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december abi lamhey nahi bikhray mosam

. . . December’. . . Abi lamhey nahi Bikhray, Abi Mosam Nahi Bichray, Mery kamrey ki Thandak Mein, Abi kuch Dhoop Baqi hai.

Teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate

Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne 3 Rida ko dedi 6 sana ko dedi or 3 Sanam ko To ab tumhre

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat

Sheikh apne bachon sejo rat ko khana

Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege Sab bache 5,5 Rupe lekar sogae Subha ko Sheikh bola: Jo

Na ganvaao naavak e niim kash dil e reza reza ganvaa diyaa

na ga.Nvaao naavak-e-niim-kash, dil-e-reza reza ga.Nvaa diyaa jo bache hai.n sang sameT lo, tan-e-daaG daaG luTaa diyaa mere chaaraagar ko naved ho, saf-e-dushmanaa.N ko

kisi per aitmad karo to us

( Kisi per Aitmad Karo To Us bache ki tarah; jis ko aap hawa mian uchalo to wo hansta hai darta nahe ; Q

8 amazing fact 1india me 95

8 AMAZING FACT. 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwan bache peda nahi huwe 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na

WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache internet se download kye hai

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

Teacher 2 me se minus

Teacher : 2 Me Se 2 Minus Ker Do Tou Kia Bache Ga ? Gul Khan : …Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aaya Teacher

Ap k bache result aya gay

ap k k k k k k k bache k k k k k k result aya gay ha hahahahaha. april fool.

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

bachay hain zid kr rahe

(‘.’) (‘.’) Bachay hain zid kr rahe thy k Monkey dekhna he! Mene AP ka Adres dia hi wo agr aen to 2,3 JUMP

suno abhi tum ishq

;-:”: Suno :”:-; Abhi tum ishq mat karna Abhi mitti se khelo tum Tumhari umar hi kya he Abhi masoom bache ho Nahi maloom

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran

Roz logon se tare pange honge tareghar

roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or

Delivery k time doctor lady se

Delivery k time Doctor lady se; kya aap Delivery k time apne bache k Baap ko apne paas dekhna chahen gi? Lady; Nahi Aese

Hum se pehle bhi mohabbat main kayi

Hum Se Pehle Bhi MohabbaT Main Kayi Dil UjrreHumne Yeh Chhot Anokhi To Nahi Khayi Hai Ho Ker Insaan Tu MohabbaT Se Bache Ga

Ye lo apne bache sambalo sb k

Ye lo apne bache sambalo sb k ghr ja k gosht mang raha thy Eid Se 4 Din pehla. (‘.’)(‘.;)(;.;) (0,0) /)) /(( /))

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pilate

1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pilate howe boli P le kaminay tera baap tu is k liye pagal hua rehta hai aur tu

7 amazing facts 1india me 95

7 AMAZING FACTS 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Sakeena sa bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain

Sakeena (s.a.) bibi tumhare ghulaam haazir hain. Bujhe jo pyaas to ashqo’n k jaam haazir hain. …Bache to agle baras hum hain aur ye

English na aanay ka nuksaan boyfrind

English na aanay ka nuksaan! Boyfrind apni girlfriend se Darling R u free tonight? Girlfriend: Haramkhor Free k bache Aaj se pehle kbhi paise

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Sardar kia kar rahe ho

Sardar: Kia Kar Rahe Ho ? Pathan: Hum 1 Saal K Bache Ka Awaz Recrd Kr raha Ha Sradar:Wo Q? Pathan Wo Jab Bara

Kitne harami hein teri gali k bache

Kitne harami hein teri gali k Bache Soni. Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein Is K Chote Size Pe Mat Jana. 🙂

A young boy died his mother cried

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

main

/),,/) ( ‘;’ ) (,,)(,,) Main na… Main na… Aap she bohat nalaaz hun Aap na… Aap na…. Mujey toi b eshMesh (SMS) nain

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt

Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar

Kisi pyase ko apne hisse ka paani

Kisi Pyase ko Apne His’se Ka Paani Pilana Bhi Mohabbat Hy Bhanwar Mein Doobte Ko Saahilo’n Tak Le k Jana Bhi Mohabbat Hy Kahi’n

1 mlvi sheela ki jawani song dekh

1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Mölvi: ‘Pagal k Bache Mey

Lady in bus peechay kharay boy ko

LADY IN BUS: PEECHAY KHARAY BOY KO THAPPAR MARA.. BOY: BREAK LAGANE KI WAJA SE DHAKKA LAGA HEY LADY: MERAY 4 BACHE HAIN…’DHAKKA AUR

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usy khala khala kehna shuru krdia Bachi ne madam ko bula liya Madam:jin

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Jaj mujrim se batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish

Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5 karror rupe’, Aap ki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

(,,,/) (,,,/) ( ~,~) ( ‘=’ ) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,) Detho titni Pali hawa Ha! Letin Aap sho lay ho Dande Bache Otho Otho.. shehli

Tension larki ne apse lift mangi

*Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension

1 ameer lrki ko school me gharib

1 Ameer Lrki ko School me Gharib khandan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. ‘ ESSAY ‘ 1 Gharib khandan tha baap Gharib Maa

In karachi 2o20 miyan bv aur

In Karachi 2O20: Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The, Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga. B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Or bache kese hai tumare mera cell

or bache kese hai tumare mera cell no, ye hai.03458807446,03002720096

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Faqeer pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye

FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye Phir 5, Ab 1 ruppya Q? Admi: Pehle me knwara tha Phir shadi ki, Ab bache hein

Ek thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ek Thi GuRiYa Ek Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h

Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab!

