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Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera

Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE Dil Me B Abad Hai Ek ZAMANA Us Zamane

Boht khamosh logo se bht uljha nhi

Boht khamosh logo se, Bht uljha nhi krty, Jo dil ko rog lag jaen, Wo phr suljha nhi krty, Chalo tm keh rhy ho,

Mery mrnay k bad meri kahani likhna

Mery mrnay k bad meri kahani likhna Kese brbad hui meri jwani likhna Or likhna k mere hath khushi k trsy Kese brsa meri

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila Mera guzra hua kal mujy wapas nhi mila, Logon se bhari duniya men dhunda boht

Indian girl main to us se shaadi

Indian girl: Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush rekhe or boht pyar kare Or tum? Pakistani girl: Main to us se

Pathan to airhostess tumara shakal hamara

Pathan to airhostess ‘tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay’ airhostess ne usey ek thappar mar dia.. Pathan bola ‘WALLAH! Aadat b boht

Abb to yaad e raftagaan mein bhi himmat nahi

”Abb To Yaad-e-Raftagaan Mein Bhi Himmat Nahi Rahi, ”Yaaron Nay Boht Door Basaain Hain Bastian.

Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki

Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho? Sardar: Mood ki Aesi ki Taisi, Boht Tight he,

Nahi he muqadar me woh phir b

Nahi He MuQadar me Woh phir b us se PYaar karta ho….! Dost Boht maza atta he apne he MuQadar ko Saza Daney me…

Tanha raton me yad koi ata hai

Tanha Raton me Yad koi ata hai Waqt Mera aksar us ki yad Me kat Jata hai Khushi or ghum me wohi nazar Aata

Barishon ka mosam hai rooh ki

Barishon ka mosam hai, Rooh ki fizaon main, Ghum zada hawayen hain. Be_sabab udasi hai. Iss ajeeb mosam main, Beshumaar batain hain, Unginat fasaney

Dhondti phirti hai dasht o biaban mein hamein

Dhondti phirti hai dasht-o-biaban mein hamein… Zindagi hum se bichar kar khud bhi pachhtai boht..

Usey itna batadena main us sey dour

Usey Itna Batadena! Main Us sey Dour Ho Kr Bhi Boht Majboor Ho Kr Bhi Dukhoan Se Choor Ho Kr Bhi Usi ko Yaad

1st pathanteri dukan mithayi ki ha tra

1st Pathan:Teri dukan mithayi ki ha tra dil mithayi khane ko ni krta?? 2nd pathan: Boht krta he mgr Abba ne khane se mana

Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti

Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain…. 1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain, 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Bohtmasfroofrehtayhojohumkobhoolbethayho nayehjanakahanpehonayehjanakkaisayho

Boht.masfroof.rehtay.ho.jo.hum.ko.bhool.bethay.ho Na.yeh.jana.kahan.pe.ho.na.yeh.jana.k.kaisay.ho

Wo kon sa mazaq hai jo barson

Wo Kon Sa Mazaq Hai Jo barson Pehle Bhi Students Karte Thay karte Hain Aur Hamesha Karte Rahenge? . . . . . .

Main jurm ishq main jurmishq karon motbar

(‘*Main Jurm-€-Ishq*’) Main Jurm_€_Ishq Karon Mot’bar Banaaon Use, Phir Us Se Munsafi Chahoon Aur Azmaoon Use, Main Kar’z_€_ Tamna Main Zakhm Zakhm Sahi, Talab

Namaz deen ka satoon hey din me

Namaz Deen ka satoon hey, Din me 5 bar namaz zroor parhein, Kitney fazool kam krtey hen or itna time waste krtey hen, 10,

Duniya me apna maqam kuch is tarha

Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is tarha se banao k Agr Mar jao to Log ye he bolain,, , , , Banda Milta nahi

