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Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha. Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha. Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet. Bad

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Mohabat hum bhi kar le ge

Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se he kar le ge kese say tum bhi kar

Jahan phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khilte

JahaN PhooloN Ko Khilna Tha WahiN Khilte To Acha Tha TumhiN Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha TumhiN Milte To Achaa Tha . Koi Aa

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai lagta, Tujy dekha hy jab sy dosra acha nai lagta, Tri ankhon mai jab sy mai ne

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

happy slow

/ ‘ / , / ‘ / , / ‘/ , / ,HaPpY , / , / , / / /slow slow/ / /

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he neend

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he.. Neend me khwab accha lagta he.. Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo, Hume to aapki kanjusi ka

Na umeedin kisi se rakhtey to acha

Na Umeedin Kisi se Rakhtey To Acha Hota Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota $abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney

Akele chord jaty hoye tum acha nahi

Akele chord jaty ho,ye tum acha nahi krty, Hmara dil jalaty ho,Ye tum acha nahi krty, Kaha b tha Muhabbat hy,Muhabbat hi isay rakho,

Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja

Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja rakha hai teray pyar main sab ko bhula rakha hai kuch acha nahin legta teri judai kay

Murgha to murghi i love you jaan

Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon. . Murghi: Haey Allah Sachi? . Murgha: Haan .

Bay shaq duniya 1 aisa ghar hay

Bay Shaq Duniya 1 Aisa Ghar hay jiska ka Anjam Barbadi Aur Fana Aur Iskay Rehnay walon k liye Jilawatni ki saza hay yah

Mein apni zindgi mein kisi shaks

Mein Apni Zindgi mein kisi ß Shaks ko NazarAndaz Nahi karta Qk Jo Acha Shakhs Hoga wo Mujhy Khushi Dega oR Jo Bura Shakhs

Tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay

Tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay , yeh tumharay haq mai behter hai bajaye is k tum bura karo aur zamana tum ko

Har taraf bas aks us ka dhoondna

Har Taraf Bas Aks Us Ka Dhoondna Acha Laga, Chahaton Ki Chandni Men Ghoomna Acha Laga, Do Ghari Ko Band Kar Ke Saray Andeshon

Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main

Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun Shohar: Acha Wo kaise? Biwi: Ab to Mujh se

Aao kabi milne ko bahana nahi acha

Aao kabi milne ko bahana nahi acha. Naazron mein raho meri zamana nahi acha . Mangon jo khushi se to dil-o-jaan luta dun .

Message of the day khush naseeb wo

Message of the Day.. Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hai.. Balke khush naseeb wo hai jo apne naseeb pe khush hai…

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki

Tumhey bhi sochna chay tha k unki chahat ko thukraya nahi kartey k un betey dino ko bhulna acha nahi hota k un say

Takhliqekainaat ki ye reet barri niraali hai

Takhliq_E_kainaat ki ye reet barri niraali hai ‘Wasi’, Jo ho na sake apna, acha b wohi lagta hai..,

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h jo zindagi ka chand lamhon mein zindagi bar ka sath da jay .if everybody like this he

Jahan phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khiltey

Jahan Phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khiltey to acha tha Tum he ko hum ne chaha tha tum he miltey to acha tha Koi

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Insan jb allah sy dua krta hy

Insan jb ALLAH sy dua krta hy to ALLAH pak 3 jumly frmta hy: 1=Sabr kro 2=Abi wqt ni aya 3=Mry ps is sy

Acha krty hain wo log jo muhabat

Acha krty hain wo log jo muhabat ka izhar ni krty ‘dost’ Khamoshi mein mar jaty hain magar kisi ko badnam ni krty…

Muj ko acha nahi lagta koi ham nam

muj ko acha nahi lagta koi ham-nam tera koi tuj sa ho to phir naam b tuj sa rakhay

Kahte hain ke agar koi aap

kahte hain ke:- Agar koi aap ko acha lagta hai to,, Acha woh nahi achey aap ho kyun ke aap us mein achai talash

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Neyat kitni b achi ho duniya tum

NEYAT Kitni B Achi Ho Duniya Tum ko Tmhary Dikhawy Se Janti Hai Or Dikhawa Kitna B Acha Ho ‘ALLAH’ Tum ko Tmhari NEYAT

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir tak bharosa kro Natija chahe jo b nikle Akhir ma ya to apko 1 sacha dost mile

Boy soot acha pehna hy girl

Boy Soot acha pehna hy Girl thanx Boy Make up b acha kiya hy Girl thanx Boy Mehndi b achi lgai hy Girl thanx

Mujhay na satao itna k main roth

Mujhay na satao itna k main roth taun tum se Muje acha nahe lagta apni sanson se juda hona

