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When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

People are so worried about what they

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..! agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

Without love dayz are sadday

Without Love — dayz are ‘Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… Wish u a Happy Love Day

The friendship we have iz so rare

The friendship we have iz so rare to find We hate to see each other in a bind. We have made each other laugh

These feelings are like no other that

These feelings are like no other that I have had. These feelings are more like something I’ve dreamed. I have never had these feelings

Dost ban ker bhi nahi saath nibhany

Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi Saath Nibhany Wala Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim Ka Zamaney Wala Tere Hote Huey Aa Jati Thi Saari Dunya

Since ur eyes are lookin tired let

Since ur eyes are lookin tired Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey in to d world of drmz.

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

You are not here merely to make

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites ~*~ L O V E ~*~ Makes A BOY …Forget That There Are 1,877,922,782 GIRLS Out There … =P =D

Concept of modernism if exposure of body

CONCEPT OF MODERNISM’ ‘If exposure of body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humanS’ (Dr. Zakir Naik) A silent sms for all

If you are facing too many failures

If you are facing too many failures in your life, believe this, God is training you for a huge victory! ? ?

People who meet you in the journey

People Who Meet You In The Journey 0f Life Expect A Lot 0f Things From You But There Are Some Idiots Who Expect Nothing

Make yourself a better person and know

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

A friend of mine said 0nions

A Friend Of Mine Said: ‘0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry . . . ‘ That Was Before I Hit Him

A relaxed mind peaceful soul joyful spirit

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

Prophet muhammad salla allahu taala alayhi wa

Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam did say this about the month of Shaban, ‘This is a month that people usually forget

Love is heat you are sweet when

Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is complete. style zara hat kkkkkkk ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaiiiiiimmmmmmmm.chaudary

Only 3 living beings are immune to

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears. 2. Penguins. 3. Females wearing sleeveless in winter parties. 😉 Baaki sabko thund

Cute lines which realy hurts he changed

CUTE LINES WHICH REALY HURTS HE CHANGED MY EVERY HABIB BY LOVIN G ME ALL THE TIME AND INALLY HE LEFT ME SAVING THAT

3 simpe tips to play safe in

3 Simpe Tips To Play Safe In The Game Of Life…. Never….. Promise when You Are Happy, Never…… Never reply when you Are Angry,

Sardarji his wife going to city

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I

Smile in ease pain when trouble pour

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng…

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

Now a days people relationship are like blue tooth

NOW-A-DAYS PEOPLE,& RELATIONSHIP ARE LIKE BLUE TOOTH IT U STAY CLOSE THEY STAY CONNECTED & IT U GO AWAY THEY FIND NEW DEVICES

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

U are a b i t

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

Facts females have a better sense

Facts =Females have a better sense of smell than males =Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf. =K2 is smaller than mount Everest because

Not brute force but only persuasion and

Not brute force but only persuasion and faith are the kings of this world.

Never be proudnor depressed for what you

never be proud,,nor be depressed for what you are and The position you hold in society,, BCOZ when the game of chees iz over,

L i n e s to

L i n e s To R e m e m b e r ‘Although The Tongue …Weights Very Little, But Very Few People

Our bodies are our gardens to which

‘Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners’

As far as the laws of mathematics

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not

Girls are special ones created by god

Girls are special ones created by God.. if you praise her,she thinks you are tell’g lies if you dont, you are good for noth’g

Mother is an undying love a love

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

Dear you are my one true

Dear _____, You are my one true love. You are my destiny. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I’ll love

Difficlties in r life d nt cme

‘Difficülties in ür life dö nöt cöme tö deströy U,büt help U tö realise ur hidden pötential & pöwer. Let Difficulties knöw thät U

If you could see it from my

If you could see it from my eyes u would know u are one gem of a Woman!

got something for you

+-+ GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!! +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+

Whatever course you decide upon there is

Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you

We are what we repeatedly do excellence

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

max insultz id insult

… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To Notice .. !! * The World Is A lot

Girls are like an internet virus they

Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money,

The two important things i did learn

The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and strong as you allow yourself to be, and that the

It is not all books that are

It is not all books that are as dull as their readers. Henry David Thoreau

Love tender is to build a sky

Love, tender is to build a sky quenched by the h**l of despair is like water I thirst Ashaqkm tells you are great Love.

