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Dushmen kitna bhe acha dost bun jae

DUSHMEN KITNA BHE ACHA DOST BUN JAE OSE KABHI BHE APNA RAAZ NA BTAO QK PANI KITNA BHE GRAM HO AAG BOJHA SKTA HY(HAZRAT

Ek choti c baat jiski boht bhari

Ek Choti c Baat Jiski Boht Bhari Soch,,, agr achi lagy to amal krna Ap Daily Apne Mobile Ka Inbox Kholte Ho K ap

Udas karna hona na door rehna

Udas Karna Udas Hona Na Door Rehna! Na Paas Hona, Wo aahaton Ka sunai Dena, Or Mujh Ko Tera Qayas Hona, Acha Lagta Hai

Le kar zanjiren hathon me kuch log

Le kar zanjiren hathon me, kuch log tumhari taak me hain ae ishq humari galiyon me na or phiro to acha hai..

Zardari tumhain tairnaswiming ata hy pathan nhi

Zardari: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Zardari: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy? Zardari: Yes Pathan: Tum main

Hi pakeza g ap ko dost chai

hi pakeza g ap ko dost chai ya time pas khilona har insan apni mind hota hai ya kia taria hai dost banane ka

Mat kar0oo neki nai ker sakte

‘MaT kar0oo’ *Neki nai ker sakte 2 Ghuna b na karo. *Achai nai ker sakte 2 Burai b na karo. *Such nai bo0oo£ sakte

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri wafaon ka sila deta koi jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna deta bhi to bahla kya deta

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga rootha hua tha hans to pada mujh ko dekhkar

Muhabbat bhi ajeeb khel hai khelon me

‘Muhabbat bhi ajeeb khel hai khelon me se…….! ‘Jo acha khelta hai wohi Baazi haar jata hai.

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

Sha wali allah farmate hein k jub

Sha wali Allah farmate hein k jub ruku krne ka irada kre to rafa ydin kre aur jub ruku se sar uthae us wkt

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un

Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un k liye 2011 m bht acha Muhrat hai 9.2.11, Is date se faida uthaein or 9-2-11 ko

Aatish e ishq se sene ko jalaya kion tha

Aatish-e-Ishq se sene ko jalaya kion tha tum ne ye rog jawani main lagaya kion tha kion liye phirte ho ab dunya main purnam

Kisi ne mujh se pucha chahat kya

Kisi ne mujh se pucha. chahat kya hai? Maine kaha ,*’1 nemat’*, ,*’1 Dua’*, ,*’1 izat’*, ,*’1 hifzat’*, ,*’1 rishta’*, ,*’1 bharosa’*, ,*’1 taqat’*,

Hum yar hain tumhare dildar tumhare

Hum yar hain tumhare , dildar hain tumhare, hum se mila karo… hum se mila karooooo… Acha tu ye tum ho? phir dor hi

Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na day & 5=Humesha Dil k pas rahy

Wakt acha ho ya bura guzar jata

Wakt acha ho ya bura guzar jata hy Rukta nae. kabi bhi sabr ka daman na chorna (Geo Or Jeny Du)

Bay shaq duniya 1 aisa ghar hay

Bay Shaq Duniya 1 Aisa Ghar hay jiska ka Anjam Barbadi Aur Fana Aur Iskay Rehnay walon k liye Jilawatni ki saza hay yah

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

Jis ki 3 betiyan daughters ya bhenay

Jis ki 3 Betiyan (daughters) ya 3 Bhenay (sisters) hon or wo in k sath acha sulook kare to Dakhile Jannat hoga. (TIRMIZI)

Itne ache mausam mein roothna nahin

Itne Ache Mausam Mein, Roothna Nahin Acha, Haar Jeet Ki Baaten, Kal Pe Hum Uthaa Rakhen, Aaj Dosti Kar Len…!!!

Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian

Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan: Sunday ko ‘SALA’ ata hai.

