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1 rupee ka sikka maine jeel

1 Rupee ka Sikka Maine 1 Rupee ka Sikka jeel me uchala or wish ki k Aik Acha Or Piyara Sa Dost Milay ,

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h jo zindagi ka chand lamhon mein zindagi bar ka sath da jay .if everybody like this he

Somewhere in india fatherbeta tumhara paper

Somewhere in india. Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai. Lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh

Kya kaha aey dil ishq ho

‘Kya Kaha ?? Aey Dil Ishq Ho Gaya Hay…????? Es Say To Acha Tha Mar Gaye Hotay…!!’

Shadi karne k bad or mobile

‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai ! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to es

Ye acha hai k hum achy nhi

Ye acha hai k HuM Achy nhi Hain… ‘faraaz’ kisi ki Aankh to nam nhi hogi Hamary ‘Marny’ k Baad.

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Tum apni zaat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Ghamon ney lout liya hamarey baad tumhain,

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

141lover 142rich hone ki 143 biuti ful

141:lover 142:Rich hone ki 143: biuti ful car. 144: love marig. 145:1 acha dost. 146:big house 147: shadi. 148:JOb 149:Children’, 150:Engagment.,

Aa nend tu bhi hum sa zid

AA NEND TU BHI HUM SA ZID CHORE DA TU ACHA HAI…. JIS KI KHATIR HUM JAGA KARTAY THAY WO AB HAMARA NAHI RAHA……

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Waqat acha zaroor ata hai par

**…Waqat acha zaroor ata Hai…** . . **…par kabhi waqat par nahi ata…** .

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas tha socha chat room me jata hun kisi b dost se baat hogi to mood acha ho

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . .

Mohabat karne walon ko inkaar acha nhe

Mohabat karne walon ko inkaar acha nhe lagta Duniya walo ko ye ikrar acha nhe lagta Jab tak larka larki bhaag Na jaen In

Wo nazar aaj bhi mujhe dhondti hogi

Wo nazar aaj bhi mujhe dhondti hogi !! wo hont aaj bhi khuch kahene ko betab honge !! Wo raaste aaj bhi mera intezaar

Mohsin khushi ki bheek main kis sy

Mohsin khushi ki bheek main kis kis sy mangta Acha hova k gham se tabehat behal gai!!!!!

Father to his son how was the

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki, * Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy! * Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch, *

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai lagta, Tujy dekha hy jab sy dosra acha nai lagta, Tri ankhon mai jab sy mai ne

agr kisi ko kuch dena

* ‘* Agr kisi ko kuch dena h to usy acha waqt aur dua do, Q k ap her chez wapis ly skty ho

Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil

sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay

Dil ki baat mein hi rah jaye

dil ki baat dil mein hi rah jaye toh acha hai. bahar aagayi toh afsaana ban jayegi. nazrain bhi toh dil ka ayena hoti

Ufone kiss kar k telenor red

Ufone- Kiss kar k Telenor- Red rose de k or kahenge ab aesa nahi hoga Zong- nahi manayenge Warid- acha hwa naraz to he

Kbhi nadan krti he heran mujhe

Kbhi Nadan Krti He Kbhi Heran Krti He MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD Boht Nuksan Krti He Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai Jaha Hon Ronaqin

Acha dost har insan ki zorort ha

acha dost har insan ki zorort ha lakin ya dondny sy nai milty… acha dost ALLAh ki taraf sy ik ANMOL TOFA ha… jo

Diya khud sey bujha dena hawa

Diya Khud Sey Bujha Dena Hawa Ko Aur Kiya Dena? Sitarey Nochney Walo! Falak Ko Aasra Dena Kabhi Is Taor sey Hansna K Dunya

Aey rab k habib auo aey mere

Aey RAB k HABIB auo aey mere TABIB auo, Acha ye gunahon ka bimar nahin hota.

