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Chal SMS Messages

A very sad story ek larka jise

A very Sad story Ek Larka Jise sab Khawaja Khawaja Khatey thay ek Larki Jiska name Nayab tha… Us se bhut piyar karta tha…..

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya hai? Apne jhaghre me zamane ki zarorat kya hai? Tum mita sakte nahi dilse mera nam kabhi?

Rsp0nses of people when u r

Rsp0nses Of People When U r beaten up by someone… DAD: Chalo choro ab baat khatam karo… MOM: Aray mere laal ko sach me

Chaandanii chhat pe chal rahii hogii

chaa.Ndanii chhat pe chal rahii hogii chaa.Ndanii chhat pe chal rahii hogii ab akelii Tahal rahii hogii phir meraa zikr aa gayaa hogaa vo

Khud ba phirtay nazar aayein gay tufanon

Khud Ba Khud Phirtay Nazar Aayein Gay Tufanon K Rukh Tum Fiza Mein Parcham e Abbas (A.S) Lehranay Toa Do Kon Roya Kon Soya

Pyaar na inkaar na tha ikraar

Pyaar Na inkaar na tha ikraar Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein Tum hi to ho mere

Baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too

baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too yaad bhi nahin main jaa raha thaa shear main fiza ajab thee laher main shabab meray sang

Question of the day students raat

Question Of The Day? Students raat ko Q parhte hen? Pathan: Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai (‘,) /))/? ….le bhai pathan

Karnay ko meray zimay abhi kaam bohat

Karnay ko meray zimay abhi kaam bohat hain Sach ye bhe hay sar paiy meray ilzaam bohat hain Main dhoondta phirta hon jisay koocha

Aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya

aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya rishta-e-intazar tuut gaya yun vo thukara ke chal diye goya ik khilaunaa thaa pyaar tuut gaya roye rah-rah

Ho gya meray love ka drop seen

HO Gya MerAy LoVe kA Drop Seen. . . Hum Ne Kaha Chal Bhag Chalain, Wo Saath Me Le Ai Bachay Teen

Saath agar tum chalo hamaare bhul

Saath agar tum chalo hamaare, bhul jaoge sansaar ko saare layenge na hum tumhare liye chand sitaare, magar bhar denge zaroor pyar se hamaare.

rasool e pak saww agar

*. . .Rasool-e-Pak (saww). . .* ‘AGAR Tum Meray Baad Dekho K Akela ALI (as) Aik rastey per chal Rahy Hein Aur Tmam Aulad-e-Adam,

Chal ab meri sans hi zamanat rakh

Chal ab meri sans hi Zamanat rakh le to ‘FARAZ’… shayd is terhe ban Jaon main tere Aitabar k qabel.?

Ek cute se 6 sal k bachay

Ek CUTE se 6 sal k Bachay ka CUTE se 5 sal ke Bachi ko propose kerne ka style. BOY: Oye tum melay sath

Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai yahan

Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal Yahan sab

Mere humsafr kisi roz to pas

mere humsafr kisi roz to mere pas aa mere rubaro kisi roz sun meri guftugu meri chahatun mai basi hoe mere ansoun se bhari

Hafeez jullundhary agar mauj hai biich

Hafeez Jullundhary agar mauj hai biich dhaare chalaa chal vagaranaa kinaare kinaare chalaa chal isii chaal se mere pyaare chalaa chal guzaratii hai jaise

Wifesame wale ghr mein miyan biwi k

wife:same wale ghr mein miyan biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi hai ap 1 bar jaye na .. husbnd:mai 1 do bar gya

Yeh sheeshe yeh sapne rishte dhaage kisse

Yeh sheeshe yeh sapne yeh rishte yeh dhaage Kisse kya khabar hai kahan toot jayen Mohabbat ke darya main tinke wafa ke Na jaane

Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukary

Chal Chaliye Masjid di uss nukary, Jithay Jutiyan di Lambi Qataar Howe, Ek tu Chuk Le, Ek main Chuk Laan, Saadi Eid bari mazedar

Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye

Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad lota dega. . . Memon (after 2 month): Chal

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

Waqt e qudrat le aaya hy aaj humain us

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay 03433169622 Asif Naz Uthal/Punjab

Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya? Girl(sharmate hoe):

Waaldain ke faryad aulaad k naam jis

Waaldain ke faryad Aulaad k naam: ‘Jis din tm hamein boorha dekho, sabar karna or hamein samjhanay ke koshish krna… Jab hum khaatay hue

1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha.. punjabi se: Q: taleem? Ans: B.A Q:Pakistan kab bana? Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi

Mere zakhmon pe tum marham lagaoge agar

Mere Zakhmon Pe Tum Marham Lagaoge Agar Yaaron Zara Asaan Guzrega Mohabbat Ka Safar Yaaron Yahaan Kis Ko Kisi Se Kab Ho Jaaye Kuch

Mere pagal piya meri chahat na kr

Mere pagal piya meri chahat na kr. Mujhe dekha na kr, Mujhe socha na kr. Meri be khwab ankh0n me na jhanka kr. Me

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Sheikh saath walon se zara iodex le

Sheikh: Saath walon se zara iodex le ao. Biwi:Wo log nahi denge. Sheikh: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain, Chal almari vichu

1 chota sa lfz hy jo bht

1 Chota sa lfz hy jo bht tklif deta hy apko ehsas dilate he k jsk 7 ap abi hen kya pata phr kabi

Taron ki jagah par tera naam likhenge

Taron ki jagah par tera naam likhenge. Tujh par apni jaan bhi nishaar karenge, Had se badhkar tujhpar itebaar karenge. Kaash mil jaye hume

Pathan apni unparrh bv se chal honymoon

Pathan apni unparrh BV se, chal honymoon pe chalty hain, BV, Nai muje kapray dhony hain ap mery bhai ko le jao Pathan, ohhhhhhhhhhhhyessssssssssssssss

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Ruk jao subah tak na ho raat

Ruk jao subah tak, Na ho raat aakhri, Shayed hon ye zindgi, K lamhat aakhri, Aap aaye Or mareez_e_Mohabat, K lab khulay, Shayed ye

Safar mein dhoop hogi chal sako to

Safar Mein Dhoop Hogi Chal Sako To Chalo Sabhi Hain Safar Mein Tum Bhi Chal Sako To Chalo Yahan Koyi Kisi Ko Rasta Nahin

Na kr husun par chal sar utha

na kr husun par na chal sar utha kr khuda na asy cheary mita dya ha hazaro bna kr

Jo eeman itna kamzor ho k chal

Jo EEMAN itna kamzor ho k chal ker MASJID tak na le jae,,, Woh bhala QAYAMAT k din JANAT mein kese le jae ga???

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Zamaney ko jalne do chalo aik sath

?’Zamaney ko jalne do chalo aik sath chal te hein’ ‘Nai duniya basaney ko chalo aik sath chalte hain’ ‘ Hamein jeevan ka har

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 9 wan mahina chal raha

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Deewana chal pada hai kar bharosa aetbaar

deewana chal pada hai kar bharosa aetbaar pe, abhi bhi usse naaz hai apne bewafa yaar pe ….. samajna nahi chahta voh kho chuka

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

dard o gham k siva ishq

*’* Dard o gham k siva ishq me kia mila, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘* Jo tha kho bethe hasil huwa, *’ KUCH NAHI ‘*

Rooz taaron ki numaaish mein khallal parta

rooz taaron ki numaaish mein khallal parta hai; chaand pagal hai!..andhere mein nikal parta hai. ek deewanaa musaafir hai meri aankhon mein; waqt be-waqt..

Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto ?Dard-e-bhutto? ?Dard-e-bhutto? Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal

Ek dost jo mera sab kuch tha

Ek Dost Jo Mera sab kuch tha , wo mujhse Juda ho gaya…. Wo chal diye khushiyaan lekar,aur, Mera andherey k saath RISHTA aur

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Zindage muradon ki munzil k sapno

ZINDAGE…. MURADON KI MUNZIL K SAPNO ME KHOY. MOHBBAT KI RAHON PAR HUM CHAL PARY THAY. ZARA DOR CHAL KAR JAB AANKHY KHULE TO

Kisi ne is dil ko toor dia

kisi ne is dil ko toor dia hai tanha kar k chor dia hai shakh pe nazuk phool khila tha taza hawa ne toor

Jis din tum humien borha dekho sabar

Jis din tum humien borha dekho, Sabar krna aur humien smjhne ki koshish karna… Jab hum khaate hue gandagi karen aur apne kapre badal

Zindagi k hain 2 jahan ik

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN. Ik YE jahan. Ik WO jahan. In ‘DO JAHANON’ k darmyan bas fasla hy ik ‘SAANS’ ka. Jo chal

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye, in aankhon ne sare hasin khwab kho diye, gum ye nai k wo mujhe chor gaya, dard

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe Sta da sehat rasara gham sho

Ary zor o shor se chal raha hai

ßary Zor-o-Shor Se Chal Raha Hai Karoßar Mohaßßat Ka,, Kahin Chahtain ßikk Rahi Hain Kahin Log ßadal Rahe Hain…..!!

Mere hum safar kisi roz tu mere

Mere Hum Safar Kisi Roz tu mere paas a mere ru ba ru kisi roz sun meri guftagu meri chahato me base huye mere

Uss mod se shuru karen phir ye

Us’s Mod Se Shuru Karen Phir Ye Zindagi Har Shay Jahan Haseen Thee, Hum Tum The Ajnabi Lekar Chale The Hum Jinhe Jannat Ke

What is even more painful sentence than

What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying, Revision chal raha.. tu bata…’?? :-/ 😐

Toot jaye ga teri ana ka mehal

Toot Jaye Ga Teri Ana Ka Mehal Us Waqt. ‘Aey dost’ Jab Mile Gi Khabar Tuje K Mene tujse zyada Pyari Bachi set ki

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai

Mere wajood ko tu samait lai mai bhikhar raha ho zara zara mere anson ko b poch lai mai sisak raha ho zara zara

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . . . Hai hi nahi…. Chal nikal…..

Husn e shamma likhon ya sharab humdum likhon sathi

Husn-e-Shamma Likhon Ya sharab Likhon HumDum Likhon, Sathi Likhon Ya Khuwab Likhon Tera Sarapa-e-Husn say Heran Hoon me Mehjabeen Likhon Sehar Likhon ya Aftab

Sbb jdi k kh t zr bt

Sàbàb Jùdài kà kùçh tö zrà btàè mùjhy. Phir is k bàd dil jåñ se stàé mujhy. Chalò ye màañ liyà k u$e ñhi

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Sacha dost wo hai jo ap ko

Sacha dost wo hai jo ap ko dozakh main b milay to yehi kehe,ooooooooo bismillah tusi v aithay chal a shetaan nal shugal layiay

Kabi jo waqt parh jaye tumhein

Kabi jo Waqt Parh Jaye, Tumhein Mujhse Bicharna ho, Tumhein Waday se Phirna ho, To Beshak Dair Mat Karna, Mujhy NARAZ Kardena, Tum Apna

wussat e dasht e hijr dekh k dar jata

*. . .Wussat-e-Dasht-e-Hijr Dekh K Dar Jata Hun Tuj Sy Agy Ka Safr Dekh K Dar Jata Hun Roz Dhalty Howey Suraj Ki Tarha

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO Us Adress Pe Gya, Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi,

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Yahan ujlay roop bohat par asli

Yahan ujlay ujlay roop Bohat Par asli kam, Bèhroop Bohat. Us pairr k nèèchy kia rukna Jahan saya kum ho dhoop Bohat. Chal WASI

Main tu ratoon ka musafer hoon meray

Main tu ratoon ka musafer hoon, Meray sath na chal… Yoon na ho tou bhi andheron main kahin kho jaye..

Eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi

eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi hen, Munsoob meri zaat se ruswayeean bhi hen. Hansta hy zamana tu hansne se kese roko, Mere

Chal tujhy dehka doon apny shehar ki

Chal Tujhy Dehka Doon Apny Shehar Ki Veeran Galiyaan Shayad Ky Kuch Tujhy Ehsaas Ho Meri Shaam_E_Tanhai Ka……..!!!

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Parday mein rehnay walay zara samnay toa

Parday Mein Rehnay Walay Zara Samnay Toa Aa Hum Chup Na Hon Gay Aaj Shikayat Kiye Baghair Mudat Guzar Gayi Hai Teray Intizar Mein

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, ‘PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO’ Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

ji he me wo jal rhi

* Ji He Ji Me Wo Jal Rhi Ho Gi, * ChaNdni Me Tehel Rhi Ho Gi, * Chand Ne Taan Li Hai Chaadar-e-Abr,

Aziz warsi yahaan se ab kahiin

Aziz Warsi yahaaN se ab kahiin le chal Khayaal-e-yaar mujhe chaman men raas na aayegii ye bahaar mujhe terii latiif nigaahon kii Khaas jumbish

Ghazal bin tery kesy ghumezeest gawara

Ghazal Bin tery kesy Ghum_e_zeest Gawara kr len, Is say behtr hy k dunya say kinara kr len. Sath mumkin nahi chalna tø chalø

Aapki life ka best time jab aap

Aapki life ka best time, jab aap apne dost ko bole- ‘Yes,I’m fine.’ aur wo aapki aankho me dekh kar bole- ‘OK, chal ab

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi

Yeh zindagi tere saath ho aarzoo din

Yeh Zindagi Tere Saath Ho, Yeh Aarzoo Din Raat Ho, Main Tere Sung Sung Chala Karoon, Tu Har Safar Main Mere Saath Ho, Main

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB

Daikh manzil ki tarafjanib e taqdeer na daikh

Daikh manzil ki taraf….Janib-e-taqdeer na daikh ,,,,, Chalna hay to chal….paoon ki zanjeer na daikh

Wo dard hee kya jo zakhmo se

WO DARD HEE KYA JO ZAKHMO SE PATA CHAL JAYE……………. WO AANSU HEE KYA JO AANKHO SE CHALAK JAYE……… HUM TOU WO HAIN…. JO

Gam nahi hote to hum hote apki

GAM NAHI HOTE TO HUM NAHI HOTE, APKI ANKHO K YE SITAM NAHI HOTE. ZINDGI TO MERA SATH KABHI DETI NAHI, OR HUM MAUT

Husn e shama likhun ya sharab hamdam sathi

Husn-E-Shama Likhun Ya Sharab Likhun Hamdam Likhun Sathi Likhun Ya Khuwab Likhun Tere Sarapa-E-Husn Se Heran Hun Main Meh-Jabeen Likhun Shear Likhun Ya Aftab

Asslam u alikum jannat terey wajo0d ko

Asslam u Alikum Jannat Terey Wajo0d Ko Tarsey Gi Khud Ba’Khud. AE BANDAY Tu Merey Nabi Mohmmad (S.A.W) k Naqsh-e-Qadam Par Chal Kr Tou

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar

Zakhmo se gosha e dil e veeran saja liya hum

Zakhmo Se Gosha-e-Dil-e-Veeran Saja Liya.. Hum Ne Khizaan Me Jashn-e-Bahaaran Mana Liya.. Sooraj Ki Chaal Chal K Bayabaan Ki Dhoop Ne,, Ek Be-Kafan Darakht

Teri yaad dil mein basane se phele

Teri Yaad Dil Mein Basane Se Phele, Bahut Khush Thi Main Dil Lagane Se Phele, Jalate Hain Ahel Aadaab Ulfat, Cheraagh-E-Muhabbat Jalane Se Phele,

mausam e be qaba thehr waqt

*’* Mausam E Be Qaba Thehr, Waqt E Widaa Shok H, Orhe Le Rat Hijar Ki, Dard Ki Le M Dhal K Chal, *’*

