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Kabhi utr0 y0n mere dil k kachay

Kabhi Utr0 Y0n Mere Dil K Kachay Aangan Mein.. Kisi Udaas Musam Mein.. Kisi Veeran Lumhe Mein.. Chupke Se Dabe Pa0n.. Meri Ankh0n Pe

Saans letey huay bhi darta hun

Saans letey huay bhi darta hun Ye na samjhen ke aah karta hun Bahr-e-hasti mein hun misaal-e-hubaab Mit hi jata hun jab ubharta hun

Phulon me gulab achcha lagta hai to

Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai, to nind me Khwab, Aap hame SMS bhale na Bhejo.. Hame Aapki Kanjusi ka ye Andaj achha lagta

Duniya main dil aisa bhi ha jo

Duniya main ‘DIL’ aisa bhi ha jo har subh har shaam har raat har pal har lamha sirf or sirf aap k liye dahrakta

Mohabbat roth jai to osse bahon main

Mohabbat Roth Jai To Osse Bahon Main Le Lena. Bohat Hi Paas Kar Ke Aap Osse Jaane Nahin Dena. Woh Daman Bhi Churae To

Kya aap apne city me koi girlfriend

Kya Aap Apne City Me Koi GirlFriend Banana Chahte Hai?? To Aap is Site Pe Register Kijiye..=’http://bit.ly/dmRbgF Ye Site Bilkul FREE Hai

Dosti kaho to do lafz mano bandgi

DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho to gehra sagar, -Dubo to zindagi, -Karo to aasan, -Nibhao to muskil, -Bikhre to sara

Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h

Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab!

Aap sab say pahlay kis ko piyaar

AAp sab say Pahlay Kis ko Piyaar Karo gay agar aapko moqa mila to A: katrina B: ashwairia C: depika pudkone D: malika Sharawat

Subah k phool khil gaye panchhi apne

Subah k phool khil gaye, Panchhi apne safar pe udd gaye, Suraj aate hi taare chhup gaye, Kya aap bhi meethi neend se uth

tark muhabbat tark muhabbat par

*. . .Tark-€-Muhabbat. . .* Tark-€-Muhabbat Par Bhi Hogi Unko Nidaamat Hum Se Ziyada, Kis Ne Ki Hai Kon Karega Un Se Muhabbat Hum

Maah e rabiul awwal sharif mubarak allah karim

Maah-e-Rabiul Awwal Sharif Mubarak’ Allah Karim Is Mahine K Tufail Aap Ko Sahat Izzat Azmat Barkat Rehmat Raahat Naimat Aafiat Ata Farmaey. AMEEN..

Na tasvir hai aapki jo deedar kiya

Na Tasvir Hai Aapki, Jo Deedar Kiya Jaye, Na Aap Paas Hai, Jo Pyaar Kiya Jaye, Yeh Kaun Sa Dard Diya Hai Aapne, Na

Aaj aap ke raat ki acchi

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho, Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho, Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke, Rub Kare Sapno

Maloom nahi aap ko kya bantay hain

Maloom Nahi Aap Ko Kya Bantay Hain Aansu Da Rain Ki Malka (S.A) Ki Raza Bantay Hain Aansu Zehra (S.A) Inhein Lay Jati Hain

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is

Silent msg only for all young boys

Silent Msg Only For All Young Boys.. Ek Sahabi Beemaar Ho Gaye To Unhon Ne Apni Beti Ko Bazaar Bheja ‘Hakeem’ Ko Bulanay K

Nzron ko nzaron ki kami nhi hoti

Nzron ko Nzaron ki kami nhi hoti, Phoolon ko baharon ki kmi nhi hoti, phir Q hmain yaad kroge Aap Aap to Asman ho,

Celebrate secret tell day aaj aap

Celebrate ‘secret tell’ Day. Aaj aap mujhay wo baat kaho jo aj tak ap ne mere baray mein dil mein chupa rakhi ho aur

Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

oori ho to

|”’|””*+, | | oori |,,|___,+’ Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai, |”’|””*+, | | ost |,,|__,,+’ k Bina Jeewan kitna Udaas Hota Hai. Umar Ho

Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey

Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo ‘HAJMOLA…’:-)

Tell me agar main apki zindagi

Tell me! Agar MAIN apki zindagi main ‘BEJAN CHEEZ’ hoti To aap mujy apnay pass kis cheez k roop main rakhty…? Reply must i

aap ko ramazan

,:*’*;, ,:*’*;, *AAP* * KO * __)(__ __)(__ ,:*’*;, *Ramazan* __)(__ ,*’*, ,*’*,*MUB* *ARAK* __)(_’hooo_)(__’

Mausam ki nazakathai hasraton ne pukara hai

Mausam ki nazakathai, Hasraton ne pukara hai.. Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko, Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..

Hazart muhammad saw ne farmayawo shaks apanay

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ne farmaya Wo shaks apanay aap per zulam kerta hai jo pore din main ek bar be ASTAGFAAR nai perta/kehta

Ek sawal aap k liye ap eid

Ek Sawal Aap K Liye, Ap EiD Kesi Guzarna Pasand Karenge? . . . . Plz Yaar Ye Nahi Kehna ‘Tumhare Saath’ Mujhe Pehle

Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar

Haseen palon ko phir se aabad kar rahe the, Chand se apki baat kar rahe the. Dil ko bada sakoon mila jaan kar, ki

Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye

Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye, Maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye, Kaun marta hai kab kisi ke liye, Humari to zindagi hai sirf

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka

Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj kal maiky gai hui hy….

Welcom to sach ka samna

‘WelCom to SACH KA SAMNA’ . jawab sirf HAAN ya NA mei dena hai . Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal.. . . . . Kya

Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai aap yuhin

Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai aap yuhin khush rahain Yeh hamari hasrat hai aap ko hum yaad aayen yah na aayen Aap ko karna

Gazal us ki janib main kya

‘¤’¤GAZAL¤’¤’ ‘*US*’ Ki Janib ‘MAIN’ Kya ‘HAAL Bhejon. ‘DUKH ‘DARD Bhejon. Ya ‘ZINDAGI Ka ‘ZAWAL Bhejon. Bhejon ‘AANKHON Se Giry ‘ASHK. Ya ‘ASHQKON Ka

Wafa meri ho or yakeen ap ho

wafa meri ho or yakeen ap ho, raat meri ho or khuaab ap hon, par Aye Dost DuAA krna kabhi aisa NA ho k,

Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla

Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee.. . . Aap soch nahi’n sakty kay phir kia

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagwan

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan

Ishq mein jaan se guzartay hain guzarnay

Ishq Mein Jaan Se Guzartay Hain Guzarnay Walay, Mout Ki Raat Nahi Dekhtay Marnay Walay, Aakhri waqt Bhi Pura Na Kiya Wada-e-Visal, Aap Aatay

Men saabit kar sakta hun apko english

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati… Up Up Up Bas Sabit Hua Apko ‘Up’ Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna

Larkidarzi ki dukan par gayi aur

Larki:darzi ki dukan par gayi aur pucha’ Ji yahan galay miltey hein?’Darzi khara ho kr bola’ Wesay to nahi miltay aap kehti hein to

Ye badal bijli sirf aap k

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K Liye, 8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi, Ab 4 Mahine Ki

Ja tars aa hi gaya hashar la chaar

Ja Tars Aa Hi Gaya Hashar La-Chaar Mujhe, Tu Bhi Kya Yaad Kare Ga But Aiyaar Mujhe, Dhoop Jab Sar Se Guzarti Hai Biyabano

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka

Kehte hain baray fakhar se hum matam

kehte hain baray fakhar se hum matam nahi karte matam ki sada sunte hain matam nahi karte wo log samjhain ge kaya bhala ramz_e_shahadat

Childabu jab aap fail hojate thay to

Child:Abu jab aap faiL hojate thaY to dada ap k sath kYa saLok krte thaY? Abu:Wo Meri khub pitaYi krte thaY Kid:aur jb dada

