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Stars are seen together yet they r

“Stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart… good friends may not speak everyday, but remember they r always linked HEART TO

Interviewer let me check your english

Interviewer: Let me check your english……. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Pathan: Bad Interviewer: Come Pathan: Go Interviewer: Ugly Pathan: Pichlli Interviewer:

Submission to allahs will is the best

Submission to Allah’s Will is the best companion; wisdom is the noblest heritage; theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction; deep

I cannot say whether things will get

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get

Some hearts are so delicate that

Some hearts are so delicate that u have to judge their patience before using hard words on them, otherwise either that heart broke or

I laughed and punched him gently collected

I laughed and punched him gently and collected my stuff. Then I went home to continue my life, which had changed a little, as

you are a b c d atractive beautiful

=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius H-I-J. = Hahahaha. = I’m. = Joking!! 🙂

Always try to pr0ve that y0u are

‘Always try to pr0ve that y0u are right But……… Never attempt to pr0ve that 0thers are wr0ng…!!!!

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself true

Knowing others is intelligence, knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have

Humary bad nahin aey ga tumain chahat

Humary bad nahin aey ga tumain chahat ka esa maza far are!!! tum logon sy khud kehty phiro gy mujey chaho unki tarhan

Regard your mind as the steering wheel

Regard your mind as the steering wheel and your emotions as the gas pedal. No matter how wise you are, you won’t achieve without

Some things r left undonesome words unsaidsome

Some things r left undone,some words r left unsaid,some feelings are left unexpressed,but some ones as nice as youcould never be left unwished, happy

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Some love one two i that

SOME LOVE ONE SOME LOVE TWO I LOVE ONE THAT ARE U

If you are not part of the

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem

Oh allah i am yours and u

oh ALLAH i am yours and u are mine .i love u and i need u all the time plz be in my heart

Leaders arent born they are made and

Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that’s the price we’ll have to

Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks

Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too!

You are awarded a bouqet of good

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds, a vase of blessing, a parachut of glad itdings 4 completing da holy ramadan. EID MUBARAK

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata hay ‘ghalib’ bus kuch aisa hi alam hota hay jub koi ‘apna’ yad aata hai / Gud

Girls are like twitter usernames the

Girls are like Twitter usernames, the ones we like are already taken.

Next generation child will sing twinkle

next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal bar, whisky rates are up so high, so drink

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

Everybody searches for a chance to

Everybody Searches For A Chance To Impress Other But They Don’t Understands …That Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening … =) G o.0

A stranger you were once then with

A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

Everyday everytime everywhere i may not be

EVERYDAY, EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE, I MAY NOT BE WITH YOU BUT MY CARE, MY MSGS, MY PRAYERS AND MY LOVELY WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Sir in exam why are you so

Sir in exam: Why are You so confused ? Did You Forget your Pen ??? Roll Number..? Calculator..? Student: Oh kuttay chup kar ja,

How many things which served us yesterday

How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for us today.

Our contry nwfp are on stake

Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

Many are the wishes that being sent

Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day

He happiest thoughts and wishes in this

he happiest thoughts and wishes in this greeting are here… And hopefully you’ll understand the depth of feelings. That’s this sms is sent especially

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBU 1 for AMMI Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Anonymous said 1i want people to go

Anonymous said… 1.i want people to go for compromise. 2.beautiful with good effort. 3.to be a paki defender. 4.promote our education system. 5.working ver

I care for u bcoz you

I CARE For U Bcoz You Are MY $weet _,_,_,_,_,_,_, ¡ ,_,_,_,_,_) ¡ ¡_,_,_, ¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D ¡ ¡ O R

Reality when a boy proposes

Reality 🙂 When a boy proposes a girl…. her answers are: 1)yes … 2)no 3)apko dost samajhti hu 4)i am engaged 5)i love someone

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted

One who believes that the new testament

One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows

After car accident american its fine

After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky? Pakstani:O………., Andha Hai Kya, Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

Special persons see heart to even when

Special persons see HEART to HEART even when they don’t see EYE to EYE ‘You are indeed SPECIAL 4 me because I ALWAYS see

Most of the problems in life are

Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons.. Firstly, We act without thinking…! & Secondly, We keep thinking without acting.

