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agar-aap SMS Messages

Forward this message including me

Forward This Message Including Me, & Also 2 Ur Friends & Get Cool Reply.. ‘Agar Aap Ko Mere HATH Par Kuch Likhne Ka Chance

Agar aap raat mai meethi neend sona

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain . To Sonay Se Pehle 1 Kilo Chini Khaliya Karen . Bohot Meethi Neend Aegi

Agar aap mein talent hy salahiyat aitmad

Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy Salahiyat Hy Aitmad Hy Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo Aj Hi Join Karo ‘LUCKY

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Hazrat essa as apni walida ki wafat

Hazrat Essa (A.S) Apni Walida ki Wafat k baad Unki Qabr per gaye. Aap Apni Walida Hazrat e Bibi Mariam (A.S) se Mukhatib huwe

Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab hint say denah chatey hai there for you here.

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana

Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon ka oil massage kren. From: Saudia Tibbi Foundation. Black

Khamoosh raat k pehloo mein sitaray nahi

Khamoosh raat k pehloo mein sitaray nahi hotay In rukhi aankhon mein rangeen nazaray nahi hotay Hum bhi na kartay parwah Agar aap itnay

Amazing truth agar aap

Amazing Truth * * * * …* * * * * * * Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn

Mumkin hai chor doon ye muskurana agar

Mumkin Hai Chor Doon Ye Muskurana Agar Aap Ijazat De To Chor Doon Ye Duniya Magar Na Kehna Ki Yaadon Me Na Aana Mumkin

Agar aap bus train plane ya kahin

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga, Chain Ya

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..! agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

Agar aap chahtay hain k kamran akmal

Agar aap chahtay hain k Kamran Akmal ball foran catch karay to ICC se apeal kar k Cricket Ball py likhwa dain k .

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi pyar

zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi pyar sirf paas hone ka naam nahi agar aap dur rehkar bhi hume yaad rakhte he to isse

Agar aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay

‘Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to . . . . unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye

Salam agar aap ka sms package hai

SALAM Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.? .to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Zameen e haq per hasad se shighaf

Zameen e Haq Per Hasad Se Shighaf Mat Kijiye Amal Yeh Hukam e Khuda K Khilaf Mat Kijiye Ali (A.S) Ka Bughz Agar Aap

agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is

Krupya dhyan de agar aap dene wale

Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali

Agar aap se koi kehta i

Agar aap se koi koi kehta i love you. to tum kia jawab do ge k us ka dil nahi tote, reply must i

Yu dil se ko juda na kijiye

Yu dil se dil ko juda na kijiye, Zara soch samajh kar ye faisla kijiye, Agar aap jee sakte hai mere bin, To fir

Masjid m elan ho raha thaek bacha

Masjid m elan ho raha tha..Ek bacha jis ki umar 3 sal hy, subo sy gar nai aya, lal rang ki nikar pehny howy

Agar aap ke paas 8 chezen

Agar aap ke pAas 8 chezen hon tou aap un mei se muje kya do ge? 1.DIL 2.JAAN 3.PAISA 4.PYAAR 5.WAFAA 6.DHOKA 7.DOSTI 8.umar

Ya dua hammari maaon k liya hai

ya dua hammari maaon k liya hai plz sab aik bar Ameen kahain!aey Allah meri maa ko sehat or tandrusti atta farma or unhain

Agar aap k hont sardi ki waja

agar aap k hont sardi ki waja sai kharab honai lagai hai to un per zuban phernai sai theek ho saktai hai leken zuban

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi pyar

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi Pyar sirf paas hone ka naam nahi Agar aap dur reh kar bhi hume yaad rakhte he To

Agar aap k paas zara bi waqt

Agar Aap k paas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain Sawal ye hai k Wo Konsa Cartoon hai? Jo

Aslamoelikam ky hall hain bahi mein tehk

aslamoelikam ky hall hain bahi mein tehk hun mano belion ka ky hall ha ?bahbi ka ky hall ha ? me net pe behta

Agar aap ki aankh khubsurat hai

agar aap ki ‘AANKH’ khubsurat hai tò aap kò duniya achi lage gi, Lakin agar aap ki ‘ZUBAN’ khubsurat hai tò aap duniya kò

Mera naam hai younis kha main

Mera naam hai younis kha Main Pakistani team ka begairat captan Meri zindighi ek phatti kitaab Main nain apni zindaghi main buhat catch chore

Agar aap ko aik aisi pencil di

Agar aap ko aik aisi pencil di jaye jis se aap jo likho wo sach ho jaye… TO AAP MERE LIYE KYA LIKHO GY..???

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada

Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar aap b galiyoun main pherin gi to yehi haal

Agar aap apne room k har door

Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki rakh den tou Dengi machar pyali se khoon choos

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . . .. To Macharo k sone k baad soya karen

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna barha len… K naap ki bori milna mushkil hojaye…!!!

Raton ko so na paon itna to

Raton ko so na paon itna to zulm na kar… Dekh suba ho gae hai tje yad karty karty.. / Good Morning ” 65315,”Pakistan

Agar aap ki mere sath larai ho

Agar aap ki mere sath larai ho jaye to aap larai khatam karne k liye kiya karain ge Select one no. 1111 2212 3313

Mushrikeen e makkah b allah ko maanty thyfrmaya taala

Mushrikeen-e-Makkah B Allah Ko Maanty Thy…Frmaya Allah Ta’ala Ny: ‘Or Agar Aap (s.a.w) in (Mushrikon) Sy Puchain Enhain Kis Ny Peda Kia? To Ye

Shabebarat qareeb hainallah pak se apne gunaho

shabe_barat qareeb hain.allah pak se apne gunaho ki mafi mang lay.agar aap ka koi dost ap se naraz hain tu us ki narazgi dor

Zindagi humari itni roshan na hoti agar

Zindagi humari itni roshan na hoti Agar aap ye gulshan abaad na karte,,,,, Mana hum baat nahi karte hai.. Iska matlab ye nhi ki

Agar aap kisi ko dhoka deny me

Agar Aap kisi ko Dhoka Deny me kaamyab ho Jaen To Kbhi Ye Mat Sochen k Wo Bewaqoof ha. Sirf Ye Jaan Len k

Agar aap apni respect karwana chahte hain

Agar aap apni respect karwana chahte hain to doosron ki respect karo aur kisi to apnain se hakeer no smjho

Ek maa se kisi ne pucha k

ek maa se kisi ne pucha k ‘aap k qadmo talay jannat hoti hai jo k maa ki azmat ki nishani hai agar aap

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi..

I love u agar aap kisi

I Love U Agar Aap kisi ko kaho . To Aap ko jawab kya miley ga? . Select 1 number ! 15-? 25-? 35-?

I love u agar aap kisi ko

I Love U Agar Aap kisi ko kaho . . To Aap ko jawab kya miley ga? . . . Select 1 number !

Agar aap apnay mobile ka security code

Agar aap apnay mobile ka security code bhool gaaye hain tu visit www.unlockme.co.uk/master.php and get the master code of any mobile.

Bat to sach he magar hujom

‘BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

Teacher billi k itnay saray bachay kun

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se

1 agar aap kisi doctork paas nahi

1) Agar aap kisi doctork Paas nahi jana chahtay to sura FATIHA me har Bimari ki shifahy. 2) Agar apki Murad puri nahi hoti

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye… . . . . . . . . . . Ruk teri mummy