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Usy kehna december ja raha hai

Usy kehna….! December ja raha hai, December k guzarte hi, Bars ik or Maazi ka, Fizaun mein doob jaey ga, usy kehna, December k

Bacha apni dadi se kya hum humesha

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?Aap/papa/mom/behan aur maiDadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayengeBacha:

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi

Farz kar lo kh hum mile hi na thy. Tum ne hum se wade kye hi na thy. Ye muhbat tu ek dhoka thi.

1 bacha zong k office ja kar

1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat bacha

Zid Pe Aa Jaye Kisi Baat Pe Bacha Jaisy Dil Tere Baad Kuch is Tarah Sanbhaala Hum Ne.

Maan baap ka ehtaram aik bacha

Maan baap ka ehtaram. aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha

Aap b is dua me shamil hojaen

‘Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil HoJa’en ‘Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI ki umat or unki aal par, Mujh par, meri family par, mere

Apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja

apne aashiq ko rulaa na aja ban kar chand tu apna mukhdha tu dikhaja jan meri aaja tu yaad me rote hei teri ajaa

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Wo tera ruthna mujhse maira tujh ko

Wo tera ruthna mujhse Maira tujh ko mana lena Mohabbat ki nishani hay Gale mujh ko laga lana Mohabbat jis se hoti hay Usi

Itna bhi apni zaat se koi juda

Itna Bhi Apni Zaat Se Koi Juda Na Ho, Nikalay Teri Talash Mein Apna Pata Na Ho, Dekho K Phir Hawaon K Tewar Badal

Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe

Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother banta hai. Jese sheeday ki MAA.. Agle din Mastar

Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar… Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum… Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko, Jisko hawa

Zindagi k safar main gardishon ki dhuop

Zindagi K Safar Main Gardishon Ki Dhuop Main Jab Koi Saya Nahin Milta To Yad Ati Hai Maan – Piyaar Kehtey Hain Kisey Our

Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya

Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay pakar ker bahar phenka or bola: Ja Tu to

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Na main paas us ko bula saka

Na main paas us ko bula saka Na main dil ki baat bata saka Wo hansi hansi main chal dia K main hath tak

Khutbay na hotay teray a bnt e

Khutbay na hotay teray Aæ Bnt e Fatama ‘s.a’ Dunya na janti k huwa karbala men kea, Hota na tazkarah kahen Qattel e Imam

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Duniya meri abaad he jis rahat e jaan se

Duniya Meri Abaad He Jis Rahat-e-Jaan Se, Deta Hoon Duaa’en Usey Dahrkan Ki Zaba’n Se, Herat Se Wafaa’en Mera Moo’n Dekh Rahi Hen, Sheeshy

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha

Ab to le de wohi shakhs bacha hai mujh mein, mujh ko mujh se jo juda ker k chupa hai mujh mein Mera ye

Faqat ye ilteja hy tum se

Faqat ye Ilteja hy Tum Se K Rabtoan ko bahaal rakhna Kaheen bhi jana Kaheen bhi rehna Magar hamara Khayal rakhna Abhi Bhanwer mein

Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri

Eik class meinfarazfail hogaya to usne

Eik Class Mein’Faraz’Fail Hogaya…, . To Usne Shair Kaha…, . Kismat ki basti mai raaj Naseer Ka…, . Her SaaL FaiL Hota Hai Bacha

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Tum to apne the kiu na hath

Tum to apne the kiu na hath barya muj tak,…. dhoob ne walo ko to ghair be bacha letaiy hain.,….

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Kabhi ai haqiqat e muntazir nazar a libas e majaz mein

Kabhi ai haqiqat-e-muntazir nazar a libas-e-majaz mein k hazaron sajde tarap rahe hain teri jabin-e-niyaz mein tarap ashna-e-kharosh ho tu nawa hai mahram-e-gosh ho

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Pathan to dr milk pene se rang

Pathan to Dr: Milk pene se Rang gora hota he kia? Dr: Han milk me calcium hota he islye. Pathan: Chal jhote phir bhens

Naam us ka likh kar mita raha

Naam Us Ka Likh Kar Mita Raha Tha Main Dil Ko Apne Yoon Jala Raha Tha Main Na Thi Jisko Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Ye chubhan akaley pan ki lagan udaas

ye chubhan akaley pan ki ye lagan udaas shab se. mein hawa se larr rha hon tujhe kia btaon kab se. ye sehar ki

Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya

Ghair ko dard sunane ki zarorat kya hai? Apne jhaghre me zamane ki zarorat kya hai? Tum mita sakte nahi dilse mera nam kabhi?

Bacha apni ami se gol gappay wala

Bacha apni ami se: Gol Gappay wala aya hai mein Gol Gappay khaon ga Maa: Haan lo beta ye lo paise aur Gol Gappay

Msg of may book maan nay

msg of may book…… maan nay apny choty bachay ko ak pull par kartay howey kaha…: mera hath mazboti say pakard loo bacha bola.

Rat bhar sony nhi deta ye

Rat bhar sony nhi deta…. Ye Ishq b dodh pita bacha hai…!!!

Andhera ha rasta dia le k janamere

Andhera ha rasta dia le k jana, Mere anso ki zia le k jana, Tumhe hadso se bacha len gi hamesha, Suno ghar se

Veeran bohat hon wasl se tashkeel ker

Veeran bohat hon wasl se tashkeel ker muje, Tu muj se peyar ker zra tabdeel ker muje, Sehra ki tapti rait se aa ker

Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa: Nahi beta . Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan

hum teri yaad se khud ko

*’* Hum TERI yaad Se Khud Ko Bacha Na Sake, *’* Aur Teri MUHBAT Ko Chupa Na Sake, *’* Ye B Maalum Tha K

1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HaiN

Jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na

jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake, jisne hame chaha use chah na sake, ye to dil tutane ka khel tha, kisi ka

Saas lanat ho baho tujh

SAAS : Lanat ho ‘Baho’ tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kiya ! BAHO: Mujh sy ziada Lanat teray ‘Betay’ pe

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka

Ager wafa kerni ho to nadi ka kinary lagi ghas ki tarhan kero, Kabhi koi doobta howa uska sahare le, to wo us ko

Hazrat eesa khabar detay thay k

HAZRAT EESA khabar detay thay k fola shaks ne maida se khana bacha k zakhira kia ha{tafseer e kabeer-jld2-pg452, maktaba darul fikar bairoot}

Ghareeb bacha expres kinny wajy jani

GHAREEB BACHA: EXPRES KINNY WAJY JANI AA TT: 9 WAJY BACHA: LOCAL TT: 1 WAJY BACHA: MALL GADI TT: 12 WAJY TT: JANAY KITTHY

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message

Mujhe tum chor mat dena

*MUJHE TUM* * CHOR MAT * ”* DENA *”’ Hazaro DORIYA aaen BAHARAIN a k kho jayen Mera CHEHRA bhula dena Meri YAADEIN bacha

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya

Ek pathan galti seamandar me gir gaya, doobte doobte uske haath machli aayi..use pakar kar bahar phenka or bola ja tu to apni jaan

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy Main dil garifta adhoora shayar Main uljhi sochon bikharti nazron bhatakti rahon ka ik musafir Khayal tirchhay sawal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal rakhna 1,jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sb kuch hara ho.{Baap) 2,jis ne hr dukh se bacha

Girl baba ji agar main nazrana don

Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To, Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega? Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga, Agar Ek Chance Do

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kader

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kader, Itifaq se usi ko chah rahe the hum, Usi diye ne mere hatho ko jalaya, Jisko hawa

Childpapa aunty ka pait kion phola hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Newzealand me 1 bacha peda hua haipedaish

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua haiPedaish k wkt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..aur 15 din bad 180kg ho gyaIncredible but true.. Bacha

Bacha dukandar se uncle rang gora krny

Bacha Dukandar se: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy Dukandar:Han Hy.Bacha: Saaly To Phir Lgata Kyon Nhi,Main Roz Tujy Dekh K Dar Jata

Raat ki neendain to pehly hi uraa

Raat Ki Neendain To Pehly Hi Uraa Ker Le Gaya, Reh Gai Thi Aarzoo So Wo B Aa Ker Le Gaya.. Titliyaan Aayin Gi

Mujhe gale se lagaa lo bohat udaas

Mujhe Gale Se Lagaa Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Ghame Jahan Se Chuda Lo Bohat Udaas Hoon Mein Yeh Intezaar Ka Dukh Ab Saha

1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez

1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai.

v0 tasveer laakhon mai bik gyi

+.. v0 tasveer laakho’n mai bik gyi..+ +..Jis mai r0ti k begair bacha udaas tha..+

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko, ;Naseer; Us ne pocha kya bcha hy, Me ne kaha ek me hi bacha hun, Us ne hans

Sardar aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya? Sardar: Maine un se kaha ‘google’ pr search kar

Dua ne kaha maa woh hasti

**Dua Ne Kaha** * * Maa Woh Hasti Hai Jo Gunah Gaar Aolad Ko Bhi Dozak Se Bacha Leti Hai **Jannat Ne Kaha** *

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Koi lrka agr date pe moqa milne

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha

ii sorry

(..) [ii] ((””=(*_*) / ?? SORRY YAR!!!!! ‘MY NAME IS KHAN’ ! ! ! ! AND I AM NOT A BACHA BAAZ

Rahon par nazar rakhna honthon pe dua

‘Rahon Par Nazar Rakhna Honthon Pe Dua Rakhna, Aa Jaey Koi Shayed Drwaza Khula rakhna, Ahsas k Shma ko Es Trah Jala rakhna, Apni

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Apni ankh se tapakta qatra poncha hai

Apni ankh se tapakta Qatra Qatra Poncha hai mene Kitabo k safhaat Par apni zindgi ko Lapeta hai mene . Kese is maqam tak

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

In karachi 2o20 miyan bv aur

In Karachi 2O20: Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The, Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga. B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN

English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka Table Naye Dilchasp Andaz me.! ‘2 Ka Pahara’ 2

