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Deir lagi aane mein tm ko shukar

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko, shukar hai phir bhi aaye to.. aas ne Dil ka sath na chora, wase hm ghabraye to.. shafq,

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main aisa lagta hai bar$aaton ka bhiga mou$am paya$a lagta hai i$haq agar ho $acha pal main $holay

Insan jballahpak sy dua krta hy toallahpak

Insan jb’ALLAH’pak sy dua krta hy to’ALLAH’pak 3 jumly farmta hy 1=Sabr kro 2=Abi wqt ni aya 3=Mary pas is sy b Acha hy

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy to waqt acha guzarta hy… So meny socha k app ko Apne yad dila du:-)@

Lo aaj hum ne aap ko pahle

Lo Aaj hum ne Aap ko Pahle Yaah kiya,,, Is Khobsorat Subha ko Aap ke Naam Kiya,,, Acha Guzre ye Din Aap ka Dil

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says

Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa

Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly. EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy

Jab wo gya to is tarha dhachka

Jab Wo Gya To Is Tarha Dhachka Laga Mujhe.. Kuch Bhi Na Is K Baad Phir Acha Laga Mujhe, Tere Haseen Khayalon Mein Yon

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

When u study 5 to 6 hours

…*When u study 5 to 6 hours seriously… no body watches u… . . . . . . But if u pick up ur

Pathan hont choomne do larki nahin

Pathan: Hont choomne do. Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi. Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do. Larki: Doodh nikel jayega. Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny

Le gya wo sb kuch magr hosla

Le gya wo sb kuch magr hosla rhne dia, Yani meri zindgi ka silsila rehne dia, Ham gay thy us k pas us ko

Jheel achi kanwal acha hay k jaam

Jheel achi, kanwal acha hay k jaam acha hay? Zalim Teri aankhon k liey konsa nam acha hay?

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula bhi deta tha ,,,, Kar ke wo mujh se aksar waday bhula bhi deta tha ,,,,,, Bewafa

Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny

Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga or ye

Os ke bina ab chup chap rehna

Os ke bina ab chup chap rehna acha lagta hai, Khamoshi sey dard ko sehna acha lagta hai, Jis hasti ki yaad mein Aanso

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Hum raaz ko he rakhtay to acha

Hum raaz ko raaz he rakhtay to acha tha faraz…!! Yun he chahat ka bata kar unhain magroor kar diya…!!

Agar tum ek pencil ban karkisi ki

Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban karKisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho, Toh.. . Koshish Karo ki Ek Acha RubberBan kar Kisi Ke Gum

Khamoshi k hasar ko tur do tu

Khamoshi k hasar ko tur do tu acha lagy ga.Dil ki sab baatean b=C3=B6l do t= u acha lagy ga.Youn chup chup udas rahna

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

Aankh se lahu na bahaya kar

Aankh Se Lahu Na Bahaya Kar, Aay Dil Usay Kabhi To Bhool Jaya Kar, Dekhna Woh Ek Din Tujhe Chor Jaega, Na Tu Usay

Masla e kashmir hall kerne ka acha mouqa

Masla-e-kashmir Hall kerne ka Acha Mouqa Hai ‘Faraz’ . . . . . . Shoaib Se kaho India Se Jahez Main Kashmir Maang Ly…

Suno acha nahi lagta kay koi

Suno Acha Nahi Lagta Kay Koi Doosra Daikhay Tumhari Sharbati Aankhain Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkain Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfain Saharay Doosra Koi Mujhay Acha Nahi

Paishkash itne ache mausam mein

Paishkash. .* Itne Ache Mausam Mein, Roothna Nahin Acha, Haar Jeet Ki Baaten, Kal Pe Hum Uthaa Rakhen, Aaj Dosti Kar Len. . .*

Hum raaz ko he rakhtay to acha

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Faraz! Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

Teacher says agar apna character acha

Teacher says, . Agar apna character acha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko maa samjho . . . . . Student :