Muj ko acha nahi lagta koi ham nam

muj ko acha nahi lagta koi ham-nam tera koi tuj sa ho to phir naam b tuj sa rakhay

Tumhara ashk barsana mujhe acha nahi lagta

Tumhara Ashk barsana mujhe Acha nahi lagta, Tumhara Yun Bikhar jana mujhe Acha nahi lagta, Tumhara Pyaar Mein Larna mujhe Acha Tu lagta hai

Aaj maine apna phir sauda kiya aur

Aaj Maine Apna phir Sauda kiya Aur phir main Door se Dekha kiya Zindagi bhar mere Kaam aaye Usool Ek Ek karke unhe Becha

Meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b

meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b hai mohsin,,, tumhri yaad ati hai to ghar acha nhi lagta

Wo kehta tha mujh ko to har

wo kehta tha mujh ko to har rang hi acha lagta hay mein kehti thi itnay rangon mein kho jao gay wo kehta tha

Nokiaap ki parsanality he bohat achi ha

nokiaap ki parsanality he bohat achi ha is liya lgap sach bolna ki waja sa culb ap ka acha acha sms karna ki waja

Wife ajee sunte ho aaj hamare munne

Wife: ajee sunte ho? aaj hamare Munne ne pehli bar Jumla bola Hasband: acha Kiya bola? Wife: Light waly .. Pentot

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

1 bacha bench pr betha k bad

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate

Na umeedin kisi se rakhtey to acha

Na Umeedin Kisi se Rakhtey To Acha Hota Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota $abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney

Plz ans me 1 ap ko gussa zyada

Plz ans me……..? 1-ap ko gussa zyada kis bat py ata ha…..? Ans: 2-ap ki sb sy bri kmzori kia ha……? Ans: 3-ap serdi

tanhaiyo me jina acha nhi lagta

. Tanhaiyo Me Jina Acha Nhi Lagta Bichar K Tum se Rehna Acha Nhi Lagta Ay Dost Dil Sirf Tum Ko Yaad Krta Hai

Tum se acha to gali ka azad

Tum se acha To Gali ka azad Kutta Hai . ‘mere dost’! . . . . . Kum Se Kum Larki Palat Palat K

Takhliqekainaat ki ye reet barri niraali hai

Takhliq_E_kainaat ki ye reet barri niraali hai ‘Wasi’, Jo ho na sake apna, acha b wohi lagta hai..,

Hum yar hain tumhare dildar tumhare

Hum yar hain tumhare , dildar hain tumhare, hum se mila karo… hum se mila karooooo… Acha tu ye tum ho? phir dor hi

1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Aur is shaks se bher ker baat

aur is shaks se bher ker baat ka acha kon ho sakta hai jo ALLAH ki taraf bulae aur Nek Amal karey aur kahe

Mohabat hum bhi kar le ge

Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se he kar le ge kese say tum bhi kar

Mujhy tery qafly may chalny ka koi

‘Mujhy tery qafly may chalny ka koi shouq nahi magr, Tery sath koi or chaly mujhy acha nahi lgta..’

Acha khasa bethay gum ho jaata hon

ACHA KHASA BETHAY BETHAY GUM HO JAATA HON…. AB MAIN AKSER MAIN NAHE REHTA TUM HO JATA HOON…

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se bohat

Sardar: Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai. Friend: Acha Wo Kaise? Sardar: Yar Kal Mein Ghar Gaya To Wo Bathtub Mai Bhi

Bethey thy hum khyal me k achanak

Bethey thy hum khyal me k Achanak tarap uthey, Aa kar tere khyal ne acha ni kia….

