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Adolf hitler every thing is fair in

ADOLF HITLER: EVERY THING IS FAIR IN WAR AND LOVE BUT I WILL SUGEST U TO DO WAR NOT LOVE BECAUSE IN WAR EITHER

Shb e barat is coming maybe my name written

Shb-e-barat is coming. Maybe my name is written in the list of those people who shall die this year and maybe I’ll never meet

Fie lifeless picture cold and senseless stone

‘Fie, lifeless picture, cold and senseless stone, Well-painted idol, image dull and dead, Statue contenting but the eye alone, Thing like a man, but

Its a strange feeling to scroll

It’s A Strange Feeling To Scroll Through All The Numbers In Your Phone … And Realize That There Is No One Who Will Understand

May this new year bring many opportunities

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay

In a day if i have to

In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’ whenever i remembered u, i have to say 86400 times per a day….

Oh my allah give us a

Oh My ALLAH , Give Us a Strength in This Ramadan…!! Oh My ALLAH, Bring Happiness in Our Life….!! Oh My ALLAH, Give Us

For last years words belong to language

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make

A small grain of ego is

A Small Grain Of Ego Is Enough To Destroy The Every Kind Of Feeling Between Two Persons …Just Remember That The Most Beloved ‘Angel’

Happy birthday wishng u all the lovely

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY* Wishng u all the lovely thngs that makes a day special. Brings along Smilies Laughter, Cheer and Much more. May Your D?y

The three most discussed topics in pakistani

The three most discussed topics in Pakistani students :-p 1)Imran Khan . . . . 2)Laptops . . . And third????? . . .

Aik aalo ne bhindi k number

Aik aalo ne Bhindi k number pe love u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut

A classic saying every think is valueable

A classic saying… Every think is valueable only in two situations 1} before getting it and 2} After loosing it..

Somehow not only for christmas but all

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back

Each time we re read a book get

Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we put more into it; a different person is reading it,

There are two kinds of man the

There are two kinds of man: the ones who make history and the ones who endure it. Camilo Jose Cela

Love is the only thing that activates

Love is the only thing that activates our creativity, that purifies and librates us…! Love you friends.. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY,.,.,.

True boy is like a playing carrom

True boy is like a boy playing a carrom, Always afraid of losing his queen. And a girl playing Chess, Risking everything to save

So true and beautiful no matter

So true and beautiful… No matter what name we have in this world, at the end we all will be called ‘MAYYAT’ Whatever luxurious

You can forget a lot of things

You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to love her.

I want to tell you how

I want to tell you How much you mean to me Bcoz you are always Thought about in such a special way, And do

If we can recognize that change and

If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet the future and the transformation we are undergoing with the

The first sunlight to touch your

The first sunlight to touch your face is MY whisper to GOD to take care oF you. and to make uR day a PLEASANT

Rehty hain mere saath farishtey duaon k

Rehty hain mere saath farishtey duaon K, Me khush naseeb hon k meri maa hayaat he.. Plz respect and protact ur parents.

19 al fattah the one who opens for

19. Al-Fattah: The One who opens for His slaves the closed worldy and religious matters.

1 i love u 2 want to

1. I Love U 2. I Want To Spend My Rest Of Life Wid U 3. Will U Marry Me But The Latest And

If you wake up 1 day and

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would

Like hummingbirds are drawn to nectar

Like hummingbirds are drawn to nectar, She could not fight the way she felt. Love lingered and boiled inside her, Unfair was the passion

79 al barr the one who is kind

79. Al-Barr: The One who is kind to His creatures, who covered them with His sustenance and specified however He willed among them by

One day u feel like crying call

One day… u feel like crying.. call me! i promice i will not ask u to stop but i will cry with u…………..One day

Qwhat is the difference between a wife

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Let every nation know whether it wishes

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any

It is only the wisest and stupidest

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. Confucius

Truly allah has cursed khamr alcoholic beverages

“Truly, Allah has cursed khamr (alcoholic beverages) and has cursed the one who produces it, the one for whom it is produced, the one

If u cut my head i

if u cut my head i am on your head if u cut my fore head i am an here there and every where

You know that place between sleep and

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where

Each friend represents a world in us

‘Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a

I love to walk in rain so

‘I love to walk in rain so that no one can see that i’m crying!’ ye purana wala tha. . ‘i love to walk

Select a bird for me and then

Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me! Sparrow Crow Eagle1 Parrot Pigeon Penguin Falcon Reply Must

We meet people everyday most are simply

We meet people everyday Most are simply met by chance But, some are sent our way These become special friends Whose bond we can’t

A blonde girl enters a store that

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size

One major difference between first benchers and

One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working

success in highest and noblest form

? Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind, and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man, who has

Q what is love a

Q: What is Love? . . . . A: Love is When Someone Breaks Your Heart And The Most Amazing Thing is That You

Visit the sickfeed hungry and free captives

Visit the sick,feed the hungry and free the captives. Bukhari

Hello phrendxx sorry for inconvenience we

Hello Phrendxx…!! Sorry For Inconvenience We have Lost Our 1 Day SMS Data…!! In That Mean Time Which You Submitted We Lost Them cox

Everyone is so eager to have you

Everyone is so eager to have you back in action again, rise up and exercise those bones. Get well soon mate.

Winter time is full of light big

Winter Time Is Full Of Light Winter Time Is Big And Bright Winter Time Is Full Of Fun Winter Time Has Lots Of Sun

Husband i hav invited a friend home

Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch. Wife: But why, the house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty and

Heard that youre not feeling well

Heard That You’re Not Feeling Well. So Brought Flowers For You To Make You Feel Healthier And Happier. Get Well Soon!

Happy new year may allah

HaPpY NeW YeAr . . . MaY AllAh BlEsS U AlL . . . AlLaH’s BlEsSiNgs 2 U anD Ur FaMilY . . .

Is the third month of islamic calendar

Is the third month of the Islamic calendar The Meaning of the Word ‘Rabi-ul-Awwal’:- The first month of spring. “Auspicious Occasions”:- The Holy Prophet

I do not believe in immortality of

I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that’s the reason why I love

Pray to allah almighty and show some

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light

I love you and care for

I love you , And care for you , Very much? My , Adorable, Nice , Always , Loving, Mom?

For where love reigns disturbing jealousy doth

‘For where Love reigns, disturbing Jealousy Doth call himself Affection’s sentinel; Gives false alarms, suggesteth mutiny, And in a peaceful hour doth cry `Kill,

Learn the past watch present and create

Learn the past, watch the present, and create the future. Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from

Challenge for you 4444 20

Challenge For You !! 4_4_4_4 = 20 Put Mathematical Signs Between Them And Prove Above Equation, if You Can. & Reply Me….!.!.!

There are two type of people in

There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’.., And 2nd those who ‘Are leaded by Life’……

Are you hungry neva mind i have

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you

Im sending this bouquet of love to

I’M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That I Love You So Much I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah When you have got that light of knowledge by means of education and when you have made yourselves

The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The

Night has ended for another day morning

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries

Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

Aaj beautiful girls and boys day hay

Aaj Beautiful GIRLS AND BOYS Day hay… Ap ko jo bhi Beautiful lagy, ye msg usko send krain but Puri Emandari se , .

A true friend is hard to find

A true friend is hard to find, Someone who is always kind. Words of advice; freely share, Helping hand, always spare. A true friend

Females criteria for life partner they

Female’s’ Criteria for Life Partner They expect their men to look like .. Mr Universe.. . . And . . Work Like ..Ramu Kaka..

Early this morning god gave me 3

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits – LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them

In love at last never alone anymore

In Love At Last. Never Alone Anymore, Like In The Past. I Chose You To Love, My Heart To You I Give. I Could

there is a long trail winding

-there is a long , long trail a winding -into the lands of my dreams -where the nightmare is singing -and white moon beams

A happy new year grant that i

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to

Always give a call to ur loved

Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are… This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between

Ow can yousmi le withouti how you

ow Can You’SMI-LE’ Without’I’..? . How Can You be ‘F-NE’ without ‘I’..? . How can you ‘W-SH’ without ‘I’..? . How can you be

Learning history is so easy but making

Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it

It is no longer my moral duty

It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an integrated and unitary set of explanations for my thoughts and

The most important thing in the programming

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented

Some people support ppp party mqm

Some people support PPP party Some MQM party Some ANP party Some PML-N party Some PTI party But… I support only one party and

Sardar ji had twins named tin

Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater Again had twins max n climax Again had twins

There is this benefit in brag that

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out,

The stars look down upon you at

The stars look down upon you at night, and envy u, coz even while i’m looking at them i’m thinking of u, my angel.

Wish you a prosperous blissful awesomepeppy and

‘Wish you a prosperous, blissful, awesome,?peppy and cheerful new year. Have a blast. Cheers!! ‘

Suppose its my birthday and you are

Suppose Its My Birthday And You Are Invited By Me But You Just Have 1o Rs To Buy A Gift For Me. What Will

The brightest future will always be based

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth, For the voice is prayer, For the eyes is pity, For the hands is charity, and for

When he did frown o had she

When he did frown, O had she then gave over, Such nectar from his lips she had not sucked. Foul words and frowns must

Un expected result and problems are partg of

UN-EXPECTED RESULT AND PROBLEMS ARE PARTG OF LIFE!. NEVER LOOSE HOPE IN ANY CONDITION. B’COZ DARKNESS OF NIGHT ALWAYS FINISH WITH LIGHT OF DAY!.

