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bahir SMS Messages

T20 worldcup me harne k baad

T20 Worldcup me harne k baad SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:’Beta bazar se dahi la do’ AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny

Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee

Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka

ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN ye kya kiya biwi AAP NE HI BOLA THA

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai Bhikari: main

Aik kabristan kay bahir likha tha

Aik Kabristan Kay Bahir Likha Tha: Kabhi Hum Aisay Thay Jaisay Tum Ho Aur Kal Tum Aisay Ho Gay Jaisay Aj Hum Hain think

Sardar india gya whan barish ho rahi

Sardar India gya whan barish ho rahi thi wo bhagwan k mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola . . kdi

Mery mrnay k bad meri kahani likhna

Mery mrnay k bad meri kahani likhna Kese brbad hui meri jwani likhna Or likhna k mere hath khushi k trsy Kese brsa meri

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Ghazal mery marnay k baad meri

‘GHAZAL’ Mery Marnay k baad Meri kahani likhna … kesey barbaad Hoi Meri Jawaani likhna…. Aur likhna k Merey Hont khushi ko Tarsay …

Teachar 1 hath me kitni unglian hoti

Teachar 1 Hath Me Kitni Unglian Hoti Hen? Pappo: 6 Teachar:Ullu K Pathe Hath Pent Se Bahir Nikal Kar Gino;(,’) Sorry Mis$$…

On a serious note jab naak

On A Serious Note! Jab Naak K Chohay Jamnay Lagen, Aur Naak Mein Kharr Kharr Karnay Lagen, Aur Ungli Dalnay Pe Ek Sookhay Howay

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira mene us se poocha a aansu tum kyun bahir aaye ho? Bola aaj koi teri aankh main

Insaan kee zahniat b samjh sey bahir

Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey Bahir Hai, Bimari K Khauf Sey Khana To Chord Sakta Hai Laikin Dozakh K Khauf Sey Ghunah Nahee.

Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy

Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka. Techr: Ye bag ks ne phenka

Khizaan k zard patton ka wo manzar

Khizaan k zard patton ka wo manzar yaad karta hai, Usay kehna bohot usko December yaad karta hai. Usay kehna k yakh-basta hawaein Zakhm

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Mere marne k bad meri kahani likhna

Mere Marne K Bad Meri Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbad Hoie Meri Jawani Likhna Or Likhna K Mere Hont Khushi Ko Tarse Kaise Parse Meri

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali me log keh rhe

Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik

‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti’ =ZUBAIDA

Din ko kron ya rat ander

Din Ko Kron YA Rat Ko Kron Ander Kron YA Bahir Kron Bed Par Kron YA Kursi Pe kron Pyar Se Kron YA Ghusy

Ek artist se dil k darwazay ki

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsurat

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

Memon ko current laga begum ne

Memon Ko Current Laga… Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola: Mujhe Chorr Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh “UNIT” Kitne Gire

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

Ulfat ka jab kisi nay lia nam

Ulfat ka jab kisi nay lia nam ro paray. Apni wafa ka soch k anjam ro paray. Her sham ye swal k muhabat say

Ghazal aitbar e waqt pe be ikhtiyar h0 k

(GHAZAL) Aitbar-E-waqt Pe be-Ikhtiyar H0 k R0 Parey, koh kar kabhi Usey T0 kabhi Pa k R0 Parey.. khushyan Hamarey Pass kahan Mustaqil Rehein,

Buht umeed rakhna or phir beaas hona

Buht umeed rakhna, or phir be’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hy, buht hassas hona b, ‘Suno ik kaan se or doosre se

Sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya

sardar galti saay samnunder mai gir gaya doobte doobte uske hath main machli aayi usy paker ker bahir phenka or bola Ja tu tey

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya.. Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi.. Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola.. ‘Kadi Naha