What greater thing is there for two

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one

For those who are single on 14th

For those who are single on 14th Feb. A Very Happy Independence Day.

Today is your day to celebrate be

Today Is Your Day To Celebrate Your Day To Be The Star So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer And Say How Special

Girls are like an internet virus they

Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money,

Difficulties are meant to rouse not discourage

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. William Ellery Channing

Understanding is deeper than knowledge there are

‘Understanding is deeper than knowledge.. There are many people who know us but very few who understand us..’ Have A Nice Day

Wedding wishes poem from buds

Wedding wishes Poem : From buds of two trees Flowers bloomed To unite your two hearts Marriage blossomed Vows exchanged today are to keep

Slowly you enters my heart and now

slowly you enters my heart and now in every direction there is you .really you are true miricall to me ,you will always be

The most perfect believers in terms of

“THE MOST PERFECT BELIEVERS IN TERMS OF THEIR IMAN ARE THOSE WHO POSSESS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANNERS.” (REPORTED BY AHMAD, AT-TIRMIDHI, AD-DARMI, AND ABU

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

Broken hearts are never healed they haunt

Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make

You have no idea how good it

“You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and i am yours” Have a great

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

If you are not happy being single

‘If you are not happy being single, U’ll never be happy in a relationship..!! Get your own life first, then try 2 share it

The roots of education are bitter but

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. BY Aristotle

You are like sunshine on a cloudy

You are like sunshine on a cloudy day. I search for reasons to spend time with you. I love you so much.

Friends should be like zeros when

Friends should be like zero’s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but When u try

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

Unless commitment is made there are only

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans. Peter F. Drucker

Whenever you miss someone look at

Whenever you Miss someone… Look at The Sky, Although you might not See the Person There.. But Feel Happy that you two are Under

Many things are incomplete without memorylodycodytigasothingeven this

Many things are incomplete without ‘(ME)’__mory.__lody.co__dy.ti__.ga__.so__thing.even this __ssage!So dont forget (ME)! especially in ur prayers…

Valentines day special for all single parties

Valentine’s Day Special..! For All Single Parties.. Dear future wife..!! Where the hell are u..?? Sali ab to mill jaa..:-P

Ummidon ki manzil toot gei ankhon se

UMMIDON KI MANZIL TOOT GEI ANKHON SE ASHKON KE DAHAR BEH GEI ARE TUMHARI BHI KIA IZZAT REH GEI AB CLASS KI LARKI BHAI

Relationship is possible only when two egos

Relationship Is Possible, Only When Two Egos Are Dropped. Otherwise Four Persons Are Involved, Two Real & Two Imaginary..

This msg is only for mothers

This Msg is ONLY For Mothers! . . . . . . . . . R You A Mother? Nahi Na? Then Why Are

You are the best teacher in this

You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent

Love is a dream its gone

Love is a dream Its gone as we wake up Leaving some moments To be cherished …Love is like a wind It embraces us

Best frndz are like beautiful street lamps

Best frndz are Like beautiful street lamps.. They may not make the distance shorter but, they light your path & make the journey easier..

Assalam o alaikum subah bkhair sometimes

‘ASSALAM O ALAIKUM & SUBAH BKHAIR’ Sometimes in Our Life We Feel That All Doors of Success Are Closed,,,..”……. At That Time Remember These

You are like youre like my

You are like…. You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Like my car,

My great concern is not whether you

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. Abraham Lincoln

Mrbean went to guinness book office

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Apologizing doesnt mean that you are wrong

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your

The taste of water can be enjoyed

“The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!” Same way, “The Love of a Persons will be known when we

Another eid another fear and hope i

Another Eid, another fear, and another hope. I hope that all of your days are eid and full of happiness everywhere. Happy Another Eid

This place is no longer new

This place is no longer new to me, But people! they are still the same, … & So are my dreams! I wish, you

Greetings are music but i cant give

Greetings are music but I can’t give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my

Height of tharki ness when you are listening

|HEIGHT OF THARKI-NESS| when you are listening to a sad song and can’t decide . . . . . . . . Konsi wali

Dhoom 3 john and hritik are on

DHOOM- 3: John and Hritik are on BIKE with speed of 2000 km /hr . . & . Suddenly, Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

0ve and death are two un invited guests

£0ve and death are two un-invited guests, when they come n0body kn0ws, ßut ß0th d0 the same work, 0ne takes heart and the other

There are those who live and exist

There are those who live, and those who exist. Which kind of person are you?