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe acha

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe boht acha lga ap ko b boht acha lgega MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Sir samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..! Us main se 5 mujhe diye to

Barish hui to phulon k tan chak

barish hui to phulon k tan chak ho gaye mausam k hath bhig k saffak ho gaye badal ko kya khabar k barish ki

Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Chita kukar banere te jine tere bache

Chita Kukar Banere Te Jine Tere Bache Honge Una Jana Aye Mere Te

Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain? Shadi hui? Kitnay bache hen? Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Techer ka darjah maa se b uncha

Techer Ka DarJah MAA Se B Uncha Hota Ha? Pata hai Q ki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek Bache Ko Sulati Ha Or_Teacher

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam

Suna hai janglun ka bhi koi dastoor

Suna hai janglun ka bhi koi dastoor hota hai Suna hai sher ka jab pait bhar jaye to woh hamla nahee karta Darakhton ki

Little girl abbu insan kahan se aya

LITTLE GIRL: Abbu insan kahan se aya? . DAD: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye, Unke bache huwe, Insan wahan se aya. . Kuch

1 memon bache ko le kr nai

1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua. Memon ne baal katwaye, shave banvai or naai ko kaha: Bachay

Sardar yaar me ne suna he k

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik

Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik programe mai ro parhi k ye mere kaise pakistan k bache hai jo apne barho k toheen

1 pathan ne lift mangi car ruki

1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr

Kehte hain bache kabhi jho0t nahi

Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal ‘Load Sheding’ Khatam H0 Jae

1 bacha apni ami se pochta hy

1 BACHA APNI AMI SE POCHTA HY K MAMA YE PRAGNET KIS KO KAHTE HN TO US KI MAMA KAHTI HN K GUSA HONE

Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop

Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop se guzri Bacha zid krne lga k khilona lena ha, boht samjhanay ke bawjood bache ne zid

1 aurt tandur p rotyan paka

*’* 1 Aurt tandur p rotyan paka rahi thi. Uska bacha bar bar aag k pas jata tha, wo bache ko aag s dur

Bare zalim hai teri gali k bache

Bare zalim hai Teri gali k bache …Faraz… Kutta peeche laga kar kehte hain… . . . . . . . . . .

Fakeer phle ap 10 rpe dete the

Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5, ab 1 rpya Q? Admi phale ma knwara tha phr shadi ki, ab bache hen

Barey zalim hen teri gali k bache

Barey zalim hen teri gali k bache Faraz Kutta peeche laga k kehte hen Ashiqon ki speed dikho

1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua

1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua. Nurse: Q hans rahe ho? Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne wja

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja? . . Mobile?? Media? Internet? nhi Matric ki Urdu Ghazlen 😉 Ache se Ache Bache ko

Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm

PATHAN lrki sy Hum sy shadi kro tm ko sawab ho ga. Larki: wo kesy PATHAN: hmari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka naam

Irl papa insan kahan se aaya papa

irl: Papa insan kahan se aaya? Papa: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye, unke bache huwe, insan wahan se aaya. kuch dino bad… Girl:

ho k insan tu muhbt

*. . .ho k insan tu muhbt sy bache ga kese., dOsT. . . . . . .* is khta pe tu frishton ne

O level k bache zoo meoh wow

O level k bache Zoo me:’oH woW look that monky he is sleeping don’t dsturb,’ Govrmnt schol k bache ‘- OYE DKH TERA BAP

Mujhay apnay zab pay naz tha

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,, Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,, Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,, Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,, Meray

Ek pathan ne gali k k0ne me

Ek Pathan Ne Gali K K0NE Me Kachra Phenk Diya. Thori Der Bad Ghom Phir Kr Gali Me Aya To Mohalle Wale Apas Me

This is very old story aik

This is very old story aik banda bohat gareeb tha us kai 5 bache the lekin woh un ko is baat ka ehsas nahe

Producer movie ka naam sunte hi

Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao.. . . . . . . Director: ‘Morning Exam

Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se

Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha. “jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 ropya dun ga” sab bache

Pathan ne bache ka naam india rakha

Pathan ne Bache ka naam india rakha Dost:Apko india se nafrat hay phir apne Bete ka naam ye Q rakha PTHAN:Hum dunia ko btana

Mai dua karti hu k allah apko

Mai Dua Karti Hu K ALLAH Apko Muskan Aman Khushi Waqar Tehzeeb Shaan Shoukat Sabar Fazal Tabasum Roshan Rahmat De 12 Bache Kafi Hai

1 admi jungle ki traf ja ra

1 admi jungle ki traf ja ra tha us say 1 buzurg ne pocha kahan ja rhe ho?us admi ne btaya lakrian katne jungle

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi

Gr8 msg 1 hindu techer clas mebacho

Gr8 msg… 1 hindu Techer clas me:’Bacho Aap ko main nazar a raha hon? Bachay:’G Haa’ Teacher: ‘main ap k samne kara hu es

Barey zalim hai tere gali k bache

Barey Zalim hai tere gali k bache Faraz kutta peche laga k kehte hai. Ashiqo ki speed dakho..

