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A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him ‘Hello , U Can Share

How did it happen that their lips

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that

Your soul came back from dreamland re united

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.

Across the gateway of my heart i

Across the gateway of my heart I wrote No Thoroughfare But Love came laughing by and cried, I enter everywhere.

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Where sunless rivers weep their waves in2

Where sunless rivers weep Their waves in2 da deep She sleeps a charmed sleep: Awake her not. Led by a single star She came

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

U fastedu prayed been good 4 a

U fasted,u prayed, U been good 4 a whole 30 days. So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign, Out came the moon 2

A nice line by a broken heart

A nice line by a broken heart….., ‘Please don’t came one more time infront of me……,otherwise I will trust you again….,’

So many time i thought id never

So Many Time I Thought I’d Never Find Sum1 To Love Me d Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

O what a sight it was wistly

O what a sight it was wistly to view How she came stealing to the wayward boy! To note the fighting conflict of her

So many tym i thought id nvr

So Many Tym I Thought I’d Nvr Find Sum1 To Luv Me d Way I Needed 2 B Luvd Thn U Came In My

And i love that you are the

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not

My heart heart was broken in

My Heart My heart was broken in so many pieces, That I was sure, It would not beat again. You came and your love

I came across a lot of people

I came across a lot of people in my life, it seemed like they all cared about me, but now when I look back,

A sailor was stuck in an island

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was d only survivor. He made a hut 4 his sheltr. Day n nite,he was

She came i ignored her

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she began to Speak.. I didn’t Listen, she sp0ke 1

Cutest romance a boy a

Cutest romance. A boy & a girl of nursery class kissing by lips. Sudnly teacher came. Whats happening? Mish ishne meli toffi kha li

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:

Two devils came in 2 my dreams

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We

Ladies were fighting for the seat in

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

Principal why are you late all your

Principal: Why are you late?…. All your Classmates came to class in time…..! Student: ‘jhund me kutte ate hain sir ….! Sher to Akela

The lord came to earth with a

The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

Your soul came back from dreamland re united

Your soul came back Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its

Jeeto i didnt know you smoked when

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette but in

Cool attitude teacher y r u

Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time? Student like me : ‘Jhund Me Kutte Ate

I try 2 take d pain away

i try 2 take d pain away by findin sum1 new, bt dn i came 2 realyz no1 cmpares 2u &evn f i luk

Lady to inspector santa my husband went

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet! Santa: Why don’t u cook something

Once upon a time in film there

Once upon a time In a film there came a strange situation Hero Loves heroine But heroine loves Villan But Villan loves heros Sister

Postman knockd the door a kid

Postman knockd the door. A Kid came wid cigrete in Mouth n Beer in hand. POSTMAN: Papa hain? KID: Abay Dhakkan, Mujhe dekh ke

I have been afraid of the dark

I have been afraid of the dark until you came.. you are my light and you protect me from the dark.. if you leave

So many tym i thought id

So Many Tym I Thought I’d Nvr Find Sum1 To Luv Me D Way I Needed 2 B Luvd Thn U Came In My

2 friends saw a lion 1st climb

2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His Breath LiOn Came 2 Him & Said, ‘Na PUttar

A young girl after her honeymoon came

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70

Bisti m0ments 1when u r too

Bisti m0ments. 1.when u r too xcited n operatr says ‘ur acount balnc is insufficient’ 2.when u t0ok 1h0ur to scrub your face and

Hazrat abu hurairah radiallaho taala anhu narrated

Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho ta’ala anhu narrated that a Bedouin came to Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam and said, ‘Show me an action that

After all those years in school

After all those years in school, I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for. Jxt to make the winky

Of all the smiles u received today

Of all the smiles u received today, there was a smile u didnt see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the

My life is a story written by

My Life is a Story Written By God . I don’t Know exactly how my friends came in to my story, But i hope

A jao na plz tum bhi a

A jao na plz tum bhi a jao na ammi bhi hain abu bhi hain bus tumhari kami hai jaan i love u jaan

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

Our eid has come to bring us

Our Eid Has Come To Bring Us Peace To Bring Us Love To Charish Our Life It Is The Time We Muslims Came Together

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The

Mr bean went to the guiness books

Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number 1 Comedian.. He Came Out Angrily Shouting.. Who’s ”Altaf

Once the king of saudia arebia came

Once the king of saudia arebia came in Pakistan Bhutto carry him on the mizar of sehwan shareef And Request him to salam. The

One day dream asked life when will

ONE day DREAM asked LIFE: When will we all come true..? LIFE smiled&replied-NEVER! COZ THE day all of u came true, I will lose

A man jumped into the water

..*A man jumped into the water & didn’t came out anthor man jumped in to water & didn’t came out… . . . A

One heartbreak two eyes crying three words

One Heartbreak, Two eyes crying, Three words never said again, Four hands that won’t be held, Five mornings before you changed, Six love poems:ripped

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Son was crying dad came and asked

Son Was Crying.. Dad Came And Asked… Why Are u Crying.. Tell me Im ur Frnd Na Son..Kuch Nai Yaar.Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li.. To

A boy was teaching maths to girl

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said Dis Is Called ‘Addition’ Girl Kissed Boy And

Boy was sitting in a park behind

Boy Was Sitting In A Park Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari Tehzeeb Hy ? ? … Boy:

When i was studying my m0m calling

…*When i was studying my m0m was calling me. but i didn’t responsed i was s0 deeply involved in studies but SHE called me

