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Jivy pakistan na koi dhanda kam

JIVY JIVY PAKISTAN Na koi dhanda Na koi kam Rishwat aam Trafic jam Muhabt kam Nafrat aam JIVY JIVY PAKISTAN Gareb kry kam Har

Maikady ko to ajab manzir dekha saqi

Maikady ko to ajab manzir dekha saQI, Unk hotey huye bolo peety hm sharab kesy!

Nahi hai agar bagal mein gadi baat

nahi hai agar bagal mein gadi baat nahi karegi tumse koi nari tu tension nahi lena simply bolo eco-friendly hai mere saiyan zindgi ek

Chadenge jab pyare rang ek meri dosti

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Mujhe abhi yeh sms apne ek dost

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon. Jinke Pass wo

Dil valo kya dekh rahe ho in

Dil valo kya dekh rahe ho in rahon men hadd-e-nazar tak ye virani sath chalegi sanate phir shaman ke aansu chaat rahe hain ye

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Kitni br bola hy ka theak raho

kitni br bola hy ka theak raho pr tmhy koi asr he ni hota fazul bata krti rahti hooo or jb ma kuch bolu

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

6 inch ka hy rang kala hy

6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B nahi Hy 250 larkiyo ne B lia hy Lena

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula paaoge ankahi baat ko samjho ge tau yaad aaunga hum ne khushiyon ki tarha dukh bhi ikhat.te

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI ‘BAITA JALDI SAY

Pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye

pasine pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho hamen sabr karane ko kah to rahe ho magar dekh

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Dua hy apki 1 achi c friend

Dua hy Apki 1 achi c friend ho Apko miss kre Mje kiss kre Apko pappi de Mjko japphi de Apse iqrar kre Mjse

Toffee chabai nahi jati to chocolate kha

Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo! Wah wah wah!! Larki phasai Nahi Jati To Baji Bana Liya Karo!! Ab bolo wah

Is dil ki aarzoo ko tarazoo me

Is dil ki aarzoo ko tarazoo me na tolo……!! Ye dil to masoom hai khamosh rehta hai………!! Tmhe mujhse mohabbat hai bolo ya na

Girle in mariage party xcuse mekia ap

Girle in mariage party: xcuse me!kia ap meray chahray se 1 cheez hta saktay hain Boy khush hotay howay, Han Han bolo kia? Girle:

Khwaab kitney ajeeb hotey hain in

Khwaab kitney ajeeb hotey hain, In main saaye qareeb hotey hain.. Neend se tum jaga kar sotey ho, Bolo kia aise habeeb hotey hain..

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

Whiteapny lover ka naam batao bluemeri koi

White:Apny Lover Ka Naam Batao BLUE:Meri Koi Khami Batao RED:Muje 1 Mint Call Kro Aur I Love U Bolo BLACK:Meri Tareef Me 3 Jumle

Chehre ki hansi se har gham ko

Chehre ki hansi se har gham ko chuapaoo, Bohat kuch bolo par kuch na bataoo, Khud na routho kabhi par sabko manaoo, YEh RAAZ

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Hamesha sach bolo takay tmhen qasam khanay

Hamesha sach bolo ta’kay tmhen qasam khanay ki zarurt na pary…

Jo tum bolo bikhar jayein chaho sanwar

Jo TUM Bolo Bikhar Jayein, Jo TUM Chaho Sanwar Jayein.. Magar Yoon Tootna Jurnaa Bohat Takleef Deta Hai

Ye kis shahnshah e bala ke amad hai

‘Ye kis SHAHNSHAH-e-BALA ke amad amad hai Bolo MARHABA.. bolo MARHABA….’ ‘ALLAH’s Love has No Limit ALLAH’s Grace has No Measure ALLAH’s Power has

Hello hello mera lelo kya salam

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Lrka apni girl friend se meri bachi

Lrka apni Girl Friend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Kamine Mujhe Perpose Kr raha

Itny chup kyoon ho rafeeqan e safar kuch to

Itny chup kyoon ho rafeeqan-e-safar kuch to kaho Dard se choor howye ho keh qaraar aaya hai Bhar geya hijr ka zahm ke ji