Ek shararat kertay hain aao mohabbat

Ek shararat kertay hain Aao mohabbat kertay hain Hansti aankhon se keh do Dareya hijrat kertay hain Kuch dil aisay hain jin per Hum

Acha dost kitni dafa hi kyun na

Acha dost kitni dafa hi kyun na ruth jaye ussey mana lena chahiyeh kyun ke tasbeeh ke daney kitni dafa hi kyun na bikher

Good night bethy thy apni masti

^good Night^ Bethy Thy Apni Masti Me K AchanaK Tarrap Uthy, ” Aa Kr Tery Khyal Ne Acha Nhi Kia…:-(

Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha

Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai, Yeh faslay aur bhi barh jayain tou acha hai, Tumhari chahatain hum ko nahin hasil, To

Golden words acha wo nahi jo 5

(Golden Words) Acha Wo Nahi Jo 5 Waqt Nemazi Ho Acha To Wo Hai, Jis Ka Dil Gunahon Se Saaf Aur Neyat Pak Ho.

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

According 2 u 1 meray pass

According 2 u:. 1. Meray pass sub se acha keya hai____? ikhlaq, face, talking power. 2. Mere pass sub se bura keya hai____? Gussa,

Jahan phoolon ko khilna tha wahin khilte

JahaN PhooloN Ko Khilna Tha WahiN Khilte To Acha Tha TumhiN Ko Hum Ne Chaha Tha TumhiN Milte To Achaa Tha . Koi Aa

Acha hy k dunya walo ne doston

Acha hy k dunya walo ne Doston Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Agar Woh Aesa Karty To Hum Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemat Ada

Roz aa jata hai mery dil ko

Roz Aa jata hai mery dil ko taslli deny. Tum se to ai Dushman-e-jan tera khayal acha hai.

Timtima raha hai badal mere verany mein

Timtima raha hai badal mere verany mein Ye andaz acha hai July k Aane ka…!!

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula bhi deta tha ,,,, Kar ke wo mujh se aksar waday bhula bhi deta tha ,,,,,, Bewafa

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi

Tamam umar hans k ghum sehta tha

tamam umar hans hans k ghum sehta tha, khushiyon ko aksar tarasta rehta tha, elaan-e-mout huwa to logon ne ye kaha, acha hua k

Acha krty hain wo log jo muhabat

Acha krty hain wo log jo muhabat ka izhar ni krty ‘dost’ Khamoshi mein mar jaty hain magar kisi ko badnam ni krty…

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir

Agr ksi pe bharosa kro to akhir tak bharosa kro Natija chahe jo b nikle Akhir ma ya to apko 1 sacha dost mile

Insan jb allah sy dua krta hy

Insan jb ALLAH sy dua krta hy to ALLAH pak 3 jumly frmta hy: 1=Sabr kro 2=Abi wqt ni aya 3=Mry ps is sy

2 apimy amm mango k bagh gaye

2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy

Koi tumse poche kon hun mai tum

Koi Tumse poche kon hun mai Tum keh dena koi khas nhi Ek dost hai kacha paka sa Ek juth hai adha sacha sa

sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V

Waqat acha zaroor ata hai par

**…Waqat acha zaroor ata Hai…** . . **…par kabhi waqat par nahi ata…** .

Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa

Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay Sawal par Roshni daly. EtefaQ Sy Bulb mere Parchy

Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon? Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo

Teri dosti ne diya sakoon itna ke

Teri Dosti ne diya SAKOON itna Ke tere baad koi ACHA na lagey Tujhe karni hai BEWAFAI to is ada se kar Ke tere

Us ne tora mera dil us se

…Us ne tora mera dil us se koi shikayat nahi… ,,, AmIR ,,, Ye Usi ki Amanat tha usay acha laga so tor diya…

Lub pe ati h dua an k

Lub Pe Ati H¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b deta tha. Kar k wo mujh se aksar wade bhula b deta tha. Be,wafa tha boht magr

Acha dost kitni daf eh qn an

acha dost kitni daf eh qn an roth jai usay man lena chiyeh. Qn k qn k woh manhos app k sary raaz khol

Tnhaiyon me jena acha nahi lagta

Tnhaiyon me ‘jena’ acha nahi lagta, Door ‘TUM’ sy rhna acha nahi lagta, Yeh dil ‘AAP’ ko yaad karta ha kitna, Har baar ‘yeh

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhien college mein

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhieN College mein kia pharhti hoN gi Likhti hoo.N gi khat kagaz per Mera Zikr hi karti hoo.N gi Dosto.N

A student called up his physics professor

A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he died last week’, she explained… Next day studend called

Bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her

bohat dard chupa hai raat ke her pehlu mien WASI acha ho ke muje kuch dair ke liye neend aa jae,

Mujhay acha nahi lagta tumharay hontoo

Mujhay acha nahi lagta Tumharay hontoo say kisi or ka zikar tumharay sath kisi or ka Wajood Tumhari Ankhon Main kisi or kai liya

Acha dost kitni dafa hi kune na

acha dost kitni dafa hi kune na root jaye usay mana lena chaiye. kiuke tasbeey k daney kitni dafa kune na bekher jaine chune

Chand ma dag hi sahiacha to nazar

chand ma dag hi sahi,acha to nazar ata hai tum sa mulakat hi sahi dil ko to chain ata hai

Aaj saqi shrab rehny do tishnagi ka

Aaj saqi shrab rehny do, Tishnagi ka azab rehny do, Ponchh dalo na ankh se kajal, Kuchh to khanjr pe aab rehny do, Tm

Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna acha lagta

Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna acha lagta hai Tere barey mein sochte rehna acha lagta hai Kabhi pholon mein, kabhi kaliyon mein Tujh ko

Words of hazrat ali 1 dosti kerne se

Words of Hazrat Ali, 1-Dosti Kerne se pehly surat ko nai seerat ko dekho, 2-Acha dost wo hai jo tume khush dekh ker khush

Aao kabi milne ko bahana nhai acha

‘aao kabi milne ko bahana nhai acha, nazro me raho ge meri zamana nhai acha, mango jo khushi se to dil-o-jan luta doon youn

Ae chand apne ujhale kahin aur le

ae chand apne ujhale kahin aur le ja mera weeran basera hi mujhe acha hai

Hamari kashtian to bey yaqeni k bhanwar main

hamari kashtian to bey-yaqeni k bhanwar main hain. chalo acha kea hum se kinara kar lea us ny.

B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh

Zindag me hamesha acha socho aur kero

Zindag me hamesha acha socho aur kero apny liy bhi aur dosroon k liy bhi.

Mundmil zakhmaoon ko kuraidna acha nai zahid

Mundmil Zakhmaoon ko kuraidna acha nai Zahid! Har Zakham se wabasta kisi ki Yaadien hoti hain.

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay to badlay Darya say koi pyasa nikalta hay to niklay Palkain hen kisi khawab k anmbar say

Aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga

aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga woh ajnabi tou tha mager apna buhat laga rotha howa tha hans tou pera muj ko dekh

Allah azzawajal se acha guman rakhna achi

ALLAH Azzawajal se Acha Guman Rakhna Achi Ebadat main se hai. (Masnad e Immam Ahmed, Jild 3, Hadees # 7961)==dua ka talib deewana madine

Aa gya uska tassavur to pukara yeh

Aa gya uska tassavur to pukara yeh shoq.. * Dil main jam jaye Elahi yeh khayal acHa hai

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

apni annaa ki parchaiyon se

*. . .Apni Annaa ki Parchaiyon se ik ibarat banti hai, Jitnay burey hum hain Yaaro, utna acha koi Nahi. . .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka yar ne hi loot liya pyar yar ka. REMIX by faraz Acha kurta siya to ne

Aaj saqi shrab rhne do tishngi

Aaj saqi shrab rhne do, Tishngi k azab rehne do, Ponch dalo na ankh se kajal, Kuch to khnjar pe aab rhne do, Tum

Admi dost k ghar gia ghanti bajany

Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita ap k abou gar par hen? Bacha. G wo

Udaas logon ki bastion mein wo titlion

Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein. Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti.. Wo Aik Larki.. Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain.. Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Anmol raaz agar koi aap ko acha

ANMOL RAAZ AGAR KOI AAP KO ACHA LAGTA HAI TO ACHA WHO NAHI ACHY AAP HO Q K AAP US MAIN ACHAI TALASH KARETY

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha, Cand se pucha chupkay se. Ajj mujhy ek baat btao Apny dil ka haal sunao, kia hai