Wo mujh ko milli mai usko

wo mujh ko milli, mai usko mila, pir izhar huwa, aur iqrar huwa, wo chahny lagi, mai bhi chahny laga, usko piyar tha boht

Kal raat boht dino bad kitab kholi

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa Sagar.! ‘k kitaben khol k jo nend ati hy wo lasi pi k b

Jab aankhain num hon dil bekrar

Jab aankhain num Hon Jab dil bekrar ho Or Dil ki dharkan tez hone lage to samajh lo Boht kareeb k dost ne Bohat

/ () || ,-””-, [ ] ,,””””,, |:::: ::::::::::::::::: Durod MUSTAFA JAN-E- REHMAT Pe Lakhon Salam Rajab_27_ Murajab boht Mubark Ho!

Hum dono mil bethein gy tu raat

Hum Dono Mil Bethein Gy Tu Raat Guzar Hi Jaye Gi Tanhai Ka Mujh Sy Ye Kehna Boht Acha Laga……! Good Night..

Neki smjh kr send dain plz

Neki smjh kr send kr dain plz Paani Peene Ka sahi time, Jab paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr sakta hy, 1 glass subah

Goverment of pakistan ko 1 msg kisi

Goverment of Pakistan ko 1 msg kisi anjaan number se mila, 06.11.2011 Pakistan k liye boht khoon kharabe ka din hoga, jo sari dunia

Jeet chuka hun har jang ab yeh

Jeet Chuka Hun Har Jang,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal rakhna 1,jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sb kuch hara ho.{Baap) 2,jis ne hr dukh se bacha

ye 9 love stars he ise

* * * * * * * * * Ye 9 love stars he ise 9 frnds ko bejo Ager me hu to muje

1 bachay ne nikar utar k larki

.1 Bachay ne nikar utar k Larki se pucha Tmare Pas ‘YE’ hai Larki ne apni pent nechy ki or boli Mammi Kehti hen

Hoti hai wafa unki nigahon se numaya

Hoti hai wafa Unki Nigahon se Numaya Alfaz me krte Hen Jo izhar boht Kam Khamosh Mohabt ka Yaqen Q nahi krte Hum Ehle

Isi umeed pe bimar ho k lait

Isi Umeed pe Bimar ho K lait gye hain FaRaZ,,, Tum aao ge to ‘AAM’ b sath lao ge. (‘.’)/ /| | Sindhri /

Ek admi park me apni bv

Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur aurat uski BV k pas aa kr boli. Paise

Kisi ka ishq kisi khyal thay hum

Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi Gaey dinon mein boht ba kamal thy hum bhi. Hamari khoj mein rehti thin titlyan

Red bohat jazbati hain ap or shadid

Red: Bohat jazbati hain ap or shadid muhabat krne wale. Haey allah Orange: Khane peny k shoqeen hain. Blue: Taleem yafta soch ha apki.sincere

Log mujhse mil kr bichar jatey hain

Log MujhSe Mil Kr Bichar Jatey Hain, IsLiye Me Logon Se Door Rehta Hun, Mat Samjho K Aatey Nhi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Mujhe, Khaloos Ka Bnda

Kuch zeest safar bhe lamba tha hum

Kuch Zeest Safar Bhe Lamba Tha Kuch Hum Bhe Thora Sust Chale Kuch Hum Bhe Apne Dushman Thay Kuch Hum Ko Dushman Boht Mile

Jab yad ka qissa kholun to kuch

Jab yad ka qissa kholun to.. kuch dost boht yad aate hain. Main guzre pal jo sochon to.. kuch dost boht yad aate hain.

