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A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are

iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu nigam Song: All iz well Sunidhi chohan Song: shela

If you struggle for mattrilisum

If You struggle For Mattrilisum , You Are Failure, If You Struggle For Allah, The Whole World Whould Run Before You. Bilal Mughal

The gurkhas are the original inhabitants of

The Gurkhas are the original inhabitants of Nepal

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Surah al baqarah the cow 1 alif lam mim these

Surah Al-Baqarah (The Cow) 1. Alif-Lam-Mim. [These letters are one of the miracles of the Qur’an and none but Allah (Alone) knows their meanings].

Golden quote by abraham lincoln if

***’Golden quote by Abraham Lincoln: ‘If friend$hip i$ your weake$t point then you are the $tronge$t per$on in the world’

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

I want my eyes to be your

I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

When there are lines upon my face

When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, when the time comes to embrace for one long last while, we

You are not responsible for what people

You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

Genuine success comes only to those who

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck

You live so far away are close

You Live So Far Away You Are So Close To Me I Miss You Everyday I Tell You All My Secrets … I Wish

People who meet u in the journey

People who meet u in the journey of life expect lot of things from u but There are some idiots who expect nothing more

Doctor you have brain cancer pathan

Doctor: You have Brain cancer. Pathan Jumps in joy. YesssSSS !!! YaHo00oo… Doctor: Why are you so Happy ? Pathan: B-coz it Proves that

Luck is yours wishes are mine lets

luck is yours wishes are mine let’s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck

Luck is yours wishes are mine let

Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!

Sometimes lips are sealed tongue is tied

Sometimes lips are sealed tongue is tied sometimes hands can’t reach the feelings are locked Into these eyes read the words unsaid the feelings

Memory is a way of holding on

“Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.” Kevin

Kiss me in the moonlight to reassure

Kiss me in the moonlight, to reassure me everything is alright. I want to us to stay this way forever, I don’t want to

Dad you are never wrong the only

Dad you are never wrong The only time you are wrong is when you think, I forgot about you. Love you Dad! Have a

Her song was tedious and outwore the

Her song was tedious, and outwore the night, For lovers’ hours are long, though seeming short: If pleased themselves, others they think delight In

Minds like parachutes only function when they

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open. Adolf Hitler

I am sweet and you are sour

I am Sweet and you are sour so just shut up and give me a flower! Happy Valentines day!

Verily allah commands that you should render

Verily! Allah commands that you should render Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due

Old age is like a plane flying

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Definition of laziness its a talent

Definition Of Laziness: Its a talent of taking rest before u are tired Bcoz Prevention is better than cure .. 😉 Be lazy think

Yesterday everybody smoked his last cigar took

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty

One day love and friendship met asked when

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied ‘to make faces smile when u leave

Corruption has spread to every corner in

Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan. .. . . . . . .. . Even my computer says: . . . .

Eid is upon us once again doors

Eid Is Upon Us Once Again Doors Open To Everyone While Perfume Fills The Air A Time To See The Ones We Haven’t Seen

Life is a book we all read

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz.

Those who believe and whose hearts

Those who believe and whose hearts are satisfied by remembrance of GOD. Oh, it is by remembrance of …GOD that hearts are satisfied. For

Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly

…*Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly propotional to sleepness… Student’s 1ST LAW 0F NALAIQNESS…23*

When you pray for others allah

WHEN YOU PRAY FOR OTHERS ALLAH LISTENS TO YOU AND BLESS THEM WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY AND FEEL BLESSED REMEMBER! SOMEONE HAS PRAYED FOR

Stupid people always think they are right

Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice. Anonymous

Perhaps nothing in our society is more

Perhaps nothing in our society is more needed for those in positions of authority than accountability. Too often those with authority are able (and

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

If we can recognize that change and

If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet the future and the transformation we are undergoing with the

The beginnings and endings of all human

The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy. Anonymous

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

Everybody searches for a chance to impress

Everybody Searches For A Chance To Impress Other But They Don’t Understands …That Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening … =) G o.0

Our contry nwfp are on stake

Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times

For your birthdayi want to wish you

for your birthday……..i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of

Girls are like twitter usernames the

Girls are like Twitter usernames, the ones we like are already taken.

