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A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

Having allah in ur heart doesnt mean

Having Allah in ur Heart Doesn’t Mean That u Will Not Face Any Storm, But It Mean’s That No Storm Can Sink ur Boat

I hate ego but love him

I Hate Ego But I Love Him… I Hate Liers… But I Love Him…. …………… I Hate Love.. But I Love Him…. I Hate

Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster

We wish u all the joys

We Wish U All The Joys, UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile, A Day Can Bring All The Blessing, Life Can U Fold..

Voice of heart love is the voice

Voice Of Heart Love is the voice of heart, it can never be broken but sometime it hurt very badly when the love is

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Can i say love you 2day

Can i say i love you 2day? If not, can i ask you again 2mrw? and the day after that? coz i’ll be loving

Were not too close in distance near

We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us

Optimism is the faith that leads to

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller

Dua ya allah hum tujh se

DUA ~*~ YA ALLAH hum tujh se manghte hain Aisy maafi jis k baad gunah na ho, Aisy hidayat jis k baad gumrahi na

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

A big pond full of water can

A Big Pond Full of Water can be Emptied by a Small Hole Similarly A Little Doubt / Disrespect / Ego / Anger can

I was a child whn 1stly prayed

i was a child whn i 1stly prayed tht ‘may i get magic stick,whch can gv me all i want,whch can make me hppy,i

A genius is person who can do

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100? -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

The greatest and the smallest light dark

The greatest and the smallest, light and dark, right and wrong – they all come together to form the miracle that is life, and

Amazing information dunya ka koi b

Amazing Information Dunya ka koi b shakhs computer main kisi file ya folder ka name ‘CON’ nahi rakh sakta. ISki waja microsoft ko b

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Can i stay here in ur inbox

Can I Stay Here In Ur InbOx & Wait Till The End Of Ramzan So That I Can B The 1st Who Wish A

I will battle when u face trouble

I will battle when u face trouble. I’m your own even if you left alone. I will try my best to help if you

When rocks block ur way mountains

When rOcks block Ur way & mountains makE d way difcult..Rmbr! A rock can b A steppng stone wyl A mountn gvs d most

we can save many relations if

*’* We Can Save Many Relations If We undestand a simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT, Thy are DIFFRENT.** ** ALI **

Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on the gate, He ‘PUTS’ his ‘HAND’ on the ‘WALL’

Tell the truth and tell it

Tell the Truth: And tell it with compassion. We often avoid telling the hard truth because we don’t want to upset anyone. We want

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

Have u done 2 of the most

Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2)

Little keys can open big locks simple

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole

The life is journey travel only once

The LIFE is journey, travel only once So Make TAUBA For Past SHUKAR For Present & DUA For The Future ‘DUA’ is power to

Press down if you miss me

Press down if you miss me . . . So U Miss Me . . . Ok You Can Stop . . . Still

Touchy qu0tes its n0t dat im

Touchy Qu0tes.. ¤ Its n0t dat im afraid 2 die, its dat if I die, who’ll luv u as I do..¤ L0vng u, was

In success and failure in sunshine rain

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself. Instead of feeling

Someone saidits hard to live alone its

Someone said,”It’s hard to live alone It’s harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you

Love is possible after friendship but

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love U know Y Bcoz medicines work B4 Death Later nothing can cure

Dear customer your sleeping time has been

Dear customer your sleeping time has been expired. Now you can not use bed any more. To subscribe again please wait for night So

Difference between friend wife u

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

Golden words when snake is alive eats

Golden Words When Snake Is Alive Snake Eats Ants. When Snake Dead, Ants Eat Snake. Time Can Turn At Any Time. Dont Neglect Anyone

I never saw so sweet a face

I never saw so sweet a face As that I stood before. My heart has left its dwelling place And can return no more.

