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ayega SMS Messages

Director to heroin tme 4 banday pakren

Director to Heroin. Tme 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega Heroein: Hero kon? Director Imran Hashmi Heroin: Te oday kolon menu tera

Bilawal to dad dad ap ki

Bilawal to Dad DAD? ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya. DAD.,.. hahahaha BETA daagh to chala jayega ye

Mere saath tum chalna mera hath thaam

Mere saath saath tum chalna mera Hath thaam ke mushkilon main na tum badalna meri baat thaam ke dhoop main chaao main waqt ki

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega Maklul ki fitrat he ye

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub sari duniya pr Pakistanion ki hakoomat hogi. q k Baqi log taraqji krkey chand pr ja chukey

Wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar

wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar jayega masla phul ka hai phul kidhar jayega ham to samjhe the k ek zakhm hai bhar

Aabadiyon k dasht ka manzar b ayege

Aabadiyon k dasht ka manzar b ayege guzro gay shahar say to mera gher b aye sairab ho k shaad na ho rehwana-e-shauq rastay

Teri har chahat ko sajaye baithe hai

Teri har chahat ko sajaye baithe hai, Teri yadon ko hakiqat banaye baithe hai. Yakeen hai hame ki ek din laut ayega tu, Isliye

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka

Meri udaas tabiyat ki khabr kisko hai

Meri udaas tabiyat ki khabr kisko hai Shab-e-hijraan ki aziyat ki khabar kis ko hai Meri gumnaam mohabbat ki khabar kisko hai Kisko ehsaas

Justaju khoye huon ki umr bhar karte

justaju khoye huon ki umr bhar karte rahe chand k hamrah ham har shab safar karte rahe raston ka ilm tha ham ko na

Farmaya jis ghar me in surah e baqarah ki

Farmaya: Jis ghar me in (Surah-e-Baqarah ki akhiri) 2 ayaton ko parha jayega shetan 3 din tak us k qareeb na ayega (Al-Mustadrad J-2

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega phone aapka, Humne

Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar

Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar ka milna, To pal pal yad rakhy ga ya sab kuch bhol jaey ga? Usy jab yad

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab hoga

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab, hoga sacha pyar to ayega jawab, agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas, samaj lena k hamare

Pathan dr sey sahab plastic surgery

Pathan Dr. sey: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery karwaney mein kitna kharcha ayega Dr. : 5 lakh rupey Pathan – agar PLASTIC hum den to?

Kabhi tou ayega meri wafaon se sharminda

Kabhi Tou Ayega Meri Wafa’on Se Sharminda Ho kar Phir Hum NA Milenge Dobara Zinda Ho Kar Kiya Mila Usko Meri Duniya Choor Kar

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Kabhi to ayega meri wafaon se sharminda

kabhi to ayega meri wafaon se sharminda ho kar… phir hum na milenge dobara zinda ho kar…. kya mila usko meri duniya chor kar…

Just imagine for a while youre a

Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA, Aisa Karoge To

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

Wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar

Wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar jayega masla phul ka hai phul kidhar jayega ham to samjhe the k ek zakhm hai bhar

Washroom songs in case of normal

Washroom Songs! In Case Of Normal: ‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’ In Case Of Lose Motions: ‘Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk’ In

2010 k baad 2011 ayega snday

2010 K BAAD 2011 AYEGA, Snday k baad Mnday Ayega, Puray mahinay lìght nahi bill pehr bhi Ayega, Hum tu Apse sirf itna hi

Shiyari se tujhe koi kam nai

Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai, Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane Palang

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub

Duniya me ajik waqt aisa ayega jub sari duniya pr Pakistanion ki hakoomat hogi. q k Baqi log taraqji krkey chand pr ja chukey

Jo guzar geya so wo udaas dhoop

Jo Guzar Geya So Guzar Geya Wo Udaas Dhoop Simait Kar, Kahin Wadiyon Me Chal Diya, Ay Mery Dil Tu Na De Sada, Jo

Wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar

wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar jayega masla phul ka hai phul kidhar jayega ham to samjhe the k ek zakhm hai bhar

Waqt to parinde ki tarha hy orh

Waqt to parinde ki tarha hy orh Jaye ga Gya wqt phr na kbi ayega Krlo dil bhr k naykian ramzan me Ramzan to

Ek lene gai aur ek aurat

Ek —– lene gai aur ek —– aurat se takra gai uski sari —– gir gai. sabhi 4 khali jagah me ‘ek hi word

Qun na ras ayi kabhi rasme

qun na ras ayi kabhi rasme wafa ham ko dil tujhe deke bhi gham mile ham ko qun tujhe piya fir bhi itna karte

Ek gulab tha bara udas sa rang

EK GULAB THA BARA UDAS SA, RANG THA USKA KUCH URA URA, SHABNAM K ANSU RAWAN THY USKY, DIL THA USKA KUCH BHUJA BHUJA,

Jab guzar jayegi bahar tou kya karogay

jab guzar jayegi bahar tou kya karogay yaad ayega mera piyaar tou kya karogay, satatay ho aise jaise ajnabi hun mai jab roothayga tumsay

Ab maza ayega eid ka bacha muntazir

Ab Maza Ayega Eid Ka Bacha Bacha Muntazir Hai Deed Ka Ab Nahin Hijr Gawara Ke Kareeb Ajao Eid Ka Bhi Hai Ishara Ke

Ek aadmi library gaya aur khudkushi par

Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha aur pucha: Bhai ye Book wapis kon karne ayega

Har roz suraj tulo ho kr jb

Har roz suraj tulo ho kr jb gurob hota hai tu wo ALLAH k pas ja kr sajda krta hai or ijazat talab krta