Lifes most deepest feelings are often expressd

Life’s most deepest feelings are often expressd in silence. And the one who can read volumes from your silence is your true companion. Good

Many a flowers are born un noticedthey glow

Many a Flowers are born Un-noticed,They glow and blow unseen- such an Un-noticed half glown flowers when falls and tumbles down the plant is

1 how can you drop a raw

1. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack! 2.

Whats d difference between people who pray

What`s d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres are damn

A special world for you and me

A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely

Friendship medicines both are good for

Friendship & medicines: BOTH are good for our health.when we are not well. BUTT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAt. Medicines have expiry date. BUTT:Friendship

Pains of love be sweeter far than

“Pains of love be sweeter far Than any other pleasures are.”

Mornings are the best time to be

MOrnings are the best time to be peaceful.. to ponder on things.. to appreciate life.. to plan your day.. and to thank God for

As i think about u love a

As I think about u I think about Love As a Hot dove passes by I think night & day How ur sensation pases

1 din larke ko pata chalta hai

1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye ga wo ossi waqt apni GF ko msg krta

There are two kinds of people those

There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group,

Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster

Husband wanted to call the hospital ask

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He

Death is not the greatest loss in

?Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life? The Greatest Loss Is: ?When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive?.

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Relationship requires little effort even when friends

Relationship requires little effort, even when friends are busy with their lives. A simple sms reminds each other that ‘ You Are Not Forgotten’.

Boy you are sunshine of my life

Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life, without yoU life is cloudy, yoU are in my heart like rainy water for barren land Girl:

I liked the simplicity of this

I Liked The Simplicity Of This Line … ‘A Friend Is Like B L O O D …Though They Aren’t Seen Over SKIN, They

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

No matter how ugly you think are

No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are, BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE

The best thing in life is finding

‘The best thing in life is finding someone, who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses, but still thinks that you are the best and

Why pakistani girls are not in sport

WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess , tennis . cricket. beacuse ,,,, The other 90

Life is like a chocolate box each

Life Is Like A Chocolate Box, Each Chocolate Is Like A Portion Of Life, Some Are Crunchy, Some R Nutty, Some R Soft, But

They are not following dharma who resort

They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and

Cheerful people are like sunlight sunlightthey shine

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh

I will battle when u face trouble

I will battle when u face trouble. I’m your own even if you left alone. I will try my best to help if you

Before marriage roses are red sky is

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come

You are cute like tom sweet jerry

You are cute like TOM Sweet like JERRY Naughty like BUGS BUNNY Strong lke POPEYE Innocent like TWEETY In short U are a full

Que ek baby africa main paida hui

Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui…. Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga? . . . . . . . Socho Socho .. Are

My sweet and lovely friends at

My sweet and lovely friends! At this auspicous occassion, I would extend my heartiest expressions of Love and care towards you. Hope this lovely

Sometimes we must be hurt in order

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow, Sometimes we must fail in order to know, Sometimes we must lose in order to

we can save many relations if

*’* We Can Save Many Relations If We undestand a simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT, Thy are DIFFRENT.** ** ALI **

Luv and kuch are going to a

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is

Valentines day special for all single parties

Valentine’s Day Special..! For All Single Parties.. Dear future wife..!! Where the hell are u..?? Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P

It is better to keep your mouth

it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

When you find a dream inside your

When you find a dream inside your heart, don’t let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Men who have pierced ears are better

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. . . . . . . Because They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Santas urine report got exchanged with a

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are pregnant’. Angry santa shouts at wife, ‘Maine pehle hi

We always feel that life of others

WE ALWAYS FEEL THAT LIFE OF OTHERS IS BETTER THEN OURS…, BUT WE ALWAYS FORGET THAT WE ARE ALSO OTHERS FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru

Speak only when you feel your words

‘Speak only when you feel your words are better than the SILENCE’

M0rnings are reminders that aah l0ves y0u

‘M0rnings are reminders that A££ah l0ves Y0u. Y0u are n0t just given an0ther day to enj0y, But A chance t0 c0rrect the mistakes 0f

A failed businessman to his fat wife

A failed Businessman to his fat wife: You are my only investment in life that has doubled!