Hujoom mein tha woh khul kar na

Hujoom mein tha Woh khul kar na ro saka hoga, Magar yaqeen hai k shab bhar na so saka hoga, Woh shakhs jis ko

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Doriyan boht hen magar itna samajh lo

Doriyan Boht Hen Magar Itna Samajh Lo, Pass Reh Kar Hi Koi Khaas Nahi Hota Tum Es Kadar Pass ho Mere DIL Kay, Mujhe

Fatwa ap se guzarish hy k

(FATWA) == Ap se guzarish hy k ZONG ka NETWORK mat use kren == Na he sim ZONG pe CONVERT kren == Kyunke ZONG

Boy 2 girl soot bhot acha pehne

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha Girl: Thnx Boy: Lipstick b achi hai Girl: Thnx Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai Girl:Thnx

boht ajeeb hain yah bandshain mohbat

~**~ Boht ajeeb hain yah bandshain mohbat ki Faraz~**~ ~**~ Nah us nay kaid main rakha nah hm Farar howy~**~

Ek sindhi aur pathan ka interview tha

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per

Love 1 2 3 4 5 in

love 1, love 2, love 3, love 4, love 5, In 5 love mai se koi 1 love ko select keren phir hum apko

Suna ha is mohabbat me bohat

Suna ha is Mohabbat Me Bohat Nuqsaan Hota Ha Mehakta Jhoomta Jeevan Ghamon k Naam Hota ha Suna ha Chain Kho Kr Wo Sehar

Dunya me 2 log boht khubsurat or

Dunya me 2 log Boht khubsurat or haseen hain.. (-_-) /( ( 1 ME _/ / Or OR Dusri meri ammi ki hone wali

Ek din zindgi aisy mukam pe pohanch

Ek din zindgi aisy mukam pe pohanch jaye gi. Dosti to srif yadoon main hi reh jaye gi. Hr Mazak ki bat doston ki

Mere dil me us ki muhabbat boht

Mere dil me us ki muhabbat boht thi Magar phir b usko shikayat boht thi Mera dard khulta b kyun har kisi par Mujhe

Subah bakhair guftar na takrar izhar

(SUBAH BAKHAIR) ===Guftar na takrar na izhar ka rishta Usjan-e-Wafa se hy mera aitbar ka rishta Samjho to boht Qabil-e-Tazeem hy logo ik dost

Kabhi naraz mar hona gilay chahe

‘KABHI NARAZ MAR HONA’ Gilay chahe boht krna.. Rulana or boht larna ! Suno naraz mat hona ! Kbhi aisa jo ho jay !

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Chaye howe thy badal lekin barse nhi

Chaye Howe Thy Badal Lekin Barse Nhi Dard Boht Tha Dil Me Pr Hm Roye Nhi Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Humse Poche K Jag

Kal raat boht dino bad kitab kholi

‘Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab kholi to Ehsas howa ‘FARAZ’…..! . . . . . . . . ‘k kitaben khol k jo

Chup chap boht ho tum koi bat

Chup chap boht ho tum Koi bat kro jaana Mehrom-e-wafa hun me Tere dr pe khra hun me Kherat kro jaana Koi bat kro

Mere marne k bad meri kahani likhna

Mere Marne K Bad Meri Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbad Hoie Meri Jawani Likhna Or Likhna K Mere Hont Khushi Ko Tarse Kaise Parse Meri

Meri ankhein khreedo gey boht mjb0or

Meri _ankhein_ khreedo gey..? boht mjb0or halat mei mujhy neelaam krni hain, koi mujh Se naqad le ley, mai thory daam le lo0n ga,

92 jokr lagty hain 2no 84

9+2= jokr lagty hain 2no.. 8+4= koil or mena ki jori ha.. 3+1= hoor k pichay langoor.. 1+4= larki k sath ziadti hai. Oho

Mere dil mein mohabt boht thi

Mere Dil Mein Mohabt Boht Thi’ Magr Phir B Usko Shikayat Boht Thi’ Mera Dard Khulta B Kiyoon Kisi Pr’ Mujhe Muskrany Ki Aadt

Raat din rulata hy intzar tera

Raat Din rulata hy INTZAR tera, katt gai umr km na hua PYAR tera, ab to aa jao k boht Udas hy DIL, Sanson

Kabhi tum b nazar aao subha

Kabhi tum b nazar aao.. Subha sey sham tak hum ko.. Boht sey log miltey hain.. Nigahon sey guzrty hain.. Koi andaz tum jaisa..

