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bacha SMS Messages

Teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate

Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne 3 Rida ko dedi 6 sana ko dedi or 3 Sanam ko To ab tumhre

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

Azmat e deen mustafa zainab sa

Azmat e Deen e Mustafa Zainab (S.A) Hubahu Shakal e Fatima (S.A) Zainab (S.A) Ae Azadar e Shah (A.S) Jeetay Raho Hum Ko Deti

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Imam hussain ki muddat e hamal 6 mah heyahya

Imam HUSSAIN ki muddat-e-Hamal 6 mah he.Yahya Alehissalam or Imam HUSSAIN k ilawa koi aesa bacha zinda na raha jiski muddat-e-hamal 6 mah hui

woh aayi thi

[ Woh AaYi Thi ??? ] Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi

Saadgi bana ajnabi mera humsafar aur

*==SAADGI==* Bana ajnabi mera Humsafar.! Aur nazar bacha k guzar geya.! Main tha Raaston se bekhabar.! Aur Usey Manzilon ka shao’or tha.! Na theen

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building mein aag lagi dekhi tou kaha tm log neechey kood jao mein pehelwan hon pakar longa pehle

Machar ka bacha pehli bar urha jab

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny Pucha: Urh K Kaisa Laga? He Replied: Bohat Maza

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Bacha papa aaj se school may 1

Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya hai Papa!Good, lakin tum apni LULLI Q hila rahay

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain. Bachchay ka baap kehta hai: ‘meray betay ka chehra to meray

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

Ik bacha apni maa ko bagher makeup

‘Ik bacha apni maa ko bagher Makeup k dekh ker ye bola FARAZ’ . . . . . . Aey khuda mere abbu salamat

Jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na

jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake, jisne hame chaha use chah na sake, ye to dil tutane ka khel tha, kisi ka

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv:

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant larki se sex kr raha hu aur andar se

1 pathan ne sex k liye sara

1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida 1-Oil ki Botel 1-Condom 1-Rooi ka Packet Kisi ne pochha Ab kis ka intezar kr

Andhera ha rasta dia le k janamere

Andhera ha rasta dia le k jana, Mere anso ki zia le k jana, Tumhe hadso se bacha len gi hamesha, Suno ghar se

Juma mubarak duaae tawasul karam kar

**JUMA MUBARAK** ‘Duaa’e Tawasul’ Karam Kar Khudaya Karam Kar Karam Ba Haq’e NABI o ALI Mohtaram Hr Ek Ranj O Gham Ka Ho Ab

Bacha miss ap muje bohat achi

Bacha: Miss Ap Muje Bohat Achi Lgti Ho,Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga. Miss Ghussey Se! Muje Bachon Se Nafrat Hy. Bacha: Miss Me Koshish

Kabhi na hathon se hath chootey khayal

Kabhi na hathon se hath chootey khayal rakhna, Kabhi na chahat ka maan tootey khayal rakhna, Bacha k rakhna mohabat ko rahzanon se, Wafa

Aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is

aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is saal ko salamti se bacha le isey jesy chaha tu bus yahi dua hai mere k is

Betime parosi se love krti hun orus

Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi HunDad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi HoBeti: me ap ko

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Bacha nurse se mey apk 7 so

BACHA NURSE SE…. MEY APK 7 SO JAWOOON NURSE…. SO JAWOOOO BACHA…. MEY APK NAFF MEY UNGLI DALOOOON NURSE…. HAN DALO NURSE….. AHH AHH

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta

Imam hussain ki muddat e hamal 6 mah heyahya

Imam HUSSAIN ki muddat-e-Hamal 6 mah he.Yahya Alehissalam or Imam HUSSAIN k ilawa koi aesa bacha zinda na raha jiski muddat-e-hamal 6 mah hui

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Jis ne hume chaha use hum chah

Jis Ne Hume Chaha Use Hum Chah Na Sake, Jis Ko Chahte The Use Pa Na Sake, Yon Samjho K Dil Torne Ka Khel

mujhko meri hi udaasi se

*. . .Mujhko Meri Hi Udaasi Se Nikaale Koi, Main Mohabbat Hon, Muhabbat Ko Bacha Le Koi, Main Samandar Hon, Meri Teh Meh Sadaf

Apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja

apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja ban kar chand tu apna mukhdha tu dikhaja jan meri aaja tu yaad me rote hei teri ajaa

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher ki galiyon se, Beeti sadayen rakss karti hain tere ashiyane se, Karta hon yaad mein tujhe jab

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

1 bacaha washroom main pepsi use kar

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5

Bacha maine billi k saamne 2 choohe

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya. Batao Q? Aadmi: dosra chooha plastic ka hoga? Bacha:

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

Tabeer jo mill jati to ik khuwaab

Tabeer Jo Mill Jati To Ik Khuwaab bhot tha…. Jo Shakhs Ganwa Bethi Hon Nayaab Bhto Tha….. Main kaise Bacha Leti Bhala Kashti_e_Dil Ko

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare bazm raat ye kia hua.meri ankh kase chalak gayi mjhe ranj hai ye bura hua.meri zindagi ke

1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HaiN

Usy kehna december ja raha hai

Usy kehna….! December ja raha hai, December k guzarte hi, Bars ik or Maazi ka, Fizaun mein doob jaey ga, usy kehna, December k

Bacha apni dadi se kya hum humesha

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?Aap/papa/mom/behan aur maiDadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayengeBacha:

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi na thy. Tum ne hum se wade kye hi na thy. Ye muhbat tu ek dhoka thi.