Through fun and fears play tears we

Through fun and fears, play and tears, We help each other heal and grow. I prize our time–the days, the years, More than you

Fact 1u can not touch all your

fact 1u can not touch all your teeth with ur tongue after reading the fact 1 all fools try this fact 1 is false

As precious as u r to me

As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r

Thousands of languages around this world but

Thousands of languages around this world but “smile” can beat them all. Because “Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

Each day is an offering of love

Each day is an offering of love, a gift only God can deliver… and the way we use each shining hour is our gift

I need to know if ure my

I need to know if u’re my true friend, will u be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets

Deres no special reason for dis msg

Dere’s no Special reason for dis msg, I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can

Awesome quote only a few people

Awesome Quote: Only a few People can feel The Rain, Others just Get Wet… Much Awesome: Only a Few Lovers can Feel The pain

Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da

What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.” They only can feel da

I wanted to change the world but

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. Aldous Huxley

Edward says for this night could

Edward Says: For This Night, Could We Try To Forget Everything Besides …Just You N Me ? It Seems Like I Can Never Get

4 ways to bless ownself 1

‘4 WAYS TO BLESS OWNSELF’ 1: celebrate & enjoy evry gud moment, feelngs, exitmnts, by doing this ‘not only u create gud presnt bt

A little lamp can do what the

A little lamp can do what the big sun cannot do, it gives light at night, no one is superior by size, but by

Can miles truly separate you from friendsif

Can miles truly separate you from friends….If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?

Unbeatable thought ever take woteva you

UnBeatable Thought Ever: Take Woteva You Can Frm Your Life Bcuz .. Whn Life Starts Taking Frm You It Takes Even Your Last Breath

Smile for the ones you love a

Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways,

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

Life will never provide warranties guarnteesit

life will never provide warranties & Guarntees.It can only Provide possibilities & Opportunities.Its up to us 2 convert them in 2 success.. Have a

nice lines u can

:’ NICE LINES ‘: U can Live without the Person who says: ‘U R MINE’.. But U can NEVER Live without someone who says:

482 members can sit in a bus

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a

Your smile can be compared to a

Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity

Can i stay here in ur inbox

Can I Stay Here In Ur InbOx & Wait Till The End Of Ramzan So That I Can B The 1st Who Wish A

Shakspear said a boy a girl

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.” Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Morality cannot be legislated but behavior can

Morality cannot be legislated but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. Martin Luther

Omrigo osmilo maks th day bttr thats

;o)MÖRÑIÑG(o; ;o)SMILÉ(o; MakÉs ThÉ Day:-)’BÉTTÉR’:-) =That’s d Best Thing V Can Do 2 MakÉ LifÉ Éasy.. 🙂 |”V”|G(,’)(‘,)D L__M_(‘,’)RÑIÑG.

Ambition can be powerful helps a person

Ambition can be powerful. Ambition helps a person mobilize his resources. Ambition enables someone to face challenges and persist. Ambition prevents a person from

Nice line written on the gate of

Nice Line Written On The Gate Of A Graveyard : ‘This Place Is Full Of Those PEOPLE Who Thought That The World Can Not

Amazing facts fact1 you can not touch

…AMAZING FACTS Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Great words from shakespear im not

Great words from Shakespear: I’m Not ‘HANDSOME’ But I Can Give My ‘HAND’ To ‘SOME’ One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not

Sms of the day even solid

Sms of the day. Even Solid Thing Like IRON Becomes WEAK When it is HOT And People Can USE it As They Wish. So

F a m i l y

F. A. M. I. L. Y ‘is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, ‘because the letters in it means… ‘Father And Mother

Forget the times he walked by made

Forget The Times He Walked By, Forget The Times He Made You Cry, Forget The Times He Spoke Your Name, Remember Now Your Not

Interesting quaid azam ki life main

Interesting “Quaid Azam” Ki Life Main “3? Dates Sub Se Imprtnt Hain.. 1. Date Of Birth “25 Dec” 2. Date Of Death “11 Sept”

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Love can be blue like the

Love can be blue like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans the color of strength the color of perfect skies

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Excellent lines said by a friend

Excellent lines said by a friend ‘i have no words to explain my friendship…. becoz i have got an amazing person who can understand

A heart breaking isnt always as loud

A Heart Breaking Isn’t Always As Loud As A Bomb Exploding Sometimes It Can B As Quiet As A Feather Falling & The Most

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

I just love when morning gets here

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

A nation can never be finished by

A nation can never be finished by its people’s death, but it will be finshed when the youths forget their identity.

The day u fall in love with

The day U fall in love with someone U think is the happiest day of ur life But actually U become the weakest person

I cannot say whether things will get

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get

Lead you not into temptation can find

Lead you not into temptation; you can find it yourself *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

G00d m0rning u know ur one

*G00D M0RNING* U know ur one smile can kill 1000 s of…Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself… Good Morning ..Have a nice

I cant promise 2 solve all ur

i can’t promise 2 solve all ur pronlems but i can promise that i’ll never let u face them alone.

