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Agr SMS Messages

Kya bat hy jis ka ghum b0ht

*Kya Bat Hy Jis Ka Ghum B0ht Ha, *Kuch Din0 se Ye Ankh Purnam B0ht Ha, *MiL Leta Hy GuftGu Ki Had Tk, itna

Ajeeb tha kabi tarap utha mri aah

“AJEEB THA” Kabi tarap utha mri aah se Kabi ashk se na pighal saka Sar-e-rah mila wo agr kabi To nazr chura k guzr

Q kya murday sunty hain faryaden pori

Q: Kya Murday Sun,ty Hain? Kya Murday Faryaden Pori Karte Hain? Ans: Nahi. Quran ‘Agr tum unhain pukaro to wo tumhari pukar sunty hi

Hazaron ki ginti mujy nai aati pr

‘Hazaron Ki Ginti Mujy Nai Aati, Pr Ek Dil Ka Khayal Ap se Keh Dun,, TAHIR. . K Pani ka hr Qatra Agr DUA

1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya

1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne puchais me khushi ki kia bat ha? Pathan: Agr

Wo pyar b karta hy aur izhar

WO PYAR B KARTA HY AUR IZHAR BE NAHI KARTA JO POCH LE KOI OSAY TO IQRAR BE NAHI KARTA WO AISA SADA DIL

Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton

‘Wafa ka poda shajar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Naseeb us ka samar hua to muhabton ka pata cha£ay ga Abh¡ to

xcs m agr abi sy

(‘,) /))Xcùsè Mè _/|_ Agr Abi Sòyè Ni Or Msg Prh Rhay HoTo ‘GòòD ÑiGhT’ Or Agr Aàp So Gye Ho Aur Msg Sùbàh

Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla

Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy

Kuch to kro khayal thehr jaao shayed

Kuch To Kro Khayal Thehr Jaao Shayed Wo A Jaay Kr Lo Thora iNtezar Shayed Wo A Jaay Khabar Na Mili Hogi UnKo Mere

Agr ap apny mobile par free m

””agr ap apny mobile par free m breaking news aur live cricket score dekhna chaty ho to sms m ye code type kar k

Agr dekhna ha qyamat ka manzr to

Agr Dekhna Ha Qyamat Ka Manzr To Chly Aao Hmari Mehfil Me Suna Ha Aj Wo Mehfil Me Be-naqaab Aa Rhy Hn.

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota gulshan

Gujranwala agr pyara na hota Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota Bypass pr ishara na hota Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota Pace

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

sonehri baat agr jannat me

‘ SONEHRI BAAT ‘ ‘Agr jannat me APNI MARZI KI zindagi Guzarna cahte hu’ ‘TO’ Duniya me ALLAH KI MARZI KI zindagi guzaro. ‘

Napolian said agr ap 100

Napolian Said : Agr ap 100 Kutoo ki aik Foj tayar krain or un ka Leader aik Sher Mukarar krain to Tamam Kuty Sher

Agr koi tmhra dil dukhey to naraz

Agr koi tmhra dil dukhey to naraz na hona Q k ye qudrat ka qanon hy K jis drakht p ziada meetha phal hota

Buht hi mudat k baad kal jab

Buht hi mudat k baad kal jab kitab-e-maazi ko meine khola buht se chehray nazr mei utray buht se namoon pe dil paseja aik

Plz ans me 1 ap ko gussa zyada

Plz ans me……..? 1-ap ko gussa zyada kis bat py ata ha…..? Ans: 2-ap ki sb sy bri kmzori kia ha……? Ans: 3-ap serdi

Kbi jo furst tmhe mily to rafaqton

Kbi Jo Furst Tmhe Mily To Rafaqton Pe Kitab Likhna, Bicharny Walon Ka, Milny Walon Ka Us Me Sara Hisab Likhna, Wo Jin K

Zakwat khudai friza h ameer e knat mula

‘ZAKWAT’ Khudai Friza h’ ¤AMEER-E-KÆNAT Møula Ali-as Farmaty hn.. ~Agr Løög Apny Mal Ki ZAKWAT Ada Krty tø Køi Muslman FAQIR Baqi Na Rahta..

