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Height of confidnce on ur luv grl

Height of confidnce on ur luv Grl: do u luv me boy: yes grl: prove it Jump down 4rm da roof. Boy walked up

Great thought i w0nt be impressed

…*Great thought: I w0n’t be impressed with techn0logy until I can download a pizza…23*

The kiss there are all sorts of

The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of

Did you ever think like this

Did you ever think like this??? Do you know? a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain. … But at

I can calculate every thing even the

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light but can not calculate the hate of the people behind their smile… (Albert Einstien)

Ans these question if anyone of is

Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent. Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes, How much time it’ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Every tomorrow has two handles we can

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.

Smile for the ones you love a

Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways,

U can get her love in the

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. so,…..Respect

Man is a history making creature who can

Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.

We generate our own environment get exactly

We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent a life we’ve created ourselves? Who’s to blame, who’s

You can find the true joy of

You can find the true joy of giving reflected in the eyes of the recipient Robert H. Connelly

Omrigo osmilo maks th day bttr thats

;o)MÖRÑIÑG(o; ;o)SMILÉ(o; MakÉs ThÉ Day:-)’BÉTTÉR’:-) =That’s d Best Thing V Can Do 2 MakÉ LifÉ Éasy.. 🙂 |”V”|G(,’)(‘,)D L__M_(‘,’)RÑIÑG.

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

So many times you have seen me

So Many times you have seen me laugh , and smile, but have you ever stopped and wondered is it Real?? Can you not

Through fun and fears play tears we

Through fun and fears, play and tears, We help each other heal and grow. I prize our time–the days, the years, More than you

Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman

Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a calendar and said ‘In this, a week has 7

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Treasured friend im glad i found you

Treasured friend, I’m glad I found you; Our friendship is a gift we share. I can be myself around you, Safe in your love

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Keep a very firm grasp on reality

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. Adolf Hitler

Friends are like a head of hair

?Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

The greatest mistake you can make in

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Do u know whats a b c

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess

Try to be best friend i beeee

try to be best friend I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to

A mothers love mothers love is

A Mother’s Love A mother’s love Is always true It’s all you need To get you through A mother’s love Can seem like hate

Three friends goto a resturent eat food

three friends goto a resturent eat food waiter serve the bill= 75 all friends contributed rps 25,25,25=75 waiter take the bill and goto their

Hearts could only luv 4 a while

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but

You can choose to be happy or

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make

Look outside see the trees watch flowers

Look Outside, see the trees Watch the flowers in the breeze Things won’t be like this in a year or two If polluting is

A true friendship is one in which

A true friendship is one in which everything can be told, and nothing will be judged.

Only those who dare to fail greatly

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. Robert Francis Kened

With the help of reiki healing you

With the help of Reiki Healing you can reduce 2 to 4 inches fat/bulk around your body only in 15 mint session. Contact:Hakeem Jalees

My lips and the heartily whispers of

My lips and the heartily whispers of Ali Ya Ali, how can I simply condone? When my clay and molding stands to tribute My

A british asked a sheikh why its

A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not permissable in Islam for women to shake hands wid men??’ Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with

I loved it when my fingers were

I loved it when my fingers were entangled with yours, and my head was on your chest, listening to your heartbeat. It made me

Friendship is genuine when two friends can

*Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.*

A boy wuz walkin in rain

A boy wuz walkin in rain . A girl came wid umbrella & said, ‘Hello, u can share my umbrella’ Boy ‘thanx, sister. I’m

If it turns out that there is

If it turns out that there is a GOD, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

Forget the times he walked by made

Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not

Your smile can be compared to a

Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Girl in train can i sit here

Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can i take some water.? . Boy: My pleasure .

Isnt it sad dat whn u hav

isnt it sad dat whn u hav so much pain n ur heart its so hard 2 live alone, its hard to choose sum1

A morning prayer lord let me

A Morning Prayer: ‘Lord, Let me use my heart 2 see, 2 realize what friends can b. Make no judgments from afar, but love

Hundred words of an enemy can never

Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Give PainBt A True Friend’s Silence Can Give Hundred Tears in HeartSo Hamesha Bak-Bak Karte Rahen Sakøon

O son of adam whatever you earn

O? son of Adam, whatever you earn beyond your basic needs, you will only be a trustee for someone else to use it Obstinacy

My smile doesnt always mean im happy

My smile doesn’t always mean ‘I’m happy’. Sometimes it means ‘I can manage’, but sometimes it just means ‘I’m tired of crying’.