You are born without anything but you

You are Born Without Anything But you Die With Your Name, So That Name Must Not Be A Word only, It Must Be A

My heart is made 2 luv u

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r

The most painful thing in life is

The most painful thing in life is losing yourself in process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are Special too………..

Msg of the day a slap on

¤MSG OF THE DAY¤ ‘A Slap on Modernization’ If showing your body is modernization then animals are more modern than humans. (Dr. Zakir Naik)

Cos today is your day its an

Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are special and special things are for u today, i

A small boy tried to lift a

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone, but couldnt move it His friend watching, said ‘are u sure u r using all

Santa why are you heating the knife

Santa: Why are you heating the knife. Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are you heating it? Banta: To prevent infection.

Shakespeare said new friends may be poems

Shakespeare said: ‘New friends may be poems but old friends are Alphabets, Because you will need them to read the poems

As we are liberated from our own

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Nelson Mandela

Q why do most women spend much

Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS?? Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID,

Two things are important in our

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life! Friend Friendship First one, YOu shOuld make! SecOnd One, YOu shOuld kEEp!

Modern definition of boy friend a

Modern Definition of Boy Friend A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos of His Girl Friend, No Matter, How Bad

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi Jab class ki ladki bhaiya

Valentines for lovers and friends all my

Valentine’s for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful

We are motivated by a keen desire

We are motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is the more he is inspired by glory. The very

Youre my world rock light everything to

You’re my world, my rock, my light. You’re everything to me. My heart aches for you. My soul yearns for yours. Without you I

Aristotle says u are born without

Aristotle says: U are Born Without Anything Bt U Die With Ur Name, So That Name Must Not Be Just A Word only, It

You were not born a winner and

You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be. Lou Holtz

My heart is made 2 luv u

My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R

Hi friends there are few things which

Hi friends, There are few things which touches your heart. Zindagi sabhi ko mili ho ye zaroori to nahi aag gulshan mai baharen bhi

I suggest that the only books influence

I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down

I cant change the fact that my

I can’t change the fact that my paintings don’t sell. But the time will come when people will recognize that they are worth more

Stars are seen together yet they r

“Stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart… good friends may not speak everyday, but remember they r always linked HEART TO

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Submission to allahs will is the best

Submission to Allah’s Will is the best companion; wisdom is the noblest heritage; theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction; deep

I cannot say whether things will get

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get

Some hearts are so delicate that

Some hearts are so delicate that u have to judge their patience before using hard words on them, otherwise either that heart broke or

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

you are a b c d atractive beautiful

=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius H-I-J. = Hahahaha. = I’m. = Joking!! 🙂

Always try to pr0ve that y0u are

‘Always try to pr0ve that y0u are right But……… Never attempt to pr0ve that 0thers are wr0ng…!!!!

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself true

Knowing others is intelligence, knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have

Humary bad nahin aey ga tumain chahat

Humary bad nahin aey ga tumain chahat ka esa maza far are!!! tum logon sy khud kehty phiro gy mujey chaho unki tarhan

Regard your mind as the steering wheel

Regard your mind as the steering wheel and your emotions as the gas pedal. No matter how wise you are, you won’t achieve without

Some things r left undonesome words unsaidsome

Some things r left undone,some words r left unsaid,some feelings are left unexpressed,but some ones as nice as youcould never be left unwished, happy

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Some love one two i that

SOME LOVE ONE SOME LOVE TWO I LOVE ONE THAT ARE U

If you are not part of the

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem

Oh allah i am yours and u

oh ALLAH i am yours and u are mine .i love u and i need u all the time plz be in my heart

Leaders arent born they are made and

Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that’s the price we’ll have to

Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks

Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too!

