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Agr SMS Messages

Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken

Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni LULLI pe hathora mar ke dekhlo.

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir tak bharosa kro Natija chahe jo b nikle Akhir ma ya to apko 1 sacha dost mile

Kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia

kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia hota loogon ki baton ka nahi meri wafa per aitebaar kia hota!!! kia hoga kisi majboori men

Hazaar chehr0n mein teri mushabhaten mili mujh

hazaar chehr0n mein teri mushabhaten mili mujh ko , §aq¡ par dil ki marzi hai agr tu nhi tu tujh sa bhi nhi…./A/

Na milta gham to barbaadi k afsanay

Na Milta Gham To Barbaadi K Afsanay Kahan Jatay, Agar Dunya Chaman Hoti To Veeranay Kahan Jatay, Chalo Achha Huwa Apnon Men Koi Ghair

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Kehte hain ussay shehar k sub log

KEHTE HAIN USSAY SHEHAR K SUB LOG MASIHA WO SHAKHS MERE DARD SE ANJAAN SA Q HAI RE-ADAL HI HOTI RAHI YAHAN PYAR KI

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

I miss uaj miss you day hyye

I Miss U!Aj MISS YOU Day HyYe sMs apne sweet friends ko send kro muje bhi krna agr main hun..?Agr 3 sMs aapko wapis

Dost ki koi bat buri lge to

DOST ki koi ‘BAT’ buri lge to khamosh ho jao. Agr wo ‘DOST’ hy to samj jae ga OR agar na smjhe to tm

Pathan raat ko kamre mai gaya tu

Pathan raat ko Kamre mai gaya tu Dulhan ny Doodh ka Glass diya aur bht Romantic awaz se pocha G or kuch? Pathan: Baji

Beti ammi agr tum ne meri shadi

BETi= Ammi Agr Tum Ne Meri SHADi Ki Baat Ki T0 Ghar Se BHAG Jaun Gi MAA Rote Hue Boli= Beti Me Ne BHAG

Rasullullahsaw ne farmayaibn adam jo naik amal

Rasullullah(S.A.W) ne farmaya,’Ibn Adam jo naik amal krta hai,os ko 10 se 700 neikyo’n ka swab milta hai,mgr Allah farmata hai rozey k ilawa

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah

sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum ho gy thy to me ne manat mani thy

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Agr ap ko in me se meri

Agr ap ko in me se meri koi cheez lene ka moqa mile to ap kya lena pasand karen gy? My name My mobile

Duniya sirf larkiyon k liye hay

‘Duniya sirf larkiyon k liye hay’ Larki zor se hansey to Khobsorti, Larka zor se hansey to ‘Dungar’, Agr larki meetha boley to piyari

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran

Agr larki k cell mai balance hai

Agr Larki k cell mai balance hai to uska boyfriend hai, or agr Larke k cell mai balance hai to uski koi grlfrnd nh

Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to

santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Gham k sagar mai kabhi doob na

Gham K SAGAR mai kabhi Doob na jana kabhi MANZIL na pao to toot na jana ZINDGI mai agr mehsoos ho Kami dost ki

Ye fill karo abhi plz q1

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din K Liye Mere 7 Ghomne Chalty To Kahan? Ans= Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte

Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis

‘Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis k lye, Ye mohabbat kis lye ye justuju kis k lye Main tujhe dekha karun or tu

Wo poch le k tumhain ks baat

WO POCH LE K TUMHAIN KS BAAT KA GHUM HEY TO PHR KIS BAAT KA GHUM HEY AGR WO POCH LE TUM SE

Uthaani hain jo nafrat ki utha diwar

Uthaani Hain Jo Nafrat Ki Utha Diwar Bismillah..! Meri Sachi Mohabbat Se Tu Kar Inkar Bismillah..! Kaha Usne Meri Khatir Yeh Koh-E-Ghum Uthao Gy.?

Agr mobile companies bijli banati pehle

Agr mobile companies BIJLI banati Pehle 2 ghante k baad bijli Free 5 frnds & family ko 600 unit Free Weekend pr bijli totaly

Haath pakr k rok lete tumhain agar

Haath Pakr K Rok Lete tumhain Agar Tum Pr Hamara KOi ZOr HOta… Na ROte Hum Bhi tumhry Liye Agr Hamari Zindagi Mein Tumhary

Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha

Ro Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha k mujhy tum sy nafrat hai.. Agr nafrat hi thi to phr wo itna roya q..?

