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ANDAR SMS Messages

Jaisaa huun vaisaa kyuun samjhaa saktaa thaa

jaisaa huuN vaisaa kyuuN huuN samjhaa saktaa thaa maiN tumne puuchhaa to hotaa, batlaa saktaa thaa maiN aasuudaa rahne kii Khwaahish maar gaii varnaa

Sawan ki thadi raton m rimjim

Sawan ki thadi raton m Rimjim kerti Barsaton m Ma aksar Socha kerta hon. . . . k. . . . .k . .

Baba bullhay shah bura banda labban

‘Baba Bullhay Shah’,., ‘Bura banda labban turya, bura na labhya koi, Apnay andar jhaati mari, maithon bura na koee’..!

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Boojho to jane ye sookha andar

“Boojho to jane” Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai Jab ander

Dhoop aur saayaa baagh ke andar

Dhoop Aur Saayaa Baagh Ke Andar SookhAy PattAy Mera Apna Doojaa Roop Mera Saathi Mera Saayaa Dosri Janib Uski Dhoop. .*

sachay jazbay poetess

*. . .Sachay Jazbay. . .* Poetess. .* Shahida Andleeb GAr Main KaMOsh HOn pAL pAL, MaaT Yeh SamAjhna, Mere Dil MEin Baat Nai,

1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho

1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l to raha hun Larki: A*ndar to nai hay Khusra:

Asiray shaam tanhai se yeh akhir gilla

Asiray shaam tanhai se yeh akhir gilla kesa tuje to illm tha zanjir ka meri jo peron main bi hay or ruh par b

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Adhorey khawab ke andar kabhi palkain mat

Adhorey khawab ke andar kabhi palkain mat bichana adhorey khawab ankhon ko bhot taklef dete hain adhori yaad ko dil ki zameen main tum

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they ek din us nay un donun ko kiss kartay dekha to donun ki tind kar di kuch

Har amal soch samajh kar karo q

Har amal soch samajh kar karo Q K har amal ke andar us ka anjam yun chupa hota hay jesay beej ke andar drakhat

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Yeh pal lamha ek ansu bankar palko

Yeh pal Yeh lamha ek Ansu bankar palko mein machal gaya.. Thamna jo chaha meine jhat galo par fisal gaya.. Bahoot man karta mera

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Tum ne barishon ko mehz barastay dekha

Tum ne barishon ko mehz barastay dekha hai… Mai ne aksar barishon ko kuch kehtay suntay dekha hai… Tum dekhtay ho barishon ki jal

Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao

Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao zehr ka,,, aur deemak thi mery jism k andar lagi howi…

Wo kehti hai k mujhay tum say

Wo kehti hai k mujhay tum say muhabbat nahi Tu batao phir Wo mujhay apni rooh mein utarti kyou hai? Wo mujhay apnay andar

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai Bhikari: main

Hum aksar yeh samjhty hain jisey

Hum aksar yeh samjhty hain….. jisey hum piyar kartey hain…. usey hum chor saktey hain….. magar aisa nhi hota…… MOHABBAT DA’IMI SACH HAI! mohabbat

Shaam dhalay aankhon mein ansoo bhar jate

Shaam Dhalay AankhOn Mein Ansoo Bhar Jate Hain,, Ab Toh Badal Dekh Ke Bhi Hum Dar Jate Hain,, Chup Rehne Se Behtar Hai Ke

Ik larki gali se guzra karti thi

IK LARKI IK GALI SE GUZRA KARTI THI US K CHERAY PE NAQAB HOA KARTA THA, IK LARKA USE ROZ DEKHTA THA SHAID WO

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Adhorey khawab ke andar kabhi palkain mat

Adhorey khawab ke andar kabhi palkain mat bichana adhorey khawab ankhon ko bhot taklef dete hain adhori yaad ko dil ki zameen main tum

Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro?n k sath

Band ankhon se toote khawab ki kirchen

Band Ankhon Se Toote Khawab Ki Kirchen Bahar Aati Hen Dil Ke Band Dareechon Se Kuch Sadayein Bahar Aati Hein Logon Se Chupta Hoon

Jab raat ki naagin dasti hai nass

Jab Raat Ki Naagin Dasti Hai Nass Nass Main Zehar Utarta Hai Jab Chand Ki Kirnain Taizi Say Iss Dill Ko Cheer Kay Aati

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula

Tum meri aankh k tevar naa bhula paaoge ankahi baat ko samjho ge tau yaad aaunga hum ne khushiyon ki tarha dukh bhi ikhat.te

O dewani larkai zara thaam lay

O Dewani larkai! zara thaam lay mera haath kis ko dhoond rahi hai? mein doon ga na tera saath! O Dewani larki! mujhay karnay

Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay

Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Ghazal by veena malik main brazer

Ghazal by VEENA MALIK Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha ‘Andar ana mana hAI’ Muhabat muskrati hui ai Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha Or kehne lagi ‘Maaf

Aa mil yaar saar lae meri meri

Aa mil yaar saar lae meri, Meri jaan dukhaaN ne gheri. ANdar khvaab viCHoRa hoiya, Khabar na paeNdi teri. Sune ban vich luTi saaeeyaaN,

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Pathan ohum is kamre me nahe rhe

Pathan: o.hum is kamre me nahe rhe ga humko pagal smjha hy kiya? Paisa itna dia or kamra itna chota sa waiter: anni deya

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

3 room hain 1st me miyaan

3 Room hain 1st me Miyaan, B.V, 2nd me ak Rozedar 3rd me ak admi Namaz prh rha hy. . . Achanak koi ßahir

Itwar special dekhna chaho jo hamare

==ITWAR== ==SPECIAL:== Dekhna chaho jo hamare Pyar ko, To aao kabhi Itwar ko, Neeche karo Shalwar ko, Mu karo Deewar ko, Andar lo Hathyar

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran

Dil valo kya dekh rahe ho in

Dil valo kya dekh rahe ho in rahon men hadd-e-nazar tak ye virani sath chalegi sanate phir shaman ke aansu chaat rahe hain ye

Golden points ehmiyat dukh ki nhi

Golden Points: Ehmiyat Dukh Ki Nhi Dukh Dene Waly Ki Hoti Hy. Khwabo K Andr Zinda Mat rho Lekin Apne Andar khwabo Ko Zinda

Tum se meri baat hui thi ne

Tum se meri baat hui thi.. Tum ne mujh ko samhaya tha.. Apni zaat say baher neklo.. Ghar ko loto.. Ghar ko dekho.. Aur

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Ek artist se dil k darwazay ki

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsurat

Is andaaz se dil dhadka hai

Is Andaaz Se Dil Dhadka Hai, Jaise Kuch Hone Wala Hai, Ek Sadaa Hai Andar Bahar, Tu Mera Hai Tu Mera Hai, Meri Khushi

Yaad janay keyun barish jab b

YAAD Janay keyun! Barish jab b hoti hai! Mere andar teri yaad! Chupkay chupkay roti hai!

Itane dinon ke baad tuu aayaa hai

itane dinon ke baad tuu aayaa hai aaj sochataa huuN kis tarah tujh se miluuN mere andar jaag uThii ik chaaNdanii main zamiin se

Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko

‘Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko saza di maine, ‘Teri talash mein ik umar laga di maine, ‘Tujhe jo dil se nikala to

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

‘Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

Gham lalach aur hasad vo bimarian hin

GHAM, LALACH, AUR HASAD VO BIMARIAN HIN JO INSAN KO ANDAR SAY KHATAM KAR DETI HIN

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Islam ki rehbar he dawateislami husneakhlaq

Islam ki rehbar he Dawat.e.islami. Husn.e.akhlaq ki paikar hai Dawat.e.islami. Kon kehta hai islam nazar nahin ata. Islam ka mazhar hai Dawat.e.islami. Ye duniya

Jiss ki palkoon ko namm hamm ne

Jiss Ki PalkooN ko Namm Hamm ne Akser Daikha Us ki ankhon ko jab dakha banjar dakha Chand shajar ki bahon se lapta rota

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht

Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Insan ki izat karo aur us se

‘Insan Ki Izat Karo Aur us se Muhabat Karo Kiyun K har insan K Andar Khuda Ki Koi na koi ‘SIFAT’ Mojood Hoti Hai’.