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai

Ksi sy baat krna bolna acha nai lagta, Tujy dekha hy jab sy dosra acha nai lagta, Tri ankhon mai jab sy mai ne

Koi tumse poche kon hun mai tum

Koi Tumse poche kon hun mai Tum keh dena koi khas nhi Ek dost hai kacha paka sa Ek juth hai adha sacha sa

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Acha khasa bathay gum ho jata hn

Acha khasa bathay bathay gum ho jata hn ab main aksar main nai retha tum ho jata hn

Dil ko jo shaks sacha lagta hai

Dil ko jo shaks sacha lagta hai Bus usi ko sms karna acha lagta hai Bohat mazboot hai ye dosti ka rishta Iss rishtey

Dushmen kitna bhe acha dost bun jae

DUSHMEN KITNA BHE ACHA DOST BUN JAE OSE KABHI BHE APNA RAAZ NA BTAO QK PANI KITNA BHE GRAM HO AAG BOJHA SKTA HY(HAZRAT

1 rupee ka sikka maine jeel

1 Rupee ka Sikka Maine 1 Rupee ka Sikka jeel me uchala or wish ki k Aik Acha Or Piyara Sa Dost Milay ,

Maghroor hi sahi mujhay wo acha bohot

‘Maghroor hi sahi, mujhay wo acha bohot laga.,’ ‘Wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bohot laga.,’ ‘Sehra mein jee raha tha jo dariya-dili k

Woh mujh say her baar nazrain chura

woh mujh say her baar nazrain chura laitay hain fraz main nay kaghaz pay bhi dekhy hain bana kar ankhain us ky. Jo tumain

4m ik ajanbi pyarlove kya hyjb maa

4m Ik Ajanbi Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.?Jb Maa Matha Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’Jb BAAP Her Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub

Ab khoaf nahee mje kisi raah guzar

Ab khoaf nahee mje kisi raah guzar se Main door nikl aaya hun pathar k nagar se Wo mujh se miley ga kisi bhi

Ay allah is say pehlay keh ye

Ay ALLAH Is Say Pehlay Keh Ye Dunya Mujhay Ruswa Kar Day Tu Meray Jism Meri Roh Ko Acha Kar Day Ye Halaat Apni

Bossek acha sa shesha lao jisme mujhe

Boss:Ek acha sa SHESHA lao jisme mujhe mera moun dikhayi de, . . . . . . . Pathan:Boss nhi mila mai sb dukan

Girl bas b karo boy kuch

Girl bas b karo. Boy kuch nahi hota Girl kisi ne dekh liya to Boy kuch nahi hoga bas tm helo mt, sedhi raho

Zindgi me na rehti judai to yaad

Zindgi Me Na Rehti Judai, To Yaad Na Karta Her Kisi Ko Koi, Per Acha Kiya Khuda Ne Banai Judai, Q k Judai Se

happy slow

/ ‘ / , / ‘ / , / ‘/ , / ,HaPpY , / , / , / / /slow slow/ / /

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me

Dukh to nhi k tanha musafat me mar gia Acha hua mn teri rafaqt me mar gia Hakim khud apne ahd e hakumat me

Tere baraat hogi mera janaza hoga chaar

Tere Baraat Hogi Mera Janaza Hoga chaar Admmi Teray Sath Hongay Char Admmi Meray Sath Hongay Phool Tuj Per Be Hongay, Phool Muj Per

Nadaan larki aik thehri hui jheel ke

Nadaan Larki—- Aik thehri hui jheel ke terha !! jiss meen koi na koi pather pheenk ker uss ka sakoon barbaad ker deta hai

Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap

Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi kal to pakae thay Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna

Dua hia ke aap humesha khush rahain

Dua hia ke Aap Humesha khush rahain Aur Allah tala aap ki tammam jayaiz duwayain aur khuwahsishaaat zaroor qabool kerain Aur specialy Aapki birthday

Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye

Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V kaka

Jo asani se mila wo hai gham

Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham) Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost) Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar) Jo

Meri awagi main kuch qasoor tera bi

meri awagi main kuch qasoor tera bi hy teri yad ati hy ghar acha nehain lagta

Meri awargi mein us ka bhi bht

~Meri awargi mein us ka Bhi bht Dakhal hai mohsin,Jab woh Yad Ata Hai To Ghar Acha Nahi Lagta….