Yaha khamosh nazron ka nazaara kon banta

Yaha Khamosh Nazron Ka Nazaara Kon Banta Hai Boht Gahry Samundar Ka Kinara Kon Banta Hai Chalo Hum Dekhte Hain Ab Khud Ko Barbaad

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas tha socha chat room me jata hun kisi b dost se baat hogi to mood acha ho

Nigaheyar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Nigah_E_Yar K Pardon Me Hai Pinha Ada Kesi Sitam Kesa Karam Kesa Jafa Kesi Wafa Kesi. Ye Jo Tufan Smandr Hain Ye Sb Hsti

Kbhi nadan krti he heran mujhe

Kbhi Nadan Krti He Kbhi Heran Krti He MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD Boht Nuksan Krti He Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai Jaha Hon Ronaqin

Soocha ta k o boht toot chahengy

SOOCHA TA K O BOHT TOOT K CHAHENGY HAMAY,, MAGR YE KIA SETAM HE, SOOCHA BE HAM NE,,, CHAHA BE HAM NE,,,, OR TOOT

Apkasachadost hamesha ap se boht zaiada larrtahai

APKA’SACHA’DOST HAMESHA AP SE BOHT ZAIADA ‘LARRTA’HAI LAKIN AGR AP 1 ANSO GIRAO TO WO APKE LYE PORI DUNIA SE ‘LARRTA’HAI

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane k badWo phir rooth gya hmse manane k badUs k dil me thi adawat mere liyMe to

Boht door hai hamare ghar se

Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai

Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Usse yaqeen hai k main jaan de

Usse yaqeen hai k main jaan de na paun ga Mujhe khouf hai k roye ga boht mujhe aazmane k baad!

Dosto msg to chota sa hai lkn

DOSTO MSG TO CHOTA SA HAI LKN MATLB BOHT BRA HAI.. MOHABBAT KR B DEKHI HA,, MOHABBAT ME B DHOKA HAI,,,, ,, FAISAL KAMAL

1 bacha new car pe pen se

1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI.

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Boht se raaste aate hain mere dil

Boht se raaste Aate hain mere Dil ki Taraf NaDeeM…. Raah-e-khuloos se Aana Faasla kam parray ga.

Kaho kaisy guzerti hy tumari zindagi pagal

Kaho kaisy guzerti hy tumari zindagi PAGAL Suna hai ab to EIDEIN b wo pehli c nahi kerty Kisi k ghar nahi jaty, Kisi

Yun to hai hum me boht deen

Yun to hai hum me boht Deen Dari, Magr jahan dekhi koi Bachi Pyari, Bas Wahi pe Aankh de Mari, Phans gai to Hamari

Suno wohi sochain wohi batain andaz

‘Suno…..! Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hai.. Boht be-chain hun mae k koi naraaz ab b hai.. Main kese uski yadon

Hasrat bhari nigahon ko aram tak nahi

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon ko Aram Tak Nahi Palta Wo Zindgani ki Phr Sham Tak Nahi Jiski Talab Maen Zindagi Apni Guzar Di Us Beywafa

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ik roz juda ho jaun ga na

Ik roz juda ho jaun ga… Na janay kahan kho jaun ga. Tum lakh pukaro gay mujhko… Par loat ka main na aun ga.

