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Qwhat is the difference between a wife

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to

A night hug warms the heart kiss

A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, and A good morning to start your day!

His neighbor is a tooth drawer that bag

His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to

I want you to wake up with

I want you to wake up with a SMILE painted on your face, a heart full of LOVE and a morning full of INSPIRATION…with

I know they say there are a

I know they say there are a million stars and a million dreams, but how come I only see one star! and only one

I have a special menu for you

I have a special menu for you: A glass of CARE, A Plate of LOVE, A Spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and

Beautiful flowers and a basket of fruits

Beautiful flowers and a basket of fruits for a wonderful person. Get well soon friend.

A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone Sharing His Salary AND A Mother-In-Law …AND A Daughter-In-Law

May this christmas end the present year

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here?s wishing you

As you celebrate this holy occasion are

As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill ur

Here are my special wishes for you

Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will

Moon is happy and sun upset why

Moon is happy and Sun is upset, why ? Because sun is missing you, And moon is gonna be with you, For the rest

A wise man thinks first and then

A wise man thinks first and then speaks and a fool speaks first and then thinks

There is no need to count years

There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

A good heart and natureare two different

A Good Heart And A Good NatureAre Two Different Isues, A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,Bt A Gud NaturCan win many gud hearts.

The most valuable asset is not

The most valuable asset is not ‘A Head Full 0f Knowledge’ But ‘A Heart Full 0f Love, with ‘An Ear Ready To Listen’ And

Hope love and laugher warmth wishes joy

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

There are a million stars and dreams

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream I dream.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

May u rise each txting day w

May u rise each txting day w/ fully charged cellphone in ur hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a

I have yet to hear a man

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

There are countless ways of attaining greatness

There are countless ways of attaining greatness, but any road to reaching one’s maximum potential must be built on a bedrock of respect for

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Destiny a tyrants authority for crime and

Destiny. A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

What is the difference between a woman

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

There is a great difference between worry

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem….! Have a

Those who believe and whose hearts

Those who believe and whose hearts are satisfied by remembrance of GOD. Oh, it is by remembrance of …GOD that hearts are satisfied. For

I wish you rainbows that never fade

I wish you rainbows that never fade, mornings that never end, and a heart filled with love to keep you smiling all day

Al quran allah has promised to those who

Al-Quran; Allah has promised to those who believe and do good deeds (that) they shall have forgiveness and a mighty reward.

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

A boy becomes valuable when a

A boy becomes valuable when a girl drops a tear for him, and a girl is priceless when a boy drops a tear for

May every hour of dis day bring

May every hour of dis day bring sumthing special 4 u. A thought dat makes you smile, a smile that warms ur heart and

Do your duty and a little more

Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. Andrew Carnegie

Marriage its an agreement in which a

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

May god give youfor every storm a

May God give you…For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial.

The leader has to be practical and

The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist. Eric Hoffer

The world will never have lasting peace

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires

Make your life a house heart can

?Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of

There is a big difference between friendship

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose… Roses last only a while … but friendship is for ever

Wht is the difference bw a coffee

Wht is the difference b/w a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ? Simple.. . . . . . . . Coffee Shop iz

A night hug warms the heart kiss

A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, and A good morning to start your day!

A thousand fair suitors thousand fair

A Thousand Fair Suitors A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart Those poets of movement and jockeys of art The high-volume vendors

And i will make thee beds of

And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant posies, A cap of flowers, and a kirtle Embroidered all with leaves

Earlier life meant a winter evening

Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter Evening Four Friends Mild Rain.., Four Pegs Of Rum 100 Bucks For Petrol Two Rusty Old Bikes.., An Open

New year is a time for celebration

New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship. Therefore, it is the time to thank God for the wonderful

After i met you found life and

After I met you, I found life and a reason to live it. Your smiling face means the world to me. Please gift my

A girl and boy were standing in

A girl and A boy were standing in front of a mirror, The boy asked, ‘What do you see..? The Girl smiled. . .

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

Love is like sunshine it brings a

Love is like sunshine. It brings a golden glow to its beholder’s face. And a warm feeling all over their body. It awakens souls

True boy is like a playing carrom

True boy is like a boy playing a carrom, Always afraid of losing his queen. And a girl playing Chess, Risking everything to save

A british man came t0 an aalim

A British man came t0 an AALIM and asked:why is it not permissible in ISLAM f0r women t0 shake hands with a man?? The

What is a difference between kiss car

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A

Happy womans day to all the lovely

Happy woman’s day to all the lovely ladies here….. You can prove to the world that you are the best, just keep faith in

Love is a smoke made with the

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

Q what did the frog order

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s? A : French flies and a diet Croak.

Fortunate is the one who has learned

Fortunate Is The One Who Has Learned To Admire, But Not To Envy. Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan And A Happy New Year

Gd morning to start your day a

gd morning to start your day! A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start

Friendship is a little more trust a

Friendship is a little more trust, A little less try, A little more laugh, And a little less cry, A little more WE and

The formation of character in young people

The formation of character in young people is educationally a different task from and a prior task to, the discussion of the great, difficult

Ambition enables a person to overcome laziness

Ambition enables a person to overcome laziness and a tendency to procrastinate. When you have an authentic ambition to excel in a certain area,

Like primitives we buried the cat with

Like primitives we buried the cat with his bowl. Bare-handed we scraped sand and gravel back into the hole. They fell with a hiss

The rider should first greet the pedestrian

The rider should first greet the pedestrian, and pedestrian the one who is seated and a small group should greet a larger group. Muslim

A thing of beauty thing beauty

A Thing of Beauty A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still

A good heart and nature are two

A Good Heart And A Good Nature Are Two Different Issues, A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships, But A Good Nature Can Win

Many a dreams my eyes have seen

Many a dreams my eyes have seen, each waiting for the time when a new day will dawn to make them come true.. Waited

For a dairy milk person from five

For a dairy milk person, From a five star friend, For a melody reason, And a kitkat time, On a munch day, In a

This is a chocolate message for dairy

This is a chocolate message, For a dairy milk person, From a five star friend, For a melody reason, And a kitkat time, On

He lieth still he doth not move

‘He lieth still: he doth not move He will not see the dawn of day He hath no other life above He gave me

I believe that god felt sorry for

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool.

Love is like a little old woman

Love Is Like A Little Old Woman And A Little Old Man Who Are Still Friends Even After They Know Each Other So Well..

A kite a sky and good firm

A kite, a sky, and a good firm breeze, And acres of ground away from trees, And one hundred yards of clean, strong string

I feel happy and proud to have

I feel happy and proud to have such a loving and a selfless person like you in my life. Every day, I cherish your