Maire dil roo raha hai jane

MAIRE DIL ROO RAHA HAI JANE KYA KHO RAHA HAI MAINE JIS KO CHAHA MAI NE JIS KO MANGA WO TO NA MILA MJHAI

Hamay bhi ab neend ki talab na

Hamay Bhi ab neend ki talab na rahi. Ab ratoon ko jagna acha lagta ha. mujay nahi malom woh meri Qismat ma ha ka

Jaisa bhi hoon acha ya bora

Jaisa Bhi Hoon , Acha Ya Bora , Apne Liye Hoon…. Mein Khud Ko Nahi Dekhta Aur’on Ki Nazar Se..

Elan e marg hua to us ny b kha

‘ELAN-E-MARG HUA TO US NY B KHA’ ‘MOHSIN’ ‘ACHA HUA MAR GIA AKSAR UDAS REHTA THA’

Decmber lout aaya hai tumhare aane ki

DECMBER lout aaya hai Tumhare lout aane ki nai umeed jagi hai Abhi peechley baras tumne Mere haathon pe rakh k haath Haya se

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy

Agr achy logu ko yad kiya jahy to waqt acha guzarta hy… So meny socha k app ko Apne yad dila du:-)@

Yaad usay karo jo acha lage pyar

¤Yaad usay karo jo acha lage, ¤pyar usay karo jo sacha lage, ¤sath us ka do jo iraadey ka pakka lagey, ¤or dil usay

Boy agar main kahon mujhe tum

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi? Girl : Me Tm

Is pyaar ki sundar baahon mein ab

Is Pyaar Ki Sundar Baahon Mein, Ab Baahein Daal Ke So Bhi Chuko, Youn Jee Jee Ke Ab Marne Se, Mar Mar Ke Geo

1 admi hu aadmi ki nafsiyat samajh

1 Admi Hu Aadmi ki Nafsiyat Samajh sakta Ghor Farmaiye Customer: Mujhay 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi acha

Message of the day khush naseeb wo

Message of the Day.. Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hai.. Balke khush naseeb wo hai jo apne naseeb pe khush hai…

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula

Hansata tha muj ko to phir rula b deta tha, Kar k wo muj se aksar wade bhula b deta tha, Bewafa tha boht

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond

Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond lena! Mil jaye agr pyar to khona nahi, Pyaz

2touching line bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha dukh to hoa kuhli fiza main mgr saans lyna acha laga

i love allah agar

;’; ;’; ;’; ;’; I Love ALLAH ‘-‘*-*’-‘*-*’-‘ agar acha laga tu Is msg ko dil khol kr snd kro.

woh shakhs anjaan jo mera apna

‘ Woh shAkhS ‘ AnJaaN ‘jo meRa aPna bHi nAhi haI… Ho jaaYe kiSi aUr ka mUjhey acHa Nahi laGtaa……….

Pyari baatianikhlaq acha hona allah sy mohabbat

¤>Pyari BaatianIkhlaq acha hona ALLAH sy mohabbat ki daleel hai, >Dil ka sukoon chahty ho to hasad se door rho, >Musibat ki shikayat mt

Acha hoa malom ho gya k apno

‘Acha hoa malom ho gya k apno ki muhbbat ab muhbbat nahi rhi’ ‘Warna hm to apna ghr b chor rhy they unky dil

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Feil it khao wo jo khud

feil it :- ‘khao wo jo khud ko acha lagy ‘ ‘ pehno wo jo duniya ko acha lage ‘ ‘ chaho usy jo

Tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay

tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay , yeh tumharay haq mai behter hai bajaye is k tum bura karo aur zamana tum ko

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh

Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh do na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh do na, Judai ki tarha drya

1 acha dost ek phool ki

*’* 1 Acha dost ek phool ki tarah hota he. Jise hum chor bhi nhi sakte or tor bhi nhi skte. Tor dya to