When you are a bear of very

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

The thoughts we choose to think are

The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives. Louise Hay

Sardar saw a very high airtel tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there

Best catching line you look

Best Catching Line … You Look Almost PERFECT … …The Only Thing I Can See That’s Wrong Is Your LIPS … They Are Not

Memory is a way of holding on

“Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.” Kevin

If you are comfortable in standing alone

If you are comfortable in standing alone the world will come to you seeking the secret of your success.

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will

Pains of love be sweeter far than

“Pains of love be sweeter far Than any other pleasures are.”

Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia

Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni BOL-DIA jana ha Taxi Drivr: abe kb bola Bangali:

Half of the problems in life are

Half of the problems in life are because we act without thinking and rest half is because we keep on thinking without acting.

Apologizing doesnt mean that you are wrong

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other person is right, but it means that you value your relation-ships more than your

If we are to achieve a richer

If we are to achieve a richer culture, rich in contrasting values, we must recognize the whole gamut of human potentialities, and so weave

Sometimes i wish were a little kid

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

No and are the words which need

NO AND ARE THE WORDS WHICH NEED A LONG THOUGHT..MOST OF THE TROUBLES IN THE LIFE ARE THE RESULT OF SAYING YES TOO SOON

5 reasons why you are my friend

5 Reasons Why ‘YOU’ are my Friend: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. No Reason. Bus meri mat maari gayi thi…!

Never blame a day in ur life

Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are

Good friends are hard to find harder

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

Without ur sms days are like moanday

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

1 how can you drop a raw

1. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack! 2.

You are a part of puzzle 0f

You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life. You may never kn0w where you fit, but always remember that someone’s life may

You are so especial to me there

You are so especial to me. There is nothing better than Having you as a friend To share each day with ! Thank you

Beautyfull then your dream do you know

‘Beautyfull then your dream’ Do you know why people say that you don’t feel sleepy when you are in love? Bcoz for the 1st

Two things are important in our

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life! Friend Friendship First one, YOu shOuld make! SecOnd One, YOu shOuld kEEp!

Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. [email protected]

Tears can sometimes be more special than

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we

Smile in ease pain when trouble pour

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng…

I have searched my heart for the

I have searched my heart For the words to say just how much u mean to me You are all of God’s Blessings rolled

A smile can open a heart faster

A smile can open a heart faster than a key open a door. Smiles are free, don’t save them, brighten the world with your

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Care only for those who deserve it

Care Only For Those Who Deserve It, Because We are Not Jokers To Entertain Everyone. (Adolf Hitler)

S0lve this letter after f

S0lve this !! Letter after F + Half 0f 8 + Opp 0f b + b + 0pp 0f 7 + Mid 0f sea

Wat is ur month people born

Wat is ur Month?? People born in * JAN are bold and alert; * FEB are lucky and loyal; *MARCH are Naughty and Genius;

Im so glad that you are with

I’m so glad that you are with me. I don’t ever want to lose you. I love you so much.

You are always you r always on

‘You are always’ You r always on ma mind…. a girl such as u is rare to find…. u wil alwayz be in ma

Thought of d day people

Thought of d day ! . People who give flying’ kisses are… Hoplessly Lazy:p

How much more grievous are the consequences

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. Marcus Aurelius

In the cruel world of love

In The Cruel World Of Love.. I’ve Learned That: Promises Are Not CONTRACTS.. Kisses Are Not ASSURANCE.. Sweet Words Are Not GUARANTEES.. …Big Hugs

Encourage them you can do it

Encourage Them: You can do it. I know you can.’ These are words that are all-too-infrequently voiced. Sincere encouragement can go a long way

Now a days people relationship are like blue tooth

NOW-A-DAYS PEOPLE,& RELATIONSHIP ARE LIKE BLUE TOOTH IT U STAY CLOSE THEY STAY CONNECTED & IT U GO AWAY THEY FIND NEW DEVICES

Heart may forget to beat eyes blink

Heart may forget to beat Eyes may forget to blink Blood may forget to flow But I cant forget you to love Because you