Us ne tora mera dil us se

…Us ne tora mera dil us se koi shikayat nahi… ,,, AmIR ,,, Ye Usi ki Amanat tha usay acha laga so tor diya…

Kafi arsa beet haya hai na

kafi arsa beet haya hai na jane abh wo kesa hoga waqt ki sari karvi batein chupkey chupkey sehta hoga ab b bheegi barsih

Akely dukh uthaty ho ye tum

Akely dukh uthaty ho Ye Tum acha nahi karty Hmara dil jlaty ho Ye Tum acha nahi karty kaha b tha Muhbt hy Muhabt

Le kar zanjiren hathon me kuch log

Le kar zanjiren hathon me, kuch log tumhari taak me hain ae ishq humari galiyon me na or phiro to acha hai..

Dil ko qabar bana k jatay tu

Dil Ko Qabar Bana k Jatay Tu Acha tha Armano ko Is main Dafna kar jatay tu acha tha Judai ki saza badi takleef

Mudat say akely thy hum aap

Mudat say akely thy Hum. Aap mily. Aap ka milna acha Laga. Smandar say be gehri lagi apki ‘ DOSTI ‘ Tairna to aata

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad

aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj

Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra

mujhay na satao itna k main

^. Mujhay na satao itna k main roth jaun tm se . Mujhay acha nahi lagta apni sanson se juda hona……. .-”-. /),,/) (

1 admi apny dost k gar gya

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla. Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par

2touching line bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha dukh to hoa kuhli fiza main mgr saans lyna acha laga

Mera har lafz teri baat sy acha

Mera har lafz teri har baat sy acha hoga .. Mera har din teri har raat sy acha hoga .. Agar yaqeen na aye

Nabi akram sallallaho taala alaihi wasallam ne

Nabi Akram Sallallaho Ta’ala Alaihi Wasallam ne Farmaya: Jisy ye khuwahish ho k Us k Rizq me kushadgi ki jaye Or Umer me Ziyadti

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Rota nahi jo gham mein hussain ibne

Rota Nahi Jo Gham Mein HUSSAIN Ibne ALI Ke, Wo Hans Ke Bhi Milta Hai Tou Acha Nahi Lagta… Jo Dushman-e-Haider Ka Zara Bhi

Jab wo gya to is tarha dhachka

Jab Wo Gya To Is Tarha Dhachka Laga Mujhe.. Kuch Bhi Na Is K Baad Phir Acha Laga Mujhe, Tere Haseen Khayalon Mein Yon

Aey rab k habib auo aey mere

Aey RAB k HABIB auo aey mere TABIB auo, Acha ye gunahon ka bimar nahin hota.

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

Shayari like this vo aaye ghar me

Shayari like this vo aaye ghar me ye na thee hamaaree qismat ishq ne Ghalib nikammaa kar diyaa dil ko beqaraaree hai Ek baat

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhien college mein

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhieN College mein kia pharhti hoN gi Likhti hoo.N gi khat kagaz per Mera Zikr hi karti hoo.N gi Dosto.N

Good night bethy thy apni masti

^good Night^ Bethy Thy Apni Masti Me K AchanaK Tarrap Uthy, ” Aa Kr Tery Khyal Ne Acha Nhi Kia…:-(

Meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b

meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b hai mohsin,,, tumhri yaad ati hai to ghar acha nhi lagta

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Tum apni zaat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Ghamon ney lout liya hamarey baad tumhain,

Mujhay acha nahi lagta tumharay hontoo

Mujhay acha nahi lagta Tumharay hontoo say kisi or ka zikar tumharay sath kisi or ka Wajood Tumhari Ankhon Main kisi or kai liya

1 shakhs aap saww ky pas aya

1 Shakhs Aap (S.A.W.W) ky pas aya or arz kiya. Main Aalim banna chahta hon Frmaya Taqwa ikhtiyar kro aalam bn jao gy. Arz

Mohabat krne walon ko inkar acha nhi

Mohabat Krne Walon Ko Inkar Acha Nhi Lagta Dunya Walon Ko Ye Iqrar Acha Nhi Lagta Jab Tak Larka Larki Bhag Na Jaen Muhalle

In sardiyon main romance acha nahi faraz

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ… . . . . . . Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar…!

Suno acha nahin lagta kare jab tazkara

Suno Acha Nahin Lagta Kare Jab Tazkara Koi Kare Jab Tabsara Koi Tumhari Zaat Ko Khoojay Tumhari Baat Ko Soochay …Mujhay Acha Nahin Lagta

Jism ki pooja ko muhabbat kehta hai

jism ki pooja ko muhabbat kehta hai aaj ka falsafi ‘iqbal’ yeh dor_e_hazir KI muhabbat hai,to main jahil acha..

Aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad

aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad aya acha guzra huwa khuch waqt buhat yad aya mari ankhon k har aik ashk per roone

Friend ship paper 1 meri tareef 1

Friend ship paper 1. meri tareef 1 line me? Ans= 2. koi 1 burai jo mj me ho? Ans= 3.wo colour jo mj pay

Nabisaw ki juma sunatain acha libasghusalkhsbumswaksurmadurud sharifsura

NABI(S.A.W) ki juma ki sunatain: acha libas,ghusal,khsbumswak,surmadurud sharif,sura kahaf Plz fwd,Q k 1 sunat zinda krna 100 shahido k sawab milta ha.

Suno mujhay yaad naa aaya karo

Suno! mujhay yaad naa aaya karo jub main apnay dostoun k darmiyaan baitha bol raha hota hoon kisi imtihaan ki tayyari main masroof nazar

Dost nahi dil ki dua hota hai

Dost Dost Nahi Dil Ki Dua Hota Hai, Mehsos Tab Hota Hai Jab Wo Juda Hota Hai, Bina Dost K Jena Saza Hota Hai,

Kitaab e ishq ko parh ker na samjho khud

Kitaab-e-Ishq ko parh ker na samjho khud ko tum aashiq, . . Yeh dil ka kaam dil waalon ko kernay do to acha hai.

Bohat see bay sabab baatain faqat tamheed

Bohat See Bay-Sabab Baatain Faqat TAMHEED Hoti Hain Jo Aksar Tum Say Kehta Hoon ‘ Sunaoo Or Kaisay Hoo’ ‘Sunoo Sardi Bohat Hai Na

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

Sunhairi batain kisi k ghr janae

Sunhairi Batain ‘..Kisi k Ghr janae se pehly Lite ki timing puch L0, Waqt ki pabndi Wapda waLa0n se sekho, 2012 mai pagl log

woh shakhs anjaan jo mera apna

‘ Woh shAkhS ‘ AnJaaN ‘jo meRa aPna bHi nAhi haI… Ho jaaYe kiSi aUr ka mUjhey acHa Nahi laGtaa……….

Khud parasti jo na insan ki fitrat

Khud parasti jo na insan ki fitrat hoti Saari duniya me mohabbat hi mohabbat hoti Such to ye hy jo mujhy jhoot ki aadat

Paisay tu usk pass bht thay magar

Paisay tu usk pass bht thay magar dil nae tha! Meray pass ik dil k siwa kch nae ta! Piyar say mangtay tu jaan

Dhema 2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai

Dhema-2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai, dukhte ji ko aur dukhana hmko acha lgta hai. din-2 bhar avara firna,ek hmari adt hai, rat

Mujhe ko moloom nahi achai ki tareef

Mujhe Ko Moloom Nahi Achai Ki TarEef GurIyA mEri NAzrOn MAi Acha wOh hAi Jo Tum sA Ho

Dua ay allah is se pehlay

~~’DUA’~~ Ay ALLAH is se pehlay K MAUT humen Ruswa karde ‘TU’humary Jism humari Rooh ko acha karde Yeh jo halat ha humari hum

Koi tum sy puchy kaun hun mai

koi tum sy puchy kaun hun mai? tum keh daina koi khas nahin ik dost hy kacha paka sa….. ek jhot hy adha scha

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

1 dosti karne se pehle surat ko

(1) Dosti Karne Se Pehle Surat Ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekho, (2) Acha DOST Wo Hai Jo Tumhen Khush Dekh K Khush Ho, (3)

Baithay thay apni masti main k achanak

BAITHAY THAY APNI MASTI MAIN K ACHANAK TARAP UTHAY AA KAR TERAY KHAYAL NAY ACHA NAHI KIYA .

Bhot acha khubsorat

bhot acha bhot khubsorat ;: : ;: ;; ; ;: ;:: ;: ;: ;::: : : : : :: : : : :: :

Moula imam ali as farmate hain

MOULA IMAM ALI (a.s) Farmate hain , Na umeed shakhs har acha moqa bhi gawa deta hy, aur Pur umeed shakhs har preshani main

Acha insaan wo hay jo ksi ka

”Acha insaan wo haY jo ksi ka dia hwa dukh to bhula dey.. Par ksi ki di hoi mohabbat kabhi na bhulae…!!