Ek shakas ko chaha tha taron ki

ek shakas ko chaha tha taron ki tarah humne ek shakas ko chaha tha apno ki tarah humne ek shakas ko samjha tha pholo

Is eid pe laut ke aa jana

Is Eid pe laut ke aa jana, Kuch yadain taza krni hain, Kuch lamhy morh k lany hain, Kuch taary torr k lany hain,

SMS #10493

(‘.’) ) ( _! !_ O janab tusi boht bzy o aj kl . .Sanu pul gae o . ‘(‘.’)/’ ) ( _/ _

2011 ja raha hai insan khata

2011 ja raha hai Insan khata k putla hai agar Koi ghalti sarzad hui ho To Plz mujhe Call kr k mafi mang lo

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna

Kahin wo mily to usy kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shidat se, Bari mudat se, Bari muhabat se tmhara intzar kr

Sykh mry zkhmok hw mt dy

,,ÃœSÉY,,KÃ¥hö MèrÃ¥y ‘ZÃ¥khmùo’kö HÃ¥wÃ¥ mÃ¥t dÃ¥y. ,’FÃ¥rÃ¥rz’,. Yè ‘GÃ…RÉÉBØÑ’, Ke ‘DIL’Haiñ iñhÃ¥in DÃ¥rd BohÃ¥t HotÃ¥ hÃ¥y.

Faqeer pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye

FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye Phir 5, Ab 1 ruppya Q? Admi: Pehle me knwara tha Phir shadi ki, Ab bache hein

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese

Hum Boht Sy Din Mnaty Hen Jese Love Day, Mother Day, Father Day. Chalen Aj Ik Unique Day Mnaty Hen. ‘Tilawat Day’ Krna Sirf

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula b deta tha, Kar k wo muj se aksar wade bhula b deta tha, Bewafa tha boht

Main roya nhi rulaaya gaya hoin

Main Roya Nhi Rulaaya Gaya Hoin, Bn Kr Psand Phir Tukhraaya Gaya Hoin, Chor Diya Gaya Taqdeer K Sahary, Pyaar K Naam Pay Jalaya

Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi mangetar se: Darling aaj mein boht khush hun Mango kia mangtay ho? Molvi sharma k bola: Qurbani

Plz yaroo boht ho gya apni

Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath

Boht afsos ho rha hy un larky

Boht Afsos Ho rha hy UN LARKY LARKION PAY JO BICHARY Kambal Me chhup K MSGS kiya krty thy Ab karo chhup k MsGS

Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy

Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy, Me Aankhon Me KajaL Lagaon Tu Kese? In Aankhon

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b deta tha. Kar k wo mujh se aksar wade bhula b deta tha. Be,wafa tha boht magr

E kash mein tera dil hota

E Kash mein tera Dil hota . .!! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota,, Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta,, Khud se

Jan lo ab k meri haar boht

Jan lo ab k meri haar boht mushkil hy Pehly hojati thii Es bar boht mushkil hy Aaj ye bheed khula hy tary dewany

Asar karta naheen shikwa shikayat bhi purani

asar karta nahee’n shikwa shikayat bhi purani hai mujhey ahsas hai uski ye aadat bhi purani hai koi rusta nahi uss bin jo mujhko

Ek choti c baat jiski boht bhari

Ek Choti c Baat Jiski Boht Bhari Soch,,, agr achi lagy to amal krna Ap Daily Apne Mobile Ka Inbox Kholte Ho K ap

Hoshyari 1kisi dost ki larai hojay or

Hoshyari 1)Kisi dost ki Larai hojay or dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do. 2)Agar kisi ka kuch nahi bigaar sakte

Hamien aata hai sakoon is liye tere

hamien aata hai sakoon is liye tere paas chaley aatey hain ,, Warna maikhanay to aur bhi boht hai teri aankhon ke siwa ,,

Ek taza hikayet hy sun lo

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy sun lo tuo inayet hy.. Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny ! Ek shakhs co SAMJHA

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula b deta tha, Kar k wo muj se aksar wade bhula b deta tha, Bewafa tha boht

Mere afzon k sb jaadu tmharey

Mere £afzon K Sb Jaadu Tmharey, Sada K Toot’tey Ghungru Tmharey, Suna Hai Dhoop Jb Dasti Thi Mujh Ko, Bht Khu£tey Rahey Gesu Tmharey,

Mere qareb tu aao boht udas hon

Mere Qareb Tu Aao Boht Udas Hon Me’ Mujhe Apni Gand Dikhao Boht Udas Hon Me’ Kisi B Sexy Pose Se DiL Ko Behlao

SMS #32158

/ () || ,-””-, [ ] ,,””””,, |:::: ::::::::::::::::: Durod MUSTAFA JAN-E- REHMAT Pe Lakhon Salam Rajab_27_ Murajab boht Mubark Ho!

Lafz na niklein phir bi aawaz hoti

Lafz na niklein phir bi Aawaz hoti he Kuch Doston ki baat boht Khaas hoti he Aap se Chahe Mulakaat ho ya na ho

gazal jitna pyar paya hy apseutna

‘ Gazal ‘ Jitna pyar paya hy apse,utna or paane ko ji chahta hy. Najane kiyun hr rishta apse,banaane ko ji chahta hy. Maut

Ae ajnabi barishon mein bheeg kr wo

Ae Ajnabi!! Barishon mein bheeg kr, Wo aksar kaha krti thi Mujhe 2 cheezain boht pyari lgti hain, Ik barish aur ik tum, Barish

Boht tamana thi kisi ko pane ki

BOHT TAMANA THI KISI KO PANE KI, BOHT TAMANA THI KISI KA HO JANE KI, PER KIYA PATA THA JIS K HUM HONA CHAHTE

Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho

Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ? :Mareez, Dr, Sahab

Hum is qabil to nhe k koi

Hum is qabil to nhe k koi hum ko apna samjhy ga ‘mAHI’ Leikn itna to yaqeen hy koi roye ga boht humhry mar

Mera sawan bhi tm homeri pyas ho

mera sawan bhi tm ho,meri pyas bhi tm ho sehra ki bahon main chupi ass bhi tm ho tm youn to boht dor boht

Dil se juda wo b nhi mai

dil se juda wo b nhi mai b nhi , dono insan hian khuda wo b nhi mai b nhi , ek dosre ko

Ghazal tum ko malom b shayed

(‘Ghazal’) Tum Ko Malom B Shayed Ye Kabi Ho K Na Ho Meri Raten Teri Yadon Se Saji Rehti Hain Meri Sansen Teri Khusbu

Laayii hayaat aaye qazaa le chalii chale

laayii hayaat aaye, qazaa le chalii chale apnii khushii na aaye, na apnii khushii chale *ham saa bhi ab bisaat pe kam hogaa bad-qamaar

Naseeb kisi ko mil jayewafa naseebon

*.NASEEB.* Kisi ko mil jayeWAFA Naseebon ki baat hai.,. Koi rota raheTANHA Naseebon ki baat hai.,. Kisi ko ChahnaKHUD se barh kar, Na ban

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho un k liye 2011 me bohT acha din hy Date 9.2.11 is liye sub doston ko

Yaad mujhe tm yad aate ho

‘(yaad) mujhe tm yad aate ho…. k jub suraj nikalta…. k jub din ye dhalta h… k jub falak par chand roshni me nahata

Meray marny pe ro rhay hain iss

Meray Marny Pe Ro Rhay Hain Iss Sadgi Se Dekho! Jesay Meray Mar Janay Ka Inhain Gham Boht Hy.

Shikasta dil hy mgr milta hon hr

shikasta dil hy Mgr milta hon hr ek se hans kr, ‘GhaIib’ yahi tu fun hy jo aaya hy boht kuch kho jane k

App mujhay aik jaga se boht payary

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se boht Payary Lagtay hain ? Maloom hai kahan say ? Door se!=)

Us aakhri sham ne mere hath apne

Us Aakhri sham Us nE mere Hath apnE Hatho mE le kar kaha tHa, sunO! TumHara hatH bohaT garam Hai.. …aur yE waFa Dar

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