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bacha SMS Messages

Master bachy ki roti kha kr kehta

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Btao gy? Bacha msumyat se: nai master G,

woh aayi thi main

*. .Woh AaYi Thi ??? Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY

Jo shakhs kisi ka koi aaeb dekhy

‘Jo Shakhs Kisi Ka Koi Aaeb Dekhy Aur Us Ko Chupa Dey To Is Ka Ye Amal Aisa Hai Jesy Koi Zinda Dafan Kiey

Usay kehna december jaraha he

Usay kehna !! December jaraha he. . Decemeber kay guzartay hi Baras ek aur mazi ki fizaon mei doob jaega Usay kehna !! December

Bacha gaya usy sajda hussainaska warna nimaz

Bacha Gaya Usy sajda Hussain(as)ka Warna! Nimaz Asr se Phly mar gai hoti (Iqbal)

woh aayi thi

[ Woh AaYi Thi ??? ] Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi

Ek ghr me 2 love birds the

Ek ghr me 2 love birds the. Ek ka naam tha ‘I Love you’ Or dusre ka ‘u Love Me’ ‘U Love me’ ghr

Srdar ki shadi k 3 mhine baad

Särdar ki Shadi k 3 Mhine baad Bacha huwa. Sardar: Ay Ki hoya? BV: Tawdi Shadi Nu Kinna Arsa hoya? Sardar: 3 Mhine BV:

Mujhe tum chor mat

*MUJHE TUM* * CHOR MAT * ”* DENA *”’ Hazaro DORIYA aaen BAHARAIN aa k kho jayen Mera CHEHRA bhula dena Meri YAADEIN bacha

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka kinary lagi ghas ki tarhan kero, Kabhi koi doobta howa uska sahare le, to wo us ko

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv:

Jawa taaro ko gardish sikha raha tha

jawa taaro ko gardish sikha raha tha mein.kal uske hath ka kangan ghuma raha tha mein usi diye ne jaladiya meri hatheli ko jis

sardar ne ishara kr k tez

‘ Sardar ne ishara kr k tez ati bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana ha? Sardar: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.Zara poo-poo

Tabeer jo mill jati to ik khuwaab

Tabeer Jo Mill Jati To Ik Khuwaab bhot tha…. Jo Shakhs Ganwa Bethi Hon Nayaab Bhto Tha….. Main kaise Bacha Leti Bhala Kashti_e_Dil Ko

1 bacha mere abbu ki height iti

1 Bacha: Mere Abbu ki Height itÑi lambi he k chalte FaÑ ko rok lete heÑ. 2nd Bacha: Mere Abbu ki bhi Height bohat

Kee dasan gal os kudi di nhi

Kee dasan gal os kudi di nhi jihda sath nibha sakiya… Yaadgar jahi banke rah gayi na kho sakiya na pa sakiya… Door baithi

Mere dil mein koimasoom sa bacha hywasi

Mere Dil Mein KoiMasoom Sa Bacha HyWasi Jo Tujhey Sochta RehtaHy Shararat Ki Terha !!!

tasveer e shahkaar wo lakhon main bik

*. . .Tasveer-e-Shahkaar Wo Lakhon Main Bik Gai, Jis Main Baghair Roti Ke Bacha Udas Hai. . .* |:::R:::O:::C:::K:::S:::|

Dil se wisaal e yaar ka armaan be gaya

~Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan be gaya~ ~Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan be gaya~ ~Kar li hai uss ne phir gham-e-jaana se dosti~

Bacha in police station uncle ye photos

Bacha in police station Uncle ye photos kis ki hen? Police:Beta criminals ki jinko arrest krna hai. Bacha:Uncle jb photo li tb arrest kr

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

1 doctor bache ka sunnat karne aaya

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA DOC:- ! ! ! ! BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY ! !

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Kabhi ai haqiqat e muntazir nazar a libas e majaz mein

Kabhi ai haqiqat-e-muntazir nazar a libas-e-majaz mein k hazaron sajde tarap rahe hain teri jabin-e-niyaz mein tarap ashna-e-kharosh ho tu nawa hai mahram-e-gosh ho

Yaar jo bhi mila dil jala kar

Yaar jo bhi mila dil jala kar gaya Khaak main meri hasthi mila kar gaya Pyaas jiski sada mai bhujatha raha Zahere-katil mujhe wo

Teacher 2 me se minus

Teacher : 2 Me Se 2 Minus Ker Do Tou Kia Bache Ga ? Gul Khan : …Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aaya Teacher

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Zindagi k safar main gardishon ki dhuop

Zindagi K Safar Main Gardishon Ki Dhuop Main Jab Koi Saya Nahin Milta To Yad Ati Hai Maan – Piyaar Kehtey Hain Kisey Our

Teacher tumhary papa kya kaam kartay hain

Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain? Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai? Bacha: ‘KAKA FRUIT CHAAT.’

A long nose man married to a

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab

Teacher, Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai? A Girl, Jab Bacha paida hota hai. A Boy , No Miss, is Behan ki

Aik bacha apni maa se mama 10

Aik bacha apni maa se: Mama 10 rupay dena baahir faqeer ko denay hain, Maa: Kidhar hai faqeer? Bacha: Baahir khara hai kulfiyaan bech

Very heart touching story kutte ka

VERY HEART TOUCHING STORY.. Kutte ka bacha apni maa se: Maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the? Maa: pata nhi beta.. pichhe se aaye the

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Dil tum ko diy ha dil se

Dil tum ko diy ha dil se laga kar rakhna pholloon se bana ha kanto se bacha kar rakhna

Ghareeb bacha expres kinny wajy jani

GHAREEB BACHA: EXPRES KINNY WAJY JANI AA TT: 9 WAJY BACHA: LOCAL TT: 1 WAJY BACHA: MALL GADI TT: 12 WAJY TT: JANAY KITTHY

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

Andhera ha rasta dia le k janamere

Andhera ha rasta dia le k jana, Mere anso ki zia le k jana, Tumhe hadso se bacha len gi hamesha, Suno ghar se

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Boy hum hain jogi kitne me dogi

BOY: Hum hain Jogi Kitne me dogi. GIRL: Hil Hil k dungi 100.RS lungi, BOY: 50.RS dunga Hil Mai Khud hi lunga. GIRL: 50

Ye sacha waqya hy jhota lage to

Ye sacha waqya hy jhota lage to delet kr dena sacha lage to aage forward kr dena Aagha Khan hospital me 1 bacha peda

Bana ajnabi mera hum safar or nazar bacha

Bana ‘Ajnabi’ Mera ‘Hum-SafaR’ or Nazar Bacha k ‘GuzaR’ gaya, Main tha ‘RaastoN’ se ‘Be-KhabaR’ or usey ‘ManziloN’ ka ‘ShaooR’ tha! Na Theen or

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher ki galiyon se, Beeti sadayen rakss karti hain tere ashiyane se, Karta hon yaad mein tujhe jab

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

Apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo

apni aaghosh main kisi roz chupa lo muj ko ghum-e-duniya sy meri jaan bacha lo muj ko un ko dy di hai isharoon main

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya Pathan bola: behnchod

Ya allah tujy wasta he apny mehbob

YA ALLAH TUJY WASTA HE APNY MEHBOB KA APNY FAZL-O-KARM SE HAMARY GUNAH MUAF FARMA Or HAMEIN HAR AZAB SE BACHA *=AMEEN Goød morning

Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agar

Aaj pakistan ne sachin tendulkar ko 6

Aaj Pakistan ne Sachin Tendulkar ko 6 Chance Diye Phir b 100 nahi bana sakaa Q ……??,,,, Q k ‘Bacha Abhi Kacha Hai’…..!!

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha Na sake… aur teri Muhabbat ko chupa Na sake…? ye bhi Maloom tha K pa Na sakein

1 admi apny dost k gar gya

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla. Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Ek bacha dusre se bhai ye khushyan

Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khushyan kya hoty hain? Dusra Bacha : pata nahi bhai mai to paida hi Zardari k dor mei

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat

Newzealand me 1 bacha peda hua haipedaish

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua haiPedaish k wkt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..aur 15 din bad 180kg ho gyaIncredible but true.. Bacha

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Aghosh e sitam me hi chupa le aa kr

Aghosh-e-sitam me hi Chupa Le aa kr koi Tanha hun Tadapne se Bacha Le aa kr koi Sookhi hen bari der se Palkon ki

Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad

Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi, jiwein dhol

Ek aurat ne 10 saal k bachay

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki, Aur Bachay se Kaha: ‘Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy tmko

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy? Q dil tmko dkhna chahta hy? Q dil tmse bat krna chahta hy? QK dil to bacha hy

High level insult aik bacha park me

High Level Insult! Aik bacha park me bench pe betha toffees kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola: Jo ziada metha khate hein

Main apnay dil ki kahani suna k

Main Apnay Dil Ki Kahani Suna K Aaya Houn, Kabhi Roya Na Tha Jo Us Ko Rula K Aaya Houn. Tamam Umar Ki Jageer

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya hai? Apne jhaghre me zamane ki zarorat kya hai? Tum mita sakte nahi dilse mera nam kabhi?

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Rahon par nazar rakhna honthon pe dua

‘Rahon Par Nazar Rakhna Honthon Pe Dua Rakhna, Aa Jaey Koi Shayed Drwaza Khula rakhna, Ahsas k Shma ko Es Trah Jala rakhna, Apni

Altaf ne to baray pyar se

Altaf Ne To Baray pyar Se bola k *KARACHI* hamara hai. *faraz* @ ZOLFQAR [email protected] Ne uski taraf dekha Aor muskura k bola BACHA

Garmi bhrti jarhi heparindy pyas s mar

Garmi Bhrti jaRhi HeParindy Pyas S mar rhe Hen Ap inKi jan Bacha Skty HeApne ghr ki Chat Py Ksi Brtan Me Pani Rakh

12 sal ka bacha rape case me

12 sal ka Bacha RAPE case me Pkra Gya LADY wkeel nay Adalat mai Uski Lulli Pkri or Boli: Jaj sb Kia ye RAPE

Bacha nurse se mey apk 7 so

BACHA NURSE SE…. MEY APK 7 SO JAWOOON NURSE…. SO JAWOOOO BACHA…. MEY APK NAFF MEY UNGLI DALOOOON NURSE…. HAN DALO NURSE….. AHH AHH

Teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate

Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne 3 Rida ko dedi 6 sana ko dedi or 3 Sanam ko To ab tumhre

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

Azmat e deen mustafa zainab sa

Azmat e Deen e Mustafa Zainab (S.A) Hubahu Shakal e Fatima (S.A) Zainab (S.A) Ae Azadar e Shah (A.S) Jeetay Raho Hum Ko Deti

class teacher bache se pata

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe

Imam hussain ki muddat e hamal 6 mah heyahya

Imam HUSSAIN ki muddat-e-Hamal 6 mah he.Yahya Alehissalam or Imam HUSSAIN k ilawa koi aesa bacha zinda na raha jiski muddat-e-hamal 6 mah hui

Saadgi bana ajnabi mera humsafar aur

*==SAADGI==* Bana ajnabi mera Humsafar.! Aur nazar bacha k guzar geya.! Main tha Raaston se bekhabar.! Aur Usey Manzilon ka shao’or tha.! Na theen

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building

Pathan new york gaya wahan ik building mein aag lagi dekhi tou kaha tm log neechey kood jao mein pehelwan hon pakar longa pehle

Machar ka bacha pehli bar urha jab

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny Pucha: Urh K Kaisa Laga? He Replied: Bohat Maza

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher

Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty ha? Teacher:’NO’ Bacha bachi se:’ dekha tum aise hi

Bacha papa aaj se school may 1

Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya hai Papa!Good, lakin tum apni LULLI Q hila rahay

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain. Bachchay ka baap kehta hai: ‘meray betay ka chehra to meray

Ik bacha apni maa ko bagher makeup

‘Ik bacha apni maa ko bagher Makeup k dekh ker ye bola FARAZ’ . . . . . . Aey khuda mere abbu salamat

Jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na

jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake, jisne hame chaha use chah na sake, ye to dil tutane ka khel tha, kisi ka

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant larki se sex kr raha hu aur andar se

1 pathan ne sex k liye sara

1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida 1-Oil ki Botel 1-Condom 1-Rooi ka Packet Kisi ne pochha Ab kis ka intezar kr

Juma mubarak duaae tawasul karam kar

**JUMA MUBARAK** ‘Duaa’e Tawasul’ Karam Kar Khudaya Karam Kar Karam Ba Haq’e NABI o ALI Mohtaram Hr Ek Ranj O Gham Ka Ho Ab

Bacha miss ap muje bohat achi

Bacha: Miss Ap Muje Bohat Achi Lgti Ho,Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga. Miss Ghussey Se! Muje Bachon Se Nafrat Hy. Bacha: Miss Me Koshish

Kabhi na hathon se hath chootey khayal

Kabhi na hathon se hath chootey khayal rakhna, Kabhi na chahat ka maan tootey khayal rakhna, Bacha k rakhna mohabat ko rahzanon se, Wafa

Aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is

aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is saal ko salamti se bacha le isey jesy chaha tu bus yahi dua hai mere k is

Betime parosi se love krti hun orus

Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi HunDad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi HoBeti: me ap ko

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta

Imam hussain ki muddat e hamal 6 mah heyahya

Imam HUSSAIN ki muddat-e-Hamal 6 mah he.Yahya Alehissalam or Imam HUSSAIN k ilawa koi aesa bacha zinda na raha jiski muddat-e-hamal 6 mah hui

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Jis ne hume chaha use hum chah

Jis Ne Hume Chaha Use Hum Chah Na Sake, Jis Ko Chahte The Use Pa Na Sake, Yon Samjho K Dil Torne Ka Khel

mujhko meri hi udaasi se

*. . .Mujhko Meri Hi Udaasi Se Nikaale Koi, Main Mohabbat Hon, Muhabbat Ko Bacha Le Koi, Main Samandar Hon, Meri Teh Meh Sadaf

Apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja

apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja ban kar chand tu apna mukhdha tu dikhaja jan meri aaja tu yaad me rote hei teri ajaa

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

1 bacaha washroom main pepsi use kar

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5

Bacha maine billi k saamne 2 choohe

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya. Batao Q? Aadmi: dosra chooha plastic ka hoga? Bacha:

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare

Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare bazm raat ye kia hua.meri ankh kase chalak gayi mjhe ranj hai ye bura hua.meri zindagi ke

1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HaiN

Usy kehna december ja raha hai

Usy kehna….! December ja raha hai, December k guzarte hi, Bars ik or Maazi ka, Fizaun mein doob jaey ga, usy kehna, December k

Bacha apni dadi se kya hum humesha

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?Aap/papa/mom/behan aur maiDadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayengeBacha:

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi na thy. Tum ne hum se wade kye hi na thy. Ye muhbat tu ek dhoka thi.

1 bacha zong k office ja kar

1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat bacha

Zid Pe Aa Jaye Kisi Baat Pe Bacha Jaisy Dil Tere Baad Kuch is Tarah Sanbhaala Hum Ne.

Maan baap ka ehtaram aik bacha

Maan baap ka ehtaram. aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha

Aap b is dua me shamil hojaen

‘Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil HoJa’en ‘Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI ki umat or unki aal par, Mujh par, meri family par, mere

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Wo tera ruthna mujhse maira tujh ko

Wo tera ruthna mujhse Maira tujh ko mana lena Mohabbat ki nishani hay Gale mujh ko laga lana Mohabbat jis se hoti hay Usi

Itna bhi apni zaat se koi juda

Itna Bhi Apni Zaat Se Koi Juda Na Ho, Nikalay Teri Talash Mein Apna Pata Na Ho, Dekho K Phir Hawaon K Tewar Badal

Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar… Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum… Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko, Jisko hawa

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Na main paas us ko bula saka

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