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bivi SMS Messages

Bivi shohar sy darling koi eysi bat

Bivi Shohar sy: Darling koi eysi bat karo jis sy main khush ho jaon. Shohar bivi sy: janoon tum myri zindgi ho. Bivi: ab

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Subh se sham tak sakhat mehnat k

Subh se sham tak sakhat mehnat k baad jab ghar gya To Baap ne poochha Kia kamaya Bivi ne poochha Kia bachaya Olaad ne

Msg of the year dhoni bivi

“”Msg of the Year”” Dhoni bivi sy Mujhy chaye to dena. Bivi na plate me chaye daal k di.. Dhoni ghussy se bola: Cup

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Pathan ki bivi aaj aapne pehli

Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Aapne Pehli Baar Aage Se Kiya Hai Naa. Pathan: Laanat Ho Load shedding Waalon Par,…! Mere se zina krwa diya!

Shadi ki raat husband ijazat hai

Shadi Ki Raat: Husband: Ijazat Hai? Wife:Shrmate Hue Ji. Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Windo Lock Ki, Parde Daley Light Off Ki N Bed

Hazrat ali ra said 7 cheezon ki

HAZRAT ALI (R.A) said… 7 Cheezon ki Shikayat Kabi Matt Karo 1-Apni qismat ki 2-Olaad k samny apny baron ki 3-Apna zaati makkan hoty

Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil

sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay

Kanwaara gazzal ay sard raat mujhe bivi

‘Kanwaara Gazzal’ Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe ‘Bivi’ Chahiy, Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe ‘Bivi’ Chahiye. Uljhi Hui Firaaq Ki Raaton Ke Darmeyan,

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

1st frend tv or bivi me kiya

1st frend! TV or Bivi me kiya frq he? 2nd frend! TV ko dekhna perta he or Bivi ko dekhana perta he…

Hazrat muhammad pbuh ne frmaya dunya ki

Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH) ne frmaya, Dunya ki zenat3 chezen hain, 1. Maa 2. Oulad 3. Bivi Aakhrat ki zenat 3 chezen hain, 1. ILM

14th of ramzan ek amal esa he

(14th Of Ramzan) Ek Amal esa he jiska Ajar ALLAH k siwa koi nahin janta, aur wo Roza he. ALLAH PAK Farishton se farmate

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. ‘Hun ty das de, O kida a?’

Aik azeem sms aurat

Aik Azeem Sms. ( AURAT ) Agar Beti Hai To Rehmat. Agar Bivi Hai To Shohar K Nisf Emaan Ki Waris. Agar Maan Hai

Ek dost apny friend say yar

Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho ? Dost: To kiya hua.Wo bhi to mere

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi, Pathan: khushi say, acha tum meri maa

1 aadmi apne betay k liye robot

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha: Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray

Ay insaan tu samajhta hai k hamesha

‘AY Insaan’ tu samajhta hai k hamesha zinda rahyga nahi jald tera naam zindo ki fehrist se nikal k murdo me shamil ho jayga,

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kaha

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. ‘jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao’ sheikh bahar gaya, aur…. TAXI le aya…;-)

Sheikh sb ki bivi beemar the light

Sheikh Sb ki bivi beemar the light nhn thi candel jal ri the… Sheikh: Mien doctor ko lene ja raha hun. agar tume lage

3 ristay waqato ma pechanay jatay hai

3 ristay 3 waqato ma pechanay jatay hai 1:aulaad burhapey ma :bivi gurbat ma 3:dost museebat ma

Doctrap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki

Doctr..ap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zarurat he. Ye neend ki goliyan hain. Bivi. Ye me unhain kis waqt doun! Doctr.. Ye ap

Jis gunah k karnay say umar kam

Jis gunah k karnay say umar kam hoti hay vo apni Bivi say bad saloki hay

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Sardar ji to his friend yar bari

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. Friend: acha,

1 dost meri bivi bohat achi

1 Dost: Meri Bivi Bohat Achi Hai Mujhe Pani b Garam Kr K Deti Hai 2sra Dost: Nahane K Liye ? Pehla Dost: Nahi

Gunah 1 jis gunah se umer kam

%GUNAH% 1: Jis gunah se umer kam hoti hai wo Bivi se badsluki hai. 2: jis gunah se insan par lanat hoti hai wo

Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho

Maa maa kia hai maa abbu

‘Maa’. Maa kia hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Maa

Question bivi ke jism me

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?

Bivi apne shohar se ap mujhe tallaq

Bivi Apne Shohar Se: ‘Ap mujhe tallaq b dai den ge to Men ghar k darwaze pe bethi rahun gi. Dur nhi jaongi ap

Pathan ki bivi sy tum aaj namaz

PATHAN KI BIVI PATHAN SY: TUM AAJ NAMAZ PRH KR NHI AAY? PATHAN: HM JARHA THA RASTY ME MQM WALA NZR AGIA HMARA WZO

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia gali main se guzar raha tha

Bivi ghusse mei mera jeena haram ho

Bivi Ghusse Mei: ‘Mera Jeena Haram Ho Gaya Hai. Mei Ye Ghar Chor K Ja Rahi Hun’ Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste. …

Kanwara ghazal ay sard raat

*KANWARA GHAZAL * Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe ‘Bivi’ Chahiye Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe ‘Bivi’ Chahiye Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K

Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho

Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k uski bivi JAISA burqa pehni thi, us k qareeb

Hazrat ali ra said 7 cheezon ki

HAZRAT ALI (R.A) said… 7 Cheezon ki Shikayat Kabi Matt Karo 1-Apni qismat ki 2-Olaad k samny apny baron ki 3-Apna zaati makkan hoty

Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi, Pathan: khushi say, acha tum meri maa

A true love suba se sham

‘A True Love’ Suba se sham tak sakht mehnat aur kam k bad jab gar giya… To baap ne poocha, kia kamaya hay ?

Allah k pyaray nabi saww nay farmaya

Allah k pyaray Nabi SAWW nay farmaya :- ‘Jo shohar apni bivi k silsilay main ghafil hoga us k parday aur iffat e nafs

Allah k pyaray nabi saww nay farmaya

Allah k pyaray Nabi SAWW nay farmaya :- ‘Jo shohar apni bivi k silsilay main ghafil hoga us k parday aur iffat e nafs

Bivi shohar sy darling koi eysi bat

Bivi Shohar sy: Darling koi eysi bat karo jis sy main khush ho jaon. Shohar bivi sy: janoon tum myri zindgi ho. Bivi: ab

Pathan doodh wale se tum 2

Pathan Doodh Wale Se:, Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay? Doodh Wala: Meri bivi Beemaar Thi. Pathan:, Yaar To Bhains Ka

Bivi ne kele khaye or zor say

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho? Bivi Sharma Kar Boli: Jee

14th of ramzan ek amal esa he

(14th Of Ramzan) Ek Amal esa he jiska Ajar ALLAH k siwa koi nahin janta, aur wo Roza he. ALLAH PAK Farishton se farmate

Bivi shohar se ghar mehman aarhe

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar……. aur………. Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai….. Yani k…….. Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne

1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker

1 pathan t.v pe bomb rakh ker pakistan ka semi final daikh raha tha. . . BIVI : ye bomb kis lie rakha hai

Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro

Bivi shohar se”munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein

Pthan apni bivi se kia hamari

Pthan Apni BIVI Se: . Kia Hamari Jan HmSe Naraz Hai…? . BIVI: Nahi To . . . . Pathan: To Phir Hamari Tarf