Lookthe moon is calling you seethe stars

LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.

do not compare yourself with anyone

? Do not compare yourself with anyone in this world, ? If you compare, you are insulting yourself. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

I want to tell you how

I want to tell you How much you mean to me Bcoz you are always Thought about in such a special way, And do

Recommended prayers cannot attain the pleasures of

Recommended prayers cannot attain the pleasures of Allah for you when obligatory prayers are left unattended.

Near or far wherever u are my

Near or far wherever U are, My best wishes are with U, Aap jiyo hazaro saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi

Remember friends are always there to pray

Remember friends are always there to pray for you, to comfort you, to share your sorrow, and to celebrate your success.

A beautiful promise from me to you

A beautiful Promise from me to you: If at any time: Your life is like a ‘CANDLE IN THE WIND’ I will put my

Some people have such a unique place

Some people have such a unique place of their own in your life that it can’t be taken by any other… The times spent

I never allow myself to become discouraged

I never allow myself to become discouraged under any circumstances. The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work, second, stick-to-ittiveness,

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day, We Think Of People Who Have Cheered And Encouraged Us, Who Go Out Of Their Way To Be Kind And

A smile is a way of writing

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted and appreciated. So here’s a big

Lovely relations are like a ring if

Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring, If We Wear It, It’ll Hold Our Finger Tightly.. If We Remove It, It’ll Surely Make Us To

We see things not as they are

We see things not as they are, but as we are. Our perception is shaped by our previous experiences. Dennis Kimbro

I am still watching you are every

i am still watching you are every movement through 3 different Sources. 1.Cartoon network 2.Animal planet 3.National geography

As the year 2010 draws to an

As The Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..! agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

Without love dayz are sadday

Without Love — dayz are ‘Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… Wish u a Happy Love Day

The friendship we have iz so rare

The friendship we have iz so rare to find We hate to see each other in a bind. We have made each other laugh

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Dost ban ker bhi nahi saath nibhany

Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi Saath Nibhany Wala Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim Ka Zamaney Wala Tere Hote Huey Aa Jati Thi Saari Dunya

Since ur eyes are lookin tired let

Since ur eyes are lookin tired Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey in to d world of drmz.

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

You are not here merely to make

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites ~*~ L O V E ~*~ Makes A BOY …Forget That There Are 1,877,922,782 GIRLS Out There … =P =D

Concept of modernism if exposure of body

CONCEPT OF MODERNISM’ ‘If exposure of body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humanS’ (Dr. Zakir Naik) A silent sms for all

If you are facing too many failures

If you are facing too many failures in your life, believe this, God is training you for a huge victory! ? ?

People who meet you in the journey

People Who Meet You In The Journey 0f Life Expect A Lot 0f Things From You But There Are Some Idiots Who Expect Nothing

Make yourself a better person and know

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

A relaxed mind peaceful soul joyful spirit

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

Prophet muhammad salla allahu taala alayhi wa

Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam did say this about the month of Shaban, ‘This is a month that people usually forget

Love is heat you are sweet when

Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is complete. style zara hat kkkkkkk ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaiiiiiimmmmmmmm.chaudary

Only 3 living beings are immune to

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears. 2. Penguins. 3. Females wearing sleeveless in winter parties. 😉 Baaki sabko thund

Cute lines which realy hurts he changed

CUTE LINES WHICH REALY HURTS HE CHANGED MY EVERY HABIB BY LOVIN G ME ALL THE TIME AND INALLY HE LEFT ME SAVING THAT

3 simpe tips to play safe in

3 Simpe Tips To Play Safe In The Game Of Life…. Never….. Promise when You Are Happy, Never…… Never reply when you Are Angry,

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Smile in ease pain when trouble pour

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng…

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

Now a days people relationship are like blue tooth

NOW-A-DAYS PEOPLE,& RELATIONSHIP ARE LIKE BLUE TOOTH IT U STAY CLOSE THEY STAY CONNECTED & IT U GO AWAY THEY FIND NEW DEVICES

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-