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Isii chaman men hii hamaaraa bhii ik

isii chaman me.n hii hamaaraa bhii ik zamaanaa thaa yahii.n kahii.n koii saadaa saa aashiyaanaa thaa nasiib ab to nahii.n shaaKh bhii nasheman kii

Our contry nwfp are on stake

Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times

Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For 1 Mark 3) Principal/Teacher Sitting Next to U On

You are the reason why i have

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are

As the year 2009 draws to an

As the Year 2009 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

Many things are incomplete without memorylodycodytigasothingeven this

Many things are incomplete without ‘(ME)’__mory.__lody.co__dy.ti__.ga__.so__thing.even this __ssage!So dont forget (ME)! especially in ur prayers…

A relaxed mind peaceful soul joyful spirit

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a

Womens tears are likke male sperms

Women’s tears are likke male sperms;( only one in a million are for the right cause:D

When you pray for others allah listens

When you pray for others, Allah listens to you and blesses them… When you are happy & feel blessed,,, Remember someone has prayed for

When there comes the month of ramadhan

When there comes the month of Ramadhan, the gates of mercy are opened, and the gates of Hell are locked and the devils are

Good never gives wrong judgment all difficult

Good never gives wrong judgment, all difficult are for our improvement. Calmly and quietly do your assignment; you will reach your achievement.

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

You bring out the best in me

You bring out the best in me. I feel like being myself when you are with me. I love you.

Nights are totally sleepless days so restless

Nights are totally sleepless.. Days are so restless… Ohhh GOD…am I in Love???? GOD said: IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !! Happy load sheding.

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Experience is a good school but the

Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. Heinrich Heine

Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1 i

Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies- 1. I love u 2. Im single 3. Im not a player 4. I m very sincear with u

You were born with potential goodness and

You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness.

Girl you broke my favorite lamp

Girl : you broke my favorite lamp! Boy : it was an accident,I didn’t mean to! … Girl : I can’t believe you did

Our bodies are our gardens to which

‘Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners’

When two people are under the influence

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to

Gain and loss are not static ups

Gain and loss are not static, ups and down are not permanent, laughs and tears are not life. Does it want you think and

If u r sitting among a group

If u r sitting among a group of people and their heads are down and urs is up, that’s not the proof that you

Birthdays are always good except when you

Birthdays are always good except when you are not asked you good.

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they

If u dont greet me its ok

If u don’t greet me ITS OK if u dont text me ITS OK if u dont call me ITS OK if u dont

As the year 2010 draws to an

As The Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

The pyramids in egypt are actually

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………………………… ………. RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! * BREAKING NEWS: NASA DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE

I care for u bcoz you

I CARE For U Bcoz You Are MY $weet _,_,_,_,_,_,_, ¡ ,_,_,_,_,_) ¡ ¡_,_,_, ¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D ¡ ¡ O R

Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ? STUDENT- Who starts ?

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Tum na sms karty ho na call

Tum Na SMS karty ho na call, I think you are also kangal, Yeh lo card number Load kar lo, llllllllllllllllllllllll Scratch khud karo

This place is no longer new

This place is no longer new to me, But people! they are still the same, … & So are my dreams! I wish, you

Take counsel with your enemies in order

Take counsel with your enemies, in order to learn from their thoughts the extent of their enmity, and the ends they are seeking. Hazrat

Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are

iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu nigam Song: All iz well Sunidhi chohan Song: shela

Even though you are not right next

Even though you are not right next to me… But still i feel you near me and when i look up at the stars..

Really want u to be mineand ill

really want u to be mine,and i’ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”ll find ,good night

Coin always make sound but the currency

Coin always make sound but the currency notes are always silent So when ur value increases keep urself calm n silentGud morning

True comments by a broken heart

True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A Bitch? Maybe Next Time You Can Eat Your Make

Smile tears usually not seen

‘SMILE & TEARS’ Usually Not Seen Together, But When They Are Together Its The Best Moment Of Life…

Good friends are hard to find harder

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

The use of travelling is to regulate

The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.

Love is heat you are sweet when

Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is complete. style zara hat kkkkkkk ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaiiiiiimmmmmmmm.chaudary

Darkness is every ware the birds r

darkness is every ware. the birds r back there home. road are quite every body is sleeping.but i m not u know y? just

Exams are like girlfriends 1 too many

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always Failure!@

You can do almost anything you put

You can do almost anything you put your mind to … You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak … Be

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Thank you dad for being my

Thank You Dad For being my pillar of strength and Fountain of wisdom Thank You for everything you are. Life is more beautiful when

One who believes that the new testament

One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows

Most of tha probloms in life are

Most of tha probloms in life are because of two REASONS. . . First we act without Thinking. .! secondly we keep thinking without

We are awans we the real of

@[email protected] aRe AwAnS@~^~@ WE the Real of Arab WE the Swords of Allah The Faith is our Uniqness Bravery is our Identity Truth is

Dont be dismayed at good byes a farewell

Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for

we can save many relations if

*’* We Can Save Many Relations If We undestand a simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT, Thy are DIFFRENT.** ** ALI **

Teacher i ko sindhi me translate karo

Teacher: I$ ko sindhi me translate karo… ‘ You are drinking tea alone’ student: Hallaaa thai, Bishni, Akelo tho Chaanh peeyen.

Now a days girls are crazy about

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur 4.SALMAN Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that’s the reason why I love

If you are married ignore this message

If you are married ignore this message, otherwise HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.@

Difference between friend wife you

Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’ But Do you have courage tell to your Wife

Beech rah mein haath mat chura mujh

Beech Rah Mein Haath Mat Chura Mujh Se Are O Zindagi Yoon Na Kar Dagha Mujh Se Chand Se Chehre Par Jheel Si Aankhein

Valentines day special for all single parties

Valentine’s Day Special..! For All Single Parties.. Dear future wife..!! Where the hell are u..?? Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Best when you talk are only

Best* When you talk you are only repeating what you already know, but if you listen, you may learn something new be a silent

Jab tera dard myrey sath wafa karta

Jab Tera Dard Myrey Sath Wafa Karta Hae Ek Samandar Myri Aankhon Se Baha Karta Hae Uss Ki Batain Mujey Khushbu Ki Tarah Lagti

Studnet to teachr madam are you hen

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

Nobody is as special you are to

Nobody is as special as you are to me, Now I hope you are beginning to see, Just how much I care for you,

There is a dime dozen then there

There is a dime a dozen… Then there is one in a million… But baby, you are once in a lifetime. – Victor Rodriguez

Are you hungry neva mind i have

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you

People who meet you in the journey

People Who Meet You In The Journey 0f Life Expect A Lot 0f Things From You But There Are Some Idiots Who Expect Nothing

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Cos today is your day its an

Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are special and special things are for u today, i

Tragedies of by life 1 good

TRAGEDIES OF Böy,$ LIFE 1) Good girls are not good looking. 2) Good looking girls are not gud girls. 3) Good looking good girls

His neighbor is a tooth drawer that bag

His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that

When u feel hot and warm at

When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart

Think yourself nothing till other say you

‘Think yourself nothing till other say; you are something.’ (By: Ashfaque Ahmed)

Q how do you identify a

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side Q: How do you

All mornings are like paintings u need

All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & An SMS from someone

I wish a 4 u the i

I wish a wish 4 u ,the wish i wish 4 few ,the wish i wish 4 u is that ,ur all wishes come

Criticise me you are allowed to

‘Criticise Me’… You are allowed to write one negative point of my personality, plz write…. Speak Truth ! Promise,I’ll not mind, waitng for Ans.

There are only 5 things we need

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food, Good sleep & ” GOOD _ UCK ” whatever

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Never hate those people who are jealous

Never hate those people who are jealous of you But Respect their jealousy Because … They are the ones Who think that You are

He who do u like she no

He: Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: OH. Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: Who do u like? She: How

Friends are like street lights along the

Friends are like street lights, Along the road, they don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the

Banking sector is very much similar

Banking Sector Is Very Much Similar To Public Toilet Reason: … People Outside Are Desperate To Come In And People Inside Are Dying To

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

If you are not happy being single

‘If you are not happy being single, U’ll never be happy in a relationship..!! Get your own life first, then try 2 share it

Life time are the worlds best

Life & time are the world’s best teachers. Life teaches us the use of time & Time teaches us the value of life. Read

We shall have no better conditions in

‘We shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present.’ – Thomas Edison

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

you are a b c d atractive beautiful

=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius H-I-J. = Hahahaha. = I’m. = Joking!! 🙂

Heart may forget to beat eyes blink

Heart may forget to beat Eyes may forget to blink Blood may forget to flow But I cant forget you to love Because you

Hazrat ali al murtaza radi allahu anhu

HAZRAT ALI AL MURTAZA radi allahu anhu used to teach about the SiGNIFICANCE OF JIHAD n would say, ‘If u were not MARTYRED THEN

You are the person who holds me

“You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances with me in my happiness. I can’t

As u wake up in d morning

As u wake up in d morning, start by counting ur blessings. Thank GOD for blessings that u received and thank Him for more

Sometimes memories are better forgotten theyre not

Sometimes memories are better forgotten. Sometimes they’re not, but over time you seem to lose them. But sometimes, even though some memories are too

Being vulnerable and being weak are two

Being vulnerable and being weak are two different things. We are all vulnerable in some ways, but we are either strong or weak to

They are able bcz think able

They are able Bcz They think They are able. ‘vergil’

The best thing in life is finding

‘The best thing in life is finding someone, who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses, but still thinks that you are the best and

Good friends are like trees they

Good friends are Like trees They demand Attention and care in the Beginning But once they Blossom They provide u Shade in all situations

Some one love two but i

some one love one some one love two but i love one they are you

Dont worry if people hate you because

Don’t worry if people hate you..! because there are many others who love and care you on the earth. But be worried if ALLAH

Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even Waste a Second 2 Tell Sum 1 That U

My personality is who i am

My personality is who I am, .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . my attitude

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

Treat everyone with politenesseven those who are

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**

We cannot get very far a friendship

We Cannot Get Very Far A F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p If We Are Not Prepared To Forgive Each Other’s Smaller Defects … (: Stay Blessed .. !!…

Love dont asks who are you

Love Don’t Asks ‘ Who Are You?’ Love Only Says ‘ You Are Mine !’ Love Don’t Asks ‘Where Are You From?’ Love Only

You come mei love you are seei

you come me………..I love you……………. you are see…………I like you tomuch…….. all taim…………..so……….

Have you not seen that to allah

Have you not seen that to Allah, prostrates whosoever is in the heavens and in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and

turn your face towards the sacred

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque; and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ” The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Always give a call to ur loved

Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are… This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between

Beautiful quote for a friend from friend

Beautiful Quote For A Friend From A Friend. Ur Words Are Not My Disturbance. But Disturbance Lies In Your Silence, So Never Try To

The most decisive actions of our life

The most decisive actions of our life — I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future —

Mare allo sare pane ta piao na

MARE ALLO SARE PANE TA PIAO NA SALMA HYA BADYE TA MIANO SALMA KYA LARE MALE IS KUCH TARE KAYKA CAPA YALL BABY TASE

If your are a girl and you

If Your Are A Girl And You R Single ! . . . . … . . . . . . . . .

3 simpe tips to play safe in

3 Simpe Tips To Play Safe In The Game Of Life…. Never….. Promise when You Are Happy, Never…… Never reply when you Are Angry,

Making a million friends is not an

Making a million friends is not an art. But the real art is to make a friend, who will stand with you . when

Loveis more than what i have you

Love,is more than what I have. Love,is more than what you are. Love,takes me where Ive never been. Love,takes me where I am today.

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

Rehne walo se nhi jane pocho

Rehne walo se nhi jane walo se pocho zindagi kiya hoti hy pane walo se nhi khone walo se pocho k izaat kiya hoti

One one 2 i miss u

One one 2 I miss U Two two 4 Miss me M0RE Three three 6 Dosti hai FIX Four four 8 You are GREAT

Quote best friends are those

Quote, , , , best friends are those who care 4 each other without any expectations from each other

No matter how ugly you think are

No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are, BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE

From mornings first light to evenings

^F^R^O^M “M”O”R”N”I”N”G’S First Light To “E”V”E”N”I”N”G’S Last Star Remember How “S”P”E”C”I”A”L” You Are G o_O d M o R n I n G (:

You are the reason why i have

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are

Whats the similarity between chewing gum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become

Without love dayz are sadday

Without Love — dayz are ‘Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… Wish u a Happy Love Day

S0lve this letter after f

S0lve this !! Letter after F + Half 0f 8 + Opp 0f b + b + 0pp 0f 7 + Mid 0f sea

Books are the carriers of civilization without

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. They are engines

Dhoom 3 john ibraham and hrithik roshan

Dhoom 3 John ibraham and hrithik Roshan are on bike with speed of 600km/h . . . . And suddenly, . . Rajnikant overtakes

Two things are important in our

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life! Friend Friendship First one, YOu shOuld make! SecOnd One, YOu shOuld kEEp!

Modern definition 0f boy friend

Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos …0f His Girl Friend No Matter