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

1 american chinese aur pakistani chaand per

1 American, 1 Chinese aur 1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi. American: Ye

Ghazal is nayab mery marnay k

‘GHAZAL is nayab’ ‘Mery Marnay k baad Meri kahani likhna …… kesey barbaad Hoi Meri Jawaani likhna …… Aur likhna k Merey Hont khushi

Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha

Is Tanhai mei BOhot Dam Ghut raha Hai Na Jane KOn Kmeena Bahir Se TOilet ki Kundi Laga Gaya! (”,)/ KHOL OYE /(,) Tera

Mehak me saray huroof dho kr

‘Mehak me Saray huroof dho kr ‘Snae’ Rabe Jalil likhun ‘Taveel tr Se Taveel likhun ‘Jamal likhun ‘Jameel likhun ‘Usi ko uski daleel likhun

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat

*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir

Qatry ko alias ne samundar bna dia

Qatry ko ALi_as Ne Samundar Bna Dia Be-Zar B Aa Gya to ABU-ZAR-ra Bna Dia Ek Maa khuda k Hukm Se Bahir NikaL Gaen

Ak tu ha k jehan bhar sy

Ak tu ha k jehan bhar sy ha talluk tera…. ak mein hu k teri zaat sy bahir na gaya!!!

Aik poet daku ban gya bank main

Aik Poet Daku Ban Gya Bank Main Daka Dalny Gya Aur Bola Arz Kiya Hai Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wo Mily Ga Handz Up!

Khushiyaan hamaaray paas kahan mustaqil raheeeeeen

Khushiyaan hamaaray paas kahan mustaqil raheeeeeen…!!! bahir kabhi hansay to ghar aa kay ro paray.

Mere pyaray watan k

Mere pyaray watan k (,’)/ pyaray pyaray (! ! Pakistanio !.!!..*(* ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (‘.’)/ |__| /, apne apne bister bahir gali me laga lo,,, (‘.’)

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho? Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ch0se any 0ne number. Jb ap bahir jate hain to log ap ko kin

Ek jesi lagti hain chooriyan b larkiyan

Ek Jesi Lagti Hain Chooriyan B Larkiyan B Hansti Hain Khanakti Hain Chooriyan B Larkiyan B Nazuk Inteha Ki, Ek Zara C Thais Se

Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante

Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40 Rupe Sardar Bola: Main Tatti keti A Yahoo Tay

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Boojho to jane ye sookha andar

“Boojho to jane” Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai Jab ander

Tanha ghar se bahir jana theek nhi

Tanha ghar se bahir jana theek nhi, Tum ma’soom ho or zmana theek nhi. Saaf dilon ko phir se maila kar dain gi, Guzri

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha raha tha.1admi ne pocha pura q nhi khatay. srdr bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki chez khane se

Dekhna jo na tha zainab sa ko

Dekhna jo na tha Zainab ‘s.a’ ko woh sab dekh aiye, Laash pe bhai ki chaadar na ourhanay pai, Koi bhi pas na tha

Lady drpathan se tum roz clinic

lady dr:pathan se : tum roz clinic k bahir kharey ho k aurton ko q ghoorty ho? pathan:ap hi ne bahir likha hua hy

Mujhy azaad kar do na k

MUJHY AZAAD KAR DO NA K MEIN HUN QAID BARSON SE JUDAIE KI AZIAT MEIN ZEHAR BHAR DE GA YE ZALIM MERI NAZUK TABIAT

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu

Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu theek hoon ik dard dil k paass hai wesay tu theek hoon, Daikha jo chaand ko tu

Multan k village ek zamindar nain geo

Multan k village k ek zamindar nain GEO per inkshaf kiya ha k us k pas zamin ka ek aisa tukra ha jo sardiyon

Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai? Pathan ne bahir daikha Or bola Lagta hy Railway

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany

2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur

Ghar se bahir wo naqab me nikli

Ghar se bahir wo naqab me nikli Sari dunya us ki talash me nikli Wo jo krti thi hmari muhabat se inkar ‘GALIB’ Ek

Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k yey kon sa station hay. sardar..bahir dekh kar lagta

Asli dost dost wo nhi jo

ASLI DOST Dost wo nhi jo aap k kam aye Dost wo hi jo ap ki t-short mang kr le jaiye or kbi wapis

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase apni barson ki trp chpaon kase raha na ja tujh tere bin ab main apne dill

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

Admi dost k ghar gia ghanti bajany

Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita ap k abou gar par hen? Bacha. G wo

Sardar india gya whan barish ho

‘Sardar India gya whan barish ho rahi thi wo bhagwan k mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola . . kdi

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they ek din us nay un donun ko kiss kartay dekha to donun ki tind kar di kuch

1aik admi talwar liye masjid mein gaya

1)Aik Admi talwar liye Masjid mein gaya or awaz di: Ap mein koi Sacha Muslman hai? 1 buzurg bolay: Main hon, Admi buzurg ko

Ghazal marnay k bad mri ye kahani

‘GHAZAL’ Marnay k bad mri ye kahani likhna, kaisy hui barbad mri ya jawani likhna, ye likhna usy intazar bhat tha kisi ka, Aakhri

Different exam style lahore board slow

‘Different Exam Style’ ‘ lahore BOARD’ Slow sound me 1st student: Abe ye ques bata? 2nd Student: ‘Chup kr, Warna tera COPY CASE ho

Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir

Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha

Qurbt ki teri pyaas hai wase to

Qurbt ki teri pyaas hai wase to thek hu ,,,,,,,,,Ek dard dil ke paas hai wase to thek hu ,,,,,,,, Dkha jo chand ko

Ek sardar dusre se zara car se

Ek sardar dusre se: Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kaam ker rahe hain ya nahi? Dusra bahar dekh ker: Haan g, nahi

Bay aitbaar waqt pay janjhlaa k ro

bay aitbaar waqt pay janjhlaa k ro pary………. kho kar kabi usy to , kabi pa k ro pary. khushyan hmary pass kahan mustaqil

Mera result dekhna ka baad abu

Mera Result Dekhna ka Baad Abu Mujh sa Bs itna he bola Faraz Ka BIGBOSS chahta hain ka aap is Ghr sa Bahir Chala

Ek roz juda ho jaon ga

Ek roz juda ho jaon ga Na jane kahan kho jaon ga Tum lakh pukaro gay muj ko par lot k main na aon

Ak jaisi lagti hain choriyaan or larkiyaan

Ak jaisi lagti hain choriyaan or larkiyaan Toot-ti hain hansti hain choriyaan or larkiyaan, nazuki ki inteha hy ik zara si thais say Toot

Mere zindgi un khush gawar mehlon ke

mere zindgi un khush gawar mehlon ke trah hy asad jo bahir sy khush gwar or under sy viran.

Pathan cinema mai jurasic park dekh raha

Pathan cinema mai ‘Jurasic Park’ dekh raha tha.Dinosour screen ki tarf aane laga to wo bahir bhaag gaya.Bahir Kisi ne pucha kyu bhaag rahe

1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho

1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l to raha hun Larki: A*ndar to nai hay Khusra:

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir beaas hona

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir BeAas Hona Bhi.. Bashar Ko Maar Deta Hai Bohat Hassaas Hona Bhi.. Suno ik Kaan Se Aur Doosre Se

Sardar shirt utar k ghar bahir khara

Sardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir khara tha Ek admi bola! wah sardar G, kya ‘SEENA’ hai. Sardar fakhar se: A Tay kuch

Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas

Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas gaye aor boli mujhe aik daant nikalwaana hai,Mujhe jaldi hai,apni fees bataye.Dentist ne apni fees bataye aor

Kabhi samoya daboya nikal bahir phenka

Kabhi Samoya Kabhi Daboya Kabhi Nikal Bahir Phenka_._._ Samander_E_Ishq Teri Adatain Mere Yaar Jesi Hain_._._

Dil tumhare sheher se bahir kahen lagta

Dil tumhare sheher se bahir kahen lagta nahin, Umer guzri hum inhi galion k ho kar reh gae.