Agr tmhari maa tmhare ghuse ki waja

AGr Tmhari MAA Tmhare Ghuse Ki WaJa Se Tm se Bat Krte Hue -DARTI- Hai To Phr Tm AFsoos Karo Q.K Tm ne Apne

Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho? Husband: Yad hy, Jub tumharay abu ne date pe

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kiya Head aya to sona ha h Tail aya to Film dkhnga Khara rha to Ganey sunuga

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa

Roshni ka daira mary har soo hota

Roshni ka daira mary har soo hota kash mari zindgi may jo tu hota maan apna har lamha tari yaad may betati mari muhabbat

Ae meri jaan e ghazal q teri chahat na

Ae meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Q Teri chahat na karun.. Sans Ruk jaye Agr Tujh se m0habbat na karun.. Tere h0nt0n pe tabasum ka ye halka

Agr apko rozon me bhok lgti ho

Agr apko Rozon me bhok lgti ho to Sehri me,Sirf. 1 spon Dahi,Aadh glas milk,1 pratha desi ghe wala,2 glas Lssi,2 zingr brgr,4 kbab,4

Wo konsa colour ha jo meri shadi

Wo konsa colour ha jo Meri SHADI ki pheli subha pe Mujpe SUIT kry ga? Ye sMs apne Doston ko send kro agr 4

Agr sirf ek din k liye

Agr SIRF Ek Din k Liye RELATION Change Ho Jaye to Ap Mujhe Apna Kya Bnana Chahoge.. . Rply is Must. . B free

Ay moaj e hawa tu hi batta wo

Ay moaj-e-Hawa Tu hi batta !! Wo dost Hamara kesa he? Jo bhool chuka hai hamain kab sey ! Wo jo jan se pyara

Dunia ko parkhnay ka hunar main nahi

Dunia Ko Parkhnay Ka Hunar Main Nahi Rakhta Saada Hun K Baton Me Makar Main Nahi Rakhta Rakhta Hun Faqat Apnay Hi Aibon Pe

Apni haseen ankhoon main chupa lo mujh

‘Apni haseen ankhoon main chupa lo mujh ko……muhabat agr krty ho tu churra lo mujh ko……… khony ka agr khoof ho tu meri JAAN……..tu

Agr zindgi mein mjh pr kbhi aisa

Agr zindgi mein mjh pr kbhi aisa wqt aye k mere pas kch b na ho to ap mjhe kia dena psand kroge, -DIL

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese

Hum Boht Sy Din Mnaty Hen Jese Love Day, Mother Day, Father Day. Chalen Aj Ik Unique Day Mnaty Hen. ‘Tilawat Day’ Krna Sirf

Reply must woh konsi cheez hy

REPLY MUST: ‘Woh konsi cheez hy jo mujh pe bilkul suit nhi krti? ‘snd it to ur frendz agr apko 3 replies same mile

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy

Koi dhoond aisa humsafr tujhy mujhsy barh kr jo chah saky, Tu kahy agr k raat ho, Or wo chandni luta saky Tere ansuon

Yaad aata hai humen londe bazi ka

Yaad aata hai humen Londe Bazi ka woh zamana Kabhi tumhari taange uthana to kabhi ghori banana Wo thook ki lazat wo tail ki

na puch kese guzarti hai zaindagi

*’* Na Puch Kese Guzarti Hai Zaindagi NASIR, *’* Bs Ek Jabr Hai Ye Akhtyar Agr Hai B

Hum to samjhe the k zakham hai

hum to samjhe the k zakham hai bhar jaiga, kiya khabar thi k rog dil main utar jaiga, theek likha tha mere hath ki

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na aate tere mekhane me saqi ye to teri nazron ka jaam hai kambakht kahin aur nhi milta

Har tarah k jazbat ka elan hain

Har Tarah K Jazbat Ka Elan Hain Ankhen. Shabnam Kabi Shola Kabi Tufaan Hain Ankhen. Ankhon Se Bari Koi Tarazu Nai Hoti. Tulta Hai

Betha hon agr meh khanay main to mujh

Betha hon agr meh-khanay main to mujh ko sharabi na samjho ‘ …….Mohsin…….’ Her wo shaks jo masjid sy niklay namazi nai hota

Udas tuje dkhne se pehle ye mri

Udas Tuje Dkhne Se Pehle Ye Mri Anken Na Rhe Khafa Ho Tu Mujse To Ye Sanse Na Rhe Agr Me Gham Do Tuje

Chief sms sgd 4 all boys

~ChieF sMs sGD~ ~4 All Boys & Girls %Zina Kaar Shakhs Faqt Fahesh Amal Hi Nai Krta Balke Dusron Ka Maqrooz ßan Jata Hy

Zameen k astanon say falak chand taron

Zameen k astanon say ,falak k chand taron tk Koi ehl-wafa dhondo agr hum be-wafa hain tu…..

Agr koi tum say bhalai ki

Agr koi tum say bhalai ki umeed rakhey to ose Mayoos mat kro Kyon k Logon ki zarorton ka tum se wabasta hona tum

A humble requestfr0m me 2 uagr mri

A humble RequestFr0m Me 2 U..Agr mri taraf se kbi apko koi taklif pohnchi ho to muje Muaf kr deyn.h0 skta hai k mai

Todays question agr apko jadu ka koi

Today’s question: Agr apko jadu ka koi 1 trick sikhny ka moka mila to ap konsa trick sikhein gy

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agr kar laita wo Faraz…. Usy muj say nahi khud say muhabat ho jati… !!!

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun. Is tarah kuta ap

Imam musa kazim as aza e hussain as

IMAM MUSA KAZIM A.S Aza-e-Hussain a.s. ALA TAREEN IBADAT Hy Or Es Ibadat Ki Koi HAD Nhi Jahan Tk Ho Saky MOLA HUSSAIN a.s

Pathans love letter mera pyara shabnam

Pathan’s Love Letter: . ‘Mera Pyara Shabnam Baji, Salam! . Baji aaj ham tumko apna dil ka baat batana chata hai . Khuda ka

Ek choti c baat jiski boht bhari

Ek Choti c Baat Jiski Boht Bhari Soch,,, agr achi lagy to amal krna Ap Daily Apne Mobile Ka Inbox Kholte Ho K ap

Agr larkiyan papitay bechti to larko ko

Agr larkiyan papitay bechti to larko ko bahut faida hota. Q k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti . . . . PAPPI TE

Buht hi mudat k baad kal jab

BUHT HI MUDAT K BAAD KAL JAB KITAB-E-MAAZI KO MEINE KHOLA BUHT SE CHEHRAY NAZR MEI UTRAY BUHT SE NAMOON PE DIL PASEJA AIK

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

Mosamegul mai agr shaakh se tooty hotay

Mosam’e’Gul mai agr Shaakh se Tooty hotay, Kuch Shagoofay b Us Shaakh se Phootay hotay. Dil barra Sakht tha hr Sang-o-Bala jhel gaya, Warna

Taraweeh k madni phool tarawih ki

/’TARAWEEH K MADNI PHOOL’ Tarawih ki Jamat Sunnt e Moakida AlaL Kifaya he. Agr Masjid k Sb Logon Ne Chore Di to Sb Ne

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk

Agr computer system punjabi mai hota to

Agr Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To…. Welcome = Jee aya nu. Ok= Ahoo Insert= pao Send=Sutto Download=Thally lao. Delete= Mitti pao. Search= Labo.

Agr koi shakhs allah ki rah na

agr koi shakhs ALLAH ki rah na ghr se nikly to ALLAH us k har qadam pe 1 saal ki eabadat ka sawab ata

Beautiful thoughts agr ghalat fehmiyan door

*~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~* ¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan door na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hen ¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib

Dil e naadan to muhobat ki sada deta hai

Dil-e-naadan to muhobat ki sada deta hai jise chaho wohi shakhs daga deta hai phir main kyun us se muhabat ki tawaqqo rakhon jo

Aayat ul kursi ki fazeelat jab ghar se

‘Aayat-Ul-Kursi ki Fazeelat’ ‘Jab ghar se Jate waqt parho to 70000 farishtey har traf se apki hifazat karen ge’ ‘Jb ghr me dakhil hote

Rahi agr zindgi to wafa kran gy

Rahi agr zindgi to wafa kran gy, Har rasam piyar ki ada karn gy, Kb tak sath chalo gy tm pata nhe, Hamri tarf

agr kisi ko kuch dena

* ‘* Agr kisi ko kuch dena h to usy acha waqt aur dua do, Q k ap her chez wapis ly skty ho

Agr milna nahi aasan to likh

Agr milna nahi aasan To Likh bhejay.. …… woh kaisa hay? Buhut din se ye dil be-chain rehta hai Tabiat bhi machalti hai Kabhi

Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon

Pas Aa Zara Dil Ki Baat Bataon Tujh Ko, Kesey dharakta hai dil awaaz sunaon tujh ko, Aa k tu dekh ley dil pe

Parwrdigar men badkar hon khatakar hon

Parwrdigar.! Men Badkar Hon Khatakar Hon, Lekn Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hon, Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena

Agr hota hai itifaq to youn q

Agr hota hai itifaq to youn Q nahi hota, Wo chaly us rah par jo mujh pay khatam ho..

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On “My Friend” 5 Times. . . Or Agr Government

Hum agr itfaq sy tum ko bhol

HUM AGR ITFAQ SY TUM KO BHOL JAIY TO KIA TAMASHA NA HO…… WAQAT KI CKUCH SAEETY UMAR LOT AIY TO KIA TAMASHA NA

Tri zulfe he k rat saye agr

tri zulfe he k rat k saye agr tu sar munda de subah ho jaye

waqt s kon kahe yar zara

*’* Waqt S Kon Kahe, Yar Zara Aahista, Gar Nhi Wisal To Ye Khwab E Rafaqt Hi Zara Der Rahe, Waqfa E Khwab K

Roz o shab yun na aziyet mein

Roz o shab yun na aziyet mein guzare hote, Chain aa jata agar khel k haare hote, khud se fursat hi muyassar nhi ayi

Wo poch le k tumhain ks baat

WO POCH LE K TUMHAIN KS BAAT KA GHUM HEY TO PHR KIS BAAT KA GHUM HEY AGR WO POCH LE TUM SE

Sheikh saadi agr zindagi ko hamesha

Sheikh Saadi: ‘Agr Zindagi ko hamesha Khushiyun k Sath Guzarna Chahtay ho t0 Ghamzada Logoon k Gham Suna kro Kabi Dukhi Nai Raho Gay…!

Mohbt ho gyi tm se kisi gahre

mohbt ho gyi tm se, kisi gahre smander ko mohbt ho gyi tm se, suna hai zindgi to pal do pal ka ak mela

apny bed se pyar karo ye tumhara

-Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai. -Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako. -Books pakiza hain is

Hadees pak agr tum aakhrat ki wo

HADEES-PAK’ Agr Tum Aakhrat ki Wo Mushkilaat Jantay jo Men Janta hun to Tum Ziyada Rotay or Kum Hanstay. (SAHI BUKHARI)

1 jan leva sawaal suppose ap

1 * *jan leva* *SawaaL* Suppose ap mere sath raat k 3 baje akele ghar me bina light k chatt ki sedhiyon par bethe

Namaz kb kaam ayegi fajr mrty

NAMAZ kb kaam ayegi? FAJR mrty wqt ZOHR kbr me ASAR munkir Nkir k swalat k wqt MAGHRIB hisab kitab k wqt ISHA pul

Shaheed e muhabat na kaafir ghaazi muhabat ki

Shaheed-E-Muhabat Na Kaafir Na Ghaazi Muhabat Ki Rasmain Na Turki Na Taazi WOh Kuch Or Shay Hai Muhabat Nahi Hai Sikhaati Hai JO Ghaznavi

Jb mily hajoomedoston se fursat ibtisam

jb mily hajoom_E_doston se fursat Ibtisam!!!! agr smjo munasib to hmain b yaad kr lena