No one understands the silence between my

No one understands the silence between my words, No one understands the sadness behind my smile, No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine,

A good heart and natureare two different

A Good Heart And A Good NatureAre Two Different Isues, A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,Bt A Gud NaturCan win many gud hearts.

Widout crossing the worst situations no

Widout crossing the worst situations, No one can touch the best corners of life. So, Always taste worst situation for the best results…!

Never idealize others they will never live

“Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don’t over-analyse your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing “Never idealize others. They

I want to be happy because shes

I want to be happy because she’s happy…but how can I be happy knowing that I’m not the one who’s making her smile?

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

The day soldiers stop bringing you their

The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can

You can live without a person who

YoU can Live without a person who sAys……!!! . . . . . ‘U R MINE’ but u can never live without a person

We wish u all the joys

We Wish U All The Joys, UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile, A Day Can Bring All The Blessing, Life Can U Fold..

4 ways to bless ownself 1

‘4 WAYS TO BLESS OWNSELF’ 1: celebrate & enjoy evry gud moment, feelngs, exitmnts, by doing this ‘not only u create gud presnt bt

Math teacher to sardar how can u

Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ? sardar juice bana ke

If you press me to say why

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

If someone steps on your foot

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks: ‘Did I Hurt You . . .?’ Step On That person’s foot harder & Ask: Can

Everyone can love rose bt no one

Everyone can love rose bt no one loves a leaf that add beauty to it. so don’t love someone who is beautiful bt love

Youll know that you miss someone very

You’ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Everything has a time and place over

Everything Has A Time And Place Over Time Things Must Change And Like A River Life Goes On I Used To Say Love Was

I believe that everything happens 4 a

i believe that everything happens 4 a reason. People change so that u can learn 2 let go…Things go wrong so dat u appreciate

You know that place between sleep and

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where

Good behaviour can cover the lack of

Good behaviour can cover the lack of beauti But beauti can never cover the lack of good behaviour So keep ur behaviour at the

Voice of heart love is the voice

Voice Of Heart Love is the voice of heart, it can never be broken but sometime it hurt very badly when the love is

Da height of pain in life iz

Da height of pain in life iz 2 sit near da person u love d mst, knowing dat da person can neve b urs

U can impres any1 by ur

U can impres any1 by ur talent style smartnes attitude agar fir b koi impres na ho to kehna im Umar’s frnd. OYE, duniya

I want to be able give you

I want to be able to give you the strength to keep going. Link arms with me, Let’s move on, As one living, breathing,

Love is possible after friendship but

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love U know Y? Bcoz medicines work B4 Death Later nothing can cure

William shakespeare said you can win life

William Shakespeare said “You can win life by all means, if you simply avoid two things, Comparing & Expectation..” enjoy life!

Time makes us 4get sum pepl

Time makes us 4get sum Pepl, Bt there r sum pepel who make us 4get Time! Dis msg is dedicated to 1 such person

Do you think anyone will give a

Do you think anyone will give you a good job when ur 50years old? Can you join the army at 40 years of age?

I trust you is a better compliment

‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can

Ali and mustafa are a single part

Ali and Mustafa are a single part, How can then one tear open this bond Would then, not the Prophet shun away from you

U r so sweet i can say

U R So Sweet I Can Say.. Friendship’s Loan I Can’t Pay.. This Is My Pray Be Happy Always.. And With Heart & Soul..