Bhala lagta hoon main sab ko mujhay

Bhala lagta hoon main sab ko Mujhay tum Achi Lagti Ho Jo hona hay woh ab ho Mujhay tum Achi Lagti Ho Kabhi kabhi

Jin logon k khayalaat ache hote hain

Jin logon k khayalaat ache hote hain wo kabhi b tanha nahi hote. Hamesha muskurao q k dunia hmesha muskrane walon ka sath deti

Hamesha sach bolo taki tumhe qasam khanay

HAMESHA SACH BOLO TAKI TUMHE QASAM KHANAY KI ZARORAT HI NAPARY *HAZARAT ALI,(KARAM ALLAH O AJMAEEN DIWANA MADINE PAK KA

Demagh he to jawab do nai

Demagh he to Jawab Do Nai To cal Ker K Sorry bolo Ap K Mamu Ki behan Ki Saas K Betay Ki Sas K

Aise shakhs ko dost rakho jo naiki

Aise Shakhs Ko Dost Rakho Jo Naiki Kar K Bhol Jy.‘Hazrat Abu Bakar R.A’ Maut Ko Hamesha Yad Rakho,Magar Maut Ki Arzo Kabi Na

Khatarnaak dosti boy reached home late

KHATARNAAK DOSTI : Boy reached home late. His father- ‘kaha tha tu?’ Son- ‘Friend ke gher tha.’ Father called his 10 friends. 4 answered:

Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may bolo, Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad, ‘LONG LIFE

Dost kon hota ha answer wo jo

Dost kon hota ha??? Answer: Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye Bewaja sir khaye Aap 1 bolo Wo 4 sunaye Kabhi sataye Kabhi rulaye

Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte

Girl: Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho? Boy: Bolo kIa karo? Girl: Mere liye chand la sakte ho? Boy: Phir kia ZamEen

Merey pass sey guzer gayais ney daikha

Merey Pass Sey Guzer Gaya,Is Ney Daikha Bhi Nahe Tum Chahat Ki Bat Kartey Ho Woh To Bolo Bhi Nahe Hum Bara Maan Kartey

Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar

Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah Piyar men “Judai” ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril friend Aap ko rakhe Bilkul apne chote bhai ki

Aik phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha

Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon. Ladki: bolo Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Main bewakoof hoonmain hoonare aahista bolo yahan

Main Bewakoof Hoon! Main Bewakoof Hoon! Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai, I Know U R Bewakoof, Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat

Kasa lagta ha khirkhi se barish

kasa lagta ha khirkhi se barish ki bonde takna apne ap ko in bondoon ki nazar kerna kasa lagta ha jb bijli zor se

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

Ay mery m0la sut b0mb da g0la

Ay mery m0la sut b0mb da g0la . . . . Na rawy b0ard da daftar na h0ay RESULT da r0la :);-) Ameen b0l

Vasl ka geet sunaty kyun ho hijar

Vasl ka geet sunaty kyun ho? Hijar ka dard chhupaty kyun ho? Baad mein neend jo qatal karo gay Pehle khuwab jagaty kyun ho?

Aik sardar k gahr chor aye uski

Aik sardar k gahr chor aye uski BIWI ka sara zewar lekar gaye, to logo ne sardar ko bolo koi baat nhi BHABHI ki

Jab mavia ko mere mimber par bethe

‘Jab Mavia Ko Mere Mimber Par Bethe Huwe Dekho To Use Qatal Kar Dena’. Nabi-e-Kareem (s.a.w.w) Referns: (Tarekh tibri. Jild. 11. Sufah 357). Khud

Dilchasp duaen pinki ko dua mili

‘Dilchasp Duaen’ Pinki Ko Dua Mili K Sda Hansti Muskruati Rho,Aj Wo Pagal Khany Me Hy Ajmal Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tery Ishary

Admi ne nargis ko goad mein

Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama leti ho? Nargis:Rs.50,000 Admi:Such bta? Nargis:ROZI pe baithi hn

