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A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Some things just cant be expressed in

Some things just can?t be expressed in words Some people just can?t be lived without Love can speak volumes even when words cant So

Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1 i

Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies- 1. I love u 2. Im single 3. Im not a player 4. I m very sincear with u

Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on the gate, He ‘PUTS’ his ‘HAND’ on the ‘WALL’

The softness of a pers0ns nature does

The SoftneSs of A pers0n’s nature does not mean Wéaknèss. BécaÃœsè, Noth¡ng ¡s Softer than Water. But ¡ts force can break the StronGest Rocks!

A beautiful girl cant gv u a

A beautiful girl cant gv u a beautiful future,Bt a butiful future can gv u a butiful girl.So bright ur future.

E x c e l n t

E x c e l l e n t T h o u g h t ~*~ No One Can Ever Fail In …TRUE

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

A simple salam can be so sweet

A simple ?SALAM? can be so sweet S= Sada khush raho A= Aabad raho L= La-zawal urooj dekho A= Arzooain puri hon M= Mujhe

Aal is well its my zoobi doobi

‘AAL is WELL.’ . Its my ‘ZOOBI-DOOBI’ message for my IDIOT friend’s, . To whom I can say ‘Jaane Nahi Denge Tujhe,’ . B’cause

Optimism is the faith that leads to

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree

‘Loveless Life is Like A Fruitless Tree But Friendless Life is Like A Rootless Tree, Tree can live without Fruit but not without ROOT

Great line im not a

‘Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’ one who needs help. Beauty is in heart, not

Having allah in your heart does not

Having Allah in Your Heart does not mean you will not face any storm but it means that no storm can sink your boat

True comments by a broken heart

True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A Bitch? Maybe Next Time You Can Eat Your Make

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

We can live without brain but heart

‘We can live without brain but without heart it’s impossible so never break heart of someone.’ (By: Ashfaque Ahmed)

You can do almost anything you put

You can do almost anything you put your mind to … You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak … Be

Make your life a house heart can

?Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

Boy ill climb da tallest mountain

Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal.. 4 u Girl : Can u send me balance? Boy

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Dont be dismayed at good byes a farewell

Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for

I hate ego but love him

I Hate Ego But I Love Him… I Hate Liers… But I Love Him…. …………… I Hate Love.. But I Love Him…. I Hate

I cannot give you the formula for

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is: Try to please everybody.

New years day now is the accepted

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them

You complete my world i may have

You Complete My World I may have only one life to live, I may have only one gift to give, I may have only

we can save many relations if

*’* We Can Save Many Relations If We undestand a simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT, Thy are DIFFRENT.** ** ALI **

Do u know whats a b c

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess

A mothers love mothers love is

A Mother’s Love A mother’s love Is always true It’s all you need To get you through A mother’s love Can seem like hate

If friends were flowers i would not

?If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so

The most i can do for my

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he

Only intelligent can solve this iq 532151021

Only intelligent cAn solve this IQ. 5+3+2=151021 9+2+4=183626 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202540 Then 7+2+5= Give the Answer

We enjoy warmth because we have been

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

It is prosperity that gives us friends

It is prosperity that gives us friends, adversity that proves them. The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

We wish u all the joys

We Wish U All The Joys, UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile, A Day Can Bring All The Blessing, Life Can U Fold..

Boy do u hug ur teddy bear

Boy: Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear While Sleeping At Night?? Gal: Yes! Boy: Can I Replace It For D Rest Of Ur Life??

Are you hungry neva mind i have

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you

These can never be true friends hope

‘These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller.’