Al quran ay nabi swa aap logon say

AL-QURAN ‘(Ay Nabi S.W.A) Aap logon say keh den k mai tmharay liye Nafa ya Naksan ka ikhteyar hargiz nhi rakhta Ap ye b

Main apney business key silsile kabhi

Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY w0h Neem Tareek Si GaLi

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag

Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans rhy thy k chalo ab school to nahi ana

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa rahe thay Faraz, Ek larki humain bacha samajh k pappi de gai.. (‘,’ ) / / _/_

Veena malik ne class me bachon se

Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha? Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga? Last seat pe betha bacha bola

Pathan yaara ye sent message kia hota

Pathan: Yaara Ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Kia Hota Hai? 2nd Pathan: Khuda Ki Kasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai. ‘SENT MESSAGE’ Ka Matlab

Bacha gaya usy sajda hussainaska warna nimaz

Bacha Gaya Usy sajda Hussain(as)ka Warna! Nimaz Asr se Phly mar gai hoti (Iqbal)

1 bacha new car pe pen se

1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI.

Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla

Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy

Bacha duniya main sirf 1 hunnar le

Bacha Duniya main sirf 1 Hunnar le kar Aata hai Wo hunnar hai ‘RONA’ Or usay kuch nahi Aata Or Wo us 1 Hunnar

1 bacha bench pr betha k bad

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate

Main umr ke rastay main chup chaap

Main Umr Ke Rastay Main, Chup CHaap Bikhar Jaata Ek Din bhi Agar, Apni Tanhaiyon Se Dar Jaata Main TarQ-e-Ta’AlluQ per Zinda Hoon So

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Ek bacha apne papa se mai ne

Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain aap ki shadi ki tarhan! Papa: Kutte k bachay

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Ek thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ek Thi GuRiYa Ek Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Pathan 1 tumhari car ka tyre kaise

pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa? 2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi. 1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi

Aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is

aya hai 2010 ay khuda rakh is saal ko salamti se bacha le isey jesy chaha tu bus yahi dua hai mere k is

Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agar

Larky wale hum ko larki pasand hai

Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to larKi perh rahi hai LarKy wale: Hmara beta Konsa

Koi tha jis ny mujhy apna banaya

Koi tha jis ny mujhy apna banaya tha Meri dunia me aa kar har sapna dikhaya tha Kya hoa jo aaj aankhon me nami

Lotay wagera se wuzu kya ho to

Lotay wagera se Wuzu kya ho to uska bacha huwa Pani pina 70 Maraz se Shifa he k ye AAB-e-ZAMZAM ki Mushabahat rakhta he

Kbhi ulfat bhara lehja utra hua chehra

Kbhi Ulfat Bhara Lehja Kbhi Utra Hua Chehra, Samajh Mein Kuch Nahi Aata Bata MERA Gunah Kya Hy…? Meri Uljhan Mita Tou Dy, Mujhy

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Mujhe tum chor mat

*MUJHE TUM* * CHOR MAT * ”* DENA *”’ Hazaro DORIYA aaen BAHARAIN aa k kho jayen Mera CHEHRA bhula dena Meri YAADEIN bacha

Jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na

jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake, jisne hame chaha use chah na sake, ye to dil tutane ka khel tha, kisi ka

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha Na sake… aur teri Muhabbat ko chupa Na sake…? ye bhi Maloom tha K pa Na sakein

Bacha uncle abbu ne ball pen manga

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne? Bacha: haan….. kaha tha k

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad

Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua. . Serdar: Ay ki hoya? BV: Tuadi shadi nu kinna arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 mahine.

O waqt bara acha c jado

O waqt Bara acha c Jado me nikka Bacha c Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c Nikkar,kachchy panda c hafty baad naanda c na waal shaal waanda

mareez dr saab khuda k

*. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta. Doctor:Ye to tumhen yahan aaney se pehley sochna chahye

Larke walehum ko larki pasand he shadi

Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he? Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . . Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa

Rahon pe nazar rakhnahonton dua rakhna

Rahon pe nazar rakhna,honton pe dua rakhna, Aa jae koi shaid,darvaza khula rakhna, Ehsas ki shama ko, is tarah jala rakhna, Apni b khabar

Ek darya k kinaray 2 sardar chamach

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti? Sardar:

Bacha papa g maa k ansoun or

BACHA: PAPA G MAA K ANSOUN OR BIWI K ANSOUN ME KIYA FARQ HAI? FATHER: BETA MAA K ANSOO DIL PR ASAR KARTE HAI

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

Doctorbachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Sardar:woh to theek hey perubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye [email protected]

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa ya

Belatana ka sultan shama no sa, Ya ka store da asman shama no sa, Che malang da sta da wrane kose na sham, Ka

Koi chaudhwein raat ka chand ban kar

Koi Chaudhwein Raat Ka Chand Ban Kar Tumharay Tasawur Mein Aya To Hoga, Kisi Se To Ki Hogi Tum Ne Muhabbat Kisi Ko Galay

Na thi jisay mere pyar ki qadar

Na thi jisay mere pyar ki qadar itfaq sy usi be.wafa ko chah rahy thy hum jis shama ne jalaya mere hathon ko usi

Teri khusboo nahi miltitera lehja milta hamain

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