Main aur khud ko tujh sey chupaaonga

MaiN aur khud ko tujh sey chupaaoNga, yaani maiN?? Ley dekh ley miaN mrey andar bhi kuch nahiN

Mai ne dil k darwazy pr likhha

Mai ne Dil k darwazy pr likhha:-) ‘Andar ana mana ha’ Muhabat muskrati hui i Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha Or kehne lagi

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . . Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya . .

Judai se marra who bhi nahin main

Judai Se Marra Who Bhi Nahin Main Bhi Nahin Donon Insaaan Hain Khuda Who Bhi Nahin Main Bhi Nahin Who Mujhe Aur Main Usse

Ae musalmano khabardar zana se bacho

Ae Musalmano Khabardar Zana Se Bacho Kyunki Is Mein 6 Siftein (Buraiyan) Hain 3 Duniya K Andar Aur 3 Aakhrat K Andar 3 Duniyavi

Meri zindagi un khobsorat mehlon ki tarha

Meri Zindagi Un khobsorat mehlon ki Tarha he FARAZ Jo Dour Se Bohat Khushgawar Mager Andar se Sunsan hote hen K~A

Mere aansoo andar girte hain jaise

Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte Hain Jaise Darya Beech Samandar Girte Hain Teri Yaaden Woh Tufaan Uthati Hain Ek Ek Kar Ke Saare Manzar

Jub kabhi dil ko wo yaadon se

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon Se Rehai Dega, Mere Andar Koi Tufaan Sunai Dega, Us Se Milte Hi Ye Ehsas Hua Tha Mujh

Aa mil yaar saar le meri meri

Aa mil yaar saar le meri, meri jaan dukhaan ne gheri. Andar khvaab vichoda hoya, khabar na paindi teri. Sunni ban vich lutti saiyaan,

Gam nahi hote to hum hote apki

GAM NAHI HOTE TO HUM NAHI HOTE, APKI ANKHO K YE SITAM NAHI HOTE. ZINDGI TO MERA SATH KABHI DETI NAHI, OR HUM MAUT

Kuchh dard mujhe tu sehane de andar

kuchh dard mujhe tu sehane de, andar se zinda rehane de aankhein banjar ho jaayengi, kuchh ashq mere tu behane de honto pe hansi

Yaad kro woh din jb ap ne

yaad kro woh din jb ap ne shalwar utari our ultay let gaye or thora sa andar janay par ap roney lagayor…. . .

Vaqt e safar qariib hai bistar samet luun

vaqt-e-safar qariib hai bistar sameT luuN bikharaa huaa hayaat kaa daftar sameT luuN phir jaane ham milen na milen ik zaraa ruko main dil

Mehak me saray huroof dho kr

‘Mehak me Saray huroof dho kr ‘Snae’ Rabe Jalil likhun ‘Taveel tr Se Taveel likhun ‘Jamal likhun ‘Jameel likhun ‘Usi ko uski daleel likhun

Dard agar aadmi hota dard to

Dard agar aadmi hota ‘Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte

Aik dulha shaadi ki pehli raat apni

Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:- Kiya naam hai ‘Huzoor’ ka? Biwi:- HAZRAT

Aad karo woh din jab tum ne

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy. Aur

Khwab khodey to teri yaad ke khandar

Khwab khodey to teri yaad ke khandar nikley Khud mein doobey to teri zaat ke andar nikley Be waja na thi ye be jaan

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to matrimonial age

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age 1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna. Ghar atay huay: Ya Allah

1 khusray ney mardana taqat ka capsule

1 Khusray ney Mardana taqat ka Capsule Khaya tou Uss k andar sy Awaz aai. . Hum Maazrat Khuwah Hein . . . Aap

Udas honto per muskarahat k phool aaen

UDAS HONTO PER MUSKARAHAT K PHOOL AAEN TO JAAN LENA K, DIL K ANDAR KI KUCH UDASI BHOT UDASI MAI DHAL RAHI HAY…

Chota sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna

choTa sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna peyaara lagta hai dil meN khushiyoN ke najaane kitne phhool khilaata hai phheeke se be.kaif se din meN

Jenday man day andar aal e nabi

Jenday Man Day Andar Aal e Nabi (A.S) Da Aehtiram Nahi Howay Koi Bashar Mola Ali (A.S) Da Jay Ghulam Nahi Bhawein Koi Howay

Sunte hain phir chhup unke ghar men

Sunte Hain Phir Chhup Chhup Unke Ghar Men Aate Jaate Ho Insha Saahab Naahaq Jii Ko Vahshat Men Uljhaate Ho Dil Kii Baat Chhupaanii

Moombati k andar ka dhaga bola jalta

MoomBati K andar ka Dhaga Bola: Jalta to Me Hon Tm kyun Pigalti ho? Moombati Boli: Jis Ko ‘DIL Me Basaya Ho Wo Taklef

Tum se bichar k hum to muqadar

Tum se bichar k hum to muqadar k ho gaye Phir jo bhi dar mila usi dar k ho gaye Phir ye hua k

Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h

Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab!

Piyaar to zindagi ko sajane k liye

Piyaar to zindagi ko sajane k liye hai Per zindgai bus dard barhane k liye hai Mere andar ki udaasi kash koi parhe Ye

Ek jesi lagti hain chooriyan b larkiyan

Ek Jesi Lagti Hain Chooriyan B Larkiyan B Hansti Hain Khanakti Hain Chooriyan B Larkiyan B Nazuk Inteha Ki, Ek Zara C Thais Se

Har ek k dil mein chupa koi

Har Ek k DiL mein chupa koi Toofan hota Hai. Pyar Bara SanGeen hai kahan Aasan hota Hai. Dekhne mein to Ashiq Lagte hain

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Wh kisi ur k hg to hum

Wöh kisi äur kä högä to hum par Qäyämät hö gi, Phir hum ko bhi kisi aur se nä muhäbbät hö gi, Ussey dekhäy

Do chaar nahi mujh ko faqt aik

‘Do Chaar Nahi Mujh Ko Faqt Aik Dikha Do.. Wo Shakhs Jo Bahar Say Bhi Andar Ki Tarha Ho…!’

Kash aisa hota ke main saz banjati

Kash aisa hota ke main saz banjati tere bajane ke lye Kash aisa hota ke main awaz banjati tere gane ke lye Tere dukhon

Aik muddat se meri sooch ka mhvar

Aik muddat se meri sooch ka mhvar tu hai Aik muddat se meri zaat k andar tu hai Main tere piyar k sahil pe

Meri zindgi un khubsurat mehlon ki tarah

Meri ‘ZINDGI’ un khubsurat ‘MEHLON’ ki tarah hai ‘FARAZ’ Jo door se boht ‘KHUSHGAWAR’ mgr Andar se ‘SUNSAAN’hote hain.

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum

1 sardar police station k bahar se

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker

Andar say to kab kay mar chukay

‘AnDaR SaY To Kab KaY MaR ChuKaY HaiN HuM. **SAHIB** AeY MoaT ToO Bhi Aa Ja KaY LoG SaBooT MaNgTaY HaiN. . . .!!

Wo dhdte rahe humen idhar udhar shayad

Wo Dhöödte Rahe humen idhar Udhar shayad Unhen hamari Talash thi,, Par afsos k jis Qabar par un k Qadam thay usi k Andar

Zahir me jo karta hai barey piyaar

Zahir Me Jo Karta Hai Barey Piyaar Ki Batein…. Andar Se Wohi Shaks Hamara Nahi Hota…..!

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila mujhy. Jis sy nikal gya tha wo hi ghar mila mujhy. Zaray k aik juz sy khula

Payar to zindagi ko sajany k liy

payar to zindagi ko sajany k liy hai. par zindagi bas dard barhany k liy hai. mery andar ki udasi kaash koi to parhy.