Do not count what u have lost

Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u

Sign board out side of a repairing

Sign board out side of a repairing shop… ‘We can repair anything from calculator to tractor. To contact us,knock the door loudly. Bell is

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

Ambition can be powerful helps a person

Ambition can be powerful. Ambition helps a person mobilize his resources. Ambition enables someone to face challenges and persist. Ambition prevents a person from

Hi dear i m here u

Hi Dear I m here & U r there But Dont care Far or near V can share Happiness & tear Come here Thora

I will wait till the

I Will Wait … Till The Day ‘I’ Can Forget ‘You’ … Or The Day You Realize ‘You’ Cannot Forget ‘Me’ …

Once in your life you will find

Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never take her for granted never let her go because when you

Farman hazrat alias tum jo 1 gaali

Farman Hazrat ALI(A.S): ‘Tum Jo 1 GaaLi, Mazaq or Gussy my Dete Ho. Us Se Tumhari Qabar Me. 1 Bichoo BanTa He’ (4wd 2

Wen a touch could heal wound

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE then why do v

A world community can only exist with

A world community can only exist with world communication, which means something more than extensive software facilities scattered about he globe. It means common

May you live long years and that

May you live long years and that too with smile always on your face. A best friend can never forget your birthday. A birthday

Friends can u send me poetry sms

FRIENDS CAN U SEND ME POETRY SMS ON MY CELL NUMBER PLZ IF U NOT MIND AS FRIENDLY

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

That some achieve great success is proof

That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well. Abraham

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Theres this place in me where your

There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a

Know the true value of time snatch

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till

Eid is a celebration for muslims to

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children

The roots of true achievement lie in

The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. Harold Taylor

An arrow can be sent only by

An arrow can be sent only by dragging it back, so when life is dragging you back with difficult it means that it is

A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him ‘Hello , U Can Share

In our life time 6 things can

In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1. love 2. friendship 3. money 4. death 5. illness – – –

The most humble statement im nothing

The Most Humble Statement ‘I’m Nothing Without ALLAH’ & The Most Powerful Statement is ‘With ALLAH, I Can Do EVERYTHING’

Within you right now is the power

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as you can

Never try to hide ur secrets from

Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.. Because the one who reads your eyes is always an

Shakspear said a boy a girl

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.” Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

If you can imagine it achieve it

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it. William Arthur Ward

A great man said make ur

‘A Great man Said: ‘Make ur anger so expensive that no 1 can afford it. & ‘Make ur happiness so cheap that people get

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Ths msg has no fat cholesterol n

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never

Anyone can catch your eye but it

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Happy Valentine’s Day, My Dear

I wonder if 0ne day somebody will

I wonder if 0ne day Somebody will ever come and Knock on My Door and Tell Me: Hey, we have 10 Mutual Friends in

Prince i can hear the trumpet of

Prince, I can hear the trumpet of Germinal, The tumbrils toiling up the terrible way; Even to-day your royal head may fall I think

How can i believe when lie just

How Can I Believe When ‘Lie’ Just Lies In The Center Of ‘Believe’, . How Can I Love When There Is ‘Over’ In ‘Lover’

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

You can love me or hate

You Can Love Me Or Hate Me, I Swear It Won’t Make Me Or Break Me

Unbeatable thought ever take woteva you

UnBeatable Thought Ever: Take Woteva You Can Frm Your Life Bcuz .. Whn Life Starts Taking Frm You It Takes Even Your Last Breath

The love of allah is like an

‘The love of Allah is like an ocean.. You can see the beginning, but not the end!’

In our life 6 things can come

In our life, 6 things can come at any time: 1:-Love 2:-Friendship 3:-Money 4:-Death 5:-Illness 6. ??? ? 6:-Susu..Isliye karke sona OK. “GOODNIGHT A.COM

Luck is not something you can mention

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

You need people who can walk their

You need people who can walk their companies into the future rather than back them into the future. Warren G. Bennis

No one can make you inferior without

No One Can Make You Inferior Without Your Consent. Eleanor Roosevelt

All is well its my zoobi doobi

‘All Is Well’ It’s my Zoobi Doobi sms for my Idiot Freindzzz. To whom I can say ‘ Janay nahi dengay tujhay ‘ Bcz

A true friendship is one in which

A true friendship is one in which everything can be told, and nothing will be judged.