1 bacha zong k office ja kar

1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat bacha

Zid Pe Aa Jaye Kisi Baat Pe Bacha Jaisy Dil Tere Baad Kuch is Tarah Sanbhaala Hum Ne.

Maan baap ka ehtaram aik bacha

Maan baap ka ehtaram. aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha

Aap b is dua me shamil hojaen

‘Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil HoJa’en ‘Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI ki umat or unki aal par, Mujh par, meri family par, mere

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Wo tera ruthna mujhse maira tujh ko

Wo tera ruthna mujhse Maira tujh ko mana lena Mohabbat ki nishani hay Gale mujh ko laga lana Mohabbat jis se hoti hay Usi

Itna bhi apni zaat se koi juda

Itna Bhi Apni Zaat Se Koi Juda Na Ho, Nikalay Teri Talash Mein Apna Pata Na Ho, Dekho K Phir Hawaon K Tewar Badal

Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar… Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum… Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko, Jisko hawa

Zindagi k safar main gardishon ki dhuop

Zindagi K Safar Main Gardishon Ki Dhuop Main Jab Koi Saya Nahin Milta To Yad Ati Hai Maan – Piyaar Kehtey Hain Kisey Our

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Na main paas us ko bula saka

Na main paas us ko bula saka Na main dil ki baat bata saka Wo hansi hansi main chal dia K main hath tak

Khutbay na hotay teray a bnt e

Khutbay na hotay teray Aæ Bnt e Fatama ‘s.a’ Dunya na janti k huwa karbala men kea, Hota na tazkarah kahen Qattel e Imam

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Duniya meri abaad he jis rahat e jaan se

Duniya Meri Abaad He Jis Rahat-e-Jaan Se, Deta Hoon Duaa’en Usey Dahrkan Ki Zaba’n Se, Herat Se Wafaa’en Mera Moo’n Dekh Rahi Hen, Sheeshy

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha hai mujh mein, mujh ko mujh se jo juda ker k chupa hai mujh mein Mera ye

Faqat ye ilteja hy tum se

Faqat ye Ilteja hy Tum Se K Rabtoan ko bahaal rakhna Kaheen bhi jana Kaheen bhi rehna Magar hamara Khayal rakhna Abhi Bhanwer mein

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

Eik class meinfarazfail hogaya to usne

Eik Class Mein’Faraz’Fail Hogaya…, . To Usne Shair Kaha…, . Kismat ki basti mai raaj Naseer Ka…, . Her SaaL FaiL Hota Hai Bacha

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Tum to apne the kiu na hath

Tum to apne the kiu na hath barya muj tak,…. dhoob ne walo ko to ghair be bacha letaiy hain.,….

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Kabhi ai haqiqat e muntazir nazar a libas e majaz mein

Kabhi ai haqiqat-e-muntazir nazar a libas-e-majaz mein k hazaron sajde tarap rahe hain teri jabin-e-niyaz mein tarap ashna-e-kharosh ho tu nawa hai mahram-e-gosh ho

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

Naam us ka likh kar mita raha

Naam Us Ka Likh Kar Mita Raha Tha Main Dil Ko Apne Yoon Jala Raha Tha Main Na Thi Jisko Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Ye chubhan akaley pan ki lagan udaas

ye chubhan akaley pan ki ye lagan udaas shab se. mein hawa se larr rha hon tujhe kia btaon kab se. ye sehar ki

Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya hai? Apne jhaghre me zamane ki zarorat kya hai? Tum mita sakte nahi dilse mera nam kabhi?

Bacha apni ami se gol gappay wala

Bacha apni ami se: Gol Gappay wala aya hai mein Gol Gappay khaon ga Maa: Haan lo beta ye lo paise aur Gol Gappay

Msg of may book maan nay

msg of may book…… maan nay apny choty bachay ko ak pull par kartay howey kaha…: mera hath mazboti say pakard loo bacha bola.

Rat bhar sony nhi deta ye

Rat bhar sony nhi deta…. Ye Ishq b dodh pita bacha hai…!!!

