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Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell.. ‘Hi,what r u doing Darling?’ Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types ‘Sweet Heart, how can

I cant promise 2 solve all ur

i can’t promise 2 solve all ur pronlems but i can promise that i’ll never let u face them alone.

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a clerk in a hotel He kises hr fngrs & asks Wat can I do 4U?Girl:jst tel d

You know that place between sleep and

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where

I love to walk in rain so

‘I love to walk in rain so that no one can see that i’m crying!’ ye purana wala tha. . ‘i love to walk

Memories r treasured no1 can steal

Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone but i’ll remember u no matter

There is always a reason 4 everything

There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can?t find

To the khas frnd in my heart

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart. Sub-i miss u lot. Oye, I beg 2say dat,I m alone just having ur memories,So kindly Miss

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

Guess what is the thing which

Guess what is the thing which we can never give with out getting one back…Its a hug

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share

You cant teach what u dont know

You can’t teach what u don’t know, You can’t give what u don’t have, You can’t forgive what u can’t forget, But…. You can

A small dot can stop a big

A small dot can stop a big sentence.! But few more dots can give continuity..! Amazing but true ‘every ending can B a new

Challenge for you 4444 20

Challenge For You !! 4_4_4_4 = 20 Put Mathematical Signs Between Them And Prove Above Equation, if You Can. & Reply Me….!.!.!

Are you hungry neva mind i have

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The

Ow can yousmi le withouti how you

ow Can You’SMI-LE’ Without’I’..? . How Can You be ‘F-NE’ without ‘I’..? . How can you ‘W-SH’ without ‘I’..? . How can you be

The greatest gift u can give to

The greatest gift u can give to some one is ur time. when u give ur time to some one u r giving them

Friends can u send me poetry sms

FRIENDS CAN U SEND ME POETRY SMS ON MY CELL NUMBER PLZ IF U NOT MIND AS FRIENDLY

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

When u feel r alone in a

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected

You can live without a person who

YoU can Live without a person who sAys……!!! . . . . . ‘U R MINE’ but u can never live without a person

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Ans these question if anyone of is

Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent. Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes, How much time it’ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Things which live after death heart 10

Things Which Live After Death? Heart-10 Min Brain-20 Min Eyes-4 Hrs Skin-5 Days Bones-30 Days & Naik Aamal Forever So Do As Many As

Quote there is no fear in l0ve

Quote: There is no fear in l0vE, If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern. =l0vE is n0t what

If a problm can b solved no

If a problm can b SOLVED, no need to worry about it.. . . . If a prblm cannot b SOLVED… What is d

A world community can only exist with

A world community can only exist with world communication, which means something more than extensive software facilities scattered about he globe. It means common

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that’. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Look outside see the trees watch flowers

Look Outside, see the trees Watch the flowers in the breeze Things won’t be like this in a year or two If polluting is

Love for all love for humanity just

Love for all, LOVE FOR HUMANITY. Just think and do good for all the people who are suffering one way or the other regardless

Never ask for a hug just take

Never ask for a hug just take it. Never ask Do U Love me Say I Love U. Never ask can u help me

Amazing info did you know dat

*Amazing Info* ‘Did you know dat d sentence dat you can say widout moving ur lips is: *LA ILAHA ILLALLAH* & d wisdom behind

I cant promise to solve your all

I can’t promise to solve your all problems but I can promise that You would not have to face them alone… ‘Happy Friendship Day’

When you hug me it makes me

When you hug me, it makes me forget the world outside. I feel so special and so loved. No one in this world can

Every night when i look at the

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes

When relationshp is weak thank yous sorrys

When Relationshp is weak, Thank Yous, Sorrys, Welcums, Gud Byes, No Probs… are small words that make BIG difference! ‘But when Relationships are Strong,….

Can any one give the answer of

Can any one give the answer of this question… .. . If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off??? Meeesni ne

When v r angry can change

When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time But Later It Hurts

Cute style of proposing boy can

Cute style of proposing: Boy: can I take a photo? Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their Mom looked when

Not everything that is faced can be

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced. James Arthur Baldwin

Normal lover boy jaan can i

NORMAL LOVER BOY: “Jaan can I touch your b__bs? Girl: “Rascal!” COOL LOVER BOY: “Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?” Girl:”So Sweet” “Think Different,

Be ready you can not skip being

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don’t just lock your self up on the day and Holi hard.

I can 4 get a home place

I can 4 get a home I can 4 get a place I can 4 get a name I can 4 get a game

Just go to hell yes you u

Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

The life is journey travel only once

The LIFE is journey, travel only once So Make TAUBA For Past SHUKAR For Present & DUA For The Future ‘DUA’ is power to

Theres nothing rajni can do when

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do When you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult. There is nothing like recession, its

I hope we can laugh and cry

I hope we can laugh and cry, Never to have a reason why, I pray God will create a rainbow in our sky. So

Husband messages to wife on cell

Husband messages to wife on cell Hi, what are you doing darling??? … Wife-i am dying…!! Husband: Jumps with joy but types ‘sweet heart,

Not every flower can represent love but

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can

An escalator can never break it only

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily

In an exam children were given to

In an exam, children were given to write an esay on mother. A cute child wrote: ‘combination of million words frm 26 alphabets can

The plus symbol is made with a

The Plus Symbol is made with a Pair of Minus Symbols… All Negative things can be Shaped as Positive… So Just be Positive in

Saying gudnite is not just putting an

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

G00d m0rning u know ur one

*G00D M0RNING* U know ur one smile can kill 1000 s of…Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself… Good Morning ..Have a nice

The small moon can eclipse the great

The small moon can eclipse the great sun. You too can do great if you set yourself in the right place at right time

When friendships undergo a test its often

When friendships undergo a test It’s often found old friends are best; The sampler on the parlour wall Has these few lines which say

Find people at the workplace who like

Find people at the workplace who like you don’t appreciate the workplace drama. They can be your outlet and help you cope with the

Our parents are blessing of allah almighty

Our Parents are blessing of Allah almighty for us and the a person can identify the blessing only when deprived of his parents.

I am not sure what life could

i am not sure what life could bring… I am not sure if dreams comes true… I am not sure what lov can do…

I dont think anything is unrealistic if

I don’t think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. Richard L. Evans

Morning smile makes the day

MORNING SMILE makes the day (=( ;_; )=) B”E”T”T”E”R that the best thing (;_;) we can do (;_;) (;_;) to make (;_;) life easy

Life is 4 livin i live u

Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.

As precious as u r to me

As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r

A lion was getting married at

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, ‘All the best my brother…. good luck…..’

I truly believe that individuals can make

I truly believe that individuals can make a difference in society. Since periods of change such as the present one come so rarely in

Pure lips sweet seals in my soft

‘Pure lips, sweet seals in my soft lips imprinted, What bargains may I make, still to be sealing? To sell myself I can be

When we can begin to take our

When we can begin to take our failure non-seriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance

I dont know how to make things

I Don’t Know How To Make Things Better Between Us I Can Start By Saying I’m Sorry I Really Am:(

Luck is not in ur hands but

Luck is not in Ur hands But work is in Ur hands. Ur work can make luck But Luck can’t make Ur work. So

If friends were flowers i would not

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so

U can impres any1 by ur

U can impres any1 by ur talent style smartnes attitude agar fir b koi impres na ho to kehna im Umar’s frnd. OYE, duniya

When u feel r alone in the

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others,

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

Two people can damage a society

‘Two People Can Damage a Society:’ One Who Knows And Doesn’t Talk.. Other, Who Doesn’t Know And Talks.

I need u like a flower needs

I need u like a flower needs the rain I need u for u can wash away my oain I need u more each

You can find the true joy of

You can find the true joy of giving reflected in the eyes of the recipient Robert H. Connelly

Love is out there and not easy

Love is out there and not easy to find Because we all know that love is blind Love hurts and causes emotional pain Sometimes

Wah wah kya baat hai laahjuwab dil

Wah Wah… Kya baat hai… Laahjuwab, Dil khush kar diita doston. jiyo hazaron saal aur ek din 24 ghante ka hou… God bless 2

I hate ego but love her

I Hate Ego But I Love Her… I Hate Liers… But I Love Her…. … I Hate Love.. .But I Love Her…. I Hate

I know they say there are a

I know they say there are a million stars and a million dreams, but how come I only see one star! and only one

We used pencil when we were small

‘We used pencil when we were small but now we use pens/ball pen. Do u know why.? Bcz mistakes in childhood can be erased

Press down if you miss me

Press down if you miss me . . . So U Miss Me . . . Ok You Can Stop . . . Still

How can u be nce without i

How Can U Be N_CE Without I ? Can U SM_LE Without I? Make a W_SH Without I? How Can U L_VE Without I?

How can you have charisma be more

How can you have charisma? Be more concerned about making others feel good about themselves than you are making them feel good about you.