Do not count what you have lost

Do Not Count What You Have Lost, Just See What U Have Now, Because Past Never Comes Back, But Sometimes Future can Give U

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

Ur only mine wen i dreamwen wake

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

How can i begin to say im

How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

Things which live after death heart 10

Things Which Live After Death? Heart-10 Min Brain-20 Min Eyes-4 Hrs Skin-5 Days Bones-30 Days & Naik Aamal Forever So Do As Many As

If i would know that im gonna

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow, I’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour

Few will have the greatness to bend

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in

Can i say love you 2day

Can i say i love you 2day? If not, can i ask you again 2mrw? and the day after that? coz i’ll be loving

I can 4 get a home place

I can 4 get a home I can 4 get a place I can 4 get a name I can 4 get a game

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. So,…..Respect

Expression of the face can be seen

Expression of the face can be seen by everyone but the depression of heart can only understood by the Best Friend. Do not lose

Tip of the day always keep ur

Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic &

Trust is like a mirror once

Trust Is Like A Mirror Once You Break It You Can Never Look At It The Same Again…!!!

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

Dont try to have friend who can

Don’t Try To Have Friend Who Can Achieve Great Heights, Have A Friend Who Can Hold When You Fall From The Greatest height ..!!

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. so,…..Respect

Speak 5 lines to yourself every morning

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning: 1. I am the best. 2. I can do it. 3. God is always with me. 4.

L i f e isnt something

‘L i f e’ isn’t something You can ‘G o o g l e’ You have to Live through It And …Learn in the

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

I cant bear art that you can

I can’t bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

A winner can show you the way

A winner can show you the way to success, but a looser can make you aware of all ways for failure

Good relations do not need any promise

Good relations do not need any promise, terms or conditions It just needs to wonderful people 1 who can trust and 1 who can

are you

.-”-. Are You ¤( ‘.’ ) Waiting =(,,)(,,)= For my !!!!!!!!!! SMS ? Dont worry. How can I forget to say…! Salam! ~GØØD~ ~¤MØRNING¤~

Can i stay here in ur inbox

Can I Stay Here In Ur InbOx & Wait Till The End Of Ramzan So That I Can B The 1st Who Wish A

Cutest story ever kid mom

Cutest Story EVER : Kid: Mom I love You more than You Love Me Mom: How Can You Prove this my Son? … Kid:

Dont ask d person who loves some1

DOnt Ask D PersOn WhO LOves SOme1, But Ask D PersOn WhO Have LOst SOme1 They Only Can Feel D True L O v

Got any rivers you think are uncrossable

Got any rivers you think are uncrossable?? Got any mountains u cant tunnel through??? Well, If ALLAH Almighty can move u, from January to

Parents can only give good advice or

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

Fact 1u can not touch all your

fact 1u can not touch all your teeth with ur tongue after reading the fact 1 all fools try this fact 1 is false

Anyone can love rose but no one

Anyone can love Rose but no one Loves a leaf that adds beauty to it. Moral: Don’t love someone who is Beautiful, but love

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Can i help u

can i help u

Godll not give u a burden cant

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, Take it as

Know the true value of time

‘Know the true value of time; Snatch,Seize,and enjoy, every moment of it. No idleness,no delay,no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow, what you can

You can never plan the future by

You can never plan the future by the past. Edmund Burke

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do:-) Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. He

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Ambition helps you overcome potential obstacles that

Ambition helps you overcome potential obstacles that might get in the way. The stronger your ambition, the less any obstacle can deter you from

When its time to send holi wishes

When it’s time to send Holi wishes to loved ones people simply look for some good Holi festival SMS. Well, sending a Holi SMS

Widout crossing the worst situations no

Widout crossing the worst situations, No one can touch the best corners of life. So, Always taste worst situation for the best results…!

Parents can only give good advice or

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their