye

Ham itnay haseen to nahi magr ye dava hai ~;DØST;~ jisay aankh bhar k dekh len usay uljhan main daal detay hain..

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Sardartum ne yahoodi ko musalman kar k

Sardar:Tum ne Yahoodi ko musalman kar k dariya main q phenk diya? Pathan: O tum ne kahaawat nahi suna? ‘ Neki kar dariya main

Teri dosti apun ko itna pasand hai

Teri Dosti Apun Ko Itna Pasand Hai. . Jitna . . . . . . Charsi Ko Chars Doctor Ko Nurse Chor ko Pars

Aankh khlle to chehra meri maa ka

Aankh Kh?lle To, Chehra Meri MAA Ka Ho. Aankh Band Ho To, SapnA Meri MAA Ka Ho. Main Mar Ja?n To, Gh?m Nahein Lekin…

Teri ik dua k jawab main

Teri ik Dua k jawab main Kia Likhun k Hath Uthay Hue Hain Sawal ko Tujhe Rab kabhi na Malaal de Tujhe Rab kabhi

A pyari hawa tum meri

A Pyari hawa ! Tum meri muskrahaton k phool apne sang le jao… Aur…. Khamoshi se un ki jholi mei daal dena aur kehna…..

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat ata raha hay yaad mujhe wo tamam raat us ne barey khalos se mani thi roshni girty

Do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib

do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib mai ahbaab mei is se meri tokeer barhti he likhne likhane ki nobat hi nhi aati. mai

Dukhon k kaanty daal kar meri aankhon

DukhOn k kaaNty daaL kar mERi aankhOn mEin, :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, Woh mERy LaB Se hansi k GuLaaB Ly Gaya. :,;,;,;,,;,;,;, chor CHOR chOR ChoR chor:-P

Budget 2010 chawal 1 rupay ke 2

*BUDGET-2010* Chawal 1 rupay ke 2 daane, Daal 50 paise ke 4 daane, Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops, Dhood 2 rupay ka 1

Is chaman ka kiya bigarey ga koi

Is chaman ka kiya bigarey ga koi, Jis pe QASIM jaise farzand rehte hain. Ankhon main ankhain daal k baat kerna, Is pe to

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Udaas honton py muskraht k phool aain

udaas honton py muskraht k phool aain to jaan lena k dil k andar ki udassi bohat udassi me daal rahi hy

Toti hai meri neend mgar tum ko

Toti hai meri Neend Mgar tum ko es sy kya Bajty rahein hawaoon say dar tum ko es sy kya Tum moj moj Misl-e-Saba

Hazrat hassan basri rehmatullah se kisi ne

Hazrat Hassan Basri Rehmatullah se kisi ne pucha k ibadat ki kasrat karne walon k chehre aise khubsurat kis tarha hojate hain? Unho ne

Be sahak allah ki yaad men hi

*Be sahak Allah ki yaad men hi dil ka chain he. (Al Quran) *Be shak Allah sabr krne walon k sath he. (Al Quran)

gaiya

(_),,~.____ ‘;/’ :. : :.)’, !,!,!”^!,!,!’ Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

judge khan tum nay lady sho

@ Judge Khan tum nay lady S.H.O ki ezzat Q luti? KHAN Judge Sab S.H.O Sahiba nay khud ham ko hukum dia k KHAN

Wo bandagi ki aisi misal deta hai

Wo bandagi ki aisi misal deta hai, Aawargi ko shariyat me dhaal deta hai. Wo khush kalaam hai is darja baat karney me, K

Msg of the year dhoni bivi

“”Msg of the Year”” Dhoni bivi sy Mujhy chaye to dena. Bivi na plate me chaye daal k di.. Dhoni ghussy se bola: Cup

Unko tasavoorat me aane nahi diya halat

Unko tasavoorat me aane nahi diya Halat ne ye lutf uthane nahi diya Gam mere sath sath bahut door tak gaye Sikwa magar Zaban

Apny 2010 k gunah dhone liye 100

Apny 2010 K Gunah Dhone K Liye 100 Baar Is MANTAR Ka Wird Karo. “East Or West Bini Is The Best” Or Han Ab

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai

Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha, Baat ko taal taal pocha hai, Tum

Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei

Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo aen to kitchen mei 1 bartan girana. Mai pochun

Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra

Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola: Ooohh ye to Gobar hai…

Aseer e dasht wafa ka na majra

Aseer e Dasht e Wafa Ka Na Majra Kehna Tumam Poochhnay Walon Ko Bas Dua Kehna Yeh Kehna Raat Guzarti Hai Ab Bhi Aankhon