Veeran bohat hon wasl se tashkeel ker

Veeran bohat hon wasl se tashkeel ker muje, Tu muj se peyar ker zra tabdeel ker muje, Sehra ki tapti rait se aa ker

Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa: Nahi beta . Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan

hum teri yaad se khud ko

*’* Hum TERI yaad Se Khud Ko Bacha Na Sake, *’* Aur Teri MUHBAT Ko Chupa Na Sake, *’* Ye B Maalum Tha K

Saas lanat ho baho tujh

SAAS : Lanat ho ‘Baho’ tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kiya ! BAHO: Mujh sy ziada Lanat teray ‘Betay’ pe

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka kinary lagi ghas ki tarhan kero, Kabhi koi doobta howa uska sahare le, to wo us ko

Hazrat eesa khabar detay thay k

HAZRAT EESA khabar detay thay k fola shaks ne maida se khana bacha k zakhira kia ha{tafseer e kabeer-jld2-pg452, maktaba darul fikar bairoot}

Ghareeb bacha expres kinny wajy jani

GHAREEB BACHA: EXPRES KINNY WAJY JANI AA TT: 9 WAJY BACHA: LOCAL TT: 1 WAJY BACHA: MALL GADI TT: 12 WAJY TT: JANAY KITTHY

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message

Mujhe tum chor mat dena

*MUJHE TUM* * CHOR MAT * ”* DENA *”’ Hazaro DORIYA aaen BAHARAIN a k kho jayen Mera CHEHRA bhula dena Meri YAADEIN bacha

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy Main dil garifta adhoora shayar Main uljhi sochon bikharti nazron bhatakti rahon ka ik musafir Khayal tirchhay sawal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal rakhna 1,jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sb kuch hara ho.{Baap) 2,jis ne hr dukh se bacha

Girl baba ji agar main nazrana don

Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To, Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega? Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga, Agar Ek Chance Do

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kader

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kader, Itifaq se usi ko chah rahe the hum, Usi diye ne mere hatho ko jalaya, Jisko hawa

Childpapa aunty ka pait kion phola hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

Newzealand me 1 bacha peda hua haipedaish

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua haiPedaish k wkt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..aur 15 din bad 180kg ho gyaIncredible but true.. Bacha

Bacha dukandar se uncle rang gora krny

Bacha Dukandar se: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy Dukandar:Han Hy.Bacha: Saaly To Phir Lgata Kyon Nhi,Main Roz Tujy Dekh K Dar Jata

Raat ki neendain to pehly hi uraa

Raat Ki Neendain To Pehly Hi Uraa Ker Le Gaya, Reh Gai Thi Aarzoo So Wo B Aa Ker Le Gaya.. Titliyaan Aayin Gi

Mujhe gale se lagaa lo bohat udaas

Mujhe Gale Se Lagaa Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Ghame Jahan Se Chuda Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Yeh Intezaar Ka Dukh Ab Saha

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

v0 tasveer laakhon mai bik gyi

+.. v0 tasveer laakho’n mai bik gyi..+ +..Jis mai r0ti k begair bacha udaas tha..+

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko, ;Naseer; Us ne pocha kya bcha hy, Me ne kaha ek me hi bacha hun, Us ne hans

Sardar aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya? Sardar: Maine un se kaha ‘google’ pr search kar

Dua ne kaha maa woh hasti

**Dua Ne Kaha** * * Maa Woh Hasti Hai Jo Gunah Gaar Aolad Ko Bhi Dozak Se Bacha Leti Hai **Jannat Ne Kaha** *

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Koi lrka agr date pe moqa milne

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha

ii sorry

(..) [ii] ((””=(*_*) / ?? SORRY YAR!!!!! ‘MY NAME IS KHAN’ ! ! ! ! AND I AM NOT A BACHA BAAZ

Rahon par nazar rakhna honthon pe dua

‘Rahon Par Nazar Rakhna Honthon Pe Dua Rakhna, Aa Jaey Koi Shayed Drwaza Khula rakhna, Ahsas k Shma ko Es Trah Jala rakhna, Apni

Apni ankh se tapakta qatra poncha hai

Apni ankh se tapakta Qatra Qatra Poncha hai mene Kitabo k safhaat Par apni zindgi ko Lapeta hai mene . Kese is maqam tak

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

In karachi 2o20 miyan bv aur

In Karachi 2O20: Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The, Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga. B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN

English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka Table Naye Dilchasp Andaz me.! ‘2 Ka Pahara’ 2

Al quran ay nabi swa aap logon say

AL-QURAN ‘(Ay Nabi S.W.A) Aap logon say keh den k mai tmharay liye Nafa ya Naksan ka ikhteyar hargiz nhi rakhta Ap ye b

Main apney business key silsile kabhi

Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY w0h Neem Tareek Si GaLi

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa rahe thay Faraz, Ek larki humain bacha samajh k pappi de gai.. (‘,’ ) / / _/_

Veena malik ne class me bachon se

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Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

Bacha gaya usy sajda hussainaska warna nimaz

Bacha Gaya Usy sajda Hussain(as)ka Warna! Nimaz Asr se Phly mar gai hoti (Iqbal)

1 bacha new car pe pen se

1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI.

Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla

Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy