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A psychological survey report when two

A Psychological Survey Report.. When Two Couple Come Face to Face: Wives look at Each Others Dresses And Husbands Look at Each others Wives.

Do your duty and a little more

Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. Andrew Carnegie

If you want to look young and

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Life is best for those who enjoy

Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it. Attitude defines our

In my heart i know still love

In my heart I know I still Love You And in your Heart I pray you still do love me too The hardest thing

Never blame any day in your life

Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson. Have

Hapines always loks smal if u hold

Hapines Always Loks Smal if U Hold it in Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share it, You Wll Realize How Big And

Mon is upset and sun happy bcoz

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A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……, will u Hug me….? She replied.., ofcourse

It is the individual who not interested

It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides the greatest injury

Submission to allahs will is the best

Submission to Allah’s Will is the best companion; wisdom is the noblest heritage; theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction; deep

Art is a step from what obvious

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed. Kahlil Gibran

Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

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Salman butt dont be worry zardari

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I laughed and punched him gently collected

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Love works in miracles every day such

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of

Life is a paradoxwhat ever you want

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Joke height of language miss use student

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Regard your mind as the steering wheel

Regard your mind as the steering wheel and your emotions as the gas pedal. No matter how wise you are, you won’t achieve without

Supposing you have tried and failed again

Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Temperature 200 c humidity 68

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Do your work and you shall reinforce

“Do your work, and you shall reinforce yourself.” – Emerson

Heard that youre not feeling well so

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Oh allah i am yours and u

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Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

Any1 can become angry that is easy

Any1 can become angry that is easy but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and 4 the right purpose

Medical research authority of us have found

Medical Research Authority of US have found new cancer in human being caused by Silver Nitro Oxide (SNO)… Whenever you buy Recharge Cards, don’t

Respect the love you get from a

Respect the love you get from a special person in your life or else you will have to face a day where you would

Friendship doubles our joy and divides grief

Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.

The first condition of education is being

The first condition of education is being able to put someone to wholesome and meaningful work. John Ruskin

Leaders arent born they are made and

Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that’s the price we’ll have to

Once the king of saudia arebia came

Once the king of saudia arebia came in Pakistan Bhutto carry him on the mizar of sehwan shareef And Request him to salam. The

I can speak of my own criterion

I can speak of my own criterion for judging whether or not a book is good or bad. I ask of it a single

Some one told me you have

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Fathers need not fathers be all

Fathers need not fathers be. All one needs to do is choose To love for life, and that embrace, Held long and hard, bestows

Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi

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Quote being a best friend is not

Quote* Being a Best Friend is not just sharing a joke,a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an

May all the joys of life be

May all the joys of life be showered on you .! Wish you a very very happy eid mubarak to you and your family

Aliens have contacted the earth just watch

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH… JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT…. .. . .. . . . . . . . . .

1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani

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Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from

Salam always welcme a new day

SALAM .*’Always’*. Welc()me a New Day With a .*’Smile’*. ()n Y()ur .*’Lips’*. .*’.’*’L()ve’*’.’*. In Y()ur .*’.’*Heart*’.’*. .*’.’*G()()d*’.’*. .*’Th()ughts ‘*. In Y()ur .*’.’*Mind*’.’*. And Y()u

M for the million things she

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Christmas is a time when everybody wants

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking

Shallow men believe in luck strong cause

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

Love can be green peaceful and serene

Love can be green peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a

May god gift you all the colors

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other

A stranger you were once then with

A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I

Teacher tell me the names of 10

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Tamasha takti rahi dunia hamari mout ka

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Everyday everytime everywhere i may not be

EVERYDAY, EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE, I MAY NOT BE WITH YOU BUT MY CARE, MY MSGS, MY PRAYERS AND MY LOVELY WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Marriage its an agreement in which a

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Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha dost smjh hoon and waisy app ny mashwra acha

Love is hard and will always be

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

Ideologies separate us dreams and anguish bring

Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. Eugene Ionesco

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx. agar answr nahi ata ti sms karna chorh dena. 1 Larke ne 1 Larki se uska name

Q wt is d differen bw

Q: WT IS D DIFFEREN B/W TIME WASTE AND TIME KILL? ANS: AISA KAM JIS KO KRNAY SY AP KO FAIDA HASIL HO MGR

Break my heart destroy soul and leave

Break my heart destroy my soul and leave me crying i’d still love you and i won’t expect you to love me in return

Promise day quotes best diference between

Promise Day Quotes Best Diference Between PROMISES And MEMORIES… PROMISE: We Break Them.. MEMORIES: They Break UsHappy Promise Day

Nw sun is happy and

Nöw SUN is HAPPY 🙂 and MOØÑ is upset : ( Bcoz MØØN is mising U and SUN is with U [Have a great]

Allah destroys interest and increases charity loves

Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).

Do you remember your cute childhood when

*…Do you remember your cute childhood when you went to a t0y shop and ask shopkeeper: Antal antal ye monkey titnay ta hai? And

You must pray that the way be

You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.’