Budget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola

‘BUDGET 2012’ ‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola, ‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane, ‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane, ‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,

Rab ne maa ko yeh azmatt kamaal

Rab ne Maa ko yeh Azmatt kamaal di, uski Dua ne museebat b taal di, QURAAN mein Maa k pyaar ki aisi misaal di,

Mohabbaton ki saza be misaal di hai

Mohabbaton ki saza be misaal di hai usne, udas rehne ki adat si daal di hai usne Mene jab bhi apna banana chaha usko,

Us kii hasarat ha jise dil se

us kii hasarat ha jise dil se miTaa bhii na sakoN DhuNdna us ko chalaa huN jise paa bhii na sakoN Daal kar Khaak

Hichkiyan dila kr ye kesi uljhan me

Hichkiyan dila kr ye kesi uljhan me daal rahy ho Aankhe band hn phir b nazr aa rahy ho Kam se kam itna bata

Lag ja gale ki phir ye hasin

Lag Ja Gale Ki Phir ye Hasin Raat Ho Na Ho shayad Phir Is Janam Mein mulakat Ho Na Ho lag Jaa Gale Se

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai, magar Afsos, KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne

Hhuwii hai shaam to uwii aankhoon mein

HHuwii hai shaam to uwii hai shaam to aankhoon mein bus gaya phir tu Kahan Gaya hai meray shehr ke musafir tu Mein jaan

Us kii hasarat ha jise dil se

us kii hasarat ha jise dil se miTaa bhii na sakoN DhuNdna us ko chalaa huN jise paa bhii na sakoN Daal kar Khaak

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Mujhe wo door apnay se kabhi hone

Mujhe wo door apnay se kabhi hone nahein deta Wo meri neend ka dushman mujhe soney nahein deta Wo jis se piyar hota hai

Jo bhool gaya tujhey to ye laazim

Jo Bhool Gaya Tujhey To Ye Laazim Hy Tujh Par Bhi Khaak Daal, Aag Laga, Naam Na Ley, Yaad Na Kar

Hum itne khobsurat to nai hein saqi

Hum Itne Khobsurat To Nai Hein.. Saqi. Magar Han.! Jisey Aankh-Bhar K Dekh Lein Usey Uljhan Mein Daal Detey Hain….! (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨)

Hum itnay khobsurat to nahi hain

Hum itnay khobsurat to nahi hain…………. Wassi………. Mager han jisay Aankh bher k dekh lain usay uljhan main daal detay hain…..

Ye dard e dil na gaya dard e jaan ki tarah

yE DarD-E-DiL nA GaYa DarD-e-jAAn ki tArAH…….. GaaLey mEin dAAl kaY sAArEy tAwEEz dEkhEy hAin…

Aap saw k chund moajizaat ka

AAP (S.A.W) K Chund Moajizaat.. AAP (S.A.W) Ka Saya Zameen Pe Nahi Perta Tha AAP (S.A.W) Pe Kabhi Makkhi Nahi Bethi AAP (S.A.W) Ko

Yunhi mazak mein hum ganjay ho gaye

Yunhi Mazak Mazak Mein Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye faraz.! Na jane Kon Humare Shampoo Mein Veet Cream Daal Gaya.! (‘, ‘) /) ( _!

Mobile deshese call chicken ka maza

mobile deshese CALL chicken ka maza SMS sabzi ka maza MISS CALL daal ka maza NO RESPONSE faaqa AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA

Khuda jab kisi ko dost banana chahta

KHUDA Jab Kisi Ko Dost Banana Chahta Hai Tow, Uskey Dil Main Qabr-e-HUSSAIN (A.S) Ki ZIYARAT Ka Shoaq Daal Daita Hai. IMAM RAZA (A.S)

Chiraagh e shab ko jese andhiyan achi nahin lagtin

Chiraagh-e-Shab Ko Jese Andhiyan Achi Nahin Lagtin Kuch Aise Hi Hamen Khush Fehmiyan Achi nahin Lagtin Jinhen Soney K Pinjrey Mein Ghiza Mil Jaye

1 bacha new car pe pen se

1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI.

Insan ki jabeen pe sitaray saja diye

Insan Ki Jabeen Pe Sitaray Saja Diye Zakhmon Se Phool Dasht e Bala Mein Khila Diye Nok e Sina Pe Bol Kar Meray Hussain

Surf excel waly agar condom banayen to

Surf Excel Waly Agar CONDOM Banayen To Unka SLOGAN kya Hoga? Daal Do! Chala Jayega. Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aayega. 🙂

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa

Badli hai duniya kuchch main bhi badal

Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon, Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon, VC aaye to VB mein

Is se badi or kiya badmashi hogi

is se badi or kiya badmashi hogi faraz koi shempoo li bottle me veet cream daal gaya

Dil krta hai k daal tere hathon

DIL krta hai k daal k tere hathon main apne hath Khud ko tera hamsafr bna loon umr bhr k liye…. ?`?,)? ? ?