Hazrat ali ra ka frman hy bura

Hazrat Ali R.A) Ka Frman Hy:- ‘Bura Dost Aag Ki Manind Hy’ ‘Agr Jalta Hoga To Apko Jala Dega’ ‘Or Agr Bujha Hoga To

Agr sirf ek din k liye

Agr SIRF Ek Din k Liye RELATION Change Ho Jaye to Ap Mujhe Apna Kya Bnana Chahoge.. . Rply is Must. . B free

Agr rat ko soty wqt 21 bar

Agr rat ko soty wqt 21 bar BiSMiLLAH ALrehman ALraHeeM prh lin to INSHA_ALLAH maal,o,asbab chori se mehf0z r achank ma0t se b hifazt.ho

Ya maanio20 br bv naraz ho to shohar

YA-MAANIO:20 br bv naraz ho to shohar or agr shohar naraz ho to bv sony se qabl bichhony pr beth kr prhy IN.SHA.ALLAH sulha

Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham

‘Kesy gozarti hai meri har ik sham tery bgair.,,’ ¿F A R A Z …¿…¿…¿…¿ ‘Agr tu dekh ly to kabi tanha na chory

Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

Jo Ho Gia Wo Ho Gia Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Ni Hona Hy Wo Ni Hoga Q K Jo Hona Hy

Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

agr mery bary main koi ap sy 3 baten pochy to kya batao gay? 1:———– 2:———– 3:———– jo dil main ho btao i will

Jo tum ko ho pasand wahi

Jo Tum ko Ho. Pasand wahi Baat. Kahe gy. ? Tum Din Ko Agr: Raat Kaho. Raat Kahe gy. ? Suraj ko agr chand.

Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

Jo Ho gaya wo Ho gaya Jo Hona Hoga wo Hoga or Jo Nahi Hona Hy wo Nahi Hoga Kyun k Jo Hona Hy

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

‘Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Meri muskurahat ka samaan faqat tm ho

Meri Muskurahat ka samaan faqat tm ho Ye hi baat jan lo meri phchan tm ho Kese khush rahun agr tm sath nahi ho

Dost ruthe to rab phir jag chute

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe phir ruthe to jag chute agr phir ruthe to dil tute or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe acha

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe boht acha lga ap ko b boht acha lgega MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull

Mn jn main apni raton ki

‘MÄÄN JÄNÄ’ Main Apni Raton ki Furston Mein Tujhay Manaon to MAAN JANA Agr kisi Din Main Apnay Aansu Jo Le K Aon To

Ghazal aaj hamdard mujhe yaad puraney aaye

‘GHAZAL’ Aaj Hamdard Mujhe Yaad Puraney Aaye, Phir Tassawur Mein wohi Guzrey Zamaney Aaye, Yaad Aai Wo Sar_e_Shaam Ki Mehfil Apni, Yaad Wo Raat

Chalo choro jane do in shikasta dil

Chalo, Choro, jane do in ,Shikasta, DIL ki ,Aahon, ko ,,..dost.. Agr ksi ko ,Ehsas,,hota to Hum,Bikharte,, hi kyu.

Plz fil it aap ki date

Plz Fil It *Aap ki date of birth? *Ur love? *Koi asa insan jo aap k hr raz se waqif he? *Agr veeran jaga

Meri m0ut meri mayat pr kafan

(Meri M0UT) Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dal0 Muje aAdat hai Muskurane ki/ Mere Janaze k0 na le ja0 UmeEd hai mere pyar k

Khuda ik bar use mera bna de

Khuda ik bar use mera bna de, Kitna Chahte hain use koi bata de, Bohat Naz he hmein apni Mohabat pr, Ho jae wo

Har tarah k jazbat ka elan hain

Har Tarah K Jazbat Ka Elan Hain Ankhen. Shabnam Kabi Shola Kabi Tufaan Hain Ankhen. Ankhon Se Bari Koi Tarazu Nai Hoti. Tulta Hai

Hm to saya tera ban jain agr

Hm to saya tera ban Jain agr tu chahay , Ya Kbi b na nazar aain agr tu chahay , Tu Jo chahay to