Dua hy app ki achi nokri hoo

Dua hy app ki Achi nokri hoo 1 achi chokri hoo app ko miss kary mujhy kiss kary app ko papi dye mujh koo

Girl o bhai jaan please rasta do

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do. . . BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho Ya To ‘BHAI’ Bolo Ya ‘JAAN’ ;-

Mzeed chuttiyun k ishare h0ne wale hn

Mzeed chuttiyun k ishare h0ne wale hn, Mzeed chuttiyun k ishare h0ne wale hn. ‘Q K Asif Ali Zardari’ Allah k0 pyare h0ne wale

Agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh de

Agr kOi khobsurat larki ‘BHAi’ keh de tO ghabrane ka nhi . . Ek chamat laga k bOlO Idhar kya kar rhi hO? Ghr

tum hi the na

*. . .Tum Hi The Na. . .* Tum The Jis Ki Khatir Maine Sochon K Sahil Se Kitne, Lafzon K Moti Dhoonde The,

Pathancollege ki larki se bola i

pathan:college ki larki se bola i love u ab tum mujhe bolo girl: me abhi ja k sir ko bolti hon pathan:pagal ka bachi

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agr koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de to ghbrne ka nhi . . . . . Ek chamat lga k bolo Idhr

Question bivi ke jism me

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?

We want peace in karachi

We want peace in Karachi.. * Aaj nhe Bolo gay . . . . . . To Kal Bori me Miloge* . . .

1 pathan coleg ki larki se bola

1 Pathan Coleg ki Larki se bola I LOVE U ab tum bolo Girl: Me abi ja kr sir ko bolti hun Pathan: Pagal

I love u bolo na

‘I love U’ Bolo Bolo na ! Bol b do Mujhe nhi Apne Jeevan Sathi Ko (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) //\ //\.

hogai apki

( -.-) Hogai Apki /) )) Subha |_ Méne Good Mørning Kéhne K Liye SMS Näi Kìyä Häi. BälKe Subha Sé Apke Liye Phool

Beautiful advices 1 jin logo k

~Beautiful~ *Advices* 1) Jin logo k khyalat ache hote hain wo kbhi bhi tanha nhi hote…! 2) Hamesha muskurao kyon k dunia hmesha muskurane

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se pochate hain,. G bhai g . .

Wife ik bat bolun husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolun? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Hsbnd: Arey Jan Nai kiya baat hai? Wife: Me maa banne wali hoon,

Husband wife se ye kya

Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi Parso Hi Tu… B.V Chil’la K Kia Kaha? Kia

Ab nahi bolo ge to kb ge

ab nahi bolo ge to kb bolo ge? to main ne socha ab bol hi doon, question:hm larkiyon ki izzat q nahi krte? (to

Jss suno telenor djuice walay 1

‘jss’ suno!! Telenor DJUICE walay 1 Sawal poch rahay hain Or sath hi keh rahy hain k ‘Ab nahi bolo ge TO Kal bukto

Girl in a party to man excuse

‘Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai

Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, to hr namaz k bad 7 dafa . . . . . . . . . .

Jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

‘jab murghi andaa free me deti hai to bazar se 8 rupe ka kyun milta hai ?? aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto

Jab mere sahaba ka tazkira karo to

Jab mere sahaba ka tazkira karo to nihayat ahetiyat say bolo.(KANZUL UMMAL)

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand

*Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand karte ho to us k baray me apne abbu or ammi ko bata do* Kia khamoshi hi

Kisi ne mujh se pocha k dost

Kisi ne mujh se pocha k Dost kia he? Main ne kaha! Nemat b! Dua b! Rishta b! Bharosa b! Taqat b! Ahsas b!

