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If you wake up 1 day and

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would

In chemistry class the teacher asked a

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, What is ‘Nitrate’ The girl replied Rs 2500 hotel room bill this is my night rate!!

Ardar was asked to explan in englsh

§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Reht¡ Hy’ $ardar, My W¡fe Is W¡th

A poetry competition asked for 2 line rhyme

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There’s d Winning Rhymes

One day brain asked heart why are

one day Brain asked Heart Why are U Sending msgs to Poeple Who do not reply U back Lovly Heart replied to Brain need

A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch

A friend of mine asked me one

A Friend of mine Asked me one day: What if i break your trust smeday? I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

When i came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn’t U wait till rain stopped.

Great quotation forever a man asked

Great quotation Forever! A Man Asked A Sculptorist: ‘How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?’ He Replied: ‘Idols & Images Are Already

A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

Solid be izzati girl i like you

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You never asked if I loved you. Girl:

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

Pappu was writing his fathers name on

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha

Height of sharp mind intrviewr said

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr Said: I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn Or One Difficult Questn. Think Well Before U Make Up

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Someone asked me for how

Someone Asked Me….. ‘ For How Long Will U Both Be Friends,?’ I Remained Silent, Because I Didn’t Know Which One Is Longer. .

A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives when

Pathan sitting on the top of mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… When a person asked

My nights r going sleepless days useles

My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied

Forgiveness when its not given in

‘Forgiveness’ When it’s not given in the rite time or When it is not asked in the rite time, You will miss something PRECIOUS

I told an angel let all

I Told An Angel Let All My Friends B Healthy N Happy Forever ! Angel Said: …But For 4 Days Only ! I Said:

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

A girl asked nargis anti ap

A girl asked Nargis: Anti ap k pas car,bangla or itna zaida bank balnce hai ap kya karobar krti hain? Nargis: bus beta chota

After 20 years of friendship a friend

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy: ‘How come we travelled so far in this friendship?’ His buddy smiled and said:

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

Faraz now available in english oh

Faraz Now Available in English…! Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife… Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife… . . .

A smoker was smoking on airport gentleman

A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport: A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho. Smoker: Ku Gentleman: Agar

When an angel came to me he

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading

I told an angel let my

I tOLD An ANgEL LeT MY FRieND BE HeaLTHY & VVVV HAppYY @[email protected] AnGEL sAiD: BUT fOR 4 DAyS OnLY I said: ok then

If i were asked to give what

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A boy proposd girlshe rejectdhe was not

A Boy proposd A GIRLShe reJectdHE wAs not SADFrnds Asked Y u r not SAD??BOY:Y should I ?I lost 1! who never LÖVED mebut

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came

A small boy found a tear in

A small boy found a tear in his loverz eye, so he hugged her and till da girl continued to cry, boy asked, Why

Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

My brain asked mey r u sending

My brain asked me’Y r u sending messages to person who is not replying u?’ My little heart said ‘U need msgs but i

Permission to enter is be asked three

Permission to enter is to be asked three times. If permission is given to you, then enter, otherwise leave. Bukhari, Muslim

When asked what is forgiveness a

When asked: ?what is forgiveness?? A little girl gave this lovely reply: ?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman

Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a calendar and said ‘In this, a week has 7

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

One day dreams asked life when will

ONE day DREAMS asked LIFE: When will we all come true..??? LIFE smiled n replied: NEVER! because THE day all of you came true,

A british asked a sheikh why its

A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not permissable in Islam for women to shake hands wid men??’ Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with

The most painful moment in your life

(THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE) WHEN SOMEONE VERY SPECIALLY HURTS YOU SO DEEPLY CAUSES TEARS IN YOUR EYES AND ASKED YOU WHAT

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Life asked death why people love me

Life asked Death: Why people love me & hate you? Death replied: Becoz you are a BEAUTIFUL lie & I am a PAINFUL Truth.

Once a storm came and fallen down

Once a storm came and fallen down all trees, but couldn’t apart a butterfly from a rose Nature asked whats magic behind ths Buterfly

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

If fate favours you one day

IF fate favours you one day & you are asked what you want to be,don’t wish to be someone else…..because you are wonderful the

Sms shortcuts f2f face to face f2t free

Sms Shortcuts f2f face-to-face f2t free to talk f? friends? faq frequently asked question/s fc fingers crossed ficcl frankly, I couldn’t care less fitb

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

In a class teacher asked if i

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an [email protected] 12.75 n [email protected], it’s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can anyone do it? Sardar G main aana haan par

Once brain asked heart why r

Once Brain asked Heart: ‘why r you sending msgs to people, who r not reply u back? Heart replied to Brain . ‘U need

Sardar sitting on the top of mountain

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

Height of jhatka a boy after

Height of Jhatka A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked ‘Is He ur x-BF? GF

Where should one use perfume a young

‘Where should one use perfume?’ a young woman asked. I said ‘Wherever one wants to be kissed,’

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

In exam a question was asked write

In Exam a QUESTION Was Asked: Write An Essay Abt Ur MOTHER In 200 Words …… Time Half An Hour………… A Boy Finished Paper

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ? I Answered : Before Someone Else

A guy and his girl were standing

A Guy And His Girl Were Standing In Front Of A Mirror… He Asked Girl- ‘ What Do You See…???’ The Guy Smiled And

Cutest answer someone asked a little boy

Cutest answer; Someone asked a little boy. how is your life?Boy; she is fine……

My nights are going sleepless my days

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

Last night a tear rolled out from

Last Night A Tear Rolled Out From My eye. I Asked It Why Did U Come Out? It Replied There Someone So Special In

A boy wanted to know the age

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear whats your birth date? Girl: 4th november. Boy: which

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

A sardar was rejected at a job

A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give an example of good team work he replied, ‘

A man asked i want peace

A man asked: I want peace The wise man replied: Remove the I this is Ego then remove want that is Desire nd Peace

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked: Can anyone do this? . .. . Sardar: Mein

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

A sardar was dancing in the mid

A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

Pathan was asked in a job interview

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apko kitney saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 Saalon ka. 2 saaliyan b hain magar muje un

Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple everyday. Girl asked the Engineer, ‘why U give me

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

One day love and friendship met asked when

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied ‘to make faces smile when u leave

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

Hasband shocked at first night of his

hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked : tumhari phudee itni khulii hui kiu haye. wife

Some body said to allah i hate

some body said to ALLAH: i hate life as it has no beauti. ALLAH repliaed:.. who asked u to love life..? just love me

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

A lady was kissing a lion inside

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do this? Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

1 day a crab was running on

1 day a crab was running on the sea shore. THE waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: Being my

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

I rubbed my magic lamp a

I rubbed my magic lamp & a genie appeared, he saw me & asked….. What’s ur wish for today? I said, ‘Bless the person

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

Msg a little fish asked her

Msg: A little fish asked her mom..Why we can’t live on earth..? Mom said:O my innocent child… Earth is only made forsel-fishnot for fish…

Sardar was asked to explan in englsh

Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡ Aat¡ Jat¡ Raht¡ Hy’. Sardar: My W¡fe Is W¡th

Today i met super mario greeted him

Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me ?’ He said ‘No’ I said ‘ Rascal! I

When i woke up early morning birds

When i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Someone asked me what is the best

Someone Asked Me: “What Is The Best Time To Tell Someone You Love Them . . . ?” I Answered : “Before Someone Else

A man asked sardar g aqal bari

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?” Sardar G said: “Let me think.” . . . . After 3 hours sardar Replied:

Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For 1 Mark 3) Principal/Teacher Sitting Next to U On

In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Birthdays are always good except when you

Birthdays are always good except when you are not asked you good.

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

In a school function kg boy

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

A student was asked 2 write a

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,

A sardar his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied :

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Life is 2 short be spent in

Life is 2 short 2 be spent in fault finding Holding grudges or keeping memory of wrong done 2 us…..So… Forgive before forgiveness is

A police asked a thief why u

A Police asked a Thief: ‘Why u went to Steal 3 times in the Same Store?’ . . . . The Thief Replied:’Sir, I

Best reply ever by a girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . .

Fantastic answer by a philosopher to question

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried

Pathan asked teacher if black is a

pathan asked teacher if black is a color & white is also a color then y black & white T.V is no a color

One day my brain asked me y

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said

When imam ali was asked about faith

When Imam Ali was asked about Faith in Religion, he replied that the structure of faith is supported by four pillars endurance, conviction, justice

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis