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Forgiveness when its not given in

‘Forgiveness’ When it’s not given in the rite time or When it is not asked in the rite time, You will miss something PRECIOUS

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

A man asked sardar g aqal bari

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?” Sardar G said: “Let me think.” . . . . After 3 hours sardar Replied:

Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For 1 Mark 3) Principal/Teacher Sitting Next to U On

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Birthdays are always good except when you

Birthdays are always good except when you are not asked you good.

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

Permission to enter is be asked three

Permission to enter is to be asked three times. If permission is given to you, then enter, otherwise leave. Bukhari, Muslim

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked

Once brain asked heart why r

Once Brain asked Heart: ‘why r you sending msgs to people, who r not reply u back? Heart replied to Brain . ‘U need

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A friend of mine asked me one

A Friend of mine Asked me one day: What if i break your trust smeday? I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

A student was asked 2 write a

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Hasband shocked at first night of his

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked : tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye. wife

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Life is 2 short be spent in

Life is 2 short 2 be spent in fault finding Holding grudges or keeping memory of wrong done 2 us…..So… Forgive before forgiveness is

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

A police asked a thief why u

A Police asked a Thief: ‘Why u went to Steal 3 times in the Same Store?’ . . . . The Thief Replied:’Sir, I

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

Best reply ever by a girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . .

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Fantastic answer by a philosopher to question

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

One day my brain asked me y

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said

When imam ali was asked about faith

When Imam Ali was asked about Faith in Religion, he replied that the structure of faith is supported by four pillars endurance, conviction, justice

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

A prisoner was about to be executed

A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request he said I want

Punctuation power an english professor wrote the

PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: ‘A woman without her man is nothing ‘ & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

A little boy was d0ing his maths

…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

Why is it so hard to talk

Why is it so hard to talk about Allah, But so easy to talk abt Girls? why are we so bored when we look

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

My nights are going sleepless my days

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

If you wake up 1 day and

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day & you are asked what you want to be,don’t wish to be someone else…..because you are wonderful the

A young girl after her honeymoon came

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70

A small boy found a tear in

A small boy found a tear in his loverz eye, so he hugged her and till da girl continued to cry, boy asked, Why

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day & you are asked what you want to be, don’t wish to be someone else…. Because you are

someone asked which place is

‘ Someone Asked : Which place Is That? Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden? A Little Child Smiled And Said: ‘My Mom’s Heart.’

Interviewer asked sardarji which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Today i met super mario greeted him

Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me ?’ He said ‘No’ I said ‘ Rascal! I

always fall in with what youre

? ‘Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, ? and make it over your way, ? My aim

Titanic was sinking an englishman asked

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, ‘How far is land’? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman

Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a calendar and said ‘In this, a week has 7

Life asked death why people love me

Life asked Death: Why people love me & hate you? Death replied: Becoz you are a BEAUTIFUL lie & I am a PAINFUL Truth.

A girl and boy were standing in

A girl and A boy were standing in front of a mirror, The boy asked, ‘What do you see..? The Girl smiled. . .

Today is thursday prophet muhammad

TODAY IS THURSDAY PROPHET MUHAMMAD (?) Used to fast on Monday and Thursday. When he was asked about it, he said: The works of

From the jail one prisoner to other

From the Jail… One Prisoner to other. Why u r in jail. Reply. I did 2 murders and get caught 2nd asked why r

A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

When i woke up early morning birds

When i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u

A poetry competition asked for 2 line rhyme

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There’s d Winning Rhymes

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The

Someone asked me to describe u in

Someone asked me to describe U in a Sentence! I said, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES PLACE IN OTHERS’ HEART WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING AT IT..

Sardarji was standing in front of the

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He said-I’m seeing how I

My brain asked mey r u sending

My brain asked me’Y r u sending messages to person who is not replying u?’ My little heart said ‘U need msgs but i

Ardar was asked to explan in englsh

§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Reht¡ Hy’ $ardar, My W¡fe Is W¡th

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

A british asked a sheikh why its

A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not permissable in Islam for women to shake hands wid men??’ Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

A very naughty ans given by a

A very naughty ans given by a Girl____ When asked “How u feel when a guys give a flying kiss” Girl- i feel boy

One day dream asked life when will

ONE day DREAM asked LIFE: When will we all come true..? LIFE smiled&replied-NEVER! COZ THE day all of u came true, I will lose

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

0nce a soldier asked tipu sultan

‘0nce a soldier asked Tipu Sultan, ‘is it right that Everything is fair in love & war.? In an epic sentence Tipu Sultan replied,

A lovable story flight was flying

A Lovable Story . . A Flight Was Flying through The Clouds. . Suddenly, It Lost The Balance. . . . Everyone Started Shouting

A son sent the most expensive bird

…*A son sent the most expensive bird that speaks almost 40 languages of the world as a birthday gift to his Mother… . .

Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never

I told an angel let all of

…*I told an angel let all of my frndz be healthy and happy for ever. Angel said: But for days only… I said: YES

Height of jhatka a boy after

Height of Jhatka A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked ‘Is He ur x-BF? GF

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ? I Answered : Before Someone Else

Real heart touching story a b0y

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next

An american italian turk pathan met

An American, Italian, Turk & Pathan met. American: I’m proud of CIA. They know watevevr’s happening in the world. Italian: I’m proud of our

Solid be izzati girl i like you

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You never asked if I loved you. Girl:

A naughty answer given by a girl

A Naughty answer given by a Girl when asked: How you feel when someone gives You a Flying Kiss? . . . . .

Son was crying dad came and asked

Son Was Crying.. Dad Came And Asked… Why Are u Crying.. Tell me Im ur Frnd Na Son..Kuch Nai Yaar.Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li.. To

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

My teacher pointed at me with a

My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This Stick Is An Idiot’ I Still Dont Get Why

Girl asked 4 icecream boy purchased it

Girl asked 4 Icecream, Boy Purchased It. Girl: Thank U Boy: Only Thank U? Girl: U Want Kiss Na? Boy: Veena Malik na ban!

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

A guy and his girl were standing

A Guy And His Girl Were Standing In Front Of A Mirror… He Asked Girl- ‘ What Do You See…???’ The Guy Smiled And

When you know are going to

When You Know You Are Going To Fail In EXAM. . . ‘Talk The Entire Way Through The Exam. Read Questions Aloud, Debate Your

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’. Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th

The most painful moment in your life

(THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE) WHEN SOMEONE VERY SPECIALLY HURTS YOU SO DEEPLY CAUSES TEARS IN YOUR EYES AND ASKED YOU WHAT

Profesorwhat is evil studendsir i will

Profesor:what is evil? Studend:Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question. Does the cold exist? Profesor:Yes Student:You r wrong sir. There is nothing

The most pain full moments in ur

THE MOST PAIN FULL MOMENTS IN UR LIFE WHEN SOMEONE VERY SPEACILLY HURTS U SO DEEPLI CAUSES TEARS IN UR EYESD AND ASKED U

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

I told an angel let my

I tOLD An ANgEL LeT MY FRieND BE HeaLTHY & VVVV HAppYY @FoREvER@ AnGEL sAiD: BUT fOR 4 DAyS OnLY I said: ok then

I told an angel let my

I tOLD An ANgEL LeT MY FRieND BE HeaLTHY & VVVV HAppYY @FoREvER@ AnGEL sAiD: BUT fOR 4 DAyS OnLY I said: ok then

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Great quotation forever a man asked

Great quotation Forever! A Man Asked A Sculptorist: ‘How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?’ He Replied: ‘Idols & Images Are Already

Awes0me questi0n wid a cute answer

Awes0me questi0n wid a cute answer: sm1 asked a b0y ‘h0ws ur life..?’ he smiled n answered ‘she’z fine..!’ 🙂

A small boy found a tear in

A small boy found a tear in his loverz eye, so he hugged her and till da girl continued to cry, boy asked, Why

Cutest answer someone asked a little boy

Cutest answer; Someone asked a little boy. how is your life?Boy; she is fine……

I told an angel let all

I Told An Angel Let All My Friends B Healthy N Happy Forever ! Angel Said: …But For 4 Days Only ! I Said:

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

A man asked i want peace

A man asked: I want peace The wise man replied: Remove the I this is Ego then remove want that is Desire nd Peace

A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch

Some body said to allah i hate

some body said to ALLAH: i hate life as it has no beauti. ALLAH repliaed:.. who asked u to love life..? just love me

Girl in book store asked from sales

Girl in book store asked from sales man: ‘ap k pas wo book hai, ‘girls are intelligent”?. Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

A girl asked nargis anti ap

A girl asked Nargis: Anti ap k pas car,bangla or itna zaida bank balnce hai ap kya karobar krti hain? Nargis: bus beta chota

I told an angel let all

I Told An Angel Let All My Friends B Healthy N Happy Forever ! Angel Said: …But For 4 Days Only ! I Said: