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Chal SMS Messages

Modern lines after breakup boy 2

Modern Lines After BreakUp: Boy 2 Girl: Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di, Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kr? Girl:Chor Char K Apne Salim Ki

Zaban khamosh hoti hain nazar se kaam

Zaban Khamosh Hoti Hain Nazar Se kaam Hota Ha Isi Mahool Ka Shayad Mohabbat Naam Hoti Ha Andaz behkne Lagta Ha Baaton Mein shararat

Wives insulting thier husbands pilots wife

Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath

Yeh zindagi tere saath ho aarzoo din

Yeh Zindagi Tere Saath Ho, Yeh Aarzoo Din Raat Ho, Main Tere Sung Sung Chala Karoon, Tu Har Safar Main Mere Saath Ho, Main

Ek pathan masjid se bohat khushi jumme

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Sahab

Dil hijar k dard se bojal hy

Dil hijar k dard se bojal hy, ab aan milo to behtar ho, Iss bat se hamko kya matlab, ye kaise ho ye kyunkar

Kal gaye the tum jise biimaar e hijaraan chhod

kal gaye the tum jise biimaar-e-hijaraaN chhoD kar chal basaa vo aaj sab hastii kaa saamaaN chhoD kar tifl-e-ashk aisaa giraa daaman-e-mizshagaaN chhoD kar

Na main paas us ko bula saka

Na main paas us ko bula saka Na main dil ki baat bata saka Wo hansi hansi main chal dia K main hath tak

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman

Hazhrat abu huraira se riwayat hai k

Hazhrat Abu Huraira Se Riwayat Hai k Rasool (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya jo shakhs apnay ghar main wazu karay aur Allah k ghar main se

muhbt krna tere bs men nhi

*’* Muhbt krna tere bs men nhi, Ye falsafa samjhna tere bs men nhi, Tum nazuk paon le kr is rah p chal na

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayega

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayeGa itna mat chaho use wo bewafa ho jaayeGa hum bhi dariya hai hame apna hunar maloom hai

Yeh koun chal diya mera shehar chor

Yeh koun Chal diya mera shehar chor kar Ankhon mein rakh diye darya nichor kar Hum sari rat dekhte rahe chehra apna Kabhi Aaina

Ye saanpo ki asti hai zara dekh

Ye Saanpo ki ßasti Hai, Zara Dekh k Chal~ Yahaan Ka Har Shakhs, ßray Pyaar Sy Dassta Hai..

Gaye dino ki baat thi fiza b

gaye dino ki baat thi fiza b purbahar thi hawa b khushgawaar thi na jane kyun machal para main apne ghar se chal para

i miss

,*,( ‘.’) /)( I Miss !! U ,*,( ‘.’) !)(? Do u miss !! me? ,*,(-_-) No? !)( ? Ok Fine! Chal mry sms

Bulaa rahaa hai miraa jaamaa zeb milne ko

bulaa rahaa hai miraa jaamaa-zeb milne ko to aaj pairahan-e-jaaN badal rahaa huuN maiN Ghubaar-e-rahguzar kaa ye hauslaa bhii to dekh havaa-e-taazaa! tire saath

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Maut ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga Hanste hanste tu ne dunya me guzari zindagi, Ab naya

faqat mera wo muj se

~ Faqat Mera ~ Wo Muj Se Be-Sabab Uljha nhi tha, Wo Pehle to kbhi Aisa nhi tha… Boht Aala tha Uss ka Zarf

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

kya kya na imtihan sahy

*. . .Kya Kya Na Imtihan Sahy Hum Ny Un Ke Ishq Mein, Iss Khaar’Daar Rasty Py Hum Aaj Bhi Chal Rahy Hain. .

