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Agr SMS Messages

Q kya murday sunty hain faryaden pori

Q: Kya Murday Sun,ty Hain? Kya Murday Faryaden Pori Karte Hain? Ans: Nahi. Quran ‘Agr tum unhain pukaro to wo tumhari pukar sunty hi

Waqt mile to tab yaad krte ho

Waqt mile to tab yaad krte ho, Agr mood ho tab baat krte ho, Ek zmana tha jab hr pal yaad krte thy, Ab

Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the Kid:Pr jb

Dunia me reh k sapno kho jao

DUNIA me reh k sapno me kho jao KISIKO apna banalo YA ksi k hojao AGR kuch b nhi hota to DON’T WORRY chaddar-takiya

Agr aap muje sms nhi karoge to

Agr Aap Muje Sms Nhi Karoge To 1 Din Baad Aap Lal Pile Hare Kale Nile Ho Jaoge Ghabrao Nhi Yaar 1din Baad ‘HOLI’

Tere palko k ansuo sy aqeedat muje

Tere palko k ansuo sy aqeedat muje b hy Teri trha zndagi sy shikayat muje b hy To agr nazuk hy to mai b

Agr sirf ek din k liye

Agr SIRF Ek Din k Liye RELATION Change Ho Jaye to Ap Mujhe Apna Kya Bnana Chahoge.. . Rply is Must. . B free

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me mar gia Acha hua mn teri rafaqt me mar gia Hakim khud apne ahd e hakumat me

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

Fajar ki nemaz k bad 1 bar

Fajar ki nemaz k bad 1 bar surat Fatiha prh lain to arAM SE HR ROZA guzrega.. INSHALLAH. Agr mumkin ho tofwd kr dain

Mohbt ho gyi tm se kisi gahre

mohbt ho gyi tm se, kisi gahre smander ko mohbt ho gyi tm se, suna hai zindgi to pal do pal ka ak mela

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho dukh

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho Dukh dia ho Pareshan kiya ho To ap b usko rula sakte hain Dukh desakte hain Pta hai

Teacherbatao cold drink nuqsan deti ha ya

Teacher:Batao Cold Drink Nuqsan Deti Ha Ya Faida Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida Agr Pilani Pr Jaye To Nuqsan; 0 o my

Meri qismat mai ghum agr itnay thay

Meri qismat mai ghum agr itnay thay Dil b ya Rab ka’ee diay hotay.

Uthaani hain jo nafrat ki utha diwar

Uthaani Hain Jo Nafrat Ki Utha Diwar Bismillah..! Meri Sachi Mohabbat Se Tu Kar Inkar Bismillah..! Kaha Usne Meri Khatir Yeh Koh-E-Ghum Uthao Gy.?

Saal e nou ki duaa hai tmnaa k

Saal-e-Nou Ki Duaa Hai Tmnaa K Saal-E- Nou Tujh Ko Har Musarat Se Hum Kinaar Karey Khil Uthein Phool Tere Aangan Mein Tuu Agr

Reply must jawab dana zaror q1 wo

Reply must jawab dana zaror Q.1 Wo kon si masjid thi jo ALLAH ko bhi pasand nahi thi,aur ALLAH ne us ko jalany ka

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota gulshan

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota Bypass pr ishara na hota Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota Pace

Dil se rotay hain mohabbat ki aag

Dil Se Rotay Hain MohaBBat Ki Aag Mai Log .. Fatah Ho Jati Zindgi Agr Itne Aansu Ebadat Mai Baha Detay ..!!!

Phr ik sigret jala rha hoon

Phr Ik Sigret Jala Rha Hoon Phr Ik Teeli Bujha Rha Hoon Teri Nazr Me Ye Mashgla Hoon Main To Uska Wada Bhula Rha

Ay dost mri chahton par aitraz

Ay Dost Mri Chahton par Aitraz krna Rahy Sath Hmara bus Ye Dua krna Main don Sath Tumhara Zndgi k har Mor per Agr

Agr allah tumhari duaain poori kar raha

Agr ALLAH tumhari dua’ain poori kar raha hai to wo tumhara ‘yaqeen’ barha raha hai Agar dua’ain poori karne main dair kr raha hai

Eid melaad ul nabvi ka chand mubarik ho

Eid Melaad-Ul-Nabvi ka Chand Mubarik ho Kitaab-e-hasti kay sar-e-warq per, jo naam-e-Mohammad raqam na hota Wajood-e-hasti ubhar na sakti, wajood-e-loh-o-Qalam na hota Zameen na

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna, Aansu be na bahana, Mera Janaza b na uthaana

Shikasta dil hun magr muskura k milta

Shikasta dil hun Magr muskura k milta hun, Agr ye fun hai tu sikha hai ek azaab k bad.

Tohfa e meraj shab e meraj allah azzawajal

TOHFA-E-MERAJ Shab e Meraj ALLAH Azzawajal ne Apne Mehboob Nabi SalLalLaho Aalehi waALehi waSalam ko Apni Ummat k Liye 5 Namazo ka Tohfa Ata

tum bin to hum mar jayen

‘ TUM BIN TO HUM MAR JAYEN GE ‘ Ye Hansi Ishq Ki Yaad Ane Par Hum Har Pal Muskuraen Ge Judai K Ek

Matt p0ochiye kahan jaa k dil laga

Matt P0ochiye, Kahan Jaa K Dil Laga Liya Mene, Khud Par Heraan Hun, Yeh Kya Kiya Mene, L0g Apni M0habbat K, Afsaane Sunaate Phirtey

Is shehr ka har shakhs pareshan sa

Is shehr ka har shakhs pare’shan sa Q hy? har gali har rasta veeran sa Q hy? Kehty hn osy shehar k sab log

Agr namaz parhne k bhi pesay mila

Agr NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Pesay Mila Karty, To Aaj Hm sb 5 waqt k Namazi Hoty Yaqin Nhi Rha Ksi Bhi Musalman Ko

Shahzada saleem anarkali se hm aap

Shahzada Saleem, Anarkali se- Hm aap ki Lena Chahty Hain AnarKali: Jan-e-pnah Achanak itni Bari Cheez Mang Li Shahzda: Gustakh Agr itni Bari Hai

Chahat me agar judai na hoti

Chahat me agar judai na hoti Bulai janay ki kabi shikait na hoti Agr humsafar ho manzil tumari Badal dalo wo humsafar jo manzil

Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy? Z Za Zar Zaroor Kutta he kahengy, Lekin aap

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k

Yr aik favour chahiye thi kal se

Yr aik favour chahiye thi. kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka. Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k

Apki hansi pe dil qrban khushi jaan

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qrban Apki Khushi Pe JAAN Qurban Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGI Qurban Aur Agr APKA SMS ana Band Hua To Aane

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat

Pathan ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha‘Ur ja’ Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha: Tajarbe se sabit hua k agr

2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main

!!2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main puhnchy.. !!Namaz k bad 1 bola shukar hy bajamat namaz phrd li, !!2sra pathan bola: !!Han yar

Wo shakhs mujhe toot k rone nahin

Wo shakhs mujhe toot k rone nahin deta Khawabon me agr aye to sone nahin deta Khud us k marasim to zamanay se hain

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tk rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, Farishty tere chehre ki

agr che aap zindagi ki jung

*’* Agr Che aap Zindagi Ki Jung Men Jeet Nahi Paae To Kisi Aur Ki Haar Pr B Khush Na Hon…..

Wo pyar b karta hy aur izhar

WO PYAR B KARTA HY AUR IZHAR BE NAHI KARTA JO POCH LE KOI OSAY TO IQRAR BE NAHI KARTA WO AISA SADA DIL

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na aate tere mekhane me saqi ye to teri nazron ka jaam hai kambakht ahin aur nhi milta

Khule jo lab to dua de tum

Khule jo lab to DUA de tum ko, Har roz nai zindagi khuda de tum ko, Agr aik khushi ki arzoo karo tum, Khuda

muhbt is trah jese gulabi titlyn

*’* Muhbt Is Trah Jese Gulabi Titlyn K Par, *’* Muhbt Zindagani Ki Jabeen E Naz Ka Jhumar, *’* Muhbt Aarzo K Seep Ka

Supose agr aap ko moqa mily k

Supose agr aap ko moqa mily k ap muje khob maary peeten!!! To ap kis bat pe marenge or kis hathiyar se peetenge..? Rep

Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha

Ro Ro k us ny mujh sy kaha k mujhy tum sy nafrat hai.. Agr nafrat hi thi to phr wo itna roya q..?

Agr ap ko in me se meri

Agr ap ko in me se meri koi cheez lene ka moqa mile to ap kya lena pasand karen gy? My name My mobile

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy barh kr jo chah saky, Tu kahy agr k raat ho, Or wo chandni luta saky Tere ansuon

Benoor aankhon me koi khuwab to do

BeNoor Aankhon me koi khuwab to Do Meri Beqara Raaton ka kuch Hisab to Do Tum Khafa ho Mujhse Lekin Phir b Agr Ho

Logon se milty wqt itna mat jhuko

Logon se milty wqt itna mat jhuko k uthtay waqt sahara lena pary *Zuban ki hifazat dolat se ziada mushkil hy, *ksi k mu

Prophet muhammad s a w dunia mein agr 4

Prophet MUHAMMAD (S-A-W): ‘Dunia mein agr 4 cheezain tumhare pas hon to tumhay nuqsaan na hoga 1-Sachi Zuban 2-Amaanat Daari 3-Khush Ikhlaqi 4-Rizq e

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

i miss you ye

.+” I MISS YOU ”+. Ye msg sirf unko bhaijein… jnko ap 2011 mein khona nhi chahty!! *MujHe bhi bhaijein agr apko meri zrorat

Sheikh saadi agr zindagi ko hamesha

Sheikh Saadi: ‘Agr Zindagi ko hamesha Khushiyun k Sath Guzarna Chahtay ho t0 Ghamzada Logoon k Gham Suna kro Kabi Dukhi Nai Raho Gay…!

J part06 safreaakhirat mt 2haltun ma waq

‘J$$-Part.06’ ‘Safr’E’Aakhirat’ Møøt 2.Haltun ma Waqæ Høti h: 1.Na’gahani Møøt ‘Ye Wø Møøt h Jø Bagær Kisi Itlah K Waqæ høti h’ Æsi Møøt

I wanna kiss u boy u

I Wanna Kiss U ‘Boy: I Wanna Kiss U. Girl: Agr Pregnant Hogayi Tou? Boy: Kiss Se Pregnant? Girl: Actually Main 1 Bar Shuru

Al quran pss agr tum baaz na aaye

Al-QURAN: pss agr tum baaz na aaye sood se to Allah or ke Rasool Ki tarf se ase logon keliye Elan e jung hey.

Duniya me apna maqam kuch is tarha

Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is tarha se banao k Agr Mar jao to Log ye he bolain,, , , , Banda Milta nahi

Mujhy likhne ka shok hota me apna

Mujhy Likhne Ka Shok Hota Me Apna Khawab Likhta, Tery Chehry Ko Chand Tery Honton Ko Gulaab Likhta, Tery Pyar Main Bhool Kr Sari

meri chahat ki inteha dekhni hai

‘ Meri Chahat Ki Inteha Dekhni Hai To Mery DIL Se DiL Laga Kr Dekh *=Dost=* Agr Tery Dil Ne Dharakna Na CHOR Diya

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban se chaat lia jaye to Romal kharidne ki zarort khatam ho jati hai ZUBIDA AAPA K TOTKE 😉

Plz ans me 1 ap ko gussa zyada

Plz ans me……..? 1-ap ko gussa zyada kis bat py ata ha…..? Ans: 2-ap ki sb sy bri kmzori kia ha……? Ans: 3-ap serdi

Jab se hamari dosti hoi hy

Jab se Hamari Dosti Hoi hy . Mujhe Ehsaas Hua hy . k . Apki . Qeemat . Laakhon me hy . . Agr

bandishen puch na hm pr uski

*’* Bandishen Puch Na Hm Pr Uski , Lamha Bhar Ko Bhi Agr Khulta Hai, *’* Dil Ko Dega Wo Rafaqat Ki Tapish, Rakh

Sulaah k zamany mein mujh ko aisa

Sulaah k zamany meiN.. Mujh ko aisa lgta haI.. Wo agr bichar jayE.. Tou sirf itna dukh hogA.. Jitna ankh khulne pR.. Khwab toot

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

Kbi jo furst tmhe mily to rafaqton

Kbi Jo Furst Tmhe Mily To Rafaqton Pe Kitab Likhna, Bicharny Walon Ka, Milny Walon Ka Us Me Sara Hisab Likhna, Wo Jin K

Muj se nafrat karo ya muhabat

Muj Se NAFRAT Karo Ya MUHABAT Dono mare Haq Mein Behtar Hain Q k Agr ap NAFRAT Kro Gy Tu ma tumhare Dimag Mein

Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2,1 k bad ata hai Gabbr:

Dekho aaisha agr reh nhi pati to

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR

ye 9 love stars he ise

* * * * * * * * * Ye 9 love stars he ise 9 frnds ko bejo Ager me hu to muje

Koi ache se saza do mujhe ko

Koi Ache se SAZA do mujhe ko Chalo aisa karo BHULA do mujh ko Apne Dil main basi TASVEER mere Aisa karo JALA do

Mri ankhon pe mrta hai baton hansta

Mri ankhon pe mrta hai, Mri baton pe hansta hai/ Najany shaks hai kaisa, Mujhay khony se derta hai, Wo jb b baat kerta

Beautiful thoughts agr ghalat fehmiyan door

*~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~* ¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan door na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hen ¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib

Duniya main reh kr sapnon kho jao

Duniya main Reh kr sapnon main kho jao.. Ksi ko Apna bna Lo ya ksi k ho jao.. Agr kuch bhi na kr sko

Uter k dekho meri dosti ki gehraee

uter k dekho meri dosti ki gehraee mein, sochna mere bare mein rat ki tanhaee mein, agr ho jae meri dosti ka ahsas to,

Apney markaz se agr door nikal jao

Apney Markaz se agr door Nikal Jao gey, Khawb Ho Jao gey Afsanon mein dhal Jao gey, Dey Rahay Hain Jo tumhen AaJ Rafaqat

Parwardigar main gunhagar hoon khatakar lekin teray

Parwardigar! Main GunhaGar Hoon Khatakar Hoon Lekin Teray Karm ka Talabgar Hoon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon Mujhy Mangna nahi ata Tujhy to Dena

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina Bismillah Koi ik aadh gazl ba’nam-e-Khuda Bismillah Saqiya! Hm jo piyen ge to khuloos-e-dil se May pilani

Allah says keh dejiye k agr

Allah says: ‘Keh dejiye k agr Allah tum ko nuqsan pohnchana chahe ya faiyda pohnchane ka irada kre to kon he jo Uske samne

Bakra eid pecia wanted agr 1

BaKrA eid $pEcIa£ (Wanted) ‘Agr 1 baar me gosht bhej dun To dobara mangne mat ana’ (Bodyguard) ‘Mujh pr 1 ehsan krna k mujh

beautiful lines rishty khoon k

*’* BEAUTIFUL LINES *’* Rishty Khoon K Nahi Hoty, Rishty Ehsas K Hoty hain, Agr Ehsas Ho To Ajnabi B Apne, Agr Ehsas Na

Hazrat ali ra ka frman hy bura

Hazrat ALI R.A Ka Frman Hy:- ‘Bura Dost Aag Ki Manind Hy’ ‘Agr Jalta Hoga To Apko Jala Dega’ ‘Or Agr Bujha Hoga To

Hazar chehr0n me uski mshahibat mili mjhk0

Hazar chehr0n me uski mshahibat mili mjhk0.. Par dil ki zid hy,agr wo nai t0 us jesa b nai…

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to 1

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Muhabat agr sachi ho to khuda

Muhabat agr sachi ho to Muhabat khuda sy mila deti hay

Umar bhar siskte rhna bs ek shaks

Umar bhar siskte rhna bs ek shaks ki khatir, Isay agr ishq khte hain to wallah meri Toba..!

A cute love story a requst

A cute love story & a requst: Boy:Keya me tumhe pyra lgta hun? Grl: Nhi. Boy:Kya tum mere 7 rehna chahti ho? Grl: Nhi.

Agr badsha akbar 2010 may hota to

Agr Badsha Akbar 2010 may hota to woh Anarkali ko kiya sazza deta? Reply is must!!

Allah says keh dejiye k agr tum

Allah says: ‘Keh dejiye k agr Allah tum ko nuqsan pohnchana chahe ya faiyda pohnchane ke irada kre to kon he jo Uske samne

Tumhari mast nazar gar idhar na hoti

Tumhari Mast Nazar Gar Idhar Na Hoti… Nashe Main Choor Is Qadar Nahi Hoti… Tumhi Ko Dekhne Ki Dil Main Aarzuen Hain… Tumhare Aage

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

Ishq ali ka jam ko bra bar

Ishq *Ali* ka jam ko bra bar pya kro Mushkil pre to naam e *ALI* ka lya kro Janat me jana chahte ho agr

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy: Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN

Betha hon agr meh khanay main to mujh

Betha hon agr meh-khanay main to mujh ko sharabi na samjho ‘ …….Mohsin…….’ Her wo shaks jo masjid sy niklay namazi nai hota

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran

Phir na simte gi agr dosti bikhar

Phir na simte gi agr dosti bikhar jayegi Zindagi zulf nhi jo phir se sanwar jayegi Jo khushi de tumko tham lo hath uska

Meri duniya merey sapnay tumhi

meri duniya , merey sapnay…. tumhi to ho merey apnay…. agr youn chor jaoo gay ,,, merey dil ko tor jaoo gay TO soucho

Khush gwaar mood may agr aapki

‘Khush Gwaar Mood May Agr Aapki Lover Aapse Kahe K Aaj Aap Jo Chaaho Pa Lo ! To Aap Kya Demand Kro Ge? Reply

Parwrdigar men badkar hon khatakar hon

Parwrdigar.! Men Badkar Hon Khatakar Hon, Lekn Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hon, Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena

Najane kia hoga na mil sake agr

‘Najane kia hoga na mil sake agr tum ‘Saans to chale gi par zinda na hoge hum ‘Dil mai giley to hoge bahut ‘Magar

Aj white rose day hy agr

Aj WHITE ROSE DAY hy Agr apko mri dosti psnd hy to mjy ak mis cal den Ye msg sbko snd krn or dkhen

Agr dosti tmhri kamzori hai tu tum

‘Agr Dosti Tmhri Kamzori hai, Tu TUM Dunya K Sub Se TAQATWR Insan ho…’ Hazrat ALI (a.s) ‘HùB~è~A£ì à.$’ [‘H.S.G’]

dil sheeshe se nhi banta agar

:: Dil ‘SHEESHE’ se nhi banta agar bnta to tootne ki awaz ati :: DiL ‘PATHAR’ se nhi bnta agr bnta to girne ki

Hindu poetress says nisaar e murtaza hoonpanj e tan

Hindu Poetress says: Nisaar-e-Murtaza hoon,Panj e tan sy pyr krti hoon, Khizaan js pe na ayeos chaman sy pyr krti hoon, Aqeda mazhab e

Golden words agr tum kisi ko

(Golden Words) ‘Agr Tum kisi ko chaho or usay Hasil na kr sako to….. [‘ Fittay Moo ‘] ‘Bal-ky[ Durr Fittay Mu’ ] Lakh

Boy buss stop pe larki se

Boy buss stop pe larki se . Kya main apko apke ghar drop kr don agr apko koi problem na ho to? Girl .

Mana k sapne ka 1st word s

mana k sapne ka 1st word ‘S’ hota hy lekin agr ‘S’ ko nikal do to apne reh jate hy or agr ap jesy

Yaad rakhna agr dunya man sukon hota

Yaad Rakhna! Agr dunya man sukon hota to log ‘ALLAH’ ko bhol jate Sukon to srf un logon ke pas hy jo ‘ALLAH’ki raza

Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor

Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor do agr lot kr aya tau tumhara hai, aur agr nahi aaya tau kabhi tumhara tha hi

Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham

‘Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham tery bgair.,,’ ¿F A R A Z …¿…¿…¿…¿ ‘Agr tu dekh ly to kabi tanha na chory

Roye ga wo is qader meri lash

roye ga wo is qader meri lash se lipat kr faraz agr is bat ka pta hota to kb k mr gaye hote hum

Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!! Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss

Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai

Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

1 mashor writer kehta hai ke

1 Mashor writer kehta hai: . ke mairy walidain itny gharib thy ke agr me larka na hota to mery pas khelny k liy

muhbt is tarah jaisy gulabi titliyon

*’* Muhbt Is Tarah Jaisy Gulabi Titliyon K Par, *’* Muhbt Zindagani Ki Jabeen E Naz Ka Jhumar, *’* Muhbt Aarazo K Seep Ka

Koi lrka agr date pe moqa milne

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha

Intresting tell me agr hum apki

Intresting… Tell me..? Agr hum apki zindagi me ‘BEJAAN CHEEZ’ hotey To aap humain apne paas kis cheez k roop me rakhte….?? i m

Kya kr rhy ho bussy ktna

kya kr rhy ho? bussy ho? ktna bsy ho? Agr kaam ho to message kun nhi krty? Agr zyada ho to msg kyn par

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli

Potey ne dada ko sex ki goli la kr di or kaha: Dada g agr mza aye to suba mere takiye k neche 100rupy

Tumhare waste jitni duaaen soch rakhi hn

Tumhare Waste Jitni Duaaen Soch Rakhi Hn . Agr Likhna Unhe Chahoon . . Bari Hi Mukhtassr Mata-E-Zindgi Mehsoos Hoti Hai . So Do

Punjab yar humari miss kehti he k

Punjab¡: Yar Humari Miss kehti he k Bhains ka Dood peene se Dimagh Tez hota he. Pathan. Jhut bolti he, Agr aesa hota to

Ham yar hain tumhry dildar tumhary hum

ham yar hain tumhry dildar hain tumhary hum sa mila kar koi shikwa agar ho aur shikyat agr ho hum sa gila karo per

Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

agr mery bary main koi ap sy 3 baten pochy to kya batao gay? 1:———– 2:———– 3:———– jo dil main ho btao i will

Hum ne khud mai tmko peroya hai

.*Hum ne khud mai tmko peroya hai aik tasbi ki tarha MOHSIN… !!Agr hum tootay to bikhar tum bhi jao gay…

Agr girls sex se pehle anar aur

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