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The most cute sentence by a kid

The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid Written over his Maths Book. ‘Dear Maths, Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.’ 🙂

Quote there is 0nly 0ne happiness in

QUOTE: There is 0nly 0ne hapPinesS in life, To l0ve And be l0veD. GEORGE SAND.

50th birthday messages the years between

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are

Friendship is a plant of slow growth

Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.

The greater the loyalty of a group

The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

Teacher he give me 14 and 15

Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!.

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Wishing you smiles and all things nice

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher

Ye sari masti apne hi khoon ki

ye sari masti apne hi khoon ki hoti hai saqi agr nasha sharab main hota to botal bi nachti and my email id is

To the beautiful couple in all land

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary… sweEty@puPpy

You were born with potential goodness and

You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness.

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and cleaning ur hand each tym u say ‘Holi Mubark’..after lagaing gulal on their gaal..!

Someone asked what makes people happy some

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and

Al quran o my people enter the holy

Al-Quran; O my people! enter the holy land which Allah has prescribed for you and turn not on your backs for then you will

Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on the gate, He ‘PUTS’ his ‘HAND’ on the ‘WALL’

When two people are under the influence

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to

Gain and loss are not static ups

Gain and loss are not static, ups and down are not permanent, laughs and tears are not life. Does it want you think and

To be honest with you i dont

To be honest with you, I don’t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you

If u r sitting among a group

If u r sitting among a group of people and their heads are down and urs is up, that’s not the proof that you

Healing takes courage and we all have

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. Tori Amos

Here is my heart it yours so

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love thats good

God made us body parts for a

God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes : to look at you Hands : to pray for you Mind : to remember

Value of a man depends upon his

Value of a man depends upon his courage; his veracity depends upon his self-respect and his chastity depends upon his sense of honor.

To pray love care smile celebrate

“To Pray” “To Love” “To Care” “To Smile” “To Celebrate” And To Thanks Allah For All Blessings on Us. “EID Mubarak To You And

Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons

Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage to make sure it never happens again.

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they

Welcome to a sweet and coolcool

*WEL*COME* *TO A* *SWEET AND* *COOL*COOL* *DAY* *G* *O* *O* *D*’*MORNING*’ ‘Asslam o Alaikum’ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡’sms world’¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Anniversary is the day you remember that

Anniversary is the day you remember that both of you committed to a lifetime of love and relationship. Cheers then for remembering!

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Valentines day quotes love is a canvas

Valentine’s Day Quotes Love Is A Canvas Furnished By Nature And Embroidered By Imagination (Voltaire) Happy Valentine’s

Be always at war with your vices

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

Always welcome a new day with

.*’Always’*. Welcome a New Day With a .*’Smile’*. On Your .*’Lips’*. .*’.’*’Love’*’.’*. In Your .*’.’*Heart*’.’*. .*’.’*Good*’.’*. .*’Thoughts’*. In Your *’.’*Mind*’.’*. And You Will .*’.’*Always*’.’*.

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme of Stupidity? * Looking through keyhole of a glass

Its more than just an eid wish

Its more than just an Eid wish, more than a message too. For it comes with warm and loving thoughts because it’s meant for

I love to lie down in your

I love to lie down in your arms and listen to your heart beats. It makes me feel that there is someone in this

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

Thomas carlyle scottish historian and essayist the

Thomas Carlyle (Scottish historian and essayist): “The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of Cerebella is that Husain and his companions were

Aal is well its my zoobi doobi

‘AAL is WELL.’ . Its my ‘ZOOBI-DOOBI’ message for my IDIOT friend’s, . To whom I can say ‘Jaane Nahi Denge Tujhe,’ . B’cause

Wen u nid sum1 2b der 4u

wen u nid sum1 2b der 4u and no 1 is around, gaze at the sky.. i may not b der but rmember dt

Optimism is the faith that leads to

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Helen Keller

Formerly when religion was strong and science

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine

And then i saw an awful sight

And then I saw an awful sight A bold and blinding flash of light A lightening bolt that cut the night, and shook me

Wish you a many happy returns of

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY

And whenever you give your word say

And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]

Teacher asks girl which part of human

Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher

Life is never measured by the years

Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do, the cheer and love u shared, and the happy

Dream touches your heart and soul it

Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you’ll have the sweetest dream tonight… Good

What was the name of civilization that

What was the name of the civilization that dominated the area from the year 2000 BC and 1000 years ahead? The Babylonians The Sumerians

Do not follow a path thats already

Do not follow a path that’s already made. Go a different direction and make your own.

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

I thought love was just a mirage

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an illusion, it’s fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you,

Take counsel with your enemies in order

Take counsel with your enemies, in order to learn from their thoughts the extent of their enmity, and the ends they are seeking. Hazrat

Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are

iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu nigam Song: All iz well Sunidhi chohan Song: shela

Even though you are not right next

Even though you are not right next to me… But still i feel you near me and when i look up at the stars..

