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3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

There is a dime dozen then there

There is a dime a dozen… Then there is one in a million… But baby, you are once in a lifetime. – Victor Rodriguez

Mare allo sare pane ta piao na

MARE ALLO SARE PANE TA PIAO NA SALMA HYA BADYE TA MIANO SALMA KYA LARE MALE IS KUCH TARE KAYKA CAPA YALL BABY TASE

o o

()…() (o o) / ( ..) /” Baby !!!

Agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna

agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna chate hai to mojh sai rabta kare mera number hai 03332432329 i love baby mere omar 23

Aisi kaun si cheez hai jo kharidane

Aisi kaun si cheez hai, jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi, . . . . Ans: Baby Pampers.

Baby baby poem punjabi main kaki

Baby baby poem (Punjabi main.) Kaki kaki Jee Ama Chini khadi Nai Ama Juth bolya Nai Ama Lava lithar Nai Ama Buthi khol Ha

SMS #1430

!////////! @ ?  ? @ ( u ) hello! = !////////! @ _  ? @ ( u ) = !////////! @ ?

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Lrka apni girl friend se meri bachi

Lrka apni Girl Friend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Kamine Mujhe Perpose Kr raha

Girl hi baby boy my

girl: hi baby! 🙂 boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl:

How to grow up a baby make

How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely honest, loveable, funny, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid? . . . . .

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Har mard ki zindgi me 3 dolls

Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll.. 2nd Us Ki Girlfiend ..Barbie Doll .. 3rdi Us

A girl was crying bitterly mom

A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes

Height of fashion a six months

Height Of FashiOn: A Six mOnths Old Baby Boy gOes tO a Huggies Outlet Centre & Asks: Dude Levis ka lOw Waist Nappy Aaya

Her admi ki zindagi me 3 dolls

‘Her ADMI ki zindagi me ‘3 Dolls’ aati hain.:-)Ek iski beti, Baby Doll. Dosri iski girlfriend Barbie Doll.;-) Tesri iski Biwi, ‘PANADOL’wo b EXTRA:-).

People like pins r useless if they

People, like pins, r useless if they have lost their heads Zeeshan Khan THE SWEET BABY

Girl i love ou bo ou too

Girl; I love ?ou. Bo?; I love ?ou too baby.Girl; Prove it. Scream it to the world. Bo?; *whispers in her ear* I love

Shararti questi0n agar next life hoti

Shararti Questi0n Agar Next life hoti to? I am Ur______, (Baby, Wife, husband, Son, Lover, Enemy, friend, sister, brothr, czn, bhabi) what u want

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..? baby kehta

A boy touched hand of his girlfriend

A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY.. Girlfriend Slaps & Say: 102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tmhy

Thousands of languages around this world but

Thousands of languages around this world but “smile” can beat them all. Because “Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

Aye shona u are you ready to

Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

A long nose man married to a

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath

Que ek baby africa main paida hui

Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui…. Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga? . . . . . . . Socho Socho .. Are

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

I find myself lying down on my

I find myself lying down on my bed and day dreaming about you. Baby, I’m addicted to you. EN9

Height of computerised world teacher where is

Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework pls visit my website. www.MyHomeWork.com 😀

Girls status on facebook im sad comments

¤Girl’s status on facebook i’m Sad:( Comments: 1.Haaaaawww! Kya hua? :-O 2.Hey,every thing okay? Should I call? 🙁 3.Hey, Don’t be sad. Tell me

Boy friend msg to his gal

Boy friend msg to his Gal friend Baby Sorry To distrub you cAn u sEnd Me your PhOtO, Its UrgeNt, SeriOus matTer… bcz ‘V

Its love when a little baby girl

Its love when a little BABY GIRL puts all her energy 2 give her Daddy a head massaj to relief his headache. Its love

Height of cruelty throwing ur girlfriend

Height Of Cruelty: Throwing Ur Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . …. . . . . Love Is In the Air

1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke

1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese?

Aysi kon si cheez he jo kharidne

Aysi kon si cheez he jo kharidne wala kabhi pehanta nhi or pehanne wala kabhi kharidta nhi? Ans: . . . . . .

Agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna

agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna chate hai to mojh sai rabta kare mera number hai 03332432329 i love baby mere omar 23

But according to himim beautifulincrediblehe cant get

But according to him,I’m beautiful,incredible..He can’t get me out of his head,According to him,I’m funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted!Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like

Missclass me apne baby ko dood pilate

Miss:Class me apne baby ko Dood pilate hoy boli: Mera Beta bara ho k Doctor bny ga 1 Student ki awaz aye: Aik ghont

Lrka apni girlf se meri bachi shonu

Lrka apni Girl.F. se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Muj Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Kamine Muje Perpose Kr raha hai

Thousands of languages around this world

Thousands of languages around this world But SMILE can beat them all Bcoz ‘SMILE’ is the Language even a BABY can UNDERSTAND! So keep

Reply in 10 sec every new

Reply in 10 sec, Every New Born Baby In Africa Has _________ Coloured Teeth, A.White B.Off White C.Blackish D.Yellowish

When im gone just carry on

when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice… Just know that I’m looking down

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Dont aim to be a slave

‘Don’t aim to be a slave in Heaven, aim to be the king in Hell’ -Alexander- …Inspired by the Quote above ‘Don’t aim to

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar. He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse Shouted,?aby anday ki olad, ladki hui hai, Meri ungli chor?

A o ajan kia hal hainna janay mujhay kayoun

A-O-A.JAN KIA HAL HAIN.NA JANAY MUJHAY KAYOUN LAG RAHA HAY K TUM THEEK HO.’INSHALLAH’.BUS APNY SEHAT AUR FOOD KA KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KORO.AUR KHUDA

Baby paida hote hi cheekha mujhe kuch

Baby paida hote hi cheekha: Mujhe kuch nazar nhi aa raha,Mai andha hoon Nurse:stupid, light nhi hai! Bacha:Oh Shit,mai PAKISTAN mein paida ho gaya

A child said to a pregnent lady

A child said to a pregnent lady: ye pait mein kia he? Lady: is mein mera piyara sa or cute sa baby he, Child:

You are the first thing i think

You Are The First Thing I Think About When I Wake Up Just Thinking Of You Put The Biggest Smiles On My Face Every

The technique to produce the first test

The technique to produce the first test tube baby was evolved by Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards.

Wali ki takat bukhari hadees no 2482

{wali ki takat bukhari ki hadees no 2482 se} bani israil ka aik aabid JORAIJ par ik aurat ne zina ki tohmat lagai. JORAIJ

May mays a month of happy

May May’s a month of happy sounds, The hum of buzzing bees, The chirp of little baby birds And the song of a gentle

I love u baby miss you always

I Love u Baby I miss you Always kash ky tum mery pyar ko samjh sakty per ab waqat nahe raha umeed karta hon

I love u baby miss you always

I Love u Baby I miss you Always kash ky tum mery pyar ko samjh sakty per ab waqat nahe raha umeed karta hon

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map. It’s not important where u r TODAY, BUT where

A baby mosquito came back after its

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad

Har boy ke zindagi me 3 dolls

Har boy ke Zindagi me ‘3 DOLLS’ Aati Hain Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL Doosri Uski Girl Friend, BARBIE DOLL, Teesri Uski Wife ‘PANADOL’

Punjabi version of baby yes mamakaki kakihaan

Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama! Kaki kakiHaan beybay! Phak di cheeniNa beybay! Jhoot bakdiNa beybay! Lawan juttiNa beybay! Khol boothaHa Ha Ha!

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Happy birthday to my beautiful i hope

Happy birthday to my Beautiful I hope it?s all you want it to be You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe. Baby, This year you?re

Baby happy birthday to hope u will

Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care

Hi baby u know when i say

Hi baby u know when i say ‘i miss u’ it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say ‘i love u…’ really

Do you know your 1 smile can

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

That awesome moment when you

That Awesome Moment When . . . . … . . . . . You carry someone’s baby & they refuse to go back

Bf baby what r u doing

BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep now ..and u ? BF: In the club standing