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Chal SMS Messages

Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta

Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta ni gaye, Sade pyar de sunehe kite rul ta ni gaye. Rat sochan wich gai chal Puchhange

Kaghaz pey raat bhar likhte rahe kuch

Kaghaz pey raat bhar likhte rahe kuch soch ker, Jane kab aankh hoi num pata nahi chal.

Mujhy or kahin le chal tu wasi

Mujhy or kahin le chal tu wasi Jahan rat kabi soi na ho Jahan subha kisi pe roi na ho Jahan hijr ne wehshat

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sarsham bujh

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sar~sham bujh gaye…. Wo charagh kia bujhe hen dar o bam bujh gaye…. Hua zulm jaty jaty shab~ghum thehr

Friends dost wo nhi jo ap k

FRIENDS, Dost wo nhi jo ap k kam aye dost wo hy jo apki T-Shirt Mang kr LeJaye 0r kabi wapis Na kre Dost

Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb

Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai Main kis

Apny kirdar se aari hoon mere sath

apny kirdar se aari hoon mere sath nah chal me to khud aap pe bhari hoon mere sath nal chal sanp ki tarah mera

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Koi diwaar rehne do faqat izhaar

Koi diwaar rehne do. Faqat izhaar rehne do, Safar Me saath chal Kr ß, Hamen is paar rehne do, Na Aankhon me sajao Tum,

Apni zindagi ka alag usul h piyar

Apni Zindagi Ka Alag Usul H piyar Ki Khatir, To Kante B Kabul Ha hans K Chal Du, Kaanch K Tukdo Pr, Agar Pyar

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Abi to sath chalna hay smander ki

Abi to sath chalna hay smander ki musafat mein kinaray chal k dekhen gy kinara kon karta hai

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise

Yun na mil mujhse khafa ho jaise Saath chal mouj-e-saba ho jaise Log yunhi dekh ke hans dete hain Tu mujhe bhool gaya ho

zakhmon se gosha e dil weeran

*’* Zakhmon Se Gosha E Dil Weeran Saja Liya, Hm Ne Khizan Men Jashn E Baharan Saja Lya, *’* Suraj S Chaal Chal K

Murgha to murghi i love you jaan

Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon. . Murghi: Haey Allah Sachi? . Murgha: Haan .

Anjani raah tanha nager de gaya mujhe

‘Anjani raah tanha Nager de gaya mujhe, Pather ka shehar sheeshe ka ghar dy gaya mujhe, Wo bhi mujhi ko sochta rehta hai raat

Sacha dost wo hai jo ap ko

Sacha dost wo hai jo ap ko dozakh main b milay to yehi kehe,ooooooooo bismillah tusi v aithay chal a shetaan nal shugal layiay

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Friendship isnt about i m sorry its

Friendship isn’t about ‘i m sorry’ its about ‘kamine teri ghalti hai’ Its not about ‘m here 4u’ its about ‘kahan hai kaminey’ Its

Agar wo pyar kar leti mera daman

Agar wo pyar kar leti, Mera daman pakar leti, To Jeevan mein faqat us se Muhabbat farz ho jati.. Muhabbat qarz ho jati.. MagarAcha

Wo shakhs to ek choti si baat

Wo Shakhs To Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Youn Rooth K Chal Diya ==Mohsin== Jaisey Usey Sadiyon Se Ksi Bahanay Ki Talash Thi.

Purpose of life find such friends

Purpose Of life: Find such friends dat if we meet them even in hell, they will say: Chal, Aaja Shaitan ki Letay Hain!

1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou

‘1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela kuchela ho Badbudar ho 2sri jamadarni: Chal Kameeni ‘msg

Badi chahat thi dil mei bade

badi chahat thi dil mei, bade armaan thay mann mei, sab kuch loot gya, koi chal aisi chal gya, jo na bhar sake jindagi

Oye baat sun

OYE baat Sun _…_ (‘-‘) /)(_/ /_ Tujhe meri yad nahi ati? Nahi? Chal koi baat nahi . Mujhe konsi ati he Per phir

Eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi

eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi hen, Munsoob meri zaat se ruswayeean bhi hen. Hansta hy zamana tu hansne se kese roko, Mere

dard o gham k siva ishq

*’* Dard o gham k siva ishq me kia mila, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘* Jo tha kho bethe hasil huwa, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘*

Our sincere frndship if god gives me

Our sincere frndship: If God Gives Me 24hrs b4 Death, I’ll Spend 23:55min wd u. & in Last 5min,I’ll Press Ur Neck & sing

Ap mujhe kitna yaad krte ho koi

Ap Mujhe,*, Kitna Yaad Krte Ho Koi 1 Number choose Kro to abhi Pta chal Jaye Ga,*, ,*25*, ,*35*, ,*45*, ,*55*, ,*65*, ,*75*, ,*85*,

Mosam e be qaba theher waqt widaa

Mosam e be qaba theher, waqt e widaa e shoq hai… orh ly raat hijr ki, dard ki laey mai dhal k chal….

Der rata yadege ashna sa okam mana

DER RATA YADEGE ASHNA SA OKAM MANA NA HEREGE ASHNA SA OKAM ZA DE HERAWALE ZAKA NA SHAMA ZRH KE ME OSEGE ASHNA SA

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Yeh zindagi tere saath ho aarzoo din

Yeh Zindagi Tere Saath Ho, Yeh Aarzoo Din Raat Ho, Main Tere Sung Sung Chala Karoon, Tu Har Safar Main Mere Saath Ho, Main

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

‘Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na Bhatakne do! Student: Chal Beta sb se

Mujhe koi aisa raasta bata ke jis

Mujhe koi aisa raasta bata Ke jis per chal kar Mein tujhe bhool sakoon Ya phir Mujhe koi aisi raah dikhlaa Jis per chaltay

Wussat e dasht e hijar dekh k dar jati hun tjh

Wussat-e-Dasht-e-Hijar Dekh K Dar Jati Hun Tjh Se Aagy Ka Safr Daikh K Dar Jati Hun Roz Dhalty Huey Suraj Ki Tarhaan Sham Gaey

Khwaab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khwaab Jhoote Kisi Ko Dikhaya Nahi Karte Mairey Dost! Yoon Kisi Ko Satya Nahi Karte Ek Baar Yoon Kisi Ko Keh Ker Apna Daman

Musalsal bekali dil ko rahi hai

musal_sal bekali dil ko rahi hai magar jine ki suurat to rahi hai main kyun phirata hun tanha maara maara ye basti chain se

Aaj kuch kami hai tery bagair

aaj kuch kami hai tery bagair na wo rung na roshni hai tery bagair waqt apni raftaar se chal rha hai bas dharkan thami

Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Mout ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga? Hanste hanste tu ne dunya men guzar di zindagi Ab

Tu kisi or ki jageer he ae

Tu kisi or ki jageer he ae jan-e-ghazal.. Log tufaan utha denge mere sath na chal.. Pehle haq tha teri chahat K chaman par

Husn e shama likhun ya sharab hamdam sathi

Husn-E-Shama Likhun Ya Sharab Likhun Hamdam Likhun Sathi Likhun Ya Khuwab Likhun Tere Sarapa-E-Husn Se Heran Hun Main Meh-Jabeen Likhun Shear Likhun Ya Aftab

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye, in aankhon ne sare hasin khwab kho diye, gum ye nai k wo mujhe chor gaya, dard

Usnay milney ki bhi ajeeb shart rakhi

Usnay milney ki bhi ajeeb shart rakhi… ~Faraz~ Chal k aana tha sookhay patton par lekin koi aahat na ho…..!!

bazm yaaran se dil ab uth

*. . .Bazm-Yaaran Se Dil Ab Uth Sa Gaya Hai, â£!. . . . . .* Chal Phr Se Tanhaion Ki Nagri AaBaad Kartey

Oooyee ye dekh kitni jaga khaali

Oooyee..! ye dekh Kitni jaga khaali hai. Chal aa ja FOOTBAL khelte hai.

Pabrehna or mery charon taraf tanhaian

Pa’brehna, or mery charon taraf tanhai’an.. Chun raha hun teri yadon ki sulagti kirchiyan.. Kya kahi’n tark e ta’aluq ka irada to nhi.? Yad

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya hai? Apne jhaghre me zamane ki zarorat kya hai? Tum mita sakte nahi dilse mera nam kabhi?

