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banta SMS Messages

Forgetting friends is a crime ignoring them

Forgetting Friends is a crime Ignoring them is shame, Liking them is pleasure, Thinking of them is necessity & Disturbing thm.. “Haq banta hai

A sweet girl goes to bantas shop

A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

dil sheeshe se nhi banta agar

:: Dil ‘SHEESHE’ se nhi banta agar bnta to tootne ki awaz ati :: DiL ‘PATHAR’ se nhi bnta agr bnta to girne ki

Yaha khamosh nazron ka nazaara kon banta

Yaha Khamosh Nazron Ka Nazaara Kon Banta Hai Boht Gahry Samundar Ka Kinara Kon Banta Hai Chalo Hum Dekhte Hain Ab Khud Ko Barbaad

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane k badWo phir rooth gya hmse manane k badUs k dil me thi adawat mere liyMe to

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Yet kon shakhs he jo meri baat

Yet kon shakhs he jo meri baat nahi sunta? Main chalta hon to wo meray sath nahi chalta? andheri raat main tanah beth kr?

Chalo tmko milata hon me us mehman

Chalo Tmko Milata Hon Me Us Mehman Sy Pehly Jo Mere Jism Me Rehta Tha Meri JAAN Sy Pehly Koi Khamosh HoJaye To Uski

Santa why are you heating the knife

Santa: Why are you heating the knife. Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are you heating it? Banta: To prevent infection.

Dost i love u yar mera koi

dost i love u yar mera koi dost nahi banta ap banogi mere dost

Best of santa banta bantaagar wo meri nhi

**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA** Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui to me use kisi or ki v nhi hone dunga. . santa:Aur agar teri ho gyi

Farman hazrat alias tum jo 1 gaali

Farman Hazrat ALI(A.S): ‘Tum Jo 1 GaaLi, Mazaq or Gussy my Dete Ho. Us Se Tumhari Qabar Me. 1 Bichoo BanTa He’ (4wd 2

Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks

Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too!

Santa banta sending sms 2 their

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No,

Jan min ati hay jan ali kehnay

Jan min ati hay jan ALi kehnay say Khatam kar letha hon Quran Ali kehnay say Bheer min hoti hai pehchan Ali Kehnay say

Yaadon ki dunya ho mohobbat ka

Yaadon ki Dunya ho, Mohobbat ka Mehal ho, Dil ka Darwaza ho, Khuloos ki Dastak ho, To ‘1’ Pyara sa Rishta Banta hai, *.,.DOSTi.,.*.

Wo jo bhool gaya hm ko qasoor

Wo jo bhool gaya hm ko qasoor us ka nahi hai ‘dosto’ Jab TAKDEER hi buri ho to koi apna nahi banta.

Subh ka agaz acchi bat k sath

*Subh ka Agaz Acchi Bat k Sath* Agar Zindagi Ko Hamesha Khushioun K Sath Guzarna Chahtay Ho Tou, Ghumzada Logon K Ghum Banta Karo

Banta when i get mad at u

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How

Sahil udaas tha k samundar udass tha

sahil udaas tha k samundar udass tha.. lagta tha jaise sara manzar udass tha.. loti falak se to bari dilgeer thi dua.. ek khuwb

Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti

Santa mere 3 bete engineer ban gaye

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem

Kisi ko mil jati hain rangeen baharein

Kisi ko Mil jati hain Rangeen baharein kisi ko Chaman bhi Nhi Millta., bEwAfA. .* kisi ki Qabr pr Banta hai Taj Mehal Aur

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta:

Ek din santa raat me late ghar

Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur Bhai, Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha

Suna hai is muhabbat me boht

Suna hai is Muhabbat me Boht Nuqsan hota hai Mehakta Jhoomta Jeevan Ghamon k Naam hota hai Suna hai Chain kho kr wo Sehar

Zindagi k sach sach no1 maa

ZINDAGI K SACH (Sach No.1) MAA K Ilawa Koi WAFADAR Nahi.. (Sach No.2) IZZAT Sirf Paise Ki hai INSAN Ki Nahi.. (Sach No.3) GHAREEB

Yazeed la aaj bhi bantay hain log

Yazeed (L.A) Aaj Bhi Bantay Hain Log Koshish Se Hussain (A.S) Khud Nahi Banta Khuda Banata Hai

Faraz ne larki ko patatay hui arz

Faraz ne larki ko patatay hui arz kiya Teri zaat pe kuch haqq to banta hai mera… Larki ne muskura k kaha… faraz bhai

Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Apni sochon ko pani k qatro se

Apni sochon ko pani k qatro se ziyada shafaf rakho’ ku k Jis tarhan qatro se darya banta he ‘ usi tarha socho se

Deti ha skn rooh ko kanton ki

Deti ha? s?k??n rooh ko kanton ki chubhan bhi. Khushboo se kabi hoti hai seenay mein jaln bhi… Aansoo hi nahi haasil-e-izhar-e-gham-e-dil… Hontoon se

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Ans me y d r l

Ans me .. Y D R L A I M B Is Alphbets ko seeting kar k 1 romentic word banta hai ye wo

Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas

rat m is kash ma ek

*’* Rat M Is Kash Ma Kash M Ek Pal Soya Nhi, Kal M Jb Jane Laga To Us N Q Roka nhi, *’*

Inspector to banta phaansi se pehle bata

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

Wo jo kar gaya be wafai qasoor us

Wo jo kar gaya be-wafai qasoor us ka nahi ,,, Jab qismat he buri ho to koi apna nahi banta ,

Mai akela hi chala tha janibemanzil ki

Mai akela hi chala tha janibemanzil ki taraf, Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya.

Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein

‘Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe

Santa your daughter has died depressed

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried!

Tery ehsaan hain mujh par meri

Tery Ehsaan Hain Mujh Par Meri Be-Bass Udaasi Par Yaqqen O bE-Yaqeeni Par Jo Tum Inkaar Na KartY Meri Be-Khud Si Khowahish Par Tu

Santa major rohail told me tv cabel

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don’t study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now

Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha “DOST” Aaj Us ka Beta Bola . . . . . Abbu Mujhe School Chor Do Na .

Challange c

Challange! C- {:””” £ (/ -:{””” is tasveer mai 1 naam banta hy Wo bataen, If u r genius reply.

Jinnah ko draya or kharida nahi ja

Jinnah ko Draya Or kharida Nahi Ja Sakta’ (Mount Batton) ‘Agar Musalmano k. Pas 100 Gandhi Hotay Or Humary Pas 1 Jinnah To Pakistan

Two days of powercut in delhi had

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck

Aati hai yad teri rota dil mera

Aati hai yad teri Rota hai dil mera Gertay hain ansoo mery Banta hai naam tera

Irsad e bari tala soraj ki kirn zameen

IRSAD-E-BARI TALA SORAJ KI KIRN ZAMEEN PAR PARNE SE PEHLE UTH JAO?QEUN KY US WAQT RIZQ BANTA JA RAHA HOTA HAI FAZAR KI NAMAZ

M l o f a k u

‘M L O F A K U E O’ In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr English Ka Word Banta He ?

Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat

Malang baba meri biwi bahut pareshan karti

Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hall batao.Malang: Beta, Hall hota to main malang kyun banta? ;-)@

Three friends after exam lucky yaar mujhey

Three friends after exam. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher

Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan

Meri ujrri hui basti ko yunhi sunsan

Meri ujrri hui Basti Ko Yunhi Sunsan Rehne Do, Khushiyan Raas Nhi Aati Muje Pareshan Rehne Do, Zeenat Nhi Banta To Na Ban Dil

Sirf ehsas k andaz badal jate hain

SIRf ehsas k andaz badal jate hain ‘ wasi ‘ warna anchal bhi usi dhage se banta hai or kafan bhi…!!

