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april SMS Messages

The maple syrups full of ants a

The maple syrup’s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole

In your life when you wake up

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand &

1 christian ne eid ul fitr josh

1 Christian ne Eid Ul Fitr Josh Jazby sy manai, 1 Hindu nay qurbani ki, 1 yahoodi nay roza rakha, Kia ap nay aisa

Usski yadein lambi ratain nakaam muhabbt

~Usski Yadein, Lambi Ratain, Nakaam Muhabbt Aur thandi hawa,,,,,,,,,,? ~Aye Mah-e-April Tu To December Se B Qatil Nikla…. Happy rainy night.

Breaking news wapda ka kehna hy k

¤BREAKING NEWS¤ WAPDA ka kehna hy k sirf APRIL mein awaam ko LOAD SHEDDING ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi . . . .

Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that you are Intelligent smart beautiful adorable attaractive & Special to…. thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof! new year

Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh kr: O’teri khair howy jeju undrwear te Paya e

Ap k bache result aya gay

ap k k k k k k k bache k k k k k k result aya gay ha hahahahaha. april fool.

Your name fame personality thoughts views

YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia ‘I LOVE U’

Aye naye saal bata tujh main naya

Aye naye saal bata, tujh main naya pan kiya hai? Har taraf khalq nay Q shorr macha rakha hai Roshni din ki wohi taaron

Plz open this after 2 days at

Plz open this after 2 days at thursday. . . . . . I know u can’t wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st

Poetry of ahmed faraz monday april

Poetry Of Ahmed Faraz Monday, April 11th, 2011 Hum jo toote to is tarah toote jaise hathon se girr k pathar par koi shafaaf

If u dont mind feel bad

If u don’t mind If u don’t feel bad If don’t hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan jam bottle

Jub ap aieney k pas jatey hoo

jub ap aieney k pas jatey hoo aina kehta hy BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL,jub ap wapis mortein hn aina kehta hy APRIL FOOL APRIL FOOL. HAPPY

My wishes for you great start jan

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June

Bhai jaan 15 april ko mari shadi

Bhai Jaan, 15 April ko mari shadi hai zaroor ana Mere mobile me balance nahi hai is liye ‘Shoaib’ k Mobile se msg kar

Let us be thankful for the fools

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain APRIL FOOL DAY

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor

My wishes for you great start janlove

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have

Yaaar tv chck kr parvez musharraf

Yaaar T.V Chck Kr Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy Ek Aur Bana Dya Happy April Fool

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar

Love you kheny ka sub sy behtar din konsa hay? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wen da april wind wakez call for

Wen da April wind wakez da call for da soil, I hold da plough as my only hold upon da earth, & az I

Sali sardar sy mary fraak k

Sali sardar sy. Mary fraak k nichay dekhain kitna pyary under wear hay. Sardar dekh kar. O tari khair under wear te paya e

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV k sath. dost: wo kaisy??? pathan: ham ne apni

In hasino se rasme wafa or dil

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga

I love u imiss april pool

I love u u u u u Imiss u u u u u u april pool

My wretched feet flayed and swollen to

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler breathings of

I l lo lov love you you

I I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love

Anewala kal tumhara hai tumharatha hi rhega

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us Pr Tumhara Hi Haq Hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyuki Kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY

Friday april 29th 2011 sadiyon k

Friday, April 29th, 2011 Sadiyon k payase ko faqat aik hi jaam, SAQI, Teri tang-dasti mjhe yad rahe gi……….

Wat is ur month people born

Wat is ur Month?? People born in * JAN are bold and alert; * FEB are lucky and loyal; *MARCH are Naughty and Genius;

1947 ka bahut hi famous sms

1947 KA BAHUT HI FAMOUS SMS. ? ? THINK? ? ? NO REMEMBER? ? ? TAB MOBILE KAHA THA JO SMS HOGA. APRIL FOOL.

Were fools whether we dance or not

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

Cute means creating useless troubles everywhere happy

CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. ?Happy April Fool Day?…

Ek chirstian ne eid ul fitar josh

Ek chirstian ne Eid ul Fitar josh o jazby se manai….. Ek hindu ne Eid ul Azha pe bakra qurban kia… Ek yahudi ne

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April By the sound of falling rain That mystic, mournful music As it trickles down the drain. Were told

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

I m sending this fool msg

I M SendinG This Fool Msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . Who CeleBrate .

April is a rainbow month of

April April is a rainbow month, Of sudden springtime showers. Bright with golden daffodils and lots of pretty flowers.

It is better to weep with wise

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U” To

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya ‘I LOVE

Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me

My wishes for you in year 2012

My wishes for you in year 2012 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May,

Dears islam min jhot bolna hram

Dears Islam min jhot bolna hram aur shkht gunah hy is ley hum sub ko chahey k 1 april ko b is sy bachen

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB

Best day to said i love

Best day to said I LOVE YOU to a girl is… . . . . . . . Ist April If she happy then

Aliens have contacted the earth just watch

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH… JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT…. .. . .. . . . . . . . . .

Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti

Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under ware paya e, Saali: dhoti utha k, tum ny

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted

Mohabbt wo hy jo january ki dhoop

MOHABBT WO HY JO JANUARY KI DHOOP HO FEBRUARY KI BARISH HO MARCH KI SHAAM HO APRIL KI HAWA HO MAY KI SHUBHA HO

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Yar ma na suna ha k 32

Yar Ma Na Suna Ha K 32 March Ko Minar Pakistan Gira Rhay Hain. . . . . . Magar Yar 32 March To

Short summery of 1st april spain per

‘SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL’ spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k

Q i love u kehnay ka sab

Q: I love u kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai ??? Guess?? Guess?? Guess?? Simple yar 1st April agar baat ban gaye

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do:-) Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…. He

Decmber lout aaya hai tumhare aane ki

DECMBER lout aaya hai Tumhare lout aane ki nai umeed jagi hai Abhi peechley baras tumne Mere haathon pe rakh k haath Haya se

Q i love u kehnay ka sab

Q: I love u kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai ??? Guess?? Guess?? Guess?? Simple yar 1st April agar baat ban gaye

If every fool wore a crown we

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb HAPPY APRIL FOOL

Hum tu aaj sara din ghar se

HUM TU AAJ SARA DIN GHAR SE HE NAHIH NIKLAY FARAZ KE PICHLAY APRIL KE ANDAI ABI HAMIEN BHOLE NAHE {by Y.ALI}

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

Hey get ready my marriage is fixed

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st

Am going to usa dont worry

Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2

Yar ma na suna ha k 32

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to

Hum tu aaj sara din gar se

HUM TU AAJ SARA DIN GAR SE HE NAHIN NIKLAY FARAZ KE PICHLAY APRIL KE ANDAI ABI HUMEIN BOOLE NAHI

2012 is coming before 2011 ends let

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends, let me thanks all the good people like you, who made 2011 beautiful for me. I pray you

People born in january are bold

People born in January are: ‘Bold & Alert’ February are: ‘Lucky & Loyal’ March are: ‘Naughty & Genius’ April are: ‘Caring & Strong’ May

Pathan main nay kal easy load walay

PATHAN :MAIN NAY KAL EASY LOAD WALAY K SATH APRIL FOOL MANAYA. BOY : WO KESAY ? PATHAN: HUM NAY OS KO 100 RUPEE

Short summary of 1st april spain

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

2012 is coming before 2011 ends

2012 is Coming! Before 2011 Ends, Let Me Thank all the Good People like U, Who made ‘2011’ so much Beautiful 4 Me. I

Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh kr: O’teri khair howy undrwear te Paya e ni?

Hi mera visa lag gaya hai 3

Hi, Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka. I’m Going Canada for 3 Years, Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna, Raabta Rahega. Kal Raat

Senderusman date 31 03 2008 boy 2 hiz

Sender:Usman Date: 31-03-2008 Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u. Girl: O really. Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z

Yaaar tv chck kr zardari ne istafa

Yaaar T.V chck Kr Zardari Ne istafa dey diya Ek Aur Bana Dya Happy April Fool In Advance

Hello i am a virus and entering

Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………Sorry I have to leave, because I can’t find a brain.

2011 is coming before 2010 ends let

2011 is coming Before 2010 ends, let me thanx all the good people like u, who made 2010 beautiful for me. I pray u

Sms message my wishes for you

SMS Message: My wishes for you in year 2010 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

My wishes for you great start janlove

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have

Ek bar admi ne june mien apne

ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya.

Jante ho larki phansane ka acha din

jante ho larki phansane ka acha din kon sa he soch nhi pata 1 april agar baat bane to cool nhi to baji april

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Criticism Prise your Government when it deserves, criticize your Government fearlessly when it deserves, but do not go

Qi love u kehne ka sb se

Q:I LOVE U Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha??? Guess? Guess? Simple 1st April Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool Wrna

Today if anyone praises u 4 ur

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR: 1.SMARTNESS 2.NATURE 3.STYLE 4.ATTITUTE Kick them how dare they Can Fool U before APRIL 1st….

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya ‘I LOVE

31st march or 1st april fool is

31st March Or 1st April Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful Fool Day To The King Of Fools…;

bewaqoof kahin ka april fool

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEWAQOOF Kahin KA . . . . . . .

I m sending this fool msg

i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate .

31st march or 1st april fool is

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂

All ways keep your lovers photo in

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem

Boy 2 hiz girl frnd i luv

Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u. Girl: O really. Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April f00l.

Irshad e rabbani hai jhoot bolne walon pr allah

Irshad-e-Rabbani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’ 1st april ko jaan bujh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi

Why are condoms only sold in packets

Why are Condoms Only Sold in Packets of 3 & 12? Because 3 Are for Young People (Morning, Afternoon, Night) & 12 for Old

My wishes for you great start jan

My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May, Joy for June

Great start for jan love feb peace

Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for

My wishes for you in year 2010

My wishes for you in year 2010 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May,

I sing of brooks blossoms birds and

I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers: Of April, May, of June, and July flowers. I sing of Maypoles, Hock-carts, wassails, wakes,

In 1997 an email message spread throughout

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March

Hum nay april fool manay to unko

Hum nay april fool manay to unko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jisne yeh dastoor banya.

Aisa dostana hamara mai kashti tu kinara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai

Hadees e pak banda pura momin

HADEES E PAK : *Banda Pura Momin nae hota Jab’tak Mazaaq men bhi JHOOT ko na Chor dy or Jhagra krna na Chor dy

Mujtaba yaar kal sy light nai jhay

mujtaba :yaar kal sy light nai jhay ge ali: waha kya baat hae mujtaba;kush na ho april fool

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april

They who meet on an april night

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there’s moonlight all about and there’s no moon above. ~E.Y. ‘Yip’