Define a girl da 1 who b4

Define a GIRL: da 1 who b4 goin out 4 a party puts on mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lipgloss, glitter, rouge, blush, kajal,

Aik code slct kro jo sawal ayega

Aik code slct kro, jo sawal ayega uska foran sach sach jawab dena hoga, 290 565 922 428 317 999 125 309 Reply must

Uska khayal ab na mere dil me

Uska Khayal Ab Na Mere Dil Me Ayega Faraz Wo B To Kuch Dino Me Mujhy Bhool Jayega Royega Wo Kar K Yaad Meri

Ab nigahon main khashish hai na hasrat

Ab nigahon main khashish hai na hasrat na malaal ab yahan lab pay kahan hurf e sawaal ata hai hum ne apno ko buhat

1 lrki ghr ki chat pe khari

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko ‘BREAST’ Hila k dikha Rahi Thi, Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane

Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat

Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar ko Behen smajna. Shagird : Pir ye LUN ap

Tarjuma e quran mafhoom surah namal ayah 89

tarjuma-e-quran::: :::mafhoom::: (surah namal ayah: 89 – 90) jo (us din) neki kay sath aega to usay is say behtar badla milay ga, or

Mere daaman ko ghamon se hi bhara

Mere daaman ko Ghamon se hi bhara rehne do, Kuch dair aur in zakhmòn ko hara rehne do, Yeh tahaaif aur tasaveer bhalay le

Na gila kiya khafa hoae you

na gila kiya na khafa hoae you hi raste me juda hoae na wo bewafa tha na main bewafa jo guzar so guzar gya

8 points tht prove u r a

?8 points tht prove u r a Brilliant Student 1.Before exam,unnecessary SMSs to frnds 2.Plan each day to study bt end up wth ‘Kal

Select 1colour pir us mai jo b

Select 1colour Pir us mai jo b ayega waisa krna pryga Soch kr select krna Ye na ho phans jao SILVER RED PURPLE YELL0W

Pari yahan se m apko jitna mrzi

pari yahan se m apko jitna mrzi chahe lamba sms kr sakta hoon akhir m kamyab ho hi geya site dhondne m shukr hai

Wo lout ayega teri zindagi may

”Wo Lout Ayega teri Zindagi May”, ‘Jiska Intezar tujhy Aaj Bhi Hay”, ‘Maana Waqt Ne Ki Hay Bewafai tujhsay”, ‘Lekin teri Duaon May Asar

Wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar

wo to khushbu hai hawaon main bikhar jayega masla phul ka hai phul kidhar jayega ham to samjhe the k ek zakhm hai bhar

Rat ai hai balaon se rihai degi

rat ai hai balaon se rihai degi ab na divar na zanjir dikhai degi vaqt guzra hai par mausam nahin badala yaro aisi gardish

Zindagi me bahut baar aisa waqt ayega

Zindagi me bahut baar aisa waqt ayega, jab aapko chahnewala hi aapko rulayega, magar aitbar rakhna uspar, akele me woh aapse kahi zyada aasu

Govt school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet

Govt, school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy thy, 1 Buzurg; Ary isay kyun ghaseet rahay ho? Bachay; yeh pura

Usay jab yaad ayega wo pehli baar

usay jab yaad ayega wo pehli baar ka milna ya tu yaad rakhega ye sab kuch bhool jayega usay jab yaad ayega wo mausam

Hamare baad tumhe manane kon ayega

Hamare baad tumhe manane kon ayega Rolane sab ayege magar hansane kon ayega

2010 k baad 2011 ayega snday

2010 K BAAD 2011 AYEGA, Snday k baad Mnday Ayega, Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega, Hum to Apse sirf itna hi

Tu is qadar mujhe apnay qareeb lagta

Tu Is Qadar Mujhe Apnay Qareeb Lagta Hai, Tujhe Alag Se Jo Sochun Toh, Ajeeb Lagta Hai, Jissay Na Husn Se Matlab Na Ishq

Meri udaas tabiyat ki khabr kisko hai

Meri udaas tabiyat ki khabr kisko hai Shab-e-hijraan ki aziyat ki khabar kis ko hai Meri gumnaam mohabbat ki khabar kisko hai Kisko ehsaas

agar ye hukomat 5 saal rahi

. Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to ‘cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho jaygi, ‘Doodh sirf mummon me hoga. ‘Gas sirf gand se

Jub guzar jaegi bahaar to kiya karo

jub guzar jaegi bahaar to kiya karo gy yaad ayega mera piyar to kiya karo gy sattaty ho ease jaise ajnabi ho mai jub

Us ke ane ka intezaar kerne ko

Us Ke Ane Ka Intezaar Kerne Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Us Ke Hoton Ke Tabassum Bankar Sada Hoton Par Rehne Jee Chahta Hai, Us

Just imagine for a while youre a

Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA, Aisa Karoge To

Director to actress tumhe 4 gunde

Director to actress: tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge aur hero bachane ayega Actress: Hero Kaun hai? Director: Emraan Hashmi Actress: phir mujhe usse kaun bachayega?????

Zindagi hai nadaan is liye chup hon

Zindagi Hai Nadaan Is Liye Chup Hon, Dard Hai Suba Sham Is Liye Chup Hon Sochta Ho Kahon Zamane Se Gum-e-Dastan, Lekin Us Mein

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega, tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke ghamon ko, Jab aap ke

Garcha ab koi nahi ayega phir

Garcha Ab Koi Nahi Koi Nahi Ayega, Phir Bhi Aahat Pe Tere Kaan To Bajte Honge…

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega Maklul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa ‘wasi’ Dimagh phat jayega par ye