Yeh raaton ko jag kar shayri karna

Yeh raaton ko jag jag kar Shayri karna.. Lazim to nahi hai dunia main ashqi karna..! Kuch hawa rakhti hay andhiyon ka mizaaj.. Acha

Hamay bhi ab neend ki talab na

Hamay Bhi ab neend ki talab na rahi. Ab ratoon ko jagna acha lagta ha. mujay nahi malom woh meri Qismat ma ha ka

Ye b acha hua k usay paa

ye b acha hua k usay paa na saky frazzzzzzzzzz hmara ho kr agr bichrta to qayamat hoti,

Chahiye achon ko jitna ye agar chahen

chahiye achon ko jitna chahiye ye agar chahen to phir kya chahiye sohbat-e-rinda se wajib hai hazar ja-e-mai apne ko khencha chahiye chahne ko

Faraz sad story kal meri birthday

FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b

Batao kia likhain tum ko ke

Batao kia likhain tum ko ke lafzoon ka chunao bhi bara dushwaar hota hai jo tum ko jan likhtay hain wafain khoob rooti hain

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Us ke bin chup rehna ab acha

Us Ke Bin Chup Chup Rehna Ab Acha Lagta Hay ~: Khamoshi Se Ek Dard Ko Sehna Acha Lagta Hay ~: Jis Hasti Ki

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

Mujhay uski phudi key zoq e kamaal ki inteha

‘Mujhay uski Phudi key ‘Zoq-E-Kamaal’ ki inteha to nahe malom…, ‘Lekin jis Phudi mein ‘Mera Lun’ samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Acha khasa bethay gum ho jaata hon

ACHA KHASA BETHAY BETHAY GUM HO JAATA HON…. AB MAIN AKSER MAIN NAHE REHTA TUM HO JATA HOON…

Akhlaq ko kar buland athna k ghair

Akhlaq ko kar buland athna k ghair b yeh keh dain keh khud hay kitna acha in ka Rehbar kesa ho ga

Mukar jany ka qatil acha bahana hai

MUKAR JANY KA QATIL ACHA BAHANA HAI… PHIR PUCHTA HAI IS KO KIS NE MARA HAI…

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka

Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon? Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya koi, aap ki sanso per naam likh gaya koi, Chaloo wada hai aap se bhool jana humain,

Pyar love kia hai jb maa peshani

Pyar (love) kia hai? jb maa peshani choom k kehti hai ‘jitay raho beta’ jb baap har us waqat intazar karta haijb me ghar

Soch kar main ne chuni hai aakhri

soch kar main ne chuni hai aakhri aaraam gah main tha matti aur mujhay matti ka ghar acha laga manzilon ki baat choro kis

Woh boli saath bandh jane se acha

woh boli saath bandh jane se acha hai bichar jayen main us ki baat per dukh se hansa aur kuch nehi bola

Uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne

uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne shadi k pehle larki k sath zina karne ko jaiz karar diya tha jo k hamare islam

Chand ma dag hi sahiacha to nazar

chand ma dag hi sahi,acha to nazar ata hai tum sa mulakat hi sahi dil ko to chain ata hai

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke

Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr jb Wo Tmko thukra de to HUm Tmko wahin

Neki smjh kr send dain plz

Neki smjh kr send kr dain plz Paani Peene Ka sahi time, Jab paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr sakta hy, 1 glass subah

Hamari kashtiyan to beyaqeeni k bhanwar mein

Hamari Kashtiyan To Be’Yaqeeni K Bhanwar Mein Hain ,,,, ,,,,, Chalo Acha Kiya Hum Se Kinara Kar Liya Sab Ne…!!

Log jab pouchte hen k kon he

Log jab Pouchte hen k kon he jo Tare ye Halat kar gia ‘, Naseer , ‘ Men Muskra k Kehta hon uska Naam

Masla kashmir hal krnay ka acha moqa

MASLA KASHMIR HAL KRNAY KA ACHA MOQA HE FARAZ SHOIB SE KOHO INDIA JEHAZ MA KASHMIR MANG LE

Sardar was touching a lady in crowded

Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi kar rahe. Sardar: itni bheed mein iss se acha

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main aisa lagta hai bar$aaton ka bhiga mou$am paya$a lagta hai i$haq agar ho $acha pal main $holay

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Tumhe miltay to achaa tha jahaan

Tumhe Miltay To Achaa Tha Jahaan Phoolon Ko Khilna Tha, Waheen Khiltay To Achaa Tha Tumhe Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha, Tumhe Miltay To

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Hum raaz ko he rakhtay to acha

Hum raaz ko raaz he rakhtay to acha tha faraz…!! Yun he chahat ka bata kar unhain magroor kar diya…!!

Ufone kiss kar k telenor red

Ufone- Kiss kar k Telenor- Red rose de k or kahenge ab aesa nahi hoga Zong- nahi manayenge Warid- acha hwa naraz to he

Tabiyat theek nahi thi eik baba ko

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Eik BABA ko dikhaya. BABA ne kaha tum per CHURAIL ka saya hai,Kisi BHOOT ko msg karo theek ho jao

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka

Pyaray allah pak ye insan jo

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