A british man came t0 an aalim

A British man came t0 an AALIM and asked:why is it not permissible in ISLAM f0r women t0 shake hands with a man?? The

Al quran yoon kaho ki hum

AL QUR’AN:- Yoon kaho ki, “hum iman laye ALLAH pr aur us par jho hamari taraf utara aur jho utara IBRAHIM aur ISMAIL aur

We are often indecisive when a beggar

We are often indecisive when a beggar knocks our car window v wonder whether he deserves or not ? I was always caught up

My heart cried loud and my words

My heart cried loud and my words could not rhyme.. My world was upside down as my love hurt me every time… You thought

Teacher y r u late all ur

TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND MAIN to KUTTEY ATY HAIN. SHER TO AKELA ATA

With everyday that passes i feel love

With everyday that passes i feel i love you more from the very day that we met, came that truly special sign that you

A boy wuz walkin in rain

A boy wuz walkin in rain . A girl came wid umbrella & said, ‘Hello, u can share my umbrella’ Boy ‘thanx, sister. I’m

A man came home late at night

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: ‘How Would You Feel If You Don’t See Me For Two

A father was watching fashi0n tv suddenly

A Father was watching Fashi0n TV, suddenly his younger Son came . , . . & Father diplomatically said:-‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hein, kapRe lene

One day dreams asked life when will

ONE day DREAMS asked LIFE: When will we all come true..??? LIFE smiled n replied: NEVER! because THE day all of you came true,

Show ur lovecare where it gets respect

Show ur LOVE&CARE where it gets RESPECT! Otherwise ur heart will be WOUNDED when u came 2knw there is NO MEANING OF UR LOVE

A doctor came to visit the patient

A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying, ‘Doc please save me, please save me!’. The patient

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Your soul came back from dreamland re united

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.

Eagle sitting on a tree doing nothing

Eagle sitting on a tree doing nothing! Rabit thought to do the same & Sat on Ground, A wolf came & ate it1 MORAL:

At this adonis smiles as in disdain

At this Adonis smiles as in disdain, That in each cheek appears a pretty dimple. Love made those hollows, if himself were slain, He

Once a storm came and fallen down

Once a storm came and fallen down all trees, but couldn’t apart a butterfly from a rose Nature asked whats magic behind ths Buterfly

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

Thank you poem i need

Thank You poem : I need to thank you as because until you came and led by the arm it wasn’t at my end

Owed to the spelling checker i

Owed to the Spelling Checker I have a spelling checker It came with my PC It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

Now i typed in desperation trying random

Now I typed in desperation Trying random combinations. Still there came the incantation ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore.’ There I sat, distraught, exhausted, By my own

Charge of the light brigade cannon

Charge of the Light Brigade Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon behind them Volleyed and thundered; Stormed at with

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

Frndship is not about whom u have

Frndship is not about whom u have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best….! It is about who came and

By following my heart i came to

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you

I was looking out the windows thinking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so

A baby mosquito came back after its

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad

When i came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn’t U wait till rain stopped.

He came to me last nite explored

He came to me last nite explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it wen satisfied he left… I waz hurt… Itz

For allah my heart went there where

For Allah, my heart went there Where I turn my face in Prayer . It’s a duty, this I know So to Makkah I

His enemies admired his teachings uniting every

His enemies admired his teachings, Uniting every religion, every clan. Till ISLAM came to every corner of the world, O, but indeed he was

When i came home in the rain

When I Came Home In The Rain, Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t Take An Umbrella? Sister Adviced: Why U Didn’t Wait Till Rain Stopped.

Txt msg hello ur mobile ssshhhhmy madam

txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Lovely as a snowflake drifting from the

Lovely as a snowflake Drifting from the blue God?s greatest blessing came to me In the form of yoU..

Lovely as a snowflake drifting from the

Lovely As A Snowflake Drifting From The Blue God’s Greatest Blessing Came To Me In The Form Of You..

A drunk phoned police to report that

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. ‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

Narrated aisha a woman from the

Narrated ‘Aisha: A woman from the tribe of Bani Asad was sitting with me and Allah’s Apostle (p.b.u.h) came to my house and said,

What is confidence 10 boys decided

‘What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… 9 boys came with roses.. 1 boy came with . . . ‘MOLVI’ This

Father watching fashion tv suddenly son came

Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came. Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy! Son: Is se b Gharib

A child never seen his hips once

A child never seen his hips. once his teacher beat him on his Hips, He came back home & saw his hips on mirror

A lady calls a sardar for repairing

A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell Sardar didn’t come for four days. Lady asks why you come after i repaired my

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

If u came 2 knw abt

if u came 2 knw abt If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction 1.My Marriage Ans: 2.My

Its been a rough dayi got up

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle

The greatest gift i ever had came

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came

What is confidence10 boys decided to propose

What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with ‘MOLVI’ This is confidence.

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

What came first the chicken or egg

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

U seem to be much careless nowdays

u seem to be much careless nowdays… alwayz leaving your things here and there, c what hav u done now u just came in

Someone wrote on the door of heart

Someone wrote on the door of Heart, ‘Please Do Not Enter’ Love came Smiling and said; ‘Sorry I Am Illiterate.’ 🙂

Wife came home with a goat husband

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

14 february was just another day for

14 February Was just another day for me… Then U came along… Now I know this is one more… special day… When I can

If u came my home and find

If u came my home and find me deep sleepng. Wat will u do? 1.Slap me. 2. Kiss on my chick. 3.Search my cell

So many time i thought id never

So Many Time I Thought I’d Never Find Sum1 To Love Me d Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My