A girl comes late to class profy

A girl comes late to class Prof:Y r u late? Girl: Sir, ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha Prof: To late Q ho

Dard kii baarish sahii maddham zaraa aahistaa

dard kii baarish sahii maddham zaraa aahistaa chal dil kii miTTii hai abhii tak nam zaraa aahistaa chal tere milane aur phir tere bichhar

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham e yaar k

Kuch andhera b zaruri hy gham-e-yaar k sath, Ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath… Main jo ik umer musafat mein raha,

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

rasool e pak saww agar

*. . .Rasool-e-Pak (saww). . .* ‘AGAR Tum Meray Baad Dekho K Akela ALI (as) Aik rastey per chal Rahy Hein Aur Tmam Aulad-e-Adam,

Yahan ujlay roop boht pr asli kam

Yahan ujlay ujlay roop Boht Pr asli kam, Behrop Boht, Us pairr k nechy kia rukna Jhan saya kam ho dhoop Boht, Chal INSHA

Min k h hatheli samney

“MÄIN KÖÑ HÖÖÑ” ?,,,?,,,?,,,?,,,? Hatheli samney Rakhna,” K sab Aanso Giren uss main,” Jo Ruk jaega Honton par,” Samajh jana k “”Wo Hoon main”’

Boht dino se nahi apne darmiyan wo

Boht dino se nahi apne darmiya’n wo shaks Udas kr k humein chal diya kahan wo shaks Chupa liya jise patt jhar k sabaz

Har fard yahan pr taajir hy hr

Har fard yahan pr taajir hy Hr waqt tijaarat hoti hy Tum ap he apne daam kaho Chhup k nhi sar_e_aam kaho Kya lo

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c aik shakal thi, na ye k husan tamam ho na daikhny me aam c, na ye k

Koi hum nafs nahi hai razdaan faqt ek

KOI HUM-NAFS NAHI HAI KOI RAZDAA(N) NAHI HAI FAQT EK DIL THA APNA SO WOH MEHERBAA(N) NAHI HAI. MARNE KA TERE GAM MEIN IRAADA

Kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

=kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho? Ye or baat hai hum se khafa ho! Humein to pyar hai sirf tum se! Agar yaqen nahi

Friendship is a sea go

Friendship Is A Sea ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too

baray dinoo ki bat hai mujay too yaad bhi nahin main jaa raha thaa shear main fiza ajab thee laher main shabab meray sang

Sardar k 3 betay thy or un

Sardar k 3 Betay thy or un k rishton ki bat chal rhi thi… Sardar Lrki walon k agy lmbi lmbi chhor rha tha,

Tere yeh waday janay kab wafa hon

Tere yeh waday janay kab wafa hon gay, Tere hotay huay bhi janay kab tak hum tanha hon gay, Tu Bewafa bhi nahi –

Mehfil me baat unki rehmat ki chal

‘Mehfil me baat unki REHMAT ki chal rhi he, Duniya mere nabi k sadko pe pal rhi he, Jis Zamin pr pare mere NABI

Dua mangi thi aashiyanay ki chal

Dua mangi thi aashiyanay ki….. Chal pari aandhiyan zamane ki….. Mera dard koi bhi na samajh paya…. Q k meri aadat thi muskurane ki…

Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal

Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy ulati?? Sardar Dtiver:Train k samny 1admi patri pe aa

Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya te O ksi hor nal suti hoi si. Me

Asli dost dost wo nhi jo

ASLI DOST Dost wo nhi jo aap k kam aye Dost wo hi jo ap ki t-short mang kr le jaiye or kbi wapis

Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat thi

Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat thi Hr ek se milna uski adat thi Wo jisko tanhai se dar lgta tha Mgr tanhai me rehna

Tu kabhi waqt ke sehra mein mere

Tu Kabhi Waqt Ke Sehra Mein Mere Saath To Chal Phool Bankar Teri Rahon Mein Bikhar Jaon Ga.