Yun dil na lagy drd uthy

YuN DiL Na LAgy Na Drd UthY, Mat ROz M¡Lo tO Acha Ha¡.. Na PYar BaRhy Na JHAgra hO, TuM DOor BsO tO Acha

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula b deta tha, Kar k wo muj se aksar wade bhula b deta tha, Bewafa tha boht

mujhay na satao itna k main

^. Mujhay na satao itna k main roth jaun tm se . Mujhay acha nahi lagta apni sanson se juda hona……. .-”-. /),,/) (

Mera to ranjishain sari mitane ka irada

Mera To Ranjishain Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha Gale Uss Shaks Ko Phir Se Lagane Ka Irada Tha Chalo Acha Hua Uss Ne Mujhe

4m ik ajanbi pyarlove kya hyjb maa

4m Ik Ajanbi Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.?Jb Maa Matha Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’Jb BAAP Her Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

Itni english mujhe b aati he i

Itni english mujhe b aati he, I will yaad u very ziyada, you b yaad me buhat much, u r very good friend of

Interesting game jo ap ko sub

INTERESTING GAME. Jo ap ko sub se zyada acha lgta he. Us k name ka last leter likh kr bhejen us ki feeling ap

Read this sms after 3 days

Read this SMS after 3 days – – – – – ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo

Thes r amazng statements d just to

Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na bananay do mujhe century’- Sachin Tendulkar :p ‘Meri chai

Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa

Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly. EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy

Extra kameena acha son papa apki

Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b deta tha. Kar k wo mujh se aksar wade bhula b deta tha. Be,wafa tha boht magr

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Lafzoon se aag laganaphool khilana mein janta

Lafzoon Se Aag Lagana,Phool Khilana Mein Janta Hoon Harfoon Se Mehal Banana, Shehar Sajana Mujhey Bhi Ata Hai Fikron Se Jazbey Chalkana, Raaz Batana

Pyari baatianikhlaq acha hona allah sy mohabbat

¤>Pyari BaatianIkhlaq acha hona ALLAH sy mohabbat ki daleel hai, >Dil ka sukoon chahty ho to hasad se door rho, >Musibat ki shikayat mt

Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna yoon

Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna, Yoon baat barrha ker kya kerna..? Tum mere thay tum mere ho, Duniya ko bata ker kya kerna..?

Ek choti c baat jiski boht bhari

Ek Choti c Baat Jiski Boht Bhari Soch,,, agr achi lagy to amal krna Ap Daily Apne Mobile Ka Inbox Kholte Ho K ap

maghrur hi sahi mujhe acha buht

*’* Maghrur Hi Sahi, Mujhe Acha Buht Laga, Wo Ajnabi To Tha Magr Apna Buht Laga, *’* Rutha Hwa Tha, Hns To Para Mujhe

Great says jinhe khwab dekhna acha

‘GREAT SAYS’ Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy, Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy. Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy, Unhe DIN chOta

Sms ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile

SMS ka zamana hy mohabbat bhi mobile hy Piyaar ke char lafz ko bhejne ke qayeel hy Acha hy jab bhi yaad aayi SMS

Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha dost smjh hoon and waisy app ny mashwra acha

Zarori nhi ho acha lage wo mil

zarori nhi ho acha lage wo mil jae faraz kuch log achy lagte hai sada dil mae rehne k liyepl8

Ek acha dost ek phool ki tarh

Ek acha dost ek phool ki tarh hota he Jise hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi sakte tor diya to murjha

Complete this sentence rashid hai to acha

Complete This Sentence… Rashid Hai To Acha Magar ….. ? Reply Must

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula b deta tha, Kar k wo muj se aksar wade bhula b deta tha, Bewafa tha boht

Bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her

bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her pehlu mien WASI acha ho ke muje kuch dair ke liye neend aa jae,

Pathan ka aita awaaz adal ker apnay

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.. ‘Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta’ Master Awaaz

O waqt bara acha c jado

O waqt Bara acha c Jado me nikka Bacha c Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c Nikkar,kachchy panda c hafty baad naanda c na waal shaal waanda

Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha

Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha, Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari……

Boy to girl tum gaana boaht

Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to

Gaye baras ki eid ka din bhi

gaye baras ki eid ka din bhi kia acha tha chand ko dekh kay uska chehra dekha tha dua kay be awaaz ,ulwohi lamhon

