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Ja tars aa hi gaya hashar la chaar

Ja Tars Aa Hi Gaya Hashar La-Chaar Mujhe, Tu Bhi Kya Yaad Kare Ga But Aiyaar Mujhe, Dhoop Jab Sar Se Guzarti Hai Biyabano

Kya aap ko pata hy books

Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy…? . . . . .

Hum aap ko kab ache lagtey hain

Hum Aap Ko Kab Ache Lagtey Hain . . . send This Msg To Ur Friendz & Cosins & Get Funny Reply. . .

Allah k pass aapki dua sunnay lye

Allah K Pass Aapki Dua Sun’nay K Lye HAMESHA Waqt Hai Lekin Kia Aap K Pass Dua Kernay K Lye Waqt Hai?

Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam

Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi. Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi… Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat

Eid mubarak ho aapko dher sari tarif

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please…. Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Shahzada saleemmai apne maa baap ka eklota

Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon, wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan sunate magar mai nahe sota tha. Anarkali: Iss leye

Karachi ka wo konsa road hai jo

KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… . . Bandar Road. ‘(‘,’)/’ ) ( /’hahahaha

Dosti hoti ha dil e raz batana ka lia

dosti hoti ha dil-e-raz batana ka lia hmm apni hasti mitada aap ko hasana ka lia milna ki to fursat nahi hama

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

Kabhi thak k so gye hm

KABHI THAK K SO GYE HM, KBHI RAAT BHR NA SOYE.. KABHI HANS K GHAM CHUPAYA, KABHI MOON CHUPA K ROYE.. MERI DASTAN-E-HASRAT, WO

Khaar o khas to uthen raastaa chale main agar

Khaar-o-Khas to uTheN, raastaa to chale maiN agar thak gayaa, qaaflaa to chale chaaNd, suuraj, buzurgoN ke naqsh-e-qadam Khair bujhne do unko havaa to

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare jaise

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare Jaise aasman me hai kai taare Par aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hain Jiske samne fike

Goodmorig i

‘GOOD/MOR?i?G’ ,,***,, **,*,*,*,** *,*,*,*,* ))i(( (( )) Taaza Phool Ap K Liye Bohat Si Duaaon K Saath Khuda Aap Ko zindgi ki har khushi

Islam ke daman men bas is siva

Islam Ke Daman Men Bas Is Ke Siva Kya Hai Ek Zarb-E Yadulla Hi Ek Sajda-E Shabbiri Haqq O Batil Ki Hai Paikar Hameha

Hounto pe hunsi dekh li dil k

Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li Dil k Ander Nahe Dekha, Aap Ne Mere Gahmoo ka Samounder Nahe Dekha, Kitne khoub Sourat H ye Duniya

Teacher agar sacche dil se rab

Teacher – Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…!!! Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota

Ik ada aap ki dil churaney ik

ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Main Bas Janey Ki Ik Chehra Aap Ka Chand Sa Ik Zid

Last gift of this year 4 u

LAST GIFT OF THIS YEAR 4 U… Nahi Hai Gardish-e-Doraan Pay Ikhtiyar Mager Khuda Wo Din Na Laye K Pareshan Ho AAP Ameen! HAPPY

Blue aap pyar ki gehraai me ho

Blue: Aap Pyar ki Gehraai me ho oho dear? Orange: Aap bohat dokhy baaz ho. Purple: Aap k Parents Aapki Shaadi krna Chahty hen.

Punjbi or urdu mein fark urduabi

Punjbi Or URDU mein fark. Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun. PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun. URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?= PUNJABI.Ay kine maa

Kehtay hain baray fakhar say hum ghum

Kehtay hain baray fakhar say hum ghum nahi kertay Matam ki sada suntay hain Matam nahi kertay Vo log bhala samjhein gay kiya Raz-e-Shahadat

Aapse kuch kehne ka khayal aata hai

Aapse Kuch Kehne ka khayal aata hai… Yakin maano dil duao se bhar jaata hai… bade jatn se hum lafzo ko hotho par sajate

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan urhaya gaya tha.? ? Jawab janye is break k baad…. . Ufone tm

Chand ne kaha dosti na kar

‘Chand’ Ne kaha: ‘Dosti Na kar Doston ki Bheer Me kahin Tu kho Jayega’ Maine kaha: ‘Ae Chand Zamin Pe Aa kar Mere Doston

Hansane vaale ab ek kaam karen jashn

haNsane vaale ab ek kaam karen jashn giriyaa kaa ahatamaam karen ham bhii kar len jo raushanii ghar men phir andhere kahaan qayaam karen