I wish never regret for what deserved

I wish I never regret For what I deserved n dint get, I wish for no load and all peace Because death is OK

Mnzaidi boht bari khayanat hai k tm

MNZAIDI: ‘boht bari khayanat hai k tm apne (musalman) bhai se aisi bat kaho jise wo sach jane or tm usme jhote ho'(abu daod

Graduation wishes poem as you

Graduation wishes Poem : As you graduate…life seems summoning To sweep you off your feet from your world gloaming, through those paths with hassles

I keep good friend in my heart

I keep good friend in my HEART ,-”’-.-”’-, ‘-. ‘*’ .-‘ ‘-._.-‘ 4Ever. Locked it and i lost the key So u cant go

Tackle life with all your skills

Tackle life with all your skills Overcome each and every hill If u persist with all your will U will enjoy your life and

Happy birthday enjoy new year easter

Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don’t annoy me

The charm of history and its enigmatic

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely

The equation of marriage 7 glance

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told

When u feel r alone in a

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected

ake the most of it o pen your

-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

True science investigates and brings to human

True science investigates and brings to human perception such truths and such knowledge as the people of a given time and society consider most

Assalaam o alaikm to all muslims

Assalaam o alaikm! To all muslims its a request that please correct your mistake; Dont say and write ‘Quran’ with this spelling because according

Apnay saw nay formaya hai k tm

Apnay S.A.W nay formaya hai k tm say behtar wo hai jisnay quran sekha aur dosron ko sekhaya. Reference: Sahi muslim and Ravi Usman

Today i week up early morning and

Today i week up early morning and i watch cartoon and i say why not today my friend i saying you first of all

My life means a lot to me

MY LIFe Means a lot to me. Not bcoz I love my life, but bcoz I love the people in my life. The world

M ake the most of it o pen your

M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish

Titanic was sinking romeo juliet i love

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo

Eid ul adha prayer allaho akber allaho akber

Eid Ul Adha Prayer Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. La Ila-Ha Ill-Lal-Lah. Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. Wa-Lilahill Hamd. (Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great. There Is No God But

Love is so strange sometimes it becomes

:Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..

Everyday everytime everywhere i may not be

EVERYDAY, EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE, I MAY NOT BE WITH YOU BUT MY CARE, MY MSGS, MY PRAYERS AND MY LOVELY WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Hurdles are always there in life some

Hurdles Are Always There In Life, Some LONG, Some SHORT, Some HIGH, Some Low, However NONE Are PERSISTENT, So Keep Walking And Smiling

Till breathless he disjoined and backward drew

Till breathless he disjoined, and backward drew The heavenly moisture, that sweet coral mouth, Whose precious taste her thirsty lips well knew, Whereon they

A night hug warms the heart kiss

A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, and A good morning to start your day!

Z kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar

Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam Ne Gaali Di Thi To Unho Ne Isteefa De

Ans these question if anyone of is

Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent. Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes, How much time it’ll take to boil 12 eggs?

We take it for granted we know

“’We take it for granted we know the whole story – We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between

Understand that friends come and go but

Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.

Thank you dad for being my

Thank You Dad For being my pillar of strength and Fountain of wisdom Thank You for everything you are. Life is more beautiful when

In case there is a breakoff between

In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to guess wot guyz . . . .

All i want you is to be

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I

And whosoever fears allaah azzwajal and keeps

And whosoever fears Allaah (Azzwajal) and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty)

If we are to achieve a richer

If we are to achieve a richer culture, rich in contrasting values, we must recognize the whole gamut of human potentialities, and so weave

15 al ghaffar the one who forgives the

15. Al-Ghaffar: The One who forgives the sins of His slaves time and time again.

Anniversary is the day you remember that

Anniversary is the day you remember that both of you committed to a lifetime of love and relationship. Cheers then for remembering!

I loved you more than have ever

I loved you more than I have ever known Those starry eyes Those tender lips You made my heart melt Then boil into a

Friend is one who tolerates your worst

Friend is one who tolerates your worst MOOD, Manages to smile on your idiot JOKE, Tries to understand your craziest DREAM, And knows the

I m going to write on all

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u

Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar ‘NEW UP’

A world community can only exist with

A world community can only exist with world communication, which means something more than extensive software facilities scattered about he globe. It means common

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Boy and girl girl hum larkian

boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah Di Kasam Saray Janat Vich