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Jis waqt nu kateya main kade ajj

Jis waqt nu kateya main kade, ajj mainu katt k tur gaya, jo apna samjheya main kade, ajj mainu chadd k tur gaya dooron

Paisay tu usk pass bht thay magar

Paisay tu usk pass bht thay magar dil nae tha! Meray pass ik dil k siwa kch nae ta! Piyar say mangtay tu jaan

Pyaray allah pak ye insan jo msg

*PYARAY *ALLAH* PAK,* *Ye* Insan* Jo* *Msg* parh* Raha* Hai*, *Ye *Bohat* Pyara* *Hai,* *Is Ki* Zindgi* *Khushiyon* Se* *Bhar* Dena,* *Is Ko* Bohat*

Os ke bina ab chup chap rehna

Os ke bina ab chup chap rehna acha lagta hai, Khamoshi sey dard ko sehna acha lagta hai, Jis hasti ki yaad mein Aanso

Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya

sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia karun? Pathan:ab koi acha sa larka dakh kar us

Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay or

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha? Papu:Score to Sardar ka

i love allah agar

;’; ;’; ;’; ;’; I Love ALLAH ‘-‘*-*’-‘*-*’-‘ agar acha laga tu Is msg ko dil khol kr snd kro.

Le kar zangeerain haton main kuch loog

LE KAR ZANGEERAIN HATON MAIN KUCH LOOG TUMHARI TAAK MAIN HAIN AYE ISHQ HAMARI GALIYON MAIN NA OR PHIRO TO ACHA HAI

Yah bhi acha hai sirf sunta hay

Yah Bhi Acha Hai Sirf Sunta Hay, DiL Agar Boltaa To Qayamat Hooti…!

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho un k liye 2011 me bohT acha din hy Date 9.2.11 is liye sub doston ko

Ham ko acha nai lagta koi hamnam

Ham ko acha nai lagta koi hamnam tera Koi tujh sa ho to phir name bhi tujh sa rakhe .

Aajaye kisi din tu aesa bhi nahain

Aajaye Kisi Din Tu Aesa Bhi Nahain Lagta Lekin Wo Tera Wada Jhota Bhi Nahain Lagta Milta Hay Sukoon Dil Ko Us Yaar Kay

Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

Jo Ho Gia Wo Ho Gia Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Ni Hona Hy Wo Ni Hoga Q K Jo Hona Hy

Pyari c baat koshish karo k zindgi

”Pyari c baat” Koshish karo k Zindgi ka Har Lamha Achey Sy Acha Guzaro, Q K,,, Zindgi Nahi Rehti par Achi Yadein Hamesha Zinda

Hum raaz ko he rakhtay to acha

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Mahfoox! Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

Hmari light to ab is tarha se

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FARAZ.. Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy… (-,-) Acha abbu me

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

‘Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

Hum raaz ko hi rakhte to acha

Hum Raaz ko Raaz Hi Rakhte To Acha Tha Mohsin Yun Chahat ka Bata k Ussay Magroor karDiya

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe acha

Aik boht piyara qissa jo mjhe boht acha lga ap ko b boht acha lgega MAA ne apne chote se Bache ko Ek Pull

Hansata tha mujh ku tu rula bhi

HANSATA THA MUJH KU TU RULA BHI DETA THA KAR KE WOH MUJH SE AKSAR WADDAY BHULA BHI DETA THA BEWAAFA THA BHUHAT MAGAR

Jab chote the tab bade hone ki

Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Badi Tamana Thi Magar Ab Pata Chala Ki Adhure Ehsas Or Tute Sapno Se Acha Adhura Homework

ek acha dost phool ki tarah

*’* Ek Acha Dost Ek Phool Ki Tarah Hota He, Jise Hm Chor B Nhi Sakte Or Tor B Nhi Sakte, Tor Dya To

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Diya khud se bujha dena hawa

Diya Khud Se Bujha Dena Hawa Ko Aur Kiya Dena? Sitarey Nochney Walo! Falak Ko Aasra Dena Kabhi Is Taur Se Hansna K Dunya

Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Jumma mubarik kamzor logon ki madad

JUMMA MUBARIK. Kamzor logon ki madad kia kro…. ALLAH ki khushi issi me hai…. Darood pak ka wird karo sb se acha amal hai.