Din me chand sitare ache nhi lagte

Din me chand sitare ache nhi lagte, Ab duniya me nazare ache nhi lgte, koi ja k kah de aap k ammi abbu se,

Ham aap ki yad me ro rahey

Ham aap ki yad me ro rahey han.. Wah wah wah Zara ghor farmaen Ham ap ki yad me ro rahe han Aur ap

Mujhy do chezain bht tang krti hain

”MUJHY” Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,, . . (1) *AAP KI YAAD* Jo aati bht hai . (2) ”LIGHT” Jo jati bht hai:)

Aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay

aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay hai hum aap say aik aas rakhtay hai na janay kab aa jayae aap ka sms is

Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen.. main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga, main koi

Ek larki park mein idher udher ghom

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein? Lerki: Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni zindgi k ley

Chaman ka haal tu yeh hai k

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha Kadam Kadam Pe

Zulfon ko aap yun na sanwara

Zulfon ko Aap Yun Na , Sanwara Karo, Ishq Warna Kisi Din Behakk Jaayega..!!

Pyaar na inkaar na tha ikraar

Pyaar Na inkaar na tha ikraar Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein Tum hi to ho mere

Jo asani se mile woh hai ghumjo

Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh

Khwaahishein dard se pemaan huaa karti hain

KhwaahisheiN dard se pemaan huaa karti haiN Dil ma be’naam si mehmaan huaa karti haiN Shaam ke saath kasak aor bhi baRh jaati hai

Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the Kid:Pr jb

Nigahen aap ki pehchan hain humari

nigahen aap ki pehchan hain humari baten aap ki shan hain humari rakhiye ga khud ko zara sambhal kar k dosti aap ki jan

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte sukhe

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai

Shaikhpear said jab tak parinde zinda hote

Shaikhpear Said’ Jab Tak Parinde Zinda Hote hai , Keeray, Makoray Ko khate Rehte hai jab Parinde Marte hai to Keeray, Makoray unko khate

Slct an alphabat n ill tell u

Slct An Alphabat N I’ll Tell U K Aap Kya Hasil Karenge Is Sal Me. A D G J M P T W Rply

Guzre hue pal wapis nahi aate khushi

Guzre Hue Pal Wapis Nahi Aate Khushi Ho Jahan Wahan Ansu Nahi Aate Ye Aap Ki Dosti Ka Hi Asar Hai Jo Aap Hame

Just 4u a gift taj mahal

Just 4u-A Gift ‘TaJ MaHaL’ ( ) ,c ( ) l:’:l ( ) l:’:l l:’:l .:::!!!!!!:::. l:’:l l:’:l.ll..:”’:..ll. l:’:l aap kay liye khas

Hazaaron ki ginti mughe nahi aati per

Hazaaron ki ginti mughe nahi aati…. Per Ek dil ka khiyal aap se keh doon k Rait ka har zara agar ‘DUA’ ban jaye

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

2touching line baadal fiza mian aap tasweer

2/TOUCHing-LiNe baadal fiza mian aap tasweer ban gaye sayaa koi kheal say guzar to ro diye

English class kid me sleep with

English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . . Teacher: no beta, its lyk dis.. I sleep with

Ye badal bijli sirf aap k

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K Liye, 8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi, Ab 4 Mahine Ki

1 sahab 5 star hotel gye

1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj

Mujhse axer wo kehti thi meri

Mujhse axer wo kehti thi, Meri bs itni khuwahish he, Kuch aesi pehchani jaon, Aap k naam se jaani jaon… zamazarge

Kiss ko pyara nahi jeewan laiken

Kiss Ko Pyara Nahi Jeewan Laiken ~ Aap Kehte Hain tu Mar Jatay Hai ….!!

Aane kyu aisa us din mere saath

aane Kyu Aisa Us Din Mere Saath Hua Tha, Unhone Kaha Tha Milaaingey Zarur Aur Hum Intzaar Karte Rahe, Shaam Bhi Dhal Gayi, Tufaaan

Gul ne gulshan men gulaab beja hai

Gul ne Gulshan men Gulaab beja hai…. Sitaroon ney asman se slaam beja hai…. Mubarik sub ko EID ka chand hum ne aap sab

Yuun na rah kar hamen tarasaaiye

yuuN na rah rah kar hamen tarasaaiye aaiye, aa jaaiye, aa jaaiye phir vahii daanistaa Thokar khaa_iye phir merii aagosh men gir jaaiye merii

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k . . . Kia btaon… . . . Allah muaaf kare… . . . Toba toba… . .

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai sapno

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

Question har insaan apne hr friend

Question ? Har insaan apne hr friend se kuch na kuch seekhta hai aap ne mujh se kya seekha hai ? Reply must! Be

Hum dosti ka farz yuhi nibhate rahenge

hum dosti ka farz yuhi nibhate rahenge waqt ba waqt aap ko satate rahen gay . dua karo umar lambi ho hamari varna yaad

Happy world eyes day aap k

Happy World Eyes Day..!! Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain? Romantic? Deep like River Angry Cute Tough Hard shy Happy lovely

Ek pal men sadii kaa mazaa ham

ek pal me.n ek sadii kaa mazaa ham se puuchhiye do din kii zindagii kaa mazaa ham se puuchhiye bhuule hai.n unhe.n raftaa raftaa

Happy world eyes day aap k

Happy World Eyes Day..!! Aap K Khiyal Se Meri Aankhian Kesi Lagti Hain? Romantic? Deep Like River Angry Cute Tough Hard Shy Happy Lovely

Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha

Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla. Kafi Din ki koshish k baad

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he neend

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he.. Neend me khwab accha lagta he.. Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo, Hume to aapki kanjusi ka

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, Jis se dil na hona chahe juda, Jiska style hai lajawaab, Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

kiray daarmaalik makaan se mai is

# Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga. Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha

Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba tu kehta hai k… Duniya Bari ‘PEHN CHOD’ hai…!

Wo kon sa kutta hai jo insan

Wo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan Ka Khun Chusta Hai? (Uska Nam ‘Z’ Se Shuru Hota Hai) . . . Answer: Zantier South

Agr allah na eid ul azha k

Agr ALLAH na EID UL AZHA k mokay pr apni sub say pyari cheaz qurbani krnay ka hukam dia hota to 2 din baad

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte

Pata Ha Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “Ur Name”

1 pathan ki mot ka waqt aayaab

1 Pathan Ki mot Ka Waqt Aaya! . . . . . . . . Ab Pathan Ki mot Par bhi aap ko jock

Aap ko mujh say gila hotaa na

aap ko mujh say gila hotaa na shikwaa hotaa mairee majboori ko ger aap nay samjhaa hotaa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ derd ki yaad main bhi derd

Yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi

yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi jataane ki dil pe chot dena aadat hai zamaane ki hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao

Bry bewfa ho aap

(‘.’)Bry bewfa ho /) )/ aap _/ /_ (‘.’) /) (Msg q nhi _//_ krty Pta hy ktna ghusa ata hy (‘.’) o—( )—o

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Dost g inbox kholo aap k

*DOST G* Inbox Kholo Aap K Liye Dil Bheja Hai.. ,.+”-.,*,.-”+., # _I Mì$$_ # * _ yøu_ * ‘-.,*,.-‘

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney, samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney, hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya

Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab hint say denah chatey hai there for you here.

Juda hain to kya hua doori nahin

Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin, Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin. Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne, K liye jaag

Zindegi ka her pal khushiyon se kam

Zindegi Ka Her Pal Khushiyon Se Kam Na Ho Aap Ka Her Din Eid Ke Din Se Kam Na Ho Aisa Eid Ka Din

Height of double meaning a dad

‘Height of double meaning A Dad Went To School To Get Son’s Report Card, Busy Madam To Dad, ‘Abhi Nahi De Sakti.’ Dad,’Chalain Aap

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya

Aap ki palkon per khawab rakh gaya koi, aap ki sanso per naam likh gaya koi, Chaloo wada hai aap se bhool jana humain,

Dekhe the humne bhi khawab suhane kisi

Dekhe the humne bhi khawab suhane, kisi par hue the hum bhi deewane. Chaha jab gairon ne haath thaam liya, teri baahon mein guzre

Yaadain tou dilon ko aur pass karti

Yaadain Tou Dilon Ko Aur Pass Karti Hain, Zindagi Aap Jaisay Doston Par Naaz Karti Hai, Mat Udas Ho Ke Aap Door Hain Hum

Choose 1 number dekhty hen k aap

Choose 1 Number dekhty hen k aap dua main kia mangte ho ge. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 reply must

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Bacha miss ap muje bohat achi

Bacha: Miss Ap Muje Bohat Achi Lgti Ho,Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga. Miss Ghussey Se! Muje Bachon Se Nafrat Hy. Bacha: Miss Me Koshish