Santa mere papa itne lambe the ki

santa- mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the… banta- yar… papa ta mere bi lumbe the. per unko ulte-pulte

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Buhat gehri udaasi hai teri dehleez e

Buhat gehri udaasi hai teri dehleez e wada per khizaan ki shaam ki soorat kharri hoon main mere dil main gayi shab se musalsal

Santa singh can u spell a word

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.

Hazrat ali ra se poochha gaya k

‘Hazrat ALI (R.A) Se Poochha Gaya K Aadmi Bura Kab Banta Hai? Aap R.A Ne Farmaya:JAB Wo Apne Ap Ko Acha Samajhney lage

Suna hy k ap bohat akalmand hain

Suna hy k ap bohat akalmand hain. 1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100 In mai se woh kon se 5 words hain jin ko jama krain to 50 banta

Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha. Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain? . . . . . Papa humain school chor

Is ka ans zar0r chiyamujhay ne ml

Is ka ans zar0r chiya.mujhay ne ml rha Intlignt ho?to ans do God, Mother, One, Ball. In 4 alfaz ko mila kr pakistan ki

Mushkil waqt main kaun kisika sahara banta

Mushkil Waqt Main Kaun Kisika Sahara Banta Hai *._.*GurIyA*._.* Sokhey Patto’n Ko To Darakht Bhi Gira Dete Hain

Santa look a thief has entered our

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha ‘Faraz’ Aaj uska baita bola . . . . . . . Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Waqas kehta hai mera tujh se kya

Waqas Kehta Hai: Mera Tujh Se Kya Rishta Hai ? Sapne Chunti GurIyA Bolo, Bheege Bheege Us Aangan Main, Itne Log K Jhurmat Main,

sunta hy dhrkano ki awaz koi koi

-Sunta Hy Dhrkano Ki Awaz Koi Koi- -Aur Jan Sakta Hy Dil Ka Raz Koi Koi- -Milte Hyn Bohat Se Log es Dunya Mei-

In phoolon ka muqadar kabhi aik sa

In Phoolon Ka Muqadar Kabhi Aik Sa Nahi Hota,, !…Imran…! Kabhi Sehray Ki Sajawat Banta Hai To Kabhi Qabron Ki Ronak.

Santa oye ladki dekh kitni sohni hai

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai MaShoor yeh Shaitan hai Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai Parhna iSey aata

Santa main tu apne sare doston

Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye. Banta -: Kon

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

Saray azza hon ikhatay toa badan banta

Saray Azza Hon Ikhatay Toa Badan Banta Hai Phool Se Phool Milay Jab Toa Chaman Banta Hai Harf o Aawaz Ki Tarteeb Yehi Kehti

Dost i love u yar mera koi

dost i love u yar mera koi dost nahi banta ap banogi mere dost

Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe

Tamaam mobile or internet user krny walo

Tamaam Mobile or Internet user krny walo, Please ALLAH ki panah mangen aor kis qisim ki Hadees-e-Pak, Qurani Ayat ya Hazarat Ali (RA) k

Iss jurm e mohabat ki kuch tou mujhe saza

Iss jurm-e-mohabat ki kuch tou mujhe saza de Jeeny nahi dety tou merny ki dua de Agar tujhko satata hai mere ghar ka ujala

If you are genius answer this q

If you are genius, answer this…. Q: Aisi sabzi ka naam batayen jis ka agar pehla word mita dein to bohat qeemti cheez ka

Pal sa banta hai ehsah shsas vishvas

pal pal sa banta hai ‘EHSAH’, Shsas sa banta hai ‘VISHVAS’, Vishvas sa banta hai ‘RISHTA’. Ristoon sa banta hai koi ‘KHAS’, Jaisa ‘AAP’