With the new iphone 5 you can

With The New Iphone 5, You Can Take Under Water Pictures. . . …. . . Once =P

Farman hazrat alias tum jo 1 gaali

Farman Hazrat ALI(A.S): ‘Tum Jo 1 GaaLi, Mazaq or Gussy my Dete Ho. Us Se Tumhari Qabar Me. 1 Bichoo BanTa He’ (4wd 2

Any1 can become angry that is easy

Any1 can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and 4 the right purpose

Within you right now is the power

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as you can

Medical research authority of us have found

Medical Research Authority of US have found new cancer in human being caused by Silver Nitro Oxide (SNO)… Whenever you buy Recharge Cards, don’t

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

A little lamp can do wht the

‘A little lamp can do wht the big sun can’t do, it gives light at night, No one is superior by size, but by

You can never plan the future by

You can never plan the future by the past. Edmund Burke

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Love can be green peaceful and serene

Love can be green peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a

A philospher sys 100 words of a

A Philospher sys ‘100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain, But a Tru Frnd’s Silence can give 100 tears in

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree

‘Loveless Life is Like A Fruitless Tree But Friendless Life is Like A Rootless Tree, Tree can live without Fruit but not without ROOT

No change of circumstances can repair a

No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character. Ralph Waldo

I dont know how to make things

I Don’t Know How To Make Things Better Between Us I Can Start By Saying I’m Sorry I Really Am:(

I try to be best friend beeee

I try to be best friend I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right

He apologizes to god in his mind

He apologizes to God in his mind, Sorry God, I’m stealing an angel. He can see Heaven in her eyes. It takes away all

Boyi wanna do usa girlwe can go

Boy:I wanna do USA! Girl:We Can go to USA But what do u mean By Doing USA?????????? Boy:Under Skirt Adventure

I wish im a stone so

i wish im a stone.. so when d tym comes dat dey want me out of deir lyf dey can throw me as far

A successful man is one who can

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Why you chose this particular time to

Why you chose this particular time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;

The most important thing a father can

‘The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.’

When you feel that someone is taking

When you feel that Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend’s Heart… Never Say I’ll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend, Rather

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

You can have 10 brothers 100

You can Have 10 Brothers You can Have 100 Friends You can Have 1000 Lovers But You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is

Broken hearts are never healed they haunt

Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make

Smil r like birds they fly from

smil r like birds: they fly from face to face: may ur lips give them a better nest, so that they can stay there

R e m b just one

R E M E M B E R Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart, N You Need

Smile cant add years to lie but

Smile can’t add Years To lie… But,,,, can Add Life to Years……

The shortest distance between a problem and

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah

Only the extremely ignorant or intelligent can

Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change. Socrates

Whether you think can or whether cant

Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.

How can u smle without i

How can u ‘SM_LE’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘F_NE’ without ‘I’? How can u ‘W_SH’ Without ‘I’? How can u be ‘FR_END’

Beauty is an ecstasy it as simple

Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume

The taste of water can be enjoyed

“The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!” Same way, “The Love of a Persons will be known when we

When i was walking alonei wishedthati can

When i was Walking ‘Alone’,i Wished,thati can Reachthe End of the Road.But,when youJoined ‘Me’,i wish,that,the Road Never Ends…! @

Never make a bit of gap between

Never make a bit of gap between the dear ones! because you can never bear the pain when the gap is filled by someone

Quote there is no fear in l0ve

Quote: There is no fear in l0vE, If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern. =l0vE is n0t what

Greetings are music but i cant give

Greetings are music but I can’t give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my

When you feel sad and betrayed who

When you feel sad and betrayed Who can you count on every single day? When you feel lost and alone Who will be there

Truely awesome quote dont love

Truely Awesome Quote ..:) Dont LOVE The Person Who Enjoys’ With U..! Love The Person Who Really Suffers’ Without U..!! BCOZ…. The Pain Of

Have u done 2 of the most

Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2)

I dont know quite how to

I Don’t Know Quite How To Make Things Better Between Us I Can Start By Saying I’m Sorry I Really Am ..I Don’t Know

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. So,…..Respect

Best catching line you look

Best Catching Line … You Look Almost PERFECT … …The Only Thing I Can See That’s Wrong Is Your LIPS … They Are Not

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will

Can u read fast in english

Can u read fast in english ! My A my They my They they my A my they na my. They they na my

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,