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar

Gardish K baad Zaat ka Mehvar mila mujhy Jis se Nikal gaya tha wohi ghar mila mujhy, Zarray k aik juz se khula Raaz’e’kaaenaat

Ankho me ansuo ka samandar zindagi hai

Ankho me ansuo ka Samandar, Zindagi me hai tanhai ka manjar . Bahar kaha dundh raha bewakuf, Tera mehboob hai tere dil ke andar

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai. (Qadam tere ghar ki taraf) meine us

Ek jurm hay mohabbat jo main

Ek jurm hay mohabbat Jo main ne kya hay Ek ghalti hay mohabbat Jo mujh se hooi hay Ek dard hay mohabbat Jo mujhay

Tum nay barishon ko mahaz barastay daikha

Tum nay barishon ko mahaz barastay daikha hai… Main nay aksar barishon ko kuch kehtay, suntay daikha hai… Tum daikhtay ho barishon ki jhal

Tu milay tu duniya ek mudat

Tu milay tu duniya milay Ek mudat se meri soch ka mehwar tu hai Ek mudat se meri zaat k andar tu hai,, Main

Ek sawal 3 makan hen har k

Ek sawal, 3 makan hen har makan k andar 1 jadoogar hy har makan k bahar ek chokidar hy makan k andar jate waqt

Kisi ki bewafai bais e herat nahin hoti zara

Kisi ki bewafai bais-e-herat nahiN hoti Zara sa dil to dukhta he magar shidat nahiN hoti Bohat khud ko jalata hooN ye barsoN ki

Duusrii baaton men hamko ho gayaa ghaataa

duusrii baatoN meN hamko ho gayaa ghaaTaa bohat varnaa fikr-e-shaoor ko do waqt ka aaTaa bohat aarzuu ka shor bapaa hijr kii raatoN meN

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai…… Ankhon mein

Wo chehra chand hy wo zulfen sham

Wo chehra chand hy wo zulfen sham ki soorat. wo lab phool k jaise hain wo aankhen jaam ki soorat. me jab kuch likhna

Zamane bhar ki nafrat rasta roke karhi

Zamane bhar ki nafrat rasta roke karhi hai. Mohabat se shanasai boht mehengi parhi hai. Hamare mann may jhanko gar to jano dil ki

Me roz palati hon use zeher ka

Me roz palati hon use zeher ka saghar, Ik dard jo andar hai wo marta hi nahin hai.

Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si

Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si nisbat hai…. K iss tarha ka ek mausam mere andar B rehta hai…!

Haar to jaon khudh ko main magar

Haar To Jaon Khudh Ko Main Magar Haarne Ka Saman Bhi To Hona Chahiye In Kataron Se Kaise Na Zakhmi Hoon Mein Insaan Ke

Gardish k bad zaat ka mehwar mila

Gardish k bad zaat ka mehwar mila mujay Jis say nikal gia tha vo ghar mila mujay zaray k ek juzz say khula raz-e-kainat

Sochtay rehnay ki aadat hogayi chaunktey hijr

Sochtay Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi Chaunktey Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi Hijr Ki Raaton K Sung Aankhoun Ko Bhi Jaagtey Rehnay Ki Aadat Hogayi Jaaney

1 bar main bemar hoa dost ne

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa 1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha Main Hospital Chala Gya Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy 1 Pr ‘Khas

Policeman pathan se jail me kese aye

Policeman pathan se: JAIL me Kese Aye ho? Pathan:MEDIA ki LARKI interview kr rai thi Us k SEENAY pr ‘PRESS’ likha tha Mene dba

Shagufta log bhi tootay huay hotay hain

Shagufta log bhi tootay huay hotay hain andar say…. Bohot rotay hain Wo jin ko Lateefay yaad rehtay hain….!!! :'(

Sab kehte hain tum boht muskuraati

Sab Kehte Hain Tum Boht Muskuraati Ho Khanakate Howe Shokh Lehje Main Jab BoLti Ho ToO Lagta Hai Duniya Haseen Ho Gaii Hai Tumhari

Meri zindagi un khubsurat mehlon ki tarah

Meri ‘ZINDAGI’ un khubsurat ‘MEHLON’ ki tarah hai ‘FARAZ’ Jo door se boht ‘KHUSHGAWAR’ magar Andar se ‘SUNSAAN’hote hain

Mehfil ki chakachond ma kuch khoob sifat

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