You are awarded a bouqet of good

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds, a vase of blessing, a parachut of glad itdings 4 completing da holy ramadan. EID MUBARAK

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata hay ‘ghalib’ bus kuch aisa hi alam hota hay jub koi ‘apna’ yad aata hai / Gud

Girls are like twitter usernames the

Girls are like Twitter usernames, the ones we like are already taken.

Next generation child will sing twinkle

next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal bar, whisky rates are up so high, so drink

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

Everybody searches for a chance to

Everybody Searches For A Chance To Impress Other But They Don’t Understands …That Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening … =) G o.0

A stranger you were once then with

A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

Everyday everytime everywhere i may not be

EVERYDAY, EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE, I MAY NOT BE WITH YOU BUT MY CARE, MY MSGS, MY PRAYERS AND MY LOVELY WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Sir in exam why are you so

Sir in exam: Why are You so confused ? Did You Forget your Pen ??? Roll Number..? Calculator..? Student: Oh kuttay chup kar ja,

How many things which served us yesterday

How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for us today.

Our contry nwfp are on stake

Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Many are the wishes that being sent

Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day

He happiest thoughts and wishes in this

he happiest thoughts and wishes in this greeting are here… And hopefully you’ll understand the depth of feelings. That’s this sms is sent especially

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBU 1 for AMMI Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Anonymous said 1i want people to go

Anonymous said… 1.i want people to go for compromise. 2.beautiful with good effort. 3.to be a paki defender. 4.promote our education system. 5.working ver

I care for u bcoz you

I CARE For U Bcoz You Are MY $weet _,_,_,_,_,_,_, ¡ ,_,_,_,_,_) ¡ ¡_,_,_, ¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D ¡ ¡ O R

Reality when a boy proposes

Reality 🙂 When a boy proposes a girl…. her answers are: 1)yes … 2)no 3)apko dost samajhti hu 4)i am engaged 5)i love someone

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted

One who believes that the new testament

One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows

After car accident american its fine

After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky? Pakstani:O………., Andha Hai Kya, Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

Special persons see heart to even when

Special persons see HEART to HEART even when they don’t see EYE to EYE ‘You are indeed SPECIAL 4 me because I ALWAYS see

Most of the problems in life are

Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons.. Firstly, We act without thinking…! & Secondly, We keep thinking without acting.

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

For those who are single on 14th

For those who are single on 14th Feb. A Very Happy Independence Day.

Today is your day to celebrate be

Today Is Your Day To Celebrate Your Day To Be The Star So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer And Say How Special

Difficulties are meant to rouse not discourage

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. William Ellery Channing

Understanding is deeper than knowledge there are

‘Understanding is deeper than knowledge.. There are many people who know us but very few who understand us..’ Have A Nice Day

Wedding wishes poem from buds

Wedding wishes Poem : From buds of two trees Flowers bloomed To unite your two hearts Marriage blossomed Vows exchanged today are to keep

Slowly you enters my heart and now

slowly you enters my heart and now in every direction there is you .really you are true miricall to me ,you will always be

The most perfect believers in terms of

“THE MOST PERFECT BELIEVERS IN TERMS OF THEIR IMAN ARE THOSE WHO POSSESS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANNERS.” (REPORTED BY AHMAD, AT-TIRMIDHI, AD-DARMI, AND ABU

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

Broken hearts are never healed they haunt

Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make

You have no idea how good it

“You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and i am yours” Have a great

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

If you are not happy being single

‘If you are not happy being single, U’ll never be happy in a relationship..!! Get your own life first, then try 2 share it

The roots of education are bitter but

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. BY Aristotle

You are like sunshine on a cloudy

You are like sunshine on a cloudy day. I search for reasons to spend time with you. I love you so much.

Friends should be like zeros when

Friends should be like zero’s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but When u try