Parday mein rehnay walay zara samnay toa

Parday Mein Rehnay Walay Zara Samnay Toa Aa Hum Chup Na Hon Gay Aaj Shikayat Kiye Baghair Mudat Guzar Gayi Hai Teray Intizar Mein

1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti

Modern lines after breakup boy 2

Modern Lines After BreakUp: Boy 2 Girl: Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di, Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kr? Girl:Chor Char K Apne Salim Ki

Fark sirf itna sa tha teri

Fark sirf itna sa tha, Teri doli uthi, Meri mayyat uthi, Phool tujh per bhi thay, Phool mujh per bhi thay, Tu saj kar

Kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

=kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho? Ye or baat hai hum se khafa ho! Humein to pyar hai sirf tum se! Agar yaqen nahi

Raasta aesa bhi dushwaar na tha

Raasta Aesa Bhi Dushwaar na tha. Bas tumko hamari chahat pe aitbar na Tha. Tum hi chal na sake hamare sath warna. hamen to

Kaisay jiyan gay tum bin yeh

kaisay jiyan gay tum bin yeh kiyal tu kiya hota jo dard saha hum nay wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota bas

Koun kehta hai tum bey wafa ho

Koun kehta hai tum bey-wafa ho? Yeh aur baat hai hum say khafa ho! Humain to khayal hai sirf tumhara hi ! Agar yaqeen

Asslam u alikum jannat terey wajo0d ko

Asslam u Alikum Jannat Terey Wajo0d Ko Tarsey Gi Khud Ba’Khud. AE BANDAY Tu Merey Nabi Mohmmad (S.A.W) k Naqsh-e-Qadam Par Chal Kr Tou

Yeh koun chal diya mera shehar chor

Yeh koun Chal diya mera shehar chor kar Ankhon mein rakh diye darya nichor kar Hum sari rat dekhte rahe chehra apna Kabhi Aaina

Wussat e dasht e hijr dekh ke dar jata

Wussat-E Dasht-E Hijr Dekh Ke Dar Jata Hoon, Tujh Se Agy Ka Safr Dekh K Dar Jata Hoon Roz Dhaltey Howey Suraj Ki Tarha

Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge

Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge….. Jee bhar ke sab ko hum bhi rulaenge… Paidal chal rhe honge dost sare.. Aur hum aaram se

Wo musaafr jinhen manzil sy mohabt hi

Wo musaafr Jinhen manzil sy Mohabt hi nhi, Kia kisi Raah pe do Gaam bi chal sakty hyn? . Wo Gulstaan Jinhen Phoolo’n ki

Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se

Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab bna? Ans. Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi per

Mere humsafr kisi roz to pas

mere humsafr kisi roz to mere pas aa mere rubaro kisi roz sun meri guftugu meri chahatun mai basi hoe mere ansoun se bhari

Pyaar na inkaar na tha ikraar

Pyaar Na inkaar na tha ikraar Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein Tum hi to ho mere

bhuly basry hwe baam o dar

*’* Bhuly Basry Hwe Baam O Dar K Liye Khwab Kya Dekhna ? *’* Be Karaan Dasht Men Apne Ghar K Liye Khwab Kya

Rsp0nses of people when u r

Rsp0nses Of People When U r beaten up by someone… DAD: Chalo choro ab baat khatam karo… MOM: Aray mere laal ko sach me

Khatm hoga zindagi ka ye safr dekh

Khatm Hoga Zindagi ka ye Safr dekh Lena, Tanha chaly jayengy hm dekh Lena, Zindgi mei Nahi koi Mukam Apna, Baad marny k Hogi

Friendship isnt about i m sorry

Friendship isn’t about ‘i m sorry’ its about ‘kamine teri ghalti hai’ Its not about ‘m here 4u’ its about ‘kahan hai kaminey’ Its

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi? nahee! chal khar hai koi gal nahee mano kara andi hai.

kb tk bethe hath malen chal

*’* Kb Tk Bethe Hath Malen, Chal Sathi Kahin Aur Chalen, *’* Ab Kis Ghat P Bandhen Nao, Ab Ye Tufan Kaisy Talen, *’*

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai bhikhar raha ho zara zara mere anson ko b poch lai mai sisak raha ho zara zara

Sakeena sa bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain

Sakeena (s.a.) bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain. Bujhe jo pyaas to ashqo’n k jaam haazir hain. …Bache to agle baras hum hain aur ye

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

Muhbbat phool ha jana kahoo to ban

MUHBBAT PHOOL HA JANA KAHOO TO PHOOL BAN JAHOON TUMARE ZINDAGI KA IK HASEEN ASOOL BAN JAOON SUNA HA RAIT PAY CHAL K TUM

Meri ghazal ka unwan pochty hain log

meri ghazal ka unwan pochty hain log.. dil main kon rehta hai naam pochty hain log.. chor kr chal gya mujhko akela shehar main..