Boy buss stop pe larki se

Boy buss stop pe larki se . Kya main apko apke ghar drop kr don agr apko koi problem na ho to? Girl .

Wafa ruswa nae krna suno aisa krna

!Wafa ruswa nae krna…. ?Suno aisa nae krna….? Mein pehle hi akela hon….. Mujhe or tanha nae krna….. Meri in jheel ankhon ko kbhi

Agr mere birthday k din mera accident

Agr mere birthday k din mera accident ho jaye aur doctor bolain yeh kuch ghanton ka mehman h to ap mere lye birthday ka

Notice kaha ho itne dinose sms

NOTICE Kaha Ho Itne DinoSe SMS Ki Clas Se Absent Ho Agr Aj MSG SCHOOL Me Nai Aae TO Apka Nam SMS Clas Se

Dunia ko parkhnay ka hunar main nahi

Dunia Ko Parkhnay Ka Hunar Main Nahi Rakhta Saada Hun K Baton Me Makar Main Nahi Rakhta Rakhta Hun Faqat Apnay Hi Aibon Pe

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy barh kr jo chah saky, Tu kahy agr k raat ho, Or wo chandni luta saky Tere ansuon

Kia ap ne socha 1subhanallah 2subhanallah 3subhanallah

Kia ap ne socha? 1’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 2’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 3’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 4’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 5’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 6’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 7’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 8’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 9’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 10’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ Agr delete karne se pehle srf 5bar b frwrd kar

ye 9 love stars he ise

* * * * * * * * * Ye 9 love stars he ise 9 frnds ko bejo Ager me hu to muje

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae

2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte

Mery sabar ka na le imtihan meri

Mery sabar ka na le imtihan, meri khamshi ko sada na de jo tere bagair na jee sake, use jene ki tu dua na

Dil k ufq me gumshuda sitara mil

DiL k Ufq Me Gumshuda Sitara MiL Jaye Shab-e-Ghm Me Koi Jeene Ka Ishara MiL Jye . Wo Jo 1 Shakhs Boht Kam Hy

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr raat ko neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye..? pathan:yara neend ka intizar karny se

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

Jo tum ko ho pasand wahi

Jo Tum ko Ho. Pasand wahi Baat. Kahe gy. ? Tum Din Ko Agr: Raat Kaho. Raat Kahe gy. ? Suraj ko agr chand.

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti

Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti. Student : :O bibi bs kr dramay, menu

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy to waqt acha guzarta hy… So meny socha k app ko Apne yad dila du:-)@

Yun lgta he usne mje kuch yoon

Yun lgta he usne mje kuch yoon dua di he_ Jese kanto me khuda ne phoolon ko pna di he_ Yoon awaz di thi

Jb mily hajoomedoston se fursat ibtisam

jb mily hajoom_E_doston se fursat Ibtisam!!!! agr smjo munasib to hmain b yaad kr lena

Challang 4 u 1 raja apni

Challang 4 U… 1 Raja Apni Rani ko Paani Lany ka BoLta ha, jab Rani Paani Lati ha tu Raja kehta ha k ‘ye

Wafa k qaid khano men sazain kb

Wafa k qaid khano men sazain kb badlati hen, Badalta dil ka mosam he hawain kb badalti hen. Meri sari duain us se hi

Dhundo ge agr mulko milne k

Dhundo ge agr mulko mulko Milne k nai nayab ha hum! (ArFa) Taber ha js ki hasrato gam E hum nafso vo khawab hn

Jo meri aankhon pe marta tha baaton

Jo meri aankhon pe marta tha meri baaton pe marta tha na Jane shaqs tha kaesa? muJe khone se darta tha wo Jb bhi

Wo pyar b karta hy aur izhar

WO PYAR B KARTA HY AUR IZHAR BE NAHI KARTA JO POCH LE KOI OSAY TO IQRAR BE NAHI KARTA WO AISA SADA DIL

Yeh to allah ka karm hy k

Yeh to ALLAH ka karm hy k usne Insan k Gunahon ki Prda Poshi ki Agr Tmhary Drmiyan1 2sry k Gunah Zahir ho jate