Molvi say kisi ney poocha kiya khao

MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha, Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..? Molvi: Allah tujhe aise hee preshaan karey, jiss tarah tu ney mujhey preshani

1 sardar ne usa k bar me

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se

Yar baat sun ek adress tou

Yar baat Sun.. Ek adress tou btaO? Jee? Daal salay ko Gaari main 😀 (‘;’)/ Ami. . | |Bori. . . | | [____]

Jo log garam pani main cement daal

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte. ‘Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky’…..;-)

Unko tasavoorat me aane nahi diya halat

Unko tasavoorat me aane nahi diya Halat ne ye lutf uthane nahi diya Gam mere sath sath bahut door tak gaye Sikwa magar Zaban

w0 apni iwi sey ye keh

*** W0 Apni ßiwi Sey Ye Keh Kar D0or Chala Gaya …‘faraz’... D0sti D0or Ki Achi R0tti Tand0or Ki Achi Daal Mas0or Ki Achi

ek

/ () (* | | ,-”’”’-, | |,,-”””’”’”-,, Ek Nazar Asman Pay Daal Marhaba Chamka Mah-E-Noor Ka Hilal Marhaba Ya Rasool-Allah Marhaba.

Sardi mai raat 300 bajay pani baraf

Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai. Or sab kehte

Waqt kehta hai mujhey gawa mat

Waqt kehta hai mujhey Gawa mat, Dil kehta hai muje Laga mat, Pyar kehta hai muje aazma mat, Aur aaj- kal ki ladkiya kehti

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ? Papa: Chup Battamiz Beta: SUI

Khaak mujh mein kamal rakha hai

Khaak mujh mein kamal rakha hai. . Ay Khuda tu ne sambhal rakha hai. . Mere aibon pe daal k parda. . Mujhe achhon

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki

Aseer e dasht e wafa ka na maajra kehna tamam

Aseer-e-dAsht-e-wAfA kA nA mAAjrA kehnA, TAmAm poochhne wAlon ko bs duA kehnA. Ye kehnA k rAt guzArti hAi Ab bhi AAnkhon me, TumhAri yAAd

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Mere pehloo me raat soi hoi hai

Mere pehloo me raat soi hoi hai meri chooriyon ki khanak se agar wo jaag jaye toh aanson k moti us k daman me

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Saasagr me kursi pr bethun tou tum

Saas:agr me kursi pr bethun tou tum kahan betho gi? Bahu:me zameem pr bethungi Saas:agr me zameen pr bethun tou? Bahu:me zameem me garha

Jadeed eduaction muhawry 1 science

jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!! 1. ‘ Science say Gira Arts me Atka’ 2.’ Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara’ 3. ‘Dagree le k Aag me

Beautiful dua from the last aayat of

‘Beautiful Dua from the last Aayat of Surah BAQRAH’ Ay humary RAB! ‘Agr Hum se bhool hogai ho, Ya koi khata ki ho, to

Ek sheikh ne bus me ulti apni

Ek Sheikh ne bus me ulti apni Jholi me kardi Sath bethe admi ne kaha tum ne kapre kharab q kiye Sheikh: mere ghar

ye mohabbat bhi ik naiki hai

* *….Ye Mohabbat bHi ik Naiki hai M0hsin……** ….ChaLo iSSAy Darya meIN daal Aaty hEIn……

Budget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2

Budget 2015 Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay, Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay, Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops, Doodh 2 Rupay ka

Is pyaar ki sundar baahon mein ab

Is Pyaar Ki Sundar Baahon Mein, Ab Baahein Daal Ke So Bhi Chuko, Youn Jee Jee Ke Ab Marne Se, Mar Mar Ke Geo

Asalam o alaikum beautiful dua from last aayat

ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM ‘BEAUTIFUL DUA’ From last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH: AYE Hamaarey ‘RAB’ agar hum se bhool ho gai ho, Ya Koi khata ki ho

Hazrat osama bin zaid ra biyan krtay

Hazrat Osama bin Zaid (R.A) biyan krtay hain kay mein nay AAP (S.A.W.W) ko farmatay hoa suna:’Aik Shakhs ko Roaz-e-Qiyamat laaya jai ga aur

Yun daal kar phirtay ho niqaboun par

Yun Daal Kar Phirtay Ho Niqaboun Par Niqaab.. Be’Aib Hai Chehra To Dikha Kyn Nahi Detay..