Wife apne husbad se shukar he ap

Wife apne Husbad se: Shukar he ap sahi salamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husban: Q? Kya hua? . . . . Wife: Bahir gali

Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja

MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya le kar ja rahy ho? Choha: BHAI bhooka

Wife shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar

Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Kyun Kiya hua? Wife: Bahir gali men log keh rahe the koi chootiya

baarish rat bhi

*. . .Baarish. . .* Rat Bhi Baarish TOot K Barsi Aik Jesi Shiddat Thi Bahir B Aur Andar B. . .*

Mere sary rasty band na kar

Mere Sary Rasty Band Na Kar, Ay Ishq! Mujhe Paband Na Kar, Ya Mujh Ko Le Kar Sang Tu Chal, Ya Meri Hadd Se

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na

Ye azmat e batil dhoka hy haibat e kafir kch b

Ye azmat-e-batil dhoka hy, Ye Haibat-e-kafir kch b nhi, Mitti k khilone hn saray, Ye kufar k lashkr kch b nhi, ‘ALLAH’ se drne

Ek qaafla safar ke douran ek andheri

Ek Qaafla safar ke douran ek andheri Ghaar se guzra, 0r unke paon me kankariyan chubhen, to kuch Logon ne is khayal se ke

Yeh azmat e baatil dhoka hay

Yeh Azmat -E- Baatil Dhoka hay, Yeh Hebat -E- Kafir kuch bi nahi, Mitti ka khilonay hain saaray, Yeh kuffaar ka Lashkar kuch bi

Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala

Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala kha rahey thay. aik admi ne pocha pura kyun nahee kha rahey, Sardar; doctor ne bahir ki

achi baat aitemad ek rooh

:::… Achi Baat:::…. ~*~Aitemad ek rooh ki tarha hota hai. ek dafa chala jai tou phir waapis nahi aata ~*~ Jis darwazay sey shakk

Bacha apni maa se mom 10 rupe

BACHA APNI MAA SE MOM 10 RUPE DENA, BAHIR GHAREEB KO DENE HAIN MAA KIDHAR HAI GHAREEB? BACHA BAHIR KHARA KULFI BECH RAHA HAI

Ek jesi lagti hai churiyan bhi larkiya

Ek Jesi Lagti Hai Churiyan Bhi Larkiya Bhi Hansti Hai khankti Hai Churiyan Bhi Larkiya Bhi In Ke Torne Walo Ko Ehsaas Tak Nai

Bacha apni maa se mom 10 rupee

Bacha Apni Maa Se: Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain . Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb? . Bacha: Bahir Khara ‘KULFI’ Bech

Hum teri yaad k pinjray mein qaid

Hum Teri Yaad k Pinjray Mein Qaid Panchi. Urna Chahain Bhi To Ye Soch kar Urr Nahi Patay Bahir Tanhayi ki Hawa Hogi Be’Rehm

Pathan f 16 land kr k bahir nikla

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga: Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye

Ek artist se dil k darwaze ki

Ek Artist Se Dil k Darwaze Ki Tasveer Banane Ko Kaha Gaya Us Ne Bahut Haseen Ghar Banaya Aur Us Mei Chhota Sa Khubsurat

Khamoshi aisa darakht js pr karwa phal

KHAMOSHI: aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta HASAD: aisa aala jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy SACHAI: aisi

Faraz sad story kal meri birthday

FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b

Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante

‘Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40 Rupe Sardar Bola: Main Tatti keti A Yahoo Tay

1 ghar me 2 pyare kabotar rhty

1 ghar me 2 pyare kabotar rhty thy ik ka nam tha ‘I Love u’ Dosry ka nam tha ‘U Love Me’ U love