Yahan ujlay roop bohat pr asli kam bahroop

yahan ujlay ujlay roop bohat-pr asli kam bahroop bohat es pair k nechay kia rukna jahan saya kam ho dhoop bohat chal Mohsin apnay

Main to kirdaar say aari hun mery

Main To Kirdaar Say Aari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Main To Khud Aap Pay Bhari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Zindagi Tak Ko

Mujhy or kahin le chal tu wasi

Mujhy or kahin le chal tu wasi Jahan rat kabi soi na ho Jahan subha kisi pe roi na ho Jahan hijr ne wehshat

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai ham

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai.. Ham tanhayon main baitke roothe hai.. Sanaam kuch tu karle hampe bhi itibaar.. Aap tu abibhi hame bewafa

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa

Lafzon ki justuju mai sub kuch ganwa dia, Woh chal dia main tarz-e-ada dhundta raha, Us ko kisi ne rab se mang lia aur

Our sincere frndship if god gives me

Our sincere frndship: If God Gives Me 24hrs b4 Death, I’ll Spend 23:55min wd u. & in Last 5min,I’ll Press Ur Neck & sing

The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . . . . . Parhda tay tu hain nai, Chal

B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

Ye zindagii aaj jo tumhaare badan

ye zindagii aaj jo tumhaare badan kii chhoTii-ba.Dii naso.n me.n machal rahii hai tumhaare pairo.n se chal rahii hai tumhaarii aavaaz me.n Gale se

Abhi to kil chalna hai samandar ki

abhi to kil chalna hai samandar ki musafat main faraz phir aagay chal k daikheingy kinara kon kerta hy…?

Duusrii baaton men hamko ho gayaa ghaataa

duusrii baatoN meN hamko ho gayaa ghaaTaa bohat varnaa fikr-e-shaoor ko do waqt ka aaTaa bohat aarzuu ka shor bapaa hijr kii raatoN meN

Mere pagal piya essi khawaesh na kar

Mere pagal Piya essi khawaesh na kar Mein woh sapna hun jo ke sach na ho Mein woh Umid hun jo ke adhoori rahey

Be extra careful in dino apna

Be extra careful….. In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna. KHANA Waqt Per Khana. ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana. SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna. Q K. 8wan

Muj py ye shaam es tarah jadu

Muj Py Ye Shaam Es Tarah Jadu Sa Kar Gai Phir Teri Yaad ChOr Kr Janay Kidhar Gai Aasan To BhOt Hai Tujhy BhOlna

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere baghair

Aaj kuch kami c hai tere Baghair, Na rang na roshni hai Tere Baghair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bas dharkan thami

Ali ne ko banya wo janta

ALI NE ALI KO BANYA ALI WO- ALI JANTA HAI MAQAM-E- ALI ASAR-E-MISAQ PAR DIL KI JAGHEER PAR CHAL RAHA HAI MUSASIL NIZAM-E-ALI DUNIYA

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab Jhoote Kisi Ko Dikhaya Nahi Karte Mere Dost! Yun Kisi Ko Satya Nahi Karte Ek Baar Yun Kisi Ko Keh Ker Apna Daman

Aisa saathi chahiyejohume apna maan sake humaare

Aisa saathi chahiye..jo..hume apna maan sake…. Humaare har dukh ko jaan sake… Chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mei… Fir b paani mei se

Put patoney awo masti rasara oka

Put Patoney Awo Masti Rasara Oka Lewane Mey Ka Dosti Rasara Oka Da Nafrat Orona Her Taraf Ta Bul De Ta Da Mene Zindagi

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Bohat ache lage unki zulf k

BoHaT AcHe LaGe Unki zulf k saaye bohat ache lage hume dekh kar muskuraye bohat ache lage Palkon ki chilman se unka hum ko

Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila

Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila pulana sokha nai J ik ik pal ik sadi jeha ta umar langana sokha nai Suj giya

Waqt e qudrat le aaya hy aaj humain us

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar

Mjhe aur kaheen le chal wasi jahan

mjhe aur kaheen le chal wasi jahan raat kbhi soe na ho jahan subah kisi pe roe na ho jahan hijr ne wehshat boe

Ek murghi ne pak india border pe anda

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india Border pe Anda diya 2no Mulk Ek Ande k Liye Larne Lage Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk 2sre Mulk

Mujay aur kahin le chal wasi

“MUJAY AUR KAHIN LE CHAL WASI” jahan RAAT kabi soi na ho, jahan SUBAH kisi py roi na ho, jahan HIJAR nay wehshat boi

ab aur nahin shikwa

*. .Ab Aur Nahin. .* Shikwa Na Shikayat Na Jazbon Ki Inayat Khilkhilahat Na Chulbulahat Kulbulahat Na Kasmsahat Na Baaton Ki Narmian Na Aakhon

Waqt e qudrat le aaya hy aaj humain us

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe ‘Faraz’ Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay

Nazar main zakhm e tabbasum chupa k mila khafa

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha

Jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi

jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai bas saans chal rahi hai is murde mein

Allah aap ki umar lambi kare ko

ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE! ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE! ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE! ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE! YAAD

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

hawa bhi chal rahi hai aur

*’* Hawa Bhi Chal Rahi Hai Aur Jagti Hai Rat Bhi, *’* Koi Agr Kahe To Hum Sunaen Dill Ki bat Bhi *’*

Patient to nurse i love you

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney

Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye

Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye, Apno ko bhulakar chal gaye, Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hume, Pahle hasaya fir rulakar chale gaye.

Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai yahan

Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal Yahan sab

Itni si bas hikayat e aehad zamana

Itni Si Bas Hikayat e Aehad e Zamana Hai Hujjat Khuda Ki Asal Hai Baqi Fasana Hai Ghairon Ne Jo Imam Banaye Thay Chal

Teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu

Usay pata b ha k mujhay ammi

Usay pata b ha k mujhay ammi ziyada door nahi jane datein ‘Faraz’ Phir b wo Kehta ha k . . . . .

Agar aansu baha deta to us k

Agar Aansu Baha Deta To Us k Pas kya Rehta Wo Mujh Ko Hosla Deta To Us K Pas Kya Rehta Nishan Mujh ko

1 pagal khali paper ko bar choom

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai 1 Pagal: Love letter hay. Dusra Pagal:Magar ye tu

Pabrehna or mery charon taraf tanhaian

Pa’brehna, or mery charon taraf tanhai’an.. Chun raha hun teri yadon ki sulagti kirchiyan.. Kya kahi’n tark e ta’aluq ka irada to nhi.? Yad

Yaw podary chat na khkata raprewato

Yaw podary chat na khkata raprewato Khalaq warta ger chaper ragond sho, khalko ti tapos oko we sa chal osho rora? Podari: Pata Nishta

Na haaraa hai ishq duniyaa thakii

na haaraa hai ishq na duniyaa thakii hai diyaa jal rahaa hai havaa chal rahii hai sukuun hii sukuun hai Khushii hii Khushii hai

Koii dost hai na raqiib teraa

koii dost hai na raqiib hai koii dost hai na raqiib hai teraa shahar kitanaa ajiib hai vo jo ishq thaa vo junuun thaa

Sakeena sa bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain

Sakeena (s.a.) bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain. Bujhe jo pyaas to ashqo’n k jaam haazir hain. …Bache to agle baras hum hain aur ye

Nazar main zakhm e tabbasum chupa k mila khafa

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha

Jo eeman itna kamzor ho k chal

Jo EEMAN itna kamzor ho k chal ker MASJID tak na le jae,,, Woh bhala QAYAMAT k din JANAT mein kese le jae ga???

Janty ho raat mai sab se zyada

Janty ho. Raat Mai Sab Se Zyada Maza. Kab Aata hy! . . . . . Jab Kisi Soay hovy ko Jaga kar kaha

bhuly basry hwe baam o dar

*’* Bhuly Basry Hwe Baam O Dar K Liye Khwab Kya Dekhna ? *’* Be Karaan Dasht Men Apne Ghar K Liye Khwab Kya

Mere pagal piya mri chahat na kr

“Mere pagal piya mri chahat na kr ,Mjhe daikha na kr mjhe socha na kr Mri be khawab ankhon ma na janka kr Ma

Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

wife samne wale ghar mei

*. . .Wife: Samne wale ghar mei Miyan Biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi h. Aap 1 bar jaiye na., . . Husbnd:

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Raasta aesa bhi dushwaar na tha

Raasta Aesa Bhi Dushwaar na tha. Bas tumko hamari chahat pe aitbar na Tha. Tum hi chal na sake hamare sath warna. hamen to

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Mout ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga? Hanste hanste tu ne dunya men guzar di zindagi Ab

1 aurat coma may chali gai shohar

1 aurat Coma may chali gai Shohar murda samaj kar dafnane chala Raste main janaza khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gya

Jis tarah ki hain ye diraven dar

jis tarah ki hain ye diraven ye dar jaisa bhi hai sar chipane ko mayassar to hai ghar jaisa bhi hai us ko mujh

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye tumhein mujh

Kabhi jo waqt par jaye, Tumhein mujh se bicharna ho, Tumhein waday se phirna ho, To beshak dair mat karna, Mujay naraaz kar dena,

Raah e junoon pe chal paray jeena mahaal

Raah-E-Junoon pe chal paray Jeena mahaal kar liya,,,, Hum ne Talash-E-Husn mein Khud Ko nidhaal kar liya,,,, Kese wo din thay pyar k khud

Aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya

aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya rishta-e-intazar tuut gaya yun vo thukara ke chal diye goya ik khilaunaa thaa pyaar tuut gaya roye rah-rah

Apne krdaar se aari hon mere sath

Apne krdaar se aari hon mere sath na chal, Main to khud aap pe bhaari hon mere sath na chal. Saanp ki tarha mera

Jab maa peshani choom k kehti hy

JAB MAA PESHANI CHOOM K KEHTI HY ‘JETAY RAHO BETA’ JAB BAAP HER US WAQT INTEZAR KRTA HY JAB MEY GAR DAIR SE LAUTTA

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe Sta da sehat rasara gham sho

Sar jhukaaoge to patthar devtaa ho jaayega

Sar Jhukaaoge To Patthar Devtaa Ho Jaayega Itna Mat Chaaho Use Wo Bewafa Ho Jaayega Hum Bhi Dariya Hain Humein Apna Hunar Maloom Hai

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Zindagi k hain 2 jahan ik

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN. Ik YE jahan. Ik WO jahan. In ‘DO JAHANON’ k darmyan bas fasla hy ik ‘SAANS’ ka. Jo chal

1 pathan ne lift mangi car ruki

1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr

Husband raat ko main ne aik horror

Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun

Yah arzoo din raat ho yeh

Yah Arzoo din raat ho Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho, Yah Arzoo din raat ho Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon Tu har safar main

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga

Salam my sweeto kia hall hainishallah ap

SALAM MY SWEETO KIA HALL HAIN.ISHALLAH AP THEEK HO GAY.BECAUSE MAIN NAY AP KE LIAY SPECIAL DUA KE HAY.AJKAL MAIN NAMAZ SHAROO KAR DE

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Yeh zindagi tere sath ho yah

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho, Yah Arzoo din raat ho Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon Tu har safar main mere Sath ho Main Kaanton

Jo yaqeen ki raah pe chal pare

Jo yaqeen ki raah pe chal pare, unhen manzilon ne panah di…. Jinhen waswason ne dara diya, wo qadam qadam pe behak gaye.

Ye zindagi tere saath ho arzoo din

Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho Main Tere Sang Sang Chalon Tu Har Safar Mein Mere Sath Ho Main Kanton

Abi to mil k chalna hai

~Abi To Mil K Chalna Hai , Samundar Ki Musafat Me !!’ DOST ‘!! ~Phir Aagay Chal K Dekhein Gay Kinara Kon Karta Hai.

Mat pooch k kis tarah se chal

Mat poOch k kis tarah se chal rahi hai zindagi Sagar… us dOr se guzar rahe hein jO guzarta he nehin.

1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha

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Be sabab daaman bhigonaa aa gayaa baat karte

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