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

I need to know if ure my

I need to know if u’re my true friend, will u be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets

Early in the morning sun rise with

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but

The easter feeling does not end it

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My

Zam is about 1814 feet and 13

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Dont wait until its too late to

Dont wait until its too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when theyre gone, no matter how

Dipped in hues of love and trust

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Happy Holi!!

May your day begin with a gentle

May your day begin with a gentle ray of hope, be filled with moments of love and end with a soft note of peace,

Cant let you go i may not

‘Can’t Let you go’ I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in

He happiest thoughts and wishes in this

he happiest thoughts and wishes in this greeting are here… And hopefully you’ll understand the depth of feelings. That’s this sms is sent especially

Friend youve had a good sleep

Friend You’ve Had A Good Sleep, A Good Night, A Good Bed, A Good Pillow, A Good Good Whatever. But Now Wake Up n

Age appears to be best in some

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and

Soul like the vastest sea your

Soul Like The Vastest Sea Your soul is like the vastest sea And mine a darting fish: I lose myself within your love; I

When god drops needles and pins along

When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to

Last night i looked up at the

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you i was doing great, but

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called ‘PART OF LIFE’, But smiling in all those situations is called ‘ART OF LIFE’.

The length of your education is less

The length of your education is less important than its breadth, and the length of your life is less important than its depths. Marilyn

He apologizes to god in his mind

He apologizes to God in his mind, Sorry God, I’m stealing an angel. He can see Heaven in her eyes. It takes away all

My heart to you is given oh

“My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; Well lock them up together, And throw away the key.”

May the divine light of diwali spread

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali

Ais for i will always be yours

A…..is for I will Always be yours L…..is for Love at its most extreme E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love. N…..is for Never-ending

Two kinds of greedy people never get

Two kinds of greedy people never get satisfied; the seeker of knowledge and the seeker of this world

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

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Never blame any day in your life

Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson. Have

They imagine what their future could be

They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal

May your days be many and troubles

May your days be many and your troubles be few. May all God’s blessings descend upon you. May peace be within you may your

Patience is of two kinds patience over

Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet. (Sayyaduna Maula ALI)

Today is your day to celebrate be

Today Is Your Day To Celebrate Your Day To Be The Star So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer And Say How Special

I like everyone but love only one

I Like Everyone But I Love Only One.. I Live For Everyone But I Breathe For Only One.. I Talk To Everyone But I

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Smile for the ones you love a

Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways,

May this new year bring many opportunities

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead

Some love one some two i and

“Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.”

I have been wooed as i entreat

‘I have been wooed as I entreat thee now Even by the stern and direful god of war, Whose sinewy neck in battle ne’er

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I

Mnzaidi aalim hony k liy yehi kafi

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The morning is just a few moments

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always

Hadrat anas radi allah taala anhu reported

Hadrat Anas Radi ALLAH Taala Anhu reported that the Messenger of Allah Peace And Blessings Be Upon Him has said, “Everything has a heart,

What is big in ladies small girls

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Good morning with a great light

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May allah have mercy on a man

May Allah have mercy on a man who is kind when he buys, when he sells, and when he makes a demand. Bukhari

Slowly you enters my heart and now

slowly you enters my heart and now in every direction there is you .really you are true miricall to me ,you will always be

The most perfect believers in terms of

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Like birds lets leave behind what we

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Asslam o alikum p pi

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5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

U dnt text often u much it

U dnt text often. u dnt text much. It makes me feel sad coz we’re out of touch. D message is clear. Theres someone

Hitlers formula tomorrow will come daily

Hitler’s formula: ‘tomorrow’ will come daily but ‘today’ will come today only so finish your today’s work today and be free tomorrow..:-)

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

Now is she in the very lists

Now is she in the very lists of love, Her champion mounted for the hot encounter. All is imaginary she doth prove; He will

Broken hearts are never healed they haunt

Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make

7 use ful tips 4 employees for

7 use ful tips 4 employees for success and survival in the best way: 1: bane raho pagla, kaam karaga agla. 2: bane raho

Show me and i will get it

Show me and I will get it, Guide me and I will do it, Involve me and I will understand, but If you just

You have no idea how good it

“You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and i am yours” Have a great

Jabir bin abdullah and asma radi allahu

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What is love in math a problem

What is love? In math, a problem…….. In history, a battle…….. In science, it’s a reaction……. In art, it’s a heart. But to me?

People grow through experience if they meet

People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built. Eleanor Roosevelt

Salam ya ali madad new shia

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I walk a lonely road the only

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don’t know where it goes But it’s home to me and

Salam to all i m ahsan and

salam to all. i m AHSAN and i need a true friend. if somebody interested in friendship with me then send me sms on

The shortest distance between a problem and

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah

New weddings style molvii do u agree

New weddings Style.. Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married? Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes Molvii: You r now

Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

aik aalu ne bhindi k number

*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Unless commitment is made there are only

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans. Peter F. Drucker

Dont mix my personality and attitude

Don’t mix my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. . . !!