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Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay

Har nazar ko ek ki talash hai

Har Nazar ko Ek Nazar ki Talash hai* Har Dil me chupa Ek Ehsas hai* Aap se Dosti yuhi nahi ki Ham ne* Kya

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka

Sath dene ka vada kiya hai

Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Shikwe Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Agar Bhula Bi Denge Aap Hume To Kuch Na Kahenge, Humne To

Saal ki akhiri sham ka salam is

Saal ki akhiri sham ka salam is umeed k 7 k aap ki sub pareshania ajj shaam k dhalty suraj k 7 doob jaen

Aziz hai muje har shey se dosti

Aziz Hai Muje Har Shey Se Dosti Uski Otar Gai Hai Mere Dil Mai Sadgi Uski Wo Apne Aap Se kese judaa karegi Mujhe

Sanson se pyari yaadein hai aap ki

Sanson se pyari yaadein hai aap ki, Dhadkan se pyari baatein hain aap ki, aap ko yakin ho na ho par, Is Zindagi se

Katraa k manzalon se guzarte chale gaye

katraa k manzalon se guzarte chale gaye.. sehra ki was’atoon main utarte chale gaye.. sheesha badan thay phir bhi kisi ki talash main.. takraa

Sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju aap

sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho use

dosti mohabbat zaroorat khawhish junoon

•—–•—–•—–•—–•—–• Dosti Mohabbat Zaroorat Khawhish Junoon Ishq ya Woh rishta jo Aasman ka Zameen say hai? Barish ka Sehra say hai? Haqeeqat ka Khawbon

Dil se dil tak jaan jaan din

Dil se dil tak, Jaan se jaan tak, Din se raat tak, Kal se aaj tak, Aap se mujh tak, January se december tak

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..! agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

Happy happydo u know what is

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYDO u KNOW what is the meaning of HAPPY…H,HumA,Aap koP,PalP,PalY,Yaad krtey hain,

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat hai, Aap ke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hai aap

Eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi

eevan mein mere kuch tu kotaheyan bhi hen, Munsoob meri zaat se ruswayeean bhi hen. Hansta hy zamana tu hansne se kese roko, Mere

Agar allah apki dua qabool kerle to

Agar Allah Apki Dua Qabool Kerle, To Iska Matlab He K Wo Apka Iman Mazboot Ker Raha He, Agar Thori Der Se Kare To

Hum lae hein haein aap ke liye

HUM LAE HEIN HAEIN AAP KE LIYE EK MUNFARID SMS SARVICE JIS MAIN HUM AAP KO SEND KAREIN GE ISLAMIC SMS MEMBER SHIP KE

Kabhii kisii ko mukammal jahaan nahiin milataa

kabhii kisii ko mukammal jahaaN nahiin milataa kahiin zamiin to kahiin aasmaaN nahiin milataa jise bhii dekhiye vo apane aap men gum hai zubaaN

Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat

Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi”

Jii uthe hashr men phir se guzarane

jii uThe hashr me.n phir jii se guzarane vaale yaaN bhii paidaa huye phir aap pe marane vaale hai udaasii shab-e-maatam kii suhaanii kaisii

Ye dunya bhi barri ajeeb hai

Ye Dunya Bhi Barri Ajeeb Hai Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai. Aur Jab Aap Bolte Hain To

Phulon se khubsurat koi nhi sagar gehara

Phulon se khubsurat koi nhi, Sagar se gehara koi bahi. Ab aapki kya tariff karoo, Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.

aap ub

,;*”*;,*”*;, *. aap ;,* *;,;* ,;*”*;,*”*;, *; $ub ;,* *;,;* ,;*”*;,*”*;, *;, ko ,;* *;,;* ,;*”*;,*”*;, *;, Dil ,;* *;,;* ki ===gheräiyo=SA== Happy New

Takdeer ka rang kitna ajeeb hai

Takdeer Ka Rang Kitna Ajeeb Hai, Anjana Rishta Hai Phir Bhi Kareeb Hai, Har Kisi Ko DOST Aap jaisa Nahi Milta, Mujhe Aap Milay

Wo bolibesaro pa qahishen bemar rakhti hain

Wo Boli,Besaro Pa Qahishen Bemar Rakhti Hain Mai Bola,Aadmi Andoh Ke Batin Se Nikla Hai Wo Boli,Dor Rahekar Dard Badh Jata Hai Sine Me

Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha

Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty

Behbood-e-Abadi Wale aaye the, Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga, Us ki gaand pe chaabi wala ‘Teeka’ laga kar us k sms

Bacha duniya main sirf 1 hunnar le

Bacha Duniya main sirf 1 Hunnar le kar Aata hai Wo hunnar hai ‘RONA’ Or usay kuch nahi Aata Or Wo us 1 Hunnar

Agar aap chahtay hain k kamran akmal

Agar aap chahtay hain k Kamran Akmal ball foran catch karay to ICC se apeal kar k Cricket Ball py likhwa dain k .

America se 1 pathan ne apni maa

America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko

One crazy question for you agar

One Crazy Question For You: Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay? Fwd It to your friends

Dilmerhne walo aap

,.*”*¤*”*.,*DilMeRhne* ‘*. Walo .*’ ‘*.*’ Aap Ko .*”*¤*”*.* DiL * ‘*. Se .*’ ‘*.*’valentine day mubarak ho.

Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki

Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy.. Pathan: Itny Rush me

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal

Pathan Ko Khwab Me Ksi ne qatal Kerdia Subha Pathan ne apna HBL Ka account Close Karwa dya Q? Q KHBL aap K Khwaboon

Khuda buri nazar se bachaye ap ko

Khuda Buri Nazar Se Bachaye Ap Ko Chand Sitaron Se Sajaye Aap Ko Ghum Kya Hota Hai Ye Aap Bhool Hi Jao Khuda Zindagi

Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo khilte

Bikhre rishton ko koi roop dedo khilte Phoolon ko thorhi dhoop dedo, aapki yaad aayi to yaad kiya hamne, aap hamari yaad aane ka

Dil k jazbon ka machalna nhi dekha

Dil K Jazbon Ka Machalna Nhi Dekha Jata Gair Say Aap Ka Milna Nhi Dekha Jata Kya Garaz Ham Ko Badal Jayen Sabhi Dost

Andhe ke hath me torch bahare

Andhe ke hath me ‘TORCH’, Bahare ke hath me ‘RADIO’, Gunge ke hath me ‘MIKE’, AUR AAP KE HATH ME ‘MOBILE’ WAH WAH Kya

Sharab bani to maykhany bany husan

Sharab bani to maykhany bany Husan bana to diwany bany Koi to baat hai aap main Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi Aap

Al quran yeh ghaib ki baaz khabrein

AL QUR’AN ‘yeh GHAIB ki baaz khabrein han jin ki HUM,AAP ki taraf WAHI farmatay han’ surah aale imran ayat#44

Ek dil mein jaga ker chala gaya

Ek dil mein jaga ker chala gaya,, Kal phir woh meray sheher mein a kr chala gaya,, Jisay dhoondta raha main logon ki bheer

Gham e zindgi teri raah me shab e aarzu chah

Gham-e-zindgi teri raah me, Shab-e-aarzu teri chah me. Jo ujar geya wo basa nahi Jo bichar geya wo mila nahi. Jo dil-o-nzar ka saroor

Aziz warsi yahaan se ab kahiin

Aziz Warsi yahaaN se ab kahiin le chal Khayaal-e-yaar mujhe chaman men raas na aayegii ye bahaar mujhe terii latiif nigaahon kii Khaas jumbish

Aapki life ka best time jab aap

Aapki life ka best time, jab aap apne dost ko bole- ‘Yes,I’m fine.’ aur wo aapki aankho me dekh kar bole- ‘OK, chal ab

kash hum ek sms hotay bas

• Kash hum ek SMS hotay bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty Maana k aap hamy delete kar daitey laikin kuch dair

Har pal ne kaha ek sepal bhar

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao, pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har

Ay barish k nanhey qtro us

Ay Barish K Nanhey Qtro Us K Chehry Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Galon Ko Chom Lena Us K Hathon Ko Bosa Dena Aur

Zindagi ki raahon mein ranj o gham ke mele

Zindagi ki raahon mein Ranj-o-gham ke mele hein bheer hey qayamat ki …phir bhi hum akailey hein sazishein zamaney ki kaam ker gain aakhir

eid mubarak

(`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* ) _..::¨`•.¸* Eid Mubarak! *¸.•`¨::.. ______.(¸.•*(¸.•*´ `*•.¸)*•.¸).________ Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye Is bahane se Eid ho jaye Eid milne

Abhi to tarap k raat ki tanhaion

‘Abhi to Tarap Tarap k Raat ki Tanhaion se nikla Hoon, Dost ‘Na jane ab Din k Ujaley or Kitna Stayein GAy…! / Gud

Darya mein katray ki soorat gum

Darya mein Katray ki Soorat Gum ho Jaaon Apne Aap se bahar niklon ‘Tum’ ho jaaon..!!!

Qabool kar ly 1nasihat ki aat

‘Qabool kar Ly’ 1:Nasihat ki ßaat Çhahay karvi Ho Qabul kar Lay 2:!)ost ka Hadya chahay Haqeer Ho Qabul kar Ly 3:Apni Ghalti Çhahay

Larki ka bap larki se jise tum

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he. Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese

Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us

Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha, Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha, Yaad karta hu kahan bhool

Na muskurane ko dil karta hai aansoo

Na Muskurane Ko Dil Karta Hai Na Aansoo Bhaane Ko Dil Karta Hai. Kya Kahen Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai aap Ke Paas Aane

Agarpyar pani k boondun ki tarahhai

Agar’PYAR’ Pani k BOONDUN Ki Tarah’Hai To’Ye Saari BAARISH Aap Ki ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

Yad kertay hain her sans k baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her

Aap hamhe azmate rahe aur hum aap

Aap hamhe azmate rahe, Aur hum aap par yakeen krte rahe, Aap hamhe rulate rahe, Aur hum sab gam bulla kr aap ko hasate

l genrator ooload shading ka

!”’@”””’!- l Genrator !-/‘O””””O’ load shading ka bara masla hay socha aap ko generator bhej dun ab na kehna k mushkil wqt me yaad

Kash kushiyo ki koi dukan hoti hume

kash kushiyo ki koi dukan hoti……. hume bhi uski koi pehechan hoti… bhar dete aap ka aanchal mein khushiya, keemat uski chahe humari jaan

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

Khamosh palkon se beh kar jab aansu

Khamosh palkon se beh kar jab aansu atey hain. Aap kia jane kitne aap yaad atey hain. Aj bhi us morr pe kharey hain.

Saade haase te gila ne yaar karde

Saade Haase Te Gila Ne Yaar Karde, Kehnde Tere Dil Ch Dise Na Dukh Koi. Kehnde Oh Ki Jaane Paak Mahobbat Nu, Jisdi Akh

Na khwabon me dekha na nazaron hazaron

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,

Ek bacha apne papa se mai ne

Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain aap ki shadi ki tarhan! Papa: Kutte k bachay

2 aansu us aansu se bacho

**2 Aansu** Us Aansu se bacho jo kisi ka DIL dukhaney se nikley, OR Us Aanso ki qadar karo jo Aap k liye kisi

Kabi thak k sou gaay hum raat

kabi thak k sou gaay hum kabi raat bar na soaay. kabi hans k gham chupaya kabi moun chupa k roaay. mairi daastan-e-hasrat wo

Question hr insaan apne hr dost

Question? Hr insaan apne hr dost se kuch na kuch seekhta ha aap ne hum se kya seekha ha? 0: Ignore krna 1: Larai

Teacher dehli me qutub minar hai

Teacher: Dehli me Qutub minar hai. PATHAN class me so rha tha Teacher ny usy jagaya or ghusey sy kaha Btao mainy kia kaha?

Bhai jaan 15 april ko mari shadi

Bhai Jaan, 15 April ko mari shadi hai zaroor ana Mere mobile me balance nahi hai is liye ‘Shoaib’ k Mobile se msg kar

Dil kaa ronaa thiik nahiin hai muunh

dil kaa ronaa Thiik nahii.n hai muu.Nh ko kalejaa aane do thamate hii thamate ashk thame.nge naaseh ko samajhaane do kahate hii kahate haal

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is

Aap b is dua me shamil hojaen

‘Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil HoJa’en ‘Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI ki umat or unki aal par, Mujh par, meri family par, mere

Aye jaan maana ke aapse hum

Aye Jaan,,, Maana Ke Aapse Hum… Baat-Baat Par Ladte Hein, Par Tume Ye Nahi Pata Ki… Aap Par Hum Kitna Marte Hein, Mere Gusse

Maulana roomi k pas 1 aqidatmand aya

Maulana Roomi k pas 1 Aqidatmand aya. Maulana ny pucha, ‘kaisi guzr bsr hoti hy?’ Bola ‘mil jay to shukr karty hain, na mily

Behkye behkye huye andazebeyaan hote hain aap

Behkye behkye huye andaz_e_beyaa’n hote hain, Aap hote hain to phir hosh kaha’n hore hain, Hont paband hain, mafhoum beyaan hote hain, Koi samjhe

Ham se taskheer muqaddar k sitaare na

Ham se taskheer muqaddar k sitaare na howe Zindagi aap the or aap hi hmare na howe Phir btao bhala kis pe sitam dhao

Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao ‘Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon’ Student: sorry

Hum to aaj bhi aap ko usi

Hum to Aaj Bhi Aap Ko Usi Tarah CHAHATEIN Hain,, ***ANMOL*** Jaise Sookha Huwa Darkhat Barish Ka Talabgar Hota He.. _.-” ANMOL RAHI.1 ”-._

Parven shakir naya dard ek dil

~Parven Shakir~ Naya Dard Ek Dil mein Jaga ker Chala Gaya,,, Kal Phir Woh Meray Sheher mein aa ker Chala Gaya… Jisay Dhoondti Rahi

Duniya ka wo wahid sawal jiss

‘Duniya ka wo Wahid Sawal Jiss ka Jawab na ‘YES’ diya Ja Sakta hai or na ‘NO’ Sawal hy . . Kya Aap ne

1 subhanallah meaning allah pak hay 2

1: SubhanALLAH Meaning: ALLAH PAK HAY. 2: AlhamduLILLAH Meaning:TAMAM TAREEFEN ALLAH KE LIYE HAIN. 3: ALLAHOakbar Meaning:ALLAH SUB SE BARA HAY. . . Delete

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain Jaisy aap . . WAPDA walo ko dekh lain. 🙂 B positve yar

Phoolo ki mahak churaye to kaise suraj

phoolo ki mahak churaye to kaise Suraj ki kirny chupayein to kaise Apse hum mein kitne bhi faslien ho Hum aap jaisy pyaary ko

Youn dosti ke naam ko rusvaa na

Youn dosti ke naam ko rusvaa na kijieye Tark-e-talluqaat ka charcha na kijieye Jurm-o-sitam ka paas bhi ulfat mein shart hai Palakon ko aansuon

Shaikhpear said jab tak parinde zinda hote

Shaikhpear Said’ Jab Tak Parinde Zinda Hote hai , Keeray, Makoray Ko khate Rehte hai jab Parinde Marte hai to Keeray, Makoray unko khate

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is

Juma mubarak dua hai is mubarak

|”’JUMA”’| ||,MUBARAK,|| Dua hai is Mubarak Din k Sadqe Aap ki or Meri hr pareshani Aur Har Musibat door Ho Jaye. {-=AAMEEN=-}

Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil

Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf

Aurat agar beti hy to rehmat

*AURAT* Agar Beti hy to Rehmat, Agar BV hy to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki Waris, Agar Maa hy to is k Qadmon taly

Har samandar mai sahil nahi hotahar jung

Har samandar mai sahil nahi hota Har jung main mizayel nahi hota Ye sub china ki harkatain hain Warna aap jaisy Namoonay k pas

Jo rehte hai dil me woh juda

Jo rehte hai dil me woh juda nahi hote kush ehsas lafzo se bayan nahi hote ek hi hasrat hai k aapko tng krte

Azmat e zindagii ko bech diyaa ham ne apanii

azmat-e-zindagii ko bech diyaa ham ne apanii Khushii ko bech diyaa chashm-e-saaqii ke ik ishaare pe umr kii tishnagi ko bech diyaa rind jaam-o-subuu

Ye jo diivaane se do chaar nazar

ye jo diivaane se do chaar nazar aate hain in men kuchh saahib-e-asraar nazar aate hain terii mahafil kaa bharam rakahate hain so jaat

Purani kahawat hai k sotay waqt

Purani kahawat hai k, sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye, . . . Phir bhi . . . . . .

Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye

aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye, Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye, Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap, Hum tou police station se

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar

‘Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar gaye Kitne sitare aankh se tootkar bikhargaye Aajaiye k aap ko tarse hay ab nazar Dekha nhi

Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya

Meethi si hawa lagi abhi kia

Meethi si hawa lagi abhi abhi Kia Aap ne yaad kia abhi abhi Aap se milne ki abhi umeed to nahi phir bhi Yun

Good morningggg pakistan bhai log ko

GOOD morninGGGG Pakistan, Bhai log ko SALAAM, Doston ko HAAYE, Buzurgon ko AADAB, Boys ko HELLO, Girls ko PYAR, Aur khas doston ko, jaise

Aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya

aaj ashkon ka taar tuu gaya rishta-e-intazar tuut gaya yun vo thukara ke chal diye goya ik khilaunaa thaa pyaar tuut gaya roye rah-rah

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis

Gazal ik paikar e jamal me uljha hoa

(GAZAL) Ik paikar-e-jamal me uljha hoa hon me, Uljhe hoy khayal me uljha hoa hon me, Tu ne kaha tha chaand hai bilkul meri

Kiya aap jante hain good morning kiya

KIYA AAP JANTE HAIN? ‘GOOD MORNING’ Kiya Hay.? YE ZAMANA-E-JAHILIYAT KA SALAM HAY! HAMARE PYARAY NABI{S.A.W.W} K PAAS 1 SHAKHS Ne Aa Kar ‘Subha

Aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh

aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base hote,

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye? ‘KHABAR’ 2. Kam az kam 3 se

Aik dulha shaadi ki pehli raat apni

Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:- Kiya naam hai ‘Huzoor’ ka? Biwi:- HAZRAT

Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat

Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai, Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai, Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge

Aap say kia purda baji main sub

AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI MAIN SUNA DAITY HUM, RAT KIA RAT THE JUNAT

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

Aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay

aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay hai hum aap say aik aas rakhtay hai na janay kab aa jayae aap ka sms is

Pyari baatianikhlaq acha hona allah sy mohabbat

¤>Pyari BaatianIkhlaq acha hona ALLAH sy mohabbat ki daleel hai, >Dil ka sukoon chahty ho to hasad se door rho, >Musibat ki shikayat mt

kuch nahi abi to

( KUCH NAHI ) Abi to hum aap k liye kuch nahi, Ye din guzar jayen ge, Ye musam Badal jayen ge, Waqt to

aap ki ek muskurahat ne

*. . .Aap ki Ek Muskurahat ne SUB ke hosh ura diye:-) WahWahWah Sub hosh main aanay hi walay thay k AAP phir Muskura

Glass aap jo baat kartay hain face

Glass:- Aap jo baat kartay hain face 2 face kartay hain. Air:- Koi aap ko apni jan se bhi ziada chahta hai. Water:- Ap

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina mehnat k, Bas call karain aur batayain GIRLFRIEND ka

Garib mariz doctor mere pass paise

Garib Mariz: Doctor mere pass paise nahi he aap mera eilaaj kar de to kabhi aapke kaam aaunga. Doctor: Kya kaam karte ho? Mariz:

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Khoty ki 4 tangeen im right

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