Hazaaron phool aise thay agar khilte to

Hazaaron Phool Aise Thay, Agar Khilte To Acha Tha, Tumhi Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha Tumhi Milte To Acha Tha, Hmain To Dukh Hi

What is love jub maa matha

what is love ? jub maa matha choom k kehti hai ‘jity raho beta’. jub baap har us waqt intezar krta hai jub jub

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Hazrat ali ra sab se bari

Hazrat ALI (R.A) Sab Se Bari Bahaduri ‘SABR’ hai. Sab Se Barri bala ‘NA UUMIDI’ hai. Sab Se Bari Tafrih ‘MASRUFIYAT’ hai. Sab Se

Chahat me agar judai na hoti

Chahat me agar judai na hoti Bulai janay ki kabi shikait na hoti Agr humsafar ho manzil tumari Badal dalo wo humsafar jo manzil

Faqat itna guzarish thi mujhe kuch roshni

faqat itna Guzarish thi, mujhe kuch roshni dena.. tumhe kis ne kaha tha ye, jisey barish k pani mein, baha kar muskurate thay, mujhe

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Acha insaan wo hay jo ksi ka

”Acha insaan wo haY jo ksi ka dia hwa dukh to bhula dey.. Par ksi ki di hoi mohabbat kabhi na bhulae…!!

Hans na itna b fakeeron ke akelaypan

Hans Na Itna B Fakeeron Ke Akelay_Pan Par Ja Khuda Meri Tarah Tujh Ko B Tanha Rakhy Dil B Pagal Hai K Us Shakhs

Ghareeb woh jiska koi acha dost nahi

ghareeb woh jiska koi acha dost nahi ha i have need good friend for mobile sms chat

141lover 142rich hone ki 143 biuti ful

141:lover 142:Rich hone ki 143: biuti ful car. 144: love marig. 145:1 acha dost. 146:big house 147: shadi. 148:JOb 149:Children’, 150:Engagment.,

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

1 acha dost ek phool ki

*’* 1 Acha dost ek phool ki tarah hota he. Jise hum chor bhi nhi sakte or tor bhi nhi skte. Tor dya to

Diya khud se bhuja dena hawa ko

Diya Khud se Bhuja Dena Hawa ko aur kya Dena Kabhi is tor se Hansna K duniya ko Rula Dena Kabhi is Rung mein

Mein apni zindgi mein kisi shaks

Mein Apni Zindgi mein kisi ß Shaks ko NazarAndaz Nahi karta Qk Jo Acha Shakhs Hoga wo Mujhy Khushi Dega oR Jo Bura Shakhs

Mujhe tere kaffiley mein chalney ka shoq

Mujhe Tere Kaffiley Mein Chalney Ka Shoq Nahi Magar Tere Sath Koi Aur Challey Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta

Rep must plz put ur frnds

Rep must plz put ur frnds name in each questn. 1.wo k0nsa d0st hai jis k 7 apko har situati0n main maza ata hai?_____

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha dost smjh hoon and waisy app ny mashwra acha

Pakistani to american tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney

Jab kisi ki birthday hoti hy tu

Jab kisi ki birthday hoti hy tu har koi usy gift deta hy Agar ap HAMARAY PIYARAY AQQA (S.A.W.W) ko koi gift dena chahty

Muhabbat bhi ajeeb khel hai khelon me

‘Muhabbat bhi ajeeb khel hai khelon me se…….! ‘Jo acha khelta hai wohi Baazi haar jata hai.

Magroor hi sahi mjhe acha bht laga

Magroor hi sahi mjhe acha bht laga Wo ajnbi tha magar apna bht laga Rutha hua tha hans to dya mujh ko dekh kr

Khamosh raaho mein tera saath chahiye tanha

Khamosh raaho mein tera saath chahiye, Tanha hai mera hath,tera haath chahiye, Mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen too hai, Tujhko bhi mere lafz,

Teacher agar apna character acha karna hai

TEACHER: agar apna character acha karna hai to apni har teacher ko maa samjho. STUDENT: par Miss is se hamare abbu ka character kharab

Hum dono mil bethein gy tu raat

Hum Dono Mil Bethein Gy Tu Raat Guzar Hi Jaye Gi Tanhai Ka Mujh Sy Ye Kehna Boht Acha Laga……! Good Night..

Ek sentence jise ulta padho ya sidha

Ek sentence jise ulta padho ya sidha acha lagta hai . . . .. . . . . . ‘HAI ZINDAGI TO DOST HAI’

Teri sabhi baatien baar yaad karna acha

Teri sabhi baatien baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hae , Tumhein khud mein mehsoos krna acha lagta hae , Dua ha bus yehe

SMS #46686

——n—— –$ $ ! //- ——!——- kuch samajh aya? nahi? Samjh b kese aay ga? School gaey hoty to pta hota Acha mobile ulta

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay to badlay Darya say koi pyasa nikalta hay to niklay Palkain hen kisi khawab k anmbar say

Neki smjh kr send dain plz

Neki smjh kr send kr dain plz Paani Peene Ka sahi time, Jab paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr sakta hy, 1 glass subah

Plz ans me 1 ap ko gussa zyada

Plz ans me……..? 1-ap ko gussa zyada kis bat py ata ha…..? Ans: 2-ap ki sb sy bri kmzori kia ha……? Ans: 3-ap serdi

Guftgoo achi lagi zook e nazar

guftgoo achi lagi zook e nazar acha laga mudtoon k baad koi hamsfar acha laga manziloon ki baat choro kis ne paai manzilain eik

Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar

Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar aadmi tere sath hongey chaar aadmi mere sath honey phool tujh per bhi hongey phool mujh per

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

Nabisaw ki juma sunatain acha libasghusalkhsbumswaksurmadurud sharifsura

NABI(S.A.W) ki juma ki sunatain: acha libas,ghusal,khsbumswak,surmadurud sharif,sura kahaf Plz fwd,Q k 1 sunat zinda krna 100 shahido k sawab milta ha.

Bay shaq duniya 1 aisa ghar hay

Bay Shaq Duniya 1 Aisa Ghar hay jiska ka Anjam Barbadi Aur Fana Aur Iskay Rehnay walon k liye Jilawatni ki saza hay yah

Nahin masroof main itna k ghar ka

Nahin Masroof Main Itna K Ghar Ka Rasta Bhulun ‘Aslam’ Koi Jab Muntazir Na Ho To Ghar Acha Nai Lagta.

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

Mai dil se baatain karta tha

Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta Tha, Woh Meri Sunta Rehta Tha, Hum Dono Apni

Phool ki wadiyon me ho basera aap

phool ki wadiyon me ho basera aap ka sitaro k aangan me ho savera aap ka dua hai humari aap k liye … hum

ghazal aoo kabhi milne ko bahana

( Ghazal) Aoo kabhi milne ko Bahana nahi acha, Nazron mein raho meri , zamana nahi acha. Mango jo khushi se to diL-0-jan Luta

Dosti hamesha matlab k bagair rakni

DOSTI Hamesha matlab k bagair rakni chahiaye BEWAFAI Karne se pehele aik bar sochna chahiaye PYAAR Itna karo k koi apka pyaar buhool na

Meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b

meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b hai mohsin,,, tumhri yaad ati hai to ghar acha nhi lagta

In sardiyon main romance acha nahi faraz

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ… . . . . . . Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar…!