Lo aaj hum ne aap ko pahle

Lo Aaj hum ne Aap ko Pahle Yaah kiya,,, Is Khobsorat Subha ko Aap ke Naam Kiya,,, Acha Guzre ye Din Aap ka Dil

In ur opinion mujh mai sbse

In ur opinion: Mujh mai sbse acha kia hy? -Ikhlaq -Face -Love -Talking power Muj mai sbse bura kia hy? -Ghusa -Attitude -Romancism -Rudness

Yeh acha hai k apas bharm tootney

Yeh acha hai k apas k bharm toot’ney na pai’n Kabi b doston ko azma’ ker kuch nahi milta

Chahat me agar judai na hoti

Chahat me agar judai na hoti Bulai janay ki kabi shikait na hoti Agr humsafar ho manzil tumari Badal dalo wo humsafar jo manzil

Ay allah is say pehlay keh ye

Ay ALLAH Is Say Pehlay Keh Ye Dunya Mujhay Ruswa Kar Day Tu Meray Jism Meri Roh Ko Acha Kar Day Ye Halaat Apni

Naam bhi de do sans ki

NAAM BHI DE DO….. sans ki qundilon se saray munzer,raushun. roz hi hunstay,boltay ….. supnay buntay hain hum anjanay rishton k do masoom se

Complete this sentence humayun hai to

Complete this Sentence… HumAyuN hai to acha magar . . . . . . ? Reply Must 🙂

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki, * Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy! * Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch, *

Zindagi ka har lamha achy se

‘Zindagi ka Har Lamha Achy Se Acha Guzaro Kiun K Zingadi Nahi Rehti Par Achi Yadian Hamesha Zinda Rehti Hain…

Gaye baras ki eid ka din bhi

gaye baras ki eid ka din bhi kia acha tha chand ko dekh kay uska chehra dekha tha dua kay be awaaz ,ulwohi lamhon

Wo apni hai ya beganiacha lagti hai

Wo apni hai ya begani.ACHA lagti hai, Do pal uske saath bitana.ACHA lagta hai, Roz bahane kar ke jana.ACHA lagta hai, Ik jhalak bhi

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Interesting game jo ap ko sub

INTERESTING GAME. Jo ap ko sub se zyada acha lgta he. Us k name ka last leter likh kr bhejen us ki feeling ap

Hu to khafa us se per jane

Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye

Bheer mein aik ajnabi ka saamna acha

Bheer mein aik ajnabi ka saamna acha laga Sab say chup kar woh kisi ka daikhna acha laga Surmai Aankhon kay neechey phool say

Husan to bas do tarrha ka acha

Husan To bas do tarrha ka acha lagta hai aag me jalta hua ya baraf main soya hua.

Nurse aapko judwa bacche hue santa

Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche hue. . . Santa: hona hi tha. Picture hi aise dekhi thi. Dhoom 2 Golmaal 2 Raaz 2 . .

mery liye tum preshan kion ho

‘ mery liye tum preshan kion ho meri fikar main tum heran kion ho ab maan lo mera khena main acha hoon, main thiek

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Kafi arsa beet haya hai na

kafi arsa beet haya hai na jane abh wo kesa hoga waqt ki sari karvi batein chupkey chupkey sehta hoga ab b bheegi barsih

Lot ana jab kabi tera dil ghabraye

‘LOT ANA’ Jab kabi tera dil ghabraye to lot ana, Agar tuje meri yad aye to lot ana, Kuch wqt acha guzra ha sath

Gul tera rang chura laye hain gulzaro

gul tera rang chura laye hain gulzaro main jal raha hun bhari barasat ki baucharo main mujh se katra ke nikal ja magar ai

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main

Tum bin ham ko saawan rut main aisa lagta hai bar$aaton ka bhiga mou$am paya$a lagta hai i$haq agar ho $acha pal main $holay

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

Aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen

aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen jise aisa kahan se laun k tujhsa kahen jise hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein guldasta-e-nigah

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri ek tu

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri Ek tu hi acha lagta hai Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai Happy Valentine’s

Anmol raaz agar koi aap ko

Anmol Raaz Agar koi aap ko acha lagta hai to Acha wo nahi achy aap hain Q k aap us main Achaai talash karty