Lrka apni girlf se meri bachi shonu

Lrka apni Girl.F. se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Muj Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Kamine Muje Perpose Kr raha hai

Baloch hmare regastan me awaz maro khush

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’ PATHAN: Hmare paharon me ‘i love u’ bolo to

Matt iss khaab ke peechey bhaago

Matt Iss Khaab ke Peechey Bhaago Pathar Ban kar Reh Jao Gi Taiz Bohat hai Waqt ka Darya Tum bhi iss mein Beh Jao

Aik sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski

Aik Sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski apne dost ko phone karna hai usne land line se phone number dial kiya aur bell bajne

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi, . . . . . . Ek thapar laga ke bolo

Mujhy na sans ati ha mera dam

Mujhy na sans ati ha, na mera dam nkalta hai Magr yeh bech ka alam boht taklef deta hai.. Smandr na ngalta ha na

Suno kitna yad kro gy kuch to

Suno Kitna Yad Kro Gy Kuch To Bolo, Kya Tum Intzar Kro Gy Kuch To Bolo, Q Uljha Dia Tm Ny Is Haqekat Ko,

agar koi larki apko bhai kehde

*’* Agar Koi Larki Apko Bhai Kehde Tu Ghabrane Ka Bilkul Nahi, Ek Chamaat Laga K Bolo, Idhr Kya Kar Rhi Ho ? Ghar

Good morning aap soch rhy honge k

Good morning! Aap soch rhy honge k is wqt morning kesy? to meri mrzi.. mobile mera msg mera pese mere Mere sim Mere hath

Sardar collage ki larki se bola i

SARDAR: COLLAGE KI LARKI SE BOLA ‘I LOVE U’ AB TUM MGHE BOLO GIRL: MIEN ABHI JA K SIR KO BOLTI HO SARDAR: PAGAL

Waqas kehta hai mera tujh se kya

Waqas Kehta Hai: Mera Tujh Se Kya Rishta Hai ? Sapne Chunti GurIyA Bolo, Bheege Bheege Us Aangan Main, Itne Log K Jhurmat Main,

Girl in a party xcuse me sir

GIRL (in a party): Xcuse me sir! Kiya aap mere chehre se 1 cheez hata skte hain? BOY (khush hote hoe): Han Han! bolo

Phatancollege ki larki se bola i

Phatan:College Ki Larki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Phatan: pagal ki bchi

Bicharr ke mujh se tum bhi jee

Bicharr ke mujh se tum bhi jee na paoge Sach kehta hoon mere bin bohat pachtaoge Bardasht ka paimaana hai mera bhi bohat wasi

Ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala

Ikhtiyaar-E-Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena, Ya Allah Meri Shadi Mein B Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kam Krwa Dena! 😉 Sab Bolo

Teacher to pathan make a sentence in

Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara

Kya shaan ha ye aankh kahan jaa

Kya Shaan Ha Ye Aankh Kahan Jaa Ke Larri Ha Yaan Rehmat-E-Maula Sar-E-Darbaar Kharri Ha Aashufta Sari Ishq-E-Mohammed Ko Na Bolo Milti Nahi Har

Judge mujrim ko phansi ki saza

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunaty Huey): Koi Aakhri Khwaish ? Mujrim : Jee … Judge : Bolo Mujrim: Wo . . .

Gazal khoda k pas sy aya

GAZAL KHODA K PAS SY AYA HY KHODA K PAS HI JANA HY DONYA KI ESH ME NA PR A INSAN YE MAT BHOL

Aj ki pyari dua ya allah

Aj Ki Pyari Dua ..YA ALLAH… koi galti se mere number per balance share karde AMEEN SAB BOLO AMMENN

Dost kon hy dost wo

‘DOST’ kon hy ? DOST Wo Jo Bin Bulaye Aye ! Bewaja Sar Khaye ! Ap 1 Bolo Wo 4 Sunaye ! Kbhi Staye

Larki meri ammi ko tum boht pasnd

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Who is dost ill tell u

WHO IS DOST? I’ll tell u DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE, BEVAJA SAR KHAYE ,AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE, KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR

Lady teacher bolo bacho i 4

LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO I 4 INK J 4 JUG K 4 KITE L 4 LUN OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain

‘Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien 5 rupay doon ga

Mohbat na rahi to wafa kon krega

Mohbat Na RAHI TO wafa kon krega CHAHAT Na RAHI TO Pyar kon karega. KHUDA salamat rakhe Mujh ko. Bolo Aameen. Warna.. Ap Logon