Shair arz kiya hy zara tawajo chahiye

Shair Arz kiya hy (Zara tawajo chahiye) Khushyan milen tumhe qadam ba qadam khuda ki Qsam shair khatm:-) . . Acha chlo dosra shair

Jab wo gya to is tarha dhachka

Jab Wo Gya To Is Tarha Dhachka Laga Mujhe.. Kuch Bhi Na Is K Baad Phir Acha Laga Mujhe, Tere Haseen Khayalon Mein Yon

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Pyar love kia hai jb maa peshani

Pyar (love) kia hai? jb maa peshani choom k kehti hai ‘jitay raho beta’ jb baap har us waqat intazar karta haijb me ghar

Faqat itna guzarish thi mujhe kuch roshni

faqat itna Guzarish thi, mujhe kuch roshni dena.. tumhe kis ne kaha tha ye, jisey barish k pani mein, baha kar muskurate thay, mujhe

Hme tm se juda hona prre ga

Hme tm se juda hona prre ga, K tnha aj se sona prre ga, hnsi ne cheen li hr chez meri, mje lgta hy

Ghazal bin us k ab chup

‘@(Ghazal)@’ bin us k ab chup chup rehna acha lagta hai, khamosh reh kr is dard ko sehna acha lagta hai, jis ki yad

Khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha

khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen to hai tujhko bhi mere

Door reh kar bhi tujh se mohabbat

Door reh kar bhi tujh se mohabbat karna mujhe acha laga tu bata ,aakhir tujhe yeh waaqiaa kaisa laga? Itne faslay mein bhi hain

na jaanay kya masoomyat thi us

‘ Na Jaanay Kya Masoom¡yat Thi Us K Chehray Par ‘ ..MOHS¡N ‘ Us Ko Mananay Say Ziyada Us Ka Rooth Jaana Acha £aga.

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

Wo kehta hy btao be sabab kyun rooth

Wo Kehta Hy Btao Be-Sabab Kyun Rooth Jaty Ho.? Mn kehta hon! Zara Mujh Ko Manao, Acha Lagta Hy.. Wo Kehta Hy Mera Dil

Ly vai sajjna me

Ly vai sajjna.. .. . . . . . . Me ty lagga van soun, ty swery … . . . . . .

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Zindagi khali thi mere pas koi acha

Zindagi khali khali thi mere pas koi acha DOST nahi tha BUT phir ap aye mere ZINDAGI main MUJHY ehsaas Hua… Main AKEELA HE

Kisi ko b bhag kar shadi krni

kisi ko b bhag kar shadi krni ho to unkeliye 2011 me buhat acha din he date 9.2.11 is liye sab doston ko request

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

aik acha taluq barish ki

*. . .Aik Acha Taluq barish ki tarh nhi k barsny k bad khatm ho jae Balky hawa ki tarah hai k kbhi khamosh

Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar

Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar aadmi tere sath hongey chaar aadmi mere sath honey phool tujh per bhi hongey phool mujh per

Complete sentence1mera dil chahta he k

Complete sentence:1.mera dil chahta he k . . .2.muje gussa ata he jb . . .3.mohbt insan ko . . 4.kaam krne se .

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

Apni annaa ki prchaiyon se ik ibarat

Apni Annaa ki Prchaiyon se ik ibarat banti hai Jitny bury hum hain Yaaro, Utna acha koi Nahi…!!