Tears can sometimes be more special than

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we

Your smile can be compared to a

Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity

May you have all the joy your

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold,May you

The worth of a book is to

The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it. Anonymous

Broccoli i m not happy with my

Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I look like a brain 🙁 Mushroom: that’s not too

First it is taken away from me

First It Is Taken Away from Me And now I am home again. I can sit out in my pyjama bottoms, two cats sprawled

A nation can never be finished by

A nation can never be finished by its people’s death, but it will be finshed when the youths forget their identity.

How can u tell the rain not

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?

Friendship is to be purchased only by

Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by

A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone Sharing His Salary AND A Mother-In-Law …AND A Daughter-In-Law

God grant me the serenity to accept

GOD, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to

Life will never provide warranties guarnteesit

life will never provide warranties & Guarntees.It can only Provide possibilities & Opportunities.Its up to us 2 convert them in 2 success.. Have a

Saying goodnight is not just putting an

Saying GoodNight is not just putting an end to a day. Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2

To believe in something to yet proved

To believe in something to yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future

Height of positive attitude ill not say

Height Of Positive Attitude I’ll Not Say I Failed 1000 Times I’ll Say That I Discovered 1000 Ways That Can Cause Failure!! Thomas Edison

Know the true value of time snatch

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till

F a m i l y

F. A. M. I. L. Y ‘is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, ‘because the letters in it means… ‘Father And Mother

Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’ …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr:

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

A prayer can go where i cannot

A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being There. I may be miles away but

Sms of the day even solid

Sms of the day. Even Solid Thing Like IRON Becomes WEAK When it is HOT And People Can USE it As They Wish. So

In this world man is a target

In this world, man is a target of death, an easy prey to calamities, here every morsel and every draught is liable to choke

I see it in your eyes face

I see it in your eyes I see it in your face I ask myself is it really there? I ask you and you

Just one moment can change everythingluv without

JUST ONE MOMENT…… CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING;LUV WITHOUT CONDITION,TALK WITHOUT INTENSION,GIVE WITHOUT REASON AND CARE WITHOUT EXPECTATION.

The shortest distance between a problem and

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah

Iq test three cats kill three

I.Q Test Three cats kill three m0use in 3 minutes, then 100 cats will kill 100 m0use in hOw many minutes? Quick reply Only

The two dangerous weapons in the world

The two dangerous weapons in the world: a) A girl’s smile. & b) A girl’s tear. Both can make a boy to do anything..!!!

The way you avoid everything which can

The way you avoid everything which can harm your body similarly protect yourself from sin because it harms your eman/faith.

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

Allah almighty welcome to the great

Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a specialist in all problems And His day is never

Ths msg has no fat cholesterol n

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never

I have many friend best but i

I have many friend I have many best friend but i still i have this empity void i can’t help but think will it

Tip of the day always keep ur

Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic &

beautiful words when snake is

.. Beautiful Words.. ‘When Snake is alive,Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.’ MORAL: Time can turn at any time,dont neglect

Today between him and me there is

Today between him and me there is no third. There can be contact with a slight movement of the hand. But how many seasons

The world s saddest saying said by

the world s saddest saying said by the world s funniest person charlie chaplin i love to walk in rain becoz no one can

Our beloved prophet muhammad saww was born

Our beloved prophet MUHAMMAD (SAWW) was born on 22/April/571 at 4:45am. Total No. Of days of his life: 22330 days (63yrs 4days). No. of

The art of war is simple enough

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as

No distance of place or lapse time

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth.

Boy i can kiss u without toching

Boy: I can Kiss u without toching u Girl:U can’t Boy:Laggi 20 ,20 Rs. Ki shart? Girl:OK Boy kissed her Girl:U touched me Boy:rola

As you celebrate this holy occasion are

As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill ur

You can choose to be happy or

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make

A beautiful girl cant gv u a

A beautiful girl cant gv u a beautiful future,Bt a butiful future can gv u a butiful girl.So bright ur future.

Thousands of languages around this world

Thousands of languages around this world But SMILE can beat them all Bcoz ‘SMILE’ is the Language even a BABY can UNDERSTAND! So keep

What starts the process really are laughs

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a kid. If your anger is deep enough and strong

5 jaga hansna 25 martaba zina k

5 jaga hansna 25 martaba ZINA k brabar he 1- Qabron k darmyan 2- janaze k peche 3-ulma ki majlis me 4-Tilawat e Quran

Lifes most deepest feelings are often expressd

Life’s most deepest feelings are often expressd in silence. And the one who can read volumes from your silence is your true companion. Good

Never idealize others they will never live

“Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don’t over-analyse your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing “Never idealize others. They