Agr koi shakhs kisi se shadeed

Agr Koi Shakhs Kisi Se Shadeed Mohabbat Kr Sakta hai, Tou Wo Hi Shakhs Usi INSAN Se Shadeed Nafrat Bhi Kar Sakta Hy…! Q…

meri dairy se 1 pageaap k

‘ ‘ Meri Dairy se 1 page’aap k liye ¤ ¤ ….. ….. Kabi kisi ko ye mat kaho k tum mujhe yad rakhna

Ghazal tmhry shehr ka musam bra

‘Ghazal’ Tmhry sheHr ka musam bra suhana lgy. Ma ik sham chura lon agr bura na lgy. Jo dobna hy to itne skon se

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina Bismillah Koi ik aadh gazl ba’nam-e-Khuda Bismillah Saqiya! Hm jo piyen ge to khuloos-e-dil se May pilani

Gunah krne se phle apni ungli aag

Gunah Krne Se Phle Apni Ungli Aag Pr Rkh Kr Dekho K Kya Jalan Brdasht Kr Sakti Hai? Agr Nhi To Socho Jahanum Ki

Kab tak raho ge aakhir yun door

Kab tak raho ge aakhir, Yun door door Ham se..? Milna parre ga aakhir, Ek din zaroor Ham se… Daman bachane wale, Ye be-Rukhi

Nigaheyar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Nigah_E_Yar K Pardon Me Hai Pinha Ada Kesi Sitam Kesa Karam Kesa Jafa Kesi Wafa Kesi. Ye Jo Tufan Smandr Hain Ye Sb Hsti

Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr

Agr nhe h qeema to samoso me

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,, ‘mgr ye btao k’ ‘Kisne kha tha k PEPSI 65 ki krdo …….!!—:))

Hadees pak jab kisi k ghar jao

HADEES PAK *(Jab Kisi k Ghar Jao to) 3 Martiba Ijazat Talab kro agr Ijazat mil Jaye to Thek Warna Wapis Lot Jao.* [Muslim,

Agr ghm na hote to ghazl kon

Agr ghm na hote to ghazl kon kehtaOs ki khushbu ko kanwal kon kehtaYe to karishma hai mohabat karne waln ka warna Pathar ki

Agr hum piza or paratha dono ko

Agr hum piza or paratha dono ko ak sath buiding k top floar sy zmen par phnkhay to kya zmen par pehly aye ga

Usay main dil rakh laita agr hota

Usay main dil main rakh laita agr hota mere bus main Usay sub daikhtay hain mujh se ye daikha nhi jata….!!!!

Agr tum apne rozgar main naqabil e

Agr tum apne Rozgar main ‘Naqabil e Yaqeen’ izaafa chahte ho to Kabhi bhi Dastarkhuwan pr rkhe Khaney me Aieb na nikalo or Shukr

Rb kr kbh tmhn khushyo k

Ràb ñà kàré kbh¿ tmhèn Khush¿yo k¡ kàm¿ hø Tmhàrè Qàdmø k n¿chè Phùlø k¿ zàm¿ hø Añsù ñà hø tmhàr¿ àñkhø mé kbh¿

Taj mehal dekh kr bola shahjahan ka

Taj mehal dekh kr bola SHAHJAHAN ka pota Apna b bank balance hota Agr Dada CHICHORA na hota

Aeinsan meri ibadt k liye farig ho

Aeinsan Meri ibadt k liye farig ho ja teri bhok khatm kr donga aur tera seena itmenan se bhar donga aur agr tune aisa

Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To Shoher Ko Chahye K ßv Ko Tang Na Kry

Agr hm apse hmsha k lye door

Agr hm apse hmsha k lye door ja rhy hn to ap k last words hmary lye kia honge. Choose any (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10) it is

Hospital me dil ki surgery unit k

Hospital me dil ki Surgery unit k bahar likha hua jumla: ‘Agr dil khol lete apna yaron k sath, To aj kholna na prta

aik badshah n apne wazeer ko

*’* Aik BADSHAH n Apne WAZEER ko 1 ANGUTHI di Aur kaha k is par aisa jumla likho jisko m agr khushi m dekhn

Usay kehna agar milna nahi asan

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