Aankhon se beh rahe hai aansoo inki

aankhon se beh rahe hai aansoo inki keemat bhi anmol hai boond boond se banta hai sagar yeh dil ka sagar bhi anmol hai

Maghruri ka badal chhatne se aadmi banta

maghruri ka badal chhatne se aadmi aadmi banta hai doosro ko tavajjo dene vala hi aadmi aham hota hai zindagi ka falsafa zindagi ke

Gilafe khana kaba 1ye har sal zil

GILAFE-KHANA KABA (1)Ye Har Sal Zil Hajj Ko Tbdeel Kiya Jata He. (2) Is Ki Kimat 2 Karor Riyal He. (3)Iska Wazan 670 Kg

Kya andhaire kam thay jo jlta dia

Kya andhaire kam thay Jo jlta dia bujha dia Palkon pe tairti nami ko Hathalion main kiun chupa dia Kis pyar se sab kuch

Main zindagi bhar jis larki ko chahta

Main Zindagi Bhar jis Larki ko Chahta Raha . . Aj Us ka Beta Bola . . . . . Abbu Muje School Chor

Jan sakta hai dil ka raaz koi

JAN SAKTA HAI DIL KA RAAZ KOI KOI, BANTA HAI SACHA HAMRAZ KOI KOI, MILTE HAIN BOHT SE LOG DUNYA ME, MAGAR SUNTA HAI

Us ko bhi bachana hai khud aik

us ko bhi bachana hai khud ko bhi bachana hai aik simt hai zaat apni aik simt zamana hai hum se na koi uljhe

Zikar krta hai dil suba shaam tera

Zikar krta hai “DIL” suba shaam tera, Girte hain Aansu Banta ha NAAM tera, Kisi aur ko Q Dekhen ye Aakhen, jab “DIL” pe

Koi tu hota may jis ki chahat

Koi Tu Hota Koi Tu Hota May Jis Ki Chahat Ka Khawab Banta May Jis Ki Aankhon May Ask Ban K Sailaab Banta, May

I3 9 3 3 i 9 9

i3 9| 3 /|3 i (9? i3 i3 i3 9| 3 9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,) 9i,,3,i9 edit main jao or tamam 3

Forgetting friend is a crime ignoring them

Forgetting friend is a Crime Ignoring them is a Shame Liking them is a Pleasure Thinking of them is a Necessity & disturbing them

Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO

Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,

In a train compartment husband darling mujhe

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko

Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na

Santa was drawing money from atm banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U

Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Santa look a thief has entered our

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or

Apni sochon ko pani k katron se

APNI SOCHON KO PANI K KATRON SE BHI ZYADA SAAF RAKHO. INHI SOCHON KI WAJA SE TUMHARA IMAAN BANTA HE.. HAZRAT ALI

Hazrt ayesha ra se pocha geya kaadmi

Hazrt Ayesha (R.A.) se pocha geya k ‘Aadmi bora kab banta hay?’ Aap ne farmaya ‘Jab wo apne aap ko acha samjhne lage’

Banta kal muje 10 logo ne peeta

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya,

Achi soch rakhen se alfaz bantay hen

Achi soch rakhen, soch se Alfaz bantay hen, Alfaz se Amal bnta hai, Amal se Kirdar banta hai, kirdar se apki Pehchan hoti hai

Ghungroo ki tarah bajta hi raha hoon

Ghungroo ki tarah Bajta hi raha hoon mein Ghungroo ki tarah Bajta hi raha hoon mein Kabhi iis pagh me Kabhi oos pagh me

Woh jo bho0l gay hum ko qas0or

Woh jo bho0l gay hum ko qas0or un ka nahe hai WASI JB TAQDEER hi buri ho to koi apna nahe banta

Ye kon shakhs hai jo meri baat

Ye kon Shakhs hai Jo Meri Baat Nhi Sunta Main Chalta hon to wo Meray Sath Nahi Chalta Andheri Raat Main Tanha Beth kar