SMS #74881

((‘_’ )) ‘~~~~~~., ‘~,~,~,~ ,~’ ‘; .: .: .: .: Kaash Aap 1 BakRa hoten Hum aap ko ghaas khilaaty ,. PyaR sy aapMeri

Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

Assalam-o-Alaikum Jesa K Aap Janty Hen Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hy, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany wali

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka

Shair arz hai chirri urri

Shair arz hai .. Chirri urri, Chirri urri, Chirri urri, Chirri urri, Aap yad aaty hain karri murri, karri murri, karri murri …:-)

Or ye mushriklog allah k siwa aesi

Or Ye (Mushrik)Log ALLAH K Siwa Aesi Cheezon Ki Eibaadat Kartey Hain Jo Na Nafa Pohancha Saken Or Na Nuqsan Or Kahtey Hain K

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat ata raha hay yaad mujhe wo tamam raat us ne barey khalos se mani thi roshni girty

Kisi ne dil ko isqadar chhu liya

Kisi ne dil ko isqadar chhu liya, Ke hum kisi aur ko chu na sake, Hum toh chaly thay dost banane, Aap toh dil

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band kr k gawahi dy sktay hen ZahantKhubsurtiMasumiyatCharactrSadgiWafadariSnce of humorreply

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2 andey 1 chamach lal mirch phent kr chehrey pe 5 mint msaj kr k dho len. Surkhi

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

Yaadein to dilon ko aur pas krti

Yaadein To Dilon Ko Aur Pas Krti Hai Zindagi Aap Jaise Doston Pr Naz Krti Hai Mat Ho Udas K Aap Durr Hen Humse

Ph00l murjha gaya par bahar v0hi hai

Ph00l murjha gaya par bahar v0hi hai, d00r h0 hum se par pyaar v0hi hai, mana k mill nahi paate hum aap se, mager

Rishte to sabhi anmol hote hain

Rishte to Sabhi Anmol Hote Hain, Per Isay Ehmiyat Kuch Acche Log Dete Hain, Dil to Sabhi ko Deta hai KHUDA Per Is Mai

Ek dilchasp haqiqat jb neki ki

Ek Dilchasp ‘HAQIQAT’ Jb Neki Ki Jaye Tu Right Farishta likhta Hy. Or Jb Burai Ki Jaye Tu Left Farishta Likhta Hy. Kya aap

Apne dard ka hamdard hamein pao ge

Apne dard ka hamdard hamein pao ge In tanhaion mein sath humein hi pao ge Dur hain aap se to kia hua is dorion

Shabebarat qareeb hainallah pak se apne gunaho

shabe_barat qareeb hain.allah pak se apne gunaho ki mafi mang lay.agar aap ka koi dost ap se naraz hain tu us ki narazgi dor

Amjad islam chupake asar karataa hai

Amjad Islam Amjad chupake chupake asar karataa hai ishq kainsar kii tarah ba.Dhataa hai jo ko_ii jii na sake mar jaaye aap kaa naam

Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain

Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain, hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain, aap jo roothey to yeh bhi na soocha, hum

Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai aap yuhin

Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai aap yuhin khush rahain Yeh hamari hasrat hai aap ko hum yaad aayen yah na aayen Aap ko karna

5 log aap ka mobile number maang

5 LOG AAP KA MOBILE NUMBER MAANG RAHAY THEY? MAINE AAP KA NUMBER NAHIN DIA? ADDRESS DE DIA HAI. UN LOGON KE NAAM YE

Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath

Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho? kyun k THAKUR GABAR ko SMS nahi karta tha,

Main gautam nahiin huun magar bhii jab

maiN Gautam nahiiN huuN magar maiN bhii jab ghar se niklaa thaa yeh sochtaa thaa ki maiN apne hii aap ko DhuunDhne jaa rahaa

1937 me pahli bar hindustan congress hukumat

1937 Me Pahli Bar Hindustan Me Congress Hukumat Bani. Mahatma Gandhi ne Congressi wazeeron ko sadgi wali zindagi guzarne ka mushwara dete huwe kaha.

Missed call to ek bahana hai irada

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon

Juban hi sirf ek jariya nahi jo

Juban hi sirf ek jariya nahi jo aap shabdo ko samajh payenge kabhi ankhon me jhankakar dekhiye hazaro alfaz khud-b-khud bikhar jayenge

Yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge

yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki par haste

ye hai aap k angothon

‘ Ye hai aap k’ Angothon ki warzash…….

Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos

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