4m ik ajanbi pyarlove kya hyjb maa

4m Ik Ajanbi Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.?Jb Maa Matha Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’Jb BAAP Her Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Zameen pe chal na ska aasman se

Zameen pe chal na ska, aasman se b gya Kaat k per ko parinda urran se b gya Tbah kar geiy mujhe pakke makaan

Habib jalib keh nahin sakti par

HABIB JALIB Keh nahin sakti par kehti hai Mujh se meri nanhi bachchi Abbu ghar chal Abbu ghar chal Us ki samajh mein kuchh

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Mujhe kahin aur le chal jahan

Mujhe Kahin Aur Le Chal ………. Jahan Raat Kabhi Soyi Naa Ho Jahan Subha Kisi Par Royi Naa Ho JahanHijr Ki Wehshat Boyi Naa

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk

Jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain dar

jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain yeh dar jaisa bhi hai sar chupanay ko muyassar toh hai ghar jaisa bhi haiusko mujhse mujhko uss

Jo tha sitam ki rah main dewar

Jo tha sitam ki rah main dewar chal basa, Ahle aza ka qafila salar chal basa, Ronay ki aa rahi hy ik simt sada,

Koi mumlikat kufer ke saath to chal

Koi mumlikat Kufer ke saath to chal sakti hai magar na insaafi ke saath nahi Hazrat Ali A.S.

Vo niind kii tarah narm sabzaa khvaabon

vo niiNd kii tarah narm sabzaa KhvaaboN kii tarah ramiidaa shabnam phuuloN kii tarah shaGhuftaa chehre Khushbuu kii tarah latiif baateN kirnoN kii tarah

Man chahe dholak ban dam khub bajau

Man chahe dholak ban, dam dam khub bajau Bin baat ki chinta kar, har pal shor machau Chal padu us raste par, jise chod

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar ki tarha Nikal ke chal dete hai aanshu har bar ki tarha Jis tarha se khamosh rah

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai ham

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai.. Ham tanhayon main baitke roothe hai.. Sanaam kuch tu karle hampe bhi itibaar.. Aap tu abibhi hame bewafa

Ye kon chal diya mera shehr chor

Ye Kon Chal Diya Mera Shehr Chor Kar Ankhon Main Rah Key Dariya Nichor Kar Hum Sari Raat Dehktey Rahey Chera Unka Kabhi Sheesha

Adhori thi zindgi adhora tha jahan mera

Adhori thi zindgi Adhora tha jahan mera Tum jo aye zindgi men to chal para karwan mera Zameen pay rehtay logon men ab men

Dost wo nhe jo ap k kam

dOsT wO nHe Jo aP k kam aaE, dOsT wO hai Jo aPki T-ShirT ManG kR LeJae 0r kaBi waPiS Na de.. dOsT wO

gazal jitna pyar paya hy apseutna

‘ Gazal ‘ Jitna pyar paya hy apse,utna or paane ko ji chahta hy. Najane kiyun hr rishta apse,banaane ko ji chahta hy. Maut

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha

Ek Admi Ny Ek Buzurg Sy Kaha, ‘MAIN SUKOON CHAHTA HUN’ Buzurg Ny Farmaya, ‘ Ais Jumlay Mein Sy ‘MAIN’ Nikaal Doo, Yeh Takabbur

Kuch nahi dard o gham k siva ishq main

KUCH NAHI Dard-o-gham k siva ishq main kia mila ‘ kuch nahi’ Jo tha kho bethy hasil hua ‘kuch nahi’ Mene likh k bheja

Oye baat sun

OYE baat Sun _…_ (‘-‘) /)(_/ /_ Tujhe meri yad nahi ati? Nahi? Chal koi baat nahi . Mujhe konsi ati he Per phir

Naam tera mera na mil saka hai

naam tera mera na mil saka hai kabhi… na mal sakengi humari manzile hi….. naam juda sahi teri meri manzile juda sahi…. hum hai

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

iss bazm mein rehna hai

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