Girlfriends are like gol gappay always tasty

Girlfriends are like ‘Gol Gappay’ always Tasty. Lovers are like ‘Pizzas’ Hot n Spicy. & Wives are Like ‘Daal Chawal’ No Other Option, But

Wo muskra k dard taal deta hai

Wo muskra k dard taal deta hai, Kisi kisi ko khuda yeh kamal deta hai, Nazar utha k wo jis ko dekh le aik

Khaak mujh men kamal rkha hy ay

Khaak mujh men kamal rkha hy, Ay khuda tu ne sambhaal rakha hy, Mery aebon pe daal kr parda, Mujh ko achhon men daal

Raah e junoon pe chal paray jeena mahaal

Raah-E-Junoon pe chal paray Jeena mahaal kar liya,,,, Hum ne Talash-E-Husn mein Khud Ko nidhaal kar liya,,,, Kese wo din thay pyar k khud

Answers 1me joruu ka ghulam ban

Answers: 1:Me Joruu Ka Ghulam Ban K Rahoonga 3:Uff Me Kahan Phans Gaya 5:I Cant Wait More 7:Betta Tension Naa Lo 9:Tumhare Kitne Boy

Teri ik dua k jewab main keya

Teri Ik DUA K Jewab Main Keya Likhoon K Haath Uthay Huway Hain Sewal Ko Tujhay RAB Kabhi Na Melal De Tujhy RAB Kabhi

Usne hamain pendu keh k hmara dil

Usne hamain Pendu keh k hmara dil he tor dia FARAZ Kia hua jo hum biryani k oper Custard daal bethay Lo Dasso yaar

Agr sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal

Lady mje rakhi sawant bana do

Lady: Mje Rakhi Sawant bana do Doc: Over-acting or behoodgi k 100 germs dalne honge Dr.ne ghalti se 500 daal diye Lady zor se

Beautiful dua from last aayat of

“BEAUTIFUL DUA” From Last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH: AEY Hamaarey “RAB” Agar Hum Sey Bhool Ho Gai Ho Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To

Pyar ki sazabe misaal di us neudas rehney

Pyar ki sazabe-misaal di us ne… Udas rehney ki aadat daal di us ne… Jab mere pyar ki intiha dekh woh chuka… To jaan

Train mai ek husband apni wife say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’ ‘dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon’

Wafa mein aab yeah hunar ikhtiyaar karna

Wafa mein Aab yeah hunar Ikhtiyaar karna hai.. Woh sach kahay na kahay aaitbaar karna hai.. Yeah tujh ko jaagtay rehnay ka shouq kab

Bullay shah charde suraj dhalde waikhay

‘Bullay Shah’ Charde suraj dhalde waikhay, Bujjhe diway balde waikhay, Heeray da koi mull na taaray, Khotay sikkay chalde waikhay, Jinna’n da na jag

dukhh roshni ki dhaar

*. .Dukhh. .* Roshni ki dhaar pr rkhi kahani or dukh Ankh se behta huwa khamosh pani or dukh Mere kmre me usi tarteeb

Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

‘Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi. Gaand Se Sarye Seedhay Karne Waley Engineer. Lun Pe Sona Yuria Daal

Teacher me kisi pe 1 nazar daal

Teacher: Me kisi pe 1 nazar daal k bata skti hun k wo mere bare men kya soch rha hy. Student: Miss ye jante

Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal

Safr ka bojh leye himat e nidhal me

Safr ka Bojh leye Himat-e-Nidhal leye Me Ghr ki aor chala Halat-e-Behal leye Subah se Shaam Safr js ka Talash-e-Rozi Osi k Dar p

Yon koi chorr diya krta hy apna

Yon Koi Chorr Diya Krta Hy Apna Kr K?’ Tu Ne To Maar Diya Hy Muje Tanha Kr K’ Ik Nazar Daal Kabi Mery

Wo mushkilo ko b mushkil me daal

Wo Mushkilo Ko B Mushkil Me Daal Deta He Jo Doobta Hua Suraj Nikaal Deta Hy Ye Mjko Sikhaya Gya He Bachpan Se Zikr

Muhabbat ki saza bay misaal di us

Muhabbat Ki Saza Bay Misaal Di Us Ne, Udas Rahni Ki Adat Daal Di Us Ne Jab Mare Jism Per, Wo Apne Zakham Daikh

Kbi yaad ay to fone kr lenapaise

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