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing

Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing place where u say evrything to Girl. 1. Kuch to dkha de yr, chal figure hi dkha

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

door tak phaila hai sehra e

*’* Door Tak Phaila Hai Sehra E Ajal, *’* Ae Shab Hijran Mery Hamrah Chal.

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant larki se sex kr raha hu aur andar se

Mery hmsafr kisi roz tu paas

Mery Hmsafr kisi Roz Tu.. Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru Kisi roz sun meri Guftagu, Meri Chahton me basi hoi, Mery Ansuon sy bhari

Pyar love kia hai jb maa peshani

Pyar (love) kia hai? jb maa peshani choom k kehti hai ‘jitay raho beta’ jb baap har us waqat intazar karta haijb me ghar

Put patoney awo masti rasara oka

Put Patoney Awo Masti Rasara Oka Lewane Mey Ka Dosti Rasara Oka Da Nafrat Orona Her Taraf Ta Bul De Ta Da Mene Zindagi

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye tumhein mujh

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye, Tumhein mujh se bicharna ho, Tumhein waday se phirna ho, To beshak dair mat karna, Mujay naraaz kar dena,

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Azadi k din par meri dua hai

azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Inhi pathron pe chal ke aa sakon

inhi pathron pe chal ke aa sakon to aao. mere ghar ke samney koi kehkshah nahi .

Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho

Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho. Dhoop ko Dhoop main chal kr deko. Waqt key aag main jal kr dekho. kam nahe zakhm

Koi hum nafs nahi hai razdaan faqt ek

KOI HUM-NAFS NAHI HAI KOI RAZDAA(N) NAHI HAI FAQT EK DIL THA APNA SO WOH MEHERBAA(N) NAHI HAI. MARNE KA TERE GAM MEIN IRAADA

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr jb Wo Tmko thukra de to HUm Tmko wahin

taxi driver khan sahb petrol khatam

*. .Taxi driver: khan sahb petrol khatam hu gya hai,car aagay nahi ja sakti. pathan: 0hho..! Chal koi bat nahi wapis mor lay. .*

faqat mera wo muj se

~ Faqat Mera ~ Wo Muj Se Be-Sabab Uljha nhi tha, Wo Pehle to kbhi Aisa nhi tha… Boht Aala tha Uss ka Zarf

is sms me se chand dhoond

‘ Is Sms me se Chand Dhoond kar Dikhao . , ? ! ‘ ‘ ( ) @  / : _ ; +

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

Meri chahat thhi bas yahi ki tujhe

Meri Chahat Thhi Bas Yahi Ki Tujhe Chaahti Rahoon Teri Khushiyon Ko Tere Kareeb Rehke Nihaarti Rahun Jaanti Thhi Agar Maine Ikraar Kar Diya

Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho

Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho. Dhoop ko Dhoop main chal kr deko. Waqt key aag main jal kr dekho. kam nahe zakhm

Back bencher boy 2 a girl chalo

Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl: Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono Girl Look Behind And Replied: Pehle Konsa Tu Meri

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar ki tarha Nikal ke chal dete hai aanshu har bar ki tarha Jis tarha se khamosh rah

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa dia, Woh chal dia main tarz-e-ada dhundta raha, Us ko kisi ne rab se mang lia aur

Ruk jao subah tak na ho raat

Ruk jao subah tak, Na ho raat aakhri, Shayed hon ye zindgi, K lamhat aakhri, Aap aaye Or mareez_e_Mohabat, K lab khulay, Shayed ye

cham ll cham

(,’)//”//(‘,) cham )) (( cham LL ,¡ /,cham 8 aany ki chhalia 8 aany ka paan Chal mere ghore hindustan . Pakistan me kuch