Jo zulam pe lanat na karay aap

Jo Zulam Pe Lanat Na Karay Aap Laeen (L.A) Hai Jo Jabar Ka Munkir Nahi Woh Munkir e Deen Hai (Faiz Ahmed Faiz)

Gulloo hi i love u gulli

Gulloo: Hi, i love u Gulli: i m married kuch sharam karo, Gulloo: mujh main bhi aap k husband jese function hain, Gulli: Zaleel

Gazal ik paikar e jamal me uljha hoa

(GAZAL) Ik paikar-e-jamal me uljha hoa hon me, Uljhe hoy khayal me uljha hoa hon me, Tu ne kaha tha chaand hai bilkul meri

Newspaper mein ishtihar aya hmare pas aisi

Newspaper Mein ishtihar Aya ‘Hmare Pas Aisi Product Hy, Jisko Pehn Kar Aap Puri Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain,Mgr Apko Koi Nahi Dekh Skta

1 nai ki shop pr admi aya

1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge? Nai: 2 ghantay Admi chla gya 2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?

Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Zindagi me har achi cheez kimti hai

‘*’*ZINDAGI*’* *’*’*Me*’*’* *’*’*har*’*’* *’*’*achi*’*’* *’*’*cheez*’*’* *’*’*Kimti*’*’* *’*’*hai*’*’* Jese,*,DIL Jese,*,CHAHAT Jese,*,MOHABBAT Jese,*,ISHQ Jese,*,WAFA Jese,*,KHUSHI Jese,*,ZINDAGI Jese,*,AAP ,*,*,or Apki,*,*, ,*,*,*,DOSTI*,*,*, *,,*,,,*,,* JAN

Plz fil it aap ki date

Plz Fil It *Aap ki date of birth? *Ur love? *Koi asa insan jo aap k hr raz se waqif he? *Agr veeran jaga

i o o aap kasms lane k

,—:–;. ;:—:’—=I–=:–; ‘–(o)—‘–(o)–‘ Aap kaSMS lane k liye apni MERCEDESbheji haiJldi kroC.N.G khatam hojay gee.

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya

Shaayed uss ne mujhko tanha dekh liya hai Dukh ne mere ghar ka rasta dekh liya hai Apne aap se aankh churaaye phirti hoon

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hein

Dil Ke Rishtey Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hein, Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Hote Hein, Jo Loog Aap Ko Roz Dekhte Hein, Woh Loog Kitne Khushnaseeb

Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar

Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap

Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap, wo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap. Hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen hai jab hamein

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

Bijli ka kia matlab hai aap jaante

Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai Kia Aap Jaante Hai, Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai? B: Begunah I: Insano Ko J: Jalane Ke Liye L:

Teacher agar sache dil se rab dua

Teacher: Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!! Student: Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap

meri dairy se 1 pageaap k

‘ ‘ Meri Dairy se 1 page’aap k liye ¤ ¤ ….. ….. Kabi kisi ko ye mat kaho k tum mujhe yad rakhna

Metha metha hai meray

*Metha’*%*’*%’ %’*’% Metha*%’ %Hai %’*’%’*’% *%*’Meray’*%*’ *%MUHAMMAD*% *%*’*’,Ka, %*%* ;*”*;Naam;*”*; . Un pay Lakhon Karorron *%’*Durood o*% %*’*Salaam..%* . . ager ye aap farwd

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hein

Dil Ke Rishtey Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hein, Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Hote Hein, Jo Loog Aap Ko Roz Dekhte Hein, Woh Loog Kitne Khushnaseeb

Kaafi waqt laga humein aap tak aane

‘Kaafi Waqt Laga Humein Aap Tak Aane Me Kafi Fariyad Ki KHUDA Se Aap Ko Paane Me Yun Hume Bhool Mat Jaana Hum Ne

Painful question agar ap ko meri

(PainFul Question) Agar ap ko meri death news mile to Aap kitny din bad mera phone number apne mobil sy delete kar dain gay?