May god gift you all the colors

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other

May this new year bring many opportunities

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Really want u to be mineand ill

really want u to be mine,and i’ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”ll find ,good night

I though to bring lots of flowers

I though to bring lots of flowers and happyness for this valentines day but you said i am not your dear not even a

Ya allah open the happiest doors to

Ya ALLAH OPEN the Happiest Doors To the One who is ReADING this Message Lighten his/her deeds And make JANNAH his/her 1st & Last

Use mis steps as stepping stones to

Use mis steps as stepping stones to deeper understanding and greater achievement. Susan Taylor

Never trust those whose says me and

never trust those whose says trust me and always try to belive in pure life………

I was asked about newtons law and

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t

Even so poor birds deceived with painted

Even so poor birds deceived with painted grapes Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw; Even so she languisheth in her mishaps

An occasion of merry christmas is coming

An occasion of Merry christmas is coming when peoples exchanges christmas gifts, christmas cards and christmas ecards. They decorate their homes and city by

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

To the beautiful couple in all land

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen and Yasmeen

If you will think about what ought

If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product,

Never reject anybody in your life because

Never reject anybody in your life, because good person gives us happiness and bad person gives us experience.

Love struck for you my silent words shall

Love-Struck For You My silent words shall speak, As I see you with my shut eye. Love-struck heart shall walk up to you, As

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

On independence day heres wising our dreams

On Independence Day Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS!

Best diference between promises and memories

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES? PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´

Good friends are hard to find harder

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

I wish 4 u great start

I Wish 4 ‘ U ‘ Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4

I dont want to get the end

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to

Love is a canvas furnished by nature

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. Happy Valentine’s Day

Sugar and sand may b mixed together

Sugar and sand may b mixed together, But d ants rejects da sand and carries away da sugar. So select d GUD people in

The use of travelling is to regulate

The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.

What a nice feeling to be

What A Nice Feeling To Be In ‘LOVE’ With ‘ALLAH’ No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings.

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Never trust the doubted and never doubt

Never trust the doubted and never doubt the trusted one, God has given us real eyes to realize the realities Think twice and act

64 al qayyum the one who remains and

64. Al-Qayyum: The One who remains and does not end.

Meaning of some colors yellow for

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck, black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,

The best helping hands r at the

The best helping hands r at the end of your own arms. when u cant handle things, put those hands together and pray to

You can do almost anything you put

You can do almost anything you put your mind to … You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak … Be

When u feel sad to cheer up

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ‘damn I am really so cute’. U will overcome your

Early in da morning sun rise with

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell

Everything that horrifies us and we complain

Everything that horrifies us and we complain about is just the tax we pay for our lives. For that reason we wish our hero

Thank you dad for being my

Thank You Dad For being my pillar of strength and Fountain of wisdom Thank You for everything you are. Life is more beautiful when

And catch each moment in its eternally

and catch each moment in its eternally lovely form. When I fall in love, I will miss her the very moment I say ‘goodbye’

Clock makes a sound tick tick

Clock Makes A Sound Tick Tick, But It’s Not Tick Tick. The Real Sound Is Quick Quick, Because Time Is Gold, So Go And

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and

Luv is like a cloud luv dream

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true…

A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

Make your life a house heart can

?Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of

Ais for i will always be yours

A…..is for I will Always be yours L…..is for Love at its most extreme E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love. N…..is for Never-ending

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Principal agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA

No gold or precious stones give

No gold or precious stones … give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth … will bring it to us

Teacher can anybody give an example

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Dont be dismayed at good byes a farewell

Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

This bright new year is given me

This bright new year is given me To live each day with zest To daily grow and try to be My highest and my

Maths mei hazrat ali ki maharat

Maths mei Hazrat Ali ki maharat.. 1 bar 1 yahoodi ne Ap se 1 sawal us waqt poocha jb ap ek pair Ghorey k

Keep the lamp of friendship burning

Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of Love, because Sun rises in the east and set in the west but the Friendship

We were young but we had good

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm. Bill Gates

Now a days girls are crazy about

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur 4.SALMAN Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

The resurrection gives my life meaning and

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. – Robert Flatt

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that’s the reason why I love

Hadith by him in whose hands my

HADITH: By Him in whose hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and

I know u think broke my heart

I know u think u broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it

Im pry to all and good luck

IM PRY TO ALL AND GOOD LUCK

Someday everything will all make perfect sense

Someday everything will all make perfect sense… So far now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears… And keep reminding yourself that everything

If friends were flowers i would not

?If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so

Birds fly high without looking below so

Birds fly high without looking below. So if you want to be high, don’t look below, aim high and keep going. Be a positive

Wishing u a very happy easter wid

Wishing U a Very Very ‘HAPPY EASTER’ Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur

When i was studying my mom

WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN STUDIES BUT SHE CALLED AGAIN AND

Smile is complete when it begins with

Smile is Complete, When it Begins With Your Lips, Reflect in Your Eyes, And End with a Glow on Your Face. Wish you Many

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns Sirf friend kehnay

Hi i am tahmeen and want to

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Wishing you happy new year may u

Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Know its late but i cant sleep

know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care… ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read

Ay me quoth venus young and so

‘Ay me,’ quoth Venus ‘young, and so unkind! What bare excuses mak’st thou to be gone! I’ll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind Shall

Thankfull of allah who gave us

THANKFULL OF ALLAH WHO GAVE US LOVELY TRUTHFULL AND HONEST PROPHET HAZRAT MUHAMMAD PEACE BE UPON HIM

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth, For the voice is prayer, For the eyes is pity, For the hands is charity, and for

Today is saint valentines day all in

Today is Saint Valentine’s day; All in the morning betime; And I a maid at your window; To be your Valentine

Resentment is one burden that incompatible with

Resentment is one burden that is incompatible with your success. Always be the first to forgive; and forgive yourself first always. Dan Zadra