Diya khud sey bujha dena hawa

Diya Khud Sey Bujha Dena Hawa Ko Aur Kiya Dena? Sitarey Nochney Walo! Falak Ko Aasra Dena Kabhi Is Taor sey Hansna K Dunya

Tumhe miltay to achaa tha jahaan

Tumhe Miltay To Achaa Tha Jahaan Phoolon Ko Khilna Tha, Waheen Khiltay To Achaa Tha Tumhe Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha, Tumhe Miltay To

Common dialogue after exams wedding night

common dialogue after exams & wedding night: kaisa hua? acha hua, per thora lamba tha, thora choot gya, zara jaldi ho gya, aata tha

Agar koi acha lagy to us se

Agar koi acha lagy to us se kam mila karo Agar koi ziyada acha lagy to usy sirf dekha karo Agar koi dil mein

Boy 2 girl soot bhot acha pehne

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha Girl: Thnx Boy: Lipstick b achi hai Girl: Thnx Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai Girl:Thnx

Bus woh shaks acha laga ussey saaf

Bus Woh ShakS Acha LaGa Ussey Saaf Keh Dala HuMNe ‘FARAZ’!Dil Ki Baat Hai HuMSe MunafQaT Na Ho Saki.!

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen

aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen jise aisa kahan se laun k tujhsa kahen jise hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein guldasta-e-nigah

Akhlaq ko kar buland athna k ghair

Akhlaq ko kar buland athna k ghair b yeh keh dain keh khud hay kitna acha in ka Rehbar kesa ho ga

Dil ko yun jalana acha nahi

Dil Ko Yun Jalana Acha Nahi Hota, Ksi Ko Is Tarh Stana Acha Nahi Hota, Ban Jaye Jab Koi Dil Ki Zrurat, To Phir

Meri aawargi mein kuch qasoor tera bhi

Meri aawargi mein kuch Qasoor tera bhi hai Mohsin ! Tumhari yaad aati hay to ghar acha nahin lagta….

Kid auntie mummi ne cheeni mangi haiauntie

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai, Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne? Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de

Hazrat ali ra tum acha karo

Hazrat Ali R.A. Tum acha karo aur zamana tum ko bura samjhy, yeh tumharay haq main behtar hai, bajaye is k k tum bura

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya koi, aap ki sanso per naam likh gaya koi, Chaloo wada hai aap se bhool jana humain,

Jism ki pooja ko muhabbat kehta hai

jism ki pooja ko muhabbat kehta hai aaj ka falsafi ‘iqbal’ yeh dor_e_hazir KI muhabbat hai,to main jahil acha..

Bethay thay apni masti me k achanak

bethay thay apni masti me k achanak tarap uthay aa kar tere khayal ne acha nahe kiya

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h jo zindagi ka chand lamhon mein zindagi bar ka sath da jay .if everybody like this he

Somewhere in india fatherbeta tumhara paper

Somewhere in india. Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai. Lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh

Kya kaha aey dil ishq ho

‘Kya Kaha ?? Aey Dil Ishq Ho Gaya Hay…????? Es Say To Acha Tha Mar Gaye Hotay…!!’

Shadi karne k bad or mobile

‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai ! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to es

Ye acha hai k hum achy nhi

Ye acha hai k HuM Achy nhi Hain… ‘faraaz’ kisi ki Aankh to nam nhi hogi Hamary ‘Marny’ k Baad.

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Tum apni zaat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Ghamon ney lout liya hamarey baad tumhain,

Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull

Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar

Aa nend tu bhi hum sa zid

AA NEND TU BHI HUM SA ZID CHORE DA TU ACHA HAI…. JIS KI KHATIR HUM JAGA KARTAY THAY WO AB HAMARA NAHI RAHA……

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Waqat acha zaroor ata hai par

**…Waqat acha zaroor ata Hai…** . . **…par kabhi waqat par nahi ata…** .

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas tha socha chat room me jata hun kisi b dost se baat hogi to mood acha ho

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . .

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