1 admi aadhi raat ko qabar par

1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par Betha Tha. Musafir Ne Poocha= Darr Nai Lagta? Aadmi= Lo Is Me Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai,

Maine zindagi ki sab se baree sachai

maine Zindagi ki sab se baree sachai qabristan k bahir likhi hui daikhi: Manzil To Meri Yehi Thi !Bus Zindagi Guzar Gai Yahan Aate

Insaan kee zahniat b samjh sey bahir

Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey Bahir Hai, Bimari K Khauf Sey Khana To Chord Sakta Hai Laikin Dozakh K Khauf Sey Ghunah Nahee

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,

Pathan ko raste se brazier milawoh samne

Pathan ko raste se brazier mila,woh samne ghar gya or darwaza bjaya…!!Larki ai or poocha kya hy?Pathan: Baji yeh lo ap ka doodh ka

Jab larki ghr se bhagne ki dhamki

jab larki ghr se bhagne ki dhamki de to use ganja kar do phr wo 5 maa tk wo ghr se bahir bhagna to

Gaon ke school ki chatt gir gaii

Gaon ke school ki chatt gir gaii, deewarein toot gaen, darwaazey khirkiyaan ghayab hogaye, classes mai students ke alawa awara kuttey bhi akar bethne

Do chaar nahi mujh ko faqat aik

Do Chaar Nahi Mujh Ko Faqat Aik Dikha do… *._MOHSIN_.* Wo Shakhs Jo Andar Se Bhi Bahir ki Tarah ho..

Kab lot k aao gay bata kion

kab lot k aao gay bata kion nai daity Diwar bahanoon ki gira kion nahi daity Tum Pas ho mery to pata kion nahi

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho

Pathan India Gaya… Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi… Uss Ne Mander Mein Ja Ke kali mata Ko Bahir Phenk Dya Aur Bola… ‘Kadi Naha

Jana men jo so jaun khwabo

Jana men jo so jaun khwabo ki dunyn men kho jaun to tum mj ko jga lena wapis apny pas bula lena. lekn ye

Aik sardar ji america gaye wahan

Aik Sardar ji America gaye.. Wahan us ne aik Maim ki Bund mei ungli di to Maim ka sath he Padd nikal gya or

Tery hisaar se bahir nikal gae hun

Tery hisaar se bahir nikal gae hun me Tu thek kehta he shayad badal gae hoon me Tujhy khabar nahi kese saraab raasty thy

Mujhey fursat hii hai saweray jaldii

Mujhey Fursat Hii Fursat Hai Saweray Jaldii Utna Hai Na Shab Ko Dair Sey Sona Kahien Bahir Nahi Jana Kisi Say Bhi Nahi Milna

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar ja kr dua kr raha tha, mera prize bond her soorat main nikalna chaiyae jaisay hi wo

Part1 main akeli thi tanha thi

part1 Main akeli thi, tanha thi .. bezari aur laachari main , jabh nikli bahir ghar se main. thandi hawa ne mujhe galay lagaya

Ik charsi mazaar pe jaa kar duaa

Ik CHARSI Mazaar pe jaa Kar Duaa kar raha tha: ‘Mera Prize Bond har Soorat Men Nikalna chahiye’ Jaissay hi wo Mazaar se bahir

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra

Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey

Pathan india gaya wahan barish ho rahi

Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi: Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola, . . . “Kaddi Naa

Boli rehna ache soher dafter se

Boli Rehna Ache Soher Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher Jate Jate Haath Main De Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker

1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne

1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se nikal de men teri rah men daigh dun ga.

Hum teri yaad k pinjray main qaid

Hum teri yaad k Pinjray main Qaid Panchi…. Urna chahain b to ye soch k ur nai patay, Bahir Tanhai ki Hawa hogi, Be’Reham

1 admi apny dost k gar gya

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla. Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par

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