Pathan aur sardar uk gaye airport

Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer: English mei bolo Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien 5 rupay doon ga

Soudaai dil hai uska kya daam lagaye

soudaai dil hai uska kya daam lagaye ulfat ke thaam k haath ko haathon me nazaren thami nazron se dhadkan me dhakan rakh di

Qadam milaao bachon agay qadam barhaao

“Qadam Milaao” bachon agay qadam barhaao apnay parcham ko lehraao khaamoshi hai achi aadat par jab bolo rung jamaao yakjehti ka suraj chamkay ik

Close ur eyes n think about yourself

Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR

Molvi taqreer krty howy ap men

Molvi taqreer krty howy Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve

Yeh pal lamha ek ansu bankar palko

Yeh pal Yeh lamha ek Ansu bankar palko mein machal gaya.. Thamna jo chaha meine jhat galo par fisal gaya.. Bahoot man karta mera

Ye kis shahnshah e bala ke amad hai bolo

ye kis SHAHNSHAH-e-BALA ke amad amad hai bolo MARHABA.. bolo MARHABA….

Khwaab kitney ajeeb hotey hain in

Khwaab kitney ajeeb hotey hain, In main saaye qareeb hotey hain.. Neend se tum jaga kar sotey ho, Bolo kia aise habeeb hotey hain..

Aur bolo unki jaikar jinhone lekar di

aur bolo unki jaikar jinhone lekar di tumhe ye azadi ahirkaar. khel ke khoon ki holi, thama di tumhe desh ki doli.

Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum

Juda hona hi thehra to gilay kaisay

Juda Hona Hi Thehra To Gilay Kaisay Shikayat Kya Juda Ho Jayen Chupkey Se Na Tum Bolo Na Main Boloon Hamare Bol Perne Se

Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai

Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai? – – – – – Bolo boloo?? – – – – – Kuch to bolo? – –

Girl in a partyxcuse mekia ap mere

GIRL (in a party):Xcuse me!Kia ap mere chehre se aik cheez hata sakte hain?…boy(khush hote hoe):Han Han! bolo kia?…GIRL:Apni MANHOOS nazre

Aik pathan se jail mein inspector ne

AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK INSPECTOR NE POOCHA TUM JAIL MEIN KAISE AAY.PATHAN BOLA MEDIA KI WAJAH SE.INSPECTOR: WOH KAISY.PATHAN: MEDIA KI LARKI

Sindhi hone ki mushkilaat 1 ghar

SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat.. 1. Ghar me sindhi bolo 2. School me urdu bolo 3.Paper angrezi me hal kero or 4.Mrnay k baad hisab

Ek aisa jhoot bolojo sach se b

Ek Aisa ‘JHOOT’ Bolo, ,Jo ‘SACH’ Se B, Zada Pyara Ho.? PLZ Send This 2 Ur all Frnds & Enjoy Interesting Replies I M

Vari varsi khatan gaya ckhat k lyanda

Vari varsi khatan gaya c khat k lyanda pjama, jera ae msg par k pangra na pavay o apni mashoq de bachyan da mama.Bolo

A camelcow donkey discusing who is

A Camel,Cow & donkey discusing who is da Best? Camel:i help in movng heavy Loadz Cow: I gve Milk.......Tum kuch to bolo tmhari izat

Momboyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo dont

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo ‘DON’T’ Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna ‘STOP’ 2nd day Beti: MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to

Boy tumhara naam kya hai girlsaminaor

boy :Tumhara naam Kya hai Girl:Samina,or tumhara Boy :Kamina Girl:Jhoot mat bolo Boy :Tu 5 mint mere paas beth k dekh le, Tu khud

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl: bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon boy: kuch

Students problem p kuch badli hui taqdeer

(STUDENT’S PROBLEM):-P Kuch badli hui taqdeer nazr ati he. Yadon ki ek zanjeer nazr ati he. Parhen b to kia parhen bolo…??? Hr page

Ek girl phansi laga rahi thi

Ek Girl phansi Laga Rahi Thi Pathan Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho Pathan Kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Barti… Mammi Ko