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Mere sary rasty band na kar

Mere Sary Rasty Band Na Kar, Ay Ishq! Mujhe Paband Na Kar, Ya Mujh Ko Le Kar Sang Tu Chal, Ya Meri Hadd Se

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Agar taslim kar lo tum tmhein mujh

Agar taslim kar lo Tum, Tmhein Mujh se Muhabbat hai, Dhanak se rang sab ley loon, Tera anchal saja doon main, Wafa k des

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me

Mere wajod ko to smaet le me bikhar raha hon zara zara, Mere anso’on ko b ponch le me sisak raha hon zara zara,

Chal tujhy dehka doon apny shehar ki

Chal Tujhy Dehka Doon Apny Shehar Ki Veeran Galiyaan Shayad Ky Kuch Tujhy Ehsaas Ho Meri Shaam_E_Tanhai Ka……..!!!

Waqt bhi chal raha hai usi raftaar

Waqt bhi chal raha hai usi raftaar se, Meri zindagi me sab kuch thehra kyon hai? Gile shikwe ruk jaate hai hontho tak aake,

Rasta aisa b dushwar na tha bus

‘Rasta aisa b Dushwar na tha’ ‘Bus un ko Hamari Chahat pe Aitbar na tha’ ‘Woh hi Chal na sakey Hamare sath’ ‘Warna Hamein

Baray zooroshoor sy chal raha hai

Baray Zoor_o_Shoor Sy ChaL RahA hai Kaar_o_Baar Mahabbat Ka…! KahiN Chahatain BiKk Rahi hain KahiN LoG BadaL Rahay haiN…!!

Safar mei dhoop tou hogi jo chal

safar mei dhoop tou hogi, jo chal sako tou chalo .. sabhi hain bheer mei, tum bhi nikal sako tou chalo kisi ke wastay

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya? Girl(sharmate hoe):

Abhi to mil k chalna hai

Abhi To Mil K Chalna Hai Samandar Ki Musafat Mein…!!! Phir Aagy Chal K Dekhengy Kinara Kon Karta Hai…!!!

ghazal koi humsafar nahi

,;*’*;,;*’*;, *;, ….Ghazal…. Koi humsafar nahi hai koi raazdaan nahi hai, Faqt ik dil tha apna so wo mehrbaan nahi hai, Kisi aankh ko

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa dia, Woh chal dia main tarz-e-ada dhundta raha, Us ko kisi ne rab se mang lia aur

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab sabhi nazarey badal gaye hain kahin pe moaje’n baadal gai hain kahin kinarey badal gaye hai badal gaya

rat dhal rhi h nao chal

*’* Rat Dhal Rhi H, Nao Chal Rhi H, *’* Barf K Nagr M Aag Jal Rhi H, *’* Log So Rhy Hen Rut

Wives insulting thier husbands pilots wife

Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath

Two friends after giving da exam frnd1

Two Friends after giving da exam. Frnd1: Oye , paper konsa tha ? Frnd2: Maths ka. Frnd1: :-O Mtlb tu paper kar k aya

Abhi to kil chalna hai samandar ki

abhi to kil chalna hai samandar ki musafat main faraz phir aagay chal k daikheingy kinara kon kerta hy…?

Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar

Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar mujhse kehti hai, Itni jalti dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomo ge, Aao chal ke beete dino

Jannat terey waj00d ko tarsey gi khud

Jannat Terey Waj00d Ko Tarsey Gi Khud Ba’Khud. ..’ Ay Muslim ‘.. Tu Merey Nabi k Naqsh-e-Qadam Par Chal Kr To Dekh Zara.. ..

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha. Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

Ay maah e ramzan aahista chal abhi kafi

Ay maah-e-Ramzan aahista chal, Abhi kafi Qarz chukana hai, ‘ALLAH’ ko krna hy raazi, Or gunaho ko bakhswana hy, Kuch khuwab hain jin ko

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sath gya,aur zakhmi ho k aya Kisi ne waja puchi to Bola Barat mein Duley k Bap

Boy love or arrange ma kiya

Boy : Love or Arrange ma kiya faraq hai….. Girl : love ma pehley se size ka pata chal jata hai or arrange ma