A d i c t o n

A D D I C T I O N A Boy N Girl On Date ! Boy: I Can Do Anything …For U Girl:

Art can only be truly art by

Art can only be truly art by presenting an adequate outward symbol of some fact in the interior life. Margaret Fuller

He who risks and fails can be

He who risks and fails can be forgiven. He who never risks and never fails is a failure in his whole being. Paul Tillich

We love our self even after making

We love our self even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So

Interesting quaid azam ki life main 3

Interesting “Quaid Azam” Ki Life Main “3? Dates Sub Se Imprtnt Hain.. 1. Date Of Birth “25 Dec” 2. Date Of Death “11 Sept”

The best relation ever is bw 2

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes ‘They blink together’ ‘Move together’ ‘Cry together’ ‘See together’ & ‘sleep together’ STILL ‘They never c

I will battle when u face trouble

I will battle when u face trouble. I’m your own even if you left alone. I will try my best to help if you

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success. Oscar Wilde

Boy marry me girl do you

Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy: No.. …Girl:

Can u read fast in english

Can u read fast in english ! My A my They my They they my A my they na my. They they na my

Gods blessing may come as a surprise

God’s blessing may come as a surprise, & how much you recieve depends on how much ur heart can believe.may u be blessed beyond

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

The roots of true achievement lie in

The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. Harold Taylor

American can u swim pathan no

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the

Dont be dismayed at good byes a farewell

Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

I can see you in my hands

I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart.

God wanted to make a human full

GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A ‘Mother’ A Person Full Of Support And Encouragment So He Made

Boyi can kiss u with out touching

Boy:I can kiss u with out touching U Girl: U can’t . Boy: Lagi Lagi 20 20 Rs. ki Shart? Girl: ok Boy kissed

Failure should be our teacher not undertaker

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

Golden words when snake is alive eats

Golden Words When Snake Is Alive Snake Eats Ants. When Snake Dead, Ants Eat Snake. Time Can Turn At Any Time. Dont Neglect Anyone

If u had 2 pick some1 from

If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

We are cheaters b t don cheat

We are cheaters, b t don t cheat manners. We hate study, b t Love teachers. We flirt with flirters, b t love lovers.

Tounge has no bones but it can

‘Tounge has no bones, but it can break a heart & also it can be a pillar of strength to a broken heart’. .

dont let what you cannot do

? Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Best catching line you look

Best Catching Line … You Look Almost PERFECT … …The Only Thing I Can See That’s Wrong Is Your LIPS … They Are Not

Cute lines by a child 2 his

Cute lines by a child 2 his mother Mom u know what I love u more than u love me Mom-: How can u

My luv 4 u is a desease

My luv 4 u is a desease which can not care by any doctor except u. I luv u so much. MY CELL NO.

Ambition can be powerful helps a person

Ambition can be powerful. Ambition helps a person mobilize his resources. Ambition enables someone to face challenges and persist. Ambition prevents a person from

Hello any baba ka kaam hogya visa

hello any. baba ka kaam hogya visa ka aaj inshAllah baba will start job on Sunday. tim is getting fatter every second. let us

News at bbc which is good

News at BBC which is ‘GOOD NEWS’ The bycott made by Muslims against facebook last 2 dayz, their losses are reached to 2 billion

Any fool can criticize condemn and complain

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.

More than a catbird hates cat

More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That’s how much I

Just go to hell yes you u

Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

Can any one give the answer of

Can any one give the answer of this question… .. . If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off??? Meeesni ne

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

How can u identify a sardar in

How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . . think? very simple . . . . just see

Doctor i can t stop behaving like

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy

Truly great madness can not be achieved

Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence. Henrik Tikkanen

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is

I see it in your eyes face

I see it in your eyes I see it in your face I ask myself is it really there? I ask you and you

If i read a book and it

If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know that is poetry.

I believe that you control your destiny

I believe that you control your destiny, that you can be what you want to be. You can also stop and say, No, I

Lose your eyes close relax body

lose your Eyes, Close your Eyes, Relax your Body, And stop your Breathing as long as you can… NOW BREATH…… I Miss you as

Evrythng has its replacement pain 2 reliefe sad 2 happy cry 2 smile

Evrythng has its replacement Pain-2-Reliefe sad-2-Happy Cry-2-Smile Fail-2-Pass Hot-2-Cold Hate-2-love but nothing can be replaced with -YoU-