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue

Aap ki aankhon mein kuch maheke hue se raaz hai Aap se bhi khoobsurat aap ke andaaz hai Lab hile to mogare ke phool

Phoolon ki wadi me chaand chandni raat

PHOOLON Ki Wadi Me CHAAND Ki Chandni Me RAAT k Saye Me AAP Is Trha SOYE’N k Aapki AANKHON Me Jo b KHWAB Aaye

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr

Thori c nazr e karam kijiye mobile utha kr

Thori C Nazr-e-Karam kijiye, Mobile utha kr 1 SmS Kijiye, Ham jaante hen k Aap k pas time nhi, Mgr! Is Masoom C Jaan

Ek aap ka khayal hai sham o

ek aap ka khayal hai sham o saher mujhe is ke siwa nahi hai kisi ki khabar mujhe. dekha hai jab se aap ko

Good morning zindgi tb behtar hot hay

GOOD MORNING Zindgi Tb BEHTAR Hot Hay Jab Aap KHUSH Hot Hain Lekin Zindagi Tb BEHTAREEN Hoti Hay Jab Apki Wajah Se koi dosra

Na ravaa kahiye sazaa mujhe buraa

na ravaa kahiye na sazaa kahiye kahiye kahiye mujhe buraa kahiye dil men rakhane kii baat hai Gam-e-ishq is ko hargiz na barmalaa kahiye

Ansu hi ankho m pr bah nhi

Ansu Hi Ankho M Pr Bah Nhi Sakty Duniawalo Se Darte H islie Kuch Kah Nhi Sakty Pr Ye to Aap B Smjty Hongy

Salam agar aap ka sms package hai

SALAM Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.? .to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Nabi pak saww ne farmaya wo shakhs

Nabi Pak (S.A.W.W) ne Farmaya: Wo Shakhs Aapne aap per Zulam karta hai Jo Din me aik Baar bi AstaghFar nai karta…

SMS #3600

/[;] ! [;] , -”’”- , ( * [;]……”’”’”’………, [;];;;;;;{___};;;;;;;[;] ============= “SHAB-E-BARAT” Mubarak ho aap ko or aap ki famly ko. ,*’*,

Qissa abhi hijab se agay nahi barha

Qissa abhi hijab se agay nahi barha Main aap, wo janab se agay nahin barha Mudat hui kitab-e-muhabat shuru kiye Lekin main pehly baab

Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ? Papa: Chup Battamiz Beta: SUI

Mat kr itna guroor apne aap par

Mat kr itna Guroor apne Aap par Ae…..! ‘ INSAN” na jane KHUDA ne kitne tere jese bana bana kar mita diye.

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Girl to doctor last time aap

Girl to Doctor: Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya, To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy. Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool

Azmat e zindagii ko bech diyaa ham ne apanii

azmat-e-zindagii ko bech diyaa ham ne apanii Khushii ko bech diyaa chashm-e-saaqii ke ik ishaare pe umr kii tishnagi ko bech diyaa rind jaam-o-subuu

Bry bewfa ho aap

(‘.’)Bry bewfa ho /) )/ aap _/ /_ (‘.’) /) (Msg q nhi _//_ krty Pta hy ktna ghusa ata hy (‘.’) o—( )—o

Khud ko ki khabar na lage

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar

Talent hai to is word ko tarteeb

Talent hai to is word ko tarteeb dn ? MCINHTLUE Ye name hai aur aap is ko din me 1 martaba letey ho. Its

Zameen e haq per hasad se shighaf

Zameen e Haq Per Hasad Se Shighaf Mat Kijiye Amal Yeh Hukam e Khuda K Khilaf Mat Kijiye Ali (A.S) Ka Bughz Agar Aap

Zindagi ki raahon mein ranj o gham ke mele

Zindagi ki raahon mein Ranj-o-gham ke mele hein bheer hey qayamat ki …phir bhi hum akailey hein sazishein zamaney ki kaam ker gain aakhir

Har pal ne kaha ek sepal bhar

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao, pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har

Aapki life ka best time jab aap

Aapki life ka best time, jab aap apne dost ko bole- ‘Yes,I’m fine.’ aur wo aapki aankho me dekh kar bole- ‘OK, chal ab