1 0rat tandor pe rotian paka rahi

1 0rat TANDOR Pe Rotian paka Rahi Thi Uska Bacha Bar Bar Aag k Pas jata tha Wo Bache ko Aag se Dur Betha

2 bachy examinatin hall mein bethy they

2 bachy examinatin hall mein bethy they examiner bahut sakht tha cheating nahen karne de rha tha ek bachey ne chit likh k examinr

Girlfriend hum apne bache ka nam kia

Girlfriend: Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay? . Boyfriend: Agr shadi k bad howa To ‘RASHID MINHAAS’ . Or Agr shadi se

Doctor ne sardar k lun ka opration

Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache ki Soond laga di . 2 Month baad Sardar

barey zalim hen teri gali k

: Barey Zalim hen teri Gali k bache ‘Faraz Kutta peeche laga k kehte hen,Ashiqon ki speed dakho:..

Larka apni girlfriend se darling r u

Larka apni girlfriend se Darling r u free tonight? Larki: Haramkhor, kute k bache, kanjar, aj se pehly kia mai ne tum se paisy

Miss jis bache nysabq thora sa

Miss: jis bache nysabq thora sa yaad kia wo mere haath per kiss kry ga jis ne pura yaad kiya wo mere galpe 1

Sardar mere bache hun ge to

Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh Q? kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon

Mashoom za kadoo na khuram mor

Mashoom: za kadoo na khuram.! Mor: bache kadoo dair kha seez dai, daa pa khayta k sanaa wayi.. Mashoom: kanzal de kayi, kho che

Devdas of 2010 man ne kaha

DEVDAS OF 2010 MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG CHOR DO DOSTON NE KAHA MOBILE SY BALANCE CHORANA

Teache ne 1 bahce ki mom ko

TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA: BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN . . . . . . MOM NE NOTE PHARNE

Baazuyon mein jaise khinch ke aajaye ga

baazuyon mein jaise khinch ke aajaye ga kayenaat apne bache ke liye bahon mein phelaati hai MAAN zindigani ke safar main gardishon ki dhoop

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai MAA, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai MAA, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai MAA, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai MAA, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Pathan apne ek mah ke bache ko

pathan apne ek mah ke bache ko hospital le gaya DOCTOR- isko koi sakhat cheez nahi khilai pathan nahi kal ye ro raha tha

Phal ohi ohnu lagde ne bizi hove

Phal ohi ohnu lagde ne bizi hove jihdi vel yaara… Rab mada kise da nhi karda eh sab takdeeran de khel yaara… Bachiyan wich

Aankhein qisse ma aur tum baatain taane

Aankhein, qisse, ma aur tum Baatain taane, ma aur tum Yaadain tairii pyaarii yaadain Raahain, manzil, ma aur tum Saari mehfil aik taraf Apni

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai maan, Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai maan, Roti apne hise ki de k apne

Masoom buhat thi maa meri si baatin

masoom buhat thi maa meri masoom si baatin karti thi har bache pe apne marti thi our sab par jaan chirakti thi bas pyar

Aankhein qisse ma aur tum baatain taane

Aankhein, qisse, ma aur tum Baatain taane, ma aur tum Yaadain tairii pyaarii yaadain Raahain, manzil, ma aur tum Saari mehfil aik taraf Apni

Holay holay datesheet milti hai tension barhti

Holay holay datesheet milti hai holay holay tension barhti hai holay holay se watt lagti hai haaaaaaaaaaan………….. halay holay dekho dar lagta hai holay

Tumhen fursat ho jab barq e tapaan se nimat

tumheN furSat ho jab barq-e-tapaaN se nimaT lenaa hamaare aashiyaaN se yeh dunyaa kam naheN baar-e-giraaN se naheN Khaalii koYii aah-o-fughaaN se naSeebooN kaa

3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne

3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki, shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye 1

A boy n girl of nursery class

A BOY N GIRL OF NURSERY CLASS GO TO THIER TEACHER N ASKED. BOY: KIA CHOTEY BACHO K BACHE HO SEKTE HAN MISS: NO

Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rkha PATHAN:Hum Sari Dunya Ko

Teacher sardar ki 5 biwian 20 bache

Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bache Pathan Ki 1 BV 9 Bache To Bataoo In Dono Me Kon Acha? Papu: Score to sardar