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy girny s bchane ka sb s asan triqa ye

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Agr rat ko soty wqt 21 bar

Agr rat ko soty wqt 21 bar BiSMiLLAH ALrehman ALraHeeM prh lin to INSHA_ALLAH maal,o,asbab chori se mehf0z r achank ma0t se b hifazt.ho

Muhabbat main jo gum milay hain yahi

Muhabbat main jo gum milay hain yahi bohat hain,,,, wo rotay rotay ye kah rha hai yahi bohat hai,,,, agr wo shakhs ab mera

8 amazing fact 1india me 95

8 AMAZING FACT. 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwan bache peda nahi huwe 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Agr allah ne eidulazha k moqa pr

Agr ALLAH ne Eid_Ul_Azha k moQa pr apni sub se Piyari cheez ki qurbani krny ka Hukam diya hota To 2 din bad AP

Tehreer me aa jaye agr lafzjudaai

Tehreer Me Aa jaye Agr Lafz’Judaai’ Mehsoos Ye Hota Hay Qalam Toot Raha Hay…. :

Maa beti sy beti dodh ka

Maa beti sy: Beti dodh ka glass p lo Beti:No mama’ mujy nhi pina Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

hawa bhi chal rahi hai aur

*’* Hawa Bhi Chal Rahi Hai Aur Jagti Hai Rat Bhi, *’* Koi Agr Kahe To Hum Sunaen Dill Ki bat Bhi *’*

Khareed skty agr to apni zindgi

Khareed Skty Agr,! To Apni Zindgi Bech Kr B, Usy Khareed Lety. PHIR BEWAFAI Pr Kch Log… QEEMAT Sy Nhi, QiSMAT Sy MiLa Karty

Ya bariu jo koi hr jumma 10 bar

YA-BARIU jo koi hr jumma 10 bar parh ly, agr ALLAH ny chaha to aulade narina ata hoge

Taj mehal dekh kr bola shahjahan ka

Taj mehal dekh kr bola SHAHJAHAN ka pota Apna b bank balance hota Agr Dada CHICHORA na hota

In ur opinion mujh mai sbse

In ur opinion: Mujh mai sbse acha kia hy? -Ikhlaq -Face -Love -Talking power Muj mai sbse bura kia hy? -Ghusa -Attitude -Romancism -Rudness

i miss you ye

.+” I MISS YOU ”+. Ye msg sirf unko bhaijein… jnko ap 2011 mein khona nhi chahty!! *MujHe bhi bhaijein agr apko meri zrorat

Chahat me agar judai na hoti

Chahat me agar judai na hoti Bulai janay ki kabi shikait na hoti Agr humsafar ho manzil tumari Badal dalo wo humsafar jo manzil

Al quran pss agr tum baaz na aaye

Al-QURAN: pss agr tum baaz na aaye sood se to Allah or ke Rasool Ki tarf se ase logon keliye Elan e jung hey.

Saray wadon ko bhula skta hun lekin

Saray Wadon Ko Bhula Skta Hun Lekin Choro Main Tumhen Chor K Ja Skta Hun Lekin Choro Tum Jo Hr Mor Pe Keh Dety

Roz o shab yun na aziyet mein

Roz o shab yun na aziyet mein guzare hote, Chain aa jata agar khel k haare hote, khud se fursat hi muyassar nhi ayi

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Suna hai iss jahan mein ab zindagi

Suna hai iss jahan mein ab.. Zindagi ki qehat saali hai.. Yahan do chaar din jeenay ka.. Aksar ziker hota hai.. Yahan sab cheez

Parwardigar main gunhagar hoon khatakar lekin teray

Parwardigar! Main GunhaGar Hoon Khatakar Hoon Lekin Teray Karm ka Talabgar Hoon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon Mujhy Mangna nahi ata Tujhy to Dena

wese main keh raha tha k

/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga Apko

Tohfa e meraj shab e meraj allah azzawajal

TOHFA-E-MERAJ Shab e Meraj ALLAH Azzawajal ne Apne Mehboob Nabi SalLalLaho Aalehi waALehi waSalam ko Apni Ummat k Liye 5 Namazo ka Tohfa Ata

Ye fill karo abhi plz q1

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din K Liye Mere 7 Ghomne Chalty To Kahan? Ans= Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte

1 admi apni bv k hr kam

1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta . Agr Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha . Agr Fry

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

Waqt mile to tab yaad krte ho

Waqt mile to tab yaad krte ho, Agr mood ho tab baat krte ho, Ek zmana tha jab hr pal yaad krte thy, Ab

Kash me tera dil hota teri

KASH ME TERA DIL HOTA! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath Me lmha lmha dhrakta rehta Khud se muj ko juda

Aj best frandship day hai agr

Aj BEST FRANDSHIP DAY hai Agr apko meri dosti psnd hai to mera nam khubsorat style me likh kar mje send krain. I’m w8&ng.

j a n z a

*. . .J a n a a z A. . .* *Ashiq ka jnaza hy zara dhom se nikle *Mhbob ki galyon se zara

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

ghazal yehi pyaar ka sila

:*:* GHAZAL*:*: Yehi PYAAR ka Sila hai ‘TO KOIBAAT NHI’ :*:*:*: Ye Dard tum se Mila hai ‘TO KOIBAAT NAHI’ :*:*:*: itna boht hai

Bs nazron se dekh liya hota agr

Bs nazron se dekh liya hota agr Tamana thi Daranay ki, hm to yunhi mar jate kya zarorat thi muskrane ki..:-) ,,,//,, (@ ..

Lot ana jab kabi tera dil ghabraye

‘LOT ANA’ Jab kabi tera dil ghabraye to lot ana, Agar tuje meri yad aye to lot ana, Kuch wqt acha guzra ha sath

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na aate tere mekhane me saqi ye to teri nazron ka jaam hai kambakht ahin aur nhi milta

Pyar k side effect 1 kisi

PYAR K SIDE EFFECT 1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat aa jayegi:-( 2) So k utho to musibat ko

Khwab sach ho tu tabir bhi mil

Khwab Sach Ho Tu Tabir Bhi Mil Jati Hai Yad Bhi Aksar Ik Tasvir Mai Badal Jati Hai Kuch Maango Agr Tu Maango Sachey

Anmol raaz agar koi aap ko

Anmol Raaz Agar koi aap ko acha lagta hai to Acha wo nahi achy aap hain Q k aap us main Achaai talash karty

Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham

‘Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham tery bgair.,,’ ¿F A R A Z …¿…¿…¿…¿ ‘Agr tu dekh ly to kabi tanha na chory

Mera to ranjishen sari mitane ka irada

Mera To Ranjishen Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha Galey Us Shakhs Ko Phir Se Lgane Ka Irada Tha Chlo Acha Hua Us Ne Mujhe

Muj se nafrat karo ya muhabat

Muj Se NAFRAT Karo Ya MUHABAT Dono mare Haq Mein Behtar Hain Q k Agr ap NAFRAT Kro Gy Tu ma tumhare Dimag Mein

Ya payar kyun hota ha agr ha

ya payar kyun hota ha. agr hota ha to pher log kyun nahee samajaty hain……………………?

rat m is kash ma ek

*’* Rat M Is Kash Ma Kash M Ek Pal Soya Nhi, Kal M Jb Jane Laga To Us N Q Roka nhi, *’*

Boy i wanna kiss u girl agr

Boy: I Wanna Kiss U. Girl: Agr Pregnant Hogayi Tou? Boy: Kiss Se Pregnant? Girl: Actually Main 1 Bar Shuru Hogayi Tou Apne Aap

Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To Shoher Ko Chahye K ßv Ko Tang Na Kry

Hi kesy hn sab kya hal

hi kesy hn sab kya hal hn sab k agr koi friendship karna chahy to reply kare

Agar exam mai aanay walay sawal aur

Agar Exam mai aanay walay Sawal aur un k Jawab bhi bata diye jaye aur is k bawajod agr koi Fail hojaye to us

SMS #32157

;*” ”*;. ‘*;._ , ‘*-; *:, _ .;* ORRY! From my side… AAj 27 rajab ho chuki hai aur 27 rajab ko saray aamaal

Kamal e hussn agr moqouf ho tarz

Kamal e Hussn agr Moqouf ho Tarz e Tughafal par, Takkalf Bartarf tujh sy teri Tasver Behtar Hy.

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita wo Faraz…. Usy muj say nahi khud say muhabat ho jati… !!!

Ham yar hain tumhry dildar tumhary hum

ham yar hain tumhry dildar hain tumhary hum sa mila kar koi shikwa agar ho aur shikyat agr ho hum sa gila karo per

Niyat hi agr thek zamane ki nhi

Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr Hai

Aik bazurg se kisi ne sawal kiya

Aik bazurg se kisi ne sawal kiya k agr humaray naseeb mein pehley se hi sab kuch likh dia gya hai to phir dua

Meri m0ut meri mayat pr kafan

(Meri M0UT) Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dal0 Muje aAdat hai Muskurane ki/ Mere Janaze k0 na le ja0 UmeEd hai mere pyar k

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Emaan or haya 2 ese

EMAAN ‘ Or ‘ HAYA ‘ 2 ese PARINDAY Hain K Agr In Me Se 1 Urr Jae To Dusra KHUD Hi Urr Jata

Be noor ankho me koi khwab to

Be noor ankho me koi khwab to do Mri beqrar rato ka kch hasab to do Tm khafa ho muj se lekin fir b

Agr insane ko takabur k bary mein

Agr insane ko takabur k bary mein ALLAH Ki nrazgi or saza ka ilm hojae to khouf_e_khuda Se sirf fakeero ,gharibo se mily or

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1 ka Ho bhi jaye To Ap Phr B Kch

Agr ap k paas time hai to

Agr Ap K Paas Time Hai To Is Ko Neeche Karain Bohat Shukria Agar Mazeed Time Hai Tou Is Ko ooper Karain

Mri koi khata to sabit kr agr

Mri koi Khata to sabit kr, Agr bura hun to bura Sabit kr, Apne Khilaf mjhse Ek b Harf suna hoto Sabit kr, M

Cool question agr mere bary main

‘Cool Question Agr Mere bary main koi 4 points likhny hon to Aap kia likho gey? 1,_________ 2,_ ________ 3,__________ 4,__________ reply fast

Dunya me agr girls na hon to

Dunya me agr GIRLS na hon to Road Sunsan Market Viran Na Janu na Jan Na koi Girl frnd k lye Preshan Bus Namaz

Agr wo poch le hum se tume

Agr wo poch le hum se, tume kis baat ka gham hai.., To phir kis baat ka gham ho,agr wo poch le hum se…

P1 270 man roman kaleesa ka aik

p1. 270 man Roman kaleesa ka aik Rahib jiska naam Valentine tha wo apny kaleesa (church) ki Rahiba k ishq man mubtila ho gia

Karnay hain agr shikwy mehboob sy humdam

Karnay hain agr shIkwy Mehboob sy humdam._._._. . . To phir chor dy ye Aashqi,koe aur kaam kr.

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr

Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me mar gia Acha hua mn teri rafaqt me mar gia Hakim khud apne ahd e hakumat me

Tum agr kisi ki chahat paane ke

Tum agr kisi ki Chahat paane ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho, To Apne Dil ki Baat Use Bato Do, QK Zindgi’Moqa’km Aur ‘Dhoka’ Ziyada

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna, Aansu be na bahana, Mera Janaza b na uthaana

Joke of the century agr next

JOKE of the CENTURY . Agr next time Amrica me sonami aya to us ka zimadar . . . . . Osama ho ga

8 phr molana ashraf ali thanvi rh

8, Phr MOLANA ASHRAF ALI THANVI R.H ka kia qasoor??? Agr 1 jaga nam or misal dekr mantaqi dalil bna krinho ne likah dia

Badshahi mil jati agr kch dino ki

badshahi mil jati agr kch dino ki faraz to shaher me tere nam k sike chalte

Ye thora sa jeevan adhoora mosam rangon

Ye thora sa jeevan, Adhoora sa mosam, Ye rangon ki chahat, Gulabon ki hasrat, Ye roshan sawerey, ye madham andherey, ‘kisi Roz Tanha milo

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese

Hum Boht Sy Din Mnaty Hen Jese Love Day, Mother Day, Father Day. Chalen Aj Ik Unique Day Mnaty Hen. ‘Tilawat Day’ Krna Sirf

Agar tum muj sy pyar karo gy

Agar tum muj sy pyar karo gy to sub tum sy pyar karain gy agr mujy choro gy to tabah ho jao gy mera