Fantasic friendship line 1 puri zindagi dosti

Fantasic friendship line 1 puri zindagi dosti karne k liye aap jaisa ek dost kafi hai.. lekin apse dosti karne k liye ek zindagi

Ek dil mein jaga ker chala gaya

Ek Dil Mein Jaga Ker Chala Gaya, Kal Phir Woh Meray Sheher Mein A Kr Chala Gaya Jisay Dhoondta Raha Main Logon Ki Bheer

Larki patane ke 101 tarike

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss

Larkipeer ji mujhe ilm sikhayen peerzara

Larki;’Peer Ji Mujhe ilm Sikhayen Peer;’Zara Qareb Aao, Larki;’Peer Ji Aap Mujhe Kiss To Nhi Kareinge? Peer;’Dekha Tujhe ilm Hona Shuru Hogaya Hay.

Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge manzil

Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge….. Manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge…… Khush aap raho khushiya hum dilayenge…… Aap bas dost bane raho dosti

Rasool allah ki sift ummi ko be

RASOOL ALLAH Ki Sift ‘Ummi’ Ko ‘Be Parhha’ Is Liye Kehte Hain K AAP Ne Kisi Se Na Parha,Likkha BaL K AAP Ko ALLAH

Ansu he ankho me pr bah nhi

Ansu He Ankho Me Pr Bah Nhi Sakte Duniawalo Se Darte H islie Kuch Kah Nhi Sakte Pr Ye to Aap B Smjte Honge

Juma tul mubarik k 2 masnoon kaam 1 sorah

Juma-Tul-Mubarik k 2 Masnoon kaam. 1- Sorah Kahaf ki Tilawat karna. 2- Aap sallallahu alayihi wasallam per kasrat se Durood Sharif bhaijhna.

Jquraan s nisa a 51 52 kia aapny un lgun

‘J$$’QURAAN’ S-Nisa-A-51-52 Kia AapNy Un Lögun Ka Hal Nhi Dekha Jinhen Kitab Ka Ek Hisa Diya Gya h Jø Gær Allah Kö Mabud Or

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to aap ki shakal he achi nahin hogi beta..ab is

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad thori si

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad

Question blind play chalo dekhtay hain

Question …Blind Play… Chalo Dekhtay Hain K Aap Ko Apni Kis Baat Par Naaz Hai. Select 1 Number 01 02 03 04 05 06

Dil aur dunya mein sirf itna farq

Dil aur dunya mein sirf itna farq hai K Is dunya mein bahut se log rehte hain aur is .-”_;_”-. ‘-._ _.-‘ dil mein

Yun dil se kisi dard ka paimaan

Yun Dil Se Kisi Dard Ka Paimaan Nahi Karte, Ab Jaan Pe Bani Bhi Hai To Darmaan Nahi Karte. Har Yaad Ko Yun Zakhm

Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1

Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait laggay gi. Girl:baba g ,aap bhi kar lain magar

aap ki har subha

,*,*,*, *,*,*,*,Aap ki har ‘-.’/.-‘ subha in )”'( pholo ki (=== ) tarha )____( mehakti rahay *AAMEEN* Assalam o alaikum ‘Good Morning

Apko kaisa lagega agar neend me

Apko kaisa lagega.. Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le Ya aap channel

Bas ki dushvaar hai har kaam kaa

bas ki dushvaar hai har kaam kaa aasaaN honaa aadmii ko bhii mayassar nahiiN insaaN honaa giryaa, chaahe hai Kharaabii mere kaashaane kii dar-o-diivaar

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge, Jab chaho hum

Son papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho

Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…? Dad: han bilkul Son: phir 1 baat batao? Ye khandani

Maloom hai aap bohut busy ho

MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; .

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

Tumhare khuwab sajane mein lutf aata hai

Tumhare khuwab sajane mein lutf aata hai ,,,,,,, Ke apna aap jalanay mein lutf aata hai ..,,,,,,,, Khuda se apny liye maangti hon jab

Hum nazuk dil waley kabhi hastey hain

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